Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA Vice City Stories

Police (while chasing player)

• Ooh, look who's running.
• I'm aiming for your nuts.
• Let's go sweetheart.
• Goddamn you!
• I'm the law, boy!
• You know you're dead, right?
• I'm gonna beat your sweet ass!
• I'm gonna kill you slow
• I'll have your balls for breakfast, boy!
• Stop you sick-O!
• You're messing with the law! (or motorcycle jockey)
• You must be on DCT!
• I got something for you boy!
• You wanna see me boy?
• Take one shot punk!
• Come on, boy!
• Get that perverted worm!
• Fuck you jerk!
• Let's dance, you berry!

Vic Vance (While either aiming, beating up people, or getting chased or busted)

• Oh look, its me, and my pet gun.
• Fight? Sure, OK, but let's make it quick.
• D'you like it? Me too.
• You're good at pissing me off.
• Fight? Why not?
• Never, ever to me!
• You'd make a real fine victim.
• You gotta be joking!
• Say hello to Mr. Death
• I'm trained at this.
• Just cleaning up
• Just cleaning the shit.
• You wanna get killed, amigo?
• Fuck You
• Yeah, it's death time
• I got plenty of this!
• You want some of this?
• Your biggest mistake, being born!
• This may sting a little!
• Freeze bitchhead.
• Die, street trash!
• Meet my gun!
• This is like strangling!
• This is not a rehearsal!
• Hey dead man!
• Last chance to draw breath!
• Hey, you're gonna die.
• Your life is about to expire.
• Oh yeah? OH, YEAH?
• Violent interaction, why not?
• Truck back it if you like.
• Fire in the hole!
• This train stops here.
• Want a break? May as well
• Have a nice death!
• Sure it's a gun!
• Yeah! Piece dead!
• Let's play... I'll fuck you up!
• Go to hell!
• Hey, stiff
• Bye asshole
• You have every right to shit yourself.
• Hey, all I want is your very meat!
• I'm a professional.
• This ain't no movie, and this ain't no kid's toy.
• Be cool, or get shot, your choice.
• You are now about to die.
• You're about to get wasted!
• I'll put you all down!
• You want this to get ugly?
• Cause of death? This, fucker.
• I got kicked out of the army (Only shortly after Conduct Unbecoming.)
• I know how to fight, dickhead.
• I used to be in the army, asshole!
• This causes death, thickweed.
• Oh yeah, you're dead.
• Game over for you, fucker.
• Eat shit, scumbag!
• Unlucky for you, I like killing scumbags.
• I'm into this interaction.
• Less, is less, fucker.
• Draw last breath, bitch.
• Fuck it.
• This relationship is over.
• Cremation or burial.
• Yep, next stop the cemetery.
• Kiss your ass goodbye.
• The name's Vic, say goodbye.
• Isn't Vice City beautiful?
• Die, you scum.
• Blame military cutbacks.
• Hey I might just kill you.
• You think I give a shit about you?
• I really don't give a fuck.
• This is an ugly town.
• Hey stranger, you're dead meat.
• Hey, hey, hey, he went that way! (when being chased)
• Yeah, yeah! That was a drill. (when busted)

These quotes are only said when Vic is part of the army:

• You're fuckin' with the military!
• Don't mess with the army!
• Do you know who you're messing with?
• I know! I know! I am a disgrace.
• I'm a soldier, friend!
• I'm a soldier, don't push me!
• Glad you pay taxes?
• Don't fuck with me!
• This is the army!
• You are in America, friend!
• Yeah? Yeah? You want this?
• Don't make me do this!
• Don't be an idiot!
• You think you're fucking hard?

Vic (when carjacking)

• I need this, sorry.
• Hello car, I'm your new owner.

Vic (When crashing into random cars)

• Oh yeah, very intelligent!
• Damn you!
• I hope that really hurts!
• Designed by experts, wrecked by a moron.
• I hope you're unable to reproduce!

Drivers (When player blocks road or rams random cars)

• Move your bitch ass
• Move your ass
• Move bitch move!
• You're trapping me in!
• You gotta cut that shit out and move!
• You little bitch, move!
• Don't keep me in your rear!
• When will you people learn?!
• Estupido! (Cholos will shout out if player rams their car)
• What are you doing?
• Not today, not now!
• Hey Gringos! I got shit to do today!
• Move the vehicle!!!
• Man I gotta call my whacking!(?)
• This buddy is mine!
• I gotta move up ahead!
• Who the hell is gonna pay for that?
• Stop your fucking! (?)
• Punk ass bitch!
• I gotta dock this shit move it!
• Move that car.

