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'''Power St''' is a street in [[Los Santso in GTA V|Los Santos]], which runs from [[Strawberry]] in the south to [[Alta]] in the north, running through [[Pillbox Hill]]. The road has connections to [[Adam's Apple Blvd]], [[Innocence Blvd]], [[Integrity Way]], [[Low Power St]], [[South Power St]] and [[Vespucci Blvd]]. The street goes over the [[Del Perro Freeway]]. The street is controlled by [[The Families]] around in Strawberry.
The following is a script of all dialogue heard during friendship activities with [[Roman Bellic]] in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]].


==Events of HD Universe==
==Conversations==
The [[Protagonist (GTA Online)|protagonist]] of [[Grand Theft Auto Online|GTA Online]] returns a number of repossessed vehicles to [[Premium Deluxe Motorsport]], as do [[Franklin Clinton]] and [[Lamar Davis]] during the mission [[Franklin and Lamar]]. A window at the dealership is later destroyed by Franklin while being held at gunpoint by [[Michael De Santa]] during [[Complications]], which later opens up a [[Random Encounter/Simeon Yetarian|random encounter]] allowing the player to kill the dealerships owner [[Simeon Yetarian]]. [[Mrs. Thornhill]] and [[Nigel]], after receiving help from [[Trevor Philips]], later hold film star [[Al Di Napoli]] against his will in an unused building in an alleyway off Power St.
===Conversation one===
'''Roman''': Niko, you do not know how great it is to have you here with me. Before you arrived in Liberty City, things were terrible.


Franklin, Trevor and [[Michael De Santa]], from the air, break into the [[IAA Building|IAA building]] to [[Three's Company|kidnap]] [[Ferdinand Kerimov]] from the [[Central Intelligence Agency#HD Universe|IAA]] for the [[Federal Bureau of Investigation#HD Universe|FIB]]. Michael and Franklin, with two accomplices, [[The Bureau Raid|perform a terrorist attack]] on the [[FIB Building|FIB building]] on orders from corrupt FIB agents [[Steve Haines]] and [[Dave Norton]]. Michael, Franklin and Trevor, with help from [[Lester Crest]] and two other accomplices, later [[The Big Score (GTA V)|steal a large quantity of gold]] from the [[Union Depository]].
'''Niko''': I still remember the emails you sent me, cousin. You should have told me how bad things were in this country before I got here.


==Businesses==
'''Roman''': Okay, things aren't easy for us here. But together, we are doing alright. America is an opportunity for a new beginning. You were in need of one.
*[[Chihuahua Hotdogs]] <small>(closed down)</small>
*[[Digital Den]]
*[[Downtown Liquor Deli]]
*[[Happy Shark]]
*[[Hooker Palace]]
*[[Los Santos Meteor]]
*[[Penris]]
*[[Premium Deluxe Motorsport]] <small>(corner of Adam's Apple Blvd]])</small>
*[[Rimm Paint]]
*[[Smog Check]] <small>(corner of [[Innocence Blvd]])</small>
*[[Speakers Wholesale Warehouse]]
*[[Tire Nutz]] <small>(corner of [[Innocence Blvd]])</small>
*Unnamed audio store
*[[Vinewood Self Storage]]


==Places==
'''Niko''': There is no such thing as a new beginning, Roman. With every day we live we pick up new baggage, baggage that we must carry with us for the rest of our lives. There's no dropping it and pretending we are fresh and clean just because we get off a boat in a new place.
*[[FIB Building]]
*[[IAA Building]]
*[[Union Depository]]


==Other==
'''Roman''': Stop being so dramatic, Niko. Time is a healer. We live and we forget the past. Nothing helps a man forget like ripe, round American titties. You have to move on from the things that happened to you and think about all the opportunities in this country. Chances to make lots of money, chances to get college girls into bed.
*One [[Letter Pieces|letter piece]] <small>(located on the top of a building under construction on a building site)</small>
*[[Parachute Jumps|Parachute Jump]] <small>(located on the top of a building under construction on a building site)</small>


[[Category:Streets in Los Santos in GTA V]]
'''Niko''': Chances to turn into an asshole.
 
'''Roman''': I heard that. I haven't forgotten our language completely.
 
===Conversation two===
'''Roman''': Niko B in the house... man, sometimes, I cannot believe you are here with me, really I can't.
 
'''Niko''': It's hardly been a lot of fun since I turned up cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Correct - it has been a fucking nightmare. But that's not the point.
 
'''Niko''': No?
 
'''Roman''': No, the point is, fuck it. The Bellic cousins are here in the land of opportunity and we are making trouble for any fools who get in our way.
 
'''Niko''': If you say so.
 
'''Roman''': I do say so, man, I do. I just did. It's good to have you here. Whatever shit we get into, man... it's good.
 
'''Niko''': Thanks. Don't you miss home? You've been here a long time. You never get home sick?
 
'''Roman''': Sure. I miss things about home, but I, I... I think things are ruined now.
 
'''Niko''': Yes. I know what you mean.
 
'''Roman''': I miss the good times we had as children, when our fathers were too drunk to beat us, when there was food and the sun was shining, but... Now - now I live here. And life is good.
 
'''Niko''': Is it?
 
'''Roman''': Yes, cousin. It is. Sure, this place is crazy, but so was home. And here, it is okay to be an eccentric go-getter businessman with a taste for fine woman, wine and song.
 
'''Niko''': Is that how you see yourself? My God, you are deranged, cousin. This place has made you sick!
 
'''Roman''': Fuck you. I'm an individual, my friend. One of a kind.
 
'''Niko''': Or to put it another way, a freak.
 
===Conversation three===
'''Roman''': Man, I love this country. It's fucking amazing.
 
'''Niko''': I want some of what you're on. It must be pretty strong because I can't see what you're happy about. Life is shit.
 
'''Roman''': I'm high on life, man. American life. It's the fast-food, the cheap gas, the fake titties - there's a short cut for everything here. You just need to know where it is.
 
'''Niko''': Yeah, but most people don't know where it is so they stay at the bottom of the food chain. They stay there until they're burnt out or dead.
 
'''Roman''': That's because most people are to foolish to look for the shortcuts. They stay on the highway like every other chump. I'm an innovator, Niko. I drive off the highway. Off road baby! Every move I make is a gamble. I'm going to get knocked back a few times, sure. But one day I'll find that short cut to the top. If you're lucky I might take you there with me.
 
'''Niko''': Tell me, Roman, why weren't you such an optimist back home?
 
'''Roman''': In the Old Country, the only thing you could count on was a bomb landing on your bedroom roof in the night. Here, anything is possible. It's the land of opportunity. They must put something into the water, man, because all I'm feeling is pure optimism.
 
'''Niko''': I'm going to start drinking from the tap then.
 
===Conversation four===
'''Roman''': How are you, cousin?
 
'''Niko''': Good.
 
'''Roman''': Good. Listen, Niko. I received an email from your mother?
 
'''Niko''': Good.
 
'''Roman''': She said she'd sent you an email.
 
'''Niko''': Yes?
 
'''Roman''': You know, I'm worried about her, all alone. Maybe... maybe she should move here, be with us?
 
'''Niko''': Yes - maybe she get heavily involved in car jacking and spend some time doing hits for the mob? Look at how we live here, what we have done. Where exactly would your aunt fit into this lifestyle?
 
'''Roman''': It was just an idea. I thought maybe she'd find America exciting.
 
'''Niko''': Yes - she loves crack dealers. Don't you remember? How she couldn't move back on our farm because of all of the heroin dealers and the coke whores and the arms smugglers? She would love it here!
 
'''Roman''':You know, I love your mother - there is just one thing I could never figure out about her. One terrible black mark against her.
 
'''Roman''': What?
 
'''Niko''': How she raised such a prick of a son.
 
'''Roman''': Very funny.
 
'''Niko''': I know. I think it's pretty funny.
 
===Conversation five===
'''Roman''': What do you think about America, Niko? Tell me straight. You love it, no?
 
'''Niko''': I don't know, Roman. It is the same as any other place only louder. People don't know how to shut up here.
 
'''Roman''': I bet you would like to teach them, wouldn't you cousin? But you can't or at least you can't teach everyone. Really, you don't like it? The lights, the titties, the food, the opportunities. Come on, Niko. It's kind of incredible.
 
'''Niko''': It's stupid. Everything is just advertising with nothing to back it up. They tell you you're eating the best burger ever and you believe it until you're sweating out all the chemicals in it and the hormones are making your balls feel funny.
 
'''Roman''': My balls feel fine, but I did notice my man tits getting larger when I was eating at Cluckin' Bell every day.
 
'''Niko''': Everything else is fake too. The titties aren't real and the opportunities aren't opportunities at all. To seize them you end up in so much debt that you'll be a slave for the rest of your life.
 
'''Roman''': I cannot believe what you are saying. Do you seriously mean that you don't like fake titties, cousin?
 
'''Niko''': Seriously...
 
===Conversation six===
'''Roman''': It's good to hang out again, Niko. How are you doing man?
 
'''Niko''': Fantastic! Look at my life. I have stumbled from one disaster to another, and now I am here, and it is another disaster.
 
'''Roman''': Yeah, good point. My God. For a sociopathic killer, you're also a really miserable bastard.
 
'''Niko''': Thanks, man.
 
'''Roman''': I'm sorry, but listen, man, you have to lighten up. Enjoy yourself.
 
'''Niko''': Enjoy what?
 
'''Roman''': Enjoy this. Us hanging out, living in this lunatic asylum, meeting freaks. It is fun, I think... and if it isn't fun, it's all we can do anyway.
 
'''Niko''': Maybe.
 
'''Roman''': Not "maybe" - yes - definitely true.
 
'''Niko''': Okay. Thank you. I will lighten up, learn how to juggle, maybe get work in a dance troupe?
 
'''Roman''': You dancing? Now that I would like to see. Like the death throes of an elephant.
 
'''Niko''': Thanks cousin. You really know how to make me feel good about myself.
 
'''Roman''': Don't mention it.
 
===Conversation seven===
'''Roman''': Avoid it as long as you can, cousin. That's my advice to you.
 
'''Niko''': Avoid what?
 
'''Roman''': The old ball and chain, the chastity belt they call a serious relationship. I love Mallorie but come on. A man has his urges. It is impossible sometimes.
 
'''Niko''': But you lover her, don't you?
 
'''Roman''': She's the love of my life, the woman of my dreams... she's amazing. It's just tough. Maybe it'd be easy if I was not an attractive man, but, sadly, I was not blessed with plain features. No matter where I go, the ladies love me. It's that Bellic blood. They can't resist, can they?
 
'''Niko''': Maybe you have different Bellic blood than me.
 
'''Roman''': If women weren't throwing themselves at me, life would be easier. They make this hard for me, if only I was unattractive. I guess it's stupid to wish for the impossible. I'll just have to learn to live with the temptation.
 
'''Niko''': Good luck with that, Roman.
 
===Conversation eight===
'''Roman''': How you doing, cousin?
 
'''Niko''': Okay.
 
'''Roman''': Good.
 
'''Niko''': And you? How are you?
 
'''Roman''': Me? I'm always the same. You know me. I'm an optimist. Life is always great.
 
'''Niko''': You're always waiting for tomorrow.
 
'''Roman''': Maybe. It feels better than always mourning yesterday.
 
'''Niko''': I guess.
 
'''Roman''': But what a yesterday! Man, this has been a crazy time. We've had some insane adventures.
 
'''Niko''': Yes - it's been crazy for me for seventeen years. For you too but in a different way. We grew up wanting to be free.
And look what freedom was. War, killing, and not even knowing what to hate anymore.
 
'''Roman''': And hot tubs and fast cars and the chance to do what the hell you want.
 
'''Niko''': Maybe. Sometimes it feels like I do what the hell others want.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, stop complaining. You're pathetic. The one thing this country has taught you is how to wine.
 
'''Niko''': Fuck you.
 
'''Roman''': That's better. Grow some fucking balls.
 
'''Niko''': I will, when you grow a brain.
 
===Conversation nine===
'''Roman''': You are looking at a reformed man, Niko.
 
'''Niko''': Who? Where? Point him out, will you?
 
'''Roman''': Don't be stupid, I'm talking about myself. I've come through the tunnel and seen the light. My gambling problem is under control.
 
'''Niko''': Really? I bet you ten dollars it isn't.
 
'''Roman''': Ha ha, very funny. I'm serious. I only bet on sure things now. I'll only back a horse if the competition is doped, I'll only bet on a game of football if it's fixed. In poker, I play super tight - Buffet Car Jancowitz style. I only play the top ten hands.
 
'''Niko''': That still sounds like you are gambling, Roman.
 
'''Roman''': It's not gambling if you're guaranteed a win, Niko. That is the whole meaning of the word. There's no risk in what I'm doing.
 
'''Niko''': Sure, Roman. I will believe it when I see your winnings.
 
===Conversation ten===
'''Roman''': Whats up, NB?
 
'''Niko''': Not much, cousin, what's up with you?
 
'''Roman''': Not too much - I was remembering the Old Country, when we were children.
 
'''Niko''': It's a long time ago. A different world.
 
'''Roman''': A different life at least. Remember all those kids?
 
'''Niko''': Sure. Most of them are dead.
 
'''Roman''': Some, yes, but not most. What happened to Marko?
 
'''Niko''': I don't know. I lost contact. I think he went to Britain. Or to University. I don't know.
 
'''Roman''': What about, err... Mila?
 
'''Niko''': Fuck you!
 
'''Roman''': Niko Bellic - still likes Mila Tadic.
 
'''Niko''': Gimme a break.
 
'''Roman''': But Mila Tadic prefers Roman... it's a terrible love triangle.
 
'''Niko''': Screw you.
 
'''Roman''': She did. Many times. But trust me, cousin. She was no good. I think she was the town bike - it was like a cavern.
 
'''Niko''': You're disgusting.
 
===Conversation eleven===
'''Roman''': You ever think about going back home, cousin?
 
'''Niko''': I promised myself I wouldn't go home until I had resolved certain problems. I wish I could be with my mother, but there is nothing left for me there other than her. What about you?
 
'''Roman''': Your mother is there, but for me there is nothing. The Old Country stopped being home for me when Mama was taken from me in the war. Here is my home now.
 
'''Niko''': Things are alright back home now.
 
'''Roman''': My mother would be here if she was still alive. She was such a strong woman. She'd have to be to deal with my pig of a father.
 
'''Niko''': I was sorry to hear of his death, Roman. We have not spoken about it.
 
'''Roman''': That is very kind of you, cousin, but you would be the only one who was sorry that he died. His only kind words were for the men who'd lend him money to get drunk with.
 
'''Niko''': Just like my father then.
 
'''Roman''': More than a family resemblance made them brothers, Niko. We know this. At least they didn't fuck us up though. For all their drunken meanness, we made it through. We're normal. We have healthy emotional lives.
 
'''Niko''': I think you must speak for yourself there. Not many would call me emotionally balanced.
 
'''Roman''': Not many know you as well as I do. You're a big softie at heart. You're not as cold as you make out, cousin.
 
===Conversation twelve===
'''Roman''': You good, cousin?
 
'''Niko''': I guess.
 
'''Roman''': You sure? Listen man. I'm worried about you. You have to sort your life out. Before it ends.
 
'''Niko''': What does that mean?
 
'''Roman''': It means what it says - you can't carry on like this - fighting a war that ended, killing, running around like a lunatic, all this craziness.
 
'''Niko''': You got me into this craziness, here I mean. And you help me spend the money it has made us.
 
'''Roman''': Sure, but it can't go on, not forever.
 
'''Niko''': Yes it can.
 
'''Roman''': You'll die.
 
'''Niko''': No. I will go on forever. This is my curse. I can do this. Live this life. I cannot live another. Not now.
 
'''Roman''': I don't buy that bullshit. Grow up, move on, be, be free! At least think about it?
 
'''Niko''': Sure.
 
===Conversation thirteen===
'''Roman''': We're going to make it big, cousin.
 
'''Niko''': Are we?
 
'''Roman''': We are.
 
'''Niko''': What do you mean?
 
'''Roman''': I mean we're going to make it big.
 
'''Niko''': What's that? What's big?
 
'''Roman''': What I've been saying ever since I started sending you emails. We're going to be on top. Fast cars, Jacuzzis, hot women, we're going to have everything we could ever dream of. I can feel it. The cousins Bellic. On top of the world.
 
'''Niko''': Take a look at the history of this city, Roman. The old white men who run the city today, their fathers ran it before them, and their fathers before them. The same names are on the news buildings as that are on the old ones.
 
'''Roman''': Alright Mr. I-know-the-history-of-this-city, what is it that you want? What are you hoping for?
 
'''Niko''': To get by, to have a life that isn't totally shit, for things to be a little easier. You've been watching too much I'm Rich on the TV, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': No, I'm going to be on I'm Rich, cousin. If you're lucky, I'll let you come around my house when they're filming. They can shoot you in the hot tub.
 
'''Niko''': Great, thank you, I can't wait.
 
===Conversation fourteen===
'''Roman''': You good man?
 
'''Niko''': Yes.
 
'''Roman''': Me too. I mean, it's nonstop craziness, but I'm happy. You, you know what? I'm glad you came here. It's good to be living in this madhouse with family.
 
'''Niko''': Sure.
 
'''Roman''': Before you got here, I was on the bottom - people spat on me.
 
'''Niko''': And now?
 
'''Roman''': Now they still spit on me, but at least I know I have you here. It's been tough, but I've had a great time.
 
'''Niko''': Thank you cousin. I am glad I came here too. Not because of the place. It's interesting, but also strange. Too noise. I am glad because of you. To have a real friend in the world, that was all I think I ever wanted, and in you, I have that person.
 
'''Roman''': Thank you, cousin.
 
'''Niko''': You are the man I wanted to be, Roman - happy, kind and a good person.
 
'''Roman''': And you are the man I wanted to be - strong, unbending, with integrity. Life is very strange.
 
==General==
===Calling Roman===
'''Niko''': ''Cousin.''
 
'''Niko''': Cousin, hello.
 
'''Niko''': ''Hello.''
 
'''Niko''': Hey cousin.
 
'''Niko''': Hey Roman.
 
'''Niko''': Roman, what's up?
 
'''Niko''': What is going on Roman?
 
'''Niko''': What's up, Roman?
 
''(If Roman hasn't been contacted for a while)''
 
'''Roman''': Good to hear from you. I was thinking you had gone missing.
 
'''Roman''': Is Niko! I have missed these calls from you.
 
'''Roman''': Is so good to hear your voice. I was thinking you too busy killing people to hang out with me.
 
'''Roman''': There you are. Has been a while.
 
===Arranging an activity===
'''Niko''': Cousin, I shall be there soon.
 
'''Niko''': Good, I will collect you cousin.
 
'''Niko''': I am coming to get you, Roman.
 
'''Niko''': I be with you soon, Roman.
 
'''Niko''': I come to get you Roman.
 
'''Niko''': I see you soon then, Roman.
 
'''Niko''': ''I will see you soon.''
 
'''Niko''': Wait for me then, cousin.
 
===Roman calling===
'''Roman''': Cousin, it is your cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Hey man, it's me.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, it's Roman.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, it's your cousin.
 
''(If Roman hasn't been contacted for a while)''
 
'''Roman''': Cousin, I have not hung out with you in a long time.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you pick up. It has been a time since we spoke.
 
===Arranging an activity===
'''Roman''': Cousin, this is wonderful news. See you soon.
 
'''Roman''': Great, Niko. See you in a while.
 
'''Roman''': Okay, man. I will see you soon then.
 
'''Roman''': We have a date, I am waiting for you.
 
===Meeting Roman===
''(Niko on foot)''
 
'''Roman''': NB, my cousin. Why don't we find a car so we can go.
 
'''Roman''': Niko. Good to see you. We need to find a vehicle.
 
''(Niko in a car)''
 
'''Roman''': Ahh, NB. Seeing you puts a smile on my face. Let's go.
 
'''Roman''': My cousin, is so good to see you. Let's do this.
 
'''Roman''': My one and only cousin, except for the other ones. Let's go.
 
'''Roman''': NB, the big man. Let's hustle.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, good to see you, let's go.
 
'''Roman''': There you are cousin, let's move.
 
''(Niko on a motorbike)''
 
'''Roman''': Cousin, you know these things scare me. No matter, we go.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you like it when I hold you on these motorbikes, don't you. Let's go.
 
