Carl Johnson learns the identity of the Loco Syndicate's leaders
|Game||GTA San Andreas|
|For||Wu Zi Mu and Jizzy B.|
|Target||Pimp, johns, preacher, and protection|
Doherty, San Fierro, San Andreas|
The Pleasure Domes Club, Battery Point, San Fierro, San Andreas
Mountain Cloud Boys
|Unlocked by||Photo Opportunity|
Jizzy is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas given to protagonist Carl Johnson. The mission is divided into two parts; one part is given by San Fierro Triads leader Wu Zi Mu from Carl's garage in the Doherty district of San Fierro, San Andreas; the other part is given by Jizzy B. from The Pleasure Domes Club in the Battery Point district of San Fierro, San Andreas.
Wu Zi Mu, Cesar Vialpando and Guppy are in the back office where the photos Carl took previously are hanging on the wall. Guppy identifies them as the Loco Syndicate consisting of the boss (whose name he doesn't know), the muscle (T-Bone Mendez) and the middle-man (Jizzy B.). Carl decides the easiest method of infiltrating the syndicate is through Jizzy and is told he can be found in the Pleasure Domes.
Upon arrival at the club Carl convinces Jizzy to employ him. Jizzy then send him out to deal with a client who has already killed two of his girls. First, Carl takes Jizzy's Broadway and drops off another of Jizzy's girls at a hotel in Downtown. He then kills a rival pimp working out of Hashbury. Jizzy then calls Carl on the car phone and tells him that another girl is being attacked and sends him to take care of it. Carl makes his way to the location in Foster Valley and kills the two people attacking the girl, outside their Camper van. Jizzy phones Carl again, telling him that the girl he dropped off earlier is running away with her client, a wealthy televangelist priest. Carl is ordered to kill both of them in a Stretch, as well as the priest's bodyguard who drives a Huntley. Once Carl has taken them out Jizzy calls a final time thanking him for his help, and telling him that the car has just come up on an APB, resulting in a two star wanted level.
Wu Zi Mu: That's crazy, man. What are we looking at exactly?
Carl Johnson: Hey man, you get them flicks developed? W'sup, Woozie!
Wu Zi Mu: Hey Carl. I was just explaining to your... brother in law that we were friends.
Carl Johnson: Oh yeah? Well look, Woozie, I need to get some info from you, man.
Wu Zi Mu: What exactly do you boys want to know?
Cesar Vialpando: Who are these putas, holmes?
Wu Zi Mu: (to Guppy) Why don't you go take a look?
(Guppy looks at the photos.)
Guppy: These guys?
Cesar Vialpando: Yeah.
Guppy: They're the Loco Syndicate. They're pretty big time, I think. Don't have any dealings with them - we don't touch blow.
(Guppy points to each photo in turn.)
Cesar: And who's that guy?
Guppy: That's Jizzy B. He's the biggest pimp in town. He helps set up the deals... You know, a concierge of sorts.
Carl Johnson: Hey, then he's my way in. How I get to him?
Carl Johnson: Hey, good looking out, Woozie.
Wu Zi Mu: No problem. Don't be a stranger!
(Carl arrives at the Pleasure Domes.)
Jizzy B.: See, baby, I got everything... Mink sheets... Mink coats... Mink curtains in the window. When I walk down the stairs I'm walking down on... Mink carpet. Now who's this trick? I don't need no more friends, baby. All they try to do is peel me from my hos.
Carl Johnson: No, no, it ain't about them. It's all about you, playa. I heard you was the man with the hook up, and you was the man I needed to see. I'm offering my services.
Jizzy B.: Say what?
Carl Johnson: Yes, sir. See, I'm new in town. Anything you want, I can do. For a guy like me, to work with, to work FOR, a guy like Jizzy B, well...
Jizzy B.: Now that you mention it, I do have a slight problem. Something a little dumb muscle like yourself might be able to fix. 'Cause you see me, I'm an intellectual. Bitches, y'all walk on down to the bar and fix a pimp a drink. See I only got two eyes, and on these streets you got to have more than that. You got to be like a fly on shit, you know? A hundred eyes, everywhere. Now some lunatic been fucking with my bitches. Mother-fucker killed two last week. I want you... Go find out.
Carl Johnson: No prob. I'm a playa partner now, Jizzy.
(As Carl leaves Jizzy catches up with him)
Jizzy B.: Wait up, Mr. C-to-the-J! See that pretty young thang in my car? Drop her off at the hotel Downtown. Use my car-phone to gimme a ring-a-ding when you're done. And watch the rims, playa! Treat that baby like the Pope Mobile!
(While driving to the hotel)
Girl #1: Ooh! What a strong pecho! Ever had half-n-half with a sucia like me?
Carl Johnson: Yeah, go on.
Girl #1: I'll do things your ruca won't.
Carl Johnson: I'm listening, honest!
Girl #1: I'm no slut but I need the feria.
Carl Johnson: Uh huh, real interesting.
Girl #1: Whatever, puto.
(Carl drops the girl off)
Girl #1: Later, ese.
Carl Johnson: Hey Jizzy, it's Carl, I just dropped off your girl.
Jizzy B.: Church! Got a little errand for you to run before you deal with that problem I was just talking about. Some young buck thinks he's a playa, been trying to peel my hos over in Hashbury. Now one of my girls over there just eyeballed the punk, I want you to get your ass over there and ice that pretender!
(Carl arrives at Hashbury)
Girl #2: Here comes my playa, now you're in real trouble.
Rival pimp: Man, I ain't got time for you!
(Carl kills the rival pimp)
Carl Johnson: Hey, it's CJ. Just to let you know you don't have to worry about no competition in Hashbury.
Jizzy B.: Worry? Did I say I was worried? No I did not. Now to the real deal. Some of my girls in the Foster Valley been getting knuckled over. I want you to get your ass up there and nose around - find out what's going on.
(Carl kills the guys attacking Jizzy's girl.)
Carl Johnson: Mr. Jizzy, it's CJ.
Jizzy B.: You is a bad luck charm, clucky! That girl you dropped off Downtown wants out of the game! Her sugar daddy wants to take her off the streets! Nobody turns my hos! Now you get your ass back to the hotel, and you make an example out of all of 'em!
(Carl arrives at the hotel.)
Preacher: The Lord sent me to save your thread-bear soul, harlot! Get in the car and remove your filthy vestments, so I my better gaze upon thine corruption! Driver, get us out of here before the devil's right hand snatches this po' girl from salvation!
Driver: Right away, your evangelical holiness!
(Carl kills the preacher and the girl.)
Carl Johnson: Everything's been taken care of, Mr. Jizzy!
Jizzy: Oh, CJ, you's a playa's right hand, baby. Oh, and by the way - that car's just come up over on an APB. Dump it, keep it, whatever. Just keep it away from me, my hos, and my club!
Carl Johnson: Oh, for sure, you got that, man.
- A unique black Huntley with heavy handling can be seen and obtained during this mission.
- The song featured in the pre-mission cutscene is West Coast Poplock, which can also be heard on Bounce FM.
- This, Verdant Meadows and the untitled first mission are the only three missions where it is possible to save whilst carrying them out.
- What Carl says to the girl while he's making his way to the hotel in Downtown is similar to what he says during dates with his girlfriends.