Museum Piece/Script

The following is the script from the mission "Museum Piece" in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Script

Ray Boccino (on the phone): Yeah, baby, I'll be there in a little bit. Alright listen, why don't you wear that pink thing, huh? Yeah, yeah, the pink thing with the little feathers on the... yeah. I gotta go, I gotta go. Niko, come on in.

Niko Bellic: Okay...

Ray Boccino: Where the fuck have you been?

Niko Bellic: Sorry... you know how it is.

Ray Boccino: I know how it is? Yeah, I know how it is sitting around with two million dollars worth of stolen ice, waiting to get jumped. If that's what you mean, brains. Were you followed?

Niko Bellic: No. I mean, I don't think so. This town's full of rats so who knows? What's going on? What's so urgent?

Ray Boccino: I need you to offload this ice for me...

Niko Bellic: So, what you going to do for me?

Ray Boccino: What do you mean what am I gonna do for you, I look after you.

Niko Bellic: I don't need looking after, I need help finding someone.

Ray Boccino: I said I got connections, I'll see what I can do.

Niko Bellic: "I'll see what I can do." is not good enough. I want your word that you will find him.

Ray Boccino: Hey, I said, I'll look after you.

Niko Bellic: You know what? It's cool. Get someone else, I'll see you later.

Ray Boccino: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you fucking kidding me?

Niko Bellic: No! I keep doing these favors for you and you pay shit. I need this from you. A guarantee that you will find this man. I know he's in the city. So either you give me your word or go fuck yourself, I'm sick of this shit!

Ray Boccino: Fine. Fine you got it, you want my word, you got my word.

Niko Bellic: Good.

Ray Boccino: Who is he?

Niko Bellic: Florian Cravic.

Ray Boccino: Florian fuckin' Cravic?

Niko Bellic: That's right.

Ray Boccino: Okay. Okay, you have my word. In the meantime head over to the Libertonian. There you're going to meet that guy named Johnny, and the two of you are gonna exchange the diamonds with a guy named Isaac. Then you give Johnny half the money, the rest you bring back to me.

Niko Bellic: What is he doing there?

Ray Boccino: He's waiting to get paid. It'll be good... keep things on a level. People always behave better with company.

Niko Bellic: Sure. Much better getting shot by two guys than one. Is this the merchandise?

Ray Boccino: No, it's my lunch.

Niko Bellic: Funny.


Johnny Klebitz: Hey, alright man. How's it goin'?

Niko Bellic: Hey, good to see you again.

Johnny Klebitz: Yeah likewise... uh, let's hope this goes a little better than before, yeah? Come on let's get inside.

Isaac Roth: Gentlemen, gentlemen, pardon the precautions. You know how things are.

Niko Bellic: No problem.

Johnny Klebitz: Let's do this.

Isaac Roth: Okay, let's see the stuff gentlemen. Mori, come over here.

Johnny Klebitz: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Since we're having a little show and tell, let's see some money.

Isaac Roth: Of course, no problem. There it is. Beautiful, huh? Unmarked bills! No history, no need to launder.

Johnny Klebitz: Good. Niko - show him the show.

Isaac Roth: Get in there Mori.

Mori Green: Isaac - look at them.

Isaac Roth: Gorgeous, huh? Like condensed money.

Mori Green: Isaac - these are great.

Luis Fernando Lopez (appears and shoots Mori): Rest of you motherfuckers wanna die - do something stupid okay!

Jewish Mob Goon: Fuck you! (shot by Luis)

Johnny Klebitz: Just get the shit man. C'mon!


Niko Bellic: The deal didn't go so good, Ray. Johnny's got the cash. I don't know who has the diamonds.

Ray Boccino: Shit, that biker piece of crap better not be pulling nothing. Come back and see me.