''(Niko in a helicopter)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you are really moving up in the world, no? I tell you we are going to the top when you arrive.
 
''(Arriving late)''
 
'''Roman''': Disgraceful to keep your cousin waiting. Well, we go now.
 
'''Roman''': Finally cousin, you're late. We should go now.
 
'''Roman''': I wait and I wait and now you come without even a car. Well, let us find one.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I was starting to think you wouldn't come. Let's go now.
 
'''Roman''': Oh cousin, I wish I could get angry at you for being late but you're too loveable. Let's go.
 
'''Roman''': You keep your cousin waiting, is a disgrace NB. Now, we must find a car.
 
'''Roman''': You're late but I can't stay mad at you. Let's go.
 
===Finishing an activity===
'''Roman''': Can you drop me off at home, cousin?
 
'''Roman''': It is time to go back home, will you take me?
 
'''Roman''': Let us go now, cousin. Take me home.
 
'''Roman''': Okay, I am ready to go home. You will drive your cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Take me back won't you?
 
'''Roman''': Take me home, Niko.
 
'''Roman''': Thank you in advance for driving me home. Let's go now.
 
'''Roman''': You mind driving your tired cousin home? Thank you.
 
===Taking Roman home===
'''Roman''': I didn't sign up for this, cousin. What gives?
 
'''Roman''': Sorry, Niko. I don't feel like doing this just now.
 
'''Roman''': I'm not really feeling the vibe right now, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Ummm, you didn't check this by me. I'm not in the mood, Niko.
 
----
 
'''Roman''': Call me cousin, I'll see you soon.
 
'''Roman''': I enjoyed that, Niko. We should do it again soon.
 
'''Roman''': I'll catch you round, NB. Call me if you want to hang out again.
 
'''Roman''': Later, Niko. Give me a call sometime, okay?
 
'''Roman''': See you later, NB. Give me a call, yes?
 
'''Roman''': Thank you, cousin. We should hang out again soon.
 
'''Roman''': That was fun NB. Hit me up if you want to hang out again soon.
 
===Declining an activity===
'''Roman''': Alright, Niko. Maybe we do something when you have some free time.
 
'''Roman''': Cool, cousin. Another time then. Call me.
 
'''Roman''': Okay, man. We shall do something another time.
 
'''Roman''': Sure, cousin. Call me when you have moment.
 
===Canceling an activity===
'''Roman''': Alright, Niko. We shall do this another time. Later on.
 
'''Roman''': Don't worry cousin, I have hot bitches that are begging me for my company, see you soon.
 
'''Roman''': Okay, Niko. We shall rain check this for a different occasion.
 
'''Roman''': That is cool, cousin. We do this on another occasion.
 
===Roman declining===
'''Niko''': Alright cousin, another time.
 
'''Niko''': Okay, Roman, another time then.
 
'''Niko''': Sure, Roman, we do this some other time.
 
'''Niko''': We can make arrangement for another time.
 
==Bowling==
===Niko calls===
'''Niko''': Want to go bowling?
 
'''Niko''': Why don't we do some bowling?
 
'''Niko''': How about we go bowling?
 
'''Niko''': You want to hit the bowling alley?
 
'''Roman''': Cousin, I am loving the bowling. Pick me up in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': Haha, I love to watch the girls bend over and pick up balls, of course I will bowl with you. Pick me up in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, this is a great American activity. We bowl together if you pick me up in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': We bowl like two cousins in American sitcom. Pick me up in next hour.
 
===Roman declines===
'''Roman''': Call me later, man. I have an important game to play.
 
'''Roman''': Cousin, I cannot be bowling just now. Another time.
 
'''Roman''': I can't do it right now, Niko. Maybe later.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, man, I'm online. I can't get away to bowl just now.
 
''(Declining from recently bowling)''
 
'''Roman''': I can't do bowling again so soon. It will be cramping my style.
 
'''Roman''': I cannot deal with bowling again right now. I  hurt my back lifting the balls last time.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, people is going to think we are kissing cousins if we go back to the bowling alley together so soon.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you junkie, we went bowling just recently. Maybe later.
 
===Roman calls===
'''Roman''': Let's go bowling.
 
'''Roman''': Want to go bowling?
 
'''Niko''': Okay man, we go bowling. I come to get you in the next hour.
 
'''Niko''': Sure, bowling sounds good. I will come to collect you in next hour.
 
===Declining===
'''Niko''': Roman, I cannot bowl with you. I am doing other things now.
 
'''Niko''': Sorry man, I got shit to do. Can't bowl with you right now.
 
===Canceling===
'''Niko''': Roman, sorry but I cannot bowl with you anymore. Another time.
 
'''Niko''': I am sorry, cousin, but I must cancel our bowling.
 
===Dialogue===
''(Niko and Roman arrive at the bowling alley)''
 
'''Roman''': Bowling, Niko. This is a surprise. You know that I like to beat you tough. Let's do it.
 
'''Roman''': Okay cousin, let's hit the alleys.
 
'''Roman''': We're here Niko. Let's do some bowling.
 
''(Niko wins)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, good game. You are good at bowling and I'm good with the ladies. We both have skills.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you're pretty good. It's clearly those Bellic genes you've got. If we were a team we'd be unstoppable.
 
''(Niko loses)''
 
'''Roman''': Do not worry about losing. At least you are better at stealing cars and shooting things.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, how could you expect to beat someone as supremely skilled as me? It was foolish.
 
''(Not finishing the game)''
 
'''Roman''': Maybe we will play a whole game the next time we bowl, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Next time let us finish the game, okay?
 
==Darts==
===Niko calls===
'''Niko''': How about we throw some darts?
 
'''Niko''': I was thinking we play some darts.
 
'''Niko''': Want to go play darts?
 
'''Niko''': Why don't we go play darts?
 
'''Roman''': Great, I would like to play darts with my cousin. I wait for you one hour.
 
'''Roman''': I have won a lot of money throwing darts before, pick me up in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': I would like to do darts. Come get me in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': Just like in Old Country, eh? Collect me in next hour and we play the darts.
 
===Roman declines===
'''Roman''': I cannot play the dart now. I have to be online. Sorry man.
 
'''Roman''': I am in no mood to play darts, I just lose real big. Later on, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Shit cousin, this is bad time. Shit is kicking with Mallorie. Maybe we do darts later.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry cousin, you must find other dart buddy. Roman has an appointment with a lady.
 
''(Declining from recently playing darts)''
 
'''Roman''': Cousin, I spend all my time playing darts with you. I will never bag no ladies. Another time.
 
'''Roman''': Shit, Niko. I am not playing the dart with you again this soon. I need to be online.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry man, I will not play the darts again this soon. Make other friend.
 
'''Roman''': Those darts hurt my fingers. I can no play again so soon.
 
===Canceling===
'''Niko''': Cousin, I am no longer able to do darts with you. Sorry.
 
'''Niko''': Sorry, Roman. Something has come up. I cannot throw darts with you now.
 
===Roman calls===
'''Roman''': Let's play darts.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I am thinking we should be playing some darts together. We have not done this in Liberty City yet.
 
'''Roman''': We should play each other at darts.
 
'''Niko''': Alright, man. Let's play darts. I pick you up in next hour.
 
'''Niko''': Okay, cousin. We play darts then. Wait one hour for me.
 
===Declining===
'''Niko''': No darts for me, cousin. I have other missiles to launch.
 
'''Niko''': Sorry, cousin. I cannot play darts with you right now.
 
===Dialogue===
'''Roman''': Get ready to watch a master at work. I am to darts what Perseus is to clothing.
 
'''Roman''': I did not expect an opportunity to kick your ass at darts. How could I refuse?
 
'''Roman''': Okay Niko, watch out for all the bullseyes I will be getting.
 
''(Niko wins)''
 
'''Roman''': Do you see...do you see something in my eye. I am not seeing so good. Must be how you beat me.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, congratulations. It is not often that someone beats me at darts.
 
''(Niko loses)''
 
'''Roman''': I could have beaten you with my eyes closed, cousin. I'm sorry but I'm that much better.
 
'''Roman''': Niko. You had lost before we even got here. Darts is about having the mental edge.
 
''(Not finishing the game)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I like to finish my darts games. Maybe next time we do that.
 
'''Roman''': You must be in a hurry, Niko. It does not take long to finish a game of darts with your cousin.
 
==Drinking==
===Niko calls===
'''Niko''': How about we go drink some vodka.
 
'''Niko''': How about we try to numb the pain with vodka?
 
'''Niko''': You want to go for a drink?
 
'''Niko''': You want to go drinking like we did in the old days?
 
'''Roman''': Hopefully the booze will not make me lose my sight in one eye like that stuff back home. Get me in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': I was thinking my liver was having an easy time. We drink together. Come get me in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': Okay, man. Let's go drinking. Come get me in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': Wine, women and my cousin, Niko. I could not say no. Pick me up in next hour.
 
===Roman declines===
'''Roman''': Ah, Niko, I must please a lady later and will not be able to if I am drunk. You understand?
 
'''Roman''': Cousin, I cannot trust myself to drink right now. I will lose much money online if I do.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I cannot drink with you just now. I have to keep clear head for the cards.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry, cousin. I have hot date. No drinking for me.
 
''(Declining from recently drinking)''
 
'''Roman''': I cannot do it again, my poor liver is still paining me.
 
'''Roman''': My hangover is still not gone, cousin. I will not have this dog hair with you. Maybe later.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you are bad influence on me. I can no drink with you again right now.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry, cousin. Mallorie put a ban on me drinking after the last time.
 
===Canceling===
'''Niko''': Cousin, our drunkenness will have to wait. Something has happened.
 
'''Niko''': Sorry Roman, you may have to drink alone. I can no longer join you.
 
===Roman calls===
'''Roman''': Cousin, we should go out together. Open a bottle of vodka and drink it all like we did in Old Country.
 
'''Roman''': Let us go drinking.
 
'''Roman''': We should go and get drunk together.
 
'''Niko''': Okay man, we go drinking together. I pick you up in next hour.
 
'''Niko''': We will drink. Wait for me for one hour.
 
===Declining===
'''Niko''': Apologies, cousin, I can no drink with you now. I need to be in control.
 
'''Niko''': I am sorry cousin, but I must keep my senses sharp at the moment.
 
===Dialogue===
''(Comrade's bar)''
 
'''Roman''': Ahh, Comrades. We shall raise our glasses to the late Vlad while we're here.
 
'''Roman''': Shit, I hope to God that Vlad isn't here.
 
'''Roman''': Old Vlad's bar. We shall see if he can add our drinks to the rest of my debt.
 
'''Roman''': Fucking Vlad. I cannot help but think of that scumbag in that place.
 
'''Roman''': It is a shame we did not meet Vlad in there. I wanted to tell him what a good loanshark he is.
 
'''Roman''': I like that place, now that Vlad is gone I can really appreciate the atmosphere.
 
''(Drunk driving)''
 
'''Niko''': Driving in this state - not a good idea.
 
'''Niko''': I can barely walk or think, let alone drive.
 
'''Niko''': I don't feel so hot, I shouldn't get behind the wheel.
 
'''Niko''': I'm not exactly sober, I better not be driving.
 
'''Niko''': I'm not in position to make good decisions right now.
 
'''Niko''': I'm wasted. Maybe I better not drive.
 
'''Niko''': Oh boy, I definitely should be walking home.
 
'''Niko''': You, if you drink and drive, Niko, you're a bloody idiot.
 
''(Steinway Beer Garden)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, this is just the place. I hear it is filled with girls with low self esteem.
 
'''Roman''': We shall drink and remember the old days. I'll buy the first round. That's if I remember my wallet.
 
===Conversations===
====Conversation one====
'''Roman''': You see the way that man was looking at me? Did you see him?
 
'''Niko''': An ex-boyfriend?
 
'''Roman''': Fuck you. Fuck you, Niko Bellic. He was looking at me like he wanted to fight. Like he thought I was nobody. I'm a somebody. So what if I moved here. Everyone except the Native Americans are immigrants to this country and even they were meant to have walked here from Russia when the sea was frozen over.
 
'''Niko''': I didn't know that.
 
'''Roman''': Stick with me, cousin, and you'll learn a lot. About games of chance, about hard work and opportunity, about pleasuring women - you'll learn a hell of a lot. What did that scumbag think he was staring at? I'm a continental lager, he's just a domestic brew. Tastes like fucking piss. Everyone loves an imported and classy beverage. If I knew where he lived I'd go there and seduce his wife.
 
'''Niko''': She wouldn't be able to resist you, Roman.
 
'''Roman''': Not many women can, not many can...
 
====Conversation two====
'''Roman''': I'm sober. I had a lot to drink, but I'm straight sober.
 
'''Niko''': Sure.
 
'''Roman''': I am... listen, man... I'm seeing funny. I think I got spiked.
 
'''Niko''': What? What is spiked?
 
'''Roman''': I think someone put something in my drink. Evil people do it to women they wish to take advantage of.
 
'''Niko''': And which nice sailor in there do you think wanted to take advantage of you, pretty lady?
 
'''Roman''': Firstly, I wasn't in the fucking merchant navy. And secondly, cousin and friend, fuck you. And thirdly, people also do it if they want to steal your kidneys or your liver.
 
'''Niko''': Who would want your kidneys or liver? They must all be shot through by now.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck you, I'm an alpha male. I'm at the top of the tree...
 
'''Niko''': Like a fairy.
 
'''Roman''': Not that tree... the tree of life.
 
'''Niko''': Oh, that tree. Stop talking shit.
 
====Conversation three====
'''Roman''': Did you see those titties in there? I could have covered them with butter and syrup and had them for breakfast.
 
'''Niko''': What about Mallorie's titties? Don't you like them?
 
'''Roman''': Have you been balling Mallorie, cousin? How could you? She's the love of my life. The woman of my dreams. My own cousin is thinking about her firm sweet titties. You make me sick cousin, sick to the bone.
 
'''Niko''': You're drunk, Roman.
 
'''Roman''': That is no excuse for giving it to Mallorie, Niko. Just because I might not be able to perform right now doesn't mean you should step  into the ring for me. I'll be on fighting form again tomorrow morning.
 
'''Niko''': Lucky Mallorie.
 
'''Roman''': Since you have got to Liberty City I have shared everything with you, everything. But I won't share that, no I won't share that. I love you, Niko.
 
'''Niko''': I know you do, Roman.
 
====Conversation four====
'''Roman''': I'm drunk, cousin.
 
'''Niko''': You don't say? As usual, one smell of the alehouse and Roman Bellic is about to vomit!
 
'''Roman''': Piss off! I can hold the drink. I am a warrior. I am an animal. I am the beast. The beast.
 
'''Niko''': If you say so.
 
'''Roman''': A wild fucking animal. Ask any woman! Ask Mallorie!
 
'''Niko''': I did - she said you were like a wild animal... like a wild pig.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck you! You can't take me. I'm a maniac. I'm a beast. I eat! I sleep! I fuck! I drink!
 
'''Niko''': You vomit, you cry, you read self help books. You are all man, Roman!
 
====Conversation five====
'''Roman''': We need to get home, quick.
 
'''Niko''': Are you throwing up, Roman?
 
'''Roman''': I'll throw up on you if you give me any more lip, NB. No I need to place some bets. I'm feeling lucky.
 
'''Niko''': You're lucky to be conscious you drunk so much.
 
'''Roman''':  I have a good feeling in my gut. There is money to be won, Niko. Wonderful dollars to collect from stupid chumps who can't pick a winner from loser, a bad hand from a good one.
 
'''Niko''': If I was a betting man, Roman, which I'm not. I would bet against you in this state.
 
'''Roman''': Always the pessimist, cousin. Always hating on me. You will see. You will see.
 
'''Niko''': I'll see something.
 
==Eating==
===Niko calls===
'''Niko''': Hey cousin, want to sit down with me and eat something?
 
'''Niko''': How about we go eat something?
 
'''Niko''': Want to go grab some food?
 
'''Niko''': We should eat together like cousins?
 
'''Roman''': Good idea cousin, we eat together. I wait for you for one hour.
 
'''Roman''': I have a hunger, cousin. Come collect me in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': This is a good thing for family to do. Collect me in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': This will be a bonding experience. Get me in next hour.
 
===Roman declines===
'''Roman''': I am not hungry, cousin. Mallorie has just fed me her pollo y arroz.
 
'''Roman''': I have no hunger right now, cousin. Sorry.
 
'''Roman''': Maybe another time, cousin. I must lose weight for the ladies.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I try to get rid of this double chin. I cannot eat right now.
 
''(Declining from recently eating)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you are thin guy but you eat like fat man. I will not eat with you again so soon.
 
'''Roman''': No cousin, I think I got a bit of sickness from our last meal. I must rest for now.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry cousin, I am still full from last time. Maybe later.
 
'''Roman''': We just eat, cousin. You are binging. I shall not join you in this.
 
===Canceling===
'''Niko''': Cousin, you must dine alone. I can no longer join you.
 
'''Niko''': Roman. I can't eat with you. This may help you lose some weight.
 
===Roman calls===
'''Roman''': Cousin, we are family. We should be like family and eat together. How about it?
 
'''Roman''': We should eat together.
 
'''Niko''': Okay man, get ready. I will be with you in next hour.
 
'''Niko''': Sure, Roman. We eat together. I come get you in next hour.
 
===Declining===
'''Niko''': I don't want a full stomach for the stuff I have to do. Another time...
 
'''Niko''': Sorry, man. I'm not hungry. Maybe another time.
 
===Dialogue===
''(69th Street Diner, 60 Diner)''
 
'''Roman''': Ahh, is this where we eat, cousin? Let's do it.
 
'''Roman''': Okay cousin, let's have a meal here.
 
'''Roman''': I am no longer hungry, cousin. That was good.
 
'''Roman''': That served it's purpose cousin, my stomach is full.
 
''(Burger Shot)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I could suck a Bleeder Burger dry. This is my favorite.
 
'''Roman''': Nothing hits the spot like a Burger Shot, cousin. My fifth chin is all thanks to these guys.
 
'''Roman''': Those are the best burgers in Liberty City. I promise you this, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': What amazing burgers, I feel another chin growing on my face. Do you see it?
 
''(Cluckin' Bell)''
 
'''Roman''': Ok we can fill up with good American food. I'm in the mood for a hormone and chemical hit.
 
'''Roman''': We can get a quick bite here, cousin. Let's go.
 
'''Roman''': American fast-food. Just think we could have the exact same meal in the Old Country.
 
'''Roman''': That was quick, Niko. You would almost think you didn't want to sit down and converse with your cousin.
 
''(Mr. Fuk's Rice Box, Superstar Cafe, Pizza This)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you are treating your cousin right. This is very sweet of you.
 
'''Roman''': It was a great restaurant but do not expect me to sleep with you now, cousin. I am not one of your girlfriends.
 
==Pool==
===Niko calls===
'''Niko''': How about a game of pool?
 
'''Niko''': Why don't we shoot some pool?
 
'''Niko''': You wanna play some pool?
 
'''Niko''': I did like to play some pool with you.
 
'''Roman''': Two cousins playing pool, I like the sound of that. Pick me up in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': Sure, let's go shoot some pool. Pick me up in the next hour.
 
'''Roman''': You want to play pool with me, come pick me up in the next hour.
 
'''Roman''': Okay man, pool it is. Collect me in next hour.
 
===Roman declines===
'''Roman''': I don't like the pool so much right now. Maybe I play with you another time.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I have lost much money on pool recently. I can not play with you.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry, man. I got other things to do. Maybe in a while.
 
''(Declining from recently playing pool)''
 
'''Roman''': I can no play pool again so soon. Must spend time with Mallorie, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': If I spend all my time playing pool with you, there will be no moments to hook up with drunk girls. Later maybe.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you have the pool bug, no? I, not so much. Maybe in a while.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry, man. I can't play pool again right away. I'm neglecting my career as an online gambler.
 
===Canceling===
'''Niko''': Cousin, you will be shooting pool alone today. Do not place bets, okay?
 
'''Niko''': Sorry, Roman. I cannot play pool with you anymore. I have another plan.
 
===Roman calls===
'''Roman''': Cousin, how about we play some pool? Remember how we used to hustle those American soldiers back home when the war started?
 
'''Roman''': You wanna go shoot pool?
 
'''Roman''': You want to shoot some pool?
 
'''Niko''': Is a good idea, cousin. We shall play pool. I pick you up in next hour.
 
