Scanner Dialogue

This section here has all the conversations on the scanners in Grand Theft Auto:Vice City and Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas, now here are the scripts for it.

Vice City

Kaufman Cabs

• Delores: Tommy Vercetti, Mr. Rosenberg just called for you he sounded drunk or something.
• Delores: Can somebody get to the beach, there's some tourists to rip off.
• Delores: Tommy we're losing customers to VC Cabs so you better be out there.
• Delores: Tommy the police are here for you.
• Delores: I got a pick up on Prawn Island, any takers?
  Taxi driver #1: Hmmm, I smell something fishy, get it Doris? FISHY?!
• Delores: This is control in a chair.
  Taxi driver #2: Yeah, what?
  Delores: You're sacked you sick bastard, don't try showing your face around here again.
• Delores: There's some kind of demonstration going on in Little Haiti. If you can get there you'll make a killing.
• Delores: 31, you still out there? Mrs. Parkins wants a ride to the beach.
  Taxi driver #1: (berating) Mrs. Parkins can go eat shit.
• Delores: Stop jerking around and do some work. We got bills to pay, theres a crowd of people outside the Malibu Club, go rip 'em off.
• Delores: Take out those VC Cabs, boys.
  Taxi driver #1: What are you, nuts?
  Delores: Do it for me.
  Taxi driver #1: Alright sweetheart.
• Delores: Make some money.
  Taxi driver #4: How do I do that?
  Delores: Triple the fares.
  Taxi driver #4: You gotta be kidding me.
  Delores: Reciepts cost double.
• Delores: Hey Tommy, a girl named Mercedes Cortez rang asking to be picked up from Vice Point.
• Delores: I got a fat bitch needs driving to the Escobar International Airport.
  Taxi driver #1: Yeah! I'm on it. Gimme the whale.
• Delores: Tommy, a Mr. Phil Cassidy just called offering a cheap alternative to gasoline.
• Delores: Calling all cars, there is a young man here demanding his pants backs.
• Delores: Hurry up, all of you we got tourists to rip off.
• Delores: Are you all making money out there?
  Taxi driver #1: Yeah Doris yeah.
  Delores: Do some work you lazy bastards.
• Taxi driver #1: Could you call the cops some guy just took a swipe at me.
  Delores: What do you think this is, the gentle school of taxi driving? KILL 'EM. KILL 'EM.
• Delores: Calling all cars.
  Taxi driver #2: Ah come on!
  Delores: Come on there's roadblocks Downtown Vice City, make sure you get stuck in them.

Vice City Police Department

• Police Control: This is a repeat call for a car in the Downtown Vice City area to attend a disturbance.
• Police Control: This is a notice from the chief: All over time payments have been cancelled, have a great day, over.
• Police Control: We got an incident at the Vice Point Mall, backup requested, backup requested.
• Police Control: We have a stolen squad car driving erratically.
• Police Control: We got problems at Ocean Beach.
  Officer Miller: This is Miller, I'll check it out.
• Police Control: We got a stolen squad car.
• Police Control: All paid leaves have been cancelled.
• Police Control: Message from the captain: whoever stole his personal magazines better make themselves know immediately, those are for "investigate" purposes only.
• Police Control: We got a stolen car, and a robbery in progress, over.
  Police unit #5793: This is 5793, I'm in the area, I'll take a look.
• Policeman: (a bunch of gunshots have been heard) I'm gonna need a SWAT team fast!!
• Officer Jones: Backup requested! Backup requested! Immediately over.
  Officer Miller: Got a problem Jones? Why don't you try fighting crime and get away from that microphone you dumb asshole!
  Officer Jones: You're a real asshole Miller!
• Policeman: We got a serious problem down here, we need fire, two ambulances and a SWAT team, come on!
• Policeman: I got a man down, I got a man down!!
• Police Control: Nothing seems to be happening.
• Police Control: Some idiot keeps stealing ambulances, keep a look out.
• Police Control: Is there an officer near the Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts Downtown Vice City? There must be!
  Policeman: Do you want us to leave?
• Police Control: We got suspected arson attack in Little Haiti, all services requested.
• Police Control: We got real problems at the Ocean Beach.
• Police Control: Message from the captain: crime is up. We need more arrests, just bag anyone.
  Policeman: I'm on it.
• Police Control: We got a request for backup we got gang problems between Haitians and Cubans, two cars go and investigate, over.
• Policeman: We got a problem on Starfish Island, backup requested.
• Police Control: We got problems on Prawn Island, a woman has gone crazy or something.
  Policeman: I'm nearby, I'll check it out.
• Police Control: We got a breakdancer with a broken back somewhere in Downtown Vice City, ambulance requested over.
• Policeman: Somewhere in Downtown Vice City, backup requested, over.
• Policeman: We got a fat woman stuck in an elevator and I'm checking it out.
• Policeman: (about a girl, to another policeman) She was an escort, you ain't never had a real broad in your life.
  Policeman #2: She was my girlfriend pal, I didn't have to pay for that.
• Police Control: This is radio control, we got problems Downtown Vice City, backup requested, over.
  Police unit #4754: This is 4754, I got contact.
• Police Control: This is radio control, we got an incident in Little Haiti, disturbance in progress, over.
• Police unit #1327: This is 1327, nothing going on.
• Policeman: We got, we got a request for backup, we got probles between Haitians and Cubans, car #1 and #2 go down and investigate, repeat car #1 and #2.
• Police Control: We got an emergency situation on Ocean Beach, all services requested.
  Policeman: I checked it out, not a big deal. Just a couple of idiots with a case of Giggle Cream, I gave them a little beating, nothing too serious.
• Police Control: All services attentive immediately.
  Policeman: All services.
• Policeman: (gunshots have been heard) What's the deal with the SWAT guys?! How much do these guys make? They must got the really flash cars.
• Police Control: Message from the captain: can the person or persons responsible for the nasty mess in the cantine please make themselves known.
• Policeman: Anyone got any jokes? I'm bored already.
• Jackson: Message from the capain: he really needs his magazines back.
  Policeman: Hey Jackson, tell the captain I saw his wife. No wonder he likes them magazines.