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'''Pißwasser''' (mispronounced in-game as "pisswasser"; the correct pronunciation is actually "pissvasser") is a fictional German export lager frequently advertised on the radio stations and has it's own bar in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. 'Wasser' in the beer's name translates into English as 'water', making the beverage's literal name 'piss water', which is slang for cheap, watered-down beer. Billboards seen in-game expand the urine references, even going so far as to suggest the bottles contain nothing ''but'' urine. Furthermore, the six-crate of Pißwasser that [[Rockstar]] sent to UK website CVG Online as a present was labeled with the words 'Ü-Rhine', which is probably also a nod to the Rhine river in Germany.
[[File:Pißwasser-GTAIV-commercial.jpg|thumb|300px|A suggestive [[TV Shows in GTA IV|TV commercial]] for Pißwasser beer.]]
'''Pißwasser''' (mispronounced in-game as "pisswasser"; the correct pronunciation is actually "pissvasser") is a fictional German export lager frequently advertised in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] and [[Grand Theft Auto V]]. 'Wasser' in the beer's name translates into English as 'water', making the beverage's literal name 'piss water', which is a slang term for cheap, watered-down beer. Billboards seen in-game expand the urine references, even going so far as to suggest the bottles contain nothing ''but'' urine (perhaps in reference to the [http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/corona.asp urine in Corona beer] rumor). Furthermore, the television ad has labeled the brand with the words 'Ü-Rhine', which is probably also a nod to the Rhine river in Germany (also a pun on "urine"). The labels on the bottles are similar to [[wp:Grafenwalder|Grafenwalder's]] labeling. The beer's slogan is "''You're In, For A Good Time''", once again playing to the urine theme.


The radio and TV advertisements for the beer feature variations of a song sung by a stereotypical redneck man with lyrics that portray comically exaggerated effects of alcoholism, including "<nowiki>[giving]</nowiki> a dude head" and "<nowiki>[driving]</nowiki> drunk off a pier". The Pißwasser song largely spoofs [[Wikipedia:Budweiser|Budweiser's]] anthem, "This is Budweiser, This is Beer", but their cans are similar to [[wp:Grafenwalder|Grafenwalder]].
The radio and TV advertisements for the beer feature variations of a song sung by a stereotypical redneck man with lyrics that portray comically exaggerated effects of alcoholism, including "giving a dude head" and "driving drunk off a pier". A pack of Pißwasser costs 6 dollars at [[24/7]].


==Jingle transcript==
Some webmasters have received a six-crate Pißwasser from Rockstar<ref>[http://libertycitysurvivor.blogspot.com/2008/05/ff.html Libertycitysurvivor's blog post], Blogspot.com</ref>, one notably to UK website ComputerAndVideoGames.com<ref>[http://www.computerandvideogames.com/188007/rockstar-brews-gta-beer/ Rockstar brews GTA beer], ComputerAndVideoGames.com</ref>.
 
A Pißwasser bottle, and the [[M-60]] were both weapons used in the deaths of a [[protagonist]].
 
== Jingles ==
=== Television/long radio jingle ===
:''Last night, I think I shit the bed,''
:''Last night, I think I shit the bed,''
:''Got so drunk, I gave a dude head,''
:''Got so drunk, I gave a dude head,''
:''Life is such a merciful blur,''
:''Life is just a merciful blur,''
:''When you pop a Pißwasser.''
:''When you pop a Pißwasser.''


:''Pißwasser, don't drink it slow,''  
:''Pißwasser, don't drink it slow,''
:''3 a.m., buy some blow,''
:''3 a.m., buy some blow,''
:''Sleep in the bathroom on the floor,''
:''Sleep in the bathroom on the floor,''
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:''All the crap you do all day,''
:''All the crap you do all day,''
:''Who fucking cares anyway?
:''Who fucking cares anyway?!''


