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| FrancisMcReary@libertycitypolice.com
| Those Who've Strayed from the Path
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Best Wishes,
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| This might be a list of bad guys, but I bet your name ain't on it. - N
| From what I've seen, most people in this city are criminals. I don't need a police database to confirm that. - N
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| There are more important things in life than being a celebrity or having good abs. You've been spending too much time fluffing the bouncer at Masionette 9. - Niko.
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| Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes.
| Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes.
| Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.
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| Milicabellic@eyefind.info
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| My dearest son,
I was thinking about you, and I thought I write. I receive nice e mail from your cousin. He say you had seen Florian Cravic again. Did he become a professional wrestler, as he say? He was always strange boy. Roman also tells me has woman nice in his life and that maybe there was someone special for you too. Life here is much same - crops grow, the country flounders, British people come to buy holiday homes they never visit, the politicians argue and we all want things will change. I have long memory. Life always confusing uncertain. Only problems change. We have never known freedom, and nor democracy. Sometimes, I think this makes realist life easier for us. In America I imagine the people must be bitter. The world used to love the, now they are despised. This President Lawton seems like a foolish man. Have you met him? Roman said that you and him were up for a prestigious award and you had some powerful friends.
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Mother
| Dear mother, thanks for your mail. Life in America is okay, thank you for your concern. I wish Roman would join me from his time spent living in clouds. He makes things up, I don't know why. He has a nice woman in his life, that is true, the rest is lies. Apart from Florian Cravic. We have seen him. He is very different.
| Dear mother, thanks for your mail. Life in America is okay, thank you for your concern. I wish Roman would join me from his time spent living in clouds. He makes things up, I don't know why. He has a nice woman in his life, that is true, the rest is lies. Apart from Florian Cravic. We have seen him. He is very different.
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| Thanks for your wise words. And good luck with trying to run the world. It seems it is not going so well.
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| Niko,
Cousin, I am so sorry. I don't know what to say. You should have followed my advice, not become fixated with revenge. Give up, please. I am begging you.
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Escuela of the Streets Milicabellic@eyefind.info Thank you. Moj dragi sine,

thank you for your e mail. It made me cry. At least you are well and happy. I know you cannot live here and be well. I hope happiness finds you. Look after cousin. He is good boy. I dream of both of you settling down with nice women. It is what his mother would have wanted, as well. I will write soon.

Your loving mother.

Mother

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Catch the Wave MilicaBellic@eyefind.info Wedding bells? Moj dragi sine,

I hear Roman is getting married! I am so excited. I also heard you had a nice girl, and you could not seem to commit to her? I wish I could make it to the wedding. Have a good time, my son. I am so proud of you both. s ljubavlju,

Tvoja veoljena majka.

Mother

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roman@eyefind.info Great News Niko,

Great news! Mallorie agreed to marry me! I am so happy. I am going to be a family man. I am so excited - we have had our ups and downs, but she's been a good friend, and once I stopped cheating on her and we became exclusive, it's been great. I cannot wait to marry her. One problem - no more threesomes!

See ya later

Roman

Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes. Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.