The Incredible Kleinman

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'The Incredible Kleinman is a magician who entertains the audience in Perestroika by cheating death, with his "lovely assistant" Laurel. He is seen in many acts and he keeps failing to "cheat death" as he gets killed in many acts like getting stabbed deeply into the arm inside the black box and burned to death by Laurel, who has set him on fire, shot through the head by a Pistol, which stands xstill before Laurel touches him into the ground, frightening the audeince, even being cut in half by a saw by Laurel. He even accidentaly stabbed his assistant by throwing a knife into her shoulder. His "cheating death" acts did not go very well as the audience becomes frightened and even having panic attacks. It is unknown how he keeps perforing acts even after fatal accidents.