Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA San Andreas
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- 1 Ammunation Clerk
- 2 Big Smoke
- 3 Carl Johnson
- 3.1 Being Arrested
- 3.2 Threatening someone with a gun
- 3.3 Running away from the police
- 3.4 Car Jacking
- 3.5 Crashing Into Another Vehicle
- 3.6 Falling From A Building
- 3.7 Fighting
- 3.8 Killing Pedestrians
- 3.9 Picking Up Money
- 3.10 When the police are crashing into him
- 3.11 Complimenting a NPC after they praised his apparel
- 3.12 Complimenting a NPC after they praised his tattoo's
- 3.13 Complimenting a NPC after they praised his haircut
- 3.14 Complimenting a NPC after they praised his muscles
- 3.15 Complimenting a NPC after they praised his hygiene
- 3.16 Negative remark to an NPC after they've criticized his tattoo's
- 3.17 Accepting a prostitute visit
- 3.18 Recruiting Gang Members
- 3.19 Losing at the casino
- 3.20 Singing
- 4 Well Stacked Company Clerk
- 5 Cluckin' Bell Clerk
- 6 Burger Shot Clerk
- 7 Female Clothing Shop Clerk
- 8 Male Clothing Shop Clerk
- 9 Los Santos Boxing Trainer
- 10 San Fierro Kung Fu Master
- 11 Las Venturas Streetfighting Teacher
- 12 Indian pedestrian
- 13 Croupier
- 14 Police
- 15 San Fierro Triads
- 16 Da Nang Boys
- 17 Samoan pedestrian
- 18 Purple 31 pedestrian
- 19 Countryside redneck
- 20 Mexican sex pedestrian
- 21 "Mr Trenchcoat"
- 22 Kifflom backpacker
- 23 Refined pedestrian
- 24 Dread gangster
- 25 Black drug dealer
- 26 DJ pedestrian
- 27 Caucasian drug dealer
- 28 Ex-convict thug
- 29 Old bathroom pedestrian
- 30 Liberty City tourist
- 31 Biker
- 32 "Old Cletus" vagrant
- 33 Los Santos taxi driver
- 34 BMX rider
- 35 Bikini woman
- 36 Grove Street Families
- 37 Ballas
- 38 Mexican drug dealer
- 39 Orange 12 pedestrian
- 40 Quantum Man pedestrian
- 41 African-American hippie
- 42 Bone County redneck
- 43 James Earl Cash impersonator
- 44 Mohawk punk
- 45 English actress
- 46 English actor
- 47 Native American Alien (DNMOLC1)
- Damn, fool!
- Ah, look out.
- Watch where you're goin', moron!
- Excuse me.
Threatening someone with a gun
Running away from the police
Stealing A Bike
Crashing Into Another Vehicle
Falling From A Building
Picking Up Money
When the police are crashing into him
Complimenting a NPC after they praised his apparel
Complimenting a NPC after they praised his tattoo's
Complimenting a NPC after they praised his haircut
Complimenting a NPC after they praised his muscles
Complimenting a NPC after they praised his hygiene
Negative remark to an NPC after they've criticized his tattoo's
Accepting a prostitute visit
Recruiting Gang Members
Losing at the casino
Well Stacked Company Clerk
Cluckin' Bell Clerk
Burger Shot Clerk
Serving CJ some food
Female Clothing Shop Clerk
Male Clothing Shop Clerk
Los Santos Boxing Trainer
- Yo, you wanna see some new moves?
- Man you're an embarassment! Get yourself some muscles first!
- Fine man, but the streets are mean dude!
- Alright, but I'll know you'll be back!
- Wanna go on a round with me?
- You charge at him and batter your opponent!
- (to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing!
- Don't give the opponent the time to recover.
San Fierro Kung Fu Master
- So, you wish to become a warrior!
- You are weak like flat weed! Get yourself some strength!
- Observe with the eyes young student and you will learn!
- The warrior's path shall bring you back!
- Would you like to spar with your master?
Las Venturas Streetfighting Teacher
- You want to see some new moves?
- Come back if you change your mind, man!
- Alright man, pay attention!
- Want to have another round with me?
- (farts) My ass is stinking!
- Shit cock bastard head!
- Smell my fingers!
- I studied Martial Arts in Kathmandu!
- You fucking shitface!