'''Niko''': Sure, cousin. We play some pool. I come get you in next hour.
 
===Declining===
'''Niko''': I can not play the pool at this minute. Another time, cousin.
 
'''Niko''': Sorry, cousin. I have no time to play pool right now.
 
===Dialogue===
'''Roman''': Even without a warmup you will be no match for me on the pool table.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you rack 'em up and I'll knock 'em in. Let's go.
 
'''Roman''': There is only one thing I'm better at than playing pool, Niko. And, as a man, you won't get to see me in action.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you are good with a pool cue. You can teach me about that while I teach you about women.
 
'''Roman''': There are better things to do on a pool table than play pool. I could show you the things I'd do to a bored housewife on one.
 
'''Roman''': I'm sorry for beating you cousin, but I'm the better player. That is it.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, when will you learn? Your cousin is better than you at pool. You are no match.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I don't like to stop things half way through. Ask any lady, I always satisfy.
 
'''Roman''': Niko. Were you afraid of playing out the game for fear that I would beat you? Do not be scared of defeat, cousin.
 
==Show==
===Niko calls===
'''Niko''': How about we go to see something?
 
'''Niko''': Let us go out to see something.
 
'''Niko''': Want to go to a show?
 
'''Niko''': You want to join me at the show?
 
'''Roman''': Good call, Niko. We go to show together. Come collect me in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': I like to see something. Collect me in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': Sure, cousin. I would like that. Pick me up in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': This is a good idea. I'd like to see a show with you, Niko. I wait for you for one hour.
 
===Roman declines===
'''Roman''': Can't do it, Niko. Must meet Mallorie's cousins. Another time.
 
'''Roman''': Can't see show, Niko. I lose much money and must win it back. Another time.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I cannot see nothing right now. I just enter online tournament.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I have hot date. Only thing I'm seeing is titties.
 
''(Declining from recently seeing a show)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko. I just see show with you. Mallorie will start to get jealous.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, we see all these shows so quickly, there will be nothing left to see. Later perhaps.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, we will get bored of these shows if we keep going. Maybe in a while.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry, cousin. I just see show with you. I can no go again.
 
===Canceling===
'''Niko''': Sorry, cousin. I cannot see the show with you no more. Hope that's cool.
 
'''Niko''': Hey, Roman. You mind if we catch the show on another night? I have something else to do.
 
===Roman calls===
'''Roman''': Cousin, you really want to experience America, you must see a show here. How about it?
 
'''Roman''': How about we go see a show?
 
'''Roman''': Let's go see a show.
 
'''Niko''': Alright man? We go see something. I should be with you in no more than one hour.
 
'''Niko''': Is good idea, Roman. I come to collect you in next hour.
 
===Declining===
'''Niko''': Cousin, I am in no mood to be entertained. Another time will be better... perhaps.
 
'''Niko''': Sorry, cousin. I have no time for shows.
 
===Dialogue===
''(Perestroika)''
 
'''Roman''': This is a good idea. It will remind us how lucky we are to have gotten out of the Old Country.
 
'''Roman''': Faustin's Club, eh? So this is where he hangs out when he's not shooting innocent men in their stomachs.
 
'''Roman''': You are taking me to Perestroika. I hope that Mr. Faustin gives you an employee discount?
 
''(Leaving early)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, why you so impatient? We could have stayed until the end.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, why you want to leave, cousin? We could have at least seen the end.
 
''(After seeing a show)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, that was fun. I was at a place belonging to Mikhail Faustin and I was not even shot.
 
'''Roman''': That would have been even more fun if I hadn't been fearing for my life. Your Russian gangster friends are scary.
 
'''Roman''': Those Russians are a strange group, no?
 
'''Roman''': You see, aren't you pleased you are not in Old Country where that is all that is on.
 
''(After Master and the Molotov)''
 
'''Roman''': You must have happy memories of your time here with the late Mr. Faustin. Isn't that right, cousin?
 
'''Roman''': It is a shame that Mr. Faustin your Russian gangster friend, is dead. The place is going to pot.
 
==Strip club==
===Niko calls===
'''Niko''': How about we check out some massive fake titties at a gentlemen's club?
 
'''Niko''': I want to go to a titty bar, how about you join me?
 
'''Niko''': You want to go see naked American girls with me?
 
'''Niko''': You want to go to a strip club?
 
'''Roman''': If I could only touch those girls, I would be in Heaven. Come get me in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': There is nothing your cousin loves more than titty, come get me in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': You are a good cousin, Niko. This is just what we should do. Collect me in next hour.
 
'''Roman''': You know I will dream of titties for many nights after this? Come collect me in next hour.
 
===Roman declines===
'''Roman''': I do not think I would be able to resist groping girls, Niko. Maybe when I am less horny.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I could cry. I have already said I see Mallorie. Next time.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you are like devil sitting on my shoulder. I must resist this time. Sorry.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry, Niko. I cannot trust myself around these naked girls right now. Maybe another time.
 
''(Declining from recently visiting a strip club)''
 
'''Roman''': Cousin, Mallorie will start to get suspicious if we keep going. Maybe in a while.
 
'''Roman''': I do not think I will be able to enjoy a normal breast if I see silicon again so soon. Maybe in a while.
 
'''Roman''': No can do it again, Niko. Mallorie shall kick my ass if she finds out.
 
'''Roman''': These places make me too horny. I cannot go again so soon.
 
===Canceling===
'''Niko''': Roman, I cannot go look at titties with you. I have to do something else.
 
'''Niko''': Sorry, cousin. I cannot join you at the tittie bar. You can still go by yourself though.
 
===Roman calls===
'''Roman''': Let us go to a stripclub together.
 
'''Roman''': Is about time I show you some fine American silicon filled titties. You want to come to strip club with me?
 
'''Roman''': We are gentle men, we should go to a gentlemen's club together.
 
'''Niko''': Strip club sounds good, I pick you up in next hour.
 
'''Niko''': Sure man, I could do with going to strip club. I come get you in next hour.
 
===Declining===
'''Niko''': I am too busy for the strippers. Another time, cousin.
 
'''Niko''': Sorry, Roman. I have no time for these women.
 
===Dialogue===
''(Arriving at a strip club)''
 
'''Roman''': Oh cousin, I salivate at the thought of all the naked flesh in there. Let's go.
 
'''Roman''': Titties, titties, titties. Let me at them, cousin. Unleash me.
 
''(Leaving the strip club)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I love that place. Is hard to believe but man cannot live on titties alone.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, we have left now but those titties will inhabit my dreams for many nights to come.
 
''(Leaving early)''
 
'''Roman''': I worry for you, cousin. How could any red blooded male want to leave all those lovely titties so soon?
 
'''Roman''': Niko, how could you want to leave so early. You haven't been hanging out at Hercules Nightclub or something have you?
 
==Standing Roman up==
Niko, what's going on? Why'd you stand me up? Drug dealing and killing more important than spending time with family? Rom
 
==Text messages==
''(Not contacting Roman for a while)''
 
Stay in touch, Cousin. I feel as though we are drifting apart. Rom
 
''(Taxi service)''
 
What's the point in owning a car service if you can't give family free rides, call me if you want me to send a driver. Rom
 
''(Abandoning Roman)''
 
Why did you leave me behind, Cuz? That's not cool. You cut out on me like I was a one night stand. Rom
 
''(Declining to pick Roman up from the hospital)''
 
NB, ended up taking the bus back from the hospital. Met this Danish backpacker who just arrived in the city. I took her back to her hotel and showed her a side of Liberty City she's not going to forget. Rom
 
''(Not picking Roman up from the hospital)''
 
Got one of the drivers to pick me up from hospital when you didn't show. I think he might get more action than me and Brucie combined. Man is a legend. Rom
 
==Hospital==
'''Roman''': Cousin, I'm getting out of hospital. You couldn't pick me up could you?
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I'm being discharged from the hospital. Would you mind picking me up?
 
===Accepting===
'''Niko''': I can do that for my cousin, I shouldn't take longer than an hour to get there.
 
'''Niko''': Sure Roman, I'll come and get you in the next hour.
 
'''Roman''': Thanks, Niko. See you then.
 
'''Roman''': You are a life saver, cousin. I'll see you soon.
 
===Declining===
'''Niko''': I am sorry cousin, but I have no time. I'll see you soon though.
 
'''Niko''': Sorry, Roman. I can't do it right now. Can't you get Mallorie to do it?
 
'''Roman''': Alright then, I might get cab or something.
 
'''Roman''': Okay cousin, if you have no time you have no time.
 
===Dialogue===
''(Arriving)''
 
'''Roman''': Thank you for picking me up, cousin. Will you take me home?
 
'''Roman''': You are a good cousin. Thank you for collecting me. I need to go home now.
 
''(Arriving on foot)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, get your invalid cousin a car. He cannot walk in this state.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I am too sick to walk. Please get me a car.
 
''(Taking Roman home)''
 
'''Roman''': Thanks for the ride, Niko. Call me soon, yes.
 
'''Roman''': You are kind for giving me a lift, Niko. Call your sick cousin soon, okay?
 
==Car Service==
''(Phone call)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, as you are my cousin I want you to use family business how you like. Any time you want cab, you call me.
 
'''Niko''': Thank you, cousin. That could be very useful in this city.
 
''(Calling for a cab)''
 
'''Niko''': Hey Roman, you couldn't send a cab for a cousin in need could you?
 
'''Niko''': Roman, is your cousin. Any chance of getting a cab?
 
'''Niko''': Roman, it's Niko. I need a cab.
 
'''Niko''': Roman, my cousin, I'd really like a cab if you could send one to me.
 
'''Roman''': Anything for you, NB. It should be there soon.
 
'''Roman''': Wait right there, NB. I'm dispatching one now.
 
'''Roman''': You are my cousin, Niko. How can I refuse? There is a cab on its way.
 
'''Roman''': You need walk no longer. There's a cab coming to you.
 
''(No cabs available)''
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I am sorry but nothing is available. You must call back another time.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry cousin, but I don't have no cabs right now. You must call again later.
 
==Post mission phone calls==
===Concrete Jungle===
'''Niko''': Roman, how's it going?
 
'''Roman''': You know, cousin, things have been looking up since you got here.
 
'''Niko''': If things are looking up now, I hate to think what they were like before I arrived.
 
'''Roman''': I hear you are working with Little Jacob. He's a good man, Niko, a good man.
 
'''Niko''': I can't tell what he is saying most of the time, but I like him.
 
'''Roman''': That is your bad English, Niko. Once you  have been in America for longer you will understand him perfectly.
 
'''Niko''': Sure I will, Roman. Later on.
 
===The Puerto Rican Connection===
'''Niko''': Roman?
 
'''Roman''': NB? What's up?
 
'''Niko''': I don't know, this and that. I've been hanging out with Little Jacob.
 
'''Roman''': You two are friends now? That is great. I thought you'd get along.
 
'''Niko''': Is that because we're both violent criminals, cousin?
 
'''Roman''': No, it's because you both get along with me. You're more than just a violent criminal to me, cousin. You're a human being. Speak to you soon.
 
===Museum Piece===
'''Roman''': Niko, there you are, Tell me what's happening in the exciting world of the gun for a hire? Who's paying the bills at the moment?
 
'''Niko''': At the moment, it's the Mafia.
 
'''Roman''': Shit, Niko, you're involved with one of the five families?
 
'''Niko''': Not quite. I'm working for a family out of Alderney called the Pegorinos. This guy called Ray Boccino has had me working with this guy from the Lost biker gang called Johnny. Running around after these diamonds he stole. It's been a fucking hassle and all for nothing.
 
'''Roman''': The Lost? Those guys are meant to be really dangerous, cousin. I heard there was a war or something on between the Lost and the Angels of Death. You don't want to get caught up in that shit. Take your cut of the diamonds and get out of there.
 
'''Niko''': There is no cut of the diamonds, the ice got jacked when we tried to sell them. This Dominican looking guy shot the place up.
 
'''Roman''': My heart goes out to you, cousin. I'll talk to you soon.
 
===The Holland Play===
====Killing Dwayne====
'''Niko''': Cousin, how are you?
 
'''Roman''': All the better for hearing your voice, NB. You seem down. Are you okay?
 
'''Niko''': Not really, I got caught up in an argument between a drug dealer and his drug dealing mentor. I had to choose who'd win the argument
and I chose the young guy - Playboy X is his name. Now he's paid me off and is treating me like an asshole.
 
'''Roman''': So he's treating you like a rich asshole. Who cares? Enjoy yourself. Spend the money on a clean hotel and a dirty college girl.
Call me if you want to hang out afterwards, cousin.
 
====Killing Playboy====
'''Niko''': Hey Roman.
 
'''Roman''': Hello, Niko. How's it going, killed anyone recently?
 
'''Niko''': Now that you mention it...
 
'''Roman''': Shit NB, I was joking. Who was it this time.
 
'''Niko''': This drug dealer, Playboy X. He tried to get me to get rid of a friend of his for him but, uh, I liked the friend better.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, shit, I hope this guy is paying you good for saving his ass.
 
'''Niko''': He just got out of prison and he hasn't got much but... I made the right decision.
 
'''Roman''': Good, NB. I'll talk to you later on.
 
===Waste Not Want Knots===
'''Roman''': That's my cousin, Niko.
 
'''Niko''': Yes it is, Roman. You're right.
 
'''Roman''': So, what's happening in your world at the moment? Met anybody interesting recently?
 
'''Niko''': Other than the community leader and drug dealer that Mallorie introduced me to.. neither of whom are doing too good no more, yeah, I guess I have met some interesting people.
 
'''Roman''': Please tell me you are talking about twins and bleached blond hair and D-cup titties. You're a wile man, NB.
 
'''Niko''': I'm afraid I haven't meet these women of your dreams, Roman. No, was I referring to a Deputy Police Commissioner called Francis McReary, an Irish hood called Packie, an African American drug dealer who calls himself Playboy X, some outlaw bike guy named Johnny, and a doctor who buys dead bodies so he can sell the organs. If you're losing money at the tables you might be able to sell some body parts to him for a quick buck.
 
'''Roman''': How much does a kidney go for nowadays? I'm kidding, NB, kidding. Sounds like you are having a crazy time. Talk to you soon.
 
===Three Leaf Clover===
'''Niko''': Roman, how's it going?
 
'''Roman''': Have you seen this bank heist on the news, NB? That's some crazy shit. I bet you wish you'd pulled off a job like that..
 
'''Niko''': Who says I didn't.
 
'''Roman''': You're shitting me, NB. No fucking way! Who'd you do it with?
 
'''Niko''': This fucked up Irish family, well some of them. There are four brothers: two are gangsters, one's a cop and the other is a heroin addict ex-freedom fighter.
Then there's a sister..
 
'''Roman''': A sister? That sounds more my speed than these crazy brothers. I can tell from your voice that you like her, Cousin. Are you two doing it?
 
'''Niko''': I've got to go, Roman. I'll talk to you soon.
 
===Truck Hustle===
'''Roman:''' Hello there. Behaving yourself are you, NB?
 
'''Niko:''' Always, Roman. As much as I can at least when I'm doing the bidding of these Alderney gangsters.
 
'''Roman:''' What're they like, NB? The gangsters?
 
'''Niko:''' I've been working for this guy, Phil Bell, at the moment. He's better than Ray Boccino. Paranoid about wire taps and helicopters but he seems legitimate.
 
'''Roman:''' He should be paranoid. The Feds are after organized crime in a big way. Stay disorganized would be my advice, Niko. Don't let them get you for racketeering.
 
'''Niko:''' I need to work with these guys. Hopefully they'll be able to find Darko Brevic for me. I can't think who else would. Speak to you soon, cousin.
 
===I'll Take Her===
'''Roman:''' Cousin, how it going?
 
'''Niko:''' Roman, can I ask you a question?
 
'''Roman:''' I thought this time would come, Niko, but, to be honest, I don't know how I'm so successful with the ladies. They just love me.
 
'''Niko:''' That wasn't what I wanted to ask you, I wanted to know what it was like to be kidnapped. Were you an asshole to the people who took you or did you behave yourself?
 
'''Roman:''' I did everything they said except for give you up, cousin. I was scared shitless.
 
'''Niko:''' That's what I thought. I've had to kidnap this girl and she's a fucking nightmare.
 
'''Roman:''' Shame on you, Niko Bellic. You should know better than this. Who is she? Who'd you take her for?
 
'''Niko:''' I'm working with that Irish family. She's some mobster's daughter - Gracie Ancelotti.
 
'''Roman:''' Niko, shit. You're fucking with the mob. The Ancelottis are one of the Five old families. I don't know nothing about this. Give her back as soon as you can. I've got to go, Niko.
 
===Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend===
'''Niko:''' Hey Roman. You ever wonder if things are just coincidence or if everything is all planned?
 
'''Roman:''' You mean like when you sleep with two girls on one night and they turn out to be mother and daughter?
 
'''Niko:''' I mean like this Dominican looking guy shot up a deal I was trying to make. Then, I've kidnapped this girl and we're handing her over for these same diamonds and this Dominican looking guy is there again.
 
'''Roman:''' So, he steals the diamonds at the deal and then has to give them back for the girl. What's the big deal? It's not as much of a coincidence as the mother and daughter.
 
'''Niko:''' Thanks, for putting things in perspective, Roman. Later on.
 
===Pegorino's Pride===
'''Roman:''' Niko, my cousin. Give me some tales of the Liberty City underworld. I'm curious.
 
'''Niko:''' Maybe, if you give me tales of a womanizing, gambling addict.
 
'''Roman:''' That's a low blow, NB. Seriously what're you up to at the moment.
 
'''Niko:''' I've been working for Jimmy Pegorino, the head of that Alderney guido family.
 
'''Roman:''' Yeah, the head of the family. Is he a big time gangster like in the movies then?
 
'''Niko:''' Wants to be. Keeps talking about being powerful, about getting on the Commission with the five big families. I just hope he's got enough power to be able to find Darko Brevic for me.
 
'''Roman:''' I hope you will be able to relax when you do finally find him, Niko. Speak soon.
 
===Entourage===
'''Niko:''' Roman, how are you?
 
'''Roman:''' Fantastic cousin. Mallorie is going to make me the happiest groom on earth. How are you?
 
'''Niko:''' Good, I feel like I am getting close. I have been working for Jon Gravelli.
 
'''Roman:''' Jon Gravelli? The head of the Gambetti crime family. Shit, Niko. This man is very dangerous.
 
'''Niko:''' This man is nearly dead, cousin. He knows the government agent that Michelle formed me to work for. They say they will give me Darko. You don't know how long I have waited for this, Roman. It is nearly over.
 
'''Roman:''' Don't get ahead of yourself, Niko. Be careful around these men. Talk to you soon.
 
===Pest Control===
'''Niko:''' Roman, good to speak to you. I need to talk to a friend.
 
'''Roman:''' Why, what's wrong.
 
'''Niko:''' I think it's my conscience. I don't know
 
'''Roman:''' Your conscience? Have kill too many people, Niko?
 
'''Niko:''' Perhaps. That man who I worked for, Ray Boccino. I was asked to kill and him and I did. He was a cockroach - a pest. But I don't know how long I can keep dealing in death.
 
'''Roman:''' It must be difficult, Niko. Maybe there is another path to take. A less violent one. I'll speak to you seen, okay?
 
==Unscripted dialogue==
===Roman Drunk===
'''Roman''': Come on, man!
 
'''Roman''': Look, brilliant. He's burning.
 
'''Roman''': Cousin, I need a hand, man. Shit.
 
'''Roman''': Hold up, man.
 
'''Roman''': Damn, get us out of here!
 
'''Roman''': Whatever, let's listen to some music.
 
'''Roman''': I ain't doing so good.
 
'''Roman''': What's your problem?
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I love you. Give me a hand.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, man, I'm spinning.
 
'''Roman''': I ain't scared of these dicks, Niko.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck those bitches.
 
'''Roman''': Can we just chill out and enjoy some music?
 
'''Roman''': Shit, we better get out of here!
 
'''Roman''': They're idiots. Fuck 'em.
 
'''Roman''': You dick.
 
'''Roman''': Hey, get in.
 
'''Roman''': Get us a vehicle.
 
'''Roman''': Not cool.
 
'''Roman''': Wait!
 
'''Roman''': Niko!
 
'''Roman''': Niko, man. The Earth is moving.
 
