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2945294879 ~z~A relationship is not a one way street, Niko. If you don't start going in both directions you might lose me.
 
3294874571 ~z~A woman has needs, Niko. If you aren't prepared to meet those needs then she might look elsewhere.
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1711122920 ~z~Alex Chilton stood up by a European nobody? My friends will not believe it.
 
3250686675 ~z~Alex here, Niko.
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817321457 ~z~Alex, hello.
 
1402706877 ~z~Alex, how's it going?
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891991312 ~z~Alex, I want to go shopping. Can you get me some money off?
 
1934368558 ~z~Alex, I'm sorry about this but I can't take you out anymore.
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1640773662 ~z~Alex, that you?
 
3871949687 ~z~Alex, you're a socialite. Surely you know someone else who'll come pick you up.
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166725731 ~z~Alex. It's Niko.
 
2210825156 ~z~Alex. You probably got more important things to worry about like boots or something, but we're over.
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2394994310 ~z~Alright then, I'll call another time.
 
684556776 ~z~Alright, I'll be there soon.
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3566258725 ~z~Alright, Niko. Treat me like this then.
 
1142689132 ~z~Alright, well top prize for effort. I'll let you take me out. Come by in the next hour.
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861929418 ~z~Another time, Alex. We will put on a rain check.
 
1505174889 ~z~Are you fucking stupid? I'm sleeping. Call me back after noon. I might be awake then.
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1892359604 ~z~Be warned Niko, I look like a mess.
 
2623905575 ~z~Do you want to take me out?
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779131276 ~z~Don't be late, Niko.
 
3267053288 ~z~Fine, Niko. I'll call a cab.
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1172320972 ~z~From now on I am only dating Americans.
 
3555934044 ~z~From now on I am only dating Americans.
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1472007527 ~z~Fuck you. I could have done anything now. You were lucky I agreed to see you.
 
2664169628 ~z~Girls like me do not get treated like this by guys like you. Deal with yourself, Niko.
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2952715316 ~z~Good news, Alex. You don't have to worry about slumming it no more. We're done.
 
3021692091 ~z~Hello Alex.
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2204356997 ~z~Hey Alex, I want to go buy some clothes. Will you get me a discount?
 
3704532521 ~z~Hey Alex.
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1957596666 ~z~Hey Niko, I was just thinking I like guys I date to look good in case the paps snap us together or something.
 
662984279 ~z~Hey, it's Alex.
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2034951963 ~z~Hi Alex. It's Niko.
 
486715016 ~z~How's it going, Alex?
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2147294692 ~z~I am a beautiful flower and I need to be treated with care. And if you do that, I might date you again.
 
3007537838 ~z~I can't just go helping anybody out. I'd lose my reputation. Why don't you hang out with me more and then maybe we'll talk?
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1656365503 ~z~I can't take you out just now, Alex. I'll call you later.
 
820194797 ~z~I didn't know you'd be in bed. I'm sorry.
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3599930244 ~z~I feel like you should take me out on a date.
 
589675061 ~z~I knew you'd do this. I just knew it.
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3128799512 ~z~I wouldn't ask you to do this if it wasn't absolutely necessary.
 
3519442505 ~z~I'd like to buy some stuff. Can you arrange a discount for me?
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3395328114 ~z~I'd like to see you.
 
2751622301 ~z~If you ever want a discount from a clothes shop in Liberty City, call me and I'll arrange it.
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2375596315 ~z~If you think you can just treat me like some slutty European whore then you are sadly mistaken.
 
297784257 ~z~I'll be by in a bit.
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1054256634 ~z~I'll be there in a bit.
 
1077689635 ~z~I'll be waiting, Niko.
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3727584427 ~z~I'll come collect you then.
 
3212379172 ~z~I'll give you another chance, Niko. But this better be the best date of my life though. Come collect me in an hour.
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2946741486 ~z~I'll go on a date with you, Niko. Pick me up in the next hour.
 
281894470 ~z~I'll see you then.
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3030442536 ~z~I'll sort it, Niko. There'll be a discount for the rest of the day. Promise to buy nice clothes though.
 
1284225561 ~z~I'm going to have to call my therapist. Goodbye.
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1329555421 ~z~I'm not saying this is over for good but I need a break.
 
3872550568 ~z~I'm not used to taking rejection, Niko. Goodbye.
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59783010 ~z~I'm on my way.
 
2625324808 ~z~I'm scared that if we see each other this much someone's going to get hurt. In a while, maybe.
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1137701019 ~z~I'm sorry but I've got to see the girls. Maybe another time.
 
4246437351 ~z~It'd be good to do something with you.
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2685897452 ~z~It's Niko. You think you could arrange some money off for me at a shop?
 
2560334679 ~z~Jesus. What sort of guy am I dating? Goodbye.
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428448783 ~z~My psychiatrist says that I shouldn't be seeing anyone in this emotional state, maybe if you me call back later...
 
2619268936 ~z~My therapist was right. He was totally right about you.
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3249380049 ~z~My therapist was right. He was totally right about you.
 
