Salvatore's Salvation/Script< Salvatore's Salvation
Toni Cipriani: JD!
Joseph Daniel O'Toole: Toni, thank god you're here. I'm sweating like my uncle in a school yard - my minds going crazy. What are we gonna do?
Toni Cipriani: About what?
Joseph Daniel O'Toole: Oh God I can't believe it, he is gonna cut my balls off. He's gonna put them in a vice! Not necessarily in that order. Oh God! I feel like the day the FBI searched my hard drive! Oh, my heart's racing. Have you got any vallion? Or rohapnin? What about... No, no... See I got too many of those...
Toni Cipriani: What's going on?
Joseph Daniel O'Toole: Oh God I can't believe this... Why am I to blame?! It's not my fault. But you know Salvatore, he's gonna get the vice squad on my ass. Oh my God, it's gonna be like those statutory rape charges! Have you ever been in prison on statutory rape charges, man? They come in at you at the showers! Oh God, and she was 18! Oh my God! This is gonna be worse!
Toni Cipriani: Listen you babbling cock sucker. What in god's name is wrong?
Joseph Daniel O'Toole: It's Salvatore. He was kidnapped while leaving the club.
Toni Cipriani: Well why didn't you say so? Instead of making me listen to that crap. Come on.
Joseph Daniel O'Toole: That's one of the guys who took Salvatore!
(Toni follows a Sindacco gang member to a location in Chinatown)
Sindacco #1: Where is he? In the trunk?
Sindacco #2: Good. We're taking him to the crusher. The boss wants him flatter than pizza.
(Toni chases the Sindacco car, eventually taking the car himself)
Salvatore Leone: Mmmpphh - mmmphhh - mpphh.
Toni Cipriani: Is that you Mr. Leone? It's me, Toni. Don't worry about a thing. I'm getting you out of there!
(Toni drives toward Salvatore's home in Saint Mark's)
Salvatore Leone: Mmpphh - arrrgghh - arrggghh - arrg
(Toni drives to Salvatore's home)
Salvatore Leone: What kind of driving was that? You trying to kill me?
Toni Cipriani: Mr. Leone. Boss. I'm sorry. What can I tell ya?
Salvatore Leone: Sons of Bitches! They think they can do that to me! I'll tear their fucking hearts out! This doesn't end here! ...for Christ sakes Toni - you saved my ass - call me Sal!