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The following is a list of all the spoken lines said by pedestrians, policemen, paramedics and so on.
- 1 Grand Theft Auto III
- 1.1 Pedestrians (when carjacked)
- 1.2 Pedestrian (on the streets)
- 1.3 Police (when chasing Claude)
- 1.4 FBI
- 1.5 Army
- 1.6 Gang members
- 2 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
- 3 Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
- 3.1 Carl Johnson (getting arrested)
- 3.2 Carl Johnson (colliding with other cars)
- 3.3 Carl Johnson (when stealing a car)
- 3.4 Carl Johnson (when stealing a bike)
- 3.5 Carl Johnson (when falling down from a high building)
- 3.6 Carl Johnson (when shooting/aiming at pedestrians)
- 3.7 Carl Johnson (when picking up money from dead pedestrians.)
- 3.8 Carl Johnson (singing when idle)
- 3.9 Carl Johnson (when fighting pedestrians)
- 3.10 Croupier
- 3.11 Motorcycle Police (while chasing the player)
- 3.12 Police Countryside (the player pushes the policeman)
- 3.13 Police Countryside (while chasing the player)
- 3.14 Police Countryside (the player gets busted)
- 3.15 Police Los Santos (while chasing the player)
- 3.16 Police San Fierro (the player pushes the policeman)
- 3.17 Police San Fierro (while chasing the player)
- 3.18 Police San Fierro (the player hits a police car)
- 3.19 Police Boat
- 3.20 Police Helicopter
- 3.21 Soldiers (while walking without chasing the player)
- 3.22 San Fierro Triads
- 3.23 Big Smoke
- 4 Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories
- 4.1 Paramedics
- 4.2 Police
- 4.3 FBI
- 4.4 Police Helicopter
- 4.5 Forelli Family
- 4.6 Triads
- 4.7 Yakuza
- 4.8 Leone Family
- 4.9 Southside Hoods
- 4.10 Uptown Yardies
- 4.11 Pedestrian (seeing carcasses made by Toni)
- 4.12 Pedestrian (when Toni pushes them)
- 4.13 Pedestrian (jumping away from car)
- 4.14 Random dialogue between Pedestrians
- 4.15 Drivers (when Toni blocks road)
- 4.16 Drivers (When Toni jacks car)
- 4.17 Drivers (When Toni rams into car)
- 4.18 Toni (as crashing into a random car)
- 4.19 Toni (as he jacks cars)
- 4.20 Toni (as he aims people with his gun)
- 4.21 Toni (when he is arrested)
- 4.22 Avenging Angels
- 5 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
- 5.1 Police (while chasing player)
- 5.2 Vic Vance (While either aiming, beating up people, or getting chased or busted)
- 5.3 Vic (When crashing into random cars)
- 5.4 Drivers (When player blocks road or rams random cars)
- 5.5 Pedestrians (When player pushes them)
- 5.6 Pedestrians (When angry)
- 5.7 Pedestrians(When Vic aims them with gun)
- 5.8 Pedestrians(When they see people killed by Vic)
- 5.9 Bikers
- 5.10 Sharks
- 5.11 Cholos
- 5.12 Mendez Cartel
- 5.13 Paramedics
- 5.14 Marty J. Williams
- 5.15 Bryan Forbes
- 6 Grand Theft Auto IV
- 6.1 Taxi Drivers (when damaging their vehicles)
- 6.2 Taxi Drivers (when their after you)
- 6.3 Vendors
- 6.4 Vendors (when running into them)
- 6.5 Vendors(when angry)
- 6.6 Vendors(when mean)
- 6.7 Taxi Drivers(when you waste their time)
- 6.8 Taxi Driver(when running from officers)
- 6.9 Holland Pedestrian
- 6.10 Holland pedestrians (when attacking you)
- 6.11 Russian pedestrians (when in traffic)
- 6.12 Hobos
- 6.13 Hobo (attacking you)
- 6.14 Police (attacking/chasing you)
- 6.15 Perseus guard
Pedestrians (when carjacked)
- I'm an old lady for Christ's sake...
- THAT'S MY CAR!
- MY CAR!
- Get off!
- Oh No, Not My Wheels! (GTA3AAF1)
- That's my Mummy's car!
- That's my company car!
- Leave me alone!
- STOP TOUCHING ME!
- Sure, sure, TAKE IT!
Pedestrian (on the streets)
- My mother's my sister.
- In the navy!