3697541672 ~z~Niko, I am an intellectual, beautiful, and interesting woman. I do not need to see a man who treats me like you do.
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2614295210 ~z~Niko, I am not someone you want to fuck things up with. You will regret losing me for the rest of your life.
 
2395220890 ~z~Niko, I cannot get tied down right now. We should leave a bit of a gap between each date.
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913987056 ~z~Niko, I just can't see you right now. I have to put in some serious Daddy time to make sure the card doesn't get cut off.
 
389133746 ~z~Niko, it's Alex.
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2512263323 ~z~Niko, they're letting me out of the clinic and Daddy's driver is busy. Would you pick me up?
 
1141247834 ~z~Niko, this is Alex calling.
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3271062287 ~z~Niko, time to earn some brownie points. Would you pick me up from the hospital?
 
1155044734 ~z~Niko, you picked up. Well it's been a while since I've heard from you.
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2838093925 ~z~Niko. I don't want this to get too serious. Maybe we shouldn't see each other this often. Maybe in a while.
 
1453031785 ~z~Oh, you picked up. I was starting to think I'd have to get Daddy's private investigator to track you down, Niko.
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255219457 ~z~Oh, you've decided to call, have you?
 
2637041667 ~z~Okay Niko, we can go on a date. Come pick me up in the next hour.
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56313562 ~z~Okay then Alex, I'll come and get you in the next hour.
 
253835085 ~z~Okay, Alex. I'll try you again later.
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1041267700 ~z~Okay, I was getting ready, but fine.
 
3583154477 ~z~Okay, I'll come and pick you up in the next hour.
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406802817 ~z~Okay, Niko. If that's the way it is, that's the way it is.
 
3717024737 ~z~Okay, Niko. I've got a blog to write anyway.
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2190072507 ~z~Okay, pick me up in the next hour and you can take me out.
 
2800240311 ~z~Okay. I'll make some calls. I can get you a fifty percent off at the major outlets in Liberty City for the rest of the day.
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1404560410 ~z~See you in a bit.
 
2813558710 ~z~See you soon, Alex.
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2859367399 ~z~Shit, I would have been better off putting my energy into a block of wood than you.
 
1578226595 ~z~Shit, I would have been better off putting my energy into a block of wood than you.
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2821163237 ~z~So you're still on the scene, are you?
 
3138783392 ~z~Sorry Alex but something's come up. I can't get you from the hospital.
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1404511138 ~z~Sorry Alex, it's over between us. I can't say I'm going to miss you.
 
3565756151 ~z~Sorry Alex. I got more important things to be doing.
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513050960 ~z~Sorry, Alex but I don't memorize your sleeping hours. I'll call you later.
 
2105947042 ~z~Sorry, Alex but I have to cancel our date.
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2862428548 ~z~Sorry, Alex, but I kind of have a lot on my plate. But maybe another time.
 
2148699703 ~z~Sorry, Niko. But my friends just saw us out again and they might actually think we were serious. Leave it a bit.
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3782917916 ~z~Sorry, Niko. No can do now. Maybe if you paid me more attention I'd be able to help you out.
 
3830757041 ~z~Sure, I can be at your place in the next hour.
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353462854 ~z~Sure, I'll be there in the next hour.
 
3556212117 ~z~Sure, I'll let you take me out. Come pick me up in the next hour.
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2551589139 ~z~Sure, Niko. I tell the stores you're a friend of mine and you'll get a price reduction for the rest of the day.
 
3963422908 ~z~Sure, wait for me.
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1841823785 ~z~Thanks Alex, that's kind of you.
 
524531568 ~z~That won't be a problem Niko. I can get you a fifty percent discount for the rest of the day.
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3477516116 ~z~That's fine, Niko. I'll just meet up with the girls.
 
3792515871 ~z~The mystery man returns. I did not think I'd be hearing from you again.
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483479023 ~z~There are plenty of guys who'd kill to collect me from the hospital. I'll call one of them.
 
3657402423 ~z~There's mysterious and then there's a little too fucking mysterious Mr. European.
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1397997095 ~z~This is a fucking joke. You never want to go out with me.
 
1742730959 ~z~This is a fucking joke. You never want to go out with me.
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743726097 ~z~This is Alex Chilton's phone. Leave me a message.
 
2430882328 ~z~Wait there, Alex.
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553081593 ~z~We'll do something another time then. I'll call again later.
 
3489325415 ~z~Well I'll get someone else to do it, goodbye.
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751166809 ~z~Well there's the mysterious European. I was starting to think you were done with me.
 
2315059968 ~z~Well this really is a surprise. Guys don't normally wait this long to call me back.
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1335828241 ~z~Well, I blew off a lot of people to see you but... sure.
 
1264912581 ~z~What are you doing? Ha fucking ha. I'm asleep. Call me after noon.
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430716680 ~z~Why don't you and me go do something?
 
266962481 ~z~Why don't you show me a good time?
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1280933648 ~z~Why don't you take me out on a date?
 
