Pedestrian Dialogue

The following is a list of all the spoken lines said by pedestrians, policemen, paramedics and so on.

San Andreas

Carl Johnson (getting arrested)

• Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman!

Carl Johnson (is falling down from a high building)

• Oh, shit!
• Damn!
• What the fuck!
• Bullshit!
• I don't need this shit!
• Oh, motherfucker!
• I hate gravity!
• Shit, damn!
• Aaaah!
• Oh, fuck, shit!
• Noooo!
• Oh, hell no!
• Oh, no!
• Aaaah, no!

Croupier

• Place your bets!
• Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
• An author of credit has been made, Sir. (?)
• The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir.
• The house regonizes _ credit rating.
• Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough fonds.
• No more bets, please!
• No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
• No more bets, people.
• You win!
• You win, Sir, well done.
• Congratulations, Sir.
• Thank you, Sir, have a nice day.
• Thank you for playing, Sir.
• Jackpot!
• Another win for Sir!

Motorcycle Police (while chasing the player)

• Don’t make this a 99A!
• You have a last request?
• You are going down!
• I’m ready when you are, pussy!
• I’m gonna get that bastard!
• Bring it on!
• You wanna fight a cop?
• Officer, requesting backup!
• Easy there!
• I need backup here!
• Hey!
• Let’s see what you got!
• Careful, partner!
• Where'd you learn to throw a punch?
• This one’s mine!
• I’m going after it!
• I’m gonna hum with you!
• Ah, you want some of this?

Police Countryside (the player pushes the policeman)

• Police, move!
• Excuse me, please!
• Out of the way!
• Don’t you push me there!
• Police, out of the Way!

Police Countryside (while chasing the player)

• Get back here!
• Come back here, you’re under arrest!
• Stop running away, boy!
• I will kill you, boy!
• My daddy told me about guys like you!
• You’re getting yourself in a hole heap of shit!
• You think I didn’t kill bigger bands than you, pal?
• I’m a racist, boy!
• You don’t hit cops in my town!
• I’m gonna mess you up, boy!
• Out of your little mind, boy!
• I can hardly wait to put you in!
• You await your death, boy!
• I see you, boy!
• You think you’re tough now, boy?
• You disgust me!
• I’m on to kill you!
• Hey, dump bastard, look at me!
• You should play nice, boy!
• I’m gonna put my pistol on your mouth!

Police Countryside (the player gets busted)

• Yeah, boy, happy now?

Police Los Santos (while chasing the player)

• I’m gonna get that fat asshole!

Police San Fierro (the player pushes the policeman)

Note: There are different policemen in SF, but this list isn't separated

• Watch where you going!
• Sorry, my fault, entirely!
• Did you hurt yourself?
• Yeah, let’s connect!
• Did your mother drop you as a child?
• Hey, watch it!
• Hey, I just polished these shoes!
• When you see this badge, step the hell aside!

Police San Fierro (while chasing the player)

• If I’m finished with you... (laughing)
• Let’s see what you got, boy!
• Take it like a man!
• Bruise yourself for pain!
• Don’t make me ramming on you! (?)
• When I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it!
• Careful, I know how to use this stick!
• Move it or loose it!
• I’m gonna take you down!
• First I gonna kick you up, than I’m gonna kick you off!
• Do you wanna bump up? Come on: Show me what you’re hiding down there!
• Man to man, like nature to thing! (?)
• Prepared for a beating!
• You wanna bump up, huh?
• I’m gonna firing your ass! (?)
• Come on, pal, one fist or two?
• How can I help you? Please stop!
• I’m actually a social worker in a uniform!
• Stop, can I help you with your ___?
• Let me help you, I’m a social worker!
• I can help you crying out with my help!
• Did your daddy kiss you?
• Fighting is never the answer!
• I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy!
• Wait, bro!
• Come on, we can get on the bottom with this!
• Why you wanna hit me?
• Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it!
• The police are your friends!
• I’m licensed by the state
• Hold it, I’m also a social worker!
• Slow down!
• Go ahead, at least we get attention! (?)
• Stop, you’re just troubled!
• Didn’t your mother love you?
• Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue!
• I can feel your pain!
• You have a death wish, punk?
• Slow down!
• I can make this look like a suicide, you know?
• You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass!
• You can’t escape!
• You ain’t loosing me, asshole!
• I’m dragging your ass to jail!
• I’m right behind ya, buddy!
• I’m going to terminate this chase in any cost purpose! (?)
• My wife puts up a better fight!
• Slow down, damn it!
• I smell the fear of a criminal!
• I’m on your ass, daisy!
• Come on, let’s talk about this!
• This badge does not brake for no one!
• You can’t escape!
• You see me coming, don’t ya?
• I’m on the edge, asshole!
• I’m gonna slap you good! (?)
• Get your bitch and switch! (?)
• You’re discovering your double-bagger? (?)