:''Pißwasser, this is beer!''
:''Pißwasser, this is beer!''
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:''Pißwasser: cheap German lager for export only.''
:''Pißwasser: cheap German lager for export only.''


==Gallery==
=== Short radio jingle ===
 
:''You work your nuts off everyday,''
:''A proud American all the way.''
:''Life is just a merciful blur,''
:''When you pop a Pißwasser.''
 
:''Pißwasser, this is beer!''
:''Drive drunk off a pier!''
:''I love drinking all day long,''
:''I beat my girlfriend while I sing this song.''
 
:''Pißwasser: cheap German lager for export only.''
 
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Pißwasser girl.jpg|A highly suggestive billboard ad for Pißwasser beer
File:Pißwasser-real.jpg|A "real" bottle of Pißwasser created by Rockstar for promotional purposes.
Image:Piswasser.jpg|Another suggestive Pißwasser billboard.
File:Pißwasser-GTAIV-coaster.jpg|The Pißwasser logo on a coaster seen on the [[Rockstar Games Social Club]] website.
File:Pisswasser Radio Ad.ogg|Radio advertisement (audio file)
File:Pißwasser-GTAIV-advert.jpg|A Pißwasser billboard in GTA IV.
File:Pißwasser-GTAIV-ashtray.jpeg|An ashtray bearing the Pißwasser wordmark.
File:Pißwasser-GTAIV-bottle.jpg|A very common Pißwasser beer bottle.
File:Pißwasser-GTAIV-cans.jpg|Pißwasser beer cans.
File:Pißwasser-GTAV-trailer.jpg|A Pißwasser advertisement seen in the trailer for GTA V.
File:Pißwasser-GTAV-advert.jpg|A Pißwasser advertisement inside an [[LTD]] filling station, [[Grand Theft Auto V|GTA V]].
</gallery>
</gallery>
[[Category:Businesses]]
 
[[Category:In-Game Products]]
== Trivia ==
* The Pißwasser website, as seen on their advertisements and registered by Rockstar, is [http://www.piswasser.com http://www.piswasser.com]. However, the eszett, ß, is properly replaced by a double, rather than single 's', and is generally replaced by the double 'ss' by the web browser if entered directly into a domain name—'piswasser.com', for example, can be accessed by going to http://www.piswaßer.com instead.
* In the [[Lost and Damned]] mission [[It's War]], [[Johnny Klebitz]], [[Billy Grey]], [[Brian Jeremy]] and a few other unnamed Lost MC members have a toast to their recently fallen brother [[Jason Michaels]] with some Pißwasser beers. After Billy's speech the Lost all chug the beers and smash the bottles before departing.
* [[Franklin Clinton]] can drink Pißwasser in his house on [[Forum Dr|Forum Drive]].
* [[Trevor Philips]] can drink Pißwasser in his trailer in [[Sandy Shores]].
* A Pißwasser bottle was used in the murder of [[Johnny Klebitz]]. He was smashed in the face with it, splitting open his cheek and knocking him to the ground disoriented. Immediately after this Trevor Philips preceded to stomp on his head until his skull cracked open.
 
== See also ==
* [[Pissh]], a similarly named alcohol beverage.
* [[Logger Beer]]
 
== References ==
<references />
 
[[Category:Businesses in GTA IV]]
[[Category:Businesses in GTA V]]
[[Category:In-Game Alcohol]]

Latest revision as of 13:36, 16 May 2014

A suggestive TV commercial for Pißwasser beer.

Pißwasser (mispronounced in-game as "pisswasser"; the correct pronunciation is actually "pissvasser") is a fictional German export lager frequently advertised in Grand Theft Auto IV and Grand Theft Auto V. 'Wasser' in the beer's name translates into English as 'water', making the beverage's literal name 'piss water', which is a slang term for cheap, watered-down beer. Billboards seen in-game expand the urine references, even going so far as to suggest the bottles contain nothing but urine (perhaps in reference to the urine in Corona beer rumor). Furthermore, the television ad has labeled the brand with the words 'Ü-Rhine', which is probably also a nod to the Rhine river in Germany (also a pun on "urine"). The labels on the bottles are similar to Grafenwalder's labeling. The beer's slogan is "You're In, For A Good Time", once again playing to the urine theme.