2219621609 ~z~Yeah, well actually there's a cute orderly that I'd like to fuck. I'll do that and then get a lift home. Bye.
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659732385 ~z~You know, I don't feel like seeing you right now. Maybe in a while.
 
3874378125 ~z~You want to go on a date?
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2945294879 ~z~A relationship is not a one way street, Niko. If you don't start going in both directions you might lose me. 3294874571 ~z~A woman has needs, Niko. If you aren't prepared to meet those needs then she might look elsewhere. 1711122920 ~z~Alex Chilton stood up by a European nobody? My friends will not believe it. 3250686675 ~z~Alex here, Niko. 817321457 ~z~Alex, hello. 1402706877 ~z~Alex, how's it going? 891991312 ~z~Alex, I want to go shopping. Can you get me some money off? 1934368558 ~z~Alex, I'm sorry about this but I can't take you out anymore. 1640773662 ~z~Alex, that you? 3871949687 ~z~Alex, you're a socialite. Surely you know someone else who'll come pick you up. 166725731 ~z~Alex. It's Niko. 2210825156 ~z~Alex. You probably got more important things to worry about like boots or something, but we're over. 2394994310 ~z~Alright then, I'll call another time. 684556776 ~z~Alright, I'll be there soon. 3566258725 ~z~Alright, Niko. Treat me like this then. 1142689132 ~z~Alright, well top prize for effort. I'll let you take me out. Come by in the next hour. 861929418 ~z~Another time, Alex. We will put on a rain check. 1505174889 ~z~Are you fucking stupid? I'm sleeping. Call me back after noon. I might be awake then. 1892359604 ~z~Be warned Niko, I look like a mess. 2623905575 ~z~Do you want to take me out? 779131276 ~z~Don't be late, Niko. 3267053288 ~z~Fine, Niko. I'll call a cab. 1172320972 ~z~From now on I am only dating Americans. 3555934044 ~z~From now on I am only dating Americans. 1472007527 ~z~Fuck you. I could have done anything now. You were lucky I agreed to see you. 2664169628 ~z~Girls like me do not get treated like this by guys like you. Deal with yourself, Niko. 2952715316 ~z~Good news, Alex. You don't have to worry about slumming it no more. We're done. 3021692091 ~z~Hello Alex. 2204356997 ~z~Hey Alex, I want to go buy some clothes. Will you get me a discount? 3704532521 ~z~Hey Alex. 1957596666 ~z~Hey Niko, I was just thinking I like guys I date to look good in case the paps snap us together or something. 662984279 ~z~Hey, it's Alex. 2034951963 ~z~Hi Alex. It's Niko. 486715016 ~z~How's it going, Alex? 2147294692 ~z~I am a beautiful flower and I need to be treated with care. And if you do that, I might date you again. 3007537838 ~z~I can't just go helping anybody out. I'd lose my reputation. Why don't you hang out with me more and then maybe we'll talk? 1656365503 ~z~I can't take you out just now, Alex. I'll call you later. 820194797 ~z~I didn't know you'd be in bed. I'm sorry. 3599930244 ~z~I feel like you should take me out on a date. 589675061 ~z~I knew you'd do this. I just knew it. 3128799512 ~z~I wouldn't ask you to do this if it wasn't absolutely necessary. 3519442505 ~z~I'd like to buy some stuff. Can you arrange a discount for me? 3395328114 ~z~I'd like to see you. 2751622301 ~z~If you ever want a discount from a clothes shop in Liberty City, call me and I'll arrange it. 2375596315 ~z~If you think you can just treat me like some slutty European whore then you are sadly mistaken. 297784257 ~z~I'll be by in a bit. 1054256634 ~z~I'll be there in a bit. 1077689635 ~z~I'll be waiting, Niko. 3727584427 ~z~I'll come collect you then. 3212379172 ~z~I'll give you another chance, Niko. But this better be the best date of my life though. Come collect me in an hour. 2946741486 ~z~I'll go on a date with you, Niko. Pick me up in the next hour. 281894470 ~z~I'll see you then. 3030442536 ~z~I'll sort it, Niko. There'll be a discount for the rest of the day. Promise to buy nice clothes though. 1284225561 ~z~I'm going to have to call my therapist. Goodbye. 1329555421 ~z~I'm not saying this is over for good but I need a break. 3872550568 ~z~I'm not used to taking rejection, Niko. Goodbye. 59783010 ~z~I'm on my way. 2625324808 ~z~I'm scared that if we see each other this much someone's going to get hurt. In a while, maybe. 1137701019 ~z~I'm sorry but I've got to see the girls. Maybe another time. 4246437351 ~z~It'd be good to do something with you. 2685897452 ~z~It's Niko. You think you could arrange some money off for me at a shop? 2560334679 ~z~Jesus. What sort of guy am I dating? Goodbye. 428448783 ~z~My psychiatrist says that I shouldn't be seeing anyone in this emotional state, maybe if you me call back later... 