Drop yourself, honey!

• Let’s wrestle to submission!
• Wrestle me, honey!
• Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him!
• Don’t move a muscle!

Police San Fierro (the player hits a police car)

• What are you doing?
• You’re going downtown!
• My ex-wife drives better than that!
• What the hell are you doing?
• You better pay a price for that!
• Son-of-a-bitch!
• Hey!

Police Boat

• Suspect is overboard.
• Where you gonna swim to?
• Get out of the water, you can’t escape!
• He tries to swim away!
• There he is, in the water!
• We’ve got a man overboard, a man overboard!
• Oh, you think you’re a fish, huh?
• Get out of the fucking water, right now!
• There he is!
• Get out of the fucking water!
• Hey, get outta there!
• We’ve got a suspect in the water. Repeat: A man in the water!

Police Helicopter

• We've got a clear vision on our suspect and we’re about to open fire.

• Co-Pilot: Hey, when I kill him, do I get a medal?
• Pilot: You get two!

• This is aerial support - the suspect is about to get terminated.
• You’re going down, hard man, right now!
• Give up, the game’s up.
• You think you’re hard, huh?
• We’re the police, you moron, we’ve got helicopters!
• This is aerial support - we’ve got a clear vision on our Suspect.
• Put your hands off, it’s over!

• Pilot: There is he, shoot him!
• Co-Pilot: Why I always have to do the fucking Killing?!

• Suspect is trying to escape - we have to stop that soon.
• We had a headshot on you. Stop!
• This is aerial support - we’re about to neutralize all visible dreads (?).

• Co-Pilot: Hey, I can see my house from here-
• Pilot: Hey, will you shut the hell up!

• You, stop!
• You’re in trouble now, bad boy.
• This is chopper support - suspect is in sight.
• This is heli support - I’m gonna put the suspect down!
• This party is gonna be shot down!
• You’re mine, tough guy!
• You! Stop, or we will kill you!
• We are the good guys, you little chump!

• Pilot: Kill that asshole!
• Co-Pilot: I’m trying, I’m trying!

• Co-Pilot: You, stop!
• Pilot: Just kill him, you pussy!

• Suspect is escaping, repeat: Escaping!
• You can’t escaping, asshole!
• You! Stop running! Now!
• It’s time to shut you up, asshole!

• Pilot: Fulltime is over, kid!
• Co-Pilot: Oh, you’re so dominating!

• Pilot: Hey, do you see anything?
• Co-Pilot: Higher! Shoot him!

• Co-Pilot: Where is he?
• Pilot: Over there, you dick, kill him!

• You’re going to respect the law, pal!
• Hey, stop, or we will kill you!
• We’ve got a clear sighting on our suspect!

• Pilot: (says something not to make out)
• Co-Pilot: Oh, you’re so really butch!

Soldiers (while walking without chasing the player)

• Fuck government thing in the desert.

Vice City

Tommy (as he collides with another vehicle)

• You drive like you look: stupid.
• Dumb...Florida...morons.

Tommy (while jacking a car being driven)

• I need this, pal.
• You got insurance, so don't be afraid.
• Run away.

Tommy (while being chased by the police)

• Dicks! You're all dicks!!!
• If I have to kill you, I will!

Police

• Don't make me run; I'll get all sweaty.
• You think that's funny, asshole? (when the player tries to run down an officer)
• I am an officer of the law, stop!
• You're all mine, tough guy.
• I got him.
• He's mine.
• Don't run away from me!

Police Helicopter

• Pilot: There he is, over there, take him out!

F.B.I.

• This is the F.B.I.!

Drivers (when crashing into them)

• I hope you got whiplash.
• He's trying to kill me!