The radio and TV advertisements for the beer feature variations of a song sung by a stereotypical redneck man with lyrics that portray comically exaggerated effects of alcoholism, including "giving a dude head" and "driving drunk off a pier". A pack of Pißwasser costs 6 dollars at 24/7.

Some webmasters have received a six-crate Pißwasser from Rockstar[1], one notably to UK website ComputerAndVideoGames.com[2].

A Pißwasser bottle, and the M-60 were both weapons used in the deaths of a protagonist.

Jingles

Television/long radio jingle

Last night, I think I shit the bed,
Got so drunk, I gave a dude head,
Life is just a merciful blur,
When you pop a Pißwasser.
Pißwasser, don't drink it slow,
3 a.m., buy some blow,
Sleep in the bathroom on the floor,
What really matters anymore?
All the crap you do all day,
Who fucking cares anyway?!
Pißwasser, this is beer!
Drive drunk off a pier!
Pißwasser, drink all day!
It helps your troubles go away, yeah yeah!
Pißwasser: cheap German lager for export only.

Short radio jingle

You work your nuts off everyday,
A proud American all the way.
Life is just a merciful blur,
When you pop a Pißwasser.
Pißwasser, this is beer!
Drive drunk off a pier!
I love drinking all day long,
I beat my girlfriend while I sing this song.
Pißwasser: cheap German lager for export only.

Gallery

  • A "real" bottle of Pißwasser created by Rockstar for promotional purposes.

    A "real" bottle of Pißwasser created by Rockstar for promotional purposes.

  • The Pißwasser logo on a coaster seen on the Rockstar Games Social Club website.

    The Pißwasser logo on a coaster seen on the Rockstar Games Social Club website.

  • A Pißwasser billboard in GTA IV.

    A Pißwasser billboard in GTA IV.

  • An ashtray bearing the Pißwasser wordmark.

    An ashtray bearing the Pißwasser wordmark.

  • A very common Pißwasser beer bottle.

    A very common Pißwasser beer bottle.

  • Pißwasser beer cans.

    Pißwasser beer cans.

  • A Pißwasser advertisement seen in the trailer for GTA V.

    A Pißwasser advertisement seen in the trailer for GTA V.

  • A Pißwasser advertisement inside an LTD filling station, GTA V.

    A Pißwasser advertisement inside an LTD filling station, GTA V.

Trivia

  • The Pißwasser website, as seen on their advertisements and registered by Rockstar, is http://www.piswasser.com. However, the eszett, ß, is properly replaced by a double, rather than single 's', and is generally replaced by the double 'ss' by the web browser if entered directly into a domain name—'piswasser.com', for example, can be accessed by going to http://www.piswaßer.com instead.
  • In the Lost and Damned mission It's War, Johnny Klebitz, Billy Grey, Brian Jeremy and a few other unnamed Lost MC members have a toast to their recently fallen brother Jason Michaels with some Pißwasser beers. After Billy's speech the Lost all chug the beers and smash the bottles before departing.
  • Franklin Clinton can drink Pißwasser in his house on Forum Drive.
  • Trevor Philips can drink Pißwasser in his trailer in Sandy Shores.
  • A Pißwasser bottle was used in the murder of Johnny Klebitz. He was smashed in the face with it, splitting open his cheek and knocking him to the ground disoriented. Immediately after this Trevor Philips preceded to stomp on his head until his skull cracked open.

See also

References

  1. ↑ Libertycitysurvivor's blog post, Blogspot.com
  2. ↑ Rockstar brews GTA beer, ComputerAndVideoGames.com
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