- I kill you!
- Dumb bastard!
- You shit!
- Place your bets!
- Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
- An offer of credit has been made, Sir.
- The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir.
- The house regonizes _ credit rating.
- Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds.
- No more bets, please!
- No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
- No more bets, people.
- You win!
- You win, Sir, well done.
- Congratulations, Sir.
- Thank you, Sir, have a nice day.
- Thank you for playing, Sir.
- Another win for Sir!
- Blackjack! House Exclusive!
Los Santos Police
San Fierro Police
- Watch where you going!
- Sorry, my fault, entirely!
- Did you hurt yourself?
- Yeah, let’s connect!
- Did your mother drop you as a child?
- Hey, watch it!
- Hey, I just polished these shoes!
- When you see this badge, step the hell aside!
- Let’s see what you got, boy!
- Take it like a man!
- Bruise yourself for pain!
- When I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it!
- Careful, I know how to use this stick!
- Move it or loose it!
- I’m gonna take you down!
- First I gonna beat you up, than I’m gonna beat you off!
- Do you wanna bump up? Come on: Show me what you’re hiding down there!
- Man to man, like nature intended!
- Prepared for a beating!
- You wanna bump up, huh?
- I’m gonna violate your ass!
- Come on, pal, one fist or two?
- How can I help you? Please stop!
- I’m actually a social worker in a uniform!
- Let me help you, I’m a social worker!
- I can help you crying out with my help!
- Did your daddy kiss you?
- Fighting is never the answer!
- I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy!
- Wait, bro!
- Come on, we can get on the bottom with this!
- Why you wanna hit me?
- Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it!
- The police are your friends!
- I’m licensed by the state!
- Hold it, I’m also a social worker!
- Slow down!
- Stop, you’re just troubled!
- Didn’t your mommy love you?
- Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue!
- I can feel your pain!
- You have a death wish, punk?
- Slow down!
- I can make this look like a suicide, you know?
- You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass!
- You can’t escape!
- You ain’t losing me, asshole!
- I’m dragging your ass to jail!
- I’m right behind ya, buddy!
- I’m going to terminate this chase at any cost.
- My wife puts up a better fight!
- Slow down, damn it! I just ate!
- I smell the fear of a criminal!
- I’m on your ass, daisy!
- Come on, let’s talk about this!
- This badge does not break for no one!
- You can’t escape!
- You see me coming, don’t ya?
- I’m on the edge, asshole!
- I’m gonna slap you good!
- Get your bitch and switch!
- Drop your pants, honey!
- Let’s wrestle to submission!
- Wrestle me, honey!
- Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him!
- Don’t move a muscle!
- What are you doing?
- You’re going downtown!
- My ex-wife drives better than that!
- What the hell are you doing?
- You better pay a price for that!
- Tell me about your childhood.
- You're going down.
Las Venturas Police
San Fierro Triads
- So Sorry.
- Don't get too close to big money.
- Get away from me.
- Do we have to torture you?
- Did your brain just stop working?
- You got brain freeze or something?
- Out the way, mutton-head!
- Off the road, idiot!
- Damn mutton-fool
- Your children are going to miss you!
- We're gonna cut you up!
- We're gonna slice you up!
- We're gonna slice your face off!
- You goin' down, fuckhead.
Criticizing CJ's apparel
- Have you got the red eye disease?
- Keep his damn head down!
- Gimme a clip on this motherfucker!
- Hope you liked your face!
Da Nang Boys
- How's it goin'?
- Watch it! (bumping into someone)
- I need a hit of your shit.
- Hello, fine lady! (to female pedestrians)
- You like my noodle? (to female pedestrians)
- Hello, sexy honey! (to female pedestrians)
- Hello, like shopping? (to female pedestrians)
- Oh yeah, baby! (to female pedestrians)
- Gimme some more of that! (to female pedestrians)
- Hey, dude.
- Oh, shit now I hungry! (after smoking a joint)
- You always drink good shit.
- Hey, brother!
- American girl talk too much.
- I gonna go Canada.
- Tastes good, remind me of prison.
- This your wallet? (bumping into someone)
- You want me to shoot you? (when stuck in traffic)
- I studied astrology in prison.
Telling CJ to leave their turf
- What is this shit, who are you?
- Someone drop you off here, girlfriend?
