User:Gta-mysteries/Answering Machines
Dwayne
Deconstruction for Beginners
Dwayne: Yo, this is Dwayne. I'm out and I ain't letting shit get me down. Keep on rolling people.
Dwayne: This is Dwayne, guess not many people got this number cause nobody's calling. If you gotta hold it, leave me a message.
Playboy X
Playboy X: Yo, if you trying to find Playboy you should ask your bitch - ha ha! She probably know where I'm at. Leave a message.
United Liberty Paper
Hello, you have reached United Liberty Paper Merchants. None of our operatives can come to the phone. Please leave a message.