2619268936 ~z~My therapist was right. He was totally right about you. 3249380049 ~z~My therapist was right. He was totally right about you. 3697541672 ~z~Niko, I am an intellectual, beautiful, and interesting woman. I do not need to see a man who treats me like you do. 2614295210 ~z~Niko, I am not someone you want to fuck things up with. You will regret losing me for the rest of your life. 2395220890 ~z~Niko, I cannot get tied down right now. We should leave a bit of a gap between each date. 913987056 ~z~Niko, I just can't see you right now. I have to put in some serious Daddy time to make sure the card doesn't get cut off. 389133746 ~z~Niko, it's Alex. 2512263323 ~z~Niko, they're letting me out of the clinic and Daddy's driver is busy. Would you pick me up? 1141247834 ~z~Niko, this is Alex calling. 3271062287 ~z~Niko, time to earn some brownie points. Would you pick me up from the hospital? 1155044734 ~z~Niko, you picked up. Well it's been a while since I've heard from you. 2838093925 ~z~Niko. I don't want this to get too serious. Maybe we shouldn't see each other this often. Maybe in a while. 1453031785 ~z~Oh, you picked up. I was starting to think I'd have to get Daddy's private investigator to track you down, Niko. 255219457 ~z~Oh, you've decided to call, have you? 2637041667 ~z~Okay Niko, we can go on a date. Come pick me up in the next hour. 56313562 ~z~Okay then Alex, I'll come and get you in the next hour. 253835085 ~z~Okay, Alex. I'll try you again later. 1041267700 ~z~Okay, I was getting ready, but fine. 3583154477 ~z~Okay, I'll come and pick you up in the next hour. 406802817 ~z~Okay, Niko. If that's the way it is, that's the way it is. 3717024737 ~z~Okay, Niko. I've got a blog to write anyway. 2190072507 ~z~Okay, pick me up in the next hour and you can take me out. 2800240311 ~z~Okay. I'll make some calls. I can get you a fifty percent off at the major outlets in Liberty City for the rest of the day. 1404560410 ~z~See you in a bit. 2813558710 ~z~See you soon, Alex. 2859367399 ~z~Shit, I would have been better off putting my energy into a block of wood than you. 1578226595 ~z~Shit, I would have been better off putting my energy into a block of wood than you. 2821163237 ~z~So you're still on the scene, are you? 3138783392 ~z~Sorry Alex but something's come up. I can't get you from the hospital. 1404511138 ~z~Sorry Alex, it's over between us. I can't say I'm going to miss you. 3565756151 ~z~Sorry Alex. I got more important things to be doing. 513050960 ~z~Sorry, Alex but I don't memorize your sleeping hours. I'll call you later. 2105947042 ~z~Sorry, Alex but I have to cancel our date. 2862428548 ~z~Sorry, Alex, but I kind of have a lot on my plate. But maybe another time. 2148699703 ~z~Sorry, Niko. But my friends just saw us out again and they might actually think we were serious. Leave it a bit. 3782917916 ~z~Sorry, Niko. No can do now. Maybe if you paid me more attention I'd be able to help you out. 3830757041 ~z~Sure, I can be at your place in the next hour. 353462854 ~z~Sure, I'll be there in the next hour. 3556212117 ~z~Sure, I'll let you take me out. Come pick me up in the next hour. 2551589139 ~z~Sure, Niko. I tell the stores you're a friend of mine and you'll get a price reduction for the rest of the day. 3963422908 ~z~Sure, wait for me. 1841823785 ~z~Thanks Alex, that's kind of you. 524531568 ~z~That won't be a problem Niko. I can get you a fifty percent discount for the rest of the day. 3477516116 ~z~That's fine, Niko. I'll just meet up with the girls. 3792515871 ~z~The mystery man returns. I did not think I'd be hearing from you again. 483479023 ~z~There are plenty of guys who'd kill to collect me from the hospital. I'll call one of them. 3657402423 ~z~There's mysterious and then there's a little too fucking mysterious Mr. European. 1397997095 ~z~This is a fucking joke. You never want to go out with me. 1742730959 ~z~This is a fucking joke. You never want to go out with me. 743726097 ~z~This is Alex Chilton's phone. Leave me a message. 2430882328 ~z~Wait there, Alex. 553081593 ~z~We'll do something another time then. I'll call again later. 3489325415 ~z~Well I'll get someone else to do it, goodbye. 751166809 ~z~Well there's the mysterious European. I was starting to think you were done with me. 2315059968 ~z~Well this really is a surprise. Guys don't normally wait this long to call me back. 1335828241 ~z~Well, I blew off a lot of people to see you but... sure. 1264912581 ~z~What are you doing? Ha fucking ha. I'm asleep. Call me after noon. 430716680 ~z~Why don't you and me go do something? 266962481 ~z~Why don't you show me a good time? 1280933648 ~z~Why don't you take me out on a date? 2219621609 ~z~Yeah, well actually there's a cute orderly that I'd like to fuck. I'll do that and then get a lift home. Bye. 659732385 ~z~You know, I don't feel like seeing you right now. Maybe in a while. 3874378125 ~z~You want to go on a date?

