The Job/Script

The following is a script for The Job, a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

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Tommy Vercetti: As you can see, gentlemen, this is going to be the easiest buck we ever made.

Ken Rosenberg: Tommy, seriously, you gotta consider going into law.

Phil Cassidy: What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan! Well, who needs a simple plan anyway? Take communism, now that was a simple plan. Didn't do Russia any favors, huh?

Tommy Vercetti: Calm down, all right? With a team like this it's going to be no problem. We got Cam on safe. Phil? You and me will handle security, and Hilary'll drive the getaway car.

Ken Rosenberg: Uh, heh heh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no end in this town? Somebody who...

Tommy Vercetti: Ken... Ken, that's right. Ken here, he washes the money for us and he keeps the drinks on ice.

(Laughter)

Hilary King: I don't understand what I am supposed to be doing here.

Tommy Vercetti: Look, it's easy. Haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, we wave the gun around, and leave very rich men.

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(Outside Malibu Club)

Tommy Vercetti: I'll drive.

Hilary King: Great. A passenger. Wait 'til I tell the group about this.

(Tommy drives the team to the bank)

Cam Jones: Tommy, Hilary's taking up too much room!

Hilary King: I am not!

Cam Jones: Are too!

Tommy Vercetti: Hey, shut up you two, or you can get out and walk.

Cam Jones: Yeah - HILARY.

(After driving a while)

Tommy Vercetti: For god's sake, Phil, stop waving that thing around!

(If Tommy damages the car too much)

Hilary King: The car's ruined. RUINED!

Cam Jones: You cling to an illusion of permanence.

Hilary King: What?

Cam Jones: You think all things will last. Youth, loved ones, pizza, all will pass or end and you must accept that.

Hilary King: You're right. Thanks Cam.

Cam Jones: Don't mention it.

(If Tommy gets out of the taxi before reaching the bank)

Hilary King: Hey Tommy, why have we stopped?

(The team arrives at the El Banco Corrupto Grande.)

Tommy Vercetti: Keep driving around the block, OK?

Hilary King: Okay, Tommy, okay.

(Hilary drives away. The team goes to the bushes beside the bank and changes outfits.)

Tommy Vercetti: Ok, guys. Nice and easy just as we planned.

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(The team raids the bank.)

Tommy Vercetti: THIS IS A RAID! NOBODY MOVE! EVERYBODY UP AGAINST THAT WALL! Phil, hold down the fort!

Phil Cassidy: Wilco roger that!

Tommy Vercetti: Come on, Cam. The vault's upstairs...

(Tommy and Cam head upstairs to the vault. Cam examines the vault.)

Cam Jones: Damn! It's a Flange 9000! This could take hours to crack. Or five minutes if you can find the manager.

Tommy Vercetti: I'll go see where he's holed up.

(Tommy heads downstairs.)

Tommy Vercetti: Phil, things still sweet?

Phil Cassidy: Sure. Everything's reeaal quiet.

(Tommy arrives at the manager's office.)

Tommy Vercetti: You - you're coming with me.

Manager: Ok! Ok! Just don't shoot!

(Tommy approaches the elevator.)

Phil Cassidy: I SAID NOBODY MOVE!

(Tommy takes the manager to the vault.)

Manager: It's on a time lock, You might as well give up now!

Cam Jones: Hell, I can bypass the time lock, Then we just need your key code and we're good!

Tommy Vercetti: Stay here. Try to do anything and you're dead. I'll go check on Phil, I'll be right back.

(Tommy heads back up but suddenly the alarm goes off.)

Phil Cassidy: I told you not to touch that alarm! The SWAT team will be here any minute! I could do with some help here, Tommy!

SWAT (voice): Vice City S.W.A.T! You are completely surrounded!

Phil Cassidy: Surrounded? HA HA HA HAAAAAaaa! They're crapping themselves, corrupt bastards!

Cam Jones: Tommy! The vault's open.

Tommy Vercetti: OK. We got SWAT retirement funds. Let's get out of here!

SWAT (voice): Okay! You asked for it! You got your last chance!

Phil Cassidy: They're storming the place! Take cover!

(Phil and Tommy kill all the attacking SWAT)

Phil Cassidy: That's the last of them. GO! GO! GO!

(Outside the bank, if Cam died.)

Phil Cassidy: Where's Cam?

Tommy Vercetti: History...

Phil Cassidy: Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues!

(Outside the bank.)

Phil Cassidy: Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues!

(Hilary arrives in the taxi.)

Hilary King: Hey guys! Get in! I got you covered!

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(The SWAT kills Hilary. Tommy, Phil and Cam head back to Cam's Can Openers.)

Phil Cassidy: We made it! We're rich! RICH!!

Mercedes Cortez: Tommy, would you like a massage?

Tommy Vercetti: Oh, hi there Mercedes. Yeah, I'm feeling a little tense.

Kent Paul: What'd I tell you Tommy? What'd I tell you? Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town! Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate, c'mon. I gotta get some new threads.

(If Cam got killed.)

Phil Cassidy: We made it! We're rich! RICH!

Tommy Vercetti: Shame Cam didn't make it, he was a good guy!

Phil Cassidy: Yeah.

Tommy Vercetti: Still... more for us!

Phil Cassidy: Damned straight! YEEEEHAAAH!

Mercedes Cortez: Tommy, would you like a massage?

Tommy Vercetti: Well, Hi there, Mercedes! Yeah, I'm a little tense...

Kent Paul: What'd I tell you Tommy? What'd I tell you? Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town. Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate, c'mon. I gotta get some new threads.