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'''Derrick''': Here we are, wait until you're inside to get ballied up.
'''Derrick''': Here we are, wait until you're inside to get ballied up.
'''Derrick''': This is it, boys. Moment of truth.


''(The four enter the bank)''
''(The four enter the bank)''
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'''LCPD''': You're trapped. Lay your weapons down and surrender.
'''LCPD''': You're trapped. Lay your weapons down and surrender.


'''Patrick''': It's a bacon factory out there. Shit. Stick to me, boys. We gotta get this cash out of here.
'''Patrick''': It's a bacon factory out there. Shit.  
 
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'''Patrick''': We got company, people.
'''Patrick''': We got company, people.
'''Patrick''':Stick to me, boys. We gotta get this cash out of here.
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'''Patrick''': Alright boys, follow my lead and we might all make it home.


''(The three begin fighting the NOOSE and LCPD'')
''(The three begin fighting the NOOSE and LCPD'')
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'''Derrick''': Clear the area, Niko.
'''Derrick''': Clear the area, Niko.
'''Derrick''': Get these guys off our backs, Niko.


''(The three move up the alleyway)''
''(The three move up the alleyway)''

Revision as of 01:37, 27 July 2014

Pre mission text message

I told my brothers about ya. Got a big job planned. Put on a suit, a tie, and some good shoes and get over here. Costs a fucking shit load but the only place to go for that shit is Perseus in Algonquin.

Script

Patrick: There he is - Niko Bellic. Niko, these are my two brothers, well two of my brothers, the two that count. Derrick and Gerald.

Niko: Hi.

Patrick: Derrick has just returned to the family fold after a good few years in the Old Country, involved in the struggle. Sort of like you, I'd imagine... And Gerry... Gerry's the man. And you remember Michael? St Michael...

Michael: Yeah, hey.

Niko: Yes, yes, it's, uh, nice to meet you.

Patrick: Niko is a trip, man, I met him through that Puerto Rican coke dealer...

Gerald: So you want to involved him in family business? What do you know about him?

Patrick: What I know is he likes a fight, and he ain't the fucking law.

Gerald: Oh,no offense mister... that ain't good enough.

Patrick: Well it's good enough for me.

Michael: He's a good lad, Gerry.

Gerald: Was I talking to you, you inbred halfwit? I make a point of not talking to the unfortunate victims of brother sister marriages.

Michael: Don't you speak about my parents like that.

Gerald: Aww, you're like fucking Cleopatra... Fifteen generations of brother sisters fucking, and you're so thick you take orders off my idiot brother Packie... who's so stupid he had to tattoo his name on his arm.

Niko: If there is a problem, I'll go. No trouble. I have other ways of making money.

Patrick: There's no problem. Gerry juts likes to think he knows best about everything, which is why he's been married three times already and still won't admit he likes men.

Gerald: Nah, no problem. I'll leave you boys to it. Don't screw up. Packie, take care of Derrick, he's been away. And you... nothing personal, but don't fuck with my family, or I will fuck with yours.

Dialogue

Patrick: Alright, we're heading to the Southern Algonquin branch of the Bank of Liberty. Niko, you're the designated driver.

Niko: Let's to this.

Patrick: Alright, here's how the shit is going down. We're gonna go inside and each take down a security guard. Me and St. Michael here are gonna handle the civilians while Niko and Derrick manage the employees. Anyone tried anything, you put them down hard. Once the situation has been controlled, Derrick's going to rig the vault door with explosive.

Derrick: I got enough PE4 here to get through anything they throw at us.

Michael: PE4, I ain't never heard of that.

Patrick: It's some limey name for C4 that Derrick here picked up over there.

Derrick: I ain't having this argument with you, Patrick. Safe to say, what we're using is controllable enough to go through any vault door without incinerating whatever's inside. Not going to leave much residue on the notes either so they should be washable.

Patrick: They're going to be washable alright. Can't wait to see what sort of kick C4 residue is going to give me when I snort up a line of chop through one of them notes.

Derrick: First, you're a fucking charmer, Patrick. Second, it's PE4 not C4.

Patrick: Whatever, at least I'm honest about my habits, Derrick.

Derrick: You know nothing about nothing, Patrick. I'm honest about me demons.

Patrick: Hit the needle on the old head there did I, Derrick?

Michael: The expression is hit the nail on the head, Packie?

Patrick: Really Michael? You don't think I know that? Gerry was right about you, Mikey. Your parents must have been twins to produce a kid as dumb as you. I'm surprised you ain't got three eyes, no balls and a club foot.

Michael: Don't bring my parents into this, Packie.

Patrick: Alright, alright. Do we all know what we're doing? Once the vault door blows, I want Niko and Michael to go down into the vault to get the money while me and my brother handle the crowd control.

Niko: All makes sense to me. If you guys can stop arguing for a few minutes then I think we might be okay.

(If Niko gets a wanted level on the way to the bank)

Patrick: We got more cops on us, people.

Patrick: Heads up. Here's another cop car.

Patrick: More cops are joining in the party, boys.

Patrick: Cop car, boys! Watch it.

Patrick: Just what we needed, boys. More fucking cops.