- People kill people.
- Haven't you got respect for your elders?
- I'm gonna get a gun.
- HEY! He hit me!
- Theres a place you can go.
- You look like my daughter.
- We will open fire!
- Police! Freeze!
- This is the police, stop!
- Take him out!
- He's over there...
- This is the LCPD!
- FBI! Stop!
- I'll kill you...
- You're making Rosco mad!
- I'm gonna kill you!
- They'll rape him.
- This is the FBI!
- Stop right there!
- This is the Army!
- Kill him!
- I wanna kill him!
- Do we get medals for this?
- Take the enemy down!
- Shoot him! SHOOT HIM!
- This is a WAR!
- Damn civilians!
- You want the chainsaw, gringo? (Scarface reference)
- I'm going to kill you.
- You're gonna be sorry...
- You're a big dumb Yankee boy!
- Run or die!
- You're a brave man, huh?
- It's no problem to kill you.
- You move, big man?!
- It's MY car, idiot!
- He taking my car!
- My car!
- You're going to pay for that!
When vehicle is hit or someone is in the way
- Watch the wheels, gringo!
- You're going to pay for THIS!
- You cannot drive dude!
- Let's go, cracka!
- Yo, check it out!
- You got a problem?
- I'm gonna bust your ass!
- I'm gonna bust your head!
- You know who you messin' wit?!
- Check out the featherweight!
- It's ass-whoopin' time!
- Hey man, I just bought that!
- Not my wheels!
- That's my wheels!
- Man, I just stole this!
When vehicle is hit or someone is in the way
- It's PANCAKE time!
- Next stop, you're dead!
- I see the world of pain!
- You're a dead man!
- Somebody call a medic!
- I see pain in your future!
Tommy (as he collides with another vehicle)
- You drive like you look: stupid.
Tommy (while jacking a car being driven)
- I need this, pal.
- You got insurance, so don't be afraid.
- Run away.
Tommy (while being chased by the police)
- Dicks! You're all dicks!!!
- If I have to kill you, I will!
- Go shower with the guys!
- I did your wife, you poor bastards!
- Whats your wife doing!
- Hello? Officer?
- Get away moron!
- Don't make me run; I'll get all sweaty.
- You think that's funny, asshole? (when the player tries to run down an officer)
- I am an officer of the law, stop!
- You're all mine, tough guy.
- I got him.
- He's mine.
- Don't run away from me!
- I'd chase you but I had too many donuts (When not been chased by the officer)
- Pilot: There he is, over there, take him out!
- This is the VCPD! stop right now!
- This is the VCPD! You are under arrest!
- You are completely surrouded!
- Don't worry boys, we see the asshole!
- We've engaged with suspect, backup requested!
- VCPD stop right now!
- This is the F.B.I.!
- No Trying to be stupid! This is the F.B.I!
- F.B.I Stop Immediately!
- (When player hits their vehicle) Vehicle hit! Vehicle hit!
- (When player hits their vehicle) We got a vehicle down!
- FBI FREEZE!!!
Drivers (when crashing into them)
- I hope you get whiplash.
- He's trying to kill me!
Tommy with a prostitute
- I've been in prison a long time baby.
- Let's do some business.
Carl Johnson (getting arrested)
- Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman!
- Whats wrong? You ran out of donuts?
- You can talk about this in the shower with your buddies!
- Fuck you one time!
Carl Johnson (colliding with other cars)
- Did you buy your license?
- Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh?
- My car!
- What kind of license you got? Fishing license?
- Having a bad week, huh? I'll make it worse, for that!
- Your mom must be proud of your driving, fool!
- Fuck, you hit me!
- Damn! My Whip!
- Did you steal your license?!
- Did you buy your license!?
- You hit me! I'm gonna hit you back!
- What in fuck's name are you doing?!
- My ride! Fool!
- Ahhh, screw you!
- Look where you going!
- What you been drinking?!
- How you allowed to drive if you blind?!
- Oh, you asshole! My shit!
- Can anyone in this state drive?
Carl Johnson (when stealing a car)
- Heroes get popped, move.
- Shit fool, you just got jacked!
- Give me this fucking car.
- Grove Street needs your car.
- Would you like to be a victim of a car jacking? Or a homicide?
- I'm having that!
- This is a robbery, don't make it a murder!
- I need that shit you driving!
- What's you expect? It's America.
- You gonna have to walk now, sucker!
- I'm having this!
