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[[Image:unclefu.jpg|Uncle Fu from the original [[Grand Theft Auto]].]]
'''Uncle Fu''' is a character from the videogame [[Grand Theft Auto]]. Legend has it that Uncle Fu is over one hundred years old, though there are no birth records to prove it. Uncle Fu's past offenses are piracy, illegal opium trading, lighting firecrackers on a Tuesday, witchcraft, stealing fire from the gods, torture, looting, responsible for the fall of the Tang dynasty, extortion, fencing stolen water chestnuts, inventing bronze,aiding and abetting criminals. he is currently under investigation for extortion, robbery, running an illegal bus pass ring, beatings, whippings, choppings, murders, and inserting blasphemous/offensive words in fortune cookies. Many gta fans have stated that Ancient Wu from [[True Crime: Streets of L.A.]] bares a striking resmblance to Uncle Fu.
'''Uncle Fu''' is a character from the videogame [[Grand Theft Auto]]. Legend has it that Uncle Fu is over one hundred years old, though there are no birth records to prove it. Uncle Fu's past offenses are piracy, illegal opium trading, lighting firecrackers on a Tuesday, witchcraft, stealing fire from the gods, torture, looting, responsible for the fall of the Tang dynasty, extortion, fencing stolen water chestnuts, inventing bronze,aiding and abetting criminals. he is currently under investigation for extortion, robbery, running an illegal bus pass ring, beatings, whippings, choppings, murders, and inserting blasphemous/offensive words in fortune cookies. Many gta fans have stated that Ancient Wu from [[True Crime: Streets of L.A.]] bares a striking resmblance to Uncle Fu.

Revision as of 02:07, 18 August 2006

Uncle Fu from the original Grand Theft Auto.

Uncle Fu is a character from the videogame Grand Theft Auto. Legend has it that Uncle Fu is over one hundred years old, though there are no birth records to prove it. Uncle Fu's past offenses are piracy, illegal opium trading, lighting firecrackers on a Tuesday, witchcraft, stealing fire from the gods, torture, looting, responsible for the fall of the Tang dynasty, extortion, fencing stolen water chestnuts, inventing bronze,aiding and abetting criminals. he is currently under investigation for extortion, robbery, running an illegal bus pass ring, beatings, whippings, choppings, murders, and inserting blasphemous/offensive words in fortune cookies. Many gta fans have stated that Ancient Wu from True Crime: Streets of L.A. bares a striking resmblance to Uncle Fu.