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{{infobox character|
 
{{infobox character|
 
|image = JillVonCrastenburg-GTAIV.JPG
 
|image = JillVonCrastenburg-GTAIV.JPG
|games = [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]
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|game_1 = GTA IV
 
|name = Jill Von Crastenburg
 
|name = Jill Von Crastenburg
 
|gender = F
 
|gender = F
|dob = July 14 1995
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|dob = July 14, 1995
 
|pob = [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]]
 
|pob = [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]]
 
|home = [[Westdyke]]
 
|home = [[Westdyke]]
|nationality = American
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|nationality = United States
|affiliations = [[Cloe Parker]]<br>[[Kayla Paulo]]  
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|affiliations = [[Cloe Parker]]<br />[[Kayla Paulo]]  
 
|vehicles = [[Turismo]]
 
|vehicles = [[Turismo]]
 
}}
 
}}
 
 
'''Jill Von Crastenburg''' is a character appearing in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]].
 
'''Jill Von Crastenburg''' is a character appearing in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]].
  
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Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family, an old-money family of New England said to own half of [[The Exchange]] in [[Algonquin]]. "[[wp:von|Von]]" suggests they may have been German nobility hundreds of years ago, as does their current prestige and influence.
 
Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family, an old-money family of New England said to own half of [[The Exchange]] in [[Algonquin]]. "[[wp:von|Von]]" suggests they may have been German nobility hundreds of years ago, as does their current prestige and influence.
  
She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [[wp:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie's]] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [[wp:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior.
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She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [[:wp:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie's]] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [[:wp:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior.
  
 
Since her 11th birthday and/or [[2006]], she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Los Santos in GTA IV Era|Downtown Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]].)
 
Since her 11th birthday and/or [[2006]], she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Los Santos in GTA IV Era|Downtown Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]].)
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By most sources she is only 13 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity, popularity among the internet porn crowd and admittance to bars makes this highly unlikely. According to [[Our-own-reality.com|Our Own Reality]] she is a college dropout, but they confirm that she is still in her teens (meaning she might be 19).
 
By most sources she is only 13 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity, popularity among the internet porn crowd and admittance to bars makes this highly unlikely. According to [[Our-own-reality.com|Our Own Reality]] she is a college dropout, but they confirm that she is still in her teens (meaning she might be 19).
  
Assuming she were 13, she is likely a caricature of modern children (especially wealthy) growing up too fast. The scenario is also likely meant to poke fun at the unhealthy sexual images of [[wp:Lindsey Lohan|Lindsay Lohan]], [[wp:Hillary Duff|Hillary Duff]], [[wp:Miley Cyrus|Miley Cyrus]] and the [[wp:Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen|Olsen Twins]] (who Jill bears a resemblance to) while they were still under 18. Pedophilia is portrayed in the game as being all too common in society.
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Assuming she were 13, she is likely a caricature of modern children (especially wealthy) growing up too fast. The scenario is also likely meant to poke fun at the unhealthy sexual images of [[:wp:Lindsey Lohan|Lindsay Lohan]], [[:wp:Hillary Duff|Hillary Duff]], [[:wp:Miley Cyrus|Miley Cyrus]] and the [[:wp:Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen|Olsen Twins]] (who Jill bears a resemblance to) while they were still under 18. Pedophilia is portrayed in the game as being all too common in society.
  
 
==Fame and wealth==
 
==Fame and wealth==
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The family own many large homes. Their official residence (though it is said to be a summer home) is a 19-bedroom mansion along in [[Westdyke]], [[Alderney]]. It is on [[Owl Creek Ave]], next door to Jill's best friend [[Cloe Parker]]. Jill's own bedroom features murals of erotic fairy tales (i.e. "Robin Hood taking it in the can from the big bad wolf") painted by celebrity artists Simon & Nigel, and she owns a flying rabbit as a pet. The family also owns a 63-room manor upstate and an enormous penthouse along [[Columbus Avenue]] in the [[Middle Park East]] area of [[Algonquin]]. They own several private jets, one with its own health spa and screening room. The family also gives over $300 million per month to charities that they own and operate. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to [[I'm Rich]].
 
The family own many large homes. Their official residence (though it is said to be a summer home) is a 19-bedroom mansion along in [[Westdyke]], [[Alderney]]. It is on [[Owl Creek Ave]], next door to Jill's best friend [[Cloe Parker]]. Jill's own bedroom features murals of erotic fairy tales (i.e. "Robin Hood taking it in the can from the big bad wolf") painted by celebrity artists Simon & Nigel, and she owns a flying rabbit as a pet. The family also owns a 63-room manor upstate and an enormous penthouse along [[Columbus Avenue]] in the [[Middle Park East]] area of [[Algonquin]]. They own several private jets, one with its own health spa and screening room. The family also gives over $300 million per month to charities that they own and operate. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to [[I'm Rich]].
 
