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| Thanks for your wise words. And good luck with trying to run the world. It seems it is not going so well.
| Thanks for your wise words. And good luck with trying to run the world. It seems it is not going so well.
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| That business can't be anymore bloody than the work you got me involved in. I'll take my chances.
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| [[Mr. and Mrs. Bellic]] (revenge)
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Logging On roman@eyefind.info Good to see you online! Good to see you online cousin! And good to know you in this country, by my side - the Bellic Boys showing the world what is up. Man, if our two idiotic, useless, bullying fathers could see us now! They'd turn in their miserable graves! Fuck them. We made it, man. This country is ripe for the plucking. I'm really glad you're here. Listen - we are going to take this shit over, baby!

See ya later

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The Holland Play bigdwayne94@eyefind.info Yo Sup,

Its Dwayne man. Just thought Id holla at ya on this email shit. I dont rite 2 good but shit you aint from here even so what does it matter it you. Man I don't got 2 many friends no more. These dayz is real lonely like. Y don't you and me hang out some? Kick it u no. That could be good.

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Sure, Dwayne. That could be good. - N Sorry, Dwayne. I'm a busy guy. - N
Milicabellic@eyefind.info I miss you. Nadam se da si dobro i da si srecan u Americi. I hope this reaches you and you respond. I miss you. I write in English because now you are like Roman. He tells me he only speaks English now. I know things better for you to be out in the world, and away from here, but I miss you. It is mother's duty to miss son. Are you no longer in sea? Have you stopped that world for good, or will you go back? Will you ever come back to me? It gladdens heart of mine to think of you and your cousin together, living a good life in America, and at the same time, breaks heart of mine to think of you never here. I know life has not always easy for you, Niko. I know you had many trouble, and I know you have done many bad thing, but please know that I am mother, your mother, and I do not judge you. I judge the world for making you so, you who has so much to give people, who is man of principle, who always tried to live the correct way. Life here is the same as it always was. People argue, the farms suffer, we pay taxes for new parliament buildings and government reports, and live in poverty. For country people, life is the same the world. Please write me.

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This might be a list of bad guys, but I bet your name ain't on it. - N From what I've seen, most people in this city are criminals. I don't need a police database to confirm that. - N
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roman@eyefind.info Great News Niko,

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Milicabellic@eyefind.info Thinking about you My dearest son,

I was thinking about you, and I thought I write. I receive nice e mail from your cousin. He say you had seen Florian Cravic again. Did he become a professional wrestler, as he say? He was always strange boy. Roman also tells me has woman nice in his life and that maybe there was someone special for you too. Life here is much same - crops grow, the country flounders, British people come to buy holiday homes they never visit, the politicians argue and we all want things will change. I have long memory. Life always confusing uncertain. Only problems change. We have never known freedom, and nor democracy. Sometimes, I think this makes realist life easier for us. In America I imagine the people must be bitter. The world used to love the, now they are despised. This President Lawton seems like a foolish man. Have you met him? Roman said that you and him were up for a prestigious award and you had some powerful friends.

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Thanks for your wise words. And good luck with trying to run the world. It seems it is not going so well. That business can't be anymore bloody than the work you got me involved in. I'll take my chances.
Mr. and Mrs. Bellic (revenge) roman@eyefind.info I am so sorry Niko,

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