Publicity Tour

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Mission
Publicity Tour
Game GTA Vice City
For Love Fist
Target Drive until Love Fist diffuse the bomb in their limo.
Location Downtown
Reward $8000
Unlocks Love Fist Limo

Publicity Tour is the final mission in game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City played for rock band Love Fist.

Walkthrough


Brief

The Love Fist Psycho placed a bomb in the Love Fist Limo, which will go off if the Limo goes under 50 mp/h. So you have to drive over that speed until Love Fist diffuse the bomb in the Limo.

The Mission

When the mission starts, you'll be in the Love Fist Limo. As soon as the cutscene is over, start driving. There are three paths you can take to keep driving:

1) Vice Point: The hardest way. When you start driving make a turn to the opposite direction to which the lim is pointing, without lowering the speed too much. Keep driving through this path until you reach Prawn Island, then keep driving till you reach Vice Point, keep going along all routes you see until Love Fist diffuse the bomb.

2) Downtown: Make a turn to the path in the middle, (not the one the limo points to, nor the opposite direction) and keep driving through downtown, and a portion of Little Haiti and Little Havanna until Love Fist diffuses the bomb.

3) Cross Town: Drive straight through where the Limo is pointing and go thrugh the route with less turns. As of here it's basically the same as option 2, but you'll probably reach Viceport.

When the bomb is diffused, drive Love Fist to their gig and drop them off, after a cutscene, you've won the mission!

Script

(Love Fist Studio, Tommy Vercetti, Kent Paul, Dick, Percy and Jezz Torrent.)

Jezz Torrent: Tommy! Tommy! Tommy, man that psycho's back!

Tommy Vercetti: What's going on?

Kent Paul: That psycho won't leave Love Fist alone!

Jezz: You didnae kill him, man! And now he's back!

Kent: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the thing is...

Jezz: The thing is, we need someone to drive the limo we can trust, cause that nutter keeps making threats!

Percy: I'm shittin' masel', I need ma ma!

Dick: We're all bricking ourselves, man.

Tommy: Okay guys, calm down. I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals. But in your case, I'll make an exception.

(Love Fist Limo, Willy, Dick, Percy and Psycho.)

Willy: At last man, time for a well earned drink.

Percy: The venue's just a hundred yards down the road, man.

Willy: Better make it a large one then.

Dick: Hey Tommy, change the tunes man.

Percy: I get confused if my head ain't banging. Ah look, what this. Hey Tommy, stick this tape on!

Psycho: Love Fist. Your time polluting the airwaves is over. I gave you the chance to be friends. Now I'm giving you the chance to die! Try and slow down and your limousine will explod, along with your BIG, HAIRY ARSES!

(Love Fist Limo, Tommy, Jezz, Willy, Dick and Percy.)

Jezz: Tommy pal, you gotta save the band.

Tommy: I'm getting bored of this.

Jezz: Just keep the pedal to the metal!

Percy: We gotta find the bomb!

Dick: Can't we just keep driving around all day?

Willy: Aye, we've got plenty to drink.

Percy: Won't the bomb not be in the engine. We'll have to stop t get it.

Willy: We're all going to die! I'm gonna get drunk!

Dick. Hey, there's a queque here pal.

Percy: Willy! The answer ain't in the drinks cabinet.

Willy: Get out of my way!

Dick: Hey, the vodka bottle's got wires coming out of it!

Percy: That's not vodka, that's BOOMSHINE.

Jezz, Willy, Dick and Percy: Aaaarghhhhh! It's wired to blow! Arghhhhhhhhh!

Percy: They always said the drink would kill me.

Jezz: I've seen this on the telly. You've got to pull out one of the wires.

Dick: Which wire?

Jezz: I don't no man. I don't have a clue!

Percy: Willy, say something. I'm gonna play base in hell!

Jezz: Tommy, man. Keep driving fast pal.

Dick: Somebody do something!

Percy: Aye, clever! Somebody do something, what kind of crap is that! I've seen braver girls.

Jezz: OK, tough guy, you do something.

Percy: Look, man. I play a musical instrument, I don't have a clue about bomb disposal.

Dick: Willy could just suck out the boomshine with a straw.

Willy: Aye, I've heard that your good at that kind of thing.

Percy: Hey, I was off my tits that night, as well as you know.

Dick: Just pass Willy a straw!

Willy: A STRAW! This is the Love Fist Tour Bus!

Percy: Where am I gonna get a straw from, know wat I mean?

Jezz: Which wire, Tommy?

Tommy: The green one!

Jezz: There isn't a green one! Or is this the green one?

Dick: Any of these wires look green to you?

Percy: Oh, no! Deaths in the cards! Everything looks green!

Jezz: I should have dumped you lot when I had the chance, man.

Willy: Glory seeker.

Percy: Capitalist.

Jezz: I've been carrying you for years.

Dick: Shut up, you're a muppit.

Willy: A big screaming girl!

Dick: Yeah. Shut up and pull out a wire.

Jezz: Which wire?

Dick: This one.

Percy: No!

Jezz: Man, we're okay. We haven't been blow up.

Dick: Tommy, man. Nice one, rock and roll.

Jezz: Ain't we got a gig to go to?

Willy: A rcket to make. Gropies to abuse.

Jezz, Willy, Dick and Percy: LOVE FIST! LOVE FIST! LOVE FIST!

Willy: Have you finished with that bottle?

(The Concert, Percy and Dick.)

Percy: Jezz is running the tape. So we thought we'd show you our Temple of Rock - Get a feel for the Love Fist Fury!

Dick: Listen to yourself, amn. It's papier mache and gaffa tape.

Percy: Hey, to the kids it's a temple. And we are the priests.

Dick: Aye, well. If the kids like their priests half cut and tone deaf, who am I to argue?

Percy: Oh geez. The tape's getting chewed again? At this rate, we'll never get to play it live.

Dick: Ooooh shite! My bowels...

Percy: We gotta get on with it - thanks again Tommy. Know what I am saying. Nice one, bye!

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