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This is the transcript of the [[KGBH]] [[Radio Stations in GTA 2|radio station]] in [[Grand Theft Auto 2]].
Slogan: “KGBH, in fantastic medium wave!”


Woman: KGBH, in fantastic medium wave!


Bomba Tomba: “Special price cabigde: Two for buck. I bought one supply this morning only. Is very good for digestion, makes you do all kinds of lifting things with your butt.
Bomba Tomba: [Talking to someone away from the mic] ..Let me read my advertisements. Okay. [Now speaking into mic] Special price cabbage: Two for buck. I bought one supply this morning only. Is very good for digestion, makes you do all kinds of lifting things with your butt.


[Music starts, suddenly stops]


[Muziek hapert en stopt]
Bomba Tomba: My tape machine's broken... This not good. Okay, this never work. I- I break his legs this bastard give me this piece of.. shit.. idiot-


[The music starts again]


Bomba Tomba: “I think machine’s broken... Is not good. Okay, is never working. I break his legs this bastard who gave me this piece of... shit”
Bomba Tomba: ..It's working now. This very good. Here we having now with radio.. eh.. Ah! This is announcement, I must give you announcement. This is, has anyone seen green Silverado stolen from outside my house? Eight clock ten, no, ten o'clock last night. I was little drunk and forgot were I left. It could be anywhere... Uh-


[The music stops again]


[Muziek start weer]  
Bomba Tomba: What? Hey, come on, what do you want? I'm on the air right now! What are you asking me what ques- Ah! [Starts almost laughing while speaking] Forget it, forget the last message, we found the car. [Speaking normally now] Okay, requests..! [Music starts again] Well, Boris Smers was twelve today - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BORIS!! He got computer game and cake. Eh, Boris, Boris, sell the game, eat the cake.


Woman: KGBH, where the big noise isss...


Bomba Tomba: “Okay, it’s working now. This very good. Here we having now with radio... eh... Aaah! This is enouncement I must give enouncement. This is has anyone seen green soulvrado stolen from outside my house? Eight clock ten... no... Ten clock last night. I was little drunk and forgot were I left. It could be anywhere...”


["Surf City" from Cow Tastes Good starts]


[Muziek stopt nog eens]


Bomba Tomba: Whoooooo yeah! This very very nice.. this very nice. I- I am very much liking my.. own radio station. I just have a little dedication to make to my wife Vanda. Vanda, I want to say, I’m sorry I didn’t make home last night. I was very much drinking, I did not make it, I want to make it but I hope you make me dinner still because I like your borscht. Is very good.. and I also the little potatoes-


Bomba Tomba: “Hey! Come on what do you want... I’m on the air right now! What do you asking me what question? Ah! Hehe! Forget it, forget the last mesage, we found the car. Okay, requests. Well, Boris Smerchzj was twelve today. Happy birthday Boris! He got computergame and cake. Eh, Boris, Boris, sell the game, eat the cake!”
Prodo: [Interrupts while Bomba Tomba is speaking] [Rhyming] He is funny and-


Slogan: “KGBH, where the big noise is!”
Bomba Tomba: [Continuing] you put with sour cream, and I come by for dinner later, okay? Now-


Prodo: [Rhyming again] He is funny and bright! Plays the music that I like! Bomba Tom-


[Muziek]  
[Both the music and Prodo get cut off]


Bomba Tomba: Music special for my wife. Special for my wife, I play SPECIAL for you. [The Previous song starts fading in] This is.. something that I've had very many years at home.. and this very nice piece... [The songs ends] *ghaaasj* [Nervous]I don't have it.. I don't have.. [Angry] I DON'T have piece!! Prodo, get over here, what you do with... This- where's my case? I had case with this piece! This not good. ForGET it! Forget, I can’t- Sorry Wanda. I can’t play this piece for you, but I want to give you something later private, okay?-


Bomba Tomba: “Oh jah! Is very very nice, is very nice. I am very much liking my own radio station. I had just a little of dedication to make to my wife Wanda. Wanda, I want to say, I’m sorry I didn’t make home last night. I was very much drinking. I did not make it, I want to make it but I hope you make me dinner still because I like your borsjt. Is very good and I also like Sljlk *Russisch-Engels gemompel*, with cream and I come by for dinner later, okay? Now, ...
Man [Could be either Prodo or Bomba Tomba: KGBH!


Prodo: “Wanda and Brad plays the music that I like! Bomba Tomba! Bomba Tomba!”


Bomba Tomba: “Music special for my wife. Special for my wife, I play special for you. This is something that I’ve had very many years at home and is very nice piece... *ghaaasj* I don’t have it, I don’t... I DON’T HAVE PIECE! Prodo, get over here what you do with... This... where’s my case? I have case with this piece! This not good. Forget it. Forget... I can’t... Sorry Wanda. I can’t play this piece for you, but I want to give you something later private, okay?”
["Dazed and Confused" from Spangly Feet starts]


Slogan: “KGBH!”