- You wanna be a gangsta?
- You got to be from L.S.
- L.S bastards smell like you!
Commenting on CJ's apparel
- Nice pants, man.
- Those are ugly shoes!
- Where you get your super shoes?
- Why you wear so funny shoes?
- I shit on your car!
- My dad had a cool shirt like that.
- I want a car like that someday!
- You need new clothes!
- You look like homeless.
- No more playing!
- Who taught you how to fight?
- I gonna kill you!
- Oh, I love fighting!
- You dead now!
- You wanna fight prison style?
- You end up in my dinner, chicken!
- Run while you can!
- Cover me!
- Get out of the way!
- Move that piece of shit!
- Komo. (Asshole)
- Shit! I'll kill you!
- Ufa. (Fuck you)
- You better move!
- Shit! Come on, watch it!
- Polo (Balls). Kae (Shit). Komo (Asshole).
- Stay back asshole!
- What the...
- You better not do that again.
- You like hospitals? You must like hospitals.
- Man, you crazy?
- Watch out!
- A last guy challenged me as a quadrapalegic.
- Last time I arm wrestle someone, I ripped his arm off.
- This fresh record from Verona Beach was still hoes!
- Ain't no cops holding me down.
- Cops are such pussies.
- Momos (Shits) with guns. Anyone wants to take me out here, I can fight anybody anytime.
- Man, where did you get your fit. The thrift store?
- Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit.
- I wouldn't walk around looking like that man.
- You better look out for the fashion popos.
- Another working pillow for the hood.
- Man you need to hit the gym.
- Man you have to lay off the fast food.
- Man don't you give a shit about yourself?
- Shower's over this way komo (asshole).
- Hey komo (asshole) take a shower.
- Hey man take a shower, man you stink.
- Hey don't walk away from me pukio (asshole), I'm talking to you.
- What, you didn't answer? You didn't hear me?
- Man you got some style, that's pussy mega style there.
- Stylin' bro.
- Looking good bro.
- Hey homie, looking good.
- Hey homie, you've been hitting the weights?
- Hey man, you've been hitting iron?
- Sweet colombus, that is fresh. Some dope ass clothe.
- Where did you get that clothe? Is that Renegade you're wearin'?
- Shit! No! Damn! My bike!
- You better run now!
- Polo lou Kama (Your father's balls), I'm gonna kick your ass for this!
- Man, you're dead.
- How are you going to pay for my car?!
- Now you going to have to pay for my car!
- Kae! (Shit!) Komo! (Asshole!) Ufa! (Fuck you!) You're dead!
- Look out!
- Damn! Oh shit!
- Man, hook me up with a bag. Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress.
Purple 31 pedestrian
- Wow son, you're a big boy.
- Careful piggy!
- Grandpa got caught in the pig pen, I love a squealer.
- Why are you driving like that?
- Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?!
- Oh yeah! You're real funny kid!
- My mama taught me how to fight!
- Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her!
- Get away from my home!
- Howdy, partner!
- Hello she-male!
- Have you ever shot a dog?
- Inbreeding ain't so bad.
- Did piggy make it?
- This guy's insane! This must be judgement day!
- Dude, can I get out of here?
- Move it, numbnuts!
- Move your ass!
- Come on move!
- Open your eyes, boy!
- Mama and papa are close cousins.
- Those little curly tails freak me out.
- Some peope say swine is fat.
- I love that car, is that real?
- Don't shoot! I don't wanna die!
- Keep yer dirty hands off me!
- ARGH, off! Get off me!
- You can't just carjack me!
- You ain't robbin' me piggy!
- Oh yeah?!
- I cannot wait a minute!
- Have you liked pink pigs?
- Have you shot a dog?
- I have a fat hog.
- What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless.
Mexican sex pedestrian
- I had porn for breakfast.
- Shit on a shingle!
- MOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
- Do you like Japanese school girls?
- Do you like Bangkok?
- Take a shower ese.
- Holy macaroni!
- Big gun pencil dick sabes!
- Molest you later!
- What comes with the aftertaste of poosy?
- The ladies like to rub the tatas on your tats moreno.
- You think you have the bolas for me borardo.
- Goddamn piss swimmer!
- You smell like my ass man!
- You drive like a muher!
- I buy a round for all the boys!
- Bende hamas!
- MOVE IT! Le's go!