(The four arrive at the bank)

Derrick: Let's make this clean, boys. No civilian casualties.

or:

Derrick: Here we are, wait until you're inside to get ballied up.

Derrick: This is it, boys. Moment of truth.

(The four enter the bank)

Patrick: None of you fucking fucks move. Get on the floor.

Michael: None of yous is gonna get a medal for playing hero. All you's gonna get is a bullet to the heart.

Derrick: Don't none of you worry about nothing. We're here for the bank's money, it's going to a greater cause.

Patrick: Shut up and handle the safe.

Derrick: Open the door.

Niko: Open the door.

Derrick: Open the door!

Niko: Open the fuckin' door.

Employee: Okay... okay... wait a minute. I got it.

Niko: Get on the floor... now!

Employee: But sir...

Niko: You too.

Employee: Okay, okay.

Eugene Reaper: Hey? Yo? I'm a gun club member. I'm gonna take these rookies downtown. Are you with me? Hey, what's your name, son?

Luis Lopez: Luis... but this ain't such a good idea bro.

Eugene Reaper: Yeah? They said catching that pass at my high school championship football game was a "bad idea" cause I broke my leg in thirteen places. But... I scored a touchdown and won the game. The world is built out of bad ideas, my friend.

Derrick: Come one. The PE4 has been moulded and is set to explode in sixty seconds. Now listen people, we're your friends. Me and me brother here, we..

Patrick: Why're you tellin' them we're brothers, you idiot? That's going to make it hard for them to find us, isn't it?

Derrick: I'm trying to be honest with these people. We've put them through a lot today.

Patrick: Fuck these people, fuck your cause. That shit's over. Ireland's not the only thing that's green, dollars are too.

Derrick: Now you've said bloody Ireland, that's gonna narrow the search ain't it?

Patrick: Fuck you, take the needle out your arm then tell me what to do.

Derrick: I'll let you tell me what to do, when you stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!

Eugene Reaper: Motherfucker!

(Eugene draws a concealed pistol and kills Michael)

Niko: Fuck!

Patrick: We told you not to fuck with us! Shit, Michael! Saint fucking Michael!

(The PE4 explodes)

Derrick: Fucking shit!

Patrick: Get the money. Me and my brother will watch the kids.

(Niko goes to the vault and collects the money)

Derrick: Everyone keep your heads down.

or:

Derrick: Eyes on the floor, people.

Derrick: We just want to take the bank's money and get out of here.

Derrick: We're nearly done here. Keep calm, people.

(If Niko kills any hostages)

Patrick: Control yourself, you sick fuck.

Patrick: We don't want no civilian casualties.

Patrick: They're fucking civilians, man.

Patrick: Don't hurt the hostages.

(Niko goes back to Derrick and Patrick)

Niko: I got all the money I could. There's still some in there though.

Patrick: We ain't got time to go back in. Let's move out, boys.

(NOOSE and LCPD show up at the bank)

NOOSE: Move in! Move in! Go! Go! Go! Go! Come on, let's do this people.

LCPD: Let's handle this peacefully. We have you surrounded.

or:

LCPD: You're trapped. Lay your weapons down and surrender.

Patrick: It's a bacon factory out there. Shit.

or:

Patrick: We got company, people.

Patrick:Stick to me, boys. We gotta get this cash out of here.

or:

Patrick: Alright boys, follow my lead and we might all make it home.

(The three begin fighting the NOOSE and LCPD)

Derrick: Christ! This is like being back in the Troubles!

Derrick: Back off. The money's ours now.

Patrick: The cash is ours now!

Patrick: You ain't taking me down!

Patrick: Motherfuckers!

Patrick: Let us go fucking peaceful like!

Patrick: Screw you all!

Niko: We just made a withdrawal, what's the problem.

Niko: Back off. The money's ours now.

Niko: I ain't giving up this money.

Niko: You don't wanna die for the bank's cash.

Niko: I ain't going to jail in this country.

Niko: I got plans for this money. I ain't dropping it.

Niko: I'm fighting for this cash.

Niko: Go back home to your kids. You don't wanna die here.

Niko: You don't want to get in my way.

Derrick: I'm under heavy fire boys!

Derrick: They're tearing me apart here.

Derrick: Shit, they got me pinned down.

Derrick: I haven't seen combat like this since Belfast.

(If Niko gets shot)

Patrick: Watch the bags, boys. We don't want holes in our notes.

Patrick: Don't get this money shot up, boys.

Patrick: Make sure these pricks don't shoot the bags. Notes with bullet holes in 'em are gonna be mighty hard to get rid of.

(The three run into LCPD and NOOSE in the alleyway)

Derrick: Niko, take these guys out.

or:

Derrick: Clear the area, Niko.

Derrick: Get these guys off our backs, Niko.

(The three move up the alleyway)

Patrick: This way.

(The three go up the street from the bank)

Patrick: Down this street, boys.

(The three run into reinforcements in Chinatown)

Derrick: Do they really need to send another van load of these guys?

or:

Derrick: Jesus, another van load of these aggressive bastards.

Derrick: Another fucking car load.