'''Roman''': Kind of wanted to beat those pigs up.
 
'''Roman''': You better drive. I'm seeing six of you.
 
'''Roman''': Did you just shoot me?
 
'''Roman''': Where'd those pigs gone?
 
'''Roman''': Dick!
 
'''Roman''': Niko, why are you spinning? Shit, help.
 
'''Roman''': We need something to drive, genius.
 
'''Roman''': We going to need a vehicle.
 
'''Roman''': What the hell are you doing?
 
'''Roman''': Get off it, dick.
 
'''Roman''': Turn that shit off a minute.
 
'''Roman''': You better drive. I'm trying not to piss myself.
 
'''Roman''': Get in.
 
'''Roman''': Cool, fire.
 
'''Roman''': Damn!
 
'''Roman''': Oh, man.
'''Roman''': Excuse me.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry.
 
'''Roman''': Look out! I'm really wasted.
 
'''Roman''': Shitty fuck.
 
'''Roman''': What happened?
 
'''Roman''': Oh, was there an earthquake?
 
'''Roman''': Man, stop that, I'm going to puke.
 
'''Roman''': Fcuking chill, man. Fuck.
 
'''Roman''': Great!
 
'''Roman''': Man, this is fast. I can feel the puke!
 
'''Roman''': Wow, now I'm really spinning.
 
'''Roman''': What the fuck is going on?
 
'''Roman''': Idiot!
 
'''Roman''': He deserved it.
 
'''Roman''': You flattened him! Good going.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck everyone.
 
'''Roman''': I love you, cousin!
 
'''Roman''': Fuck everyone!
 
'''Roman''': You drive like a bitch.
 
'''Roman''': Come on, cousin. Hit the gas.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, pigs!
 
'''Roman''': Niko, it's the pigs!
 
'''Roman''': Idiot!
 
'''Roman''': Maniac!
 
'''Roman''': He nearly killed me.
 
'''Roman''': You drive like you're drunk.
 
'''Roman''': Get out of here.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck you ???
 
'''Roman''': Give me that back, asswipe.
 
'''Roman''': Shit.
 
'''Roman''': What is going on now?
 
'''Roman''': Thank you.
 
===Roman Normal 1===
'''Roman''': Fuck, fuck, fuck!
 
'''Roman''': Cool.
 
'''Roman''': Hey.
 
'''Roman''': Now for something really special.
 
'''Roman''': Hello.
 
'''Roman''': Christ, pull over!
 
'''Roman''': Hi there.
 
'''Roman''': Stop showing off, it's unbecoming.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, man. Come on, come on!
 
'''Roman''': You are so lucky.
 
'''Roman''': One-forty? Great.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I'm not feeling good about this one.
 
'''Roman''': Watch this.
 
'''Roman''': My ball is broken.
'''Roman''': You always were the uncoordinated cousin.
 
'''Roman''': This is like archery for idiots. And archery is for idiots.
 
'''Roman''': You always were good at shitty things.
 
'''Roman''': Let's see if I still got it.
 
'''Roman''': Damn!
 
'''Roman''': Who's the man!
 
'''Roman''': You are taking me to Perestroika. I hope that Mr. Faustin gives you an employee discount?
 
'''Roman''': Yes!
 
'''Roman''': Loser.
 
'''Roman''': Roman Bellic in the house!
 
'''Roman''': Remember Mila Tadic? She knew you were a loser.
 
'''Roman''': Do I look like I care?
 
'''Roman''': Darts? Uhh, boring.
 
'''Roman''': No pressure. Try not to mess this up.
 
'''Roman''': You've seen it before, you'll see it again. Roman Bellic, world class!
 
'''Roman''': You're kidding me, you lucky bastard!
 
'''Roman''': Come on, Niko. Don't embarrass the faimly again.
 
'''Roman''': Unlucky.
 
'''Roman''': Let's play best of three.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, remember Mila Tadic? I fucked her.
 
'''Roman''': You always sucked at darts.
 
'''Roman''': Even I wanted you to win.
 
'''Roman''': You know family rules, best of three.
 
'''Roman''': Not again.
 
'''Roman''': Darts is for girls.
 
'''Roman''': A terrible tragedy. You fucked up again!
 
'''Roman''': This place?
 
'''Roman''': Wrong way, you dick.
 
'''Roman''': Unlucky, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': I'm a master bowler, Niko. Remember that.
 
'''Roman''': What a surprise. Perfection!
 
'''Roman''': Nice one, Niko.
 
'''Roman''': You dick!
 
'''Roman''': Unlucky, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Watch and learn, little bitch.
 
'''Roman''': You lost, bitch.
 
'''Roman''': No pressure! No pressure.
 
'''Roman''': You won. Amazing.
 
'''Roman''': I'm losing the will to live here.
 
'''Roman''': What is wrong with you?
 
'''Roman''': Sure.
 
'''Roman''': Unlucky, bitch.
 
'''Roman''': Watch this, my cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Whatever, you suck balls.
 
'''Roman''': What is wrong with me?
 
'''Roman''': Niko, man. I don't want to be a prison bitch.
 
'''Roman''': I always was the man with the arrows.
 
'''Roman''': This game sucks.
 
'''Roman''': Cousin, best of three.
 
'''Roman''': Alpha male in the house!
 
'''Roman''': Nearly perfect.
 
'''Roman''': Don't mess this up, now.
 
'''Roman''': ''Cough''
 
'''Roman''': Come on, man!
 
'''Roman''': Watch and learn.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I don't want to have to toss salad, man.
 
'''Roman''': You always were good handling big balls.
 
'''Roman''': You see that, you see that?!
 
'''Roman''': You're ridiculous.
 
'''Roman''': Ah!
 
'''Roman''': Time to rewrite bowling history.
 
'''Roman''': Shit!
 
'''Roman''': Why did you join the merchant navy? Something you're not telling me?
 
'''Roman''': We don't want to get caught, man.
 
'''Roman''': Uh.
 
'''Roman''': There's one for the highlight reels!
 
'''Roman''': Look at that.
 
'''Roman''': You think you're ready for me?
 
'''Roman''': Yes.
 
'''Roman''': Okay, this is getting annoying.
 
'''Roman''': Mila Tadic - remember her? She loved me, not you.
 
'''Roman''': Wake me up.
 
'''Roman''': That's a real tragedy.
 
'''Roman''': Nice!
 
'''Roman''': Bitch.
 
'''Roman''': Who's the man!
 
'''Roman''': Have you been taking drugs, cousin?
 
'''Roman''': I could have gone pro at darts.
 
'''Roman''': Up steps the big man, the superstar, Roman Bellic!
 
'''Roman''': One-eighty, brilliant!
 
'''Roman''': Well played, lucky shit.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, so close to one-eighty.
 
'''Roman''': Genius again from Roman Bellic!
 
'''Roman''': Niko, cousin, please!
 
'''Roman''': Watch. Genius at work.
 
'''Roman''': This is kind of boring me to death.
 
'''Roman''': At least I'm no inbred.
 
'''Roman''': At least you came second.
 
'''Roman''': Who wants to be good at darts?
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you're a bitch!
 
'''Roman''': Oh.
 
'''Roman''': That's my cousin, ladies and gentlemen.
 
'''Roman''': That's why they pay me the big bucks.
 
'''Roman''': Can we do something else?
 
'''Roman''': My cousin, the loser. Ladies and gentlemen, he lost!
 
'''Roman''': Huh.
 
'''Roman''': You did well. Next time, I'll play with my eyes open.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck, it's going to explode!
 
'''Roman''': Who's the daddy now, bitch?
 
'''Roman''': Lucky bastard, three-hundred!
 
'''Roman''': Lucky.
 
'''Roman''': Unlucky.
 
'''Roman''': Come on, get out of here, it's going to blow!
 
'''Roman''': Oh, man.
 
'''Roman''': Amazing.
 
'''Roman''': Nice one, Niko.
 
'''Roman''': Best of three?
 
'''Roman''': Oh, no, my heart bleeds!
 
'''Roman''': You always had the luck, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Well done.
 
'''Roman''': Time for some magic.
 
'''Roman''': You're gonna mess this up!
 
'''Roman''': So, we play best of three?
 
'''Roman''': You always were good at aiming arrows, Niko.
 
'''Roman''': I'm world class at this.
 
'''Roman''': If it first you don't succeed...
 
'''Roman''': Screw you.
 
'''Roman''': No, thank you.
 
'''Roman''': Can you stop doing that?
 
'''Roman''': Unlucky bitch!
 
'''Roman''': Next time, I will try to win.
 
'''Roman''': One-forty? Wow.
 
'''Roman''': Three-hundred! You always were good at stupid sports.
 
'''Roman''': We going strong here.
 
'''Roman''': No.
 
'''Roman''': ''Cough''
 
'''Roman''': I knew you were a joker!
 
'''Roman''': Your part of the family was always bad at games.
 
'''Roman''': Next time, I'll play with my eyes open.
 
'''Roman''': A turkey? Fuck me!
 
'''Roman''': A spare? Not bad.
 
'''Roman''': Well done. Nearly top score.
 
'''Roman''': Watch this.
'''Roman''': Three-hundred! I cannot believe it, man.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck your mother.
 
'''Roman''': Get us out of here!
 
'''Roman''': Uh!
 
'''Roman''': Look at that!
 
'''Roman''': All gone at last.
 
'''Roman''': Caution, genius at work.
 
'''Roman''': You know what they make you do in prison in this country? Toss salad!
 
'''Roman''': You look inbred.
 
'''Roman''': Next time, I will play properly. Stop patronizing you.
 
'''Roman''': Get us the hell out of here!
 
'''Roman''': Three strikes?!
 
'''Roman''': I don't believe this.
 
'''Roman''': ''Cough''
 
'''Roman''': It's going to blow!
 
'''Roman''': Ahh!
 
'''Roman''': Shit!
 
'''Roman''': Ah, shitty fucking luck!
 
'''Roman''': Damn!
 
'''Roman''': Excuse me.
 
'''Roman''': I'm sorry.
 
'''Roman''': My bad.
 
'''Roman''': Careful.
 
'''Roman''': Look out.
 
'''Roman''': My bad.
 
'''Roman''': Jesus!
 
'''Roman''': You inbred!
 
'''Roman''': Fool!
 
'''Roman''': Fuck you!
 
'''Roman''': Jesus!
 
'''Roman''': Damn!
 
'''Roman''': Damn you!
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you are still crazy driver, man. I like it!
 
'''Roman''': Yeah, baby!
 
'''Roman''': Drive it, man!
 
'''Roman''': Come on, man!
 
'''Roman''': The Bellic Boys, taking over your town, assholes!
 
'''Roman''': Come on, man, faster!
 
'''Roman''': Brilliant.
 
'''Roman''': Excellent.
 
'''Roman''': You always were an idiot.
 
'''Roman''': What next, genius?
 
'''Roman''': You are something else, Niko Bellic.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, not good!
 
'''Roman''': Niko!
 
'''Roman''': Stop doing that!
 
'''Roman''': You hit them!
 
'''Roman''': What are you doing?
 
'''Roman''': Stop being some Balkan maniac and grow up.
 
'''Roman''': You're driving like a prick.
 
'''Roman''': What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
'''Roman''': Shit!
 
'''Roman''': You psychotic lunatic!
 
'''Niko''': You always were crazy!
 
'''Niko''': What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
'''Niko''': You should have stayed at home, man.
 
'''Niko''': You drive like a wimp.
 
'''Niko''': Niko, hit the other pedal, the gas.
 
'''Niko''': What are you waiting for, communism?
 
'''Niko''': Come on, man. Drive.
 
'''Niko''': The American Dream isn't about falling asleep, cousin.
 
'''Niko''': Oh, cops!
 
'''Niko''': You see the cops?
 
'''Niko''': We got company, cousin.
 
'''Niko''': Shit, the cops!
 
'''Niko''': You see the city's finest?
 
'''Niko''': There! Oh, the cops!
 
'''Niko''': Fuck you!
 
'''Niko''': You missed, dickwad.
 
'''Niko''': Fuck your mother.
 
'''Niko''': Screw you.
 
'''Niko''': I'm fat and you still missed us all.
 
'''Niko''': Damn!
 
'''Niko''': Damn you!
 
'''Niko''': This is crap. You can't drive!
 
'''Niko''': Shit!
 
'''Niko''': Fuck it.
 
'''Niko''': Damn.
 
===Roman Normal 2===
'''Roman''': I am interested in your mind, not your fake breasts, baby.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, man, fuck this shit!
 
'''Roman''': Your luck will end soon.
 
'''Roman''': What is this?
 
'''Roman''': You really think you stand a chance?
 
'''Roman''': Go on, Niko, you break.
 
'''Roman''': Hurry up.
 
'''Roman''': You're fucking your life up, friend.
 
'''Roman''': No rush, Niko. Honestly, I've got nothing better to do.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, what are you doing?!
 
'''Roman''': Wait up!
 
'''Roman''': Can't we talk like gentlemen?
 
'''Roman''': Want another game?
 
'''Roman''': This radio station? Seriously, cousin? Off the hook.
 
'''Roman''': Please, I don't want to die!
 
'''Roman''': Stick to shooting people, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': You missed!
 
'''Roman''': This game is the bomb, man.
 
'''Roman''': What the hell is this?
 
'''Roman''': Can't we talk?
 
'''Roman''': Get us out of here!
 
'''Roman''': Man, this music rocks. I love this station.
 
'''Roman''': Pool is a game for lucky idiots.
 
'''Roman''': You never were any good at pool.
 
'''Roman''': Can I turn that off for a minute?
 
'''Roman''': Unlucky.
 
'''Roman''': Well played.
 
'''Roman''': A strip club? Why didn't you say?
 
'''Roman''': This, this is genius.
 
'''Roman''': You didn't mean that.
 
'''Roman''': You shot me, you asshole!
 
'''Roman''': Whoops.
 
'''Roman''': You lucky shit.
 
'''Roman''': Sure.
 
'''Roman''': Anyway, let's put the radio on.
 
'''Roman''': Lucky.
 
'''Roman''': You did well.
 
'''Roman''': For the first time ever, Niko Bellic mishandles a strange ball.
 
'''Roman''': I'll break.
 
'''Roman''': Well, I think we both know that's a big fucking mistake.
 
'''Roman''': My break.
 
'''Roman''': Let's do this.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, what kind of idiot would make a game like this?
 
'''Roman''': This is the life!
 
'''Roman''': Hey, wait!
 
'''Roman''': You're a bitch.
 
'''Roman''': Let's meet some women that mothers would not be proud of.
 
'''Roman''': Come on, Niko.
 
'''Roman''': This game was made my sick weirdos and shit.
 
'''Roman''': You loser.
 
'''Roman''': Bad luck, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': What a surprise, class won out in the end.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, I can't believe this shit!
 
'''Roman''': Well played, Niko.
 
'''Roman''': You are so lucky.
 
'''Roman''': Same old story: you're a loser.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, well, we both always knew you sucked!
 
'''Roman''': Get your hands off of me!
 
'''Roman''': This game is fucking boring.
 
'''Roman''': Yes, ladies, I am a VIP!
 
'''Roman''': Come on, get in.
 
'''Roman''': I love this shit!
 
'''Roman''': Let me break.
 
'''Roman''': In the car, come on.
 
'''Roman''': That was a fluke.
 
'''Roman''': That's got to hurt.
 
'''Roman''': One more?
 
'''Roman''': What's your problem?
 
'''Roman''': You lucky, fresh off the boat fuck.
 
'''Roman''': I love the music on this station.
 
'''Roman''': Loser.
 
'''Roman''': Don't choke.
 
'''Roman''': Can we just listen to some music?
 
'''Roman''': What do you expect?
 
'''Roman''': Let's listen to the radio.
 
'''Roman''': Who wants a reading of poetry? No one? Who wants to ??? on my lap?
 
'''Roman''': Come on, please!
 
'''Roman''': Hit it!
 
'''Roman''': Can we do something else?
 
'''Roman''': I am kind of talked out with you, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': This game was made by idiots.
 
'''Roman''': This time let's just chill out with some music.
 
'''Roman''': Let's go!
 
'''Roman''': Well played.
 
'''Roman''': Get in the car.
 
'''Roman''': We need a car or something.
 
'''Roman''': Come on, baby!
 
'''Roman''': Why does this happen to me?
 
'''Roman''': This game is purely about luck.
 
'''Roman''': You're not very good at that.
 
'''Roman''': Niko!
 
'''Roman''': Can I put some music on?
 
'''Roman''': Hey, Niko!
 
'''Roman''': This is some really dull shit.
 
'''Roman''': You missed, you dick.
 
'''Roman''': Now try to do it again.
 
'''Roman''': Next time I will try and win.
 
'''Roman''': You always were good with a joystick.
 
'''Roman''': Well played.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, man, wait!
 
'''Roman''': For a loser, this is a remarkable run of good luck.
 
'''Roman''': Ladies, daddy's here!
 
'''Roman''': My turn to break.
 
'''Roman''': Well done, dork.
 
'''Roman''': You dick!
 
'''Roman''': As soon as I start to enjoy myself you want to go? Fuck no.
 
'''Roman''': This is te station I want.
 
'''Roman''': Think I'm going to shoot myself.
 
'''Roman''': Okay, bitch, time to get schooled.
 
'''Roman''': Come on, drive!
 
'''Roman''': What a surprise.
 
'''Roman''': Time for some fun.
 
'''Roman''': Loser.
 
'''Roman''': Wake me up when you're done.
 
'''Roman''': Unlucky.
 
'''Roman''': You want women, huh?
 
'''Roman''': Well done, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': I'm losing my mind here.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you drive.
 
'''Roman''': You lost.
 
'''Roman''': You drive.
 
'''Roman''': Time for some classy American entertainment.
 
'''Roman''': That's a foul.
 
'''Roman''': Hey, get in, quick.
 
'''Roman''': Lucky shit.
 
'''Roman''': Cousin, you the man.
 
'''Roman''': In your own time.
 
'''Roman''': Can we talk seriously for a minute?
 
'''Roman''': I love this country!
 
'''Roman''': Sit down, loser.
 
'''Roman''': Fluke!
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I loved Mila Tadic and she loved me!
 
'''Roman''': Okay, man.
 
'''Roman''': You always were good at putting balls in holes, Niko.
 
'''Roman''': Get us out of here, cousin!
 
'''Roman''': I love this game!
 
'''Roman''': Let's do this, cousin!
 
'''Roman''': Strip club? Niko, you feeling lonely?
 
'''Roman''': I love this station!
 
'''Roman''': This is rubbish.
 
'''Roman''': Hey, man, you better drive.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, I think one of them likes me.
 
'''Roman''': Next time, I will play properly.
 
'''Roman''': Okay, man. I think I've had enough of this bullshit as well.
 
'''Roman''': Sorry, Niko, this won't be good for you ego.
 
'''Roman''': Let's play again.
 
'''Roman''': What's your problem?
 
'''Roman''': Thank you, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Get us a car.
 
'''Roman''': Surprise.
 
'''Roman''': Unlucky, cousin. Not the game for you.
 
'''Roman''': This is fun.
 
'''Roman''': Jesus, you psycho, behave!
 
'''Roman''': We need a vehicle.
 
'''Roman''': Cool, I've seen enough tits for one day.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, you gonna drive?
 
'''Roman''': I'm trying to unwind here, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': I've had enough of this!
 
'''Roman''': You break. It will be the only time you go near the table.
 
'''Roman''': Come on, baby!
 
'''Roman''': What are you doing?
 
'''Roman''': Now I know you're not gay. Joking, come on!
 
'''Roman''': Not now, I'm just getting into it.
 
'''Roman''': You're a genius.
 
'''Roman''': You're so fucking lucky.
 
'''Roman''': Have fun, cousin.
 
'''Roman''': Unlucky, dickhead.
 
'''Roman''': You should stick to what you know best: shooting people.
 
'''Roman''': So, there you go... let's listen to some music.
 
'''Roman''': Cool, let's go.
 
'''Roman''': Let me talk for a second.
 
'''Roman''': Are those lips real? Real collagen. Great.
 
'''Roman''': Now we need transport.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, that's a tragedy.
 
'''Roman''': Will you drive, cousin?
 
'''Roman''': What is wrong with this game?
 
'''Roman''': Well played.
 
'''Roman''': You lucky shit.
 
'''Roman''': Can I put the radio on? I've got nothing more to say to you.
 
