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Sir, Yes Sir!

Mission
Sir, Yes Sir!
Juan Cortez asking Tommy Vercetti to steal a tank.

Juan Cortez asking Tommy Vercetti to steal a tank.
Game GTA Vice City
For Juan Cortez
Target Rhino
Location Ocean Beach, Vice City
Fail
Reward $2,000
Unlocks Death Row (after completing Supply & Demand)
Unlocked by Phnom Penh '86

Sir, Yes, Sir! is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City given to protagonist Tommy Vercetti by retired army colonel Juan Cortez from his yacht docked in the Ocean Bay Marina in Ocean Beach, Vice City.

Mission

Colonel Cortez, after calling Tommy back to his ship, tells him that he has a certain buyer who wants a piece of "military hardware", which is currently being taken with a military convoy from the north of Little Haiti to the military garage in Viceport. Colonel Cortez wants Tommy to steal it and take it to his lock-up in Little Havana for him to collect and then sell. Tommy drives to the convoy and steals the tank. He then drives it to the lock-up before it self destructs, while at the same time avoiding attacks from both the remaining army soldiers and the police.

Script

Juan Cortez: Diaz was pleased, and would like to meet you again.

Tommy Vercetti: Is that a good thing?

Juan Cortez: Of course! Although I'm starting to think that Diaz was responsible for our unfortunate loss...

Tommy Vercetti: What makes you say that?

Juan Cortez: One does not wave accusations at a man like Diaz - I'm merely thinking out loud... No matter. I have a proposal that you could profit from...

Tommy Vercetti: I don't have time to run more errands, Cortez.

Juan Cortez: I would have thought a man with such dangerous debts would be hungry for opportunities. Please, Tommy, at least hear me out.

Tommy Vercetti: Go on...

Juan Cortez: I have a buyer for a piece of military hardware that is being taken through town. Pick it up for me... and once you get it, I want you to call me immediately, then...

(Tommy drives to the convoy)

(If Tommy blocks the convoy)

Commander: CONVOY HALT! Get that civilian out of the way soldier!

Soldier: Sir, Yes Sir!

Commander: This is a military convoy, do not obstruct our route!

(If Tommy continues blocking)

Commander: Drop him Soldier!

(If Tommy moves out of the way)

Commander: OK, PLATOON MOVE IT OUT!

(If Tommy blocks or goes near the tank)

Soldier: Civilian, move away from the tank!

(If Tommy continues blocking)

Soldier: I SAID, move away, IMMEDIATELY!

(If Tommy continues blocking)

Commander: Drop him soldier!

(If Tommy moves out of the way)

Commander: OK, PLATOON MOVE IT OUT!

(If a vehicle obstructs the path instead)

Commander: Get that civilian vehicle out of our way!

Soldier: Sir! Moving vehicle Sir!

(If the path has been cleared out)

Commander: OK, PLATOON MOVE IT OUT!

(If convoy reaches doughnut shop)

Commander: Go get some doughnuts, soldier!

Soldier: Sir, Yes Sir!

(Soldier runs into the shop and comes back with the doughnuts)

Soldier: Target acquired, Sir!

(If Tank reaches its destination safely)

Commander: Objective completed! Platoon dismissed!

Soldier: Let's go eat some doughnuts.

(If Tommy attacks the convoy)

Soldier: DEFENSIVE POSITIONS!

(If Tommy kills the soldier on top of the tank)

Driver of tank: I'm getting out of here.

(If Tommy kills him from a distance)

Soldier: SNIPER!

(If tommy snipes the gunner with a sniper rifle)

Commander: What's up with the gunner?

Soldier: Sir, I dunno sir.

(Tommy enters the tank)

Military Operator: Security protocol Delta India Echo triggered! Vehicle self destruct initiated!

(The timer is nearly full)

Military Operator: Die, you communist scum!

Post-mission phone call script

This phone call may instead be triggered after completion of the mission Supply & Demand, depending on which mission is completed last

Kent Paul: Awright me ol'china! It's Paul. I might have a little result for you, but I need to speak to you in person. I'm enjoying a little R&R at the Club Malibu. Reckon you're gonna owe me a favor or two after this, sunshine. I'll see you later.

Reward

The reward for completing the mission is $2,000. The mission Death Row for Kent Paul is unlocked, if the mission Supply & Demand has also been completed.

Trivia

  • Once entering the tank, security protocol Delta India Echo is triggered. In the military phonetic alphabet Delta India Echo spells DIE. The protocol self-destructs the stolen tank after a short amount of time, killing the operator.
  • The three star wanted level obtained in this mission when stealing the Rhino Tank is permanent, until the player delivers the tank to the garage. It cannot be reduced even with the use of cheats or by collecting police bribes, nor can it be increased even with the use of cheats or repeated havoc against police.

Gallery

See also

Video Walkthrough

PC Version - GTASeriesVideos