User:Gta-mysteries/Brucie Dialogue

Conversations

Conversation one

Brucie: The thing is Niko, there is something you don't understand about me bro.

Niko: Definitely true.

Brucie: I know it all seems straight forward - what you see is what you get. Ok?

Niko: No, trust me, it seems pretty weird.

Brucie: But underneath these rock hard abs and biceps of steel, lurks the beast, bro.

Niko: What?

Brucie: I'm a wild animal, man. I'm a raging torrent, bro.

Niko: Sure - my English not so good. Can you keep it simple?

Brucie: I'm an animal on fire. I'm crazy. Loco. Lunatic. Look, all I'm saying, man, don't unlock the forces you can't possibly understand. Capiche?

Niko: I'll try not to.

Conversation two

Brucie: NB, man. You ever wonder why I look so good? Huh? You ever think, what motivates Brucie to sculpt his body into rock hard, cut granite?

Niko: Can't say that it helps me up at night, but I'd guess that it's because you're a bit insecure. There's nothing wrong with that.

Brucie: You're a crazy bastard, man. Fucking crazy. I love you, man. I love you but you're wrong, bro. Okay, I'm cut like I am because I can. Most people are happy with being average. They settle for what a midsize car, 2.4 kids and a chubby fucking wife. Huh? Yeah right.

Niko: I'd settle for people stopping trying to kill me. That's an average life I could go for.

Brucie: You don't mean that! Shit, you like to push shit to the next level as much as me. As I was saying, people settle for the average and don't look for any more okay? I wanna be everything I can be. I will pump iron, hit the cardio, juice to the max - I'll do, I'll do all that to look the best I can. That's why I've got the hottest bitches in my bed, the sweetest rides in my garage, the coldest ice on my wrist okay? You know it NB. I don't let anything stop me from hitting the pinnacle baby.

Conversation three

Brucie: Let me let you in on a little secret, NB.

Niko: Sure, as long as it doesn't involve what you really get up to in the gym.

Brucie: You want to learn something or you want to make fun?

Niko: Make fun.

Brucie: Tough - it's time you learnt something, okay? Look, you're fast and you're powerful, but unless you turn speed into velocity, unless you have direction, you might be going in the wrong direction, okay?

Niko: Thanks for that Brucie - really interesting.

Brucie: Yeah I'm writing a book. Yeah and I've got my own website - all about life coaching.

Niko: Good luck.

Brucie: No I don't need luck - I've got vision bro. In short, my philosophy is: "Life is about making the best of yourself."

Niko: Amazing. How do people do this?

Brucie: A lot of hard work down the gym, some excellent supplements and two-hundred egg whites a day.

Conversation four

Brucie: So, man. I was in the doctors office waiting to go in and have some shots in my forehead and lips, right? So, I'm sitting there and I'm reading one of those women's magazines. You know the ones I mean?

Niko: Sure, Brucie. The ones that give the teenage girls of America low self esteem and eating disorders.

Brucie: Yeah right. What would we do without them, right? Anyway, there was this article about bitches digging guys who don't work out. I mean, what the fuck man, what's that?

Niko: Takes all sorts, people got different tastes.

Brucie: You believe that shit? Right? You believe that shit. Girls like poor guys too, right? Whatever. You crack me up, man. That's just a rumour made up by guys who don't got the bods bro. That's it.

Niko: Yeah, I didn't realize that. I thought people had different opinions.

Brucie: Alright, look... look, when a bitch sees you all cut, standing there just out of the shower... water's dripping down your abs, your veins are popping out cause you're jacked, and your towel is like slung real low. They see that shit and it's just more interesting bro. bitches like hard straight lines, they don't like flab, alright? I'll show you a picture I took this morning when I got out of the shower. You'll see what I mean.

Niko: I'm alright, Brucie. I'm really alright.

Conversation five

Brucie: You know what the secret to my success is NB?

Niko: Yes, that bullshark stuff.

Brucie: No! that's fuel man, it's not the engine.

Niko: Okay.

Brucie: The engine is my mind - it's a steel trap. It's solid steel.

Niko: I can tell.

Brucie: It's a coiled spring of pure power - and what drives it is control, okay? You've got to get more control. Learn to resist.

Niko: Sure.

Brucie: You know what - you've got to learn to abstain. You know, once I abstained from pussy... for six months alright. No sex for six months, can you imagine? I was so pent up.