Bomba Tomba: [Music stops and you hear Bomba Tomba messing around with a tape cartridge] This very good band! Is all chicks! This called "Nipples and Chains". Very good band- Uh, give me the track. Prodo! [Dazed and Confused starts again] Prodo, come, pa- this very good- Never before heard on my radio station. You hear FIRST from Bomba Tomba. I give you the best! There is no other reason why you listen anywhere else. Don't even think abou- BREAK the radio dials. THIS is where you listen.


[Muziek start]  
[Music is now at full volume and you hear Bomba Tomba speaking away from the mic]


Bomba Tomba: Okay, Prodo, come. What you do? Wait I need a drink, this is ridiculous over here. [Slightly louder] You got some more vodka?


Bomba Tomba: “This very good band! Is all chicks! This called “Nipples and Chains”! Very good band. Er... Give me the track. Prodo! Prodo, come, come, this very good. Never before heard on my radiostation. You hear first from Bomba Tomba. I give you the best. There is no other reason why you listen anywhere else. Don’t even think about... Break the radio dails. This is very good, listen:”
Prodo: Shh!




[Music gaat verder]  
["Dazed and Confused" plays all the way through]




Bomba Tomba: “Okay, Prodo, come... What you do? Where are you? You’ve got some more work there.
Woman: KGBH, on your own vibrrrra...[Stop]


Prodo: “Sssst!”
Woman: KGBH, on y-[Stop]


Strange voice: Bomba Tomba. Bomba Tomba.


[Muziek: Nipples and Chains]
Bomba Tomba: A shipload of vodka just sunk, I'll be on air few minutes more then I'm- I'm not staying on air, this ridiculous! This vodka just sunk.. The vodka sunk! I'm going out of here! This- Look, Prodo, Prodo.. Pro- I'm leaving now! You stay here- Do it. I've been doing this for hours! You do it! I'm.. sick of this! Di-Ri-Ridiculous, you idiota. Forget-a!  Prodo, if you listening- GET IN HERE! I'm going break your neck you little bastard prick! Get in here because now is your turn! Okay- This is Bomba Tomba, I say good night. This man, is- I am.. a man of my word I will kick your little.. spindley butt! Okay, this gone- I'm done. This, forget. I've got vodka down- If you want to get free vod- vodka, you have a snorkle and things like this and wetsuits come down we go getting some vodka.. Down at docks it slips.. anyway, I'm gone-


Prodo: [Interrupting] If ''you read on the card you'll'' be cheating on your heart. Bomba Tombaaah, Bomba Tombaaah!


[Musiek stopt]
Woman: KGBH, good radio for all family and friendsss.


Slogan: “KGBH, on you own vibra...[Piep]”


Slogan: “KGBH, on your...[Klik!]
[An unknown song starts]  


Prodo: “Bomba Tomba! Bomba Tomba!”


Bomba Tomba: “This sh*tload of what got... You’re sunk! I ain’t be on air for few minutes more then... I’m not staying on air. This ridiculus! This wodka just sunk... The wodka sunk... I’m going out of here! This... No, Prodo, Prodo, Prodo, I’m leaving now. You stay here do it. I’m been doing this for houres! You do it! I’m sick of this! This is ridiculus, you idiot! Forget it. Prodo, if you listening... GET IN HERE! I’m going to break your neck, you little bastard-prick! Get in here because now is your turn. Okay, this is Bomba Tomba, I say goodnight. This man is crying, a man of my word. I will kick your little spindely butt! Okay, this gone. I’m gone. This forget, I got work to done. If you want to get free wodka, you have a snorkle in things like this and wetsuits, come down and we will get you some wodka. Down at docks and slips... Anyway...
Bomba Tomba: This KGBH Radio. This no nonsense radiostation. If you get pissed off, you don't like station, you just change it. Don't listen, okay? It is- You don't want to listen, don't listen! Is- *blrpr*! This- This ridiculous! I don’t have to listen to you, you don’t listen to me! Just turn it off! But KGBH plays the best black market radio.


Prodo: “If you read on the card you’ll be cheating on your heart. Bomba Tomba! Bomba Tomba!”
[[Category:Radio Stations in GTA 2]]
 
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Slogan: “KGBH, good radio for family and friends!”
 
 
[Muziek]
 
 
Bomba Tomba: “This KGBH Radio. This No-Noncence radiostation. If you get pissed of, you don’t like station, you just change it, don’t listen, okay? You don’t want to listen, don’t listen! It’s blrrr! Is ridiculus! I don’t have to listen to you, you don’t listen to me! Just turn it off! But KGBH places the best black-market radio.”
 
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Revision as of 18:46, 9 September 2010

This is the transcript of the KGBH radio station in Grand Theft Auto 2.

Woman: KGBH, in fantastic medium wave!

