Pedestrian Dialogue

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The following is a list of all the spoken lines said by pedestrians, policemen, paramedics and so on.

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Grand Theft Auto III

Pedestrians (when carjacked)

  • I'm an old lady for Christ's sake...
  • THAT'S MY CAR!
  • MY CAR!
  • Hey!
  • Get off!
  • Oh No, Not My Wheels! (GTA3AAF1)
  • That's my Mummy's car!
  • That's my company car!
  • Stop!
  • Leave me alone!
  • STOP TOUCHING ME!
  • Sure, sure, TAKE IT!

Pedestrian (on the streets)

  • My mother's my sister.
  • In the navy!
  • People kill people.
  • Haven't you got respect for your elders?
  • I'm gonna get a gun.
  • HEY! He hit me!
  • Theres a place you can go.
  • You look like my daughter.

Police (when chasing Claude)

  • We will open fire!
  • Police! Freeze!
  • This is the police, stop!
  • Take him out!
  • He's over there...
  • This is the LCPD!
  • Police!

FBI

  • FBI! Stop!
  • I'll kill you...
  • You're making Rosco mad!
  • I'm gonna kill you!
  • They'll rape him.
  • This is the FBI!
  • Stop right there!

Army

  • This is the Army!
  • Kill him!
  • I wanna kill him!
  • Do we get medals for this?
  • Take the enemy down!
  • Shoot him! SHOOT HIM!
  • This is a WAR!
  • Damn civilians!

Gang members

Colombian Cartel

  • You want the chainsaw, gringo? (Scarface reference)
  • I'm going to kill you.
  • You're gonna be sorry...
  • You're a big dumb Yankee boy!
  • Run or die!
  • You're a brave man, huh?
  • It's no problem to kill you.
  • You move, big man?!
When carjacked
  • It's MY car, idiot!
  • He taking my car!
  • My car!
  • You're going to pay for that!
When vehicle is hit or someone is in the way
  • Watch the wheels, gringo!
  • You're going to pay for THIS!
  • You cannot drive dude!

Southside Hoods

  • Let's go, cracka!
  • Yo, check it out!
  • You got a problem?
  • I'm gonna bust your ass!
  • I'm gonna bust your head!
  • You know who you messin' wit?!
  • Check out the featherweight!
  • It's ass-whoopin' time!
When carjacked
  • Hey man, I just bought that!
  • Not my wheels!
  • That's my wheels!
  • Man, I just stole this!
When vehicle is hit or someone is in the way
  • It's PANCAKE time!
  • Next stop, you're dead!
  • I see the world of pain!
  • You're a dead man!

Triads

  • Somebody call a medic!
  • I see pain in your future!

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Tommy (as he collides with another vehicle)

  • You drive like you look: stupid.
  • Dumb...Florida...morons.

Tommy (while jacking a car being driven)

  • I need this, pal.
  • You got insurance, so don't be afraid.
  • Run away.

Tommy (while being chased by the police)

  • Dicks! You're all dicks!!!
  • If I have to kill you, I will!
  • Go shower with the guys!
  • I did your wife, you poor bastards!
  • Whats your wife doing!
  • Hello? Officer?
  • Get away moron!

Police

  • Don't make me run; I'll get all sweaty.
  • You think that's funny, asshole? (when the player tries to run down an officer)
  • I am an officer of the law, stop!
  • You're all mine, tough guy.
  • I got him.
  • He's mine.
  • Don't run away from me!
  • I'd chase you but I had too many donuts (When not been chased by the officer)

Police Helicopter

  • Pilot: There he is, over there, take him out!
  • VCPD!
  • This is the VCPD! stop right now!
  • This is the VCPD! You are under arrest!
  • You are completely surrouded!
  • Don't worry boys, we see the asshole!
  • We've engaged with suspect, backup requested!
  • VCPD stop right now!

F.B.I.

  • This is the F.B.I.!
  • No Trying to be stupid! This is the F.B.I!
  • F.B.I Stop Immediately!
  • (When player hits their vehicle) Vehicle hit! Vehicle hit!
  • (When player hits their vehicle) We got a vehicle down!
  • FBI FREEZE!!!

Drivers (when crashing into them)

  • I hope you get whiplash.
  • He's trying to kill me!

Tommy with a prostitute

  • I've been in prison a long time baby.
  • Let's do some business.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Carl Johnson (getting arrested)

  • Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman!
  • Whats wrong? You ran out of donuts?
  • You can talk about this in the shower with your buddies!
  • Fuck you one time!