Niko: I'm not really enjoying the images that are running through my mind.

Brucie: And no masturbating, either. That was the hardest bit.

Niko: Will you shut up?

Brucie: What?

Niko: Just shut up.

Brucie: Oh. Sorry bro. Sorry.

General

Calling Brucie

Niko: Brucie.

Niko: Brucie, man.

Niko: Brucie, what's up?

Niko: Hey Brucie.

Niko: Man.

Niko: What's up, man?

Niko: Yo.

Arranging an activity

Niko: I'll be around soon.

Niko: I'll come get you, Brucie.

Niko: Let's do this Brucie, wait for me.

Niko: Nice one, Brucie. See you then.

Niko: See you in a bit Brucie.

Niko: Sounds fun man, I'll pick you up.

Niko: Sounds good, I'll come get you Brucie.

Niko: We will do this Brucie, see you.

Arranging an activity

Brucie: Nice one, NB. See you then.

Meeting Brucie

(If Niko is on foot)

Brucie: Hey, NB - we need a car, man.

Brucie: We need a whip, homie.

Finishing an activity

Brucie: Can you give me a lift home, bro?

Brucie: Can you take me back to my crib, homie?

Brucie: Can you take me home, man?

Taking Brucie home

Brucie: Good times, homie - good times - see you soon - and do some crunches, man - for god's sake. Shit!

Brucie: Good times, NB, good times. I'll see you soon, man.

Brucie: That was good times. They'll write books about times like this. Winners relaxing, know what I mean?

Canceling an activity

Brucie: Don't worry about it, NB. Another time.

Brucie: No skin off my back, NB. That's all cool baby. Another time.

Brucie declines

Niko: Alright, stay cool, man.

Niko: Alright man, see you soon hopefully.

Niko: Okay Brucie, some other time.

Niko: Shit Brucie, we'll hang another time.

Bowling

Niko calls

Niko: How about some bowling?

Niko: Shit, I feel like going bowling.

Niko: You and me should bowl together.

Niko: You wanna go bowling?

Brucie: Bowling? You fucking read my mind, NB. Pick me up within the hour.

Brucie: You know I bowl like, three-hundred with one arm behind my back. Pick me up in the next hour.

Brucie declines

Brucie: Bowling, huh, you gotta find someone else to roll with, I've gotta do a cardio session.

Brucie: You wanna bowl? Sorry, I pulled a rear deltoid doing a free weight. Another time baby.

Drinking

Niko calls

Niko: Drink?

Niko: How about we go for a drink?

Niko: Let's go drinking.

Niko: You wanna go for a drink?

Brucie: Champagne popping? You know I like to roll like that, man. Come grab me in the next sixty, bitch.

Brucie: Drinking? Yeah baby, you speak my language, NB. See you at mine in the next hour.

Brucie: Some alcoholic beverages? As long as they're expensive, I'm in. I'll wait an hour, NB.

Brucie: Two hard bodies like ours out on the town. Bitches beware. ETD next hour. A'ight?

Brucie declines

Brucie: Afraid not, brother. Tell the bitches they're gonna miss out on us tonight.

Brucie: Sorry man, I'm dehydrating so my veins stand out. Another time, okay.

Brucie: Sorry, NB. Can't have those toxins in my system. Another time, a'right.

Brucie: Wish I could drink with you, NB. But I'm on a detox diet, baby. Raincheck until the retox.

(If Brucie and Niko recently went drinking)

Brucie: NB. We just went out. I'd hate to see the state of your liver. Another time, bro.

Brucie: We just went out. I've gotta hit the gym hard to get rid of those ah, you know, calories hello.

Canceling

Niko: Hey Brucie. Sorry but we can't get that drink right now.

Dialogue

(Comrade's Bar)

Brucie: Man - not my usual style, but whatever.

Brucie: Okay, let's have a drink then.

(After drinking)

Brucie: Ah, not enough rich, superficial people for my liking, you know what I'm saying? It was alright.

Brucie: That was fun.

Conversations

Conversation one

Niko: That was fun.

Brucie: Yeah, man. We're the fucking best bro. Nobody can touch our shit. I mean no one else was flashing the cash that we were, right? Nobody was rocking bling like ours. No one could touch our bods. We're fucking pimps. We are the money. Did you see the way those bitches was scoping me? They love my shit. Yeah, that's right.

