User:Gta-mysteries/Alexandra Chilton Dialogue

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• A motorbike? I haven't been on one of these since I dated a drug dealer in high school.

• Ahh, I see you've tried to save some money on the top half of your outfit.

• Alex Chilton does not take the bus. Please tell me that your car is around the corner.

• Alright, change of plan. Take me somewhere else.

• Can you please explain to me what the appeal of really shit cars is? I don't get it.

• Can't we do something else instead?

• Darling, with clothes as with everything else, you buy cheap, you buy twice. I think you'll be trading in your top.

• Darts, how quaint, Niko.

• Do you think that anyone in Liberty City in the twenty-first century really eats this type of food? Yuk.

• Eww, never wear those glasses again. They just scream bargain bucket.

• Excuse me if I'm not jumping for joy that we're playing parts again.

• God, are those shoes fashionable back in Europe? You must be so behind the Liberty City trends.

• God, this place really reminds me of being underage.

• God, you know. I'll try anything once. I tried picking up guys on craplist, didn't I?

• Hey mysterious European, let's go.

• Hey Niko, do you mind if we do something else?

• Hey Niko. Let's go.

• Hey, Niko. I hope you aren't planning on carrying me on this date.

• Hey, Niko. Is this like an off, off, off, off Burlesque show?

• Hi, I'm Niko. You must be the Liberated Woman. We met on craplist.

• I actually really enjoyed it the last time we came to a strip club. I picked up some moves.

• I am so pleased you got rid of that hat, please say you burned it.

• I can get down with strippers. I can get into this. Let's go.

• I did not want to make carbon footprint. We'll be fine.

• I didn't think anything could be worse than the car you used to drive, I was wrong.

• I don't like waiting Niko. Let's just go.

• I don't normally like hats, but that one works for you.

• I expected you to come in a car.

• I gave my first blowjob in a restroom at this place.

• I guess you're having your other clothes washed. I mean, there can't be any other reason to be wearing these.

• I hate tardiness. Come on, let's go.

• I like this car, I'm getting used to being driven in it.

• I like those shoes, very smart.

• I like your pants, darling. Nice.

• I liked those clothes the last time you wore them.

• I miss those glasses you used to wear. They gave you some class.

• I only really dress up when I have to.

• I remember going to the opening party of this place, it was wild.

• I think I preferred what you were wearing last time.

• I want new experiences, I want to see things that I haven't seen before.

• I write a blog. It's Liberated Woman on blogsnobs.org.

• If anything, that hat looks expensive, which is so in.

• If I didn't know any better, I'd have thought you were trying to get me drunk.

• If I'd known you weren't bringing a car I would have gotten Daddy to lend us a driver.

• If you want to take me to a show, Niko. I'd check what time they started.

• I'll explain anything to you that you don't get afterwards.

• I'm a white chick but I'm really into street culture and the urban scene. I think I'll really like this.

• I'm an intellectual, Niko. I like the finer things like culture and cocktails and gourmet food.

• I'm digging those glasses.

• I'm getting used to those clothes you're wearing.

• I'm glad you're still driving this thing.

• I'm pleased you've kept this car. Daddy gets rid of nice cars after driving them for a couple of weeks.

• I'm sick of this shit. I'm getting home myself. I'll see you around, Niko.

• I'm surprised that you think an intellectual such as myself would be interested in playing darts again.

• I'm the only person who's allowed to be late, Niko. You're making me sound like my mother. Just drive.

• It gets where it's meant to go.

• It was a sad day when the bouncer stopped asking me for ID at this place.

• It was brave of you to come out in these pants, Niko.

• It's a shame you got rid of those glasses, they made you look sophisticated.

• It's a shame you're not wearing that hat any more. I found out how much it cost.

• It's so good that that hat is gone. It made you look like a thug.

• It's so nice to be able to properly see your face without those cheap glasses on.

• I've said it before, Niko, but I like your car.

• Let's go and hit some balls into holes with long sticks. Oh what fun.

• Let's go my mysterious European.

• Let's go, Niko. I hope the good mixologist is on tonight.

• Look, if you're only going to pick me up in crap cars, I'll get Daddy's chauffeur to drive us.

• Most guys I know trade up their cars whenever they can. It's good that you're holding on to this one.

• My girlfriend dated the head chef here, he was really fussy.

• Nice, car. I got one of those for my sweet sixteen.

• Niko, are you trying to lubricate me with liquor before making a move?

• Niko, can't you go for a more preppy look? That hat makes you look like a criminal.

• Niko, Hi. How are we going to get around?

• Niko, I don't care how long you've had this car but I hate it.

• Niko, I thought a resourceful guy like you would be able to get hold of a better car than this.

• Niko, I'm starting to worry about you. Do you only want to look at naked women?

• Niko, I've been waiting. No fucking wonder when you haven't brought a car.

• Niko, please get a new car. I'm embarrassed to be seen in this thing.

• Niko, you have got to learn you get what you pay for and you didn't pay much for those pants.

• No, people drive them here as well. Just not people who live in Middle Park East.

• Oh God, I hope none of my friends sees me out with a man dressed like this.

• Oh, an English comic? How quaint and European.

• Oh, darts. This is a real working man's pastime, isn't it.

• Oh, I guess that you feel comfortable in these clothes. Well, at least they're not disgusting.

• Oh, I miss that hat of yours. It gave you an air of mystery.

• Oh, Niko. It's sweet that you're attached to this car but it really is disgusting.

• Ohh, take me where you wanna take me biker boy.

• Okay, I did not realize you were this... um... earthy. Do they still make clothes like that?

• Okay, if we're not going to do anything you can just take me home.

• Okay, let's eat here. It's not exactly going to be a gastronomic rollercoaster though, is it?

• Okay, let's play pool again. I feel like I've died and woken up in the Midwest.

• Okay, tell me how we're getting where we're going because I don't see a car.

• Okay, that's it. I'm going to make my own way home.

• Okay, there's a reason why trendy people don't wear hats.

• Okay, those are some pretty bold choices. Are you hoping to come across as an eccentric or something?

• Okay, well you're moving up the ladder in terms of cars. You're moving slowly but you're moving.

• Okay, well you've wasted my time by being late. Don't waste my time getting me where we're going.

• Okay, where's your car?

• Okay, you sell one crap car and you buy another. When did that ever make sense?

• Ooh, it is so nice to be driven around in a car you're used to, don't you think?

• Ooh, it is so nice to be taken in a car that isn't a death trap. Thanks for trading up, Niko.

• Or something, I guess. I don't think about clothes much.

• Pool, Niko? Were you in a frat house or something? What next? Keg stands?

• Shit, if I see another fucking pool table I'll scream.

• Shit, you're actually who you said you were. I was expecting a two-foot lesbian. I'm Alex.

• So tell me, what are you into?

• So you didn't dress up for the first date. Why would you?

• So, you take the whole "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." attitude to getting dressed then?

• Sweetie, I think it's time to get a new car, like, ten years ago.

• Thank God you've got rid of that thing you were driving before. I mean anything would be better than that.

• Thanks.

• The good thing about you seeing all these strippers is you'll realize how much better my body is.

• The way I think about it, even if I hate something, I can write a blog about it.

• These bikes really take me back. Well let's get going, Niko.

• They do where I am from.

• They love me at this place. I swear, you spend enough money and people forget that you threw up on the manager.

• This car is alright, I think we bought my maid one.

• This car is unreal, I thought they only drove cars like this in the third world.

• This guy is like, seriously urban. I'm told he's like, very now.

• This is getting boring. I thought we were meant to be on a date? Can you take me home?