'''Roman''': You have the first shot. It will be your last.
 
'''Roman''': Come on, another game.
 
'''Roman''': I don't know what kind of freaks made this game, but I love them all!
 
'''Roman''': Get in.
 
'''Roman''': You think you can beat me at video games?
 
'''Roman''': Incredible, it went in!
 
'''Roman''': Your break.
 
'''Roman''': Okay... I wonder what's on the radio?
 
'''Roman''': Stay out of trouble.
 
'''Roman''': You lucky shit, Niko.
 
'''Roman''': Niko!
 
'''Roman''': What's your problem?
 
'''Roman''': Fuck you, idiot!
 
'''Roman''': Stop hitting me, cousin!
 
'''Roman''': You're a chump, cousin!
 
'''Roman''': Fuck off, Niko!
 
'''Roman''': Don't be a dick!
 
'''Roman''': Come on, cousin!
 
'''Roman''': I'm sorry, but that is mine!
 
'''Roman''': I need that car back!
 
'''Roman''': Give me that!
 
'''Niko''': Funny guy. Give me that back!
 
'''Niko''': I love this track!
 
'''Niko''': I love this one!
 
'''Niko''': This is a record, cousin!
 
'''Niko''': Tune!
 
'''Niko''': Now this is a fucking record, cousin!
 
'''Niko''': OH, this record reminds me of sex, good sex!
 
'''Niko''': What the hell?
 
'''Niko''': What is going on?
 
'''Niko''': You're kidding me.
 
'''Niko''': What the fuck?
 
'''Niko''': What now?
 
'''Niko''': Don't be an ass.
 
'''Niko''': Cousin, come on.
 
'''Niko''': Please, cousin.
 
'''Niko''': What the fuck are you doing, man?
 
'''Niko''': Thank you.
 
'''Niko''': Thank you, kindly.
 
'''Niko''': Great! Thank you.
 
===Roman Sad===
'''Roman''': Like I care.
 
'''Roman''': It's gonna blow!
 
'''Roman''': Niko!
 
'''Roman''': Get us out of here!
 
'''Roman''': Now I need music.
 
'''Roman''': Whatever, hit me.
 
'''Roman''': Just my luck. We get a speeding ticket while my life burns to the ground.
 
'''Roman''': Where were they when my life was being destroyed.
 
'''Roman''': Let's have some music. Might make me forget my life is fucked.
 
'''Roman''': Niko, get us the fuck out of here.
 
'''Roman''': These fuckers always turn up too late.
 
'''Roman''': Not now.
 
'''Roman''': Get in.
 
'''Roman''': Now we need to drive there in something.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, not this now!
 
'''Roman''': Wait.
 
'''Roman''': Hold up.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck them.
 
'''Roman''': I'm in no state to drive.
 
'''Roman''': Now you, cousin?
 
'''Roman''': Piss off. Go look for the idiot who burned my garage.
 
'''Roman''': What are you doing?
 
'''Roman''': What are we driving now exactly?
 
'''Roman''': Get us a vehicle.
 
'''Roman''': Not this, not now!
 
'''Roman''': What are you doing?
 
'''Roman''': Turn that off a minute.
 
'''Roman''': I'm freaking out. I can't drive.
 
'''Roman''': Come on.
 
'''Roman''': Shit.
 
'''Roman''': Shit.
 
'''Roman''': No!
 
'''Roman''': Move.
 
'''Roman''': Out the way.
 
'''Roman''': Out of my way.
 
'''Roman''': What you do that for?
 
'''Roman''': Come on.
 
'''Roman''': This place is full of crazys.
 
'''Roman''': Damn.
 
'''Roman''': Look the fuck out.
 
'''Roman''': Come on, get us out of here.
 
'''Roman''': Come on, we've already lost everything.
 
'''Roman''': We're upside down.
 
'''Roman''': Now this...
 
'''Roman''': Careful!
 
'''Roman''': Watch out, man!
 
'''Roman''': Niko!
 
'''Roman''': Stop driving like an idiot.
 
'''Roman''': You maniac!
 
'''Roman''': Oh, Niko. For fuck's sake!
 
'''Roman''': Hurry up, man. We're going to die.
 
'''Roman''': Are things not fucked up enough for you? What is wrong?
 
'''Roman''': Police, last thing we need.
 
'''Roman''': Cops, look out.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck you!
 
'''Roman''': Screw you!
 
'''Roman''': Oh, you dick!
 
'''Roman''': Get lost.
 
'''Roman''': Get out of here.
 
'''Roman''': We need this. We're getting the fuck out of here.
 
'''Roman''': Give me that back. We ain't got time for this shit.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, shit.
 
'''Roman''': Oh, fuck.
 
'''Roman''': Thanks.
 
===Roman Shaken Up===
'''Roman''': You dick!
 
'''Roman''': We're going to die!
 
'''Roman''': Niko, wait!
 
'''Roman''': Get out of here!
 
'''Roman''': Okay, let's put this on.
 
'''Roman''': What are you doing?
 
'''Roman''': Move!
'''Roman''': This is the last shit I need.
 
'''Roman''': Let's listen to some fucking music or something.
 
'''Roman''': Get us the fuck out of here.
 
'''Roman''': Get us out of here!
 
'''Roman''': Fuck off, Niko.
 
'''Roman''': Get in the fucking car.
 
'''Roman''': We need a vehicle.
 
'''Roman''': Ow!
 
'''Roman''': Wait!
 
'''Roman''': Fuck them.
 
'''Roman''': I can't drive.
 
'''Roman''': Shit.
 
'''Roman''': Useless pig bastards.
 
'''Roman''': Stop that!
 
'''Roman''': Are we going to walk now? Get us a fucking vehicle.
 
'''Roman''': Get us a car.
 
'''Roman''': Just kill me then.
 
'''Roman''': Get off me!
 
'''Roman''': Turn that off.
 
'''Roman''': I can't drive, I'm freaking out.
 
'''Roman''': Get in.
 
'''Roman''': It's on fire, fuck!
 
'''Roman''': Fuck.
 
'''Roman''': Shit.
 
'''Roman''': Move.
 
'''Roman''': Move along.
 
'''Roman''': Out of my way.
 
'''Roman''': Shit.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck off.
 
'''Roman''': Jesus!
 
'''Roman''': Damn you.
 
'''Roman''': Damn.
 
'''Roman''': Calm down.
 
'''Roman''': Are you trying to kill me now?
 
'''Roman''': Oh, fuck.
 
'''Roman''': What now?
 
'''Roman''': I can't deal with this!
 
'''Roman''': You hit him!
 
'''Roman''': Careful!
 
'''Roman''': Stop being a psycho!
 
'''Roman''': Shit!
 
'''Roman''': You lunatic bastard, Niko!
 
'''Roman''': Fucking hurry up!
 
'''Roman''': Get me the fuck out of here.
 
'''Roman''': Cops!
 
'''Roman''': The fucking pigs. A bit fucking late.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck!
 
'''Roman''': Look out.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck you.
 
'''Roman''': Get away.
 
'''Roman''': Get the fuck away.
 
'''Roman''': Fuck you!
 
'''Roman''': Give me that back!
 
'''Roman''': Fuck!
 
'''Roman''': Oh, shit!
 
'''Roman''': Thanks.
 
==Unused dialogue==
* Alright, cousin. Maybe another time you will feel like being part of the family.
 
* Cousin, I can't play no games with you just now. Sorry.
 
* Cousin, I hope you are not forgetting your family in this city? We do this on different occasion.
 
* Cousin, you do not have much family here, you should treat me with more respect. Maybe another time soon. Okay.
 
* Hey Roman, sorry to fuck you round but I don't need no cab no more.
 
* I will remember this next time you are in trouble, Niko. I will remember.
 
* Niko, you are just fooling with me. Thanks a lot.
 
* Really, Niko. I told everyone you were coming to get me. I will have to walk now.
 
* Roman, I'm sorry but something has come up and I can no longer pick you up from the hospital.
 
* Roman, you need to play a single player game. I can not hang out.
 
* Sure, Niko. We can always do this another time. I see you then.
 
* That's cool, cousin. Call again if you actually do need one.
 
* You will leave your own cousin to walk home sick. Okay, Niko.

Revision as of 16:41, 28 September 2016

The following is a script of all dialogue heard during friendship activities with Roman Bellic in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Conversations

Conversation one

Roman: Niko, you do not know how great it is to have you here with me. Before you arrived in Liberty City, things were terrible.

Niko: I still remember the emails you sent me, cousin. You should have told me how bad things were in this country before I got here.

Roman: Okay, things aren't easy for us here. But together, we are doing alright. America is an opportunity for a new beginning. You were in need of one.

Niko: There is no such thing as a new beginning, Roman. With every day we live we pick up new baggage, baggage that we must carry with us for the rest of our lives. There's no dropping it and pretending we are fresh and clean just because we get off a boat in a new place.

Roman: Stop being so dramatic, Niko. Time is a healer. We live and we forget the past. Nothing helps a man forget like ripe, round American titties. You have to move on from the things that happened to you and think about all the opportunities in this country. Chances to make lots of money, chances to get college girls into bed.

Niko: Chances to turn into an asshole.

Roman: I heard that. I haven't forgotten our language completely.

Conversation two

Roman: Niko B in the house... man, sometimes, I cannot believe you are here with me, really I can't.

Niko: It's hardly been a lot of fun since I turned up cousin.

Roman: Correct - it has been a fucking nightmare. But that's not the point.

Niko: No?

Roman: No, the point is, fuck it. The Bellic cousins are here in the land of opportunity and we are making trouble for any fools who get in our way.

Niko: If you say so.

Roman: I do say so, man, I do. I just did. It's good to have you here. Whatever shit we get into, man... it's good.

Niko: Thanks. Don't you miss home? You've been here a long time. You never get home sick?

Roman: Sure. I miss things about home, but I, I... I think things are ruined now.

Niko: Yes. I know what you mean.

Roman: I miss the good times we had as children, when our fathers were too drunk to beat us, when there was food and the sun was shining, but... Now - now I live here. And life is good.

Niko: Is it?

Roman: Yes, cousin. It is. Sure, this place is crazy, but so was home. And here, it is okay to be an eccentric go-getter businessman with a taste for fine woman, wine and song.

Niko: Is that how you see yourself? My God, you are deranged, cousin. This place has made you sick!

Roman: Fuck you. I'm an individual, my friend. One of a kind.

Niko: Or to put it another way, a freak.

Conversation three

Roman: Man, I love this country. It's fucking amazing.

Niko: I want some of what you're on. It must be pretty strong because I can't see what you're happy about. Life is shit.

Roman: I'm high on life, man. American life. It's the fast-food, the cheap gas, the fake titties - there's a short cut for everything here. You just need to know where it is.

Niko: Yeah, but most people don't know where it is so they stay at the bottom of the food chain. They stay there until they're burnt out or dead.

Roman: That's because most people are to foolish to look for the shortcuts. They stay on the highway like every other chump. I'm an innovator, Niko. I drive off the highway. Off road baby! Every move I make is a gamble. I'm going to get knocked back a few times, sure. But one day I'll find that short cut to the top. If you're lucky I might take you there with me.

Niko: Tell me, Roman, why weren't you such an optimist back home?

Roman: In the Old Country, the only thing you could count on was a bomb landing on your bedroom roof in the night. Here, anything is possible. It's the land of opportunity. They must put something into the water, man, because all I'm feeling is pure optimism.

Niko: I'm going to start drinking from the tap then.

Conversation four

Roman: How are you, cousin?

Niko: Good.

Roman: Good. Listen, Niko. I received an email from your mother?

Niko: Good.

Roman: She said she'd sent you an email.

Niko: Yes?

Roman: You know, I'm worried about her, all alone. Maybe... maybe she should move here, be with us?

Niko: Yes - maybe she get heavily involved in car jacking and spend some time doing hits for the mob? Look at how we live here, what we have done. Where exactly would your aunt fit into this lifestyle?

Roman: It was just an idea. I thought maybe she'd find America exciting.

Niko: Yes - she loves crack dealers. Don't you remember? How she couldn't move back on our farm because of all of the heroin dealers and the coke whores and the arms smugglers? She would love it here!

Roman:You know, I love your mother - there is just one thing I could never figure out about her. One terrible black mark against her.

Roman: What?

Niko: How she raised such a prick of a son.

Roman: Very funny.

Niko: I know. I think it's pretty funny.

Conversation five

Roman: What do you think about America, Niko? Tell me straight. You love it, no?

Niko: I don't know, Roman. It is the same as any other place only louder. People don't know how to shut up here.

Roman: I bet you would like to teach them, wouldn't you cousin? But you can't or at least you can't teach everyone. Really, you don't like it? The lights, the titties, the food, the opportunities. Come on, Niko. It's kind of incredible.

Niko: It's stupid. Everything is just advertising with nothing to back it up. They tell you you're eating the best burger ever and you believe it until you're sweating out all the chemicals in it and the hormones are making your balls feel funny.

Roman: My balls feel fine, but I did notice my man tits getting larger when I was eating at Cluckin' Bell every day.

Niko: Everything else is fake too. The titties aren't real and the opportunities aren't opportunities at all. To seize them you end up in so much debt that you'll be a slave for the rest of your life.

Roman: I cannot believe what you are saying. Do you seriously mean that you don't like fake titties, cousin?

Niko: Seriously...

Conversation six

Roman: It's good to hang out again, Niko. How are you doing man?

Niko: Fantastic! Look at my life. I have stumbled from one disaster to another, and now I am here, and it is another disaster.

Roman: Yeah, good point. My God. For a sociopathic killer, you're also a really miserable bastard.

Niko: Thanks, man.

Roman: I'm sorry, but listen, man, you have to lighten up. Enjoy yourself.

Niko: Enjoy what?

Roman: Enjoy this. Us hanging out, living in this lunatic asylum, meeting freaks. It is fun, I think... and if it isn't fun, it's all we can do anyway.

Niko: Maybe.

Roman: Not "maybe" - yes - definitely true.

Niko: Okay. Thank you. I will lighten up, learn how to juggle, maybe get work in a dance troupe?

Roman: You dancing? Now that I would like to see. Like the death throes of an elephant.

Niko: Thanks cousin. You really know how to make me feel good about myself.

Roman: Don't mention it.

Conversation seven

Roman: Avoid it as long as you can, cousin. That's my advice to you.

Niko: Avoid what?

Roman: The old ball and chain, the chastity belt they call a serious relationship. I love Mallorie but come on. A man has his urges. It is impossible sometimes.

Niko: But you lover her, don't you?

Roman: She's the love of my life, the woman of my dreams... she's amazing. It's just tough. Maybe it'd be easy if I was not an attractive man, but, sadly, I was not blessed with plain features. No matter where I go, the ladies love me. It's that Bellic blood. They can't resist, can they?

Niko: Maybe you have different Bellic blood than me.

Roman: If women weren't throwing themselves at me, life would be easier. They make this hard for me, if only I was unattractive. I guess it's stupid to wish for the impossible. I'll just have to learn to live with the temptation.

Niko: Good luck with that, Roman.

Conversation eight

Roman: How you doing, cousin?

Niko: Okay.

Roman: Good.

Niko: And you? How are you?

Roman: Me? I'm always the same. You know me. I'm an optimist. Life is always great.

Niko: You're always waiting for tomorrow.

Roman: Maybe. It feels better than always mourning yesterday.

Niko: I guess.

Roman: But what a yesterday! Man, this has been a crazy time. We've had some insane adventures.

Niko: Yes - it's been crazy for me for seventeen years. For you too but in a different way. We grew up wanting to be free. And look what freedom was. War, killing, and not even knowing what to hate anymore.

Roman: And hot tubs and fast cars and the chance to do what the hell you want.

Niko: Maybe. Sometimes it feels like I do what the hell others want.

Roman: Oh, stop complaining. You're pathetic. The one thing this country has taught you is how to wine.

Niko: Fuck you.

Roman: That's better. Grow some fucking balls.

Niko: I will, when you grow a brain.

Conversation nine

Roman: You are looking at a reformed man, Niko.

Niko: Who? Where? Point him out, will you?

Roman: Don't be stupid, I'm talking about myself. I've come through the tunnel and seen the light. My gambling problem is under control.

Niko: Really? I bet you ten dollars it isn't.

Roman: Ha ha, very funny. I'm serious. I only bet on sure things now. I'll only back a horse if the competition is doped, I'll only bet on a game of football if it's fixed. In poker, I play super tight - Buffet Car Jancowitz style. I only play the top ten hands.

Niko: That still sounds like you are gambling, Roman.

Roman: It's not gambling if you're guaranteed a win, Niko. That is the whole meaning of the word. There's no risk in what I'm doing.

Niko: Sure, Roman. I will believe it when I see your winnings.

Conversation ten

Roman: Whats up, NB?

Niko: Not much, cousin, what's up with you?

Roman: Not too much - I was remembering the Old Country, when we were children.

Niko: It's a long time ago. A different world.

Roman: A different life at least. Remember all those kids?

Niko: Sure. Most of them are dead.

Roman: Some, yes, but not most. What happened to Marko?

Niko: I don't know. I lost contact. I think he went to Britain. Or to University. I don't know.

Roman: What about, err... Mila?

Niko: Fuck you!

Roman: Niko Bellic - still likes Mila Tadic.

Niko: Gimme a break.

Roman: But Mila Tadic prefers Roman... it's a terrible love triangle.

Niko: Screw you.

Roman: She did. Many times. But trust me, cousin. She was no good. I think she was the town bike - it was like a cavern.

Niko: You're disgusting.

Conversation eleven

Roman: You ever think about going back home, cousin?

Niko: I promised myself I wouldn't go home until I had resolved certain problems. I wish I could be with my mother, but there is nothing left for me there other than her. What about you?

Roman: Your mother is there, but for me there is nothing. The Old Country stopped being home for me when Mama was taken from me in the war. Here is my home now.

Niko: Things are alright back home now.

Roman: My mother would be here if she was still alive. She was such a strong woman. She'd have to be to deal with my pig of a father.

Niko: I was sorry to hear of his death, Roman. We have not spoken about it.

Roman: That is very kind of you, cousin, but you would be the only one who was sorry that he died. His only kind words were for the men who'd lend him money to get drunk with.

Niko: Just like my father then.

Roman: More than a family resemblance made them brothers, Niko. We know this. At least they didn't fuck us up though. For all their drunken meanness, we made it through. We're normal. We have healthy emotional lives.

Niko: I think you must speak for yourself there. Not many would call me emotionally balanced.

Roman: Not many know you as well as I do. You're a big softie at heart. You're not as cold as you make out, cousin.

Conversation twelve

Roman: You good, cousin?

Niko: I guess.

Roman: You sure? Listen man. I'm worried about you. You have to sort your life out. Before it ends.

Niko: What does that mean?

Roman: It means what it says - you can't carry on like this - fighting a war that ended, killing, running around like a lunatic, all this craziness.

Niko: You got me into this craziness, here I mean. And you help me spend the money it has made us.

Roman: Sure, but it can't go on, not forever.

Niko: Yes it can.

Roman: You'll die.

Niko: No. I will go on forever. This is my curse. I can do this. Live this life. I cannot live another. Not now.

Roman: I don't buy that bullshit. Grow up, move on, be, be free! At least think about it?

Niko: Sure.

Conversation thirteen

Roman: We're going to make it big, cousin.

Niko: Are we?

Roman: We are.

Niko: What do you mean?

Roman: I mean we're going to make it big.

Niko: What's that? What's big?

Roman: What I've been saying ever since I started sending you emails. We're going to be on top. Fast cars, Jacuzzis, hot women, we're going to have everything we could ever dream of. I can feel it. The cousins Bellic. On top of the world.

Niko: Take a look at the history of this city, Roman. The old white men who run the city today, their fathers ran it before them, and their fathers before them. The same names are on the news buildings as that are on the old ones.

Roman: Alright Mr. I-know-the-history-of-this-city, what is it that you want? What are you hoping for?

Niko: To get by, to have a life that isn't totally shit, for things to be a little easier. You've been watching too much I'm Rich on the TV, cousin.

Roman: No, I'm going to be on I'm Rich, cousin. If you're lucky, I'll let you come around my house when they're filming. They can shoot you in the hot tub.

Niko: Great, thank you, I can't wait.

Conversation fourteen

Roman: You good man?

Niko: Yes.