- Gimme that fucking vehicle!
- I'm a loser, so hate me.
- Get out the ride!
- Don't take this personal, but you getting jacked!
- Get out the car!
- Get outta here punk!
- Roll up outta here. NOW!
- Thats MINE!
- Be cool, its just a jacking.
- Gimme your whip fool!
- Get carjacked, or get a beatin'. Easy choice, huh?
- Don't blame me; blame society.
Carl Johnson (when stealing a bike)
- Gimme that fucking bike!
- Damn, you fell off?
- Gravity's a bitch isn't it?
- You ain't gonna cry now are you?
- Off the bike!
- I'm having that bike!
- Get off that bike!
- Now don't make this get really ugly.
- You just got jacked!
- Don't mind me!
- Keep quiet and you won't get beat up over no bike.
- You want a beating as well?
- Gimme that bike!
- Don't make this worse for yoursef!
- I want your bike!
- I need your bike!
- I'm gonna have to borrow this bike!
- I'm having this bike!
- GET yo' ass off.
Carl Johnson (when falling down from a high building)
- Oh, shit!
- What the fuck!
- I don't need this shit!
- Oh, motherfucker!
- I hate gravity!
- Shit, damn!
- Oh, fuck, shit!
- Oh, hell no!
- Oh, no!
- Aaaah, no!
Carl Johnson (when shooting/aiming at pedestrians)
- Welcome to America!
- Oh, look! A gun!
- You want to get killed?
- Ah, ain't that a surprise? I got a gun!
- Let's see what you got!
- Come on, show me what you got!
- Come on, fight me!
- Yeah, I'll shoot you in your face!
- I'm a punk? Am I?
- Welcome to San Andreas!
- I don't give a fuck!
- You think it's funny?
- I'm a lunatic, fool!
- I'm a well dressed maniac, FOOL!
- You moron!
- Run away, fool!
- Oh, look, I got a gat!
- It's my constitutional right bitch!
- You in it for life, huh?!
- Welcome to Ganton fool!
- What do you expect? Its America!
- Yeah, i got a gun in your face huh?
- You lost the will to live yet?
- Yeah, its a gun!
- Bang, Bang, Bang.
Carl Johnson (when picking up money from dead pedestrians.)
- Gimme that Grip!
- Aww you so kind.
- Ah, look at all this paper!
- Thanks, bitch!
- Next time you should put it in the bank!
- I need this more than you, I think.
- Is that all you got? Cheap fool!
- Give me them dollars!
- Come on, pay me! I'm a real criminal.
- I'll take that paper.
- Thats going in my retirement fund!
- Lunch money.
- Is this for me?
- Gimme those chips!
- Yeah, them MY duckets NOW.
Carl Johnson (singing when idle)
- Warm it up Kane! Warm it up CJ! Warm it up Kane!
- Girl you dropped a bomb on me!
- Express yourself! Because i'm from Grove Street!
- Young hearts be free tonigh....! Aww what was it...
- Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay....
Carl Johnson (when fighting pedestrians)
- Make it easy on yourself and run away!
- Come on! Fight then!
- Come on! Punch!
- This gonna be easy bitch!
- Oh you real hard huh?
- I warn you, I don't give a fuck!
- You got scraps huh?
- You got scraps huh bitch?
- You think you tough?
- Do you know who your fucking with?
- Head up, you and me!
- Your fucking with Carl Johnson!
- You know who you up against?
- You know who you messing with?
- It's your funeral asshole!
- You should back down and run away!
- You little punk!
- Run away fool!
- You gonna back down soon?
- Run away bitch!
- Come on! Show me what you got!
- Toe to Toe fool!
- Come on asshole, then fight!
- You just a bitch!
- You dead motherfucker!
- Place your bets!
- Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
- An offer of credit has been made, Sir.
- The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir.
- The house regonizes _ credit rating.
- Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds.
- No more bets, please!
- No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
- No more bets, people.
- You win!
- You win, Sir, well done.
- Congratulations, Sir.
- Thank you, Sir, have a nice day.
- Thank you for playing, Sir.
- Another win for Sir!
Motorcycle Police (while chasing the player)
- Don’t make this a 99A!
- You have a last request?
- You are going down!
- I’m ready when you are, pussy!
- I’m gonna get that bastard!
- Bring it on!
- You wanna fight a cop?
- Officer, requesting backup!
- Easy there!
- I need backup here!