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  • A motorbike? I haven't been on one of these since I dated a drug dealer in high school.
  • Ahh, I see you've tried to save some money on the top half of your outfit.
  • Alex Chilton does not take the bus. Please tell me that your car is around the corner.
  • Alright, change of plan. Take me somewhere else.
  • Can you please explain to me what the appeal of really shit cars is? I don't get it.
  • Can't we do something else instead?
  • Darling, with clothes as with everything else, you buy cheap, you buy twice. I think you'll be trading in your top.
  • Darts, how quaint, Niko.
  • Do you think that anyone in Liberty City in the twenty-first century really eats this type of food? Yuk.
  • Eww, never wear those glasses again. They just scream bargain bucket.
  • Excuse me if I'm not jumping for joy that we're playing parts again.
  • God, are those shoes fashionable back in Europe? You must be so behind the Liberty City trends.
  • God, this place really reminds me of being underage.
  • God, you know. I'll try anything once. I tried picking up guys on craplist, didn't I?
  • Hey mysterious European, let's go.
  • Hey Niko, do you mind if we do something else?
  • Hey Niko. Let's go.
  • Hey, Niko. I hope you aren't planning on carrying me on this date.
  • Hey, Niko. Is this like an off, off, off, off Burlesque show?
  • Hi, I'm Niko. You must be the Liberated Woman. We met on craplist.
  • I actually really enjoyed it the last time we came to a strip club. I picked up some moves.
  • I am so pleased you got rid of that hat, please say you burned it.
  • I can get down with strippers. I can get into this. Let's go.
  • I did not want to make carbon footprint. We'll be fine.
  • I didn't think anything could be worse than the car you used to drive, I was wrong.
  • I don't like waiting Niko. Let's just go.
  • I don't normally like hats, but that one works for you.
  • I expected you to come in a car.
  • I gave my first blowjob in a restroom at this place.
  • I guess you're having your other clothes washed. I mean, there can't be any other reason to be wearing these.
  • I hate tardiness. Come on, let's go.
  • I like this car, I'm getting used to being driven in it.
  • I like those shoes, very smart.
  • I like your pants, darling. Nice.
  • I liked those clothes the last time you wore them.
  • I miss those glasses you used to wear. They gave you some class.
  • I only really dress up when I have to.
  • I remember going to the opening party of this place, it was wild.
  • I think I preferred what you were wearing last time.
  • I want new experiences, I want to see things that I haven't seen before.
  • I write a blog. It's Liberated Woman on blogsnobs.org.
  • If anything, that hat looks expensive, which is so in.
  • If I didn't know any better, I'd have thought you were trying to get me drunk.
  • If I'd known you weren't bringing a car I would have gotten Daddy to lend us a driver.
  • If you want to take me to a show, Niko. I'd check what time they started.
  • I'll explain anything to you that you don't get afterwards.
  • I'm a white chick but I'm really into street culture and the urban scene. I think I'll really like this.
  • I'm an intellectual, Niko. I like the finer things like culture and cocktails and gourmet food.
  • I'm digging those glasses.
  • I'm getting used to those clothes you're wearing.
  • I'm glad you're still driving this thing.
  • I'm pleased you've kept this car. Daddy gets rid of nice cars after driving them for a couple of weeks.
  • I'm sick of this shit. I'm getting home myself. I'll see you around, Niko.
  • I'm surprised that you think an intellectual such as myself would be interested in playing darts again.
  • I'm the only person who's allowed to be late, Niko. You're making me sound like my mother. Just drive.
  • It gets where it's meant to go.
  • It was a sad day when the bouncer stopped asking me for ID at this place.
  • It was brave of you to come out in these pants, Niko.
  • It's a shame you got rid of those glasses, they made you look sophisticated.
  • It's a shame you're not wearing that hat any more. I found out how much it cost.
  • It's so good that that hat is gone. It made you look like a thug.
  • It's so nice to be able to properly see your face without those cheap glasses on.
  • I've said it before, Niko, but I like your car.
  • Let's go and hit some balls into holes with long sticks. Oh what fun.
  • Let's go my mysterious European.
  • Let's go, Niko. I hope the good mixologist is on tonight.
  • Look, if you're only going to pick me up in crap cars, I'll get Daddy's chauffeur to drive us.
  • Most guys I know trade up their cars whenever they can. It's good that you're holding on to this one.
  • My girlfriend dated the head chef here, he was really fussy.
  • Nice, car. I got one of those for my sweet sixteen.
  • Niko, are you trying to lubricate me with liquor before making a move?
  • Niko, can't you go for a more preppy look? That hat makes you look like a criminal.
  • Niko, Hi. How are we going to get around?
  • Niko, I don't care how long you've had this car but I hate it.
  • Niko, I thought a resourceful guy like you would be able to get hold of a better car than this.
  • Niko, I'm starting to worry about you. Do you only want to look at naked women?
  • Niko, I've been waiting. No fucking wonder when you haven't brought a car.
  • Niko, please get a new car. I'm embarrassed to be seen in this thing.
  • Niko, you have got to learn you get what you pay for and you didn't pay much for those pants.
  • No, people drive them here as well. Just not people who live in Middle Park East.
  • Oh God, I hope none of my friends sees me out with a man dressed like this.
  • Oh, an English comic? How quaint and European.
