Real Badman Random Encounter/Script

The following is a 'script of the encounter with Real Badman in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Script

Real Badman: Hey, my youth! Wha' gwan?

Niko: Uh... hey.

Real Badman: Hey! How ya gwa'an like ya dunno who me is rudeboy? Cho! Ya dunno who me is?

Niko: Badman... what's up?

Real Badman: Woy, me dare a rude boy! No one can test me nuh, rudeboy! No one can test me, seen?

Niko: Who's testing you?

Real Badman: Them slibba slabba Russian type, my youth.

Niko: Yeah?

Real Badman: Debts, everyt'ing, disrespect... yo rudeboy lemme tell ya somethin' right now. Me come y'here say fe drink milk, rudeboy... me no come yah fi count nah cow!

Niko: Right, whatever you say.

Real Badman: Yo rudeboy, lemme tell ya somethin'... y'see, fish could keep dem mouth closed... dem wouldn't get caught, rudeboy.

Niko: Exactly... tell you what, let's go hit those Russian fuckers right now.

Real Badman: Y'know what, rudeboy... come mek a go deal wit' dem boy dere right now.

Dialogue

Real Badman: The boy over pon Carrollton Street my youth. Come mek a' forward.

or:

Real Badman: Take I an' I a go Carrollton Street. Sight?

(Niko and Badman head towards Carrollton Street)

Real Badman: These bull buka Russians boy make I an' I vex, rasta! Dem come pon me corner and ting. Come upon me city. An all a' dis a fucker, rudeboy. I want my operation to run right. I don't want no Russian boy come tell me what fe do, ye see it?

Niko: Sure Badman, some Russians been up in my face as well.

Real Badman: My youth, listen, you a righteous youth, my youth. Jacob tell me about you long time. You a righteous youth, my youth, you sound like a rastaman.

Niko: Where is Jacob?

Real Badman: Why youth, him a' doing ting right now, ya no see? Catch up wit' 'im girl and ting. You know that youth. He love 'im girl and ting, ya know?

Niko: Yeah.

Real Badman: The youth a grind my youth, the man a hustlin youth, big respect fe him to that.

(The two arrive at Carrollton Street)

Real Badman: Yo, rudeboy, this a' de place.

or:

Real Badman: Righteous a' rudeboy, see we reach us a' now

(The two begin to fight the Russians)

Real Badman: I and I am a bred' that goin' mash the ting ya know. Crossed the wrong rasta, rudeboy. You bout feel me teeth now!

(The two kill the Russians)

Real Badman: You a righteous youth my youth. Dem Russian boy, cause me no more boderation rudeboy, respect due.

Niko: Don't worry about it man.

Real Badman: Yo, rudeboy, I catch you around an ting man, one love, rasta.

Alternate dialogue

Real Badman: This Russian boy, dem greedy youth, my youth, come in like say, dem know what it takes to be the dan-dada. Cha, the boy done crossed the wrong rastaman now, me a' tell you.

Niko: He fucked with you, he fucked with me.

Real Badman: W a'galang a mash up dem boy der good. Shoot up dem bum-boys an' show dem boys da whole jam-down style.

Niko: I've never been to Jamaica.

Real Badman: Go with Jacob, rasta. You got lots of spirit for Jah.

Failing the mission

Russian escapes

Real Badman: Kiss me neck bwoy! You see dat, my youth?