- Let’s see what you got!
- Careful, partner!
- Where'd you learn to throw a punch?
- This one’s mine!
- I’m going after it!
- I’m gonna hum with you!
- Ah, you want some of this?
Police Countryside (the player pushes the policeman)
- Police, move!
- Excuse me, please!
- Out of the way!
- Don’t you push me there!
- Police, out of the Way!
Police Countryside (while chasing the player)
- Get back here!
- Come back here, you’re under arrest!
- Stop running away, boy!
- I will kill you, boy!
- My daddy told me about guys like you!
- You’re getting yourself in a hole heap of shit!
- You think I didn’t kill bigger bands than you, pal?
- I’m a racist, boy!
- You don’t hit cops in my town!
- I’m gonna mess you up, boy!
- Out of your little mind, boy!
- I can hardly wait to put you in!
- You await your death, boy!
- I see you, boy!
- You think you’re tough now, boy?
- You disgust me!
- I’m on to kill you!
- Hey, dump bastard, look at me!
- You should play nice, boy!
- I’m gonna put my pistol on your mouth!
Police Countryside (the player gets busted)
- Yeah, boy, happy now?
Police Los Santos (while chasing the player)
- I’m gonna get that fat asshole!
Police San Fierro (the player pushes the policeman)
Note: There are different policemen in SF, but this list isn't separated
- Watch where you going!
- Sorry, my fault, entirely!
- Did you hurt yourself?
- Yeah, let’s connect!
- Did your mother drop you as a child?
- Hey, watch it!
- Hey, I just polished these shoes!
- When you see this badge, step the hell aside!
Police San Fierro (while chasing the player)
- If I’m finished with you... (laughing)
- Let’s see what you got, boy!
- Take it like a man!
- Bruise yourself for pain!
- Don’t make me ramming on you! (?)
- When I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it!
- Careful, I know how to use this stick!
- Move it or loose it!
- I’m gonna take you down!
- First I gonna beat you up, than I’m gonna beat you off!
- Do you wanna bump up? Come on: Show me what you’re hiding down there!
- Man to man, like nature intended!
- Prepared for a beating!
- You wanna bump up, huh?
- I’m gonna violate your ass!
- Come on, pal, one fist or two?
- How can I help you? Please stop!
- I’m actually a social worker in a uniform!
- Stop, can I help you with your ___?
- Let me help you, I’m a social worker!
- I can help you crying out with my help!
- Did your daddy kiss you?
- Fighting is never the answer!
- I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy!
- Wait, bro!
- Come on, we can get on the bottom with this!
- Why you wanna hit me?
- Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it!
- The police are your friends!
- I’m licensed by the state!
- Hold it, I’m also a social worker!
- Slow down!
- Go ahead, at least we get attention! (?)
- Stop, you’re just troubled!
- Didn’t your mother love you?
- Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue!
- I can feel your pain!
- You have a death wish, punk?
- Slow down!
- I can make this look like a suicide, you know?
- You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass!
- You can’t escape!
- You ain’t losing me, asshole!
- I’m dragging your ass to jail!
- I’m right behind ya, buddy!
- I’m going to terminate this chase in any cost purpose! (?)
- My wife puts up a better fight!
- Slow down, damn it! I just ate!
- I smell the fear of a criminal!
- I’m on your ass, daisy!
- Come on, let’s talk about this!
- This badge does not brake for no one!
- You can’t escape!
- You see me coming, don’t ya?
- I’m on the edge, asshole!
- I’m gonna slap you good! (?)
- Get your bitch and switch! (?)
- You’re discovering your double-bagger? (?)
- Drop your pants, honey!
- Let’s wrestle to submission!
- Wrestle me, honey!
- Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him!
- Don’t move a muscle!
Police San Fierro (the player hits a police car)
- What are you doing?
- You’re going downtown!
- My ex-wife drives better than that!
- What the hell are you doing?
- You better pay a price for that!
- Suspect is overboard.
- Where you gonna swim to?
- Get out of the water, you can’t escape!
- He tries to swim away!
- There he is, in the water!
- We’ve got a man overboard, a man overboard!
- Oh, you think you’re a fish, huh?
- Get out of the fucking water, right now!
- There he is!
- Get out of the fucking water!
- Hey, get outta there!
- We’ve got a suspect in the water. Repeat: A man in the water!
- We've got a clear vision on our suspect and we’re about to open fire.
