User:Gta-mysteries/Pedestrian Dialogue 2

MM FedCo

• Get off and seek forgiveness.

• Woah. Some people have such bad karma.

• This is my God damn ??? friend. Get out.

• ???

• Hello, there.

• Hey. That's just rubbish.

• Don't let me die. I'm too young.

• I do not believe that.

• Let me through. I need to survive.

• Oui.

• Do you mind? Get out.

• I'm deeply shocked, you know.

• Save me! Come. Guy on the loose! Help!

• That man is really, really insane.

• I am sensing deep rooted anger here.

• ???

• Not while I'm on duty, friend.

• Help! I've been robbed!

• No.

• Fuck you.

• Whoa. Mr. Aggressive Cunt.

• Easy, tiger.

• Calm. Calming down.

• Kind of embarassing, really. I'm lost. Which way is North?

• Look, I trained for this. Go learn it yourself.

• Whoa. Chill.

• Help. Madman!

• Bad karma.

• Wanker.

• ???

• No one stops me delivering.

• Come on, you twat.

• F off, you imbecile.

• You had enough?

• Sign for this, you dick.

• I got to deliver stuff out of the way.

• Whoa. I got to get to the depot.

• Help! Loonie on the loose!

• Help! I can't deal with the violence!

• Look, I deliver stuff. Does my badge say "follow guy"?

• Let's get ???

• Shake it, princess.

• You've got those sacred curves, mosheri.

• I appreciate that, but I have the issues too.

• Look, look, my spiritual leader asked me not to fraternize with non-believers.

• I deliver, I pray, and I haven't got time for the nookie nookie.

• I don't care. I am one of Buddha's chosen few.

• The rain falls and the leaves fall on one another, okay?

• Hello, yes? Actually, still working.

• Oh, but like I said, I'm still working here. Goodbye.

• Okay...

• Fair enough.

• Yep.

• Yeah.

• Uh huh.

• I saw the next life. Please, let me go back.

• French

• God. Merd.

• French

• French

• French

• That kind of rage only hurts, you know.

• Oh, what is that?

• Whoa, shit!

• Mankind is on the very brink!

• Merci beaucoup.

• Thank you very much.

• Help! The energy in here is awful.

• Please, I have spiritual ambitions I need to fulfill.

• This is so uncalming. Let me fucking out.

• French This is too scary.

MM FedCo BN1

• Call the police! I'm taking a hit.

• It's a robbery! Somebody help me!

• Don't shoot the messenger.

• Yeah, yeah. Everybody hates the delivery guy.

• Why does everybody think it's okay to touch me?

• All people do is fuck with me.

• Asshole!

• Watch it!

• No way!

• When are they gonna give me a gun?

• This job fucking sucks.

• So much for that self defense class.

• What the fuck is going on today?

MM FedCo BN2

• Gun!

• Ah!

• I don't wanna die.

• I can't do anything right today.

• I'm an idiot. I'm sorry.

• Holy crap.

• God damn it!

• Hey, why don't you just kill me?

• Leave me alone.

• You don't wanna hit me, I'm an old man.

• Just let me be.

• Now I've seen everything.

MM FireChief

• What do you think you're doing, moron?

• I need a God damn beer.

• Fine. I'll get out.

• Okay, guys. Watch your step.

• Aw, come on.

• Take the damn car!

• He's packing.

• I've got a pension, I can't die now.

• Hey, hey, hey, hey. That's enough.

• I don't need this shit. Go ahead.

• Yo man, it's cool. Just take it.

• I'm the fire chief. Don't be an idiot.

• Crap.

• Don't kill me.

• Ah, great. That's just what I need.

• You better pray your house never catches on fire.

• He's gonna shoot!

• Rob a fireman, you go to Hell.

• Ah, crap.

• Stop! What the hell do you think you're doing?

• I hopey you burn in a fire.

• Do you know who I am?

• Anyone called for a fireman?

• Who called in a fire?

• He's got a gun!

• What the fuck?

• I should've retired last year.

• Aw shit. Why aren't firemen armed?

• What are you, blind?

• Alright. Safety first, boys.

• Another prank call. Un-fucking-believeable.

• There is no fire.

• Everybody be careful out here.

• Where the hell's the fire?

• Another God damn prank call.

• Easy, buddy, easy.

• Let's go, guys. Let's get this God damn fire out.

• Who the hell is this idiot holding up traffic?

• I don't believe this.

• Move it, idiot.

• Get going. Come on!

• Hey, do you wanna be shot?

• Come on.

• I fucking hate the city.

• I can't be stuck in traffic.

• Move it.

• Let's go!

• I need a beer if I'm gonna be stuck here.

• Hey. What's your fucking problem?

• Wow.

• Hey. I'm a fire chief, asshole.