- Que paso loco.
- Pussies are like porridge.
- You smell like pasulo!
- Carre I hate this weather.
- You better not walk away from me, puto!
- Nice ink!
- Ah! The boobies are out today!
- Pendejo (Berk), that was my car!
- Shit! My finger! AHH!!
- I need some smoke, I need to get whacked!
- Have you got some whack-whack!
- Game over, pendejo! (berk!)
- Get off me pendejo! (berk!)
- What you doing man?!
- HEY! My porno's in there!!
- You better hope I don't find you!!
- Hey! Nobody takes away my porn!!
- Hey! I want my money! That's for the big show!
- Chale! No way!
- Forget it man!
- Hey there, chula!
- Shit, I was gonna get some pussy!
- Pussy's great for Ammu-Nation!
- I love the cock. I love the Zebra bar.
- Paboso cabbie!
- Keep going man. I want that cabucha!
- You got big bolas! Keep the change!
- You like young girls too?!
- They are watching us!
- They know.
- You know they know.
- Get away from me!
- He's one of them!
- You're not gonna probe me again!
- You green blooded monster!
- You smell like shit sir.
- Who cut the cheese?
- You smell like Copenhagen.
- My old tailor is in a box at home.
- Whoopsie daisy!
- Might I sniff you again, sir?
- Excuse me! Your vehicle seems to be in the way!
- You are creating an incident!
- You are not moving when you should be!
- Please forgive me!
- No broken bones!
- Quality tailoring makes the man!
- Trust funds for everyone!
- This weather is dissapointing.
- I love to travel! France is so lovely!
- A tattoo is for heathens.
- You smell exquisite.
- You remind me of spring!
- Tattoos remind me of my service day.
- What do you think you're doing?!
- I'm on my way to the symphony!
- You're sick! You're dangerous!
- I need something to keep me polite.
- Your devotion to fitness is admirable.
- I would like to get stoned.
- Oh my! Please be more gentle!
- Take more money for petrol!
- I'll call the constable!
- This property isn't yours!
- You want a donation?
- You fool!
- Greetings sir, how do you do sir?
- Do you enjoy the programme "law"?
- I find Ammu-Nation supplies me well.
- You are a gentleman and a scholar.
- Perhaps in another colour, this supports my purposes.
- Chauffeur! Taxi!
- Let's hit the road!
- With haste, young man!
- Now hurry, and off the way we go!
- The stickiest of the icky please.
- My motorised penny farthing!
- Oh dear.
- Poor swine!
- Your finest narcotics please.
- Violence is a last resort. You have provoked me into action!
- That's the way the cookie crumbles!
- If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back!
- Yes! Truly unfortunate!
- Absolutely not!
- How do you madam?
- Enjoy yourself sir!
- Sprunk taste like dirt.
- Oh my word, no.
- Public transportation is rubbish!
- You sir are a menace!
- I regret stepping into this contrivance!
- My blind wolfhound drives better than you!
- Oh my goodness!
- Did you notice that person?!
- You've killed the poor person!
- My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities!
- What's your price one-timer? I'm a high roller!
- My lawyers are gonna have you on desk work!
- Step aside baby-nuts!
- I've got a bad, bad temper!
- I don't know about the hood!
- Vatos can't fix that bucket!
- This fool's got a hearing problem!
- My bike! That is yo ass!
- You getting that bike fixed, mort!
- You bucket-drivin' busta!
- You gotta see it to believe it!
- You gonna cuff me? An innocent man?!
- Shit man! Are ya tryin' to kill me?!
- You're not a popo, are you?
- It's on now, busta!
- I'm surgical with these fists!
- I'm gonna make you suck my gun!
- You just declared a war busta! Hope you made a will!
- That's my car punk!
- I can't be faded homie!
- Don't make this a 1A7!
- Your luck has just run out!
- Hell yeah, it's the bomb!
- No way! I don't think so homie!
- Hey baby!
- Hey bitch!
- Alright bitch, keep that ass warm!
- Ventura 5-0 is stressin' me!
- Hey! Bring this shit right there!
- Get this thing rolling man! Step on it!
- You're making enemies with this thing man!
Black drug dealer
- I gotta call my lawyer!
- Got some sticky-icky-icky homie!
- So this is the best shit man! Government issue!
