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* They do where I am from.
* They do where I am from.


* They love me at this place. I swear, you spend enough money and people forget that you threw up on the manager.
'''Alex''': They love me at this place. I swear, you spend enough money and people forget that you threw up on the manager.


* This car is alright, I think we bought my maid one.
* This car is alright, I think we bought my maid one.
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3556855255 ~z~It's been a blast.
3556855255 ~z~It's been a blast.


3807112108 ~z~I've enjoyed myself.
'''Alex''': I've enjoyed myself.


845494255 ~z~Just because I write about sex on my blog, doesn't mean I'm going to put out.
845494255 ~z~Just because I write about sex on my blog, doesn't mean I'm going to put out.
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1561192765 ~z~That really enlightened me as to what the European mind is like, you know?
1561192765 ~z~That really enlightened me as to what the European mind is like, you know?


2585278045 ~z~That was a frat-tastic experience. It served its purpose though. I'm drunk.
'''Alex''': That was a frat-tastic experience. It served its purpose though. I'm drunk.


420947775 ~z~That was an immaculate dining experience.
420947775 ~z~That was an immaculate dining experience.
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4045065313 ~z~Umm, Niko. You are taking me home, right?
4045065313 ~z~Umm, Niko. You are taking me home, right?


989352127 ~z~Wait for me to call you, okay?
'''Niko''': Wait for me to call you, okay?


1614768006 ~z~Well don't just stand there, stupid.
1614768006 ~z~Well don't just stand there, stupid.
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2358427335 ~z~We'll have fun.
2358427335 ~z~We'll have fun.


1098528742 ~z~Well I bet it feels really good to beat someone whose heart's not in the game.
'''Alex''': Well I bet it feels really good to beat someone whose heart's not in the game.


671127336 ~z~Well the crowd in there was a bit B and T, wasn't it? At least I got buzzed enough to cope.
671127336 ~z~Well the crowd in there was a bit B and T, wasn't it? At least I got buzzed enough to cope.

Revision as of 12:42, 13 December 2014

Manual copy from GXT file.

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2945294879 ~z~A relationship is not a one way street, Niko. If you don't start going in both directions you might lose me.

3294874571 ~z~A woman has needs, Niko. If you aren't prepared to meet those needs then she might look elsewhere.

1711122920 ~z~Alex Chilton stood up by a European nobody? My friends will not believe it.

3250686675 ~z~Alex here, Niko.

817321457 ~z~Alex, hello.

1402706877 ~z~Alex, how's it going?

891991312 ~z~Alex, I want to go shopping. Can you get me some money off?

1934368558 ~z~Alex, I'm sorry about this but I can't take you out anymore.

1640773662 ~z~Alex, that you?

3871949687 ~z~Alex, you're a socialite. Surely you know someone else who'll come pick you up.

166725731 ~z~Alex. It's Niko.

2210825156 ~z~Alex. You probably got more important things to worry about like boots or something, but we're over.

2394994310 ~z~Alright then, I'll call another time.

684556776 ~z~Alright, I'll be there soon.

3566258725 ~z~Alright, Niko. Treat me like this then.

1142689132 ~z~Alright, well top prize for effort. I'll let you take me out. Come by in the next hour.

861929418 ~z~Another time, Alex. We will put on a rain check.

1505174889 ~z~Are you fucking stupid? I'm sleeping. Call me back after noon. I might be awake then.

1892359604 ~z~Be warned Niko, I look like a mess.

2623905575 ~z~Do you want to take me out?

779131276 ~z~Don't be late, Niko.

3267053288 ~z~Fine, Niko. I'll call a cab.

1172320972 ~z~From now on I am only dating Americans.

3555934044 ~z~From now on I am only dating Americans.

1472007527 ~z~Fuck you. I could have done anything now. You were lucky I agreed to see you.

2664169628 ~z~Girls like me do not get treated like this by guys like you. Deal with yourself, Niko.

2952715316 ~z~Good news, Alex. You don't have to worry about slumming it no more. We're done.

3021692091 ~z~Hello Alex.

2204356997 ~z~Hey Alex, I want to go buy some clothes. Will you get me a discount?

3704532521 ~z~Hey Alex.

1957596666 ~z~Hey Niko, I was just thinking I like guys I date to look good in case the paps snap us together or something.

662984279 ~z~Hey, it's Alex.

2034951963 ~z~Hi Alex. It's Niko.

486715016 ~z~How's it going, Alex?

2147294692 ~z~I am a beautiful flower and I need to be treated with care. And if you do that, I might date you again.

3007537838 ~z~I can't just go helping anybody out. I'd lose my reputation. Why don't you hang out with me more and then maybe we'll talk?

1656365503 ~z~I can't take you out just now, Alex. I'll call you later.

820194797 ~z~I didn't know you'd be in bed. I'm sorry.

3599930244 ~z~I feel like you should take me out on a date.

589675061 ~z~I knew you'd do this. I just knew it.

3128799512 ~z~I wouldn't ask you to do this if it wasn't absolutely necessary.

3519442505 ~z~I'd like to buy some stuff. Can you arrange a discount for me?

3395328114 ~z~I'd like to see you.

2751622301 ~z~If you ever want a discount from a clothes shop in Liberty City, call me and I'll arrange it.

2375596315 ~z~If you think you can just treat me like some slutty European whore then you are sadly mistaken.

297784257 ~z~I'll be by in a bit.

1054256634 ~z~I'll be there in a bit.

1077689635 ~z~I'll be waiting, Niko.

3727584427 ~z~I'll come collect you then.

3212379172 ~z~I'll give you another chance, Niko. But this better be the best date of my life though. Come collect me in an hour.

2946741486 ~z~I'll go on a date with you, Niko. Pick me up in the next hour.

281894470 ~z~I'll see you then.

3030442536 ~z~I'll sort it, Niko. There'll be a discount for the rest of the day. Promise to buy nice clothes though.

1284225561 ~z~I'm going to have to call my therapist. Goodbye.

1329555421 ~z~I'm not saying this is over for good but I need a break.

3872550568 ~z~I'm not used to taking rejection, Niko. Goodbye.

59783010 ~z~I'm on my way.

2625324808 ~z~I'm scared that if we see each other this much someone's going to get hurt. In a while, maybe.

1137701019 ~z~I'm sorry but I've got to see the girls. Maybe another time.

4246437351 ~z~It'd be good to do something with you.