Niko: I missed that Brucie.

Brucie: Oh, you must have been in the can or something.

Conversation two

Brucie: Did you see how those women were looking at me, man?

Niko: No.

Brucie: They were hellcats, hunters, cougars, baby just like me.

Niko: Vain, drug addled, full of plastic?

Brucie: Ah man, shut up, just shut up... why you always so negative bro? Winners are never negative. I'm a positive person. I'm the best. I'm unstoppable. I'm genetically different, man. That's my vibe. And I'm sticking to it. I fucking love you man.

Conversation three

Brucie: Man, I love drinking champagne. It's the fucking best bro, fucking best. That's why it costs the most, because it's the shit.

Niko: It's okay.

Brucie: You see how I went in there and I got the most expensive shit they had. That's how I roll, okay? I don't mind laying down the readies. I just wish more people saw me man.

Niko: They saw you drinking the champagne.

Brucie: Yeah, but that don't mean they knew how much it cost. They might have thought we was drinking some sparkling wine... shit or something. You'd think the barman could put a price tag on the glasses. Fucking asshole! Everyone would know then.

Niko: You should ask them next time.

Conversation four

Brucie: I'm going to have to hit the cardio hard tomorrow. There were some serious carbs in those drinks bro.

Niko: Yeah? I didn't notice.

Brucie: You should start looking after yourself more. Start counting carbs bro, hitting the weights. I got a good line on juice if you want some.

Niko: I got enough of a temper, thanks Brucie. I don't want to think what would happen if the 'roid rage took hold of me too.

Brucie: That was just an offer man. Alright? An offer to a friend. I fucking love you man.

Eating

Niko calls

Niko: How about we get some food?

Niko: Want to get something to eat?

Niko: You hungry? Let's eat.

Niko: You wanna grab some food?

Brucie: Alright, I could eat with you, NB. Scoop me up in the next sixty minutes.

Brucie: Eating? Yeah, oh yeah, that'd be sweet, NB. Pick me up in the next sixty, alright?

Brucie: Food? As long as it's low cal, I'm in, bro. Pick me up in the next hour, ok?

Brucie: I'd love to eat with your ass, bro. Not your ass, with your ass. Grab me in the next hour, alright?

Brucie declines

Brucie: Food, sorry NB but this juicing fucks with my appetite. Another time, okay?

Brucie: Sorry man, about to do some hardcore cardio and I'd probably puke it up. Later, bro.

Brucie: Sorry man. I've gone macrobiotic for the time being. Don't know how long that's going to last though. Another time alright, babe?

Canceling

Niko: Brucie, we can't eat together right now. Another time.

Niko: Sorry, Brucie. I gotta cancel our meal.

Dialogue

(Burger Shot)

Brucie: NB - do I look this cheap?

(After eating)

Brucie: Man, that revolts me - this body is a temple and it's been desecrated, motherfuckers, shit!

Show

Niko calls

Niko: I feel like seeing a show. Wanna come?

Niko: Want to go see something?

Niko: You wanna go to a show?

Brucie: Alright man, I'll get ready. Come pick me up within the next hour.

Brucie declines

Brucie: I can't deal with that shit at the moment. Another time, NB.

Brucie: Nicky, you called me at the wrong time here. I'm about to start a workout. Don't be scared to call black. Love you, man.

Brucie: Sorry, homie. I just juiced, think I might get up on stage and start kicking ass. Another time.

Dialogue

(Perestroika)

Brucie: Shit, man. Cabaret? Woah, we could have stayed in and watched America's Top Hooker, you know?

(After the show)

Brucie: NB, what the fuck man. You're in America now, bro. Don't go to this shit.

Strip Club

Brucie calls

Brucie: NB, I think you and me, we know each other well enough now to hit up a strip club. You in?

Niko: Alright, Brucie. Let's go watch some strippers. Wait for me for an hour.

Dialogue

(Arriving at a strip club)

Brucie: The women may ignore you because I'm here, yeah that's it, don't let it damage your fucking ego, asshole, yeah-heh!

(Leaving the strip club)

Brucie: Man, those women were all over me, bro!

Chopper service

(Phone call)

Brucie: I just wanted to say - you ever need a lift in the helicopter, gimme a call alright, yeah.

Niko: Wow, thanks, Brucie, I appreciate that.