Roman: Me too. I mean, it's nonstop craziness, but I'm happy. You, you know what? I'm glad you came here. It's good to be living in this madhouse with family.

Niko: Sure.

Roman: Before you got here, I was on the bottom - people spat on me.

Niko: And now?

Roman: Now they still spit on me, but at least I know I have you here. It's been tough, but I've had a great time.

Niko: Thank you cousin. I am glad I came here too. Not because of the place. It's interesting, but also strange. Too noise. I am glad because of you. To have a real friend in the world, that was all I think I ever wanted, and in you, I have that person.

Roman: Thank you, cousin.

Niko: You are the man I wanted to be, Roman - happy, kind and a good person.

Roman: And you are the man I wanted to be - strong, unbending, with integrity. Life is very strange.

General

Calling Roman

Niko: Cousin.

Niko: Cousin, hello.

Niko: Hello.

Niko: Hey cousin.

Niko: Hey Roman.

Niko: Roman, what's up?

Niko: What is going on Roman?

Niko: What's up, Roman?

(If Roman hasn't been contacted for a while)

Roman: Good to hear from you. I was thinking you had gone missing.

Roman: Is Niko! I have missed these calls from you.

Roman: Is so good to hear your voice. I was thinking you too busy killing people to hang out with me.

Roman: There you are. Has been a while.

Arranging an activity

Niko: Cousin, I shall be there soon.

Niko: Good, I will collect you cousin.

Niko: I am coming to get you, Roman.

Niko: I be with you soon, Roman.

Niko: I come to get you Roman.

Niko: I see you soon then, Roman.

Niko: I will see you soon.

Niko: Wait for me then, cousin.

Roman calling

Roman: Cousin, it is your cousin.

Roman: Hey man, it's me.

Roman: Niko, it's Roman.

Roman: Niko, it's your cousin.

(If Roman hasn't been contacted for a while)

Roman: Cousin, I have not hung out with you in a long time.

Roman: Niko, you pick up. It has been a time since we spoke.

Arranging an activity

Roman: Cousin, this is wonderful news. See you soon.

Roman: Great, Niko. See you in a while.

Roman: Okay, man. I will see you soon then.

Roman: We have a date, I am waiting for you.

Meeting Roman

(Niko on foot)

Roman: NB, my cousin. Why don't we find a car so we can go.

Roman: Niko. Good to see you. We need to find a vehicle.

(Niko in a car)

Roman: Ahh, NB. Seeing you puts a smile on my face. Let's go.

Roman: My cousin, is so good to see you. Let's do this.

Roman: My one and only cousin, except for the other ones. Let's go.

Roman: NB, the big man. Let's hustle.

Roman: Niko, good to see you, let's go.

Roman: There you are cousin, let's move.

(Niko on a motorbike)

Roman: Cousin, you know these things scare me. No matter, we go.

Roman: Niko, you like it when I hold you on these motorbikes, don't you. Let's go.

(Niko in a helicopter)

Roman: Niko, you are really moving up in the world, no? I tell you we are going to the top when you arrive.

(Arriving late)

Roman: Disgraceful to keep your cousin waiting. Well, we go now.

Roman: Finally cousin, you're late. We should go now.

Roman: I wait and I wait and now you come without even a car. Well, let us find one.

Roman: Niko, I was starting to think you wouldn't come. Let's go now.

Roman: Oh cousin, I wish I could get angry at you for being late but you're too loveable. Let's go.

Roman: You keep your cousin waiting, is a disgrace NB. Now, we must find a car.

Roman: You're late but I can't stay mad at you. Let's go.

Finishing an activity

Roman: Can you drop me off at home, cousin?

Roman: It is time to go back home, will you take me?

Roman: Let us go now, cousin. Take me home.

Roman: Okay, I am ready to go home. You will drive your cousin.

Roman: Take me back won't you?

Roman: Take me home, Niko.

Roman: Thank you in advance for driving me home. Let's go now.

Roman: You mind driving your tired cousin home? Thank you.

Taking Roman home

Roman: I didn't sign up for this, cousin. What gives?

Roman: Sorry, Niko. I don't feel like doing this just now.

Roman: I'm not really feeling the vibe right now, cousin.

Roman: Ummm, you didn't check this by me. I'm not in the mood, Niko.


Roman: Call me cousin, I'll see you soon.

Roman: I enjoyed that, Niko. We should do it again soon.

Roman: I'll catch you round, NB. Call me if you want to hang out again.

Roman: Later, Niko. Give me a call sometime, okay?

Roman: See you later, NB. Give me a call, yes?

Roman: Thank you, cousin. We should hang out again soon.

Roman: That was fun NB. Hit me up if you want to hang out again soon.

Declining an activity

Roman: Alright, Niko. Maybe we do something when you have some free time.

Roman: Cool, cousin. Another time then. Call me.

Roman: Okay, man. We shall do something another time.

Roman: Sure, cousin. Call me when you have moment.

Canceling an activity

Roman: Alright, Niko. We shall do this another time. Later on.

Roman: Don't worry cousin, I have hot bitches that are begging me for my company, see you soon.

Roman: Okay, Niko. We shall rain check this for a different occasion.

Roman: That is cool, cousin. We do this on another occasion.

Roman declining

Niko: Alright cousin, another time.

Niko: Okay, Roman, another time then.

Niko: Sure, Roman, we do this some other time.

Niko: We can make arrangement for another time.

Bowling

Niko calls

Niko: Want to go bowling?

Niko: Why don't we do some bowling?

Niko: How about we go bowling?

Niko: You want to hit the bowling alley?

Roman: Cousin, I am loving the bowling. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman: Haha, I love to watch the girls bend over and pick up balls, of course I will bowl with you. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman: Niko, this is a great American activity. We bowl together if you pick me up in next hour.

Roman: We bowl like two cousins in American sitcom. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman declines

Roman: Call me later, man. I have an important game to play.

Roman: Cousin, I cannot be bowling just now. Another time.

Roman: I can't do it right now, Niko. Maybe later.

Roman: Niko, man, I'm online. I can't get away to bowl just now.

(Declining from recently bowling)

Roman: I can't do bowling again so soon. It will be cramping my style.

Roman: I cannot deal with bowling again right now. I hurt my back lifting the balls last time.

Roman: Niko, people is going to think we are kissing cousins if we go back to the bowling alley together so soon.

Roman: Niko, you junkie, we went bowling just recently. Maybe later.

Roman calls

Roman: Let's go bowling.

Roman: Want to go bowling?

Niko: Okay man, we go bowling. I come to get you in the next hour.

Niko: Sure, bowling sounds good. I will come to collect you in next hour.

Declining

Niko: Roman, I cannot bowl with you. I am doing other things now.

Niko: Sorry man, I got shit to do. Can't bowl with you right now.

Canceling

Niko: Roman, sorry but I cannot bowl with you anymore. Another time.

Niko: I am sorry, cousin, but I must cancel our bowling.

Dialogue

(Niko and Roman arrive at the bowling alley)

Roman: Bowling, Niko. This is a surprise. You know that I like to beat you tough. Let's do it.

Roman: Okay cousin, let's hit the alleys.

Roman: We're here Niko. Let's do some bowling.

(Niko wins)

Roman: Niko, good game. You are good at bowling and I'm good with the ladies. We both have skills.

Roman: Niko, you're pretty good. It's clearly those Bellic genes you've got. If we were a team we'd be unstoppable.

(Niko loses)

Roman: Do not worry about losing. At least you are better at stealing cars and shooting things.

Roman: Niko, how could you expect to beat someone as supremely skilled as me? It was foolish.

(Not finishing the game)

Roman: Maybe we will play a whole game the next time we bowl, cousin.

Roman: Next time let us finish the game, okay?

Darts

Niko calls

Niko: How about we throw some darts?

Niko: I was thinking we play some darts.

Niko: Want to go play darts?

Niko: Why don't we go play darts?

Roman: Great, I would like to play darts with my cousin. I wait for you one hour.

Roman: I have won a lot of money throwing darts before, pick me up in next hour.

Roman: I would like to do darts. Come get me in next hour.

Roman: Just like in Old Country, eh? Collect me in next hour and we play the darts.

Roman declines

Roman: I cannot play the dart now. I have to be online. Sorry man.

Roman: I am in no mood to play darts, I just lose real big. Later on, cousin.

Roman: Shit cousin, this is bad time. Shit is kicking with Mallorie. Maybe we do darts later.

Roman: Sorry cousin, you must find other dart buddy. Roman has an appointment with a lady.

(Declining from recently playing darts)

Roman: Cousin, I spend all my time playing darts with you. I will never bag no ladies. Another time.

Roman: Shit, Niko. I am not playing the dart with you again this soon. I need to be online.

Roman: Sorry man, I will not play the darts again this soon. Make other friend.

Roman: Those darts hurt my fingers. I can no play again so soon.

Canceling

Niko: Cousin, I am no longer able to do darts with you. Sorry.

Niko: Sorry, Roman. Something has come up. I cannot throw darts with you now.

Roman calls

Roman: Let's play darts.

Roman: Niko, I am thinking we should be playing some darts together. We have not done this in Liberty City yet.

Roman: We should play each other at darts.

Niko: Alright, man. Let's play darts. I pick you up in next hour.

Niko: Okay, cousin. We play darts then. Wait one hour for me.

Declining

Niko: No darts for me, cousin. I have other missiles to launch.

Niko: Sorry, cousin. I cannot play darts with you right now.

Dialogue

Roman: Get ready to watch a master at work. I am to darts what Perseus is to clothing.

Roman: I did not expect an opportunity to kick your ass at darts. How could I refuse?

Roman: Okay Niko, watch out for all the bullseyes I will be getting.

(Niko wins)

Roman: Do you see...do you see something in my eye. I am not seeing so good. Must be how you beat me.

Roman: Niko, congratulations. It is not often that someone beats me at darts.

(Niko loses)

Roman: I could have beaten you with my eyes closed, cousin. I'm sorry but I'm that much better.

Roman: Niko. You had lost before we even got here. Darts is about having the mental edge.

(Not finishing the game)

Roman: Niko, I like to finish my darts games. Maybe next time we do that.

Roman: You must be in a hurry, Niko. It does not take long to finish a game of darts with your cousin.

Drinking

Niko calls

Niko: How about we go drink some vodka.

Niko: How about we try to numb the pain with vodka?

Niko: You want to go for a drink?

Niko: You want to go drinking like we did in the old days?

Roman: Hopefully the booze will not make me lose my sight in one eye like that stuff back home. Get me in next hour.

Roman: I was thinking my liver was having an easy time. We drink together. Come get me in next hour.

Roman: Okay, man. Let's go drinking. Come get me in next hour.

Roman: Wine, women and my cousin, Niko. I could not say no. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman declines

Roman: Ah, Niko, I must please a lady later and will not be able to if I am drunk. You understand?

Roman: Cousin, I cannot trust myself to drink right now. I will lose much money online if I do.

Roman: Niko, I cannot drink with you just now. I have to keep clear head for the cards.

Roman: Sorry, cousin. I have hot date. No drinking for me.

(Declining from recently drinking)

Roman: I cannot do it again, my poor liver is still paining me.

Roman: My hangover is still not gone, cousin. I will not have this dog hair with you. Maybe later.

Roman: Niko, you are bad influence on me. I can no drink with you again right now.

Roman: Sorry, cousin. Mallorie put a ban on me drinking after the last time.

Canceling

Niko: Cousin, our drunkenness will have to wait. Something has happened.

Niko: Sorry Roman, you may have to drink alone. I can no longer join you.

Roman calls

Roman: Cousin, we should go out together. Open a bottle of vodka and drink it all like we did in Old Country.

Roman: Let us go drinking.

Roman: We should go and get drunk together.

Niko: Okay man, we go drinking together. I pick you up in next hour.

Niko: We will drink. Wait for me for one hour.

Declining

Niko: Apologies, cousin, I can no drink with you now. I need to be in control.

Niko: I am sorry cousin, but I must keep my senses sharp at the moment.

Dialogue

(Comrade's bar)

Roman: Ahh, Comrades. We shall raise our glasses to the late Vlad while we're here.

Roman: Shit, I hope to God that Vlad isn't here.

Roman: Old Vlad's bar. We shall see if he can add our drinks to the rest of my debt.

Roman: Fucking Vlad. I cannot help but think of that scumbag in that place.

Roman: It is a shame we did not meet Vlad in there. I wanted to tell him what a good loanshark he is.

Roman: I like that place, now that Vlad is gone I can really appreciate the atmosphere.

(Drunk driving)

Niko: Driving in this state - not a good idea.

Niko: I can barely walk or think, let alone drive.

Niko: I don't feel so hot, I shouldn't get behind the wheel.

Niko: I'm not exactly sober, I better not be driving.

Niko: I'm not in position to make good decisions right now.

Niko: I'm wasted. Maybe I better not drive.

Niko: Oh boy, I definitely should be walking home.

Niko: You, if you drink and drive, Niko, you're a bloody idiot.

(Steinway Beer Garden)

Roman: Niko, this is just the place. I hear it is filled with girls with low self esteem.

Roman: We shall drink and remember the old days. I'll buy the first round. That's if I remember my wallet.

Conversations

Conversation one

Roman: You see the way that man was looking at me? Did you see him?

Niko: An ex-boyfriend?

Roman: Fuck you. Fuck you, Niko Bellic. He was looking at me like he wanted to fight. Like he thought I was nobody. I'm a somebody. So what if I moved here. Everyone except the Native Americans are immigrants to this country and even they were meant to have walked here from Russia when the sea was frozen over.

Niko: I didn't know that.

Roman: Stick with me, cousin, and you'll learn a lot. About games of chance, about hard work and opportunity, about pleasuring women - you'll learn a hell of a lot. What did that scumbag think he was staring at? I'm a continental lager, he's just a domestic brew. Tastes like fucking piss. Everyone loves an imported and classy beverage. If I knew where he lived I'd go there and seduce his wife.

Niko: She wouldn't be able to resist you, Roman.

Roman: Not many women can, not many can...

Conversation two

Roman: I'm sober. I had a lot to drink, but I'm straight sober.

Niko: Sure.

Roman: I am... listen, man... I'm seeing funny. I think I got spiked.

Niko: What? What is spiked?

Roman: I think someone put something in my drink. Evil people do it to women they wish to take advantage of.

Niko: And which nice sailor in there do you think wanted to take advantage of you, pretty lady?

Roman: Firstly, I wasn't in the fucking merchant navy. And secondly, cousin and friend, fuck you. And thirdly, people also do it if they want to steal your kidneys or your liver.

Niko: Who would want your kidneys or liver? They must all be shot through by now.

Roman: Fuck you, I'm an alpha male. I'm at the top of the tree...

Niko: Like a fairy.

Roman: Not that tree... the tree of life.

Niko: Oh, that tree. Stop talking shit.

Conversation three

Roman: Did you see those titties in there? I could have covered them with butter and syrup and had them for breakfast.

Niko: What about Mallorie's titties? Don't you like them?

Roman: Have you been balling Mallorie, cousin? How could you? She's the love of my life. The woman of my dreams. My own cousin is thinking about her firm sweet titties. You make me sick cousin, sick to the bone.

Niko: You're drunk, Roman.

Roman: That is no excuse for giving it to Mallorie, Niko. Just because I might not be able to perform right now doesn't mean you should step into the ring for me. I'll be on fighting form again tomorrow morning.

Niko: Lucky Mallorie.

Roman: Since you have got to Liberty City I have shared everything with you, everything. But I won't share that, no I won't share that. I love you, Niko.

Niko: I know you do, Roman.

Conversation four

Roman: I'm drunk, cousin.

Niko: You don't say? As usual, one smell of the alehouse and Roman Bellic is about to vomit!

Roman: Piss off! I can hold the drink. I am a warrior. I am an animal. I am the beast. The beast.

Niko: If you say so.

Roman: A wild fucking animal. Ask any woman! Ask Mallorie!

Niko: I did - she said you were like a wild animal... like a wild pig.

Roman: Fuck you! You can't take me. I'm a maniac. I'm a beast. I eat! I sleep! I fuck! I drink!

Niko: You vomit, you cry, you read self help books. You are all man, Roman!

Conversation five

Roman: We need to get home, quick.

Niko: Are you throwing up, Roman?

Roman: I'll throw up on you if you give me any more lip, NB. No I need to place some bets. I'm feeling lucky.

Niko: You're lucky to be conscious you drunk so much.

Roman: I have a good feeling in my gut. There is money to be won, Niko. Wonderful dollars to collect from stupid chumps who can't pick a winner from loser, a bad hand from a good one.

Niko: If I was a betting man, Roman, which I'm not. I would bet against you in this state.

Roman: Always the pessimist, cousin. Always hating on me. You will see. You will see.

Niko: I'll see something.

Eating

Niko calls

Niko: Hey cousin, want to sit down with me and eat something?

Niko: How about we go eat something?

Niko: Want to go grab some food?

Niko: We should eat together like cousins?

Roman: Good idea cousin, we eat together. I wait for you for one hour.

Roman: I have a hunger, cousin. Come collect me in next hour.

Roman: This is a good thing for family to do. Collect me in next hour.

Roman: This will be a bonding experience. Get me in next hour.

Roman declines

Roman: I am not hungry, cousin. Mallorie has just fed me her pollo y arroz.

Roman: I have no hunger right now, cousin. Sorry.

Roman: Maybe another time, cousin. I must lose weight for the ladies.

Roman: Niko, I try to get rid of this double chin. I cannot eat right now.

(Declining from recently eating)

Roman: Niko, you are thin guy but you eat like fat man. I will not eat with you again so soon.

Roman: No cousin, I think I got a bit of sickness from our last meal. I must rest for now.

Roman: Sorry cousin, I am still full from last time. Maybe later.

Roman: We just eat, cousin. You are binging. I shall not join you in this.

Canceling

Niko: Cousin, you must dine alone. I can no longer join you.

Niko: Roman. I can't eat with you. This may help you lose some weight.

Roman calls

Roman: Cousin, we are family. We should be like family and eat together. How about it?

Roman: We should eat together.

Niko: Okay man, get ready. I will be with you in next hour.

Niko: Sure, Roman. We eat together. I come get you in next hour.

Declining

Niko: I don't want a full stomach for the stuff I have to do. Another time...

Niko: Sorry, man. I'm not hungry. Maybe another time.

Dialogue

(69th Street Diner, 60 Diner)

Roman: Ahh, is this where we eat, cousin? Let's do it.

Roman: Okay cousin, let's have a meal here.

Roman: I am no longer hungry, cousin. That was good.

Roman: That served it's purpose cousin, my stomach is full.

(Burger Shot)

Roman: Niko, I could suck a Bleeder Burger dry. This is my favorite.

Roman: Nothing hits the spot like a Burger Shot, cousin. My fifth chin is all thanks to these guys.

Roman: Those are the best burgers in Liberty City. I promise you this, cousin.

Roman: What amazing burgers, I feel another chin growing on my face. Do you see it?

(Cluckin' Bell)

Roman: Ok we can fill up with good American food. I'm in the mood for a hormone and chemical hit.

Roman: We can get a quick bite here, cousin. Let's go.

Roman: American fast-food. Just think we could have the exact same meal in the Old Country.

Roman: That was quick, Niko. You would almost think you didn't want to sit down and converse with your cousin.

(Mr. Fuk's Rice Box, Superstar Cafe, Pizza This)

Roman: Niko, you are treating your cousin right. This is very sweet of you.

Roman: It was a great restaurant but do not expect me to sleep with you now, cousin. I am not one of your girlfriends.

Pool

Niko calls

Niko: How about a game of pool?

Niko: Why don't we shoot some pool?

Niko: You wanna play some pool?

Niko: I did like to play some pool with you.

Roman: Two cousins playing pool, I like the sound of that. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman: Sure, let's go shoot some pool. Pick me up in the next hour.

Roman: You want to play pool with me, come pick me up in the next hour.

Roman: Okay man, pool it is. Collect me in next hour.

Roman declines

Roman: I don't like the pool so much right now. Maybe I play with you another time.

Roman: Niko, I have lost much money on pool recently. I can not play with you.

Roman: Sorry, man. I got other things to do. Maybe in a while.

(Declining from recently playing pool)

Roman: I can no play pool again so soon. Must spend time with Mallorie, cousin.

Roman: If I spend all my time playing pool with you, there will be no moments to hook up with drunk girls. Later maybe.

Roman: Niko, you have the pool bug, no? I, not so much. Maybe in a while.

