Sara Random Encounter 2/Script

The following is a script of the second encounter with Sara in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Script

Sara: Can I ask you a question?

Niko: Yes, you're really hot, Mrs. recently divorced, guys with eyes on stalks... five hundred dollar shoes.

Sara: Excuse me?

Niko: I gave you a lift a little while ago? We met late at night? You were pretty wasted.

Sara: Shit... you're joking?

Niko: No.

Sara: Christ. I have to stop combining drinking with those sleeping pills. That keeps happening.

Niko: Well, no harm done.

Sara: Well, thank you. Listen, I know it's a lot to ask, but I don't suppose I could ask you for a favor? You couldn't run across town and get me something, could you? It's just that we've got a fashion shoot later.

Niko: Do I have to? I'm kind of on my way some...

Sara: Typical! Typical fucking man. When I'm drunk and you think you can feel my breasts up, you'll do anything... but the minute it's daytime and I ask a normal and reasonable favor, it's "Fuck you, Sara, you've got a vagina. Why should I help you?"

Niko: Okay, okay! What do you need?

Sara: Just collect a box for me from Perseus off Pyrite Street and Bismarck. It should only take a minute.

Niko: Sure.

Sara: You're an angel. Bring it to Pier 45.

Dialogue

(Niko goes to Perseus and talks to the shop assistant)

Niko: Hello, I am here to get a package... it's for some woman, she said you'd know I was coming.

Assistant: Sure, sweetie. I've got it right here. That'll be five hundred.

Niko: I think there's been a misunderstanding. I'm just here to pick it up, I'm not paying you.

Assistant: Sorry, sugar. If you want the package, you're going to have to pay for it. That's the way things work.

(If Niko threatens the assistant)

Niko: Give me the fucking package.

Assistant: Please, don't hurt me. I'll give it to you. I was just doing my job. Don't hurt me... please.

Niko: Your job was to give this to me. Goodbye.

(Niko takes the package to Sara)

Niko: Here's your package.

Sara: You're a life saver. I don't know what I would have done without you.

(Or, if Niko buys the package and takes it to Sara)

Niko: Here's your shit. But they didn't know I was coming at the story. I had to pay.

Sara: Those PR people - morons! You think they would kill to see their product in a spread like this. I'll call and get everything squared for you.