Talk:Carl Johnson

I edited the "In Grand Theft Auto III" part of the page. What was there was very sketchy speculation being passed on as fact. When R* confirms that Carl Johnson of San Andreas fame somehow metamorphosized into a chunky caucasian middle-aged baseball-uniform-wearing snob between 1994 and 2001, I will restore the original statement. :) -Slick

Michael Jackson dyed his skin color from African-American to Caucasian so it was very possible that Carl Johnson, through the wealth he gained while helping GSF take over San Andreas, did the same thing. -RyanVG

It is also very possible that CJ's mom was also Toni Cipriani's mom and faked her death (we never see her physically die) because she wanted to get CJ out of Liberty City so she could go there and act as Toni's mom instead. While this is certainly not IMPOSSIBLE, it is not a theory that has many followers (in fact, it has zero) because there's no proof this happened. There are plenty of people named Carl in the world. -Slick

Death

The last edit to this article states that Carl died, using an apparant easter egg from GTA IV as proof. Does the easter egg exists? Even if it does exist, should it be considered canon? This also applies to Tommy Vercetti, Toni Cipriani and Claude. A-Dust 10:50, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

I don't think it should be considered as canon:

"In the Grand Theft Auto universe, the events that are considered to be canon, or to have officially happened, are only those in the games' main storylines (GTA 1 to GTA IV) and cutscenes (including The Introduction)."

We can mention it in the article, but I don't think we should make a point of it when talking about Carl in terms of the storyline. Thoughts? Eganio^Talk 21:05, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

To add to Eganio's point, GTA IV in in a new universe, meaning that easter eggs are exactly that, and are not proof of anyones death or ANY event that they might tell of as the vents of the past games didn't even exist in this world. Biggest GTA Fan Ever^Talk 05:38, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

Age?

From a guess, i would say Carl would be around 25 by GTA:SA. Is this true?

Carl's car

Can someone please provide a refference for why someone has come to the desicion that carl's car is a ZR350. where is the proof to back up the info.Andrew nicholson 17:14, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

"Wu Zi Mu" - ZS 17:24, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Technically, he did win it, but it's still up to the player whether or not they want to keep it. It's really subjective. - ZS 17:54, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Better description

This time GTA wanted to be Boyz N Da Hood. Rather than an actual GTA game, this is just an angry, black Tamagotchi. You play as a pussy chocolate drop called CJ (moar liek BJ amirite?!) who chickens out after one of his brothers got killed, then has his mom killed by a rival gang. Long story short, you come from rags to riches, eat fried chicken, fuck insane women, eat fried chicken, get a pink Mohawk, eat fried chicken, help Eazy E steal boxes from the National Guard and have hot coffee with Samuel L. Muthafuckin' Jackson. He never actually becomes a rapper in this game, but other people insist he is. Did I mention eat fried chicken (srsly)? This game also contains the failed meme/abortion known as OG Loc, who is the Weegee to CJ's Mario. He makes no sense, is kinda disturbing and nobody cares about him. Copying Weegeee even further, you have to go-kart race Oriental Gentleman Loc and near the end, CJ gets to shoot him, but instead he takes his rhyme book and his record company. Anyway, the game ends when you finally kill Biggie Smalls and the bad cop Tenpenny (moar like Ten-Penis dime amirite?). That didn't solve anything though, because his mom is still dead and everything is still fucked up. The main guy can actually swim in this edition, though the question is what's the point when you're playing as a fat nigger? Also, you can get fat, ride steal bicycles and go to Liberty City.