• Hey.

• What the Hell?

• Watch out.

• Ah, shit.

• What the hell?

• Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

• Let the fruitcake cops handle this.

• I'm a fireman, not a moron.

• Lucky for you, there's a fire somewhere.

• I'm too old for this shit.

• I fight fire, not maniacs.

• Good job, everybody.

• Alright buddies, shots are on me.

• Way to go. Let's go get hammered.

• Good job, fellas.

• How do you feel now, huh?

• You fucking want some more of this, pal?

• You thought you could start shit with the fire chief?

• Where you going so fast?

• What the hell happened?

• Wow.

• What just happened?

• God damn it. You shot me.

• Ah shit, my leg.

• Thanks.

• I appreciate it.

• Let me out for crying out loud.

• I'm no good at being a hostage.

• Let me out.

• I got a wife. I hate her, but still...

• Come on. Don't do this.

• Hey, the last thing you need is a kidnapping beef.

• Outta the way. Coming through.

• Let me through here.

• Get the hell outta the way.

• Clear the God damn way.

• Let me through here. I'm the fire chief.

• Get outta the way. This is official business.

• What the hell are you saying? You sound like you got shit in your mouth.

• Anyone else pick this up? I'm gonna go get drunk.

• Alright, I'll go see what's going on.

• What are ya talking about, shit mouth?

MM GayMid

• My elbow has more talent.

• Taxi!

• Well, hello...

• Stop groping me. No!

• Soda. Diet.

• No, no, no, no, no. Out.

• Honey, you are dying up there.

• Hey there.

• Help! I'm being violated.

• Whoo. Boring.

• My car, you bitch.

• God, I love you. You're so beautiful. You really are.

• You asshole. Fuck off.

• He's got a gun!

• Go away. Now!

• Sugar Daddy's got his credit card here somewhere.

• What in Gay Hell was that?

• Hey. Hey. You hit someone.

• Okay. Okay, just don't touch me.

• I liked his Moroccan period better.

• No one wants an old queen like me.

• Oh God. Oh God. Please don't kill me.

• You just... you just. No, I must be seeing things.

• Back the fuck up.

• Was that my fault? Sorry.

• Rape! Rape!

• How dare you!

• I am so out of here.

• Ugh. Not again.

• You animal.

• Oh God. My heart. My precious heart.

• Yeah.

• Whatever.

• Mhm. Unless you got a dick under there, forget it.

• No. My beautiful car.

• He's gonna put that gun in my mouth. Help!

• Holy shit. Gotta go.

• Why? Why?!

• Right there. Are you blind?

• Oh my God. This can't be happening.

• Let me get a spritzer, bubble butt.

• I wish this cigarette was a three foot glass bong.

• That bastard's right there.

• Hands off.

• Not bad chauffeur.

• Sure, sweet thing.

• My Adam's apple's bleeding. Help.

• Get out, you animal. Out!

• Don't you ever touch me there again.

• Well, let's not dilly dally.

• Ah!

• Ugh. Let's see... Um...

• You see me here, right?

• Jeez. Take out the butt plug.

• Someone rub my forearm. I'm fucking peaking.

• Oh God. Ah!

• Whorebag.

• Don't touch me there.

• Not my style.

• Don't point that at me.

• I didn't touch a hair on that boys' head. I swear.

• I'm chewing my freaking jaw off here.

• I need a slippery nipple. Wait, two of them.

• Fuck me!

• Ugh, excuse me?

• Yeah, gimme ten of those kids meals.

• I know. I know, honey.

• Avant garde, my ass.

• Honey, I take drugs you can't even pronounce.

• Buh bye.

• Help! I've been violated!

• Is love out there? I think so.

• Girl, I like mustaches and back hair. Catch my drift?

• Hey there, loverboy. Yeah, my cell's out.

• Mhm.

• Yuck. This look like dried poop.

• Toodles.

• No thanks, sweetie.

• Ugh. Tell me about it.

• Oh, Hell no. This one's mine.

• Oh God, no! Please!

• Tada! Another piece of absolute crap.

• No, that's not gonna happen.

• Bite off half of this and you'll be fine. Trust me.

• A little shopping therapy. You know.

• Is this cubist or realist? Looks like a shitlist to me.

• Oh my God, look what you did.

• Yoo-hoo, angel? Time to wakey-wakey.

• One foot in front of the other. That's it.

• What a poor, wretched soul.

• Step aside, honey!

• Some people have to work for a living.

• Yoo-hoo, sweetheart? Move your ass!

• Wanna see the bitch come out, 'cause she will. Oh, she will.

• Patience is not my vitrue, soft cock.

• Ah. Why? The torture.

• The nerve!

• Buy me a drink first, big man.

• Where's my apology?