Vice City Stories

Police (while chasing player)

• Ooh, look who's running.
• I'm aiming for your nuts.
• Let's go sweetheart.
• Goddamn you!
• I'm the law, boy!
• You know you're dead, right?
• I'm gonna beat your sweet ass!
• I will kill you slow
• I'll have your balls for breakfast, boy!
• Stop you fuck-O!
• You're messing with the law!
• You must be a DCT! (?)
• I got something for you boy!
• You wanna see me boy?
• Take my shot punk!
• Fuck you John! (?)

Vic Vance (While aiming pedestrians)

• Say hello to Mr. Death
• Just Cleaning up
• Just cleaning the shit.
• Fuck You
• Yeah, it's death time
• You want some of this?
• Freeze bitchhead
• This is like strangling!
• This is not a rehearsal!
• Hey dead man!
• Last chance to draw our breath!
• Hey, you're gonna die
• Your life is about to expire
• Truck back if it you like (?)
• This train stops here.
• Want a break? Me as well
• Have a nice death!
• Sure it's a gun!
• Yeah! Beast gang! (?)
• Go to hell!
• Hey, stip (?)
• Goodbye asshole
• So everyone says to shit yourself
• Hey, I want your every meat!
• I'm a professional
• They say it's no movie, and it is not a kid's toy
• You are now about to die

The following is only able right after Vic is discharged from the army

• I just got kicked out of the army

Vic Vance (While beating up pedestrians)

• Fight? Sure, OK, but let's make it quick.
• D'you like it? Me too.
• You're good at pissing me off.
• Fight? Why not?
• Never, Ever to me!
• You'd make a real fight.

Vic Vance (While either aiming, beating up people, or getting chased or busted)

• You gotta be joking!

Vic Vance (While on fire)

• Aaaaarrrrgh!
• Help!

Vic (When crashing into random cars)

• Oh yeah, very intelligent!
• Damn you!
• I hope that really hurts!

Drivers (When player blocks road or rams random cars)

• Move your bitch ass
• Move your ass
• Move bitch move!
• You're trapping me in!
• You gotta cut that shit out and move!
• You little bitch, move!
• Don't keep me in your rear!
• When will you people learn?!
• Estupido! (Cholos will shout out if player rams their car)
• What are you doing?
• Not today, not now!
• Hey Gringos! I got a shit to do there(?)
• Move the vehicle!!!
• Man I gotta call my whacking!(?)
• This buddy is mine!
• I gotta move up ahead!
• Who the hell is gonna pay for that?
• Stop your fucking! (?)

Pedestrians (When player pushes them)

• Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
• You're rude
• Watch where you're going
• Move back soldier!
• Hey, watch it!
• Well, how dare you asshole! (?)

Pedestrians (When angry)

• Come on asshole
• You want a piece of me?
• You think I am a little sexbutt, huh?
• Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
• I'll beat you insane
• I'm a real killing machine!
• Don't make me hurt you
• Wow looks like this kid's going down.
• You're a bitch
• Come on then come on!
• You're gonna be one of my burlap system!
• Ok then, let's go, let's go!
• I'm on my lunch break.
• You want a fist in your face?
• Get your hand off my car (though player hits a typical pedestrian without a car, sometimes that pedestrian says this)
• I was born to fight! (security guards)
• Let's go you two digit midget!
• You know what, seńor?
• I can fight, I'm white trash.
• Uh, hello
• Alright, my apologies (and runs away)

Pedestrians(When Vic aims them with gun)

• Is that real?
• OK, I was rude
• Cowering like a bitch? Shoot!
• I hope you don't kill me!
• I ain't scared of that bullet
• You'd better shoot fast!
• Come on, I'll fix your toilet for free!
• Free the fire! Stand away!
• Want me to fix that for you?

Pedestrians(When they see people killed by Vic)

• Man, this town is crazy!
• This town is full of bitches

Bikers

• Come on 50 boy!
• I'm gonna shoot you in the ass

Sharks

• Sharks, me?
• You wanna swim with the sharks?
• You are messing with the sharks.
• Sharks bite!

Cholos

• You can't kill me! I'm indestructible!
• Show me you're the man.

Paramedics

• Handicapped parking for you
• Sticky turfs!
• I think he's drunk
• You'd better be American