Derrick: Every police officer in Algonquin's gotta be here.

Derrick: Chinatown always smells like Chinatown no matter where you are or how much gun powder is in the air.

(The three get through Chinatown)

Patrick: Down the alley, boys.

or:

Patrick: Duck in here.

(The three run into a NOOSE Annihilator)

Derrick: Shit, they send a chopper after us. There ain't no getting away. We're done.

Patrick: Control yourself, Derrick. I got a plan.

Niko: Let's bring this fucker down. Empty everything we got into him.

Patrick: We ain't doing that neither. Follow me. We'll lose them in the subway.

(The three go down the subway entrance and find more LCPD and NOOSE)

Derrick: Shit, they've followed us down here. They're in the subway too.

(The three kill more LCPD and NOOSE on the platforms)

Patrick: Alright, boys. The only way we got to go is along the tracks. Come on.

(the three run through the subway tracks)

Patrick: These cops is gonna fucking trap us in this tunnel. Shit!

(The three kill more NOOSE that come after them)

Patrick: Stick to the tracks, Niko. Come on.

(The three run in the tunnel and a train cart almost hits Patrick)

Patrick: You almost lost me and a big bag of money there, boys.

Patrick: You coulda mixed the explosive better couldn't ya, Derrick?

Derrick: And you coulda been more careful of your boy Michael. He should be with us right now.

Niko: Michael was unlucky. It wasn't anybody's fault what happened to him and the explosives did its job. Both of you shut the fuck up.

(The three find the service exit)

Patrick: That's gotta be a way outta here, boys. Come on.

or:

Patrick: That's gotta be a service exit. Let's hit it.

Patrick: Up, up, up. Come on, let's go.

or:

Patrick: You're doing fucking great, boys. Let's get up these stairs.

(The three get out of the service exit)

Patrick: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, Michael. Dammit. I coulda been nice to him for once in my fucking life. Kid only wanted to help.

Derrick: He loved you, Packie. He was happy you spoke to him. Didn't matter what you was saying.

Patrick: Yeah, well, now I gotta explain to his folks that their son is lying dead on the floor of a bank in Algonquin.

Derrick: We'll give them his cut. When your kid is living the life, you gotta expect someone to come through the door and break this sorta news.

Niko: That does not make it any easier to hear. And we aren't safe yet.

Patrick: Eyes on the road, Niko. We don't want you to have to break no bad news to our ma.

Niko: Neither do I.

Alternate dialogue

Patrick: Gerald was very clear about the way things is going down, boys. Me and Michael are on the civilians, Derrick and Niko are on employees. Derrick, did you sort out the charge for the vault door?

Derrick: What's that mean? Of course I sorted out the charge. What you think I been doing all day?

Patrick: I dunno. Nodding off with a needle sticking outta your arm?

Derrick: Patrick, you was such a sweet little boy when I left this city.

Patrick: You was gone a long time, Derrick. From what I remember, you've changed to.

Niko: This is an emotional moment, I can feel the brotherly love in the air. Maybe we should just talk about the job though?

Patrick: Sure. So, Derrick, you got the charge rigged up to your phone?

Derrick: Had a bit of trouble with that. Couldn't find a pager to rig the blasting cap to. Had to put the thing on a time.

Patrick: Alright, alright, we can roll with a timer. That's cool. Niko, when the door blows, I want you and Michael to go down into the vault and get the cash. Grab as much as you can carry.

Niko: Okay.

Michael: Don't need to tell me twice, Packie. I'm ready to go. Pumped, is what I am.

Patrick: Thanks, Michael. Knew I could count on the dumbest member of the group to throw himself into proceedings the most willingly.

Michael: I was just saying how I'd do what you said, Packie. No need to get abusive.

Patrick: There was no need for a brother and sister to get married, but your parents did that and now you're here.

Derrick: I can think of one reason they needed to get married. They was so ugly that no one else would have 'em.

Patrick: Nothing like a sibling's love, eh Derrick?

Derrick: Nothing like it. Nothing could make me love Francis, though.

Patrick: Fucking Frankie, he'd be pissed if he could see us now.

(Derrick, Patrick, and Niko head back to Dukes)

Patrick: That didn't go to fucking plan.

Derrick: Never does, Patrick. The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. You just gotta hope no one gets killed when they do.

Patrick: Michael didn't get lucky? did he? Fucking have-a-go-hero. What was he thinking? He shoulda sat tight.

Derrick:He's sitting tight now. Paid for his stupidity. Man, I'm jumpy.

Patrick: You can get closed all you like when Niko gets us back.

Derrick: You're a good man to have around, Niko. A damn good man.

Niko: Tell me that when I've got you home.

Post mission text message

Failing the mission

Derrick dies

Patrick: Me brother's bought it. Shit, Derrick... We lost Michael and Derrick, it ain't worth it.

Patrick dies

Derrick: I'm gonna go drown my sorrows. I'll speak to you soon.

Too many hostages killed

Patrick: I'm not taking that fucking blood money. Them people didn't need to die.

Niko: No one needs to die, it's just bad luck when you do. Wrong time, wrong place. I'll see you around.