Carl Johnson (colliding with other cars)

  • Did you buy your license?
  • Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh?
  • My car!
  • What kind of license you got? Fishing license?
  • Having a bad week, huh? I'll make it worse, for that!
  • Your mom must be proud of your driving, fool!
  • Fuck, you hit me!
  • Damn! My Whip!
  • Did you steal your license?!
  • Did you buy your license!?
  • You hit me! I'm gonna hit you back!
  • Idiot!
  • What in fuck's name are you doing?!
  • My ride! Fool!
  • Ahhh, screw you!
  • Look where you going!
  • What you been drinking?!
  • How you allowed to drive if you blind?!
  • Oh, you asshole! My shit!
  • Can anyone in this state drive?

Carl Johnson (when stealing a car)

  • Heroes get popped, move.
  • Shit fool, you just got jacked!
  • Give me this fucking car.
  • Grove Street needs your car.
  • Would you like to be a victim of a car jacking? Or a homicide?
  • I'm having that!
  • This is a robbery, don't make it a murder!
  • I need that shit you driving!
  • What's you expect? It's America.
  • You gonna have to walk now, sucker!
  • I'm having this!
  • Gimme that fucking vehicle!
  • I'm a loser, so hate me.
  • Get out the ride!
  • Don't take this personal, but you getting jacked!
  • Get out the car!
  • Get outta here punk!
  • Roll up outta here. NOW!
  • Thats MINE!
  • Be cool, its just a jacking.
  • Gimme your whip fool!
  • Get carjacked, or get a beatin'. Easy choice, huh?
  • Don't blame me; blame society.

Carl Johnson (when stealing a bike)

  • Gimme that fucking bike!
  • Damn, you fell off?
  • Gravity's a bitch isn't it?
  • You ain't gonna cry now are you?
  • Off the bike!
  • I'm having that bike!
  • Get off that bike!
  • Now don't make this get really ugly.
  • You just got jacked!
  • OFF!
  • Don't mind me!
  • Keep quiet and you won't get beat up over no bike.
  • You want a beating as well?
  • Gimme that bike!
  • Don't make this worse for yoursef!
  • I want your bike!
  • I need your bike!
  • I'm gonna have to borrow this bike!
  • I'm having this bike!
  • GET yo' ass off.

Carl Johnson (when falling down from a high building)

  • Oh, shit!
  • Damn!
  • What the fuck!
  • Bullshit!
  • I don't need this shit!
  • Oh, motherfucker!
  • I hate gravity!
  • Shit, damn!
  • Aaaah!
  • Oh, fuck, shit!
  • Noooo!
  • Oh, hell no!
  • Oh, no!
  • Aaaah, no!

Carl Johnson (when shooting/aiming at pedestrians)

  • Welcome to America!
  • Oh, look! A gun!
  • You want to get killed?
  • Ah, ain't that a surprise? I got a gun!
  • Let's see what you got!
  • Come on, show me what you got!
  • Come on, fight me!
  • Yeah, I'll shoot you in your face!
  • I'm a punk? Am I?
  • Welcome to San Andreas!
  • I don't give a fuck!
  • You think it's funny?
  • I'm a lunatic, fool!
  • I'm a well dressed maniac, FOOL!
  • You moron!
  • Run away, fool!
  • Oh, look, I got a gat!
  • It's my constitutional right bitch!
  • You in it for life, huh?!
  • Welcome to Ganton fool!
  • What do you expect? Its America!
  • Yeah, i got a gun in your face huh?
  • You lost the will to live yet?
  • Yeah, its a gun!
  • Bang, Bang, Bang.
  • Asshole!

Carl Johnson (when picking up money from dead pedestrians.)

  • Gimme that Grip!
  • Aww you so kind.
  • Ah, look at all this paper!
  • Thanks, bitch!
  • Next time you should put it in the bank!
  • I need this more than you, I think.
  • Is that all you got? Cheap fool!
  • Give me them dollars!
  • Come on, pay me! I'm a real criminal.
  • I'll take that paper.
  • Thats going in my retirement fund!
  • Lunch money.
  • Is this for me?
  • Gimme those chips!
  • Yeah, them MY duckets NOW.

