|Old Uncle Jesse|
|Full Name||Old Uncle Jesse|
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Old Uncle Jesse is a resident of the Residential District of Anywhere City and an associate of the Rednecks who is mentioned in the post script of an email sent to Billy Bob Bean by his father in 1999.
- His name is reference to Uncle Jesse, or Jesse Duke, of The Dukes of Hazzard.