Max A. Million
Max A. Million is a male porn star, author and user of love-meet.net under the name HumpRupertPlease in Grand Theft Auto IV. No matter how many times Niko Bellic contacts him, he will never meet him in person. He has at least two books published: Top 100 Chat Up Lines and Dating For Nerds. He also appears on posters in the City's Hospitals on posters for sexually transmitted diseases. His name is probably a parody on Rupert Humphries, one of the creators of GTA IV and member of Rockstar.