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'''Hilary King''': What?
 
'''Hilary King''': What?
  
'''Cam Jones''': You think all things will last. Youth, loved ones, pizza, All will pass or end and you must accept that.
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'''Cam Jones''': You think all things will last. Youth, loved ones, pizza, all will pass or end and you must accept that.
  
 
'''Hilary King''': You're right. Thanks Cam.
 
'''Hilary King''': You're right. Thanks Cam.
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'''Tommy Vercetti''': Keep driving around the block, OK?
 
'''Tommy Vercetti''': Keep driving around the block, OK?
  
'''Hilary King''': Okay, Tommy, Okay.
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'''Hilary King''': Okay, Tommy, okay.
  
 
(''Hilary drives away. The team goes to the bushes beside the bank and changes outfits.)''
 
(''Hilary drives away. The team goes to the bushes beside the bank and changes outfits.)''
  
'''Tommy Vercetti''': Ok, guys. Nice an easy just as we planned.
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'''Tommy Vercetti''': Ok, guys. Nice and easy just as we planned.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 19:50, 5 January 2012

The following is a script for The Job, a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.


Tommy Vercetti: As you can see, gentlemen, this is going to be the easiest buck we ever made.

Ken Rosenberg: Tommy, seriously, you gotta consider going into law.

Phil Cassidy: What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan! Well, who needs a simple plan anyway? Take communism, now that was a simple plan. Didn't do Russia any favors, huh?

Tommy Vercetti: Calm down, all right? With a team like this it's going to be no problem. We got Cam on safe. Phil? You and me will handle security, and Hilary'll drive the getaway car.

Ken Rosenberg: Uh, heh heh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no end in this town? Somebody who...

Tommy Vercetti: Ken... Ken, that's right. Ken here, he washes the money for us and he keeps the drinks on ice.

(Laughter)

Hilary King: I don't understand what I am supposed to be doing here.

Tommy Vercetti: Look, it's easy. Haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, we wave the gun around, and leave very rich men.


(Outside Malibu Club)

Tommy Vercetti: I'll drive.

Hilary King: Great. A passenger. Wait 'til I tell the group about this.

(Tommy drives the team to the bank)

Cam Jones: Tommy, Hilary's taking up too much room!

Hilary King: I am not!

Cam Jones: Are too!

Tommy Vercetti: Hey, shut up you two, or you can get out and walk.

Cam Jones: Yeah - HILARY.

(After driving a while)

Tommy Vercetti: For god's sake, Phil, stop waving that thing around!

(If Tommy damages the car too much)

Hilary King: The car's ruined. RUINED!

Cam Jones: You cling to an illusion of permanence.

Hilary King: What?

Cam Jones: You think all things will last. Youth, loved ones, pizza, all will pass or end and you must accept that.

Hilary King: You're right. Thanks Cam.

Cam Jones: Don't mention it.

(If Tommy gets out of the taxi before reaching the bank)

Hilary King: Hey Tommy, why have we stopped?

(The team arrives at the El Banco Corrupto Grande.)

Tommy Vercetti: Keep driving around the block, OK?

Hilary King: Okay, Tommy, okay.

(Hilary drives away. The team goes to the bushes beside the bank and changes outfits.)

Tommy Vercetti: Ok, guys. Nice and easy just as we planned.


(The team raids the bank.)

Tommy Vercetti: THIS IS A RAID! NOBODY MOVE! EVERYBODY UP AGAINST THAT WALL! Phil, hold down the fort!

Phil Cassidy: Wilco roger that!

Tommy Vercetti: Come on, Cam. The vault's upstairs...

(Tommy and Cam head upstairs to the vault. Cam examines the vault.)

Cam Jones: Damn! It's a Flange 9000! This could take hours to crack. Or five minutes if you can find the manager.

Tommy Vercetti: I'll go see where he's holed up.

(Tommy heads downstairs.)

Tommy Vercetti: Phil, things still sweet?

Phil Cassidy: Sure. Everything's reeaal quiet.

(Tommy arrives at the manager's office.)

Tommy Vercetti: You - you're coming with me.

Manager: Ok! Ok! Just don't shoot!

(Tommy approaches the elevator.)

Phil Cassidy: I SAID NOBODY MOVE!

(Tommy takes the manager to the vault.)

Manager: It's on a time lock, You might as well give up now!

Cam Jones: Hell, I can bypass the time lock, Then we just need your key code and we're good!

Tommy Vercetti: Stay here. Try to do anything and you're dead. I'll go check on Phil, I'll be right back.

(Tommy heads back up but suddenly the alarm goes off.)

Phil Cassidy: I told you not to touch that alarm! The SWAT team will be here any minute! I could do with some help here, Tommy!

SWAT (voice): Vice City S.W.A.T! You are completely surrounded!

Phil Cassidy: Surrounded? HA HA HA HAAAAAaaa! They're crapping themselves, corrupt bastards!

Cam Jones: Tommy! The vault's open.

Tommy Vercetti: OK. We got SWAT retirement funds. Let's get out of here!

SWAT (voice): Okay! You asked for it! You got your last chance!

Phil Cassidy: They're storming the place! Take cover!

(Phil and Tommy kill all the attacking SWAT)

Phil Cassidy: That's the last of them. GO! GO! GO!

(Outside the bank, if Cam died.)

Phil Cassidy: Where's Cam?

Tommy Vercetti: History...

Phil Cassidy: Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues!

(Outside the bank.)

Phil Cassidy: Shit! Where's Hilary? I'll give him abandonment issues!

(Hilary arrives in the taxi.)

Hilary King: Hey guys! Get in! I got you covered!


(The SWAT kills Hilary. Tommy, Phil and Cam head back to Cam's Can Openers.)

Phil Cassidy: We made it! We're rich! RICH!!

Mercedes Cortez: Tommy, would you like a massage?

Tommy Vercetti: Oh, hi there Mercedes. Yeah, I'm feeling a little tense.

Kent Paul: What'd I tell you Tommy? What'd I tell you? Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town! Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate, c'mon. I gotta get some new threads.

(If Cam got killed.)

Phil Cassidy: We made it! We're rich! RICH!

Tommy Vercetti: Shame Cam didn't make it, he was a good guy!

Phil Cassidy: Yeah.

Tommy Vercetti: Still... more for us!

Phil Cassidy: Damned straight! YEEEEHAAAH!

Mercedes Cortez: Tommy, would you like a massage?

Tommy Vercetti: Well, Hi there, Mercedes! Yeah, I'm a little tense...

Kent Paul: What'd I tell you Tommy? What'd I tell you? Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town. Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate, c'mon. I gotta get some new threads.