Carl Johnson (singing when idle)

  • Warm it up Kane! Warm it up CJ! Warm it up Kane!
  • Girl you dropped a bomb on me!
  • Express yourself! Because i'm from Grove Street!
  • Young hearts be free tonigh....! Aww what was it...
  • Rollercoaster...!
  • Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay....

Carl Johnson (when fighting pedestrians)

  • Make it easy on yourself and run away!
  • Come on! Fight then!
  • Come on! Punch!
  • This gonna be easy bitch!
  • Oh you real hard huh?
  • I warn you, I don't give a fuck!
  • You got scraps huh?
  • You got scraps huh bitch?
  • You think you tough?
  • Do you know who your fucking with?
  • Head up, you and me!
  • Your fucking with Carl Johnson!
  • You know who you up against?
  • You know who you messing with?
  • It's your funeral asshole!
  • You should back down and run away!
  • You little punk!
  • Run away fool!
  • You gonna back down soon?
  • Run away bitch!
  • Come on! Show me what you got!
  • Toe to Toe fool!
  • Come on asshole, then fight!
  • You just a bitch!
  • You dead motherfucker!

Croupier

  • Place your bets!
  • Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
  • An offer of credit has been made, Sir.
  • The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir.
  • The house regonizes _ credit rating.
  • Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds.
  • No more bets, please!
  • No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
  • No more bets, people.
  • You win!
  • You win, Sir, well done.
  • Congratulations, Sir.
  • Thank you, Sir, have a nice day.
  • Thank you for playing, Sir.
  • Jackpot!
  • Another win for Sir!

Motorcycle Police (while chasing the player)

  • Don’t make this a 99A!
  • You have a last request?
  • You are going down!
  • I’m ready when you are, pussy!
  • I’m gonna get that bastard!
  • Bring it on!
  • You wanna fight a cop?
  • Officer, requesting backup!
  • Easy there!
  • I need backup here!
  • Hey!
  • Let’s see what you got!
  • Careful, partner!
  • Where'd you learn to throw a punch?
  • This one’s mine!
  • I’m going after it!
  • I’m gonna hum with you!
  • Ah, you want some of this?

Police Countryside (the player pushes the policeman)

  • Police, move!
  • Excuse me, please!
  • Out of the way!
  • Don’t you push me there!
  • Police, out of the Way!

Police Countryside (while chasing the player)

  • Get back here!
  • Come back here, you’re under arrest!
  • Stop running away, boy!
  • I will kill you, boy!
  • My daddy told me about guys like you!
  • You’re getting yourself in a hole heap of shit!
  • You think I didn’t kill bigger bands than you, pal?
  • I’m a racist, boy!
  • You don’t hit cops in my town!
  • I’m gonna mess you up, boy!
  • Out of your little mind, boy!
  • I can hardly wait to put you in!
  • You await your death, boy!
  • I see you, boy!
  • You think you’re tough now, boy?
  • You disgust me!
  • I’m on to kill you!
  • Hey, dump bastard, look at me!
  • You should play nice, boy!
  • I’m gonna put my pistol on your mouth!

Police Countryside (the player gets busted)

  • Yeah, boy, happy now?

Police Los Santos (while chasing the player)

  • I’m gonna get that fat asshole!

Police San Fierro (the player pushes the policeman)

Note: There are different policemen in SF, but this list isn't separated

  • Watch where you going!
  • Sorry, my fault, entirely!
  • Did you hurt yourself?
  • Yeah, let’s connect!
  • Did your mother drop you as a child?
  • Hey, watch it!
  • Hey, I just polished these shoes!
  • When you see this badge, step the hell aside!

Police San Fierro (while chasing the player)