Roman: Sorry, man. I can't play pool again right away. I'm neglecting my career as an online gambler.

Canceling

Niko: Cousin, you will be shooting pool alone today. Do not place bets, okay?

Niko: Sorry, Roman. I cannot play pool with you anymore. I have another plan.

Roman calls

Roman: Cousin, how about we play some pool? Remember how we used to hustle those American soldiers back home when the war started?

Roman: You wanna go shoot pool?

Roman: You want to shoot some pool?

Niko: Is a good idea, cousin. We shall play pool. I pick you up in next hour.

Niko: Sure, cousin. We play some pool. I come get you in next hour.

Declining

Niko: I can not play the pool at this minute. Another time, cousin.

Niko: Sorry, cousin. I have no time to play pool right now.

Dialogue

Roman: Even without a warmup you will be no match for me on the pool table.

Roman: Niko, you rack 'em up and I'll knock 'em in. Let's go.

Roman: There is only one thing I'm better at than playing pool, Niko. And, as a man, you won't get to see me in action.

Roman: Niko, you are good with a pool cue. You can teach me about that while I teach you about women.

Roman: There are better things to do on a pool table than play pool. I could show you the things I'd do to a bored housewife on one.

Roman: I'm sorry for beating you cousin, but I'm the better player. That is it.

Roman: Niko, when will you learn? Your cousin is better than you at pool. You are no match.

Roman: Niko, I don't like to stop things half way through. Ask any lady, I always satisfy.

Roman: Niko. Were you afraid of playing out the game for fear that I would beat you? Do not be scared of defeat, cousin.

Show

Niko calls

Niko: How about we go to see something?

Niko: Let us go out to see something.

Niko: Want to go to a show?

Niko: You want to join me at the show?

Roman: Good call, Niko. We go to show together. Come collect me in next hour.

Roman: I like to see something. Collect me in next hour.

Roman: Sure, cousin. I would like that. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman: This is a good idea. I'd like to see a show with you, Niko. I wait for you for one hour.

Roman declines

Roman: Can't do it, Niko. Must meet Mallorie's cousins. Another time.

Roman: Can't see show, Niko. I lose much money and must win it back. Another time.

Roman: Niko, I cannot see nothing right now. I just enter online tournament.

Roman: Niko, I have hot date. Only thing I'm seeing is titties.

(Declining from recently seeing a show)

Roman: Niko. I just see show with you. Mallorie will start to get jealous.

Roman: Niko, we see all these shows so quickly, there will be nothing left to see. Later perhaps.

Roman: Niko, we will get bored of these shows if we keep going. Maybe in a while.

Roman: Sorry, cousin. I just see show with you. I can no go again.

Canceling

Niko: Sorry, cousin. I cannot see the show with you no more. Hope that's cool.

Niko: Hey, Roman. You mind if we catch the show on another night? I have something else to do.

Roman calls

Roman: Cousin, you really want to experience America, you must see a show here. How about it?

Roman: How about we go see a show?

Roman: Let's go see a show.

Niko: Alright man? We go see something. I should be with you in no more than one hour.

Niko: Is good idea, Roman. I come to collect you in next hour.

Declining

Niko: Cousin, I am in no mood to be entertained. Another time will be better... perhaps.

Niko: Sorry, cousin. I have no time for shows.

Dialogue

(Perestroika)

Roman: This is a good idea. It will remind us how lucky we are to have gotten out of the Old Country.

Roman: Faustin's Club, eh? So this is where he hangs out when he's not shooting innocent men in their stomachs.

Roman: You are taking me to Perestroika. I hope that Mr. Faustin gives you an employee discount?

(Leaving early)

Roman: Niko, why you so impatient? We could have stayed until the end.

Roman: Niko, why you want to leave, cousin? We could have at least seen the end.

(After seeing a show)

Roman: Niko, that was fun. I was at a place belonging to Mikhail Faustin and I was not even shot.

Roman: That would have been even more fun if I hadn't been fearing for my life. Your Russian gangster friends are scary.

Roman: Those Russians are a strange group, no?

Roman: You see, aren't you pleased you are not in Old Country where that is all that is on.

(After Master and the Molotov)

Roman: You must have happy memories of your time here with the late Mr. Faustin. Isn't that right, cousin?

Roman: It is a shame that Mr. Faustin your Russian gangster friend, is dead. The place is going to pot.

Strip club

Niko calls

Niko: How about we check out some massive fake titties at a gentlemen's club?

Niko: I want to go to a titty bar, how about you join me?

Niko: You want to go see naked American girls with me?

Niko: You want to go to a strip club?

Roman: If I could only touch those girls, I would be in Heaven. Come get me in next hour.

Roman: There is nothing your cousin loves more than titty, come get me in next hour.

Roman: You are a good cousin, Niko. This is just what we should do. Collect me in next hour.

Roman: You know I will dream of titties for many nights after this? Come collect me in next hour.

Roman declines

Roman: I do not think I would be able to resist groping girls, Niko. Maybe when I am less horny.

Roman: Niko, I could cry. I have already said I see Mallorie. Next time.

Roman: Niko, you are like devil sitting on my shoulder. I must resist this time. Sorry.

Roman: Sorry, Niko. I cannot trust myself around these naked girls right now. Maybe another time.

(Declining from recently visiting a strip club)

Roman: Cousin, Mallorie will start to get suspicious if we keep going. Maybe in a while.

Roman: I do not think I will be able to enjoy a normal breast if I see silicon again so soon. Maybe in a while.

Roman: No can do it again, Niko. Mallorie shall kick my ass if she finds out.

Roman: These places make me too horny. I cannot go again so soon.

Canceling

Niko: Roman, I cannot go look at titties with you. I have to do something else.

Niko: Sorry, cousin. I cannot join you at the tittie bar. You can still go by yourself though.

Roman calls

Roman: Let us go to a stripclub together.

Roman: Is about time I show you some fine American silicon filled titties. You want to come to strip club with me?

Roman: We are gentle men, we should go to a gentlemen's club together.

Niko: Strip club sounds good, I pick you up in next hour.

Niko: Sure man, I could do with going to strip club. I come get you in next hour.

Declining

Niko: I am too busy for the strippers. Another time, cousin.

Niko: Sorry, Roman. I have no time for these women.

Dialogue

(Arriving at a strip club)

Roman: Oh cousin, I salivate at the thought of all the naked flesh in there. Let's go.

Roman: Titties, titties, titties. Let me at them, cousin. Unleash me.

(Leaving the strip club)

Roman: Niko, I love that place. Is hard to believe but man cannot live on titties alone.

Roman: Niko, we have left now but those titties will inhabit my dreams for many nights to come.

(Leaving early)

Roman: I worry for you, cousin. How could any red blooded male want to leave all those lovely titties so soon?

Roman: Niko, how could you want to leave so early. You haven't been hanging out at Hercules Nightclub or something have you?

Standing Roman up

Niko, what's going on? Why'd you stand me up? Drug dealing and killing more important than spending time with family? Rom

Text messages

(Not contacting Roman for a while)

Stay in touch, Cousin. I feel as though we are drifting apart. Rom

(Taxi service)

What's the point in owning a car service if you can't give family free rides, call me if you want me to send a driver. Rom

(Abandoning Roman)

Why did you leave me behind, Cuz? That's not cool. You cut out on me like I was a one night stand. Rom

(Declining to pick Roman up from the hospital)

NB, ended up taking the bus back from the hospital. Met this Danish backpacker who just arrived in the city. I took her back to her hotel and showed her a side of Liberty City she's not going to forget. Rom

(Not picking Roman up from the hospital)

Got one of the drivers to pick me up from hospital when you didn't show. I think he might get more action than me and Brucie combined. Man is a legend. Rom

Hospital

Roman: Cousin, I'm getting out of hospital. You couldn't pick me up could you?

Roman: Niko, I'm being discharged from the hospital. Would you mind picking me up?

Accepting

Niko: I can do that for my cousin, I shouldn't take longer than an hour to get there.

Niko: Sure Roman, I'll come and get you in the next hour.

Roman: Thanks, Niko. See you then.

Roman: You are a life saver, cousin. I'll see you soon.

Declining

Niko: I am sorry cousin, but I have no time. I'll see you soon though.

Niko: Sorry, Roman. I can't do it right now. Can't you get Mallorie to do it?

Roman: Alright then, I might get cab or something.

Roman: Okay cousin, if you have no time you have no time.

Dialogue

(Arriving)

Roman: Thank you for picking me up, cousin. Will you take me home?

Roman: You are a good cousin. Thank you for collecting me. I need to go home now.

(Arriving on foot)

Roman: Niko, get your invalid cousin a car. He cannot walk in this state.

Roman: Niko, I am too sick to walk. Please get me a car.

(Taking Roman home)

Roman: Thanks for the ride, Niko. Call me soon, yes.

Roman: You are kind for giving me a lift, Niko. Call your sick cousin soon, okay?

Car Service

(Phone call)

Roman: Niko, as you are my cousin I want you to use family business how you like. Any time you want cab, you call me.

Niko: Thank you, cousin. That could be very useful in this city.

(Calling for a cab)

Niko: Hey Roman, you couldn't send a cab for a cousin in need could you?

Niko: Roman, is your cousin. Any chance of getting a cab?

Niko: Roman, it's Niko. I need a cab.

Niko: Roman, my cousin, I'd really like a cab if you could send one to me.

Roman: Anything for you, NB. It should be there soon.

Roman: Wait right there, NB. I'm dispatching one now.

Roman: You are my cousin, Niko. How can I refuse? There is a cab on its way.

Roman: You need walk no longer. There's a cab coming to you.

(No cabs available)

Roman: Niko, I am sorry but nothing is available. You must call back another time.

Roman: Sorry cousin, but I don't have no cabs right now. You must call again later.

Post mission phone calls

Concrete Jungle

Niko: Roman, how's it going?

Roman: You know, cousin, things have been looking up since you got here.

Niko: If things are looking up now, I hate to think what they were like before I arrived.

Roman: I hear you are working with Little Jacob. He's a good man, Niko, a good man.

Niko: I can't tell what he is saying most of the time, but I like him.

Roman: That is your bad English, Niko. Once you have been in America for longer you will understand him perfectly.

Niko: Sure I will, Roman. Later on.

The Puerto Rican Connection

Niko: Roman?

Roman: NB? What's up?

Niko: I don't know, this and that. I've been hanging out with Little Jacob.

Roman: You two are friends now? That is great. I thought you'd get along.

Niko: Is that because we're both violent criminals, cousin?

Roman: No, it's because you both get along with me. You're more than just a violent criminal to me, cousin. You're a human being. Speak to you soon.

Museum Piece

Roman: Niko, there you are, Tell me what's happening in the exciting world of the gun for a hire? Who's paying the bills at the moment?

Niko: At the moment, it's the Mafia.

Roman: Shit, Niko, you're involved with one of the five families?

Niko: Not quite. I'm working for a family out of Alderney called the Pegorinos. This guy called Ray Boccino has had me working with this guy from the Lost biker gang called Johnny. Running around after these diamonds he stole. It's been a fucking hassle and all for nothing.

Roman: The Lost? Those guys are meant to be really dangerous, cousin. I heard there was a war or something on between the Lost and the Angels of Death. You don't want to get caught up in that shit. Take your cut of the diamonds and get out of there.

Niko: There is no cut of the diamonds, the ice got jacked when we tried to sell them. This Dominican looking guy shot the place up.

Roman: My heart goes out to you, cousin. I'll talk to you soon.

The Holland Play

Killing Dwayne

Niko: Cousin, how are you?

Roman: All the better for hearing your voice, NB. You seem down. Are you okay?

Niko: Not really, I got caught up in an argument between a drug dealer and his drug dealing mentor. I had to choose who'd win the argument and I chose the young guy - Playboy X is his name. Now he's paid me off and is treating me like an asshole.

Roman: So he's treating you like a rich asshole. Who cares? Enjoy yourself. Spend the money on a clean hotel and a dirty college girl. Call me if you want to hang out afterwards, cousin.

Killing Playboy

Niko: Hey Roman.

Roman: Hello, Niko. How's it going, killed anyone recently?

Niko: Now that you mention it...

Roman: Shit NB, I was joking. Who was it this time.

Niko: This drug dealer, Playboy X. He tried to get me to get rid of a friend of his for him but, uh, I liked the friend better.

Roman: Niko, shit, I hope this guy is paying you good for saving his ass.

Niko: He just got out of prison and he hasn't got much but... I made the right decision.

Roman: Good, NB. I'll talk to you later on.

Waste Not Want Knots

Roman: That's my cousin, Niko.

Niko: Yes it is, Roman. You're right.

Roman: So, what's happening in your world at the moment? Met anybody interesting recently?

Niko: Other than the community leader and drug dealer that Mallorie introduced me to.. neither of whom are doing too good no more, yeah, I guess I have met some interesting people.

Roman: Please tell me you are talking about twins and bleached blond hair and D-cup titties. You're a wile man, NB.

Niko: I'm afraid I haven't meet these women of your dreams, Roman. No, was I referring to a Deputy Police Commissioner called Francis McReary, an Irish hood called Packie, an African American drug dealer who calls himself Playboy X, some outlaw bike guy named Johnny, and a doctor who buys dead bodies so he can sell the organs. If you're losing money at the tables you might be able to sell some body parts to him for a quick buck.

Roman: How much does a kidney go for nowadays? I'm kidding, NB, kidding. Sounds like you are having a crazy time. Talk to you soon.

Three Leaf Clover

Niko: Roman, how's it going?

Roman: Have you seen this bank heist on the news, NB? That's some crazy shit. I bet you wish you'd pulled off a job like that..

Niko: Who says I didn't.

Roman: You're shitting me, NB. No fucking way! Who'd you do it with?

Niko: This fucked up Irish family, well some of them. There are four brothers: two are gangsters, one's a cop and the other is a heroin addict ex-freedom fighter. Then there's a sister..

Roman: A sister? That sounds more my speed than these crazy brothers. I can tell from your voice that you like her, Cousin. Are you two doing it?

Niko: I've got to go, Roman. I'll talk to you soon.

Truck Hustle

Roman: Hello there. Behaving yourself are you, NB?

Niko: Always, Roman. As much as I can at least when I'm doing the bidding of these Alderney gangsters.

Roman: What're they like, NB? The gangsters?

Niko: I've been working for this guy, Phil Bell, at the moment. He's better than Ray Boccino. Paranoid about wire taps and helicopters but he seems legitimate.

Roman: He should be paranoid. The Feds are after organized crime in a big way. Stay disorganized would be my advice, Niko. Don't let them get you for racketeering.

Niko: I need to work with these guys. Hopefully they'll be able to find Darko Brevic for me. I can't think who else would. Speak to you soon, cousin.

I'll Take Her

Roman: Cousin, how it going?

Niko: Roman, can I ask you a question?

Roman: I thought this time would come, Niko, but, to be honest, I don't know how I'm so successful with the ladies. They just love me.

Niko: That wasn't what I wanted to ask you, I wanted to know what it was like to be kidnapped. Were you an asshole to the people who took you or did you behave yourself?

Roman: I did everything they said except for give you up, cousin. I was scared shitless.

Niko: That's what I thought. I've had to kidnap this girl and she's a fucking nightmare.

Roman: Shame on you, Niko Bellic. You should know better than this. Who is she? Who'd you take her for?

Niko: I'm working with that Irish family. She's some mobster's daughter - Gracie Ancelotti.

Roman: Niko, shit. You're fucking with the mob. The Ancelottis are one of the Five old families. I don't know nothing about this. Give her back as soon as you can. I've got to go, Niko.

Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend

Niko: Hey Roman. You ever wonder if things are just coincidence or if everything is all planned?

Roman: You mean like when you sleep with two girls on one night and they turn out to be mother and daughter?

Niko: I mean like this Dominican looking guy shot up a deal I was trying to make. Then, I've kidnapped this girl and we're handing her over for these same diamonds and this Dominican looking guy is there again.

Roman: So, he steals the diamonds at the deal and then has to give them back for the girl. What's the big deal? It's not as much of a coincidence as the mother and daughter.

Niko: Thanks, for putting things in perspective, Roman. Later on.

Pegorino's Pride

Roman: Niko, my cousin. Give me some tales of the Liberty City underworld. I'm curious.

Niko: Maybe, if you give me tales of a womanizing, gambling addict.

Roman: That's a low blow, NB. Seriously what're you up to at the moment.

Niko: I've been working for Jimmy Pegorino, the head of that Alderney guido family.

Roman: Yeah, the head of the family. Is he a big time gangster like in the movies then?

Niko: Wants to be. Keeps talking about being powerful, about getting on the Commission with the five big families. I just hope he's got enough power to be able to find Darko Brevic for me.

Roman: I hope you will be able to relax when you do finally find him, Niko. Speak soon.

Entourage

Niko: Roman, how are you?

Roman: Fantastic cousin. Mallorie is going to make me the happiest groom on earth. How are you?

Niko: Good, I feel like I am getting close. I have been working for Jon Gravelli.

Roman: Jon Gravelli? The head of the Gambetti crime family. Shit, Niko. This man is very dangerous.

Niko: This man is nearly dead, cousin. He knows the government agent that Michelle formed me to work for. They say they will give me Darko. You don't know how long I have waited for this, Roman. It is nearly over.

Roman: Don't get ahead of yourself, Niko. Be careful around these men. Talk to you soon.

Pest Control

Niko: Roman, good to speak to you. I need to talk to a friend.

Roman: Why, what's wrong.

Niko: I think it's my conscience. I don't know

Roman: Your conscience? Have kill too many people, Niko?

Niko: Perhaps. That man who I worked for, Ray Boccino. I was asked to kill and him and I did. He was a cockroach - a pest. But I don't know how long I can keep dealing in death.

Roman: It must be difficult, Niko. Maybe there is another path to take. A less violent one. I'll speak to you seen, okay?

Unscripted dialogue

Roman Drunk

Roman: Come on, man!

Roman: Look, brilliant. He's burning.

Roman: Cousin, I need a hand, man. Shit.

Roman: Hold up, man.

Roman: Damn, get us out of here!

Roman: Whatever, let's listen to some music.

Roman: I ain't doing so good.

Roman: What's your problem?

Roman: Niko, I love you. Give me a hand.

Roman: Oh, man, I'm spinning.

Roman: I ain't scared of these dicks, Niko.

Roman: Fuck those bitches.

Roman: Can we just chill out and enjoy some music?

Roman: Shit, we better get out of here!

Roman: They're idiots. Fuck 'em.

Roman: You dick.

Roman: Hey, get in.

Roman: Get us a vehicle.

Roman: Not cool.

Roman: Wait!

Roman: Niko!

Roman: Niko, man. The Earth is moving.

Roman: Kind of wanted to beat those pigs up.

Roman: You better drive. I'm seeing six of you.

Roman: Did you just shoot me?

Roman: Where'd those pigs gone?

Roman: Dick!

Roman: Niko, why are you spinning? Shit, help.

Roman: We need something to drive, genius.

Roman: We going to need a vehicle.

Roman: What the hell are you doing?

Roman: Get off it, dick.

Roman: Turn that shit off a minute.

Roman: You better drive. I'm trying not to piss myself.

Roman: Get in.

Roman: Cool, fire.

Roman: Damn!

Roman: Oh, man.

Roman: Excuse me.

Roman: Sorry.

Roman: Look out! I'm really wasted.

Roman: Shitty fuck.

Roman: What happened?

Roman: Oh, was there an earthquake?

Roman: Man, stop that, I'm going to puke.

Roman: Fcuking chill, man. Fuck.

Roman: Great!

Roman: Man, this is fast. I can feel the puke!

Roman: Wow, now I'm really spinning.

Roman: What the fuck is going on?

Roman: Idiot!

Roman: He deserved it.

Roman: You flattened him! Good going.

Roman: Fuck everyone.

Roman: I love you, cousin!

Roman: Fuck everyone!

Roman: You drive like a bitch.

Roman: Come on, cousin. Hit the gas.

Roman: Oh, pigs!

Roman: Niko, it's the pigs!

Roman: Idiot!

Roman: Maniac!

Roman: He nearly killed me.

Roman: You drive like you're drunk.

Roman: Get out of here.

Roman: Fuck you ???

Roman: Give me that back, asswipe.

Roman: Shit.

Roman: What is going on now?

Roman: Thank you.

Roman Normal 1

Roman: Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Roman: Cool.