- Co-Pilot: I see her, SHE'S beautiful!
- Pilot: HE'S over there!! He's A GUY!!
- Co-Pilot: Hey, when I kill him, do I get a medal?
- Pilot: You get two!
- This is aerial support - the suspect is about to get terminated.
- You’re going down, hard man, right now!
- Give up, the game’s up.
- You think you’re hard, huh, asshole!
- We’re the police, you moron, we’ve got helicopters!
- This is aerial support - we’ve got a clear vision on our Suspect.
- Put your hands up, it’s over!
- Pilot: There is he, shoot him!
- Co-Pilot: Why I always have to do the fucking Killing?!
- Pilot: Because I'm a pacifist! Kill him!
- Suspect is trying to escape - we have to soon stop that.
- We had a headshot on you, tough guy. Stop!
- This is aerial support - we’re about to neutralize all visible threats.
- Co-Pilot: Hey, I can see my house from here-
- Pilot: Hey, will you shut the hell up!
- You, stop!
- You’re in trouble now, bad boy.
- This is chopper support - suspect is in sight.
- This is heli support - I’m gonna put the suspect down!
- This party is gonna be shot down!
- You’re mine, tough guy!
- You! Stop, or we will kill you!
- We are the good guys, you little chump!
- Pilot: Kill that asshole!
- Co-Pilot: I’m trying, I’m trying!
- Co-Pilot: You, stop!
- Pilot: Just kill him, you pussy!
- Suspect is escaping, repeat: Escaping!
- You can’t escaping, asshole!
- Pilot: Stop! Police!
- Co-Pilot: I think he knows that by now!
- You! Stop running! Now!
- It’s time to shut you up, asshole!
- Pilot: Playtime is over, kid!
- Co-Pilot: Oh, you’re so dominating!
- Pilot: Hey, do you see anything?
- Co-Pilot: Higher! Shoot him!
- Co-Pilot: Where is he?
- Pilot: Over there, you dick, kill him!
- You’re going to respect the law, pal!
- Hey, stop, or we will kill you!
- We’ve got a clear sighting on our suspect!
- Pilot: (says something not to make out)
- Co-Pilot: Oh, you’re so really butch!
- Pilot: Man, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!.
- Co-Pilot: Hey, shut up!
Soldiers (while walking without chasing the player)
- Fuck government thing in the desert.
- 2 by 2!
- So Sorry.
- Don't get too close to big money.
- Get away from me.
When attacking without guns
- Damn mutton-fool
- Your children are going to miss you!
- We're gonna cut you up!
- We're gonna slice you up!
- We're gonna slice your face off!
- You goin' down, fuckhead.
When attacking with guns
- Keep his damn head down!
- Gimme a clip on this motherfucker!
- Hope you liked your face!
When in their cars
- Do we have to torture you?
- Did your brain just stop working?
- You got brain freeze or something?
- Out the way, mutton-head!
- Off the road, idiot!
- Damn fool!
- Ah, look out.
- Watch where you're goin', moron!
- Excuse me.
- No insurance? Here, take an aspirin.
- Aim for his head!
- Aim for his spine!
- Aim for his nuts!
- No judge no jury!
- It's the justice!
- I'm opening fire!
- I ain't asking for it again!
- This is going to end right now!
Collides with Toni or pedestrians
- Use your damn eye.
- Have respect for the law!
- Hey! I'm gonna crucify you!
Toni blocks the way of a Cruiser
- Don't make me arrest ya pal
- Opening fire! Opening fire!
- You were asking for it!
- This is LCPD!
- Hold it right there!
- Your momma ain't gonna save your ass now!
- You just got my buddy! GAAH!
- You are cheating death buddy! QUACK! QUACK! (means to indicate that the player cannot get a helicopter in any ways)
- Running a marathon, buddy? STAY DOWN!
- I got this person in my sight!
- See me up here! I ain't smiling tough guy!
- Says something about Toni in the movie 'The Mainframe'.
- You are dealing with the real gang!
- You're messing with a real gangster now!
Triad fires at Toni
- Shut up
Toni tries to run down Triad
- Watch it!
- You Crazy!
- Oh Hell No!
- Crazy Idiot!
- You Idiot!
jumping away from car
- Wa, Goregore (=What the hell)
collides with Toni, pedestrian, etc.
- You'd better learn some respect here, junior.
- Ah, the Italian Americans shoot you, OK?
- I'am going to shoot you on sight!