- Yo man! Why you stressin' me!
- Man! Damn! My ProLaps!
- Man! You should've smoked me CJ!
- Hey man, it's my block CJ!
- Man, you half dead CJ!
- Hey man, you tryin' to check me punk?!
- Now what's up bitch!
- CJ I'm gone! I'm gone!
- Man, fool, I don't know no you!
- Hey man, see you later dawg. See ya later.
- Man, I ain't the one homie!
- I'm supposed to be dead dawg?!
- I should turn my life around?
- Sherm! Sherm! Get 'em sherm!
- I ain't GOTS to do a damn thing!
- What da hell?!
Caucasian drug dealer
- Excuse moi, asshole!
- I'm gonna cut you a new smile!
- This is shit man, and you know it!
- I'm gonna mess your ghetto ass up!
- This stuff is the shit!
- Come on man! Take the cash man! Let me go!
- Gotta cut this shit with washing powder.
- I hope I'm not watching my house.
- Hey you got the wrong guy!
- Man you're deluded!
- Do you know who my dad is? I'm connected, ASSHOLE!
- Whatever sport!
- OK, I read you loud and clear.
- Take it to someone who cares.
- Go screw a raccoon.
- This shit's weapon great!
- Watch this stuff, its rocket fuel man!
- You want sliced?!
- You think you're something huh?!
- Oh you wanna do the "nasty dance" huh!
- I can't believe this shit!!
- I want my lawyer!
Old bathroom pedestrian
- World of Cog has the best toilet paper!
- AH! MY LAWN! MY HEART! MY EYES!
- Hurry it up! I wanna take a leak!!
- Not now! I wanna take a dump!
- GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
- GET THAT PIECE OF GARBAGE OUTTA HERE!
- MOVE! You're between me and the john!
- All I want to do today is sit on the john.
- Your girl's got no nose!
- You gotta wipe your ass too, youngster!
- SHIT ON A STICK!!
- Show some respect dummy!
- Get off the road, I wanna take a piss!
- Uuuugh... my heart!
- Johnson respect, dummy!
- This street is too small!
- What?! Yo shit don't stink.
- Crack my head, crack yo head!
- You be careful now.
- What in damnation is going on?!
- Ain't cha got self control?!
- No tomorrow for you!
- You ain't even gonna have an ass to kick!
- This is the end of days for sure!
- I soiled myself because of you!
- That car will be your coffin!!!
- I took a good dump this morning!
- You ain't gettin' away dummy!
- I can't even masturbate anymore!
- Hey! I'm an old man!
- Underwear is overated man!
- You thieving dummy!
- You goddamn dummy!
- Man, I need some tits to squeeze.
- Is your aftershave made from faeces?! (belches)
- Your cologne is very sophisticated!
- MOVE THAT BUCKET!
- I eat dummies for breakfast!
- The urinals in this joint smell good!
- Get that piece of garbage outta here!
- OW! What the...
- I've been to every public bathroom in the city.
- Your tattoos are giving me the runs!
- Man this weather SUCKS!
- Careful dummy!
- Cool it meathead!
- This is bullshit!!
- LOOK OUT!! WATCH OUT!!
- AHHHHH!!! Not my time!
- I need something extra special!
- I'll eat you and spit you out!
- Feet don't fail me now!
- Look out! I've got a heart condition!
- GET BACK HERE YA THIEVING DUMMY!!
- You can't take a coffin from a old man!!
- You gotta be faster than that boy!!
- This is supposed to be a nice city!
- How's it hangin' bro?
- My ass still hurts in that Indian food.
- I love Cluckin' Bell on Tuesdays.
- Burger Shot has some quality meat.
- Damn no respect kids!!
- Let me outta here already!!
- Have you been to Rusty Brown's?
Liberty City tourist
- You think I'm bad at knitting?!
- Careful asshole!
- Here I come! Ready or not!
- Is that coff designer ink?
- City tattoo artists are gettin' good!
- I'm coming after you jerkoff!
- Nobody touches my bike!
- Oil cans make good flower pots.
- What're you doing out here?
- Eat my leather!
- Hope you like the taste of black leather!
- Violence isn't the answer man.
- YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!
- That was a price for my old lady!
- Forget it, no way man.
- Hello, little lady.
- Howdy partner!
- Adios amigo!
