Suzie Gaunt

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Suzie Gaunt is a character in Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars. Suzie sent spam emails to people all over Liberty City, offering them an oppurtinity to become a prostitute.

Email

SPAM ALERT: LINKS DISABLED

Say goodbye to money worries: Become a prostitute today!

Why get fucked for minimum wage when you can get fucked for real and get paid more?
As a bonus, you'll be able to list the STD's you'll contract, after your name, like a fancy college professor's letters.
That'll impress your friends at hooker dinner parties!

Click the link and become an E-Hooker

Yours,
Suzie Gaunt VD, Pox, HIV (Hons)