2685897452 ~z~It's Niko. You think you could arrange some money off for me at a shop?

2560334679 ~z~Jesus. What sort of guy am I dating? Goodbye.

428448783 ~z~My psychiatrist says that I shouldn't be seeing anyone in this emotional state, maybe if you me call back later...

2619268936 ~z~My therapist was right. He was totally right about you.

3249380049 ~z~My therapist was right. He was totally right about you.

3697541672 ~z~Niko, I am an intellectual, beautiful, and interesting woman. I do not need to see a man who treats me like you do.

Alex: Niko, I am not someone you want to fuck things up with. You will regret losing me for the rest of your life.

2395220890 ~z~Niko, I cannot get tied down right now. We should leave a bit of a gap between each date.

913987056 ~z~Niko, I just can't see you right now. I have to put in some serious Daddy time to make sure the card doesn't get cut off.

389133746 ~z~Niko, it's Alex.

2512263323 ~z~Niko, they're letting me out of the clinic and Daddy's driver is busy. Would you pick me up?

1141247834 ~z~Niko, this is Alex calling.

3271062287 ~z~Niko, time to earn some brownie points. Would you pick me up from the hospital?

1155044734 ~z~Niko, you picked up. Well it's been a while since I've heard from you.

2838093925 ~z~Niko. I don't want this to get too serious. Maybe we shouldn't see each other this often. Maybe in a while.

1453031785 ~z~Oh, you picked up. I was starting to think I'd have to get Daddy's private investigator to track you down, Niko.

255219457 ~z~Oh, you've decided to call, have you?

2637041667 ~z~Okay Niko, we can go on a date. Come pick me up in the next hour.

56313562 ~z~Okay then Alex, I'll come and get you in the next hour.

253835085 ~z~Okay, Alex. I'll try you again later.

1041267700 ~z~Okay, I was getting ready, but fine.

3583154477 ~z~Okay, I'll come and pick you up in the next hour.

Alex: Okay, Niko. If that's the way it is, that's the way it is.

3717024737 ~z~Okay, Niko. I've got a blog to write anyway.

2190072507 ~z~Okay, pick me up in the next hour and you can take me out.

2800240311 ~z~Okay. I'll make some calls. I can get you a fifty percent off at the major outlets in Liberty City for the rest of the day.

1404560410 ~z~See you in a bit.

2813558710 ~z~See you soon, Alex.

Alex: Shit, I would have been better off putting my energy into a block of wood than you.

Alex: Shit, I would have been better off putting my energy into a block of wood than you.

2821163237 ~z~So you're still on the scene, are you?

3138783392 ~z~Sorry Alex but something's come up. I can't get you from the hospital.

1404511138 ~z~Sorry Alex, it's over between us. I can't say I'm going to miss you.

3565756151 ~z~Sorry Alex. I got more important things to be doing.

513050960 ~z~Sorry, Alex but I don't memorize your sleeping hours. I'll call you later.

2105947042 ~z~Sorry, Alex but I have to cancel our date.

2862428548 ~z~Sorry, Alex, but I kind of have a lot on my plate. But maybe another time.

2148699703 ~z~Sorry, Niko. But my friends just saw us out again and they might actually think we were serious. Leave it a bit.

3782917916 ~z~Sorry, Niko. No can do now. Maybe if you paid me more attention I'd be able to help you out.

3830757041 ~z~Sure, I can be at your place in the next hour.

353462854 ~z~Sure, I'll be there in the next hour.

3556212117 ~z~Sure, I'll let you take me out. Come pick me up in the next hour.

2551589139 ~z~Sure, Niko. I tell the stores you're a friend of mine and you'll get a price reduction for the rest of the day.

3963422908 ~z~Sure, wait for me.

1841823785 ~z~Thanks Alex, that's kind of you.

524531568 ~z~That won't be a problem Niko. I can get you a fifty percent discount for the rest of the day.

3477516116 ~z~That's fine, Niko. I'll just meet up with the girls.

3792515871 ~z~The mystery man returns. I did not think I'd be hearing from you again.

483479023 ~z~There are plenty of guys who'd kill to collect me from the hospital. I'll call one of them.

3657402423 ~z~There's mysterious and then there's a little too fucking mysterious Mr. European.

1397997095 ~z~This is a fucking joke. You never want to go out with me.

1742730959 ~z~This is a fucking joke. You never want to go out with me.

743726097 ~z~This is Alex Chilton's phone. Leave me a message.

2430882328 ~z~Wait there, Alex.

553081593 ~z~We'll do something another time then. I'll call again later.

3489325415 ~z~Well I'll get someone else to do it, goodbye.

751166809 ~z~Well there's the mysterious European. I was starting to think you were done with me.

2315059968 ~z~Well this really is a surprise. Guys don't normally wait this long to call me back.

1335828241 ~z~Well, I blew off a lot of people to see you but... sure.

1264912581 ~z~What are you doing? Ha fucking ha. I'm asleep. Call me after noon.

430716680 ~z~Why don't you and me go do something?

266962481 ~z~Why don't you show me a good time?

1280933648 ~z~Why don't you take me out on a date?

2219621609 ~z~Yeah, well actually there's a cute orderly that I'd like to fuck. I'll do that and then get a lift home. Bye.

659732385 ~z~You know, I don't feel like seeing you right now. Maybe in a while.

3874378125 ~z~You want to go on a date?

