Mr and Mrs Bellic/Script

Pre mission phone calls

Roman: Niko, I'm getting married tomorrow. Can you believe it? Make sure you get lots of beauty sleep. You need to be at the church at 10am though.

Niko: Sure Roman, I'll see you at the church. I'm looking forward to it.

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Roman: Niko, where are you? I'm at the church now! I'm getting married. This cannot happen without my best man.

Niko: Don't worry, Roman. I'm on my way.

Roman: Thank you, cousin. Remember to wear some nice clothes. I want you looking good for the happiest day of my life.

Dialogue (Deal)

Brucie: Alright, time to preen like a peacock.

Roman: Look at you in those fancy clothes, Niko. Trying to upstage the groom on his wedding day? Let's get me married.

(Everyone walks into the church)

Preacher: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride.

(Mallorie and Roman kiss)

Mallorie: Mwah!

Roman: Ah man, yes I did it!

Crowd: Wonderful, wonderful...

(Everyone walks outside)

Crowd: Yay! Yeah!

Niko: Congratulations cousin!

Mallorie: Mwah!

Roman: Alright! Yes... Thank you. Thank you all for coming! Yes! Okay!

(As everyone cheers, a man in a dark suit walks up behind Niko)

Assassin: Niko Bellic?

Niko: Yes?

Assassin: A gift form Dimitri Rascalov.

(The assassin puts a gun to Niko but he struggles with him, firing several shots off before eventually turning the gun on the hitman and killing him)

Bernie: Ah! Oh my God!

Mallorie: Ahhh! Roman... no!

Little Jacob: Bumbaclot.

(After seeing that a shot from the gun killed Roman, Niko shoots the gun into the corpse of the hitman and begins kicking it)

Little Jacob: Yo, yo, yo... Niko, Niko, Niko. Calm down man, calm down man. Easy, easy.

Niko: He told me to leave it. I left it!

Little Jacob: Niko, Niko, get up man, get up man, get up.

Niko: Ohh... oh, man!

Little Jacob: Gotta get you outta here now, police dem soon come. Don't worry, man, me find Dimitri me call you. Leave!

Niko: Okay.

Mallorie: No!

(Niko awakens to his alarm clock in his Bohan safehouse)

Roman: Roman. I'm so sorry, cousin.

(Niko then receives a text message from Little Jacob)

Rhaatid, Niko. Be strong, sight? I going to find this bumbaclot! You need fe get some hardcore weapons and ting while you waiting for me call. I ain't got my car or I'd bring them to you. Easy - LJ