  • If I’m finished with you... (laughing)
  • Let’s see what you got, boy!
  • Take it like a man!
  • Bruise yourself for pain!
  • Don’t make me ramming on you! (?)
  • When I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it!
  • Careful, I know how to use this stick!
  • Move it or loose it!
  • I’m gonna take you down!
  • First I gonna beat you up, than I’m gonna beat you off!
  • Do you wanna bump up? Come on: Show me what you’re hiding down there!
  • Man to man, like nature intended!
  • Prepared for a beating!
  • You wanna bump up, huh?
  • I’m gonna violate your ass!
  • Come on, pal, one fist or two?
  • How can I help you? Please stop!
  • I’m actually a social worker in a uniform!
  • Stop, can I help you with your ___?
  • Let me help you, I’m a social worker!
  • I can help you crying out with my help!
  • Did your daddy kiss you?
  • Fighting is never the answer!
  • I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy!
  • Wait, bro!
  • Come on, we can get on the bottom with this!
  • Why you wanna hit me?
  • Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it!
  • The police are your friends!
  • I’m licensed by the state!
  • Hold it, I’m also a social worker!
  • Slow down!
  • Go ahead, at least we get attention! (?)
  • Stop, you’re just troubled!
  • Didn’t your mother love you?
  • Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue!
  • I can feel your pain!
  • You have a death wish, punk?
  • Slow down!
  • I can make this look like a suicide, you know?
  • You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass!
  • You can’t escape!
  • You ain’t losing me, asshole!
  • I’m dragging your ass to jail!
  • I’m right behind ya, buddy!
  • I’m going to terminate this chase in any cost purpose! (?)
  • My wife puts up a better fight!
  • Slow down, damn it! I just ate!
  • I smell the fear of a criminal!
  • I’m on your ass, daisy!
  • Come on, let’s talk about this!
  • This badge does not brake for no one!
  • You can’t escape!
  • You see me coming, don’t ya?
  • I’m on the edge, asshole!
  • I’m gonna slap you good! (?)
  • Get your bitch and switch! (?)
  • You’re discovering your double-bagger? (?)
  • Drop your pants, honey!
  • Let’s wrestle to submission!
  • Wrestle me, honey!
  • Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him!
  • Don’t move a muscle!

Police San Fierro (the player hits a police car)

  • What are you doing?
  • You’re going downtown!
  • My ex-wife drives better than that!
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • You better pay a price for that!
  • Son-of-a-bitch!
  • Hey!

Police Boat

  • Suspect is overboard.
  • Where you gonna swim to?
  • Get out of the water, you can’t escape!
  • He tries to swim away!
  • There he is, in the water!
  • We’ve got a man overboard, a man overboard!
  • Oh, you think you’re a fish, huh?
  • Get out of the fucking water, right now!
  • There he is!
  • Get out of the fucking water!
  • Hey, get outta there!
  • We’ve got a suspect in the water. Repeat: A man in the water!

Police Helicopter

  • We've got a clear vision on our suspect and we’re about to open fire.
  • Co-Pilot: I see her, SHE'S beautiful!
  • Pilot: HE'S over there!! He's A GUY!!
  • Co-Pilot: Hey, when I kill him, do I get a medal?
  • Pilot: You get two!
  • This is aerial support - the suspect is about to get terminated.
  • You’re going down, hard man, right now!
  • Give up, the game’s up.
  • You think you’re hard, huh, asshole!
  • We’re the police, you moron, we’ve got helicopters!
  • This is aerial support - we’ve got a clear vision on our Suspect.
  • Put your hands up, it’s over!
  • Pilot: There is he, shoot him!
  • Co-Pilot: Why I always have to do the fucking Killing?!
  • Pilot: Because I'm a pacifist! Kill him!
  • Suspect is trying to escape - we have to soon stop that.
  • We had a headshot on you, tough guy. Stop!
  • This is aerial support - we’re about to neutralize all visible threats.
  • Co-Pilot: Hey, I can see my house from here-
  • Pilot: Hey, will you shut the hell up!
  • You, stop!
  • You’re in trouble now, bad boy.
  • This is chopper support - suspect is in sight.
  • This is heli support - I’m gonna put the suspect down!
  • This party is gonna be shot down!
  • You’re mine, tough guy!
  • You! Stop, or we will kill you!
  • We are the good guys, you little chump!
  • Pilot: Kill that asshole!
  • Co-Pilot: I’m trying, I’m trying!
  • Co-Pilot: You, stop!
  • Pilot: Just kill him, you pussy!
  • Suspect is escaping, repeat: Escaping!
  • You can’t escaping, asshole!
  • Pilot: Stop! Police!
  • Co-Pilot: I think he knows that by now!
  • You! Stop running! Now!
  • It’s time to shut you up, asshole!
  • Pilot: Playtime is over, kid!
  • Co-Pilot: Oh, you’re so dominating!
  • Pilot: Hey, do you see anything?
  • Co-Pilot: Higher! Shoot him!
  • Co-Pilot: Where is he?
  • Pilot: Over there, you dick, kill him!
  • You’re going to respect the law, pal!
  • Hey, stop, or we will kill you!
  • We’ve got a clear sighting on our suspect!
  • Pilot: (says something not to make out)
  • Co-Pilot: Oh, you’re so really butch!
  • Pilot: Man, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!.
  • Co-Pilot: Hey, shut up!