  • Oh, darts. This is a real working man's pastime, isn't it.
  • Oh, I guess that you feel comfortable in these clothes. Well, at least they're not disgusting.
  • Oh, I miss that hat of yours. It gave you an air of mystery.
  • Oh, Niko. It's sweet that you're attached to this car but it really is disgusting.
  • Ohh, take me where you wanna take me biker boy.
  • Okay, I did not realize you were this... um... earthy. Do they still make clothes like that?
  • Okay, if we're not going to do anything you can just take me home.
  • Okay, let's eat here. It's not exactly going to be a gastronomic rollercoaster though, is it?
  • Okay, let's play pool again. I feel like I've died and woken up in the Midwest.
  • Okay, tell me how we're getting where we're going because I don't see a car.
  • Okay, that's it. I'm going to make my own way home.
  • Okay, there's a reason why trendy people don't wear hats.
  • Okay, those are some pretty bold choices. Are you hoping to come across as an eccentric or something?
  • Okay, well you're moving up the ladder in terms of cars. You're moving slowly but you're moving.
  • Okay, well you've wasted my time by being late. Don't waste my time getting me where we're going.
  • Okay, where's your car?
  • Okay, you sell one crap car and you buy another. When did that ever make sense?
  • Ooh, it is so nice to be driven around in a car you're used to, don't you think?
  • Ooh, it is so nice to be taken in a car that isn't a death trap. Thanks for trading up, Niko.
  • Or something, I guess. I don't think about clothes much.
  • Pool, Niko? Were you in a frat house or something? What next? Keg stands?
  • Shit, if I see another fucking pool table I'll scream.
  • Shit, you're actually who you said you were. I was expecting a two-foot lesbian. I'm Alex.
  • So tell me, what are you into?
  • So you didn't dress up for the first date. Why would you?
  • So, you take the whole "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." attitude to getting dressed then?
  • Sweetie, I think it's time to get a new car, like, ten years ago.
  • Thank God you've got rid of that thing you were driving before. I mean anything would be better than that.
  • Thanks.
  • The good thing about you seeing all these strippers is you'll realize how much better my body is.
  • The way I think about it, even if I hate something, I can write a blog about it.
  • These bikes really take me back. Well let's get going, Niko.
  • They do where I am from.
  • They love me at this place. I swear, you spend enough money and people forget that you threw up on the manager.
  • This car is alright, I think we bought my maid one.
  • This car is unreal, I thought they only drove cars like this in the third world.
  • This guy is like, seriously urban. I'm told he's like, very now.
  • This is getting boring. I thought we were meant to be on a date? Can you take me home?
  • This is perfect, Niko. I'm an intellectual and I'm cultured so I really enjoy this.
  • This obsession with really shit cars is really taking shabby chic to its limits Niko.
  • Those glasses give you a good vibe, Niko.
  • Those shoes are nice, I might get some for Daddy.
  • Uhh, Niko. I was starting to think I'd been stood up. Umm, I'm not walking by the way.
  • Uhh, thanks.
  • Uhh, this isn't going to work out. Can we do something else?
  • Umm, Niko. All the shows started a while ago.
  • Umm, well you've got to be hungry to eat in a place like this. It hasn't even got a Liberty Tree rosette.
  • Well at least this car is better than your old one.
  • Well I guess this is a walking date.
  • Well if I'd known that you didn't have a car I'd have got the chauffeur.
  • Well Niko, if people are going to see you in the same set of clothes repeatedly, they may as well be fashionable ones.
  • Well okay, the top half of your outfit is really working for me.
  • Well this is the place, Niko. I wonder who we'll see.
  • Well, getting rid of that old car was the first step toward self-improvement. Well done, Niko.
  • Well, if that's your only nice outfit you may as well get the most out of it.
  • Well, it's an improvement on the last thing you were driving.
  • We're playing pool, eh? Are you going to make me chug brewskies and chant as well?
  • What a transformation, thank God you got rid of those glasses.
  • What aren't I into? I'm just a Liberty city girl. I like shopping, lunches with the girls, cocktails.
  • What happened to your face? It's those cheap glasses.
  • What the fuck is this? I guess I'm about to find out.
  • What's this obsession with strip clubs, Niko? Aren't I enough for you?
  • When I last met you I got the impression that you had a good dress sense.
  • Wow, back at the strip club, are we? Well you must have really liked the effect it had on me last time.
  • Yeah, don't worry Niko. I mean we all make fashion mistakes.
  • Yeah, I'd be surprised if they let you into any clubs wearing those shoes.
  • Yeah, well maybe you should have done more than buy coke off drug dealers since then?
  • You look pretty good, Niko. Is that this season's collection?
  • You really do like cheap cars, don't you Niko?
  • You really need help in the fashion department, Niko.
  • You want to play darts... again? Well this is really a hobby of yours, isn't it, Niko?
  • You were probably expecting some freak was going to kidnap you, right?
  • Your ass is giving mine a run for its money in those pants.
  • You're chest looks really cut in what you're wearing.
  • You're dating an intellectual girl, maybe she's into things that are more cerebral than playing pool.
  • You're on foot. Are we taking a taxi or walking?
  • You're still driving this? I guess you aren't moving up in the world.
  • You're taking me to play darts twice in a row. You're real imaginative, aren't you Niko?

