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| [[Logging On]]
| [[Escuela of the Streets]]
| service@eyefind.info
| Welcome to Eyefind Mail
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| Please activate my e-mail account.
| Activate my e-mail account.
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| [[Logging On]]
| roman@eyefind.info
| Good to see you online!
| Good to see you online cousin! And good to know you in this country, by my side - the Bellic Boys showing the world what is up. Man, if our two idiotic, useless, bullying fathers could see us now! They'd turn in their miserable graves! Fuck them. We made it, man. This country is ripe for the plucking. I'm really glad you're here. Listen - we are going to take this shit over, baby!
 
See ya later
 
Roman
| Have you been stealing Brucie's juice, cousin? We should try to get out of debt first.
| Get realistic, cousin. I fucked things up in the Old Country, I fucked things up in Europe. Chances are I'm going to fuck things up here.
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| [[Logging On]]
| brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com
| Genetically different baby!
| I just wanted to say, I broke my own sit up record today. 2000/ Genetically different, baby. You know what I'm saying? I love you all. I'm so fucking pumped I want to rip someone's throat out. If anyone wants to go out on the prowl tonight for proper weapon's grade talent and put in some serious damage with the bitches, let me know. Love you all. The big cheese. PS - mom - sorry, I won't be able to make Aunt Judith's tomorrow. Did you do my washing? PPS all of you bitches check out my website! It's pure bling.
 
Later,
 
Brucie Kibbutz
| You need serious help.
| What are you talking about?
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| [[Russian Revolution]]
| roman@eyefind.info
| Michelle
| Listen, cousin, give that Michelle a call I know she likes you, and you need to get some action. She's a nice girl. You've got her number - call her up.
 
See ya later
 
Roman
| Thanks for dating advice.
| I can think for myself, Roman. Thanks.
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| [[Easy as Can Be]]
| HOSSAN75@grype.org
| How you doing?
| How you doing? Did you decide to stay in Liberty City? How's your cousin? i stayed. I heard everyone did. Did you hear about poor Captain. Poor man. He turned up dead and drunk in the river. And everyone else jumped ship? I wonder what those Chinese guys did with that heroin they were supposedly smuggling? Anyway, I jumped ship and I'm around. I'm just down in Florida, but I'm back soon. Hopefully bump into you. I might get a job seeing fake handbags in Suffolk. There's a lot of money to be made here. It's crazy!
 
Take care.
 
Hossan
| Nice to hear from you, Hossan. I stayed. Let me know when you are back in town.
| I'm still here Hossan, but I found out my cousin's stories were just stories. Getting by ain't easy. - N
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| [[Russian Revolution]]
| Milicabellic@eyefind.info
| I miss you.
| Nadam se da si dobro i da si srecan u Americi. I hope this reaches you and you respond. I miss you. I write in English because now you are like Roman. He tells me he only speaks English now. I know things better for you to be out in the world, and away from here, but I miss you. It is mother's duty to miss son. Are you no longer in sea? Have you stopped that world for good, or will you go back? Will you ever come back to me? It gladdens heart of mine to think of you and your cousin together, living a good life in America, and at the same time, breaks heart of mine to think of you never here. I know life has not always easy for you, Niko. I know you had many trouble, and I know you have done many bad thing, but please know that I am mother, your mother, and I do not judge you. I judge the world for making you so, you who has so much to give people, who is man of principle, who always tried to live the correct way. Life here is the same as it always was. People argue, the farms suffer, we pay taxes for new parliament  buildings and government reports, and live in poverty. For country people, life is the same the world. Please write me.
 
Tvoja voljena majika.
 
Mother
| Dear mother, thank you for your e mail. I am always happy to hear from you. Your English is good. Better than mine. I am sorry I have not been much of a song to you, and that I am not there to take care of you, but you know I cannot come back home. It would bring trouble and unhappy memories for both of us. Roman is well. He is living the American dream, mostly in his head, like all dream.
| Dear mother, thank you for your e mail. I am always happy to hear from you. I am sorry I have not been much of a song to you, and that I am not there to take care of you, but you know I cannot come back home. It would bring trouble and unhappy memories for both of us. Roman is well. He is living the American dream, mostly in his head, like all dream.
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| [[Out of the Closet]]
| frenchtom@love-meet.net
| RE: Date Request with French Tom
| Hello!
 
Just saw you were interested in yours truly. Get in line. To be honest, my inbox has been filling up every ten seconds since I put up the ad. I was just sending out a load of rejections when I saw you, and you don't look like the other guys. Well, you don't seem poor or fat so that's a start! This boy is too good for those losers. I mean, come on! How about you stop by the 69th Street Diner in Hove? Bring your wallet, because you are picking up the check. I'll wear a red rose. I'm usually there around 8:00
 
Ciao,
 
Tom Rivas
| I know the place, I'll see you there. - N
| Maybe some other time. - N
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| [[Out of the Closet]]
| roman@eyefind.info
| Thanks
| Listen, thanks for doing that. I didn't think you'd mind dating a guy after all that time in the merchant navy. Bruce is really grateful. He'll be a good contact for us. Anyway, listen, I know you'll be mad, but I've been having a run of bad luck. The thing about luck is it changes, so maybe you can bail me out? Nothing crazy. Think of it as an investment. I hereby make you a minority shareholder in R.B.E. - I'm the C.E.O. - we're in business, cousin!
 