Soldiers (while walking without chasing the player)

  • Fuck government thing in the desert.
  • 2 by 2!


San Fierro Triads

  • Fuckhead!
  • Muttonchops!
  • So Sorry.
  • Hey!
  • Don't get too close to big money.
  • Get away from me.


When attacking without guns

  • Damn mutton-fool
  • Your children are going to miss you!
  • We're gonna cut you up!
  • We're gonna slice you up!
  • We're gonna slice your face off!
  • You goin' down, fuckhead.

When attacking with guns

  • Keep his damn head down!
  • Gimme a clip on this motherfucker!
  • Hope you liked your face!

When in their cars

  • Do we have to torture you?
  • Did your brain just stop working?
  • You got brain freeze or something?
  • Out the way, mutton-head!
  • Off the road, idiot!

Big Smoke

  • Damn fool!
  • Ah, look out.
  • Watch where you're goin', moron!
  • Excuse me.

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

Paramedics

  • No insurance? Here, take an aspirin.

Police

When shooting

  • Aim for his head!
  • Aim for his spine!
  • Aim for his nuts!
  • No judge no jury!
  • It's the justice!
  • I'm opening fire!
  • I ain't asking for it again!
  • This is going to end right now!

Collides with Toni or pedestrians

  • Use your damn eye.
  • Have respect for the law!
  • Hey! I'm gonna crucify you!

Toni blocks the way of a Cruiser

  • Don't make me arrest ya pal

FBI

  • Opening fire! Opening fire!
  • You were asking for it!

Police Helicopter

  • LCPD!
  • This is LCPD!
  • Hold it right there!
  • Your momma ain't gonna save your ass now!
  • You just got my buddy! GAAH!
  • You are cheating death buddy! QUACK! QUACK! (means to indicate that the player cannot get a helicopter in any ways)
  • Running a marathon, buddy? STAY DOWN!
  • I got this person in my sight!
  • See me up here! I ain't smiling tough guy!
  • Says something about Toni in the movie 'The Mainframe'.

Forelli Family

  • You are dealing with the real gang!
  • You're messing with a real gangster now!

Triads

Triad fires at Toni

  • Shut up

Toni tries to run down Triad

  • Watch it!
  • You Crazy!
  • Oh Hell No!
  • Crazy Idiot!
  • You Idiot!

Yakuza

jumping away from car

  • Wa, Goregore (=What the hell)

Leone Family

collides with Toni, pedestrian, etc.

  • You'd better learn some respect here, junior.
  • Ah, the Italian Americans shoot you, OK?

shooting

  • I'am going to shoot you on sight!
  • I'll show you what it is to be fucking with the Leone!

Southside Hoods

Toni pushes them

  • Stand outta my fucking way!

Random dialogue

  • I got some rage!

Uptown Yardies

Yardies fire at Toni

  • You want some of this?

Toni rams a Yardie Lobo

  • What are you doing!

Pedestrian (seeing carcasses made by Toni)

  • Oh, hell, what a mess!

Pedestrian (when Toni pushes them)

  • Stop breaking my balls!
  • Don't push me, will ya?
  • Got something in your eyes?
  • Get the fuck outta my way!
  • Ow! My heart!
  • Get out of my damn way!
  • Pushing is an insult.
  • Watch it pit black son.
  • You're rude.

Pedestrian (jumping away from car)

  • You tried to kill me!
  • Hey!
  • Easy man! I'm over here!
  • Woah!
  • Learn how to drive!
  • Crazy idiot!
  • Hey, watch it man!
  • Keep your eyes open!
  • Crazy fool!
  • Oh my God!
  • Oh, help!
  • Look out!
  • Trying to kill an old lady!
  • Are you insane?
  • That's bullshit yo!
  • Damn son!
  • Ah you tried to kill me!
  • Holy moley!
  • Psycho!

Random dialogue between Pedestrians

  • A: It's good that I don't have to be angry these days.
  • B: Eat more meat.
  • A: I gotta keep my blood pressure down.
  • A: I wish I were rich.
  • B: The ferry situation is not getting any better.
  • A: Can I borrow 2 dollars?