- I'll show you what it is to be fucking with the Leone!
Toni pushes them
- Stand outta my fucking way!
- I got some rage!
Yardies fire at Toni
- You want some of this?
Toni rams a Yardie Lobo
- What are you doing!
Pedestrian (seeing carcasses made by Toni)
- Oh, hell, what a mess!
Pedestrian (when Toni pushes them)
- Stop breaking my balls!
- Don't push me, will ya?
- Got something in your eyes?
- Get the fuck outta my way!
- Ow! My heart!
- Get out of my damn way!
- Pushing is an insult.
- Watch it pit black son.
- You're rude.
Pedestrian (jumping away from car)
- You tried to kill me!
- Easy man! I'm over here!
- Learn how to drive!
- Crazy idiot!
- Hey, watch it man!
- Keep your eyes open!
- Crazy fool!
- Oh my God!
- Oh, help!
- Look out!
- Trying to kill an old lady!
- Are you insane?
- That's bullshit yo!
- Damn son!
- Ah you tried to kill me!
- Holy moley!
Random dialogue between Pedestrians
- A: It's good that I don't have to be angry these days.
- B: Eat more meat.
- A: I gotta keep my blood pressure down.
- A: I wish I were rich.
- B: The ferry situation is not getting any better.
- A: Can I borrow 2 dollars?
Drivers (when Toni blocks road)
- Hurry up! I'm late for a swinging party.
- Come on, get out of the way.
- Come on, move it!
- Come on, I'm waiting for my marriage guidance!
- Come on, man, let's go!
- Move! I'm late for a meeting!
- Don't make me lose my shit pal!
- Oh lord!
- Move it!
- Move it Welfare boy!
- Move! I'm late for the show.
- Move bighead move!
Drivers (When Toni jacks car)
- What?! What?!
- My Pornos are in there!
- Take it, take the car!
- That's my dad's car!
- Help! Police!
- Get off!
- Oh no I'm having a heart attack! Get away!
- My corporate car!
- This is my car!
Drivers (When Toni rams into car)
- My Car!
- Oh lord!
- It's a company car!(?)
- What, man!
- Oh! I had an accident!
Toni (as crashing into a random car)
- Is it gonna be any worse?
- Sorry about that.
Toni (as he jacks cars)
- Out! Before I shoot you!
Toni (as he aims people with his gun)
- Feelin' scared, huh?
- Don't try to mess with me.
- You want some of this?
- LCPD Morons!
- Now stay away from me.
- Look, I'm armed.
- You should be running away.
Toni (when he is arrested)
- Let me go, officer!
As they join Toni on Avenging Angels missions
- Kickin ass rocks!
- We're the law in this town!
- I'm your man!
Collides with Toni, pedestrian, etc.
- I'm the law!
Police (while chasing player)
- Ooh, look who's running.
- I'm aiming for your nuts.
- Let's go sweetheart.
- Goddamn you!
- I'm the law, boy!
- You know you're dead, right?
- I'm gonna beat your sweet ass!
- I will kill you slow
- I'll have your balls for breakfast, boy!
- Stop you fuck-O!
- You're messing with the law!
- You must be a DCT! (?)
- I got something for you boy!
- You wanna see me boy?
- Take my shot punk!
- Come on, boy!
- Fuck you John!
Vic Vance (While either aiming, beating up people, or getting chased or busted)
- Oh look, its me , and my pet gun.
- Fight? Sure, OK, but let's make it quick.
- D'you like it? Me too.
- You're good at pissing me off.
- Fight? Why not?
- Never, Ever to me!
- You'd make a real fight.
- You gotta be joking!
- Say hello to Mr. Death
- Just cleaning up
- Just cleaning the shit.
- You wanna get killed, amigo?
- Fuck You
- Yeah, it's death time
- I got plenty of this!
- You want some of this?
- Your biggest mistake, being born.
- This may stink a little!
- Freeze bitchhead.
- Die, street trash!
- Meet my gun!
- This is like strangling!
- This is not a rehearsal!
- Hey dead man!
- Last chance to draw our breath!
- Hey, you're gonna die.
- Your life is about to expire.
- Oh yeah? OH, YEAH?
- Want a little more action, why not?
- Truck back it if you like.
- Fire in the hole!
- This train stops here.
- Want a break? Me as well
- Have a nice death!
- Sure it's a gun!
- Yeah! Piece dead!
- Let's play... I'll fuck you up!
