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|target=[[Haitian Drug Factory]]
|target=[[Haitian Drug Factory]]
|location=[[Little Havana]], [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]]
|location=[[Little Havana]], [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]]
|fail=*Death of [[Tommy Vercetti]]<br />*Failing to plant the explosives in time.<br />*Arrest of [[Tommy Vercetti]]
|fail=
* Entering the compound too soon.
* Killing the Cubans.
* Failing to plant the explosives in time.
|reward=[[Money|$]]10,000
|reward=[[Money|$]]10,000
|unlocks=
|progression=1
|unlockedby=[[Naval Engagement]]<br />[[Dirty Lickin's]]
|progression_prev=[[Naval Engagement]]<br />[[Dirty Lickin's]]
}}
}}


'''Trojan Voodoo''' is a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]] given to [[protagonist]] [[Tommy Vercetti]] by [[Cubans]] leader [[Umberto Robina]] from his [[Alberto Robina|father's]] [[Café Robina|café]] in [[Little Havana]], [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]].
'''Trojan Voodoo''' is a [[Missions in GTA Vice City|mission]] in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]] given to [[protagonist]] [[Tommy Vercetti]] by [[Cubans]] leader [[Umberto Robina]] from his [[Alberto Robina|father's]] [[Café Robina|café]] in [[Little Havana]], [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]].


==Mission==
==Mission==
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(''Café Robina, Umberto Robina approaches two women in his fathers café''.)
(''Café Robina, Umberto Robina approaches two women in his fathers café''.)


'''Umberto Robina''': Hey ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna kill me a Haitian. Then...then, I'm gonna make love like a man. You know that, chica? Something like this.
'''Umberto Robina''': <span style="color:green">{{abbr|Hey! Heh heh heh...|dialogue added in Haitian-friendly version}}</span> Hey, ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? <span style="color:red">{{abbr|I'm gonna kill me a Haitian. And then? And then|dialogue omitted in Haitian-friendly version}}</span> I'm going to make love like a man. You know that, {{abbr|chica|Spanish:girl}}? Something like this.


(''Umberto starts humping the air and one of the women throws coffee on his crotch. Then the women leave'')
(''Umberto starts humping the air and one of the women throws coffee on his crotch. Then the women leave'')


'''Female Customer''': Loser!
'''Umberto Robina''': ARRRGH!!


'''Umberto Robina''': Hey baby. I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Umberto Robina likes the ladies, not some goat in a skirt!
'''Female Customer 1''': Loser!
 
'''Female Customer 2''': Prick.
 
'''Umberto Robina''': Hey, baby, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Umberto Robina, he likes the ladies! Not some goat in a skirt!


(''Tommy Vercetti arrives'')
(''Tommy Vercetti arrives'')


'''Umberto Robina''': Tommy! Tommy, I love you, I love you. Let's go!
'''Umberto Robina''': Tommy!! Tommy, I love you, I love you! Let's go!


'''Tommy Vercetti''': Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first?
'''Tommy Vercetti''': Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first?


'''Umberto Robina''': No time for coffee. Besides, I just had one. We gonna take out the Haitians. Tommy, how do you take out a snake? You bite him in the ass! Hahaha!
'''Umberto Robina''': No time for coffee! Besides, I just had one.
 
'''Tommy Vercetti''': <span style="color:green">{{abbr|Oh.|dialogue added in Haitian-friendly version}}</span>
 
'''Umberto Robina''': <span style="color:red">{{abbr|We gonna take out the Haitians.|dialogue omitted in Haitian-friendly version}}</span> Tommy, how do you take out a snake? You bite him in the ass! Hahaha!


'''Tommy Vercetti''': Whatever you say Umberto.
'''Tommy Vercetti''': <span style="color:red">{{abbr|Whatever you say, Umberto.}}</span>


'''Umberto Robina''': Tommy, you go get us a little Haitian car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to the Haitians. Then, you go around to the Haitians' processing plant and you use their solvent as an explosive. BOOM! Bye bye!
'''Umberto Robina''': <span style="color:red">{{abbr|Tommy,|dialogue omitted in Haitian-friendly version}}</span> you go and get us a little <span style="color:red">{{abbr|Haitian|dialogue omitted in Haitian-friendly version}}</span> car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to <span style="color:red">{{abbr|the Haitians. Then, you go around to the Haitians processing plant, and you use their solvent as an explosive. Boom! Bye bye!|dialogue replaced with "such and such...their processing plant" in Haitian-friendly version}}</span>
 
'''Tommy Vercetti''': <span style="color:green">{{abbr|Whatever you say, Umberto.|dialogue added in Haitian-friendly version}}</span>
 
'''Umberto Robina''': <span style="color:green">{{abbr|Hey Tommy! Tommy! Use their solvent as an explosive. Boom! Bye bye!|dialogue added in Haitian-friendly version}}</span>


'''Tommy Vercetti''': Umberto, what about you?
'''Tommy Vercetti''': Umberto, what about you?


