Mohammed

Mohammad is a Middle Eastern taxi driver, apparently in his late thirties, employed under Roman Bellic; Roman is shouting to him over the radio in an early cutscene, but he first appears as the one who drives Niko Bellic around when Niko receives free taxi rides (Roman's friendship ability). Early in the game, he picks Niko up in one of Roman's Esperanto taxis, but the fleet is upgraded to using Cavalcades right after Roman buys a new safehouse in Algonquin -- a phone call from Roman suggests that he had a sizeable gambling win around the same time. At first Mohammad has conversations with Niko and socializes with him, but after a while he becomes very rude and starts to dislike Niko, and resents not only Roman for his company's perceived low wages, but also Niko ("dog lover", in Mohammad's parlance), who he believes is a lazy freeloader for getting free rides (Mohammed mentions he is not paid for these trips). He is also very short tempered and impatient.

Mohammad claims that he only remains a taxi driver so that he can seduce the female tourists he picks up from the airport; he says he loves his wife, although evidently he feels no need to remain physically faithful. He suggests that he has six children -- his wife has had none, but he estimates that with all his adulterous activity, he probably has around that number. The truthfulness of his boasting is left to the player's own conclusions.

The player can kill Mohammad any time, but he'll always come back.

• First Encounter* - "Ok, Roman told me to pick you up because you his cousin or something..."

"Get in Quickly You Head-Dick!"

"Get your ugly free-loading face into the car very quickly my friend."

• Niko Says Destination* - "I thought you were going to say - SICK BONDAGE CLUB!!"

• Stuck in Traffic* - "MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOOOVE IT!!!"

• Drag him out of car* - "You stealing from your cousin??!", "I'm Telling Roman!"