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  • A motorbike? I haven't been on one of these since I dated a drug dealer in high school.
  • Ahh, I see you've tried to save some money on the top half of your outfit.
  • Alex Chilton does not take the bus. Please tell me that your car is around the corner.
  • Alright, change of plan. Take me somewhere else.
  • Can you please explain to me what the appeal of really shit cars is? I don't get it.
  • Can't we do something else instead?
  • Darling, with clothes as with everything else, you buy cheap, you buy twice. I think you'll be trading in your top.
  • Darts, how quaint, Niko.
  • Do you think that anyone in Liberty City in the twenty-first century really eats this type of food? Yuk.
  • Eww, never wear those glasses again. They just scream bargain bucket.
  • Excuse me if I'm not jumping for joy that we're playing parts again.
  • God, are those shoes fashionable back in Europe? You must be so behind the Liberty City trends.
  • God, this place really reminds me of being underage.
  • God, you know. I'll try anything once. I tried picking up guys on craplist, didn't I?
  • Hey mysterious European, let's go.
  • Hey Niko, do you mind if we do something else?
  • Hey Niko. Let's go.
  • Hey, Niko. I hope you aren't planning on carrying me on this date.
  • Hey, Niko. Is this like an off, off, off, off Burlesque show?
  • Hi, I'm Niko. You must be the Liberated Woman. We met on craplist.
  • I actually really enjoyed it the last time we came to a strip club. I picked up some moves.
  • I am so pleased you got rid of that hat, please say you burned it.
  • I can get down with strippers. I can get into this. Let's go.
  • I did not want to make carbon footprint. We'll be fine.
  • I didn't think anything could be worse than the car you used to drive, I was wrong.
  • I don't like waiting Niko. Let's just go.
  • I don't normally like hats, but that one works for you.
  • I expected you to come in a car.
  • I gave my first blowjob in a restroom at this place.
  • I guess you're having your other clothes washed. I mean, there can't be any other reason to be wearing these.
  • I hate tardiness. Come on, let's go.
  • I like this car, I'm getting used to being driven in it.
  • I like those shoes, very smart.
  • I like your pants, darling. Nice.
  • I liked those clothes the last time you wore them.
  • I miss those glasses you used to wear. They gave you some class.
  • I only really dress up when I have to.
  • I remember going to the opening party of this place, it was wild.
  • I think I preferred what you were wearing last time.
  • I want new experiences, I want to see things that I haven't seen before.
  • I write a blog. It's Liberated Woman on blogsnobs.org.
  • If anything, that hat looks expensive, which is so in.
  • If I didn't know any better, I'd have thought you were trying to get me drunk.
  • If I'd known you weren't bringing a car I would have gotten Daddy to lend us a driver.
  • If you want to take me to a show, Niko. I'd check what time they started.
  • I'll explain anything to you that you don't get afterwards.
  • I'm a white chick but I'm really into street culture and the urban scene. I think I'll really like this.
  • I'm an intellectual, Niko. I like the finer things like culture and cocktails and gourmet food.
  • I'm digging those glasses.
  • I'm getting used to those clothes you're wearing.
  • I'm glad you're still driving this thing.
  • I'm pleased you've kept this car. Daddy gets rid of nice cars after driving them for a couple of weeks.
  • I'm sick of this shit. I'm getting home myself. I'll see you around, Niko.
  • I'm surprised that you think an intellectual such as myself would be interested in playing darts again.
  • I'm the only person who's allowed to be late, Niko. You're making me sound like my mother. Just drive.
  • It gets where it's meant to go.
  • It was a sad day when the bouncer stopped asking me for ID at this place.
  • It was brave of you to come out in these pants, Niko.
  • It's a shame you got rid of those glasses, they made you look sophisticated.
  • It's a shame you're not wearing that hat any more. I found out how much it cost.
  • It's so good that that hat is gone. It made you look like a thug.
  • It's so nice to be able to properly see your face without those cheap glasses on.
  • I've said it before, Niko, but I like your car.
  • Let's go and hit some balls into holes with long sticks. Oh what fun.
  • Let's go my mysterious European.
  • Let's go, Niko. I hope the good mixologist is on tonight.
  • Look, if you're only going to pick me up in crap cars, I'll get Daddy's chauffeur to drive us.
  • Most guys I know trade up their cars whenever they can. It's good that you're holding on to this one.
  • My girlfriend dated the head chef here, he was really fussy.
  • Nice, car. I got one of those for my sweet sixteen.
  • Niko, are you trying to lubricate me with liquor before making a move?
  • Niko, can't you go for a more preppy look? That hat makes you look like a criminal.
  • Niko, Hi. How are we going to get around?
  • Niko, I don't care how long you've had this car but I hate it.
  • Niko, I thought a resourceful guy like you would be able to get hold of a better car than this.
  • Niko, I'm starting to worry about you. Do you only want to look at naked women?
  • Niko, I've been waiting. No fucking wonder when you haven't brought a car.
  • Niko, please get a new car. I'm embarrassed to be seen in this thing.
  • Niko, you have got to learn you get what you pay for and you didn't pay much for those pants.
  • No, people drive them here as well. Just not people who live in Middle Park East.
  • Oh God, I hope none of my friends sees me out with a man dressed like this.
  • Oh, an English comic? How quaint and European.
  • Oh, darts. This is a real working man's pastime, isn't it.
  • Oh, I guess that you feel comfortable in these clothes. Well, at least they're not disgusting.
  • Oh, I miss that hat of yours. It gave you an air of mystery.
  • Oh, Niko. It's sweet that you're attached to this car but it really is disgusting.
  • Ohh, take me where you wanna take me biker boy.
  • Okay, I did not realize you were this... um... earthy. Do they still make clothes like that?
  • Okay, if we're not going to do anything you can just take me home.
  • Okay, let's eat here. It's not exactly going to be a gastronomic rollercoaster though, is it?
  • Okay, let's play pool again. I feel like I've died and woken up in the Midwest.
  • Okay, tell me how we're getting where we're going because I don't see a car.
  • Okay, that's it. I'm going to make my own way home.
  • Okay, there's a reason why trendy people don't wear hats.
  • Okay, those are some pretty bold choices. Are you hoping to come across as an eccentric or something?
  • Okay, well you're moving up the ladder in terms of cars. You're moving slowly but you're moving.
  • Okay, well you've wasted my time by being late. Don't waste my time getting me where we're going.
  • Okay, where's your car?
  • Okay, you sell one crap car and you buy another. When did that ever make sense?
  • Ooh, it is so nice to be driven around in a car you're used to, don't you think?
  • Ooh, it is so nice to be taken in a car that isn't a death trap. Thanks for trading up, Niko.
  • Or something, I guess. I don't think about clothes much.
  • Pool, Niko? Were you in a frat house or something? What next? Keg stands?
  • Shit, if I see another fucking pool table I'll scream.
  • Shit, you're actually who you said you were. I was expecting a two-foot lesbian. I'm Alex.
  • So tell me, what are you into?
  • So you didn't dress up for the first date. Why would you?
  • So, you take the whole "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." attitude to getting dressed then?
  • Sweetie, I think it's time to get a new car, like, ten years ago.
  • Thank God you've got rid of that thing you were driving before. I mean anything would be better than that.
  • Thanks.
  • The good thing about you seeing all these strippers is you'll realize how much better my body is.
  • The way I think about it, even if I hate something, I can write a blog about it.
  • These bikes really take me back. Well let's get going, Niko.
  • They do where I am from.