• Slow it down, sizzle chest.

• Whoa, mister big man.

• You know the way to the, uh, red light district?

• Sweetie, I don't know Broker from Bohan.

• Fuck!

• No!

• Ah!

• Sacrebleu.

• ???

• Pardon me.

• Move aside, coming through.

• Brute!

• Asshole!

• Don't touch me there.

• I'm calling the cops.

• Why won't anybody help me?

• Ah!

• Honey, that ego gotta shrink.

• Yuck. Go away, smelly man.

• Nice look.

• Eew, eew, eew.

• Police, help. My car was taken from me. It was brutal.

• Look but don't touch.

• Ah, shucks. Little ole me?

• I am one hunk of man meat. I know.

• Oh no. Eastern Standard Time. Of course.

• Mhm. I ordered the jacuzzi suite.

• Three bottles of no-go, two pairs of nipple clamps and a electric shaver.

• No you can't bring the monkey, idiot.

• Oh yeah, I'm gonna be all dolled up for you.

• Stop it. Stop it, you lascivious monster.

• Well, hello hello.

• Okay. Little kisses.

• Mmhmm.

• Uh huh.

• So anyway, back to me.

• What fun.

• What?

• Oh, you horrible, horrible man.

• Up there.

• Look up, moron.

• Police. They're shooting. With guns!

• Help me. Help me. They're shooting.

• They're shooting, officer. I can barely hold the phone.

• Please tell me you're okay.

• It wasn't me. It was the damn ecstasy. Oh God.

• Ugh, mister?

• I was up among the clouds. With the angels. They were so sexy.

• Fudgeknocker.

• Fuck.

• Oh my God. No, no, no.

• Horrible, just horrible.

• Mmm, that's nice.

• I shouldn't buy myself that. Wait, I should. No, I shouldn't.

• Fuck, fuck, fuck it hurts!

• Help me, mommy, help!

• Ah, fuck.

• Holy shit.

• I don't wanna die.

• Ah. Thank you.

• Thanks.

• That's so sweet. Thanks.

• Please don't touch my tender body. Please.

• I don't wanna be raped.

• Are you taking me to your hideout?

• Please. I'll do anything to you. I mean, for you.

• You're not the guy I roofied, are you? I'm sorry.

MM GayMid BD1

• Please, no!

• Please tell me that didn't just happen.

• How dare you.

• Oh, you're in trouble now, bitch.

• Fuck. He's got a gun.

• Hey. Get the fuck away from there.

• Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

• No. I'm gonna die!

• Take your hands off of me.

• Come on.

• Come on, moron. Focus.

• I can't even look at that outfit.

• Hey. Can we try a little gas up there?

• Hey. What is the fucking hold up?

• Get over yourself already.

• Hey. The 80's called, they want their outfit back.

• Heh. There goes another tiny penis.

• Bitch!

• Asshole!

• Fuck.

• Bitch, you've got a lot of issues.

• Testosterone overload.

• Fucking neanderthal.

MM GBik Lo 3 Full 1

• I still think that I could run this job better.

• You want a Logger, baby?

• Hola, amigo.

• Hey baby, how 'bout a logger?

• Last time they sent me to San Fierro, I almost came back in a box.

• Who's afraid of the big bad pig?

• I'd like some of that.

• Are these darts weighted wrong?

• Right.

• Hey.

• I'm still a little strung out.

• Get the casket ready.

• Are you blind? I'm an Angel!

• A pool table or a chick, I find the holes.

• I fucking hate cars.

• Are these cues bent or something?

• Who's your daddy?

• Mhm.

• The fucking man won't let us smoke inside anymore.

• Does this guy seem weird to you?

• That was such a one-off.

• Cool it, bro.

• Keep me covered.

• Ah, man.

• The Lost don't know shit about old bikes.

• I'm with you.

• I'm an Angel, you idiot.

• That decks must have a long half life.

• You think this guy knows where he is?

• You won't get far.

• Fucking granny wagons.

• Ah, man.

• Get away, skank.

• Put it away, bro.

• Hey pipsqueak, what are ya doing?

• I give up. I give up.

• The Angel's will find your ass.

• Over there.

• Logger. Now.

• Gotta love the Indians smelling smoke so cheap.

• He's over there!

• Keep walking, asswipe.

• Yeah.

• No more. I give up.

• Get off the Angels' turf.

• No way.

• Gotta get my shit together.

• Bro, what are you doing?

• Now we're talking.

• I think the table is fucked up.

• Cars suck.

• Not again, man.

• No weapons here, bro. Put it away.

• No.

• This sucks, man.

• What's with the tricked dartS?

• I told you I can find any hole.

• Watch my back.

• That looks good.

• Angels of Death, baby!

• Another racket in the pocket.

• We're coming for you!