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  • And that's why I'm as fucked up as I am.
  • And you've shown me that the criminals are not the only terrible people in Liberty City. Goodye.
  • As I said, that was repulsive. I am never, I mean ne-ver going there again.

4099421175 ~z~At least kiss me before I am sent off.

1239349413 ~z~Be a sweetie and drop me back at my place.

856009785 ~z~Big deal, I won a game of pool. Could not care less.

913652961 ~z~Bland, unmemorable, bad service. I'd give that place three out of ten.

512432101 ~z~Bye then.

3917094459 ~z~Can I kiss you goodbye?

1151030448 ~z~Can we at least have some fun out here?

1790435689 ~z~Can we please find something to do already?

50948851 ~z~Can you take me home?

3984654851 ~z~Come inside then.

2519140475 ~z~Come over here.

3475324426 ~z~Did we have to go? What? Were you getting jealous of me and the other girls or were you too turned on?

3531373428 ~z~Do you take all your girls here, Niko? Because I'm getting to know it pretty well.

868113847 ~z~Do you want to do something else now?

3522206237 ~z~Do you want to take me somewhere else?

2517370092 ~z~Don't you feel pathetic? Me beating you at the sport I hate.

1039644082 ~z~Ending that game early was the best decision I've seen you make.

2525602494 ~z~Enjoy yourself.

3796590423 ~z~Enough is enough.

3901695044 ~z~European girls might be whores, but Americans aren't.

1353091019 ~z~From now on I am only dating Americans.

2823138488 ~z~Get over here.

335289973 ~z~God, the stories I could tell you about this place, let's walk.

2245551742 ~z~Goodbye, Alex.

3211261050 ~z~Goodnight, Alex.

194801897 ~z~Great, you won at darts. It must be fun for you.

3868115659 ~z~Have fun then.

2504285196 ~z~Here again, okay. There's a lot more to see in Algonquin, Niko.

1184201029 ~z~How about I come into your place?

83755063 ~z~How about we find something else to do now?

459154135 ~z~How about you invite me in?

1571037227 ~z~I could do with an escort back to my place.

1318079554 ~z~I feel like I totally understand a new culture now.

2737759719 ~z~I grew up walking around here. I'm so pleased to be back.

513667427 ~z~I guess that's my life story, thanks for listening.

2589452489 ~z~I haven't told that stuff to anyone before. You're a good listener.

2293155191 ~z~I hope I wasn't boring you, I mean not that I can bore anyone, but I was talking a lot.

1460421755 ~z~I just don't feel like inviting you in yet.

906862658 ~z~I knew you'd find that story interesting. I'm really good at telling what people will like.

3106493786 ~z~I need some Ritalin.

588165684 ~z~I think we both want me to come inside.

2311917733 ~z~I told you I hate fast-food. I will not let it pass my lips again.

1733885700 ~z~I was finding that really interesting, Niko. Thanks for making me leave.

3747733119 ~z~I was just getting into that. Me and that stripper had a connection. She understood me.

3891575809 ~z~I'd feel guilty if I didn't escort you all the way into your place.

420272410 ~z~I'd like that Niko.

404067603 ~z~I'd love to be taken home now.

3685740642 ~z~If you stay that long in a strip club, a girl is going to think that you're more interested in strippers than her.

1906265448 ~z~If you're not taking me straight home I can just call Daddy's driver.

1280373616 ~z~I'll call you, I promise.

2358283980 ~z~I'll go somewhere else then.

3850508811 ~z~I'll write a blog about you.

1437526331 ~z~I'm always going to love that place, the people are so beautiful. I belong there.

2791767633 ~z~I'm always happy to come here, Niko. But there are like other places to go walking.

1065913099 ~z~I'm bored and the date hasn't even started yet.

1822061299 ~z~I'm done with this.

3634793501 ~z~I'm gonna call soon.

2618275114 ~z~I'm sorry, but I am not putting this chemical and hormone filled stuff into my body again. Will you take me somewhere else?

103842162 ~z~It used to be impossible to get a table there and you can see why.

2102486093 ~z~It was funny because it was true, I mean don't you think?

3556855255 ~z~It's been a blast.

3807112108 ~z~I've enjoyed myself.

845494255 ~z~Just because I write about sex on my blog, doesn't mean I'm going to put out.

841236247 ~z~Later on then, Alex.

3926470358 ~z~Later.

75724062 ~z~Let me in and I promise to be gentle.

4073574835 ~z~Let me into your place, I don't bite.

2052856410 ~z~Let's go.