Alex: They love me at this place. I swear, you spend enough money and people forget that you threw up on the manager.

  • This car is alright, I think we bought my maid one.
  • This car is unreal, I thought they only drove cars like this in the third world.
  • This guy is like, seriously urban. I'm told he's like, very now.
  • This is getting boring. I thought we were meant to be on a date? Can you take me home?
  • This is perfect, Niko. I'm an intellectual and I'm cultured so I really enjoy this.
  • This obsession with really shit cars is really taking shabby chic to its limits Niko.
  • Those glasses give you a good vibe, Niko.
  • Those shoes are nice, I might get some for Daddy.
  • Uhh, Niko. I was starting to think I'd been stood up. Umm, I'm not walking by the way.
  • Uhh, thanks.
  • Uhh, this isn't going to work out. Can we do something else?
  • Umm, Niko. All the shows started a while ago.
  • Umm, well you've got to be hungry to eat in a place like this. It hasn't even got a Liberty Tree rosette.
  • Well at least this car is better than your old one.
  • Well I guess this is a walking date.
  • Well if I'd known that you didn't have a car I'd have got the chauffeur.
  • Well Niko, if people are going to see you in the same set of clothes repeatedly, they may as well be fashionable ones.
  • Well okay, the top half of your outfit is really working for me.
  • Well this is the place, Niko. I wonder who we'll see.
  • Well, getting rid of that old car was the first step toward self-improvement. Well done, Niko.
  • Well, if that's your only nice outfit you may as well get the most out of it.
  • Well, it's an improvement on the last thing you were driving.
  • We're playing pool, eh? Are you going to make me chug brewskies and chant as well?
  • What a transformation, thank God you got rid of those glasses.
  • What aren't I into? I'm just a Liberty city girl. I like shopping, lunches with the girls, cocktails.
  • What happened to your face? It's those cheap glasses.
  • What the fuck is this? I guess I'm about to find out.
  • What's this obsession with strip clubs, Niko? Aren't I enough for you?
  • When I last met you I got the impression that you had a good dress sense.
  • Wow, back at the strip club, are we? Well you must have really liked the effect it had on me last time.
  • Yeah, don't worry Niko. I mean we all make fashion mistakes.
  • Yeah, I'd be surprised if they let you into any clubs wearing those shoes.
  • Yeah, well maybe you should have done more than buy coke off drug dealers since then?
  • You look pretty good, Niko. Is that this season's collection?
  • You really do like cheap cars, don't you Niko?
  • You really need help in the fashion department, Niko.
  • You want to play darts... again? Well this is really a hobby of yours, isn't it, Niko?
  • You were probably expecting some freak was going to kidnap you, right?
  • Your ass is giving mine a run for its money in those pants.
  • You're chest looks really cut in what you're wearing.
  • You're dating an intellectual girl, maybe she's into things that are more cerebral than playing pool.
  • You're on foot. Are we taking a taxi or walking?
  • You're still driving this? I guess you aren't moving up in the world.
  • You're taking me to play darts twice in a row. You're real imaginative, aren't you Niko?

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  • And that's why I'm as fucked up as I am.
  • And you've shown me that the criminals are not the only terrible people in Liberty City. Goodye.
  • As I said, that was repulsive. I am never, I mean ne-ver going there again.

4099421175 ~z~At least kiss me before I am sent off.

1239349413 ~z~Be a sweetie and drop me back at my place.

856009785 ~z~Big deal, I won a game of pool. Could not care less.

913652961 ~z~Bland, unmemorable, bad service. I'd give that place three out of ten.

512432101 ~z~Bye then.

3917094459 ~z~Can I kiss you goodbye?

1151030448 ~z~Can we at least have some fun out here?

1790435689 ~z~Can we please find something to do already?

50948851 ~z~Can you take me home?

3984654851 ~z~Come inside then.

2519140475 ~z~Come over here.

3475324426 ~z~Did we have to go? What? Were you getting jealous of me and the other girls or were you too turned on?

3531373428 ~z~Do you take all your girls here, Niko? Because I'm getting to know it pretty well.

868113847 ~z~Do you want to do something else now?

3522206237 ~z~Do you want to take me somewhere else?

2517370092 ~z~Don't you feel pathetic? Me beating you at the sport I hate.

1039644082 ~z~Ending that game early was the best decision I've seen you make.

2525602494 ~z~Enjoy yourself.

3796590423 ~z~Enough is enough.

3901695044 ~z~European girls might be whores, but Americans aren't.

1353091019 ~z~From now on I am only dating Americans.

2823138488 ~z~Get over here.

335289973 ~z~God, the stories I could tell you about this place, let's walk.

2245551742 ~z~Goodbye, Alex.

3211261050 ~z~Goodnight, Alex.

194801897 ~z~Great, you won at darts. It must be fun for you.

3868115659 ~z~Have fun then.

2504285196 ~z~Here again, okay. There's a lot more to see in Algonquin, Niko.

1184201029 ~z~How about I come into your place?

83755063 ~z~How about we find something else to do now?

459154135 ~z~How about you invite me in?

1571037227 ~z~I could do with an escort back to my place.

Alex: I feel like I totally understand a new culture now.

2737759719 ~z~I grew up walking around here. I'm so pleased to be back.

513667427 ~z~I guess that's my life story, thanks for listening.

2589452489 ~z~I haven't told that stuff to anyone before. You're a good listener.

2293155191 ~z~I hope I wasn't boring you, I mean not that I can bore anyone, but I was talking a lot.

1460421755 ~z~I just don't feel like inviting you in yet.

906862658 ~z~I knew you'd find that story interesting. I'm really good at telling what people will like.

3106493786 ~z~I need some Ritalin.

588165684 ~z~I think we both want me to come inside.

2311917733 ~z~I told you I hate fast-food. I will not let it pass my lips again.

1733885700 ~z~I was finding that really interesting, Niko. Thanks for making me leave.

3747733119 ~z~I was just getting into that. Me and that stripper had a connection. She understood me.

3891575809 ~z~I'd feel guilty if I didn't escort you all the way into your place.

420272410 ~z~I'd like that Niko.

404067603 ~z~I'd love to be taken home now.

3685740642 ~z~If you stay that long in a strip club, a girl is going to think that you're more interested in strippers than her.