• Get outta here, smackhead.

• That fifty-seven was the best bike I ever had.

• Some Lost fucker stole my vinyl collection.

• You pigs don't scare me.

• Who fucked with my darts?

• You're trespassing. Get out.

• Right down the center again.

• Someone's dead!

• Log me.

• Let's get some action going.

• I'm gonna kill someone.

• He kicked start ass again.

• I told you I hate this game.

• Holy shit.

• Get the fuck outta here.

• Hey junkie, scram!

• Number five.

• Who just commited suicide?

• Yeah.

• Get fucked.

• Cut me a break. I'm still strung out.

• Let's have some fun.

• You should try the Last Venturas Serie Shocks.

• Be safe.

• Fucking Big Brother says you can't smoke anymore.

• Ah, you disgust me.

• Hey bro, I'm on a payphone.

• Mmhmm.

• You got lucky this time...

• Looks like the streak is on.

• Later.

• I should be on a magazine cover.

• Take that freakshow out.

• Damn straight.

• Fuck yeah.

• I'm an Angel. I'm an Angel!

• She's gonna blow!

• Everything the Lost try was ripped off my us.

• This won't happen again so enjoy it, asshole.

• Let me see you do that again.

• Put it down, bro.

• Go fuck yourself.

• I want paralysis.

• You might as well cut your losses.

• I got my start building catalytic convertors for old bikes.

• You got that right.

• Are you dropping tabs while driving again?

• No smoking crack on the road.

• You want me to make you move?

• Are you tripping? Let's go.

• Let's go already!

• You stuck in quicksand?

• Don't take acid and drive anymore.

• Hang in there, bro. Your ride's waiting.

• Shit!

• Whoa!

• Damnation.

• Jinkies!

• Duck!

• Hit the dirt!

• You're in the Angel's hands now.

• Get ready to get creamed.

• You like to taste your own blood?

• Here's mud in your eye.

• No front teeth for you.

• Take your best shot!

• Ha ha. Me, follow someone? No way.

• You're gonna pay for new boots if they're scuffed.

• You better not have scratched the leather.

• You wanna die? Scram!

• Get the hell out of here.

• Stop it, bro.

• Hello? Cool it.

• Hey bro, what gives?

• You know, this is Angel's turf.

• The Lost put you up to this. I know.

• I see him.

• What an idiot.

• What kind of jerk is this?

• I don't listen to bacon.

• Pigs don't give the orders here.

• Yeah.

• This is America. Get a job.

• You're a disgrace to Uncle Sam.

• Still sticking it to the man, huh?

• Get off.

• Remember me?

• You're dead!

• Don't fuck with an Angel.

• Not a smart move, bro.

• Angels don't take shit. Okay?

• Looking good, baby.

• Your ass would look good on my face, baby.

• I love me a natural woman.

• I am ready to kick some Lost ass.

• Thost Lost dicks have gone too far.

• I am going to fucking kill them.

• I really wanna split their heads open.

• That's our territory and they know it.

• Hey, bro.

• I'll see ya tonight. Bye.

• Yeah.

• Right.

• Fuck yeah.

• Damn straight.

• Mmm.

• Shit!

• Damn!

• He's up there.

• Up there.

• I thought I was gonna die.

• Crud.

• Fuck.

• Damn.

• Fuck me.

• You shot my leg, you fucker!

• You nuts? That was my leg!

• Horns are for emergencies, asshole.

• Quit honking, man.

• Alright, dude. Time to give up.

• You're done for, dude.

• Hide.

• Get out of the firing line.

• You're a dead duck.

• Someone's gonna die.

• Drop dead, asshole.

• Thanks.

• Hey, thanks.

• Man, you can't let the Angels hear about this.

• Be ready for action.

• I heard the Lost can show up any minute.

• Make sure you recognize all the Angels.

• Don't let anyone know what we're doing.

• Try not to use this thing so much.

MM GayMid 1 BN1

• Crazy person. Run.

• Oh my freaking God.

• He's busting caps. Help.

• You like that ass, huh?

• You wish, baby.

• Hey. You're kinda hot.

• Whoa.

• Oh no.

• Help.

• Oh my God.

• Help. Please. Anyone.

• Freaking breeders.

• Oh my. Oh no.

MM GBik Lo 3 Gang 1

• My bike, my boys and my pride are I got, man. Angels of Death is my life.

• Hey there.

• I'm happy as a clam when I ride with my boys. Stop for cold Pisswasser and ride some more.

• Oh, I'm real scared.

• You know it.

• Hey.

• Yeah, come on!

• Shit.

• Hell yeah.

• It's gonna be unconstitutional to make us stand outside and smoke for fuck's sake.

• Keep an eye on that bonehead.

• Get your hands off my baby.

