Pedestrian Dialogue

oo The following is a list of all the spoken lines said by pedestrians, policemen, paramedics and so on.

Grand Theft Auto IV

Taxi Drivers (when damaging their vehicles)

• Stupid Malaka!
• What the fuck are you doing to my car?!
• What is this shit, my car!

Taxi Drivers (when they're after the player)

• Holokrypa!
• I'll beat your ass!
• Ah shit!
• Dana?
• You're gonna die!
• You think this is gonna get fucking fancy?
• Fuck off!
• Miyeto Yelezes!
• Miti Moa siverie!
• You got a real deal now!
• I'm gonna kill you!
• Don't make me beat your ass!
• Wanna fight me or fuck me? bring it!
• COME ON!
• Ay, freak o!
• Ah! So angry!
• You think dis is gonna be easy, don't you?
• Wipe you're ass!
• I dont take your shit anymore!
• Don't fake the funk!
• Is this all you got?
• I'm too fast for you!
• Where you want it? Neck? Right...
• To Hades with you, Malaka!
• May Poseidon swallow you whole!
• You think I'm a fucking pansy?!

Vendors

• Burgers! 40 percent Meat!
• Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"?
• BURGERS! Fresh yesterday!
• Who wants one? They're not great when they're cooked!
• Hey! Delicious beef patty!
• The best in Liberty City!
• Burgers!
• Come on! I washed my hands!
• Who wants my meat?
• Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up!
• Will somebody fucking buy something?
• You motherfuckers think you're too good for these?
• I killed these cows myself!
• Only 40% face meat, guaranteed!
• Come and bite this plump chihuahua meat!
• My dogs is long and hot!
• Slurp down my hot nuts!
• Only 12 nuts for 7!
• Hot nuts, baby!
• Wanna feel shitty? Buy a newspaper!
• President said something stupid, read all about it!
• All of the news, only one day after the internet.
• Hot dogs, free mustard!
• Some of these are fresh, FRESH!
• Who wants my hot chihuahua meat?
• Put this dog in your mouth!

Vendors (when running into them)

• Watch yourself
• That hurt motherfucker!
• I'm pumped!
• Get the fuck off, bitch!

Vendors (when angry)

• You're fast for a nobody eh?
• Let's do this bitch!
• You want this?
• Tell me when you're ready!
• Ever seen moves like this?

Vendors (when mean)

• Vètecho porro!
• Bottilala pingla!

Taxi Drivers (when the player wastes their time)

• Get a move on!
• Move it
• Are you in? Move that piece of shit!
• Where are you waiting for?... Christmas?

Taxi Driver (when running from officers)

• You'll never take me, officer!
• Fuck the hell off.

Holland Pedestrian

• Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'?
• Yo man! I take damn people over streets son!
• What the fuck you want?
• Pull back you wierdo!
• Get outta ma face son!
• Motherfucka!
• You better pull back before I fuck some butts!
• Fuck outta here man!
• YO, fuck!
• Pull back watch ya yo!
• Dats Russian ass daddy!
• Yo what you do here?

Holland pedestrians (when attacking the player)

• I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!
• Motherfucking damn son!
• You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me!
• I'll drop you son! South Bohan style!

Preacher

• Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!
• Are we truly living in a world of pain?
• Your all going to hell!
• You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!

British pedestrians

• Watch it you berk!
• I'm gonna beat you arsehole!
• Are you takin' the piss?

Bikers

• Come on! Fight me!
• Pardon me fuckface!
• Fight me, my dick is getting hard!

Russian pedestrians (when in traffic)

• Move or I'll fucking break something!
• I'll rip your heart out!
• There's always so much traffic in this fucking city!

Pedestrians (when witnessing an explosion)

• They are not going to believe this shit!
• Oh, Jesus!
• Yo, that's freakin' insane, man!
• Finally, some action in this town!
• Not good, not good, not good!
• Damn, son! That's straight out of a movie!
• I wish I felt sorry, but I don't.
• Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead...
• Aw, this is gonna be gross!
• I'm not the only one seeing this shit, right?
• No freakin' way!
• Oh, that's gotta hurt!
• Wow!
• I wanna move back to San Andreas! Oh, man...
• Christ! What the hell?
• Are we gonna die?
• Crap! What was that?
• Someone pinch me, 'cause I wanna wake up!
• That's the crack, my dude.
• Did anybody see that?
• Shit a brick! What was that?
• Call the media!
• I'm never getting stoned again!