1906265448 ~z~If you're not taking me straight home I can just call Daddy's driver.

1280373616 ~z~I'll call you, I promise.

2358283980 ~z~I'll go somewhere else then.

3850508811 ~z~I'll write a blog about you.

1437526331 ~z~I'm always going to love that place, the people are so beautiful. I belong there.

2791767633 ~z~I'm always happy to come here, Niko. But there are like other places to go walking.

1065913099 ~z~I'm bored and the date hasn't even started yet.

1822061299 ~z~I'm done with this.

3634793501 ~z~I'm gonna call soon.

2618275114 ~z~I'm sorry, but I am not putting this chemical and hormone filled stuff into my body again. Will you take me somewhere else?

103842162 ~z~It used to be impossible to get a table there and you can see why.

2102486093 ~z~It was funny because it was true, I mean don't you think?

3556855255 ~z~It's been a blast.

Alex: I've enjoyed myself.

845494255 ~z~Just because I write about sex on my blog, doesn't mean I'm going to put out.

841236247 ~z~Later on then, Alex.

3926470358 ~z~Later.

75724062 ~z~Let me in and I promise to be gentle.

4073574835 ~z~Let me into your place, I don't bite.

2052856410 ~z~Let's go.

1985859516 ~z~Mmmmm, yeah.

1534935796 ~z~Niko, I've been diagnosed with ADHD, I don't like having to wait this long to get where we're going.

3919709100 ~z~Niko, show some respect to the performers and stay for the length of the show.

3262579101 ~z~Niko, this area looks very dangerous. People get killed outside of Algonquin. I trust you though.

1366849045 ~z~No dice cowboy, I'm keeping myself company tonight.

3715309037 ~z~Oh, mmm.

3748586638 ~z~Okay then.

2373449501 ~z~Okay, Niko.

1370687079 ~z~Okay, yeah.

1183147714 ~z~Okay, you won, big deal, let's go.

2213046993 ~z~Really.

1340389768 ~z~Screw this.

336656176 ~z~See ya.

1944699553 ~z~See you, Alex.

3513117168 ~z~Shit, to think that I used to love that place. Well, I still get drunk there though.

1708654550 ~z~So after I checked myself out of rehab I decided that I didn't have a problem. The end.

1659736 ~z~Sorry, Mr. European but I want to keep those mysterious bits of you, mysterious.

1187357678 ~z~Sorry, Niko. But tonight is just not the night.

3377572100 ~z~Sorry, Niko. You're sweet but we can't do that right now.

3662873525 ~z~Sure, goodbye.

2197547742 ~z~Take me home, won't you?

814586590 ~z~Thank God it's over and we didn't even have to put all the balls in the holes.

1996512178 ~z~Thank God that's over. I don't think I could have finished.

2291163177 ~z~That game was almost as anti-climactic as sex with my last boyfriend.

609781391 ~z~That place is so cool. I'm buzzed. It's amazing.

1561192765 ~z~That really enlightened me as to what the European mind is like, you know?

Alex: That was a frat-tastic experience. It served its purpose though. I'm drunk.

420947775 ~z~That was an immaculate dining experience.

2436861492 ~z~That was interesting. I've got something to put in my blog at least.

30371143 ~z~That was really biting social commentary, wasn't it?

2527596632 ~z~That's interesting.

1690253104 ~z~The best thing about darts is getting to quit half way through.

4191404967 ~z~The food tasted of nothing, did you notice that? Urgh.

1657823071 ~z~The fun's over.

1841337477 ~z~There are only so many boobs a girl can look at, Niko. I think we should have left earlier.

3471534366 ~z~There is other stuff we can do, isn't there?

1363029622 ~z~This date better not be all foreplay and no pay off. Can we get where we're going already?

560346866 ~z~This has been an interesting experience

1050531341 ~z~This has got to be a new low point, Niko. Being beaten by a girl who hates darts.

250843661 ~z~This hasn't exactly been the date of my dreams, Niko. But what did I expect?

2885868309 ~z~This illustrates how un-fun darts is, there wasn't even a winner.

2184805106 ~z~This place carries so many memories for me, Niko. I'm so happy that I can share it with you.

360355504 ~z~Those girls have had some serious work done. I want the name of the honey colored one's doctor.

3950754302 ~z~Uh huh, uh huh.

3247833051 ~z~Umm, are you sure you want to go for a walk right now? Don't people get raped here? You better protect me.

3207369914 ~z~Umm, I don't feel like I can get physical with you right now.

4045065313 ~z~Umm, Niko. You are taking me home, right?

Niko: Wait for me to call you, okay?

1614768006 ~z~Well don't just stand there, stupid.

2358427335 ~z~We'll have fun.

Alex: Well I bet it feels really good to beat someone whose heart's not in the game.

671127336 ~z~Well the crowd in there was a bit B and T, wasn't it? At least I got buzzed enough to cope.

2900319207 ~z~Well, I'm not going to remember that place. That's for sure.

3372847509 ~z~Well, let's check out this exciting place one more time. Fingers crossed we won't be killed.

3169086960 ~z~Well, what can I say about our time together...

3730553913 ~z~We've already walked around this place once. I thought we'd seen everything there was to see. I guess not.

604132347 ~z~What's the deal with this? Where are we going?

1143602830 ~z~Where to next my mysterious European companion?

3507619589 ~z~Will you take me back to my place?

504000775 ~z~Woo hoo, Niko beats Alex at pool - a game she incidentally hates. Stop the press.

1957645893 ~z~Would you bring me home now?

81713356 ~z~Yeah, later.

725946926 ~z~Yeah, let me take your number and we can go on another date sometime.

415732881 ~z~Yeah, yeah, I get it.

1361217320 ~z~You can take me back to my place now.

3620818731 ~z~You know I love this place, Niko.

1113541356 ~z~You know, even winning at pool isn't fun.

1658657843 ~z~You really like this spot don't you? Did a friend of yours die here?

295800666 ~z~You want me to come in?

1075324371 ~z~You won't regret this.

3595180204 ~z~You're not going to go in and be all alone, are you?

3691121407 ~z~You've shown me a good time, Niko.

2235936865 ~z~You've shown me a good time, Niko.

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1320699679 ~z~all at the same time.

15245113 ~z~And that's because my life has so much in it and it's so much

3436741832 ~z~Anyway, the more stuff I do the more I have to write about in my blog... and I'll put it in my novel too.