  
 
Jill herself is a well-paid spokeswoman, recieving a free [[Grotti]] sports car every christmas from the dealership and a ''lifetime supply'' of food from any [[Burger Shot]] outlet in the American North-East (excluding [[Alderney]]; the ''Freak State'', which is weird because Jill lives in Alderney). Jill is also set to host a new reality TV show titled ''America's Sexiest Terrorist''.
 
Jill herself is a well-paid spokeswoman, recieving a free [[Grotti]] sports car every christmas from the dealership and a ''lifetime supply'' of food from any [[Burger Shot]] outlet in the American North-East (excluding [[Alderney]]; the ''Freak State'', which is weird because Jill lives in Alderney). Jill is also set to host a new reality TV show titled ''America's Sexiest Terrorist''.
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*[[2006]] - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine
 
*[[2006]] - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine
 
*[[2007]] - Public Lewdness
 
*[[2007]] - Public Lewdness
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'''Notes''':
 
'''Notes''':
 
*Rich heiress and Algonquin socialite.
 
*Rich heiress and Algonquin socialite.
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==See also==
 
==See also==
*[[Celebrities in the Grand Theft Auto Series]]
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*[[Celebrities]]
  
 
{{GTA IV Characters}}
 
{{GTA IV Characters}}
 
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Revision as of 11:25, 10 August 2012

Character
Jill Von Crastenburg
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[[Image::File:JillVonCrastenburg-GTAIV.JPG| ]]
Appearances GTA IV
Full Name Jill Von Crastenburg
Gender Gender::Female
Date of Birth July 14, 1995
Place of Birth Liberty City
Age Now 19
Nationality American
Home Westdyke
Main Affiliations Cloe Parker
Kayla Paulo
Vehicles Turismo

Jill Von Crastenburg is a character appearing in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Background and personality

Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family, an old-money family of New England said to own half of The Exchange in Algonquin. "Von" suggests they may have been German nobility hundreds of years ago, as does their current prestige and influence.

She is the best friend of Cloe Parker, a parody of Nicole Richie's (Jill's counterpart) friendship with Paris Hilton (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior.

Since her 11th birthday and/or 2006, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the Liberty City party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a Downtown Los Santos supermarket and walking down the street in San Fierro.)

In early 2008, she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player Ernesto Asaltacunas. At the beginning of GTA IV she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an Opium Nights valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on Electric Tit but was removed from the site.

Age

By most sources she is only 13 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity, popularity among the internet porn crowd and admittance to bars makes this highly unlikely. According to Our Own Reality she is a college dropout, but they confirm that she is still in her teens (meaning she might be 19).

Assuming she were 13, she is likely a caricature of modern children (especially wealthy) growing up too fast. The scenario is also likely meant to poke fun at the unhealthy sexual images of Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff, Miley Cyrus and the Olsen Twins (who Jill bears a resemblance to) while they were still under 18. Pedophilia is portrayed in the game as being all too common in society.

Fame and wealth

Jill buying lotion at a Los Santos supermarket
A poster of Jill Von Crastenburg.

The family own many large homes. Their official residence (though it is said to be a summer home) is a 19-bedroom mansion along in Westdyke, Alderney. It is on Owl Creek Ave, next door to Jill's best friend Cloe Parker. Jill's own bedroom features murals of erotic fairy tales (i.e. "Robin Hood taking it in the can from the big bad wolf") painted by celebrity artists Simon & Nigel, and she owns a flying rabbit as a pet. The family also owns a 63-room manor upstate and an enormous penthouse along Columbus Avenue in the Middle Park East area of Algonquin. They own several private jets, one with its own health spa and screening room. The family also gives over $300 million per month to charities that they own and operate. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to I'm Rich.

Jill herself is a well-paid spokeswoman, recieving a free Grotti sports car every christmas from the dealership and a lifetime supply of food from any Burger Shot outlet in the American North-East (excluding Alderney; the Freak State, which is weird because Jill lives in Alderney). Jill is also set to host a new reality TV show titled America's Sexiest Terrorist.

LCPD Database information

Surname: Von Crastenburg

First Name: Jill

Age: 13

Place of Birth: Algonquin, Liberty City

Affiliations: N/A

Criminal Record:

  • 2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine
  • 2007 - Public Lewdness

Notes:

  • Rich heiress and Algonquin socialite.
  • Regular on the Liberty City party circuit.
  • History of drug and alcohol abuse.
  • A sex tape, believed to feature Von Crastenburg, was recently circulated on the internet.

Trivia

  • She is the only minor listed in the LCPD Database.
  • Jill may also based on real-life socialite and billionaire heiress Amanda Hearst (as they resemble each other), despite being over a decade younger than her real-life counterpart.
  • A pedestrian strongly resembling Jill can be seen sometimes in the middle of Star Junction standing next to a black Stretch (although this can just be a fluke). Pedestrians with similar features of Jill are also known to spawn around Varsity Heights.
  • She attended Bullworth Academy at some point in her life.

See also