- You like the tits on those Ventruas waitresses?
- Burger Shot was made from roadkill.
"Old Cletus" vagrant
- What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere.
- Hey, you need a bodyguard player. I can protect anyone around here.
- Something died in my underpants.
- I once had a dream, but it died in San Andreas.
- Two words for your gun: "Screw" and "you"!
- When I find that chihuahua, I'm gonna kill it!
- Have you ever been to that Glory Hole Theme Park?
- I was world heavyweight champion in 68.
- I had crabs the size of a baseball.
- The liverwurst was green, but I ate it anyway.
- Now you got the cooties, jackass!
- You ever suck the fudge of a Rusty Brown's ring doughnut?
- I shouldn't have eaten that taco...
- Tag! You're it!
- I hate this place.
- Woof! Woof!
- Excuse moi asshole!
- Has anyone seen my lizard?
- I can't masturbate anymore.
- When will I find true love...
- Jumping Jehosophat! I'm not ready to die!
- Are you, go ahead shoot me!
- OK, OK, don't shoot me.
- You mugging me? Do I look like your daddy to you?
- Hello there missy!
- Good day, sweetheart!
- Have you sniffed that icky-icky?
- Burger Shot burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster!
- My stomach is rumbling.
Los Santos taxi driver
- Why did I take this route?!
- Green means "go"!
- You're on with this car crash bullshit!
- I got a nephew with LSPD.
- Gun rhymes with run! You see? That's why I don't stop you little thugs!
- I'm so sick of these Los Santos gang wars and it's so easy they turned it so bad.
- Watch the road!
- I just bought this taxi!!
- I just collected a lot of sprunk cans for this car!
- I'm pressing charges!
- I'm gonna put my shoe up your poop shoot!
- No liquor thanks, I'm on duty.
- Come 'ere I gotta tell ya something! Gettin' served by an oooold man!
- Sprunk on the rocks.
- Gotta go! Gotta go! I don't feel too bulletproof! And then they go bangin' again!
- Oh no! This is where I get off! Boy, this is not the wild west!
- I feel shame for your mother!
- HELP!! LSPD!! You demon bastard! My cab!
- You revived me? Those gangbangers do this?! What the hell is going on here?
- Get ready for an ass whoopin'!
- You think this is a parade!
- The bones are brittle but the jab is stiff!
- You blew your chance for friendship.
- Bangers and jackers! The future of Los Santos!
- I don't bang son, relax.
- Mouth to mouth? Hey, don't look at me.
- Papa don't take no jive!
- You got a glass jaw, baby gangster!
- I'm gonna crack your brain bucket!
- Too much rocket fuel bro.
- What a dick!
INVOLOINTARY DISMOUNT ENDOOOOO
- Get your fat body off the beach.
- You smell like shit.
- I'm special, asshole!
- Wow, you smell hot!
- My thong, asshole!
- Go pick somebody fat instead!
- Look at that guy!
- Hey you, you looking good!
- Nooooo! My hair!!
- You can't shoot me!! I'm American!!
- Hey fatty!
- Hey porky!
- Hey lardy!
- I'm fighting the war on fat.
- Get the hell out of my shadow.
- Good luck losing the weight.
- Stop staring at me!!
- I'm not broken, am I?
- Stop it you asshole!
- Go hit a fat person!
- Screw you dick!
- I thank God for not making me fat.
- Stop molesting me!
- You are disgustingly fat!!
Grove Street Families
- I'll shoot everybody in this bitch!
- Hey you better be watching yourself fool!
- Catch his ass Ballas!
- There he is! There he is!!
- His tyres! Shoot his tyres!!
- Can't anybody ride like us?
- Hey dude don't bang, he perpetrate!
- Hey man cover my back!
- Don't make me get out of this car!
- Man, I break no rule!
- Aw shit!
- Watch it fool!
- Don't roll to my hood! You know nobody rolls in my hood!
- Everybody duck down!
- Hey the season is over now!
- Hey the game is over now busta!
- Hey baby! Hey baby!
- Hey man, don't look at me like that!
- Hey man, we victorious!
- What hood you ridin' for playa?
- Oh you just gonna do it like that huh?
- Hey get your hands off me!
- Hey man, back off me fool!
- I was straight down fool!
- I'm a catch you fool!