1515094851 ~z~Because I have these thoughts, yep, and I know they're important.

1355393866 ~z~But I'm not an airhead. I mean I could be - I'm fun enough - but I'm also really intelligent.

84324157 ~z~But this other guy I was dating told me he'd invest and that I should and that I had a lot of talent and I think he's right.

3145201457 ~z~But, mostly I'm my own muse. I mean, I'm going to be an important person. I think I'll change the world.

369129717 ~z~City life is weird, you know? Well, tell me about yourself.

1024631764 ~z~Clever guy.

3937672894 ~z~College parties are just for losers who don't get let into Maisonette 9.

1949007805 ~z~Cool.

4161024822 ~z~Did the funding fall through?

3043525174 ~z~Did you write a book?

2758226914 ~z~Doesn't your father pick up your credit card tabs?

3714991253 ~z~Everyone tells me how creative I am. Especially men. Women are often jealous. You know how girls can be?

1207788474 ~z~everything myself at Anna Rex spring/summer collection.

1575225635 ~z~Everything... No, nothing. That's what dating is isn't it? Giving bits of information. Teasing people.

3866358288 ~z~Fuck easy. I'm an artist.

3058275904 ~z~Gee, thanks.

219605505 ~z~God, I've never thought of it that way.

3423904226 ~z~Good.

1066207441 ~z~Great.

878772265 ~z~Ha fucking ha... I've been really busy.

2986905042 ~z~Have you been reading my blog? It was really funny this week.

4151744669 ~z~He told me what was so amazing about my writing was that it was funny and tender and heartbreakingly original,

1272571478 ~z~How do you know?

794141144 ~z~How is the movie coming along?

1272277882 ~z~I don't believe in classifying people. I think it's what we do that makes us who we are, moment to moment.

1251195478 ~z~I don't know - I haven't written it yet.

1314633499 ~z~I don't know, because I can't get my shit together. Oh fuck it, it is together. I'm uh, it is together, sorry...

3827176753 ~z~I don't know. I'm not from here. I'm trying to get through life in a strange country but it isn't easy.

244052180 ~z~I don't stop to think about what the consequences are.

1499692059 ~z~I don't think I'd get let into a college party or Maisonette 9.

2048017402 ~z~I had to expose my deepest thoughts to the public and that's when I created the Liberated Woman blog.

4092480848 ~z~I haven't had any trouble. It's not just because I've never had a paying job, because I'm an intellectual.

2171915329 ~z~I know what they want and what they're feeling. How is some professor going to be able to give me a grade on what I already know?

154221586 ~z~I know. But it was also true and that's what this guy told me that I was dating last night.

644664729 ~z~I know. You're power. You're masculinity. You're freedom. In some ways, you're my muse.

614658805 ~z~I like variety. Anyway, did I tell you? I'm making a movie.

753413536 ~z~I mean we don't need a man to help us get by in life. I do what I want, when I want and that's that.

2757374924 ~z~I mean, I pick you up and I don't give a shit what my Mother will say, or what friends think.

3831143538 ~z~I mean, I will go out and order the most expensive thing on the menu. And I'll buy

2520094591 ~z~I mean, I'll do that myself and I won't rely on men to get me what I need.

2645270628 ~z~I mean, some people from here have a tough time getting work too.

2421844492 ~z~I mean, you know, I really understand people already.

1772689014 ~z~I mean, you're living it, Niko - you're an experience. you're not an intellectual. You don't care.

356395836 ~z~I never think.

417995097 ~z~I really understand people so, they're drawn to me. I mean, that's what people who talk to me and read my blog feel.

233584960 ~z~I think bits of it, they are so beautiful and sad and... they make me cry.

1716067432 ~z~I was going through the stuff on www.blogsnobs.org and I realized that I had to get Alex Chilton out there.

2894231142 ~z~I was trying to figure out why it was that I related to you so easily. That must be it.

4287914988 ~z~I went to college, I was going to be a psych. major but I found it too easy.

4271564876 ~z~I won't let consequences hold me back from the moment.

3029791463 ~z~I'm always fun. I'm a fun person.

4100771935 ~z~I'm from Middle Park West, I've never thought about leaving Liberty City.

2588229188 ~z~I'm going to be famous. But not just for no reason, seriously.

2535278749 ~z~I'm sorry. Man, we're going to have the best time.

1705996429 ~z~I'm sure he is.

1378173361 ~z~I'm writing a novel which is going to be so much deeper than the stuff on the blog.

97494556 ~z~Isn't that what you do quite often?

230776496 ~z~It fell through - but, to be honest, cinema is dead. I mean, it's so old fashioned.

2405893083 ~z~It must be so hard for you finding work and stuff in Liberty. I am told immigrants have a really hard time here.

11949353 ~z~It's a good thing you don't want to go out and kill people all the time. There might be some serious consequences to that.

1747873219 ~z~It's about me. It started out as a blog, but it's evolved... into so much more than that. I mean sometimes,

2342381329 ~z~It's as much a part of me as an arm or a leg.

1007820111 ~z~It's going to be amazing. It's going to be the great American novel, only a movie.

1140748161 ~z~It's good that you're happy in your home. My home was not so comfortable.

2292866631 ~z~It's not like I haven't been on a date like this before. I mean I've picked up guys on craplist and on dating sites but

1152899394 ~z~I've always kept diaries and, you know, thought really deep thoughts. I don't go in for all the bullshit... the trivial stuff.

554242533 ~z~I've never thought that writing my blog was "doing" something. It's just an extension of my personality. I'm creative.

2406411320 ~z~Letting them see pieces of your life but not the whole picture.

3384972230 ~z~Like Stalin.

1641339664 ~z~Listen, my life is not empty, jackass. It's amazing. I have crazy adventures.

3114063942 ~z~Next thing I know I've seen three pairs of shoes that I have to have and it's time to call Daddy and get the limit on my credit card extended.

914047174 ~z~Niko, if you had to classify yourself, what would you be?

1013584696 ~z~No doubt. Why are you so angry?

691890658 ~z~No.

1878817372 ~z~No. I'm liberated. I'm free. You can't control me, typical misogynist. Women can be artists too.

946509316 ~z~No. Well done. What's it about?

1190044996 ~z~Nor did I... that was a joke. I wasn't planning to.

