Jizzy (mission)

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Mission
Jizzy
Carl Johnson about to chase the preacher
Carl Johnson about to chase the preacher

Carl Johnson about to chase the preacher
Game GTA San Andreas
For Jizzy
Target Pimp, johns, preacher, and protection
Location Jizzy's Pleasure Domes, Battery Point, San Fierro, San Andreas
Reward $3000, and respect
Unlocks T-Bone Mendez, and Mountain Cloud Boys
Unlocked by Photo Opportunity
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Jizzy is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas given to protagonist Carl Johnson after visiting the Garage, Doherty, San Fierro.

Mission

Wu Zi Mu, Cesar and Guppy are in the back office where the photos Carl took previously are hanging on the wall. Guppy identifies them as the Loco Syndicate consisting of the boss (whose name he doesn't know), the muscle (T-Bone Mendez) and the middle-man (Jizzy B). Carl decides the easiest method of infiltrating the syndicate is through Jizzy and is told he can be found in the Pleasure Domes, Battery Point.

Upon arrival at the club Carl convinces Jizzy to employ him. Jizzy then send him out to deal with a client who has killed two of his girls previously. First Carl takes the pimpmobile and drops off another of Jizzy's girls, he then kills a rival pimp working out of Hashbury. Jizzy then calls Carl on the car phone and tells him that another girl is being attacked and sends him to take care of it. Jizzy phones Carl again and tells him that the girl Carl dropped off at the start of the mission is trying to quit and that he wants her, and her sugar daddy, killed. Once Carl has taken them out Jizzy calls a final time thanking him for his help and telling him that the car has just come up on an APB, resulting in a two star wanted level

Script

(Cesar, Wu Zi Mu and Guppy are in the office)

Wu Zi Mu: That's crazy, man. What are we looking at exactly?

((Carl enters)

Carl Johnson: Hey man, you get them flicks developed? W'sup, Woozie!

Wu Zi Mu: Hey Carl. I was just explaining to your... brother in law that we were friends.

Carl Johnson: Oh yeah? Well look, Woozie, I need to get some info from you, man.

Wu Zi Mu: What exactly do you boys want to know?

Cesar: Who are these putas, holmes?

Wu Zi Mu: (to Guppy) Why don't you go take a look?

(Guppy looks at the photos.)

Guppy: These guys?

Cesar: Yeah.

Guppy: They're the Loco Syndicate. They're pretty big time, I think. Don't have any dealings with them - we don't touch blow.

(Guppy points to each photo in turn.)

Guppy: Now this guy runs things. I don't know his name.

Guppy: This guy is T-Bone Mendez. He's the muscle.

Cesar points to the third photo.

Cesar: And who's that guy?

Guppy: That's Jizzy B. He's the biggest pimp in town. He helps set up the deals... You know, a concierge of sorts.

Carl Johnson: Hey, then he's my way in. How I get to him?

Wu Zi Mu: Oh, Jizzy? Jizzy runs the Pleasure Domes Club in that old fortress under the Gant Bridge.

Carl Johnson: Hey, good looking out, Woozie.

Wu Zi Mu: No problem. Don't be a stranger!

(Carl arrives at the Pleasure Domes.)

Jizzy: See, baby, I got everything... Mink sheets... Mink coats... Mink curtains in the window. When I walk down the stairs I'm walking down on... Mink carpet.

Jizzy: Now who's this trick? I don't need no more friends, baby. All they try to do is peel me from my hos.

Carl Johnson: No, no, it ain't about them. It's all about you, playa. I heard you was the man with the hook up, and you was the man I needed to see. I'm offering my services.

Jizzy: Say what?

Carl Johnson: Yes, sir. See, I'm new in town. Anything you want, I can do. For a guy like me, to work with, to work FOR, a guy like Jizzy B, well...

Jizzy: Now that you mention it, I do have a slight problem. Something a little dumb muscle like yourself might be able to fix. 'Cause you see me, I'm an intellectual. Bitches, y'all walk on down to the bar and fix a pimp a drink. See I only got two eyes, and on these streets you got to have more than that. You got to be like a fly on shit, you know? A hundred eyes, everywhere. Now some lunatic been fucking with my bitches. Mother-fucker killed two last week. I want you... Go find out.

Carl Johnson: No prob. I'm a playa partner now, Jizzy.

(As Carl leaves Jizzy catches up with him)

Jizzy: Wait up, Mr. C-to-the-J! See that pretty young thang in my car? Drop her off at the hotel Downtown. Use my car-phone to gimme a ring-a-ding when you're done. And watch the rims, playa! Treat that baby like the Pope Mobile!

(Carl drops the girl off)

Girl: Later, ese.

Carl Johnson: Hey Jizzy, it's Carl, I just dropped off your girl.

Jizzy: Church! Got a little errand for you to run before you deal with that problem I was just talking about. Some young buck thinks he's a playa, been trying to peel my hos over in Hashbury. Now one of my girls over there just eyeballed the punk, I want you to get your ass over there and ice that pretender!

(Carl kills the rival pimp)

Carl Johnson: Hey, it's CJ. Just to let you know you don't have to worry about no competition in Hashbury.

Jizzy: Worry? Did I say I was worried? No I did not. Now to the real deal. Some of my girls in the Foster Valley been getting knuckled over. I want you to get your ass up there and nose around - find out what's going on.

(Carl kills the guys attacking Jizzy's girl.)

Carl Johnson: Mr. Jizzy, It's Carl Johnson.

Jizzy: You is a bad luck charm, clucky! That girl you dropped off Downtown wants out of the game! Her sugar daddy wants to take her off the streets! Nobody turns my hos! Now you get your ass back to the hotel, and you make an example out of all of 'em!

(Carl arrives at the hotel.)

Preacher: The Lord sent me to save your thread-bear soul, harlot! Get in the car and remove your filthy vestments, so I my better gaze upon thine corruption! Driver, get us out of here before the devil's right hand snatches this po' girl from salvation!

Driver: Right away, your evangelical holiness!

(Carl kills the preacher and the girl.)

Carl Johnson: Everything's been taken care of, Mr. Jizzy!

Jizzy: Oh, CJ, you's a playa's right hand, baby. Oh, and by the way - that car's just come up over on an APB. Dump it, keep it, whatever. Just keep it away from me, my hos, and my club!

Carl Johnson:Oh, for sure, you got that, man.

Trivia

This and Verdant Meadows are the only 2 missions that you can save during a mission.

Gallery

Reward

The reward for this mission is $3,000 and increased respect.

Woozie will call you which will give you missions from him. His contact point is his betting shop in Chinatown.

Trivia

  • The song featured in the pre mission cutscene is West Coast Poplock. which can also be heard on Bounce FM.