Real Badman Random Encounter/Script

The following is a script of the encounter with Real Badman in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Script

Real Badman: Hey, my youth! Wha' gwan?

Niko: Uh... hey.

Real Badman: Hey! How ya gwa'an like ya dunno who me is rudeboy? Cho! Ya dunno who me is?

Niko: Badman... what's up?

Real Badman: Woy, me dare a rude boy! No one can test me nuh, rudeboy! No one can test me, seen?

Niko: Who's testing you?

Real Badman: Them slibba slabba Russian type, my youth.

Niko: Yeah?

Real Badman: Debts, everyt'ing, disrespect... yo rudeboy lemme tell ya somethin' right now. Me come y'here say fe drink milk, rudeboy... me no come yah fi count nah cow!

Niko: Right, whatever you say.

Real Badman: Yo rudeboy, lemme tell ya somethin'... y'see, fish could keep dem mouth closed... dem wouldn't get caught, rudeboy.

Niko: Exactly... tell you what, let's go hit those Russian fuckers right now.

Real Badman: Y'know what, rudeboy... come mek a go deal wit' dem boy dere right now.

Dialogue

Real Badman: The boy over pon Carrollton Street my youth. Come mek a' forward.

(Niko and Badman head towards Carrollton Street)

Real Badman: These bull buka Russians boy make I an' I vex, rasta! Dem come pon me corner and ting. Come upon me city. An all a' dis a fucker, rudeboy. I want my operation to run right. I don't want no Russian boy come tell me what fe do, ye see it?

Niko: Sure Badman, some Russians been up in my face as well.

Real Badman: My youth, listen, you a righteous youth, my youth. Jacob tell me about you long time. You a righteous youth, my youth, you sound like a rastaman.

Niko: Where is Jacob?

Real Badman: Why youth, him a' doing ting right now, ya no see? Catch up wit' 'im girl and ting. You know that youth. He love 'im girl and ting, ya know?

Niko: Yeah.

Real Badman: The youth a grind my youth, the man a hustlin youth, big respect fe him to that.

Failing the mission

Russian escapes

Real Badman: Kiss me neck bwoy! You see dat, my youth?