886993780 ~z~Not like one of those idiot girls - I mean I know them they are all jealous of me because I'm an individual.

2623503330 ~z~Not much.

3420224709 ~z~Not really what I meant. So, you got a fancy college degree that gets you noticed?

2517931841 ~z~Oh he doesn't count. He's not a man. He's Daddy. I'll have any man I want to. Young, old, American, European. Like you,

3868275880 ~z~Oh, I write a thread called Liberated Woman on blogsnobs.org.

2048180612 ~z~Oh, that's actually a quote that I've already used on my blog. What piece of my life do I want to show you first?

2364857613 ~z~Oh, what would you know about this stuff?

4128849903 ~z~Okay well that's sick. You don't get what I'm saying. I mean -

1417050303 ~z~One day the blog just happened.

955354954 ~z~Or a mouth, telling everyone who cares to listen about your life.

723121051 ~z~People really relate to me. They can take a bit of my life and see it as their own.

1877847681 ~z~Really amazing thoughts, about people and the world and stuff.

3334122198 ~z~richer and deeper than everyone else's. I mean, they relate to me because I'm better than them.

2871436099 ~z~So, Niko. Do you want to tell me about yourself? I cannot believe we're going on a date and we don't even know each other.

3656549317 ~z~So, this blog you write. Is that all you want to do?

1815716299 ~z~So, you left college?

4065112462 ~z~Some people make it difficult, yes? What do you want me to know about you?

1287306912 ~z~Sounds easy.

2290522823 ~z~Sure.

343183466 ~z~Sure... yeah.

1753363986 ~z~Tell me about it, I walk down the street.

825615147 ~z~Thanks.

3836418066 ~z~Thanks... yep - I'm an intellectual. I mean, I haven't gotten going yet, but I am.

1195846645 ~z~That is so right. People need to hear about me. I really touch people.

3339130819 ~z~That's certainly true.

2683557709 ~z~The other day, I met this guy and I slept with him, and I wrote about it on my blog.

129817710 ~z~the situation is weird. This is the twenty-first century. It's so now what we're doing.

3518892802 ~z~The thing about me is, I'm interesting. People feel like they can talk to me and open up.

460323341 ~z~These days with all of the internet and videos and stuff and my blog and sites like electrictit.com and stuff -

766657257 ~z~They get this connection. It's like they feel this glow off me and my life and they want to be near me. I mean, do you feel that?

4288386719 ~z~Well, I've been blogging, and I've been doing a lot of web 2.0 shit. And I've... I've... well all kinds of crazy things.

2950963947 ~z~Well, that's not the point. I mean, yep, narrative is dead. It's done. It's all about living.

434817853 ~z~What have you been up to?

3929970603 ~z~who wants a movie?

4176329521 ~z~Yeah, and I couldn't stand to be away from Liberty either.

3740057114 ~z~Yeah, I mean something like that.

28043467 ~z~Yeah, work is sometimes hard to come by.

448170301 ~z~Yeah... okay but I'd say that I'm a feminist. I think that every woman in this day and age should be.

852145512 ~z~Yeah?

2409383010 ~z~Yes - I always knew I'd be a film maker. I have a very strong visual sense.

3211536537 ~z~Yes, err it was hysterical.

3240602620 ~z~Yes, he's amazing. But don't worry. Not all of the guys I date have to be intellectuals.

2723113416 ~z~Yes.

1445957997 ~z~You cannot leave your apartment in this city without spending money so I guess you need to work.

4236114236 ~z~You live! You don't think! And that's beautiful.

3547972692 ~z~You think people are going to read this?

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1065396535 ~z~"Alex, did you really sleep with the gardener at our place upstate?".

2369733811 ~z~"Alex, why are all my friends reading about your sex life on the internet?",

300765357 ~z~Absolutely.

287205945 ~z~And the only reason girls become anorexic and start popping pills is to get with older guys. It's a match made in Heaven.

810086528 ~z~but no one has really listened.

2312814058 ~z~Did you?

1275781129 ~z~Didn't the doctor tell you what the side effects of the meds were going to be?

1337509454 ~z~Dish washers, gardeners and valets would put posters of you on their walls.

265760669 ~z~Exactly. God I feel like sometimes you're the only one who really listens.

725608535 ~z~Fine, Niko, just fucking fine.

3603060668 ~z~For paying my rent every month. I feel like I have to meet her for lunch twice a week, like it's an obligation.

2401116484 ~z~Ha fucking ha. What do you really do?

686430664 ~z~He's in love with me, you know. I've been seeing him forever.

1875283038 ~z~How are you?

1171062540 ~z~I act all tough, but inside I'm just a little girl. I used to be anorexic.

3431481327 ~z~I bet you do. Every guy from your background must dream about marrying into money. Think about it -

2428416847 ~z~I don't know if they're the reason that I'm on edge or if it's from worrying about what the pills might do to me.

3339951639 ~z~I don't see it like that.

1373542343 ~z~I guess not.

3072922929 ~z~I hadn't really thought about settling down.

850464664 ~z~I hope it isn't something I've done.

630675032 ~z~I hope you don't really mean that...

2328699168 ~z~I knew it - what else? Tell me stuff, for my blog.

2060613805 ~z~I knew it. You are so lucky to have me. I imagine I bring adventure to your life.

3626563663 ~z~I lost my virginity to him. That shows you how long I've been pouring my heart out on the couch.

4243622352 ~z~I mean, you really care. I think in some weird way we could be soul mates, you know?

1178213382 ~z~I mean... ok they've like, taken the cab to where I told them to take it, or they've got me the right size of shoe...

1977376554 ~z~I still hate life. I'm a failure. I should have done more.

4095971109 ~z~I think this would be a dream I would sooner wake up from.

13438148 ~z~I think you are old enough to be classified as an adult now.

3265469416 ~z~I think you're okay. I think you are just being a human being. That's what my cousin told me, when I was like you.

1290308935 ~z~I thought you were liberated? I didn't think you got sad?

1821170722 ~z~I work in... construction.

4268534188 ~z~I would love your problems.

2196051868 ~z~I'm a bit nervous because I can't really tell what the new pills are going to do to you.

25560598 ~z~I'm a one man crime wave who has killed indiscriminately since I turned up here, but inside I just want to be loved.

889061536 ~z~I'm pathetic. Look at me.

2752396173 ~z~I'm sorry to hear that.