- Go to hell!
- Hey, stiff
- Bye asshole
- You have every right to shit yourself.
- Hey, all I want is your very meat!
- I'm a professional.
- This ain't no movie, and it ain't no kid's toy.
- You are now about to die.
- You're about to get wasted!
- Your biggest mistake, being born!
- I'll put you all down!
- You want this to get ugly?
- I got kicked out of the army (Only shortly after Conduct Unbecoming.)
- Yeah, yeah! That was a drill. (when busted)
These quotes are only said when Vic is part of the army:
- You're fuckin' with the military!
- Don't mess with the army!
- Do you know who you're messing with?
- I know! I know! I am a disgrace.
- I'm a soldier, friend!
- I'm a soldier, don't push me!
- Glad you pay taxes?
- Don't fuck with me!
- This is the army!
- You are in America, friend!
- Yeah? Yeah? You want this?
- Don't make me do this!
- Don't be an idiot!
- You think you're fucking hard?
Vic (When crashing into random cars)
- Oh yeah, very intelligent!
- Damn you!
- I hope that really hurts!
- Designed by experts, wrecked by a moron.
- I hope you're unable to reproduce!
Drivers (When player blocks road or rams random cars)
- Move your bitch ass
- Move your ass
- Move bitch move!
- You're trapping me in!
- You gotta cut that shit out and move!
- You little bitch, move!
- Don't keep me in your rear!
- When will you people learn?!
- Estupido! (Cholos will shout out if player rams their car)
- What are you doing?
- Not today, not now!
- Hey Gringos! I got a shit to do today!
- Move the vehicle!!!
- Man I gotta call my whacking!(?)
- This buddy is mine!
- I gotta move up ahead!
- Who the hell is gonna pay for that?
- Stop your fucking! (?)
- Punk ass bitch!
Pedestrians (When player pushes them)
- Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
- You're rude
- Watch where you're going
- Move back soldier!
- Hey, watch it!
- Well, how dare you asshole! (?)
Pedestrians (When angry)
- Come on asshole
- You want a piece of me?
- You think I am a little sexbutt, huh?
- Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
- I'll beat you insane
- I'm a real killing machine!
- Don't make me hurt you
- Wow looks like this kid's going down.
- You're a bitch
- Come on then come on!
- You're gonna be one of my burlap system!
- Bring it on, you loser!
- Ok then, let's go, let's go!
- I'm on my lunch break.
- You want a fist in your face?
- Get your hand off my car (though player hits a typical pedestrian without a car, sometimes that pedestrian says this)
- I was born to fight! (security guards)
- Let's go you two digit midget!
- You know what, seńor?
- I can fight, I'm white trash.
- Uh, hello
- Alright, my apologies (and runs away)
- I'll kill you American!
Pedestrians(When Vic aims them with gun)
- Is that real?
- OK, I was rude
- Cowering like a bitch? Shoot!
- I hope you don't kill me!
- I ain't scared of that bullet
- You'd better shoot fast!
- Come on, I'll fix your toilet for free!
- Free the fire! Stand away!
- Want me to fix that for you?
Pedestrians(When they see people killed by Vic)
- Man, this town is crazy!
- This town is full of bitches
- He's gone, ya he's gone
- This town is full of bitches, and wannabe bitches.
- Come on 50 boy!
- I'm gonna shoot you in the ass
- Sharks, to me!
- You wanna swim with the sharks?
- You are messing with the sharks.
- Sharks bite!
- You can't kill me! I'm indestructible!
- Show me you're the man.
- Disrespectin' my familia? I'll hurt you!
- I see your face now, big man!
- I'll knock your teeth out.
- I'm doing this one for you!
- Handicapped parking for you
- Sticky turfs!
- I think he's drunk
- You'd better be American
Marty J. Williams
- You, come on! (from D.I.V.O.R.C.E., after Marty bails out of his truck)
- Quit pissing me off! (from Shakedown, when player randomly hits Marty)
(only mentioned in Forbes' mission, The Bum Deal)
- All right, bring it on you assholes, bring it on! (from The Bum Deal, after Forbes is knocked off his bike)
Taxi Drivers (when damaging their vehicles)
- Stupid Malaka!
- What the fuck are you doing to my car?!
- What is this shit, my car!
Taxi Drivers (when their after you)
- I'll beat your ass!
- Ah shit!
- You're gonna die!
- You think this is gonna get fucking fancy?
