Victor Vance asking Reni Wassulmaier about any potential buyers for his cocaine as Frankie looks on
|Game||GTA Vice City Stories|
|Location||Prawn Island, Vice City|
Kill Phil: Part 2 (after completing Purple Haze)|
|Unlocked by||Kill Phil|
Say Cheese is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories given to protagonist Victor Vance by avant garde film director Reni Wassulmaier from the InterGlobal Films Studios on Prawn Island, Vice City.
Victor has been messaged by Reni and informed that she has some more work for him. When arriving at the InterGlobal Films' course, Reni is seen making a film. After a long on-going talk between them, Reni tells Victor that there's a commercial and they need a stuntman. Victor gets on a Jetski and goes through all the checkpoints while being filmed by a Armadillo following him from above. After a while Victor eventually reaches the shore in Ocean Beach and hops on a PCJ-600 bike with special handling. After going through all the checkpoints he is rewarded and a bit of cheese is shown outside the door of a house.
(Reni, Frankie and Victor inside InterGlobal course.)
Reni Wassulmaier: Cut, cut, cut! It is boring! Terrible! I'm a hack! Oh, conventional drivel...
Victor Vance: Uh, Reni, you got some contacts for me?
Reni Wassulmaier: Darling, do serious purchasers of enormous quantities of uncut cocaine grow on trees?! Maybe in your town, but not in mine.
Victor Vance: OK, then why do you keep calling me over here? Look, I'm in this to make money. For my brother. I don't have time to waste.
Reni Wassulmaier: Darling, that is beautiful. One day, I will make a film like that. Two brothers; one is a dog. The other - a librarian. Love blossoms between a man... and a pig. Three swans die. The end! Genius!
Victor Vance: Whatever you say, but in the meantime, I've got a business to run. I've got to make some money.
Reni Wassulmaier: But darling, wait - if it's money you need, maybe you can breathe some life into this bloody fucking mess. Somebody burn the script! Let's make art, people!
(Victor starts going through the checkpoints and Reni talks through megaphone.)
Reni Wassulmaier: Jump! Use the ramp! Faster, faster, harder! Amazing, darling! Yes, yes, that's it! Don't stop!
(Victor completes the commercial and a cheese is shown with a man talking on background.)
Man: All because she can't get enough.
- The objective of the mission is similar to G-Spotlight in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
- The commercial that is filmed during the mission is a parody of the popular Cadbury's Milk Tray adverts that aired in the UK, in which a man went to extreme lengths to deliver the box of chocolates to a woman. These adverts ended with the line, "All because the lady loves Milk Tray".
|PS2 Version - GTASeriesVideos|