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It's Your Call

Roman's car is destroyed

Roman: I see what I can do about getting money for cab. You think anyone will let me take out insurance policy? We see.

Loan sharks attacked

Roman: Shit, I have to call these loan sharks and try to make things cool.

Loan sharks see Niko

Niko: Cousin, you don't need to worry about those guys. I think I just persuaded them to drop your debt.

Roman: What have you done, cousin? This is not good. Others will come and take more money from us. I really must win now. Leave me here.

Loan sharks catch Roman

Roman: Cousin, shit. Why you no warn me that these guys are coming in the store? Now they take all my money from me.

Niko: If they had not taken it, other players would have. It's all the same, Roman.

Roman: Eh, fuck you Niko.

Three's a Crowd

Car is destroyed

Niko: Cousin, the car got screwed. I couldn't get your woman to her place.

Roman: Now I'm really in the doghouse. Thanks a lot, cousin.

Girls get killed

Niko: Cousin, I'm sorry. The girls have some injuries.

Roman: Niko, what am I to do? I need to trust you with some things. It better not be nothing serious.

Mallorie gets killed

Michelle: What's wrong with you Niko?

Niko: roman, I am sorry, but Mallorie... she got hurt.

Roman: Cousin, no. I should have driven her. Shit.

Michelle gets killed

Mallorie: My god!

Niko: Cousin, Mallorie's friend, Michelle.. had an accident.

Roman: I hope it wasn't too serious. I thought you two would get on. I will call Mallorie.

Shop assistant is killed

Niko: Hey, Roman. Maybe I shouldn't be trusted to do my own shopping. Me and the shop assistant had a difference in opinion over the pricing.

Roman: Niko, what am I to do? I need to trust you with some things. It better not be nothing serious.

Bleed Out

Dardan escapes

Roman: We got some of them, cousin. But not all. This is not a good thing.

Roman's car is destroyed

Roman: Screw money I owe the Albanians, paying for the cab will be a lot harder. See you later, cousin.

First Date

Michelle is scared off

Niko: I'm sorry about that, Michelle. I get carried away sometimes.

Michelle: I didn't realize you were so violent, Niko. Have you got caught up with the Hove Beach criminals?

Niko: I can look after myself Michelle, don't worry about me. Sorry again.

Michelle is abandoned

Niko: Sorry I had to run out on our date, Michelle. Something important came up.

Michelle: Is that a fact? You haven't gotten involved in anything dubious here in Liberty City, have you? You'd tell me if you had, wouldn't you?

Niko: We don't know each other very well, Michelle. I'll talk to you soon.

Michelle's car is destroyed

Niko: I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one.

Michelle: Do you mean you'd steal one? Have you got caught up with the Hove Beach criminals, Niko?

Niko: Forget about it, I'll talk to you soon, bye.

Easy Fare

Jermaine dies

Niko: Roman, man, I got some bad news. Your client, Jermaine, he got hurt.

Roman: Shit, Niko. He was one of my only regulars. This ain't good at all, man. Later.

Roman's car is destroyed

Niko: Hey Roman, sorry about this, but your cab got trashed.

Roman: Niko, how come you trash my cab but you never trash those tanks you drive back home? This is real bad, man.

Jamaican Heat

Little Jacob is killed

Niko: Bad shit happen, cousin. Jacob ain't around no more.

Roman: Jacob. Oh, oh... I don't want know what happened. Fuck, now I have to call his friend Real Badman. This ain't going to go well cousin.

Do You Have Protection?

Dimitri dies

Niko: I got some bad news, Mr. Faustin. Dimitri's gone.

Faustin: Dimitri.. dead? How? This is impossible. Come see me and explain.

Porn shop guys/gun shop owner injured

Dimitri:: You need to control yourself, you could become like Mikhail. There is no room for two maniacs in our operation.