Samantha Muldoon

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Samantha Muldoon is a celebrity in Grand Theft Auto IV. At the very beginning of the game, she is married (her fourth marriage) to Kirk Simplex for a mere twenty minutes. Their marriage ceremony cost $50 million, featured her thirteen foreign children in heritage costumes, and A-Z List magazine paid $15 million for exclusive coverage. After her failed marriage, Muldoon switched religions three times within a week, from Buddhism to Kabbalah to Epsilon. She has fourteen adopted children from various countries, the most recent is a baby from Sub-Saharan Africa which she returned due to its constant crying. Another child, "Wave", who had grown to be eight years old and was given a faux-hawk (similar to Angelina Jolie's child Maddox), wasn't seen for some time and was probably sent home as well. Both her religious choices and third-world adoptions are also meant to parody Madonna, although Muldoon is much younger.

LCPD Database information

Surname: Muldoon

First Name: Samantha

Age: 26

Place of Birth: Los Santos

Affiliations: N/A

Criminal Record:

  • 2003 - Driving While Intoxicated
  • 2006 - Driving While Intoxicated

Notes:

  • Famous pop singer.
  • Engaged to hedge fund mogul, Kirk Simplex.
  • Controversy surrounds the "adoption" of her 13 children from developing nations.