• Need you to cover me.

• I wanna die on my bike with a beer in one hand, smoking and giving a finger to some cop.

• You fucking know it, my man.

• Hands off me, son of a bitch.

• Watch that bozo.

• You messed with the wrong guy.

• Fucking Hell.

• You better use that right now or put it down.

• Hey, shithead. Time for you to get lost.

• Shit.

• He's right there.

• Standing outside smoking gives you time to plot all kinds of bad ass shit.

• He's over there.

• If you're not looking for trouble, take the fuck off.

• I'm with you, boy.

• Ah, fuck me.

• You got two seconds if you wanna cry like a baby and run.

• No fucking way.

• Hey. What the hell are you doing?

• Know how to use that, sweetheart?

• No.

• Holy shit.

• Cover me, man.

• You're gonna pay for this.

• Angels of Death is forever, man. We are a family.

• Sure, I'm probably sick but don't tell me to go see a doctor. I was born sick.

• Ah, don't try to scare me, boy.

• Say bye to momma.

• What the fuck?

• Coming after you.

• Damn it.

• Oh, man.

• You're not from around here. Go back to where you belong.

• You know it.

• Fuck your mother.

• I'm gonna kill you.

• The Lost is history. They ain't gonna survive. That's a fact.

• Catch ya later.

• You treat me like a criminal for smoking a cigarette. I might as well do something illegal.

• No fucking shit.

• Later.

• Go for it.

• Oh yeah. I hear ya.

• Oh yeah.

• You're gonna regret this.

• I gotta get these 69 brand cigarretes. Chicks love 'em.

• Put that damn thing before you hurt yourself, son.

• Suck my balls.

• Don't take it easy.

• Ain't nobody, nobody gonna break up Angels Death.

• I'm down. All the way 'til death.

• Go drive a tricycle or something, moron.

• Stop driving or I'll punch ya.

• Hey. Move it, moron.

• Who the fuck are ya?

• Get a move on, fuckhead.

• Move it or I'll shoot ya.

• The fuck is your problem?

• Wait a fucking minute.

• Hey, dickhead.

• Wow.

• Watch it, motherfucker.

• Shit, man.

• Don't you shoot me, fuckhead.

• Gonna kick your sorry ass.

• I gotta hurt ya.

• I'm gonna enjoy messing you up. My dick's getting hard.

• Welcome to Angel's Death.

• I'll show ya how we fight at Angel's Death.

• You gonna wish I just kill ya.

• I'm not following nobody.

• Watch it, dickhead.

• Hey, you wanna die?

• Get the fuck outta here.

• You better run, boy.

• What the hell are you doing, boy?

• What in Hell?

• What the fuck is this?

• Hey. What the hell is this?

• Wait a fucking minute.

• Sure thing, man.

• Oh yeah.

• I'm watching you, asshole.

• Over my dead body.

• Sure. After I shoot you.

• Yeah.

• Ain't your car, scumbag.

• Don't ever touch my car.

• Who's laughing now?

• Next time I just kill you if you touch my shit.

• Whoa!

• Fuck!

• He's up there.

• Look. He's right up there.

• Fuck me.

• Aw, shit.

• Holy shit.

• Ah! My leg!

• Shut the fuck up.

• You want me to shoot you? Shut up.

• You're in trouble now.

• Get down, guys.

• Hell. Take cover.

• I see you, motherfucker.

• Bullet's got your name on it, asshole.

• You're gonna eat my bullet.

• Thanks.

• I owe ya one.

• Fucking maniac.

MM GBik Lo 3 Mini 1

• Watch my back, Angels.

• Get your hands off me.

• Please stop. I don't wanna die.

• Last chance to beat it before I beat you.

• What the fuck?

• Dammit. My wheels.

• Cover me.

• Get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass.

• My ride is totally hosed.

• Let go of me.

• No one holds up an Angel.

• Keep it moving.

• Get outta the way.

• Come on.

• Wacko.

• Dirtbag.

• Take that.

• Angels fight tough.

• I'm gonna kick your ass.

• I got your attitude adjustment right here.

• I'm gonna knock your block off.

• I'm gonna make you bleed.

• Don't tread on me.

• Never push an Angel around.

• Hey, watch it.

• What are you doing?

• Are you crazy? Watch it.

• Yeah. I got ya.

• I know. Fucking unbelievable.

• Look at this douchebag.

• I ain't bailing on my ride yet.

• You can't steal from an Angel.

• I see that cocksucker.

• That shithead is going down.

• This bullet's going in his skull.

MM GenBum 1

• Go to Hell, fatass.

• LCPD. Bunch of bullies.

• Give me a value meal, extra sauce.

• You're in my fucking house!

• Hey there.

• ??? probably getting robbed right now.

• You're probably a pedophile.

