User:Gta-mysteries/E-mails

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Logging On
Logging On		Have you been stealing Brucie's juice, cousin? We should try to get out of debt first.	Get realistic, cousin. I fucked things up in the Old Country, I fucked things up in Europe. Chances are I'm going to fuck things up here.
Logging On		You need serious help.	What are you talking about?
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Roman's Sorrow		Thanks for dating advice.	I can think for myself, Roman. Thanks.
Search and Delete		Nice to hear from you, Hossan. I stayed. Let me know when you are back in town.	I'm still here Hossan, but I found out my cousin's stories were just stories. Getting by ain't easy. - N
Master and the Molotov
Out of the Closet	frenchtom@love-meet.net	RE: Date Request with French Tom	Hello! Just saw you were interested in yours truly. Get in line. To be honest, my inbox has been filling up every ten seconds since I put up the ad. I was just sending out a load of rejections when I saw you, and you don't look like the other guys. Well, you don't seem poor or fat so that's a start! This boy is too good for those losers. I mean, come on! How about you stop by the 69th Street Diner in Hove? Bring your wallet, because you are picking up the check. I'll wear a red rose. I'm usually there around 8:00 Ciao, Tom Rivas	I know the place, I'll see you there. - N	Maybe some other time. - N
Street Sweeper
Out of the Closet	Listen, thanks for doing that. I didn't think you'd mind dating a guy after all that time in the merchant navy. Bruce is really grateful. He'll be a good contact for us. Anyway, listen, I know you'll be mad, but I've been having a run of bad luck. The thing about luck is it changes, so maybe you can bail me out? Nothing crazy. Think of it as an investment. I hereby make you a minority shareholder in R.B.E. - I'm the C.E.O. - we're in business, cousin! See ya later Roman
Deconstruction for Beginners
Final Interview	Niko, You might want to look at www.goldberglignerandshyster.com. There's a job in the recruitment section that I think you'd be perfect for. Have a killer interview. Best wishes, Deputy Commissioner McReary	N/A	N/A
Out of the Closet	Found this website called www.vipluxuryringtones.com You can drop some major dollars on ringtones and themes and shit. Bro, whenever you bring out your cell, bitches are gonna know how fucking money you are. Shit, when they my lats and then hear my VIP 100 dollar ringtone they know that Brucie is ALPHA. A high roller like you should check that shit out. Later, Brucie Kibbutz
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Call and Collect/The Snow Storm (not sure which)	Vodkalini@pointclickshipabitch.com	PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!	Dear Sir, Ma, Family Ho May the blessing of the Almighty God be with. Probably you might be wondering who is it that is writing you this letter. Relax and be blessed it is a friend from www.pointclickshipabitch.com. I joined Club in * when I was surfing through the net if there is Organisation that links people of the world together except from all this dating stuffs. Alas, that when I was found and joined the Club and since then I have been trying to get in touches with you. You are the first person or family I'm writing letter to, therefore, let me start by introducing, my nameLenova Vodkalini and I Russian. I always been a victim of circumstances since I was born, first that I have enormous breasts and I don't know what to do with them. www.pointclickshipabitch.com Lenova Vodkalini	N/A	N/A
The Holland Play	bigdwayne94@eyefind.info	Yo	Sup, Its Dwayne man. Just thought Id holla at ya on this email shit. I dont rite 2 good but shit you aint from here even so what does it matter it you. Man I don't got 2 many friends no more. These dayz is real lonely like. Y don't you and me hang out some? Kick it u no. That could be good. Out. Dwayne	Sure, Dwayne. That could be good. - N	Sorry, Dwayne. I'm a busy guy. - N
Blood Brothers (if Francis is spared)	FrancisMcReary@libertycitypolice.com	Those Who've Strayed from the Path	I don't know if you've heard, but I recently lost my brother, Derrick. It was a horrible family tragedy. I can't help but think I might have ended up with a similar fate to his if I had chosen a different path. This world is made up of people, like me, who stand tall and walk a straight line, and people, like my brother, who choose the path of wrongdoing. If you need any info on the mopes and degenerates out there, you might want to look at www.libertycitypolice.com/database.html Best Wishes, Deputy Commissioner McReary	This might be a list of bad guys, but I bet your name ain't on it. - N	From what I've seen, most people in this city are criminals. I don't need a police database to confirm that. - N
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[[Escuela of the Streets]	Milicabellic@eyefind.info	Thank you.	Moj dragi sine, thank you for your e mail. It made me cry. At least you are well and happy. I know you cannot live here and be well. I hope happiness finds you. Look after cousin. He is good boy. I dream of both of you settling down with nice women. It is what his mother would have wanted, as well. I will write soon. Your loving mother. Mother	N/A	N/A
	Roman@eyefind.info	Shit!	Shit! Michelle was working for someone? Fuck... I don't know what to say. See ya later Roman	you set me up with a man, and you set me up with a cop. Maybe you should give up the match making, you moron.	Maybe you could say that you're a moron and you won't set me up with anymore undercover agents or cops.