Drivers (When getting carjacked)

• You think you can jack me, bitch?
• Get your bitch ass hands off me!
• Argh help! Someone carjacked the captain!
• Get your grubby mitts off me!
• No! This is a birthday present!
• I'm headed to an audition!
• What in sweet hell tarnation?
• What is this, Liberty City?
• You a communist?
• You know I'm a cholo, pablo? (Cholos)

Pedestrians (When player pushes them)

• Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!! ( or face)
• You're rude
• Watch where you're going
• Move back soldier!
• Hey, watch it!
• Well, how dare you asshole! (?)
• Damnit!
• Hey.
• You cruising for sex, sicko?

Pedestrians (When angry)

• Come on asshole
• You want a piece of me?
• You think I am a little sexbutt, huh?
• Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
• I'll beat you insane
• I'm a marine killing machine!
• Don't make me hurt you
• Wow looks like this kid's going down.
• You're a bitch
• Come on then come on!
• You're gonna be one of my burlap system!
• Bring it on, you loser!
• Ok then, let's go, let's go!
• I'm on my lunch break.
• You want a fist in your face?
• Get your hand off my car (though player hits a typical pedestrian without a car, sometimes that pedestrian says this)
• I was born to fight! (security guards)
• Let's go you two digit midget!
• You know what, seńor?
• I can fight, I'm white trash.
• Uh, hello
• Alright, my apologies (and runs away)
• I'll kill you American!
• You Americano have no manners.
• You wanna try that again?
• That's right bring it on,shithead.
• Much dick?
• Get off me.
• Broke-ass bitch?
• Hey,muchacho,you want a piece of my pie?
• Can't upset the captain!
• Two ships passing in the night.
• I'll knock the tar out of you!
• You're my urinal!
• You're gonna have no teeth like me!
• I'll beat you senseless, boy!
• I beat brat boys bigger than you!
• I slap bitches male and female.
• Captain gonna start slapping.

Pedestrians (When Vic aims them with gun)

• Is that real?
• OK, I was rude
• Cowering like a bitch? Shoot!
• I hope you don't kill me!
• I ain't scared of that bullet
• Don't point that at me!
• You'd better shoot fast!
• Come on, I'll fix your toilet free!
• Friendly fire! Stand down!
• Want me to fix that for you?
• Look me in the eye before you pull that trigger.
• You better shoot fast.
• A gun? Very nice.
• My bird friends will get you!
• Please sir, I am pregnant!
• No! I wanna be a mother.
• I need your gun, muchacho.

Pedestrians (When they see people killed by Vic)

• Man, this town is crazy!
• This town is full of bitches.
• He's gone, ya he's gone.
• This town is full of bitches, and wannabe bitches.
• Hay,the world es terible. (?)

Vance Crime Family

• I'd kill anyone for a thousand dollars.
• Me and your mother did it again.
• A cool attitude is really important.
• I've had enough of those British DJ's.
• Damn girl left me a TV dinner.
• I could never ease that bra.
• I'm gonna get some rubbers.
• -Gotta clean my gun every day.

Vance Crime Family (when angry)

• Okay that's the last straw, asshole!
• What the fuck, Vic.

Bikers

• That asshole touched my old lady.
• Bikes, mamas and big saddle bags.
• Bikes mamas and beer.

Bikers (when angry)

• Come on 50 boy!
• I'm gonna shoot you in the ass
• I'm gonna tear you a new asshole!

Sharks

• Sharks, to me!
• You wanna swim with the sharks?
• You are messing with the sharks.
• Sharks bite, fool!
• C'mon pip squad!
• Told you not to come round here!

Cholos

• My family is more important than your family I say.
• My iguana Angelina died.
• I'm going to see my cousin in San Andreas.
• I shall release, my mouth feel nice.

Cholos (when angry)

• You can't kill me! I'm indestructible!
• Show me you're the man.
• Disrespect my familia? I hurt you!
• Why you disrespecting us ese?

Mendez Cartel

• I see your face now, big man!
• I'll knock your teeth out.
• I'm doing this one for you!

Paramedics

• Handicapped parking for you
• Stinky tourists!
• I think he's drunk
• You'd better be American
• I'm a lifesaver.
• We're heroes, that's right.
• We should have our own TV show.
• He looks poor.

Marty J. Williams

(the following are mentioned only during Marty's missions such as Shakedown and D.I.V.O.R.C.E.)

• You, come on! (from D.I.V.O.R.C.E., after Marty bails out of his truck)
• Quit pissing me off! (from Shakedown, when player randomly hits Marty)

Bryan Forbes

(only mentioned in Forbes' mission, The Bum Deal)

• All right, bring it on you assholes, bring it on! (from The Bum Deal, after Forbes is knocked off his bike)