See ya later
 
Roman
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| [[Deconstruction for Beginners]]
| brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com
| Check it! Bitches dig men who know their tunes.
| You seen this Zit! shit yet? You dial 948 555 0100 on your phone and it tells you whatever track is playing in the background. I guess there's a room full of geeks in some warehouse listening to all the songs or something. Who gives a shit how it's done, it's awesome for impressing the bitches in the clubs with your music knowledge. Not that my cut abs, bulging pecs and monster sized bar tabs don't impress them enough. You got me!?!?!?! ALPHA! Thought a player like you would appreciate this stuff.
 
Later,
 
Brucie Kibbutz
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| [[Final Interview]]
| FrancisMcReary@libertycitypolice.com
| Head Hunting
| Niko,
 
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Best wishes,
 
Deputy Commissioner McReary
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| [[Out of the Closet]]
| brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com
| Pimp your phone!
| Found this website called <u>[[vipluxuryringtones.com|www.vipluxuryringtones.com]]</u> You can drop some major dollars on ringtones and themes and shit. Bro, whenever you bring out your cell, bitches are gonna know how fucking money you are. Shit, when they my lats and then hear my VIP 100 dollar ringtone they know that Brucie is ALPHA. A high roller like you should check that shit out.
 
Later,
 
Brucie Kibbutz
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| Girlygirlz443@babiesovernight.com
| Just got this web-cam and I can't help stripping for you
| Dear sir
 
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| [[Call and Collect]]/[[The Snow Storm]] (not sure which)
| Vodkalini@pointclickshipabitch.com
| PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!
| Dear Sir, Ma, Family
 
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| [[The Holland Play]]
| bigdwayne94@eyefind.info
| Yo
| Sup,
 
Its Dwayne man. Just thought Id holla at ya on this email shit. I dont rite 2 good but shit you aint from here even so what does it matter it you. Man I don't got 2 many friends no more. These dayz is real lonely like. Y don't you and me hang out some? Kick it u no. That could be good.
 
Out.
 
Dwayne
| Sure, Dwayne. That could be good. - N
| Sorry, Dwayne. I'm a busy guy. - N
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| [[Blood Brothers]] <br>(if Francis is spared)
| FrancisMcReary@libertycitypolice.com
| Those Who've Strayed from the Path
| I don't know if you've heard, but I recently lost my brother, Derrick. It was a horrible family tragedy. I can't help but think I might have ended up with a similar fate to his if I had chosen a different path. This world is made up of people, like me, who stand tall and walk a straight line, and people, like my brother, who choose the path of wrongdoing. If you need any info on the mopes and degenerates out there, you might want to look at
<u>[[LCPD Database|www.libertycitypolice.com/database.html]]</u>
 