Roman: Hey.

Roman: Now for something really special.

Roman: Hello.

Roman: Christ, pull over!

Roman: Hi there.

Roman: Stop showing off, it's unbecoming.

Roman: Oh, man. Come on, come on!

Roman: You are so lucky.

Roman: One-forty? Great.

Roman: Niko, I'm not feeling good about this one.

Roman: Watch this.

Roman: My ball is broken.

Roman: You always were the uncoordinated cousin.

Roman: This is like archery for idiots. And archery is for idiots.

Roman: You always were good at shitty things.

Roman: Let's see if I still got it.

Roman: Damn!

Roman: Who's the man!

Roman: You are taking me to Perestroika. I hope that Mr. Faustin gives you an employee discount?

Roman: Yes!

Roman: Loser.

Roman: Roman Bellic in the house!

Roman: Remember Mila Tadic? She knew you were a loser.

Roman: Do I look like I care?

Roman: Darts? Uhh, boring.

Roman: No pressure. Try not to mess this up.

Roman: You've seen it before, you'll see it again. Roman Bellic, world class!

Roman: You're kidding me, you lucky bastard!

Roman: Come on, Niko. Don't embarrass the faimly again.

Roman: Unlucky.

Roman: Let's play best of three.

Roman: Niko, remember Mila Tadic? I fucked her.

Roman: You always sucked at darts.

Roman: Even I wanted you to win.

Roman: You know family rules, best of three.

Roman: Not again.

Roman: Darts is for girls.

Roman: A terrible tragedy. You fucked up again!

Roman: This place?

Roman: Wrong way, you dick.

Roman: Unlucky, cousin.

Roman: I'm a master bowler, Niko. Remember that.

Roman: What a surprise. Perfection!

Roman: Nice one, Niko.

Roman: You dick!

Roman: Unlucky, cousin.

Roman: Watch and learn, little bitch.

Roman: You lost, bitch.

Roman: No pressure! No pressure.

Roman: You won. Amazing.

Roman: I'm losing the will to live here.

Roman: What is wrong with you?

Roman: Sure.

Roman: Unlucky, bitch.

Roman: Watch this, my cousin.

Roman: Whatever, you suck balls.

Roman: What is wrong with me?

Roman: Niko, man. I don't want to be a prison bitch.

Roman: I always was the man with the arrows.

Roman: This game sucks.

Roman: Cousin, best of three.

Roman: Alpha male in the house!

Roman: Nearly perfect.

Roman: Don't mess this up, now.

Roman: Cough

Roman: Come on, man!

Roman: Watch and learn.

Roman: Niko, I don't want to have to toss salad, man.

Roman: You always were good handling big balls.

Roman: You see that, you see that?!

Roman: You're ridiculous.

Roman: Ah!

Roman: Time to rewrite bowling history.

Roman: Shit!

Roman: Why did you join the merchant navy? Something you're not telling me?

Roman: We don't want to get caught, man.

Roman: Uh.

Roman: There's one for the highlight reels!

Roman: Look at that.

Roman: You think you're ready for me?

Roman: Yes.

Roman: Okay, this is getting annoying.

Roman: Mila Tadic - remember her? She loved me, not you.

Roman: Wake me up.

Roman: That's a real tragedy.

Roman: Nice!

Roman: Bitch.

Roman: Who's the man!

Roman: Have you been taking drugs, cousin?

Roman: I could have gone pro at darts.

Roman: Up steps the big man, the superstar, Roman Bellic!

Roman: One-eighty, brilliant!

Roman: Well played, lucky shit.

Roman: Oh, so close to one-eighty.

Roman: Genius again from Roman Bellic!

Roman: Niko, cousin, please!

Roman: Watch. Genius at work.

Roman: This is kind of boring me to death.

Roman: At least I'm no inbred.

Roman: At least you came second.

Roman: Who wants to be good at darts?

Roman: Niko, you're a bitch!

Roman: Oh.

Roman: That's my cousin, ladies and gentlemen.

Roman: That's why they pay me the big bucks.

Roman: Can we do something else?

Roman: My cousin, the loser. Ladies and gentlemen, he lost!

Roman: Huh.

Roman: You did well. Next time, I'll play with my eyes open.

Roman: Fuck, it's going to explode!

Roman: Who's the daddy now, bitch?

Roman: Lucky bastard, three-hundred!

Roman: Lucky.

Roman: Unlucky.

Roman: Come on, get out of here, it's going to blow!

Roman: Oh, man.

Roman: Amazing.

Roman: Nice one, Niko.

Roman: Best of three?

Roman: Oh, no, my heart bleeds!

Roman: You always had the luck, cousin.

Roman: Well done.

Roman: Time for some magic.

Roman: You're gonna mess this up!

Roman: So, we play best of three?

Roman: You always were good at aiming arrows, Niko.

Roman: I'm world class at this.

Roman: If it first you don't succeed...

Roman: Screw you.

Roman: No, thank you.

Roman: Can you stop doing that?

Roman: Unlucky bitch!

Roman: Next time, I will try to win.

Roman: One-forty? Wow.

Roman: Three-hundred! You always were good at stupid sports.

Roman: We going strong here.

Roman: No.

Roman: Cough

Roman: I knew you were a joker!

Roman: Your part of the family was always bad at games.

Roman: Next time, I'll play with my eyes open.

Roman: A turkey? Fuck me!

Roman: A spare? Not bad.

Roman: Well done. Nearly top score.

Roman: Watch this.

Roman: Three-hundred! I cannot believe it, man.

Roman: Fuck your mother.

Roman: Get us out of here!

Roman: Uh!

Roman: Look at that!

Roman: All gone at last.

Roman: Caution, genius at work.

Roman: You know what they make you do in prison in this country? Toss salad!

Roman: You look inbred.

Roman: Next time, I will play properly. Stop patronizing you.

Roman: Get us the hell out of here!

Roman: Three strikes?!

Roman: I don't believe this.

Roman: Cough

Roman: It's going to blow!

Roman: Ahh!

Roman: Shit!

Roman: Ah, shitty fucking luck!

Roman: Damn!

Roman: Excuse me.

Roman: I'm sorry.

Roman: My bad.

Roman: Careful.

Roman: Look out.

Roman: My bad.

Roman: Jesus!

Roman: You inbred!

Roman: Fool!

Roman: Fuck you!

Roman: Jesus!

Roman: Damn!

Roman: Damn you!

Roman: Niko, you are still crazy driver, man. I like it!

Roman: Yeah, baby!

Roman: Drive it, man!

Roman: Come on, man!

Roman: The Bellic Boys, taking over your town, assholes!

Roman: Come on, man, faster!

Roman: Brilliant.

Roman: Excellent.

Roman: You always were an idiot.

Roman: What next, genius?

Roman: You are something else, Niko Bellic.

Roman: Oh, not good!

Roman: Niko!

Roman: Stop doing that!

Roman: You hit them!

Roman: What are you doing?

Roman: Stop being some Balkan maniac and grow up.

Roman: You're driving like a prick.

Roman: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Roman: Shit!

Roman: You psychotic lunatic!

Niko: You always were crazy!

Niko: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Niko: You should have stayed at home, man.

Niko: You drive like a wimp.

Niko: Niko, hit the other pedal, the gas.

Niko: What are you waiting for, communism?

Niko: Come on, man. Drive.

Niko: The American Dream isn't about falling asleep, cousin.

Niko: Oh, cops!

Niko: You see the cops?

Niko: We got company, cousin.

Niko: Shit, the cops!

Niko: You see the city's finest?

Niko: There! Oh, the cops!

Niko: Fuck you!

Niko: You missed, dickwad.

Niko: Fuck your mother.

Niko: Screw you.

Niko: I'm fat and you still missed us all.

Niko: Damn!

Niko: Damn you!

Niko: This is crap. You can't drive!

Niko: Shit!

Niko: Fuck it.

Niko: Damn.

Roman Normal 2

Roman: I am interested in your mind, not your fake breasts, baby.

Roman: Oh, man, fuck this shit!

Roman: Your luck will end soon.

Roman: What is this?

Roman: You really think you stand a chance?

Roman: Go on, Niko, you break.

Roman: Hurry up.

Roman: You're fucking your life up, friend.

Roman: No rush, Niko. Honestly, I've got nothing better to do.

Roman: Niko, what are you doing?!

Roman: Wait up!

Roman: Can't we talk like gentlemen?

Roman: Want another game?

Roman: This radio station? Seriously, cousin? Off the hook.

Roman: Please, I don't want to die!

Roman: Stick to shooting people, cousin.

Roman: You missed!

Roman: This game is the bomb, man.

Roman: What the hell is this?

Roman: Can't we talk?

Roman: Get us out of here!

Roman: Man, this music rocks. I love this station.

Roman: Pool is a game for lucky idiots.

Roman: You never were any good at pool.

Roman: Can I turn that off for a minute?

Roman: Unlucky.

Roman: Well played.

Roman: A strip club? Why didn't you say?

Roman: This, this is genius.

Roman: You didn't mean that.

Roman: You shot me, you asshole!

Roman: Whoops.

Roman: You lucky shit.

Roman: Sure.

Roman: Anyway, let's put the radio on.

Roman: Lucky.

Roman: You did well.

Roman: For the first time ever, Niko Bellic mishandles a strange ball.

Roman: I'll break.

Roman: Well, I think we both know that's a big fucking mistake.

Roman: My break.

Roman: Let's do this.

Roman: Oh, what kind of idiot would make a game like this?

Roman: This is the life!

Roman: Hey, wait!

Roman: You're a bitch.

Roman: Let's meet some women that mothers would not be proud of.

Roman: Come on, Niko.

Roman: This game was made my sick weirdos and shit.

Roman: You loser.

Roman: Bad luck, cousin.

Roman: What a surprise, class won out in the end.

Roman: Oh, I can't believe this shit!

Roman: Well played, Niko.

Roman: You are so lucky.

Roman: Same old story: you're a loser.

Roman: Oh, well, we both always knew you sucked!

Roman: Get your hands off of me!

Roman: This game is fucking boring.

Roman: Yes, ladies, I am a VIP!

Roman: Come on, get in.

Roman: I love this shit!

Roman: Let me break.

Roman: In the car, come on.

Roman: That was a fluke.

Roman: That's got to hurt.

Roman: One more?

Roman: What's your problem?

Roman: You lucky, fresh off the boat fuck.

Roman: I love the music on this station.

Roman: Loser.

Roman: Don't choke.

Roman: Can we just listen to some music?

Roman: What do you expect?

Roman: Let's listen to the radio.

Roman: Who wants a reading of poetry? No one? Who wants to ??? on my lap?

Roman: Come on, please!

Roman: Hit it!

Roman: Can we do something else?

Roman: I am kind of talked out with you, cousin.

Roman: This game was made by idiots.

Roman: This time let's just chill out with some music.

Roman: Let's go!

Roman: Well played.

Roman: Get in the car.

Roman: We need a car or something.

Roman: Come on, baby!

Roman: Why does this happen to me?

Roman: This game is purely about luck.

Roman: You're not very good at that.

Roman: Niko!

Roman: Can I put some music on?

Roman: Hey, Niko!

Roman: This is some really dull shit.

Roman: You missed, you dick.

Roman: Now try to do it again.

Roman: Next time I will try and win.

Roman: You always were good with a joystick.

Roman: Well played.

Roman: Niko, man, wait!

Roman: For a loser, this is a remarkable run of good luck.

Roman: Ladies, daddy's here!

Roman: My turn to break.

Roman: Well done, dork.

Roman: You dick!

Roman: As soon as I start to enjoy myself you want to go? Fuck no.

Roman: This is te station I want.

Roman: Think I'm going to shoot myself.

Roman: Okay, bitch, time to get schooled.

Roman: Come on, drive!

Roman: What a surprise.

Roman: Time for some fun.

Roman: Loser.

Roman: Wake me up when you're done.

Roman: Unlucky.

Roman: You want women, huh?

Roman: Well done, cousin.

Roman: I'm losing my mind here.

Roman: Niko, you drive.

Roman: You lost.

Roman: You drive.

Roman: Time for some classy American entertainment.

Roman: That's a foul.

Roman: Hey, get in, quick.

Roman: Lucky shit.

Roman: Cousin, you the man.

Roman: In your own time.

Roman: Can we talk seriously for a minute?

Roman: I love this country!

Roman: Sit down, loser.

Roman: Fluke!

Roman: Niko, I loved Mila Tadic and she loved me!

Roman: Okay, man.

Roman: You always were good at putting balls in holes, Niko.

Roman: Get us out of here, cousin!

Roman: I love this game!

Roman: Let's do this, cousin!

Roman: Strip club? Niko, you feeling lonely?

Roman: I love this station!

Roman: This is rubbish.

Roman: Hey, man, you better drive.

Roman: Niko, I think one of them likes me.

Roman: Next time, I will play properly.

Roman: Okay, man. I think I've had enough of this bullshit as well.

Roman: Sorry, Niko, this won't be good for you ego.

Roman: Let's play again.

Roman: What's your problem?

Roman: Thank you, cousin.

Roman: Get us a car.

Roman: Surprise.

Roman: Unlucky, cousin. Not the game for you.

Roman: This is fun.

Roman: Jesus, you psycho, behave!

Roman: We need a vehicle.

Roman: Cool, I've seen enough tits for one day.

Roman: Niko, you gonna drive?

Roman: I'm trying to unwind here, cousin.

Roman: I've had enough of this!

Roman: You break. It will be the only time you go near the table.

Roman: Come on, baby!

Roman: What are you doing?

Roman: Now I know you're not gay. Joking, come on!

Roman: Not now, I'm just getting into it.

Roman: You're a genius.

Roman: You're so fucking lucky.

Roman: Have fun, cousin.

Roman: Unlucky, dickhead.

Roman: You should stick to what you know best: shooting people.

Roman: So, there you go... let's listen to some music.

Roman: Cool, let's go.

Roman: Let me talk for a second.

Roman: Are those lips real? Real collagen. Great.

Roman: Now we need transport.

Roman: Oh, that's a tragedy.

Roman: Will you drive, cousin?

Roman: What is wrong with this game?

Roman: Well played.

Roman: You lucky shit.

Roman: Can I put the radio on? I've got nothing more to say to you.

Roman: You have the first shot. It will be your last.

Roman: Come on, another game.

Roman: I don't know what kind of freaks made this game, but I love them all!

Roman: Get in.

Roman: You think you can beat me at video games?

Roman: Incredible, it went in!

Roman: Your break.

Roman: Okay... I wonder what's on the radio?

Roman: Stay out of trouble.

Roman: You lucky shit, Niko.

Roman: Niko!

Roman: What's your problem?

Roman: Fuck you, idiot!

Roman: Stop hitting me, cousin!

Roman: You're a chump, cousin!

Roman: Fuck off, Niko!

Roman: Don't be a dick!

Roman: Come on, cousin!

Roman: I'm sorry, but that is mine!

Roman: I need that car back!

Roman: Give me that!

Niko: Funny guy. Give me that back!

Niko: I love this track!

Niko: I love this one!

Niko: This is a record, cousin!

Niko: Tune!

Niko: Now this is a fucking record, cousin!

Niko: OH, this record reminds me of sex, good sex!

Niko: What the hell?

Niko: What is going on?

Niko: You're kidding me.

Niko: What the fuck?

Niko: What now?

Niko: Don't be an ass.

Niko: Cousin, come on.

Niko: Please, cousin.

Niko: What the fuck are you doing, man?

Niko: Thank you.

Niko: Thank you, kindly.

Niko: Great! Thank you.

Roman Sad

Roman: Like I care.

Roman: It's gonna blow!

Roman: Niko!

Roman: Get us out of here!

Roman: Now I need music.

Roman: Whatever, hit me.

Roman: Just my luck. We get a speeding ticket while my life burns to the ground.

Roman: Where were they when my life was being destroyed.

Roman: Let's have some music. Might make me forget my life is fucked.

Roman: Niko, get us the fuck out of here.

Roman: These fuckers always turn up too late.

Roman: Not now.

Roman: Get in.

Roman: Now we need to drive there in something.

Roman: Oh, not this now!

Roman: Wait.

Roman: Hold up.

Roman: Fuck them.

Roman: I'm in no state to drive.

Roman: Now you, cousin?

Roman: Piss off. Go look for the idiot who burned my garage.

Roman: What are you doing?

Roman: What are we driving now exactly?

Roman: Get us a vehicle.

Roman: Not this, not now!

Roman: What are you doing?

Roman: Turn that off a minute.

Roman: I'm freaking out. I can't drive.

Roman: Come on.

Roman: Shit.

Roman: Shit.

Roman: No!

Roman: Move.

Roman: Out the way.

Roman: Out of my way.

Roman: What you do that for?

Roman: Come on.

Roman: This place is full of crazys.

Roman: Damn.

Roman: Look the fuck out.

Roman: Come on, get us out of here.

Roman: Come on, we've already lost everything.

Roman: We're upside down.

Roman: Now this...

Roman: Careful!

Roman: Watch out, man!

Roman: Niko!

Roman: Stop driving like an idiot.

Roman: You maniac!

Roman: Oh, Niko. For fuck's sake!

Roman: Hurry up, man. We're going to die.

Roman: Are things not fucked up enough for you? What is wrong?

Roman: Police, last thing we need.

Roman: Cops, look out.

Roman: Fuck you!

Roman: Screw you!

Roman: Oh, you dick!

Roman: Get lost.

Roman: Get out of here.

Roman: We need this. We're getting the fuck out of here.

Roman: Give me that back. We ain't got time for this shit.

Roman: Oh, shit.

Roman: Oh, fuck.

Roman: Thanks.

Roman Shaken Up

Roman: You dick!

Roman: We're going to die!

Roman: Niko, wait!

Roman: Get out of here!

Roman: Okay, let's put this on.

Roman: What are you doing?

Roman: Move!

Roman: This is the last shit I need.

Roman: Let's listen to some fucking music or something.

Roman: Get us the fuck out of here.

Roman: Get us out of here!

Roman: Fuck off, Niko.

Roman: Get in the fucking car.

Roman: We need a vehicle.

Roman: Ow!

Roman: Wait!

Roman: Fuck them.

Roman: I can't drive.

Roman: Shit.

Roman: Useless pig bastards.

Roman: Stop that!

Roman: Are we going to walk now? Get us a fucking vehicle.

Roman: Get us a car.

Roman: Just kill me then.

Roman: Get off me!

Roman: Turn that off.

Roman: I can't drive, I'm freaking out.

Roman: Get in.

Roman: It's on fire, fuck!

Roman: Fuck.

Roman: Shit.

Roman: Move.

Roman: Move along.

Roman: Out of my way.

Roman: Shit.

Roman: Fuck off.

Roman: Jesus!

Roman: Damn you.

Roman: Damn.

Roman: Calm down.

Roman: Are you trying to kill me now?

Roman: Oh, fuck.

Roman: What now?

Roman: I can't deal with this!

Roman: You hit him!

Roman: Careful!

Roman: Stop being a psycho!

Roman: Shit!

Roman: You lunatic bastard, Niko!

Roman: Fucking hurry up!

Roman: Get me the fuck out of here.

Roman: Cops!

Roman: The fucking pigs. A bit fucking late.

Roman: Fuck!

Roman: Look out.

Roman: Fuck you.

Roman: Get away.

Roman: Get the fuck away.

Roman: Fuck you!

Roman: Give me that back!

Roman: Fuck!

Roman: Oh, shit!

Roman: Thanks.

Unused dialogue

  • Alright, cousin. Maybe another time you will feel like being part of the family.
  • Cousin, I can't play no games with you just now. Sorry.
  • Cousin, I hope you are not forgetting your family in this city? We do this on different occasion.
  • Cousin, you do not have much family here, you should treat me with more respect. Maybe another time soon. Okay.
  • Hey Roman, sorry to fuck you round but I don't need no cab no more.
  • I will remember this next time you are in trouble, Niko. I will remember.
  • Niko, you are just fooling with me. Thanks a lot.
  • Really, Niko. I told everyone you were coming to get me. I will have to walk now.
  • Roman, I'm sorry but something has come up and I can no longer pick you up from the hospital.
  • Roman, you need to play a single player game. I can not hang out.
  • Sure, Niko. We can always do this another time. I see you then.
  • That's cool, cousin. Call again if you actually do need one.
  • You will leave your own cousin to walk home sick. Okay, Niko.