Drivers (when in a collision)

• Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck!
• Give me my money now!
• You better have insurance!
• What is this shit?! My car!
• NO!! This is my mother's car!
• Oh, no! This my first figgin' car!
• How the hell did you hit my car?!
• My car!
• You stupid freak!
• What's happening? Like...what's happening?
• What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something?

Hobos

• Wanker!
• Idiot!
• Ass-pendeck.
• Pinhead Dipshit!
• Stop touching me!
• This is terrorism at all!
• Too many gorillas!
• I don't have any bananas!
• The cause is gonna strip you naked!
• More drama for yo' mama!
• Ghhmmp! That hurt.
• That slut ruined my life.
• I'll sue your ass!
• Watch it!
• We're being invaded!
• What the fuck is going on?
• The aliens are getting bold with their attacks!
• Psst, Reptillians are taking over, pass it on!
• Mommy, I'm so sorry for killing you, Mommy!
• Can't you see I'm urinating here?
• Oh no! They done killed another true seeker!
• Robot man juice!
• Call air support!
• You see? Reptillian Death-Ray! Gotta be!
• Ya'll aliens only want my sperm!
• Cheesy vaginas!
• I just need one more fix.

Hobo (attacking the player)

• You'll be nice and cool, soon!
• Hoho! Asswiping time!
• I'm in a fuckin' zone!
• Yeah! Come on shitpunky!
• I'm gonna hang you up!
• Well! Fuck all squared!
• Hey! you fuckhead! You ready, eh?
• Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
• I'll eat you alive toadrag!
• You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien!
• That's it, mommy, I'm whooping you back to the grave!
• It's time I stood up to you reptillians!
• You're gonna be laying my eggs!

Police Chasing/Attacking the player

• This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear?
• I need permission to blow his head off!
• Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD!
• I have confirmation on chicken shit.
• Hello, uh... LPCD! Right?
• Freeze! This is the LCPD!
• LCPD! Get on the ground! Place your hands behind your head!
• Do you think you can run from a chopper?
• One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
• Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
• Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
• Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
• That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
• Police car mic: Don't make me come after you!
• I will pursue on foot!
• Pursuing on foot!
• I have a visual on the asshole.
• Everyone hit the deck!
• Everybody eat dirt!
• I'm gonna shoot!
• I'll shoot your tits off!
• You're dead, buck-o!
• Lay down, cabron!
• You're mine, asswipe!
• You're surrounded! Right here, right now!
• You're dead, and you don't even know it yet.
• I'm still gonna get ya!
• You don't think you're going to escape from a whole group of cops, do you?
• You sorry son of a bitch!
• I smell the stink of guilt.
• Would you come the hell back!?
• Hey where are you going?!.....hello?!
• This ends now!
• Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up.
• Charge!
• I'll shit in your mouth
• LCPD people, get off the street!
• Get of the street everyone!
• Get out of the car now!
• You can run, but you can't hide!
• I've got a head-shot!
• ¡Oye puta, te veo!
• Human waste, dead ahead!
• This is the LCPD, dont move!
• Where you think ya gonna go, huh?
• Shit, why do they have to run?
• What is it with these people, escaping on foot all the time?
• Get down numb-nuts!
• I could get that shit stain myself
• I got ya now dickweed!
• Cover my ass!
• You're dead, fucko!
• Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted)
• Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted)
• Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted)
• Everyone eat dirt!
• Cover my ass!

Police (when arresting the player or NPC)

• You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony!
• What are these, stolen credit cards huh?
• That's another to add to the list of your crimes!

Burger Shot male clerk

• Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker...!
• You got some iron stomach, dawg!
• Enjoy, motherfucker..!

Cluckin' Bell male clerk

• Yo! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I getcha a bucket of chicken?

Perseus guard

• I know you just were a problem.
• Aha! Just like jail!
• Goddamn bang!
• Im gonna lay you out!
• Fuck outta here.
• Oh shit!
• You're gonna pay!
• I'll bust your fucking head!
• You're gonna get fucked up!
• Yo man, what the fuck you want?
• Get back, son!
• Yo, put that shit away, yo!
• Use it, or drop that shit!