- Hey car-jack mart! Hit the bitch!
- Hey, let's frush these busters!
- Why you gotta do that?
- Say man, gimme all your moonlight now!
- Get down man I see you. You can run but you can't hide!
- Blast 'em Grove Street punks!
- Man, fuck that bitch warren!
- Hey it's on now!
- Hey good looking man!
- Hey taxi! Slow up fool!
- Hey taxi! I need some love!
- Hey man this is a B-ride, you got a ticket?
- Say man, what hood you're from?
- You need to take that back on the other side now!
- We is law abiding citizens!
- I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet.
Mexican drug dealer
Orange 12 pedestrian
Quantum Man pedestrian
- Fight the power brother!
- Let's be peaceful brother!
- They don't want us expanding our minds.
- Relax! I'm only pulling out my wallet!
- Brother I have no beef with you.
- You see a black man trying to drive?
- I believe I have a right to self-defence.
- I know who you are pig!
- I'm gonna beat the Uncle Tom outta you!
- You gonna do drive by Uncle Tom?
- Always a sellout pulling a trigger!
- I'm late for Dr.Ackbar's knowledge.
- Stop harassing me 5-0!
- Get a good life snitch!
- I like message reps!
- Jack Howardson making pigs look cool!
- Don't eat to die brother! EAT TO LIVE!
- Clean the lies from your lives!
- The revolution needs brothers like you!
- Capitalism breeds accidents!
- Capitalism breeds car crashes!
- Legalise it and we'll advertise it!
- My people love it.
- You need to be corrected brother!
- Please brother! Stop the violence!
- Unhand me you sellout!
- Thieving Uncle Tom!
- Brainwashed bastard!
- Of course but I won't discuss it openly!
- Kiss my ass snitch!
- Beware the beast sister!
- Beware the beast brother!
- Crack dealers destroy our community!
- The New World Order has enslaved our people!
- My fine African garments!
- Your driving lacks street knowledge!
- Stay in the driving seat brother!
- Now we're both victims of capitalism!
- Those garments are attrocious brother.
- Look at that strong black brother, now that's an fine African warrior!
- Brothers in the drivers seats intimidate you?!
- You're acting kinda strange.
- Violence breeds more violence fool!
- You're too old for the man!
- Rejecting messager, but consisting the message.
- No more crime please uncle brother!
- I only deal with revolutionaries.
- Heard much about the New World Order?
- Capitalism breeds violent deaths!
- You know anything about the crack conspiracy?
- Too strong and too black to die!
- Look at that! They're hatin' me!
- The revolution is coming, I'm wearing my best African garments.
- The ancestors sent me back!
- San Fierro is waking up to the truth!
- You're not a government agent are you?
- Jacking cars is what they want you to do!
Bone County redneck
- How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar?
- Adam and Eve was brother and sister.
- I'm telling you, horse is the new pork.
- I'm telling ya man cousins is legal, this is crazy!
- Move you dumb retard!
- So the donkey walks into a bar...
- Hey! I ain't got all day!
- You stinking piece of shit! MOVE!
- Next time I punch your face.
- You inbred or something, you can't see me?
- What do you mean change my socks?
- What a rustbucket!
- What a piece of shit car!
- I'm gonna get myself a monster truck!
- HEY! You look out!
- Hey! This is my pa's car!
- You damn Yankee!
- When d'you learn to drive?!
- Come on, punch me!
- He's got a gun!!
- Who the hell do you think you are?!
- HEY! Get off!
- Hey get back here! Where do you think you're going?!
- You've been messing with the wrong guy!
- I was gonna introduce you to my sister.
- Heck no. No.
- Hey I ain't got all day buddy!
- Pardon me!
- Hey come on man! Look out!
- What do you think of this here chrome shotgun?
- Ma and pa were past cousins.
- Donkey's afraid of a big fat man.
- Whoa man, you sure is fat.
- Oh you rude bastard.
- NOT MY BIKE!
- Oh geez! That was my favourite bike!
- Hey! I just stole this car!
- You're dead donkin' me buddy!
- Oh come on asshole!
- Out of my way!
- Come on! Gimme your best shot!
- Come on, I'm gonna break your nose!
- HELP! I'm being shot at!
- Beat it tough guy! I ain't afraid of ya!
- Bastard jacked me!
