The Men's Room is a show that's viewable on the TV in Niko Bellic's safehouses, the Lost MC Clubhouse, and Luis Lopez's apartment. It is a talk show with two hosts that takes place in a set made to look like a men's restroom or locker room. The topics of the show include: health, relationship advice, and understanding your anger. Unfortunately though, because of Bas's intense attitude, most of the topics turn into a story about Bas's bloody experiences.
- Bas Rutten: Former UFC champion Bas Rutten portrays a parody of himself as the muscular, over-aggressive, bald host. Rutten also did motion capture for main character Niko Bellic's fighting moves.
- Jeremy St. Ives: Jeremy is the effeminate host with dyed blonde hair. He is usually cut off or disrespected by Bas.
- It should be noted that as the shows progress in number, Bas and Jeremy seem to like each other more, Jeremy even losses some of his usual flamboiant traits, seemingly becoming more tough like Bas.
- In one episode Bas asks a man if he's from Liberty City, and the man said yes, and then Bas says, "Tudor, right?". While Tudor is in Alderney.