1985859516 ~z~Mmmmm, yeah.

1534935796 ~z~Niko, I've been diagnosed with ADHD, I don't like having to wait this long to get where we're going.

3919709100 ~z~Niko, show some respect to the performers and stay for the length of the show.

3262579101 ~z~Niko, this area looks very dangerous. People get killed outside of Algonquin. I trust you though.

1366849045 ~z~No dice cowboy, I'm keeping myself company tonight.

3715309037 ~z~Oh, mmm.

3748586638 ~z~Okay then.

2373449501 ~z~Okay, Niko.

1370687079 ~z~Okay, yeah.

1183147714 ~z~Okay, you won, big deal, let's go.

2213046993 ~z~Really.

1340389768 ~z~Screw this.

336656176 ~z~See ya.

1944699553 ~z~See you, Alex.

3513117168 ~z~Shit, to think that I used to love that place. Well, I still get drunk there though.

1708654550 ~z~So after I checked myself out of rehab I decided that I didn't have a problem. The end.

1659736 ~z~Sorry, Mr. European but I want to keep those mysterious bits of you, mysterious.

1187357678 ~z~Sorry, Niko. But tonight is just not the night.

3377572100 ~z~Sorry, Niko. You're sweet but we can't do that right now.

3662873525 ~z~Sure, goodbye.

2197547742 ~z~Take me home, won't you?

814586590 ~z~Thank God it's over and we didn't even have to put all the balls in the holes.

1996512178 ~z~Thank God that's over. I don't think I could have finished.

2291163177 ~z~That game was almost as anti-climactic as sex with my last boyfriend.

609781391 ~z~That place is so cool. I'm buzzed. It's amazing.

1561192765 ~z~That really enlightened me as to what the European mind is like, you know?

2585278045 ~z~That was a frat-tastic experience. It served its purpose though. I'm drunk.

420947775 ~z~That was an immaculate dining experience.

2436861492 ~z~That was interesting. I've got something to put in my blog at least.

30371143 ~z~That was really biting social commentary, wasn't it?

2527596632 ~z~That's interesting.

1690253104 ~z~The best thing about darts is getting to quit half way through.

4191404967 ~z~The food tasted of nothing, did you notice that? Urgh.

1657823071 ~z~The fun's over.

1841337477 ~z~There are only so many boobs a girl can look at, Niko. I think we should have left earlier.

3471534366 ~z~There is other stuff we can do, isn't there?

1363029622 ~z~This date better not be all foreplay and no pay off. Can we get where we're going already?

560346866 ~z~This has been an interesting experience

1050531341 ~z~This has got to be a new low point, Niko. Being beaten by a girl who hates darts.

250843661 ~z~This hasn't exactly been the date of my dreams, Niko. But what did I expect?

2885868309 ~z~This illustrates how un-fun darts is, there wasn't even a winner.

2184805106 ~z~This place carries so many memories for me, Niko. I'm so happy that I can share it with you.

360355504 ~z~Those girls have had some serious work done. I want the name of the honey colored one's doctor.

3950754302 ~z~Uh huh, uh huh.

3247833051 ~z~Umm, are you sure you want to go for a walk right now? Don't people get raped here? You better protect me.

3207369914 ~z~Umm, I don't feel like I can get physical with you right now.

4045065313 ~z~Umm, Niko. You are taking me home, right?

989352127 ~z~Wait for me to call you, okay?

1614768006 ~z~Well don't just stand there, stupid.

2358427335 ~z~We'll have fun.

1098528742 ~z~Well I bet it feels really good to beat someone whose heart's not in the game.

671127336 ~z~Well the crowd in there was a bit B and T, wasn't it? At least I got buzzed enough to cope.

2900319207 ~z~Well, I'm not going to remember that place. That's for sure.

3372847509 ~z~Well, let's check out this exciting place one more time. Fingers crossed we won't be killed.

3169086960 ~z~Well, what can I say about our time together...

3730553913 ~z~We've already walked around this place once. I thought we'd seen everything there was to see. I guess not.

604132347 ~z~What's the deal with this? Where are we going?

1143602830 ~z~Where to next my mysterious European companion?

3507619589 ~z~Will you take me back to my place?

504000775 ~z~Woo hoo, Niko beats Alex at pool - a game she incidentally hates. Stop the press.

1957645893 ~z~Would you bring me home now?

81713356 ~z~Yeah, later.

725946926 ~z~Yeah, let me take your number and we can go on another date sometime.

415732881 ~z~Yeah, yeah, I get it.

1361217320 ~z~You can take me back to my place now.

3620818731 ~z~You know I love this place, Niko.

1113541356 ~z~You know, even winning at pool isn't fun.

1658657843 ~z~You really like this spot don't you? Did a friend of yours die here?

295800666 ~z~You want me to come in?

1075324371 ~z~You won't regret this.

3595180204 ~z~You're not going to go in and be all alone, are you?

3691121407 ~z~You've shown me a good time, Niko.

2235936865 ~z~You've shown me a good time, Niko.

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