• Don't. I'm booby-trapped.

• Suck my baloon nut then.

• Not a firefight today.

• Ain't it crazy? They sell knives on TV.

• Buy me a buzz.

• I ain't never stole any Redwoods.

• You need a blowjob?

• Ah! Call in reinforcements!

• Fine. Go screw an amputee.

• Go harass some minorities.

• I always feel like life is a game.

• Yeah.

• Can you spare some nickels?

• Home invader! I got a gun.

• Ride to Hell in a banana car then.

• I want something with free ketchup.

• He's got a weapon!

• Someone call the pigs!

• Whose your commanding general?

• Makes me wanna split some buns.

• Suck it, shithook.

• Sell that shit in the hood, asshole.

• Can you give me bus fare to Odessa?

• I'm amazed how many perverts live here.

• I'm telling ya.

• No, thanks.

• Seriously. That is some nutty shit.

• Hey. Can I have some fucking money?

• Oh, I see how it is.

• Eh, blow me running.

• How 'bout a dollar for a Logger?

• Watch it!

• Kid, that hurt.

• I'll sue your ass.

• Which way to the liquor?

• Shit in my mouth if I know.

• Wanker!

• Ass bandit!

• Pinhead dipshit.

• Man, I'm drunk.

• One more then I get a job.

• To flying FNGs.

• This my C ration right here.

• Oh, my pants are full of load.

• Ooh, my ass about to pop smoke.

• I will eat you alive, toe rag.

• Yeah, I'm a peacenik.

• Ooh. Ass wopping time.

• Hey lunkhead, you ready, huh?

• Well, fuck all squared.

• I'll rip out your privates.

• I'll Da Nang you good.

• Yeah, let's go. Come on, shitmonkey.

• Five bucks on the dumb one.

• Fight to the death! Ha.

• I love street violence.

• You tailing me, jack off?

• Stop following me.

• I got better shit to do than that.

• Did the Viet Cong get me?

• Well, queef a dog balloon.

• Robot man juice.

• Call air support.

• Look at that shit.

• Hey! Kill the horn. I'll kill you.

• Can that shit, fucking horn.

• Oh, my toothbrush is still covered in shit.

• Holy shit.

• What in the Holy Hell?

• Wow, man. Much obliged.

• Thanks you kindly.

• You're a saint.

• Wow. I'm in your debt.

• I'm grateful.

• Oh, Geez. Not this shit again.

• Where are we going, man?

• What is this, Aplha Bravo?

• Don't rape me, I'm a vet.

• Hey, asshole. I killed kids like you in the war.

MM GJam Hi 1 Full 1

• The sexy girl love the ??? with a rude boy like I an I.

• ???

• First we must control Broker.

• Me just a reason with ma bredren.

• Make it nuff spicy, no.

• Ya not see it?

• Wha' gwan?

• It's dis clippy dippy stick.

• Box them. Kill them up, mon.

• Me possy have nuff murderers, seen?

• You see how easy the I make the shot?

• How you crash the car so?

• It's this rhaatid table that made me do that, seen?

• True.

• The I have bredren with gooder ganja, seen?

• What business this foreigner pon de corner?

• Rhaatid. Ya ??? for me, star.

• Who this teeth in me ride?

• Bredren. Cover me now.

• Who this rashole driving that smash me ride?

• Shottas, informers. None contest.

• ??? up, breden. Yes, I.

• Take your dirty foreign hands off of me now.

• Me get a pain in me arm just now.

• Wha'gwan wit dis foreign pon de corner?

• Me have nuff shottas fired.

• Ya see now how this rashole crash the car?

• It's this rhaatid stick that make me do it, seen?

• Me nah pay for no polony.

• Don't come through me gate with a weapon, man.

• Gwan foreign.

• Easy, star. No more shotta business.

• Me shottas leak nuff shots.

• Cha, you no see him over there, so?

• Me want spliffed, seen?

• See him over there, so?

• You wanna make trouble? Go on now.

• Cha. Ah you mean?

• Sickle, man, sickle. Me done fighting.

• Is it time for go foreign?

• No, boss.

• How'd I lose in this ras clot game?

• Go away from my ride, you dirty thief.

• This a easy game. Just focus, seen?

• It's this table that make me miss.

• Who this pussyhole driving that smash me car?

• How'd I make that mistake, no?

• Put away your weapon.

• Nah, sir.

• How you crash me ride, sir.

• None contest.

• Me breda, cover me now.

• Me like it no spicy, seen?

• Nuff respect, man. Good game.

• Is a true star I deal with, seen?

• You gon' feel the fury of me possy.

• Dis corner belong to de bredren, seen?

• Always large, seen?

• Is we that most control the yard, mon.

• Why ya bada bada me?