- Oh, ma's gonna be so mad!
- Hey that varmint son'bitch stole my car! Oh how am I going to get home?
- Oh pa's gonna whup me for this one!
- This here car's mine! So out you go boy!
- Watch your step on the way out! Hee hee!
- Hey I was just bein' friendly!
- You got something against donkeys?
- Hey leave me alone!
- Well hello there miss!
- Hello donkey lips!
- Have you ever lived in a trailer park?
- Sprunk an' scotch is my favourite drink.
- Cover your eyes donkey!
- This store is fancy!
- Oh I want me some of these!
- Oh, I think I'm gonna puke...
- Are you insane?!
- Step on it buddy, I'm in a mood.
- That was fast. Here's some change.
- My cousins are gonna get you for this!
- See ya later donkey hater!
- I'm the victim in this here situation!
- Now get the hell out!
- I was tryin' to be nice!
- Hey we was just talkin'!
- These bar stools sure are squishy.
- Hey let's get a move on!
- I'm gonna get angry!
- Pardon me.
- Hey mister!
- See ya later pretty lady!
- Have you ever raised donkeys.
- Dude, Burger Shot is disgusting.
- Lordy Lordy!
- I wonder if they got this in yellow?
- Would you ring me for this?
- Hey there!
- Hey that was cool!
- Sonny Jim, I'm in a rush!
- Good job, here's the change.
- Please mister, let me go!
- I'll never see my donkey again!
- You city folk are so rude.
- Yeah it's the Devil, oh it's disgusting, I can't bear it.
- I got no time for you man.
- See you later.
- Have you ever tried licking a Rusty Brown?
- Incest is a beautiful thing!
- I just love the countryside.
- I think you just killed that person!
- I just can't bear the city.
- You seen my life! You've seen my donkey too?
- There is no way I'm payin' for that!
- Hey it's about time!
- Somebody help me! Hey, this guy's touchin' me!
- I'll let you touch me if you let me go!
James Earl Cash impersonator
- He got nothing on me!
- Hey this is bullshit! Where are the charges?
- Man, get out of the way!
- OUT OF THE WAY!
- Something's gonna be very wrong with you!
- Everyone knows me at the casinos!
- You call that a car?
- Yo, yo, yo, yo!
- That tattoo is FIERCE!!
- OPEN YOUR EYES MAN!!
- Man, I got this detailed!
- Damn idiot!
- What are you retarded?!
- Can we just talk this out!
- I was done dealin' with diapers, I'm gonna kick your ass!
- Oh what do you think you're doing?!
- Oh this is not cool man!
- You got no witnesses?
- You wanna see a trick pal?
- What are you, some kind of joker?
- Hey watch your shoes man!
- Man I just invented this trick!
- You wanna bet on that?
- What's the matter with you?
- Unlike you I got somewhere to be!
- Man some people...!
- Come on man, let's beat the phones!
- Ho ho, I'm feelin' lucky today!
- Man, that is a rolling disaster!
- Nice car pal!
- Now that car is cool!
- BLIND OR SOMETHING?!!
- Hey LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY BIKE!!
- Oh you're blind as a bat!
- Oh what did you do?!
- You call that driving?!
- You better not screw me man, I need some of that stuff.
- Man, I hope you like knuckle sandwiches!
- Oh watch where you point that!
- Oh this is not working out!
- I won't have any insurance!!!
- MAN I JUST STOLE THAT CAR BACK!!!
- GIMME THAT!!
- I need this more than you do!
- Go fly a kite!
- Forget you!
- Have you played craps?
- Yo, the police are hassling me all the time!
- I don't believe this!
- Look at the tag on that!
- Hey TAXI!!!
- HEY WATCH OUT MAN!!! OH GOD!!!!
- HEY THIS AIN'T DRIVING MAN!! THIS IS HUNTING!!
- Have you driven a Hustler?
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
- I'm gonna crush your skull man!
- You ever gamble!
- Man, I'm banned from three casinos!
- Man looks better on the windows!
- UH!! I'M GONNA DIE MAN!!!
- Playin' cards are gonna make me a millionairre!
- We must take care of Mother Earth.
- You're a genius civilization.
- Is this mating?
- I come in peace.
- You are poised for extinction.
- I do not wish to hurt you.
- I will throw with my right?
- I will spill your fluids.