Drivers (when Toni blocks road)

  • Hurry up! I'm late for a swinging party.
  • Come on, get out of the way.
  • Come on, move it!
  • Come on, I'm waiting for my marriage guidance!
  • Come on, man, let's go!
  • Move! I'm late for a meeting!
  • Don't make me lose my shit pal!
  • Oh lord!
  • Move it!
  • Move it Welfare boy!
  • Move! I'm late for the show.
  • Move bighead move!

Drivers (When Toni jacks car)

  • What?! What?!
  • My Pornos are in there!
  • Take it, take the car!
  • That's my dad's car!
  • Help! Police!
  • Get off!
  • Oh no I'm having a heart attack! Get away!
  • My corporate car!
  • This is my car!

Drivers (When Toni rams into car)

  • My Car!
  • Oh lord!
  • It's a company car!(?)
  • What, man!
  • Oh! I had an accident!

Toni (as crashing into a random car)

  • Is it gonna be any worse?
  • Sorry about that.

Toni (as he jacks cars)

  • Out! Before I shoot you!

Toni (as he aims people with his gun)

  • Feelin' scared, huh?
  • Don't try to mess with me.
  • You want some of this?
  • LCPD Morons!
  • Now stay away from me.
  • Look, I'm armed.
  • You should be running away.

Toni (when he is arrested)

  • Let me go, officer!

Avenging Angels

As they join Toni on Avenging Angels missions

  • Kickin ass rocks!
  • We're the law in this town!
  • I'm your man!

Collides with Toni, pedestrian, etc.

  • I'm the law!

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

Police (while chasing player)

  • Ooh, look who's running.
  • I'm aiming for your nuts.
  • Let's go sweetheart.
  • Goddamn you!
  • I'm the law, boy!
  • You know you're dead, right?
  • I'm gonna beat your sweet ass!
  • I will kill you slow
  • I'll have your balls for breakfast, boy!
  • Stop you fuck-O!
  • You're messing with the law!
  • You must be a DCT! (?)
  • I got something for you boy!
  • You wanna see me boy?
  • Take my shot punk!
  • Come on, boy!
  • Fuck you John!

Vic Vance (While either aiming, beating up people, or getting chased or busted)

  • Oh look, its me , and my pet gun.
  • Fight? Sure, OK, but let's make it quick.
  • D'you like it? Me too.
  • You're good at pissing me off.
  • Fight? Why not?
  • Never, Ever to me!
  • You'd make a real fight.
  • You gotta be joking!
  • Say hello to Mr. Death
  • Just cleaning up
  • Just cleaning the shit.
  • You wanna get killed, amigo?
  • Fuck You
  • Yeah, it's death time
  • I got plenty of this!
  • You want some of this?
  • Your biggest mistake, being born.
  • This may stink a little!
  • Freeze bitchhead.
  • Die, street trash!
  • Meet my gun!
  • This is like strangling!
  • This is not a rehearsal!
  • Hey dead man!
  • Last chance to draw our breath!
  • Hey, you're gonna die.
  • Your life is about to expire.
  • Oh yeah? OH, YEAH?
  • Want a little more action, why not?
  • Truck back it if you like.
  • Fire in the hole!
  • This train stops here.
  • Want a break? Me as well
  • Have a nice death!
  • Sure it's a gun!
  • Yeah! Piece dead!
  • Let's play... I'll fuck you up!
  • Go to hell!
  • Hey, stiff
  • Bye asshole
  • You have every right to shit yourself.
  • Hey, all I want is your very meat!
  • I'm a professional.
  • This ain't no movie, and it ain't no kid's toy.
  • You are now about to die.
  • You're about to get wasted!
  • Your biggest mistake, being born!
  • I'll put you all down!
  • You want this to get ugly?
  • I got kicked out of the army (Only shortly after Conduct Unbecoming.)
  • Yeah, yeah! That was a drill. (when busted)

These quotes are only said when Vic is part of the army:

  • You're fuckin' with the military!
  • Don't mess with the army!
  • Do you know who you're messing with?
  • I know! I know! I am a disgrace.
  • I'm a soldier, friend!
  • I'm a soldier, don't push me!
  • Glad you pay taxes?
  • Don't fuck with me!
  • This is the army!
  • You are in America, friend!
  • Yeah? Yeah? You want this?
  • Don't make me do this!
  • Don't be an idiot!
  • You think you're fucking hard?