'''Umberto Robina''': Uhhh...I'm gonna stay and watch over the cafe with Poppa. He no feeling so good.
'''Umberto Robina''': Uhh... I'm going to stay behind, and watch over the cafe with Poppa. He not feeling so good. You know?


(''Little Havana, Tommy Vercetti'')
(''Little Havana, Tommy Vercetti'')
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'''Tommy Vercetti''': The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema. But this comes close...
'''Tommy Vercetti''': The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema. But this comes close...


''(If Tommy drives to the part of Little havana near the [[Print Works]])''
''(Tommy acquires a Voodoo)''


'''Pepe''': I had a beautiful woman... lived around this neighbourhood. Man, this is a nice part of town...
'''Pepe''': {{abbr|Oye|Spanish:Hey}}, let's go find our {{abbr|muchachos|Spanish:boys}}!


''(When Tommy drives into Little Haiti)''
''(If Tommy drives into northern Little Havana without taking the main road)''
 
'''Pepe''': Man, this a nice part of town...
 
''(If Tommy drives past the [[Little Havana Streetwear & Tattoo Parlour]])''
 
'''Pepe''': I had a beautiful woman... lived around this neighborhood.
 
''(If Tommy drives into western Little Haiti)''


'''Pepe''': This place is a dump, man.
'''Pepe''': This place is a dump, man.


''(When Tommy drives past the Little Haiti [[Well Stacked Pizza Co.]] resturant)''
''(If Tommy drives past the Little Haiti [[Well Stacked Pizza Co.]] restaurant)''


'''Pepe''': You know, they do nice pizzas here.
'''Pepe''': You know, they do nice pizzas here.


'''(If Tommy drives recklessly)'''
''(If Tommy drives close to the destination, regardless of speed)''


'''Pepe''':Whoa, man. You drive like a crazy bitch!
'''Pepe''': Whoah, man. You drive like a crazy bitch!


(''Voodoo: Pepe'')
''(If Tommy drives for more than a minute)''


'''Pepe''': Oy, let's go find our muchachos! Man, this is a nice part of town. You lost, man? Whoa, man. You drive like a crazy bitch!
'''Pepe''': You lost, man?


(''Meeting spot, Rico, Pepe and Tommy Vercetti'')
(''Meeting spot, Rico, Pepe and Tommy Vercetti'')


'''Rico''': Hola amigos. Oy - the solvent is round the back, amigo.
'''Rico''': Hola, amigos. Oy - the solvent is round the back, amigo.


'''Pepe''': Bueno. Haitian Putas. Muerte.
'''Pepe''': Bueno. <span style="color:red">{{abbr|Haitian|dialogue omitted in Haitian-friendly version}}</span> Putas. Muerte.


'''Rico''': Vamos.
'''Rico''': Vamos.
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'''Tommy Vercetti''': Vamos indeed.
'''Tommy Vercetti''': Vamos indeed.


'''Pepe''': Follow my muchachos.
'''Pepe''': Follow my compadres.


(''Drug plant, Tommy Vercetti'')
(''Drug plant, Tommy Vercetti'')


'''Tommy Vercetti''': Pepe, I'm gonna go plant the bomb, cover me.
'''Tommy Vercetti''': I'm going to plant the bomb, cover me!
 
==Reward==
The reward for the successful completion of this mission is [[Money|$]]10,000. The Haitians now become hostile to Tommy Vercetti, regardless of whether he is armed or not and regardless of what he is wearing.


==Trivia==
==Trivia==
*The mission is an obvious reference to the [[:wp:Trojan Horse|Trojan Horse]], where the Greeks defeated the Trojans by secret entry into their castle by hiding inside a wooden horse.
*The mission is an obvious reference to the [[:wp:Trojan Horse|Trojan Horse]], where the Greeks defeated the Trojans by secret entry into their castle by hiding inside a wooden horse.
*Just like in [[Cannon Fodder]], you can kill your Cuban allies after the mission ends. However, any other Cubans in the vicinity will turn on you.
*After the completion of the mission, the Haitians gangsters will become hostile to Tommy Vercetti.
*After the mission, the Haitians gangsters will become hostile to Tommy Vercetti.
*[[Rico]] returns in this mission despite seemingly being killed during the mission [[Naval Engagement]] when his [[Jetmax]] is attacked by two [[Haitians]].
*[[Rico]] returns in this mission despite seemingly being killed during the mission [[Naval Engagement]] when his [[Jetmax]] is attacked by two [[Haitians]].



Revision as of 05:16, 17 December 2011

Mission
Trojan Voodoo
Umberto Robina explaining his plan, which includes the need for a Haitian Voodoo, to weaken the Haitians by destroying their processing plant in Little Haiti.
Umberto Robina explaining his plan, which includes the need for a Haitian Voodoo, to weaken the Haitians by destroying their processing plant in Little Haiti.