1720737527 ~z~I'm sorry, it's just my doctor put me on some new meds and I haven't quite leveled out yet.

269006514 ~z~I'm sorry... I'm just... I'm just special.

2732527036 ~z~In that case, I think I'll go to Hell.

1777703914 ~z~Isn't that a breach of the doctor patient relationship thing?

560943821 ~z~It must be very difficult for you. I am sure you have been saying a lot.

3630547131 ~z~It's Cinderella but with a gender reversal and the internet playing fairy godmother.

1660710958 ~z~It's fucking Mother. It's all - "Alex do this?", "Alex, when are you going to meet a nice man?

3947062902 ~z~It's like a twenty-first century uptown boy, downtown girl story.

3832869665 ~z~It's that I feel like I owe her something. For bringing me into the world.

2927258769 ~z~I've had the worst day. It's like everyone has been talking at me and no one has been listening to what I have to say.

3433121302 ~z~Knowing that I can do whatever I want, and it means nothing. I mean nothing matters. Do you know how that feels?

288400747 ~z~Loved or killed I guess, I don't know which.

1919250509 ~z~Me?

3670400106 ~z~money and a greencard? You'd be the envy of every border jumper in the nation.

876833680 ~z~My life ended many years ago when I saw my childhood friends butchered on a hillside.

3029938480 ~z~Niko, you are so not from around here.

1835552474 ~z~No pressure then.

1612657736 ~z~No you don't. Not in the way I mean. You couldn't possibly know how much I suffer.

598406188 ~z~No. I still know my own name. I wanna forget.

356013895 ~z~No?

3408202174 ~z~Nothing. I mean ha fucking ha, little rich girl, all depressed, can't write a book.

1274692134 ~z~Oh god, I'm so fucking angry.

2539452076 ~z~Ohh, my doctor has all my best interests at heart. He's a real sweetie.

2233767371 ~z~Okay - I'm a hitman, who works for organized crime syndicates.

966198533 ~z~Okay, maybe this date is not such a good idea. If you are in this type of mood...

590535942 ~z~Okay. Have it your way.

2196117410 ~z~Or I might be angry because I had to go with my mother while she got chemo.

3714041318 ~z~She's dependent on me but I'm the child, I mean she's the adult.

2114988273 ~z~Shit. I'm on meds and they're not working well at all.

494488778 ~z~So, Alex, how's it going?

1242044185 ~z~Sure.

875453391 ~z~Sure. But you seem strong.

879132525 ~z~Thanks, but I really don't think you can understand how I feel...

3623533340 ~z~That cancer spreading into her abdomen was the best thing that ever happened to me. I hate her.

1506524954 ~z~That was me.

2426647325 ~z~The fucking driver was there, why did I have to be there too? No I think it's the pills.

3326334085 ~z~The only reason guys become psychiatrists is to get with young, anorexic pill poppers.

1635445202 ~z~They'd say Niko Bellic - The American Dream.

617836676 ~z~This story is marketable. It could be the arc my novel needs. It might give everything structure. Do you want to get married?

1218714827 ~z~Too many things to mention. It's been crazy. Wild and liberated, the whole nine. What about you?

2041285118 ~z~Very special.

1453957321 ~z~Well, I do and I tell you what, rich people have feelings too.

2104264287 ~z~Well, you want to know?

300953444 ~z~What's up, Alex?

4051916410 ~z~What's wrong? You seem sad.

2804799969 ~z~Yeah you. I don't know much about you, you're a man of mystery. Where you from? Spain isn't? Oh! Was that the other guy?

1951464056 ~z~Yeah, I can see.

245344361 ~z~Yeah, well, I'm happy she's dying.

1195031367 ~z~Yep. I guess... I guess... I guess it just hurts knowing as much as I do.

2464624976 ~z~Yes.

3979387486 ~z~You are so funny. Ha fucking ha. You're not being a fucking smart ass are you?

2141483858 ~z~You better show me a good time tonight.

2139779718 ~z~You do well. I should have done less.

2050039447 ~z~You know what the worst thing is? What makes me hate her the most?

950738472 ~z~You're a very up and down girl.

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75497807 ~z~And what's the problem?

2312309747 ~z~and you seem on the edge of a breakdown.

2963545398 ~z~Beats me.

196492131 ~z~Cool.

2764238202 ~z~Fuck you.

3277586180 ~z~Fuck you. I hate myself as much as anyone. I know what is to be an artist. What do you do? Fucking nothing!

1388027333 ~z~Good. You always look good. That's not the problem...

1630419626 ~z~How do I look?

4052409293 ~z~I can sleep with any man I want. I can do anything. And I'm intellectual and I can read!

1541266353 ~z~If I wanted conversation, I would have gone online. Fucking loser.

921937527 ~z~I'm not drunk. I'm special. Yep. Special.

1046159532 ~z~I'm not. I'm great. Great, man.

435186785 ~z~I'm special, dickhead. People want to know me. I have fans. Do you know how that feels, to have fans?

269042697 ~z~I'm spinning out. I shouldn't be drinking so much. At least these meds are working... fuck. I'm drunk...

3739351473 ~z~It's lonely. It's so fucking lonely. I'm amazing and I hate myself. Well figure that out.

1837858572 ~z~Look at you. You're inane. Ha fucking ha. Inane. That's a new word. I learnt another new word - preposterous, and that's what you are..

1840714749 ~z~Man - I'm loaded... I can't wait to get online.

2192145820 ~z~Man, I am so drunk you look kind of cute.

4186117885 ~z~Man, I'm drunk.

137808110 ~z~No.

3723452374 ~z~Oh, why, because you think now I'll fuck you? You're ridiculous. Oh, you're a man. What did I expect?

1667071818 ~z~Really fun.

2500414983 ~z~Sit quietly, please.

608895270 ~z~Sounds fun.

276699463 ~z~Thanks.

1984390364 ~z~The problem is your personality. What is wrong with you?

56459122 ~z~Well done. Well done and shut up. Please!

2585193660 ~z~What the fuck do you know? You're old, old and poor. You dick.

1953303396 ~z~Whatever.

2550638684 ~z~You are so superior and nasty, but your confidence is clearly pretty thin,

3982201656 ~z~You'll be able to tell your kids you knew me, before that I was famous. And that I had a fun side.

3582567371 ~z~You're a loser, loser. I can get into any club I want.

1362221811 ~z~You're an annoying drunk.