Best Wishes,
 
Deputy Commissioner McReary
| This might be a list of bad guys, but I bet your name ain't on it. - N
| From what I've seen, most people in this city are criminals. I don't need a police database to confirm that. - N
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| [[I'll Take Her...]]/[[Buoys Ahoy]]
| MOLLIS@yourmexicandoctor.com
| Your password was successfully changed!
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MOLLIS
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| [[Escuela of the Streets]
| Milicabellic@eyefind.info
| Milicabellic@eyefind.info
| Thank you.
| Thank you.
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| Roman@eyefind.info
| Shit!
| Shit! Michelle was working for someone? Fuck... I don't know what to say.
See ya later
Roman
| you set me up with a man, and you set me up with a cop. Maybe you should give up the match making, you moron.
| Maybe you could say that you're a moron and you won't set me up with anymore undercover agents or cops.
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| [[The Snow Storm]]
| IBTIW@eyefind.info
| A business opportunity
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| [[Actions Speak Louder than Words]]
| brucie@bruciesexecutivelifestyleauots.com
| Brucie Owns Reality, Bro!
| Man,
Have you seen the latest on <u>[[our-own-reality.com|www.our-own-reality.com]]</u>
<br>What's that all about?
Where are my peck shots, bro? How can you have celebrity news without Brucie? How many times a day do I have to email them my back catalogue of workout photos? I'm rolling at the top I of my game and they're writing shit about Mr 2.0 Tony McFucking Tony! More like Mr 2ft tell Tiny McTiny. Teenage girls aren't interested in a midget with abs like cottage cheese. I'd like to see him try to benchpress 400lb with his pelvis. Nobody's more VIP than me - I've fucked more models than bulimia, baby! The paparazzi are losing their edge. We need to get out to the clubs and put some bitches to the sword! LET'S OWN IT!!!!
Later,
Brucie Kibbutz
| Shit, Brucie. I'll check it out. You may not be as famous as these people but you're just as much of an idiot.
| There are more important things in life than being a celebrity or having good abs. You've been spending too much time fluffing the bouncer at Masionette 9. - Niko.
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| T49ooee@eyefind.info
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| Hirtterberher@eyefind.info
| Money waiting for you
| Dear Sir/M
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| [[Weekend at Florian's]]
| lottar13@eyefind.info
| LOTTO WINNER
| Dear Sir/Madam
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| [[A Long Way to Fall]]
| Skineeetime332@lipurgex.com
| Get skiinyy lose the wights
| Good morning,
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| Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes.
| Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes.
| Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.
| Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.
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| fackler@love-meet.net
| New LoveMeet Matches!
| Dear Lovemeet user,
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| [[Undertaker]]
| Milicabellic@eyefind.info
| Thinking about you
| My dearest son,
I was thinking about you, and I thought I write. I receive nice e mail from your cousin. He say you had seen Florian Cravic again. Did he become a professional wrestler, as he say? He was always strange boy. Roman also tells me has woman nice in his life and that maybe there was someone special for you too. Life here is much same - crops grow, the country flounders, British people come to buy holiday homes they never visit, the politicians argue and we all want things will change. I have long memory. Life always confusing uncertain. Only problems change. We have never known freedom, and nor democracy. Sometimes, I think this makes realist life easier for us. In America I imagine the people must be bitter. The world used to love the, now they are despised. This President Lawton seems like a foolish man. Have you met him? Roman said that you and him were up for a prestigious award and you had some powerful friends.
Your loving mother.
Mother
| Dear mother, thanks for your mail. Life in America is okay, thank you for your concern. I wish Roman would join me from his time spent living in clouds. He makes things up, I don't know why. He has a nice woman in his life, that is true, the rest is lies. Apart from Florian Cravic. We have seen him. He is very different.
| Dear mother, thanks for your mail. Life in America is okay, thank you for your concern. I wish Roman would join me from his time spent living in clouds. He makes things up, I don't know why. He has a nice woman in his life, that is true, the rest is lies. Apart from Florian Cravic. We have seen him. He is very different.
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| [[Payback (GTA IV)|Payback]]
| libertypaper@eyefind.info
| Thanks for the help
| Niko,
It's an old friend of yours. I just wanted to say thank you for your help. My company has been very please with your work. Now try to stay out of trouble. A word to the wise, the people you are consorting with in Alderney are fool and they are not to be trusted. I know other people who will help you.
From
United Liberty Paper Co.
| Where is the person I am looking for?
| At least the people in Alderney are real. Who the fuck are you? Where is the person I'm looking for?
|-
| [[Catch the Wave]]
| J83dnddd@eyefind.info
| Someone wants to meet you
| hey,
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| A friend wants to connect
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| [[That Special Someone]] (sparing Darko)
| libertypaper@eyefind.info
| Move on.
| Niko,
So, after all that, you found a heart, eh? Good for you. Now, move on. Give up this life you have chosen. The net is closing in on a bunch of your colleagues and associates. I would not want you to get caught up in what is sure to be a bloody business.
From
United Liberty Paper Co.
| Thanks for your wise words. And good luck with trying to run the world. It seems it is not going so well.
| That business can't be anymore bloody than the work you got me involved in. I'll take my chances.
|-
| [[Mr. and Mrs. Bellic]] (revenge)
| roman@eyefind.info
| I am so sorry
| Niko,
Cousin, I am so sorry. I don't know what to say. You should have followed my advice, not become fixated with revenge. Give up, please. I am begging you.
See ya later
Roman
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| [[Out of Commission]]/[[A Revenger's Tragedy]]
| admin@whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.com
| World of Enlightenment Awaits
| Pilgrim,
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Escuela of the Streets Milicabellic@eyefind.info Thank you. Moj dragi sine,

thank you for your e mail. It made me cry. At least you are well and happy. I know you cannot live here and be well. I hope happiness finds you. Look after cousin. He is good boy. I dream of both of you settling down with nice women. It is what his mother would have wanted, as well. I will write soon.

Your loving mother.

Mother

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Catch the Wave MilicaBellic@eyefind.info Wedding bells? Moj dragi sine,

I hear Roman is getting married! I am so excited. I also heard you had a nice girl, and you could not seem to commit to her? I wish I could make it to the wedding. Have a good time, my son. I am so proud of you both. s ljubavlju,

Tvoja veoljena majka.

Mother

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roman@eyefind.info Great News Niko,

Great news! Mallorie agreed to marry me! I am so happy. I am going to be a family man. I am so excited - we have had our ups and downs, but she's been a good friend, and once I stopped cheating on her and we became exclusive, it's been great. I cannot wait to marry her. One problem - no more threesomes!

See ya later

Roman

Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes. Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.
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