Umberto Robina explaining his plan, which includes the need for a Haitian Voodoo, to weaken the Haitians by destroying their processing plant in Little Haiti.
Game GTA Vice City
For Umberto Robina
Target Haitian Drug Factory
Location Little Havana, Vice City
Fail
  • Entering the compound too soon.
  • Killing the Cubans.
  • Failing to plant the explosives in time.
Reward $10,000
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Trojan Voodoo is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City given to protagonist Tommy Vercetti by Cubans leader Umberto Robina from his father's café in Little Havana, Vice City.

Mission

Tommy Vercetti, having secretly assisted the Haitians in a street fight against the Cubans while under Auntie Poulet's control, returns to Café Robina to get more work from Cubans leader Umberto Robina. Robina, who had previously talked about destroying the Haitians, is first seen attempting to chat up two female customers at his fathers café but fails, with the two leaving as Vercetti arrives. Robina tells Vercetti that he needs to locate a Haitian Voodoo car to gain access to the Haitians processing plant to plant explosives, which combined with the solvent present in the factory would cause a large explosion.

Vercetti locates and steals a Voodoo and, along with Pepe, drive to a meeting point in Little Haiti and meet with Rico, who escaped certain death. Vercetti and Pepe, inside the Voodoo, drive to the plants entrance and are granted access, driving the vehicle just outside of the plant. The two exit the car and Vercetti begins to plant three sets of explosives inside the building within a short space of time while Pepe and other Cubans provide cover. After Vercetti plants the bombs he and the other Cubans look to escape the plant through the gate but find it locked. They do, however, locate a staircase granting them access to a road next to the plant. Shortly after Vercetti escapes the explosives detonate, causing a great deal of damage to both the building and the Haitians, many of whom are also killed.

Script

(Café Robina, Umberto Robina approaches two women in his fathers café.)

Umberto Robina: Hey! Heh heh heh... Hey, ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna kill me a Haitian. And then? And then I'm going to make love like a man. You know that, chica? Something like this.

(Umberto starts humping the air and one of the women throws coffee on his crotch. Then the women leave)

Umberto Robina: ARRRGH!!

Female Customer 1: Loser!

Female Customer 2: Prick.

Umberto Robina: Hey, baby, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Umberto Robina, he likes the ladies! Not some goat in a skirt!

(Tommy Vercetti arrives)

Umberto Robina: Tommy!! Tommy, I love you, I love you! Let's go!

Tommy Vercetti: Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first?

Umberto Robina: No time for coffee! Besides, I just had one.

Tommy Vercetti: Oh.

Umberto Robina: We gonna take out the Haitians. Tommy, how do you take out a snake? You bite him in the ass! Hahaha!

Tommy Vercetti: Whatever you say, Umberto.

Umberto Robina: Tommy, you go and get us a little Haitian car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to the Haitians. Then, you go around to the Haitians processing plant, and you use their solvent as an explosive. Boom! Bye bye!

Tommy Vercetti: Whatever you say, Umberto.

Umberto Robina: Hey Tommy! Tommy! Use their solvent as an explosive. Boom! Bye bye!

Tommy Vercetti: Umberto, what about you?

Umberto Robina: Uhh... I'm going to stay behind, and watch over the cafe with Poppa. He not feeling so good. You know?

(Little Havana, Tommy Vercetti)

Tommy Vercetti: The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema. But this comes close...

(Tommy acquires a Voodoo)

Pepe: Oye, let's go find our muchachos!

(If Tommy drives into northern Little Havana without taking the main road)

Pepe: Man, this a nice part of town...

(If Tommy drives past the Little Havana Streetwear & Tattoo Parlour)

Pepe: I had a beautiful woman... lived around this neighborhood.

(If Tommy drives into western Little Haiti)

Pepe: This place is a dump, man.

(If Tommy drives past the Little Haiti Well Stacked Pizza Co. restaurant)

Pepe: You know, they do nice pizzas here.

(If Tommy drives close to the destination, regardless of speed)

Pepe: Whoah, man. You drive like a crazy bitch!

(If Tommy drives for more than a minute)

Pepe: You lost, man?

(Meeting spot, Rico, Pepe and Tommy Vercetti)

Rico: Hola, amigos. Oy - the solvent is round the back, amigo.

Pepe: Bueno. Haitian Putas. Muerte.

Rico: Vamos.

Tommy Vercetti: Vamos indeed.

Pepe: Follow my compadres.

(Drug plant, Tommy Vercetti)

Tommy Vercetti: I'm going to plant the bomb, cover me!

Reward

The reward for the successful completion of this mission is $10,000. The Haitians now become hostile to Tommy Vercetti, regardless of whether he is armed or not and regardless of what he is wearing.

Trivia

  • The mission is an obvious reference to the Trojan Horse, where the Greeks defeated the Trojans by secret entry into their castle by hiding inside a wooden horse.
  • After the completion of the mission, the Haitians gangsters will become hostile to Tommy Vercetti.
  • Rico returns in this mission despite seemingly being killed during the mission Naval Engagement when his Jetmax is attacked by two Haitians.

Gallery

Video walkthrough

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