• Gwan. Leave.

• You see how this pussyhole crash the bike?

• Me a comfort dead, ya ras.

• Why ya crash the bike so?

• Me can't believe all the place are bad.

• Bumba clot.

• Take your dibby dibby drug and gwan.

• Number three, please.

• You see how this pussyhole crash me ride?

• Yeah, man.

• You rhaatid pussyhole.

• How'd I lose in this rhaatid game?

• Time for kill off the rashole foreign.

• We run tings, man. Tings nah run we.

• Yes, lickle more.

• Dis tobacco is dippy dippy, man.

• ???

• Wha'gwan? Me calling from the corner.

• It's true dat.

• Me can't believe how me lost that game so.

• Me can't believe how easy I make this.

• Nuff respect.

• Good game, star. Nuff respect.

• Burn the rashole and dun.

• True. True.

• Yes, I.

• Me possy gonna dead you.

• Fire, bredren. Run.

• Me nah fear nothing.

• A bundle of business ya make.

• Cha, ya make bundle of business is ???

• Put weapon down. Me nah say twice.

• Go along, you rhaatid bungo.

• Top the pussyhole. Mash him down, man.

• No worries, man. It's just a game, seen?

• Non contest.

• Me nah deal with tha, bredren.

• Why ya vex all the way with bad driving, man?

• Ras. I want a dibby dibby driver, man.

• Hold you car now, man.

• Out de road, ras.

• The light turn green, mon.

• Gwan.

• What fuckery is dis? Drive, man.

• Me breda. Don't panic, man. Hold tight now.

• Pussyhole.

• Ras.

• Easy, star.

• Cha. Dem are shooting, man. Stay down.

• You wanna box with this star now?

• I man is the hardest man in town.

• Come for your boxing lesson, you pussyhole.

• Ya tink you can badda badda me.

• I man is ranking.

• Ya box with the toughest rudeboy in all a Broker.

• Ya tink a rudeboy like I gonna follow a bungo like you?

• Don't vex me.

• Don't test me, now.

• Gwan, foreigner. Got off me corner.

• Gwan, man. Me nah tell you twice now.

• Stop the car.

• Stop the ras' car.

• Stop this fuckery.

• Easy, man.

• Don't shove the people then.

• I was just tinking the same.

• Yes, man.

• Who this foreign pon de corner?

• You drop the weapon first.

• Me nah drop nuttin.

• Yes, man.

• Don't badda badda me now.

• Cha, what fuckery is dis?

• Ya tink me want chat wit a dirty bum like you?

• Ya tink you leave with me car?

• Who this in me car, eh?

• Ya think ya take the man car so easy now?

• Ya tink you gon leave with my ride?

• Who this in me ride?

• Ya think you take the man ride so easy now?

• Ya won go to the ???

• I wanna bot you on the daughta then.

• My love, you want the hogany?

• Ras, dem is daughty bongos.

• I can't pilot long long, seen? Yeah, boy.

• Dem foreign girls badda badda me for stamina.

• I told me shotta, you wanna test me now? Me nah fear Death.

• Me ??? like the rasta then.

• Yes, man. Wha'ppen?

• Nuff respect, me breda.

• Yeah, mon.

• Cha.

• Yes, breda.

• Righteous, man.

• Yes, me breda.

• Wah!

• No!

• Him a stand up there.

• You no see him up there?

• I'm almost make it into Dobbie.

• Bumba clot.

• Ras clot.

• Ras. Dis ???

• Guidance.

• Ras! Me leg.

• Cha, man. Me can't feel me leg.

• Stick with the horn.

• Who this pussyhole mashing horn ???

• You can't escape.

• Surrender. You're surrounded.

• Watch out, breda. Take cover.

• Take cover!

• Got the foreign in me sight.

• I got you right in me sights.

• Me have a clear shot on de man.

• Thank you, sir.

• Give thanks.

• Stop the car and release me now.

• Yes, me love.

• I, sexy girl. Ha ha.

• Me a gwan give you the sweet hogany, seen?

• You like how me dress so trashy and ready?

• The eyes a star, seen?

MM GJam Hi 1 Gang 1

• Dem can't dead I an I.

• Wha'gwan?

• Where de ??? me bredren?

• Babylon shall fall.

• Seen. Seen.

• Wha'ppen?

• Bust him in his face.

• Ras.

• Over stun, man.

• Dis no like the ganja, man.

• See this foreign there, no?

• Mind yourself. Don't touch me ride.

• I gon catch this ???

• Where the ganja, bredren?

• Bo. Bo.

• Me not deal with fuckery.

• Watch this foreign, seen?

• Me murder ya.

• Cha. Mex vex.

• Put that down, man.

• Go on from here, yeah?

• True, man. True.

• Boss. Me beg ya for mercy.