Vic (When crashing into random cars)

  • Oh yeah, very intelligent!
  • Damn you!
  • I hope that really hurts!
  • Designed by experts, wrecked by a moron.
  • I hope you're unable to reproduce!

Drivers (When player blocks road or rams random cars)

  • Move your bitch ass
  • Move your ass
  • Move bitch move!
  • You're trapping me in!
  • You gotta cut that shit out and move!
  • You little bitch, move!
  • Don't keep me in your rear!
  • When will you people learn?!
  • Estupido! (Cholos will shout out if player rams their car)
  • What are you doing?
  • Not today, not now!
  • Hey Gringos! I got a shit to do today!
  • Move the vehicle!!!
  • Man I gotta call my whacking!(?)
  • This buddy is mine!
  • I gotta move up ahead!
  • Who the hell is gonna pay for that?
  • Stop your fucking! (?)
  • Punk ass bitch!

Pedestrians (When player pushes them)

  • Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
  • You're rude
  • Watch where you're going
  • Move back soldier!
  • Hey, watch it!
  • Well, how dare you asshole! (?)

Pedestrians (When angry)

  • Come on asshole
  • You want a piece of me?
  • You think I am a little sexbutt, huh?
  • Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
  • I'll beat you insane
  • I'm a real killing machine!
  • Don't make me hurt you
  • Wow looks like this kid's going down.
  • You're a bitch
  • Come on then come on!
  • You're gonna be one of my burlap system!
  • Bring it on, you loser!
  • Ok then, let's go, let's go!
  • I'm on my lunch break.
  • You want a fist in your face?
  • Get your hand off my car (though player hits a typical pedestrian without a car, sometimes that pedestrian says this)
  • I was born to fight! (security guards)
  • Let's go you two digit midget!
  • You know what, seńor?
  • I can fight, I'm white trash.
  • Uh, hello
  • Alright, my apologies (and runs away)
  • I'll kill you American!

Pedestrians(When Vic aims them with gun)

  • Is that real?
  • OK, I was rude
  • Cowering like a bitch? Shoot!
  • I hope you don't kill me!
  • I ain't scared of that bullet
  • You'd better shoot fast!
  • Come on, I'll fix your toilet for free!
  • Free the fire! Stand away!
  • Want me to fix that for you?

Pedestrians(When they see people killed by Vic)

  • Man, this town is crazy!
  • This town is full of bitches
  • He's gone, ya he's gone
  • This town is full of bitches, and wannabe bitches.

Bikers

  • Come on 50 boy!
  • I'm gonna shoot you in the ass

Sharks

  • Sharks, to me!
  • You wanna swim with the sharks?
  • You are messing with the sharks.
  • Sharks bite!

Cholos

  • You can't kill me! I'm indestructible!
  • Show me you're the man.
  • Disrespectin' my familia? I'll hurt you!

Mendez Cartel

  • I see your face now, big man!
  • I'll knock your teeth out.
  • I'm doing this one for you!

Paramedics

  • Handicapped parking for you
  • Sticky turfs!
  • I think he's drunk
  • You'd better be American

Marty J. Williams

(the following are mentioned only during Marty's missions such as Shakedown and D.I.V.O.R.C.E.)

  • You, come on! (from D.I.V.O.R.C.E., after Marty bails out of his truck)
  • Quit pissing me off! (from Shakedown, when player randomly hits Marty)

Bryan Forbes

(only mentioned in Forbes' mission, The Bum Deal)

  • All right, bring it on you assholes, bring it on! (from The Bum Deal, after Forbes is knocked off his bike)

Grand Theft Auto IV

Taxi Drivers (when damaging their vehicles)

  • Stupid Malaka!
  • What the fuck are you doing to my car?!
  • What is this shit, my car!

Taxi Drivers (when their after you)

  • Holokrypa!
  • I'll beat your ass!
  • Ah shit!
  • Dana?
  • You're gonna die!
  • You think this is gonna get fucking fancy?
  • Fuck off!
  • Miyeto Yelezes!
  • Miti Moa siverie!
  • You got a real deal now!
  • I'm gonna kill you!
  • Don't make me beat your ass!
  • Wanna fight me or fuck me? bring it!
  • COME ON!
  • Ay, freak o!
  • Ah! So angry!
  • You think dis is gonna be easy, don't you?
  • Wipe you're ass!
  • I dont take your shit anymore!
  • Don't fake the funk!
  • Is this all you got?
  • I'm too fast for you!
  • Where you want it? Neck? Right...
  • To Hades with you, Malaka!
  • May Poseidon swallow you whole!

