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'''Niko''': Yo.
'''Niko''': Yo.


===Arranging an activity===  
===Arranging an activity===
'''Niko''': Let's do this Brucie, wait for me.


===Brucie calls===
===Brucie calls===

Revision as of 02:55, 5 January 2015

Conversations

Conversation one

Brucie: The thing is Niko, there is something you don't understand about me bro.

Niko: Definitely true.

Brucie: I know it all seems straight forward - what you see is what you get. Ok?

Niko: No, trust me, it seems pretty weird.

Brucie: But underneath these rock hard abs and biceps of steel, lurks the beast, bro.

Niko: What?

Brucie: I'm a wild animal, man. I'm a raging torrent, bro.

Niko: Sure - my English not so good. Can you keep it simple?

Brucie: I'm an animal on fire. I'm crazy. Loco. Lunatic. Look, all I'm saying, man, don't unlock the forces you can't possibly understand. Capiche?

Niko: I'll try not to.

Conversation two

Brucie: NB, man. You ever wonder why I look so good? Huh? You ever think, what motivates Brucie to sculpt his body into rock hard, cut granite?

Niko: Can't say that it helps me up at night, but I'd guess that it's because you're a bit insecure. There's nothing wrong with that.

Brucie: You're a crazy bastard, man. Fucking crazy. I love you, man. I love you but you're wrong, bro. Okay, I'm cut like I am because I can. Most people are happy with being average. They settle for what a midsize car, 2.4 kids and a chubby fucking wife. Huh? Yeah right.

Niko: I'd settle for people stopping trying to kill me. That's an average life I could go for.

Brucie: You don't mean that! Shit, you like to push shit to the next level as much as me. As I was saying, people settle for the average and don't look for any more okay? I wanna be everything I can be. I will pump iron, hit the cardio, juice to the max - I'll do, I'll do all that to look the best I can. That's why I've got the hottest bitches in my bed, the sweetest rides in my garage, the coldest ice on my wrist okay? You know it NB. I don't let anything stop me from hitting the pinnacle baby.

Conversation three

Brucie: Let me let you in on a little secret, NB.

Niko: Sure, as long as it doesn't involve what you really get up to in the gym.

Brucie: You want to learn something or you want to make fun?

Niko: Make fun.

Brucie: Tough - it's time you learnt something, okay? Look, you're fast and you're powerful, but unless you turn speed into velocity, unless you have direction, you might be going in the wrong direction, okay?

Niko: Thanks for that Brucie - really interesting.

Brucie: Yeah I'm writing a book. Yeah and I've got my own website - all about life coaching.

Niko: Good luck.

Brucie: No I don't need luck - I've got vision bro. In short, my philosophy is: "Life is about making the best of yourself."

Niko: Amazing. How do people do this?

Brucie: A lot of hard work down the gym, some excellent supplements and two-hundred egg whites a day.

General

Calling Brucie

Niko: Brucie.

Niko: Brucie, man.

Niko: Brucie, what's up?

Niko: Hey Brucie.

Niko: Man.

Niko: What's up, man?

Niko: Yo.

Arranging an activity

Niko: Let's do this Brucie, wait for me.

Brucie calls

Arranging an activity

Brucie: Nice one, NB. See you then.

Meeting Brucie

(If Niko is on foot)

Brucie: We need a whip, homie.

Finishing an activity

Brucie: Can you take me home, man?

Taking Brucie home

Brucie: Good times, NB, good times. I'll see you soon, man.

Declining an activity

Canceling an activity

Brucie declines

Niko: Alright man, see you soon hopefully.

Niko: Okay Brucie, some other time.

Niko: Shit Brucie, we'll hang another time.

Bowling

Niko calls

Niko: How about some bowling?

Niko: Shit, I feel like going bowling.

Niko: You wanna go bowling?

Brucie declines

Brucie: Bowling, huh, you gotta find someone else to roll with, I've gotta do a cardio session.

Brucie: You wanna bowl? Sorry, I pulled a rear deltoid doing a free weight. Another time baby.

Canceling

Brucie calls

Declining

Dialogue

Drinking

Niko calls

Niko: Let's go drinking.

Niko: You wanna go for a drink?

Brucie: Some alcoholic beverages? As long as they're expensive, I'm in. I'll wait an hour, NB.

Brucie declines

Brucie: Afraid not, brother. Tell the bitches they're gonna miss out on us tonight.

Brucie: Sorry man, I'm dehydrating so my veins stand out. Another time, okay.

Brucie: Wish I could drink with you, NB. But I'm on a detox diet, baby. Raincheck until the retox.

Canceling

Brucie calls

Declining

Dialogue

Eating

Niko calls

Niko: How about we get some food?

Niko: Want to get something to eat?

Brucie declines

Brucie: Food, sorry NB but this juicing fucks with my appetite. Another time, okay?

Brucie: Sorry man, about to do some hardcore cardio and I'd probably puke it up. Later, bro.

Brucie: Sorry man. I've gone macrobiotic for the time being. Don't know how long that's going to last though. Another time alright, babe?

Canceling

Brucie calls

Declining

Dialogue

Show

Niko calls

Niko: You wanna go to a show?

Brucie declines

Brucie: I can't deal with that shit at the moment. Another time, NB.

Canceling

Brucie calls

Declining

Dialogue

Strip Club

Niko calls

Brucie declines

Canceling

Brucie calls

Brucie: NB, I think you and me, we know each other well enough now to hit up a strip club. You in?

Niko: Alright, Brucie. Let's go watch some strippers. Wait for me for an hour.

Declining

Dialogue

(Arriving at a strip club)

Brucie: The women may ignore you because I'm here, yeah that's it, don't let it damage your fucking ego, asshole, yeah-heh!

(Leaving the strip club)

Brucie: Man, those women were all over me, bro!