Bomba Tomba: [Talking to someone away from the mic] ..Let me read my advertisements. Okay. [Now speaking into mic] Special price cabbage: Two for buck. I bought one supply this morning only. Is very good for digestion, makes you do all kinds of lifting things with your butt.

[Music starts, suddenly stops]

Bomba Tomba: My tape machine's broken... This not good. Okay, this never work. I- I break his legs this bastard give me this piece of.. shit.. idiot-

[The music starts again]

Bomba Tomba: ..It's working now. This very good. Here we having now with radio.. eh.. Ah! This is announcement, I must give you announcement. This is, has anyone seen green Silverado stolen from outside my house? Eight clock ten, no, ten o'clock last night. I was little drunk and forgot were I left. It could be anywhere... Uh-

[The music stops again]

Bomba Tomba: What? Hey, come on, what do you want? I'm on the air right now! What are you asking me what ques- Ah! [Starts almost laughing while speaking] Forget it, forget the last message, we found the car. [Speaking normally now] Okay, requests..! [Music starts again] Well, Boris Smers was twelve today - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BORIS!! He got computer game and cake. Eh, Boris, Boris, sell the game, eat the cake.

Woman: KGBH, where the big noise isss...


["Surf City" from Cow Tastes Good starts]


Bomba Tomba: Whoooooo yeah! This very very nice.. this very nice. I- I am very much liking my.. own radio station. I just have a little dedication to make to my wife Vanda. Vanda, I want to say, I’m sorry I didn’t make home last night. I was very much drinking, I did not make it, I want to make it but I hope you make me dinner still because I like your borscht. Is very good.. and I also the little potatoes-

Prodo: [Interrupts while Bomba Tomba is speaking] [Rhyming] He is funny and-

Bomba Tomba: [Continuing] you put with sour cream, and I come by for dinner later, okay? Now-

Prodo: [Rhyming again] He is funny and bright! Plays the music that I like! Bomba Tom-

[Both the music and Prodo get cut off]

Bomba Tomba: Music special for my wife. Special for my wife, I play SPECIAL for you. [The Previous song starts fading in] This is.. something that I've had very many years at home.. and this very nice piece... [The songs ends] *ghaaasj* [Nervous]I don't have it.. I don't have.. [Angry] I DON'T have piece!! Prodo, get over here, what you do with... This- where's my case? I had case with this piece! This not good. ForGET it! Forget, I can’t- Sorry Wanda. I can’t play this piece for you, but I want to give you something later private, okay?-

Man [Could be either Prodo or Bomba Tomba: KGBH!


["Dazed and Confused" from Spangly Feet starts]


Bomba Tomba: [Music stops and you hear Bomba Tomba messing around with a tape cartridge] This very good band! Is all chicks! This called "Nipples and Chains". Very good band- Uh, give me the track. Prodo! [Dazed and Confused starts again] Prodo, come, pa- this very good- Never before heard on my radio station. You hear FIRST from Bomba Tomba. I give you the best! There is no other reason why you listen anywhere else. Don't even think abou- BREAK the radio dials. THIS is where you listen.

[Music is now at full volume and you hear Bomba Tomba speaking away from the mic]

Bomba Tomba: Okay, Prodo, come. What you do? Wait I need a drink, this is ridiculous over here. [Slightly louder] You got some more vodka?

Prodo: Shh!


["Dazed and Confused" plays all the way through]


Woman: KGBH, on your own vibrrrra...[Stop]

Woman: KGBH, on y-[Stop]

Strange voice: Bomba Tomba. Bomba Tomba.

Bomba Tomba: A shipload of vodka just sunk, I'll be on air few minutes more then I'm- I'm not staying on air, this ridiculous! This vodka just sunk.. The vodka sunk! I'm going out of here! This- Look, Prodo, Prodo.. Pro- I'm leaving now! You stay here- Do it. I've been doing this for hours! You do it! I'm.. sick of this! Di-Ri-Ridiculous, you idiota. Forget-a! Prodo, if you listening- GET IN HERE! I'm going break your neck you little bastard prick! Get in here because now is your turn! Okay- This is Bomba Tomba, I say good night. This man, is- I am.. a man of my word I will kick your little.. spindley butt! Okay, this gone- I'm done. This, forget. I've got vodka down- If you want to get free vod- vodka, you have a snorkle and things like this and wetsuits come down we go getting some vodka.. Down at docks it slips.. anyway, I'm gone-

Prodo: [Interrupting] If you read on the card you'll be cheating on your heart. Bomba Tombaaah, Bomba Tombaaah!

Woman: KGBH, good radio for all family and friendsss.


[An unknown song starts]


Bomba Tomba: This KGBH Radio. This no nonsense radiostation. If you get pissed off, you don't like station, you just change it. Don't listen, okay? It is- You don't want to listen, don't listen! Is- *blrpr*! This- This ridiculous! I don’t have to listen to you, you don’t listen to me! Just turn it off! But KGBH plays the best black market radio.