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'''Jill Von Crastenburg''' is a character in the GTA IV era, appearing in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]].  
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'''Jill Von Crastenburg''' is a character in the GTA IV era, appearing in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]].
  
Jill Von Crastenburg is a celebrity living in [[Alderney]] with her parents. Jill has dated many men, even though she is very young, and is extremely spoiled. She had a three-week relationship with 14-years-older Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]].  
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Jill Von Crastenburg is a celebrity living in [[Alderney]] with her parents. Jill has dated many men, even though she is very young (aged 13 in fact), and is extremely spoiled. She had a three-week relationship with 14-years-older Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]].  
 
She also has a history of drug and alcohol abuse. She has been arrested for public lewdness and has been featured on a sex tape that quickly circulated around the internet. It first surfaced in [[electrictit.com|www.electrictit.com]] but was removed from the site. She was once forced to re-enact a tantrum for the paparazzi who were late and wanted to cover it.
 
She also has a history of drug and alcohol abuse. She has been arrested for public lewdness and has been featured on a sex tape that quickly circulated around the internet. It first surfaced in [[electrictit.com|www.electrictit.com]] but was removed from the site. She was once forced to re-enact a tantrum for the paparazzi who were late and wanted to cover it.
  

Revision as of 13:11, 20 February 2010

Character
Jill Von Crastenburg
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[[Image::File:JillVonCrastenburg-GTAIV.JPG| ]]
Appearances [[Appearance::Grand Theft Auto IV]]
Full Name Jill Von Crastenburg
Gender Gender::Female
Date of Birth 1995
Place of Birth Liberty City
Age Now 19
Nationality American
Home Alderney
Family Mr. Von Crastenburg (father)
Mrs. Von Crastenburg (mother)
Vehicles Turismo

Jill Von Crastenburg is a character in the GTA IV era, appearing in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Jill Von Crastenburg is a celebrity living in Alderney with her parents. Jill has dated many men, even though she is very young (aged 13 in fact), and is extremely spoiled. She had a three-week relationship with 14-years-older Cuban baseball player Ernesto Asaltacunas. She also has a history of drug and alcohol abuse. She has been arrested for public lewdness and has been featured on a sex tape that quickly circulated around the internet. It first surfaced in www.electrictit.com but was removed from the site. She was once forced to re-enact a tantrum for the paparazzi who were late and wanted to cover it.

Trivia

  • She is the only minor listed in the LCPD Database.
  • Despite the young age, it would appear that Jill Von Crastenburg is a parody of Paris Hilton. Not only are the two heiresses, but they both have had sex tapes (both even being filmed in nightvision).