Vendors

  • Burgers! 40 percent Meat!
  • Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"?
  • BURGERS! Fresh yesterday!
  • Who wants one? They're not great when they're cooked!
  • Hey! Delicious beef patty!
  • The best in Liberty City!
  • Burgers!
  • Come on! I washed my hands!
  • Who wants my meat?
  • Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up!
  • Will somebody fucking buy something?
  • You motherfuckers think you're too good for these?
  • I killed these cows myself!
  • Only 40% face meat, guaranteed!
  • Come and bite this plump chihuahua meat!
  • My dogs is long and hot!
  • Slurp down my hot nuts!
  • Only 12 nuts for 7!
  • Hot nuts, baby!
  • Wanna feel shitty? Buy a newspaper!
  • President said something stupid, read all about it!
  • All of the news, only one day after the internet.
  • Hot dogs, free mustard!

Vendors (when running into them)

  • Watch yourself
  • That hurt motherfucker!
  • I'm pumped!
  • Get the fuck off, bitch!

Vendors(when angry)

  • You're fast for a nobody eh?
  • Let's do this bitch!
  • You want this?
  • Tell me when you're ready!
  • Ever seen moves like this?

Vendors(when mean)

  • Vètecho porro!
  • Bottilala pingla!

Taxi Drivers(when you waste their time)

  • Get a move on!
  • Move it
  • Are you in? Move that piece of shit!

Taxi Driver(when running from officers)

  • You never take me officer!
  • Fuck the hell off.

Holland Pedestrian

  • Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'?
  • Yo man! i take damn people over streets son!
  • What the fuck you want?
  • Pull back you wierdo!
  • Get outta ma face son!
  • Motherfucka!
  • You better pull back before I fuck some butts!
  • Fuck outta here man!
  • YO, fuck!
  • Pull back watch ya yo!
  • Dats Russian ass daddy!
  • Yo what you do here?

Holland pedestrians (when attacking you)

  • I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!
  • Motherfucking damn son!
  • You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me!
  • I'll drop you son! South Bohan style!

Russian pedestrians (when in traffic)

  • Move or I'll fucking break something!
  • I'll rip your heart out!
  • There's always so much traffic in this fucking city!

Hobos

  • Stop touching me!
  • This is terrorism at all
  • Too many gorillas!
  • I don't have any bananas!
  • The cause is gonna strip you naked!
  • More drama for yo' mama!
  • Ghhmmp! That hurt.
  • I'll sue your ass!
  • Watch it!
  • We're being invaded!
  • What the fuck is going on?
  • The aliens are getting bold with their attacks!
  • Reptillians are taking over, pass it on!
  • Mommy, I'm so sorry for killing you, Mommy!
  • Can't you see I'm urinating here?
  • Oh no! They done killed another true seeker!
  • Call air support!
  • You see? Reptillian Death-Ray! Gotta be!
  • Ya'll aliens only want my sperm!
  • Cheesy vaginas!

Hobo (attacking you)

  • You're gonna learn to be friendly
  • Hoho! Asswiping time!
  • Yeah! Come on shitpunky!
  • I'm gonna hang you up!
  • Well! Fuck all squared!
  • Hey! you fuckhead! You ready, eh?
  • Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
  • I'll eat you alive toadrag!
  • You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien!
  • That's it, mommy, I'm whooping you back to the grave!


Police (attacking/chasing you)

  • One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
  • Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
  • LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
  • Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
  • That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
  • Don't make me come after you!
  • I will pursue on foot!
  • Pursuing on foot!
  • I have a visual on the asshole.
  • Everyone hit the deck!
  • Everybody eat dirt!
  • I'm gonna shoot!
  • I'll shoot your tits off!
  • You're dead, buck-o!
  • Lay down, cabron!
  • You're mine, asswipe!
  • This ends! Right here, right now!
  • You're dead, and you don't even know it yet.
  • I'm still gonna get ya!

Perseus guard

  • I know you just were a problem.
  • Aha! just like jail!
  • Goddamn bang!
  • Im gonna lay you out!
  • Fuck outta here.
  • Oh shit!
  • You're gonna pay!
  • I'll bust your fucking head!
  • You're gonna get fucked up!
  • Yo man, what the fuck you want?
  • Get back, son!
  • Yo, put that shit away, yo!