- Fuck off!
- Miyeto Yelezes!
- Miti Moa siverie!
- You got a real deal now!
- I'm gonna kill you!
- Don't make me beat your ass!
- Wanna fight me or fuck me? bring it!
- COME ON!
- Ay, freak o!
- Ah! So angry!
- You think dis is gonna be easy, don't you?
- Wipe you're ass!
- I dont take your shit anymore!
- Don't fake the funk!
- Is this all you got?
- I'm too fast for you!
- Where you want it? Neck? Right...
- To Hades with you, Malaka!
- May Poseidon swallow you whole!
- Burgers! 40 percent Meat!
- Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"?
- BURGERS! Fresh yesterday!
- Who wants one? They're not great when they're cooked!
- Hey! Delicious beef patty!
- The best in Liberty City!
- Come on! I washed my hands!
- Who wants my meat?
- Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up!
- Will somebody fucking buy something?
- You motherfuckers think you're too good for these?
- I killed these cows myself!
- Only 40% face meat, guaranteed!
- Come and bite this plump chihuahua meat!
- My dogs is long and hot!
- Slurp down my hot nuts!
- Only 12 nuts for 7!
- Hot nuts, baby!
- Wanna feel shitty? Buy a newspaper!
- President said something stupid, read all about it!
- All of the news, only one day after the internet.
- Hot dogs, free mustard!
Vendors (when running into them)
- Watch yourself
- That hurt motherfucker!
- I'm pumped!
- Get the fuck off, bitch!
- You're fast for a nobody eh?
- Let's do this bitch!
- You want this?
- Tell me when you're ready!
- Ever seen moves like this?
- Vètecho porro!
- Bottilala pingla!
Taxi Drivers(when you waste their time)
- Get a move on!
- Move it
- Are you in? Move that piece of shit!
Taxi Driver(when running from officers)
- You never take me officer!
- Fuck the hell off.
- Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'?
- Yo man! i take damn people over streets son!
- What the fuck you want?
- Pull back you wierdo!
- Get outta ma face son!
- You better pull back before I fuck some butts!
- Fuck outta here man!
- YO, fuck!
- Pull back watch ya yo!
- Dats Russian ass daddy!
- Yo what you do here?
Holland pedestrians (when attacking you)
- I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!
- Motherfucking damn son!
- You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me!
- I'll drop you son! South Bohan style!
Russian pedestrians (when in traffic)
- Move or I'll fucking break something!
- I'll rip your heart out!
- There's always so much traffic in this fucking city!
- Stop touching me!
- This is terrorism at all
- Too many gorillas!
- I don't have any bananas!
- The cause is gonna strip you naked!
- More drama for yo' mama!
- Ghhmmp! That hurt.
- I'll sue your ass!
- Watch it!
- We're being invaded!
- What the fuck is going on?
- The aliens are getting bold with their attacks!
- Reptillians are taking over, pass it on!
- Mommy, I'm so sorry for killing you, Mommy!
- Can't you see I'm urinating here?
- Oh no! They done killed another true seeker!
- Call air support!
- You see? Reptillian Death-Ray! Gotta be!
- Ya'll aliens only want my sperm!
- Cheesy vaginas!
Hobo (attacking you)
- You're gonna learn to be friendly
- Hoho! Asswiping time!
- Yeah! Come on shitpunky!
- I'm gonna hang you up!
- Well! Fuck all squared!
- Hey! you fuckhead! You ready, eh?
- Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
- I'll eat you alive toadrag!
- You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien!
- That's it, mommy, I'm whooping you back to the grave!
Police (attacking/chasing you)
- One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
- Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
- LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
- Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
- That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
- Don't make me come after you!
- I will pursue on foot!
- Pursuing on foot!
- I have a visual on the asshole.
- Everyone hit the deck!
- Everybody eat dirt!
- I'm gonna shoot!
- I'll shoot your tits off!
- You're dead, buck-o!
- Lay down, cabron!
- You're mine, asswipe!
- This ends! Right here, right now!
- You're dead, and you don't even know it yet.
- I'm still gonna get ya!
- I know you just were a problem.
- Aha! just like jail!
- Goddamn bang!
- Im gonna lay you out!
- Fuck outta here.
- Oh shit!
- You're gonna pay!
- I'll bust your fucking head!
- You're gonna get fucked up!
- Yo man, what the fuck you want?
- Get back, son!
- Yo, put that shit away, yo!