The Snow Storm	IBTIW@eyefind.info	A business opportunity	Greetings bellik niko We need a vendor who can supply. I offer $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is RELIABLE in providing Contact details if vendor required. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. I. 800 Horsepower Jackhammer mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator# 52 4350a series wrist watch Tiny time with 80 gigaram or better or better memory adapter fuse. If in stock the module contain the T7eoi3a induction motor, two ORO938 warp drive stabilizers, 400GB or SRAM, If you vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me International Business Time Incorporated Worldwide	N/A	N/A
Actions Speak Louder than Words	brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleauots.com	Brucie Owns Reality, Bro!	Man, Have you seen the latest on www.our-own-reality.com What's that all about? Where are my peck shots, bro? How can you have celebrity news without Brucie? How many times a day do I have to email them my back catalogue of workout photos? I'm rolling at the top I of my game and they're writing shit about Mr 2.0 Tony McFucking Tony! More like Mr 2ft tell Tiny McTiny. Teenage girls aren't interested in a midget with abs like cottage cheese. I'd like to see him try to benchpress 400lb with his pelvis. Nobody's more VIP than me - I've fucked more models than bulimia, baby! The paparazzi are losing their edge. We need to get out to the clubs and put some bitches to the sword! LET'S OWN IT!!!! Later, Brucie Kibbutz	Shit, Brucie. I'll check it out. You may not be as famous as these people but you're just as much of an idiot.	There are more important things in life than being a celebrity or having good abs. You've been spending too much time fluffing the bouncer at Masionette 9. - Niko.
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Catch the Wave	MilicaBellic@eyefind.info	Wedding bells?	Moj dragi sine, I hear Roman is getting married! I am so excited. I also heard you had a nice girl, and you could not seem to commit to her? I wish I could make it to the wedding. Have a good time, my son. I am so proud of you both. s ljubavlju, Tvoja veoljena majka. Mother	N/A	N/A
	roman@eyefind.info	Great News	Niko, Great news! Mallorie agreed to marry me! I am so happy. I am going to be a family man. I am so excited - we have had our ups and downs, but she's been a good friend, and once I stopped cheating on her and we became exclusive, it's been great. I cannot wait to marry her. One problem - no more threesomes! See ya later Roman	Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes.	Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.
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Undertaker	Milicabellic@eyefind.info	Thinking about you	My dearest son, I was thinking about you, and I thought I write. I receive nice e mail from your cousin. He say you had seen Florian Cravic again. Did he become a professional wrestler, as he say? He was always strange boy. Roman also tells me has woman nice in his life and that maybe there was someone special for you too. Life here is much same - crops grow, the country flounders, British people come to buy holiday homes they never visit, the politicians argue and we all want things will change. I have long memory. Life always confusing uncertain. Only problems change. We have never known freedom, and nor democracy. Sometimes, I think this makes realist life easier for us. In America I imagine the people must be bitter. The world used to love the, now they are despised. This President Lawton seems like a foolish man. Have you met him? Roman said that you and him were up for a prestigious award and you had some powerful friends. Your loving mother. Mother	Dear mother, thanks for your mail. Life in America is okay, thank you for your concern. I wish Roman would join me from his time spent living in clouds. He makes things up, I don't know why. He has a nice woman in his life, that is true, the rest is lies. Apart from Florian Cravic. We have seen him. He is very different.	Dear mother, thanks for your mail. Life in America is okay, thank you for your concern. I wish Roman would join me from his time spent living in clouds. He makes things up, I don't know why. He has a nice woman in his life, that is true, the rest is lies. Apart from Florian Cravic. We have seen him. He is very different.
Payback	libertypaper@eyefind.info	Thanks for the help	Niko, It's an old friend of yours. I just wanted to say thank you for your help. My company has been very please with your work. Now try to stay out of trouble. A word to the wise, the people you are consorting with in Alderney are fool and they are not to be trusted. I know other people who will help you. From United Liberty Paper Co.	Where is the person I am looking for?	At least the people in Alderney are real. Who the fuck are you? Where is the person I'm looking for?
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That Special Someone (sparing Darko)	Niko, So, after all that, you found a heart, eh? Good for you. Now, move on. Give up this life you have chosen. The net is closing in on a bunch of your colleagues and associates. I would not want you to get caught up in what is sure to be a bloody business. From United Liberty Paper Co.	Thanks for your wise words. And good luck with trying to run the world. It seems it is not going so well.	That business can't be anymore bloody than the work you got me involved in. I'll take my chances.
Mr. and Mrs. Bellic (revenge)	Niko, Cousin, I am so sorry. I don't know what to say. You should have followed my advice, not become fixated with revenge. Give up, please. I am begging you. See ya later Roman	N/A	N/A
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