• Right there. Seen?

• Me no need cigarette. We want spliff.

• Look. The bredren there.

• Rhaatid informer. Gwan.

• Yeah, man.

• Ya block I? You can't dead I, man.

• Remove yourself or me dead you.

• No way, man.

• Respect me ride, seen?

• You crazy?

• No, man.

• Nah!

• Keep shooting, me bredren.

• What make you so right upon me car?

• Them girl have nuff batti.

• Me have the dogplay exclusive, man.

• Enough with the cuss cuss.

• G'wan, ??? G'wan.

• Ah. Me bike.

• Dis is judgment day, foreigner.

• Bumba clot.

• Ah!

• Go long from here, you pusshole.

• Yes, me breda.

• ??? Remove ya.

• Babylon shall fall.

• I an I know babylon shall fall.

• Alright, man.

• I man want no cancer, man.

• Blows and skirt.

• Peace and love.

• Box him. Box him.

• Rhaatid, man.

• Ya, man. Respect, man.

• Move yourself off of me, man.

• ??? babylon.

• Put that away, ???

• Don't test me.

• ???

• All the way, bredren. True and true.

• You don know?

• You no see the sign?

• Ya test me, foreigner. Ya test me.

• Why you no move?

• Mercy man. G'wan.

• Move forward, man.

• Move you.

• Ah!

• No.

• Watch out.

• Watch out, man.

• Watch out, me bredren.

• Come on, badboy.

• I box you.

• Back up, you downpressor.

• I'm ??? the dreadest hook ya ever seen.

• Remove ya.

• You gon' test me now?

• Wha? Ya mad?

• Ease up, man. Ease up.

• Don't vex me now.

• ??? from here.

• G'wan man. Get on.

• Ease up.

• Cha. Watch out, pusshole.

• Eh. Back up, ???

• Easy now.

• Cease this fuckery, no.

• Seen. Seen.

• Ja, man.

• Who are you? Me see you.

• Babylon not tell me nothing. Seen?

• Hold your corner.

• Yeah, man.

• I an I control this, foreigner.

• Get the fuck out the car.

• Get out me rhaatid ride.

• Cha. Get out me ride.

• Bumba clot!

• Ah!

• Look up. Up.

• Up there. Seen?

• Bumba clot.

• Bloodclot.

• Ah! Me leg!

• Ah! Save I, man.

• Don't bada bada me.

• Ras, man. Enough.

• Nowhere fe go now.

• Get your head down.

• Watch out, shottas.

• Me see them. Bullet. Bullet.

• Me see him. Lickle shot.

• Dead man walking.

• Give thanks.

• Respect, man.

• Me no like this.

MM GJam Hi 1 Mini 1

• Who got me back?

• What in the bumb clot wrong with you?

• Cool now, man. You got me.

• ???

• Bumba clot! No touch me wheels, seen?

• Me a go box you blood clot.

• Cover me now.

• Me done with you.

• Me a go bust you up.

• I dead you mas one. Dead.

• Move on a back side.

• Hurry up now, man.

• Don't test me now, man.

• Cha. You wanna test me?

• Blood clot!

• Ras!

• You wanna feel back sweet me?

• You must a tink that me's a pussy clot.

• Me a go mash you down.

• I'm are the don round here.

• You gonna learn some respect now, boys.

• Mek we dweet.

• Ease up, pussy clot.

• You damn idiot.

• Don't test me, pussy.

• Watch yourself, boy. Me nah play.

• Dat fuckery gon burn you, seen?

• Dat man right dere.

• Him nah worry me.

• See dis rude boy dere so?

• Lickle more, ras hole.

• Me back for you pussyhole.

• Me see you.

• Dat pussy clot are dead.

• I'm ready.

MM GJam Hi 2 Full 1

• Do not disrespect this.

• Irie, bredren.

• ???

• Talk to talk a bumba madness.

• Give I something with a burnt flesh upon it.

• Cha.

• What gwan?

• Mister the Devil. Ras.

• ???

• Nuff vex, ??? boy.

• Dis a badness pon de table.

• Bumba clot.

• Bloodclot pussy.

• Me hear that.

• Dis a part of I and I religion.

• Check the foreigner, my youth.

• ??? A rasta man protected by the Almighty.

• Go on, boy.

• Watch me now.

• Rhaatid.

• Wan wan coco full baskit, man.

• I read I.

• Ras clot.

• Bumba clot. That pocket of ??? man.

• Look pon de batty boy.

• Bumba clot.

• Ras.

• Ras clot.

• Me not in the mood for nicey talk.

• Easy now. Fast a fool, boy.

• What you wan do?

• Cool ya jets.

• Dem down dere coming pon de street, man.

• This ??? bought to disrespect I an I lungs.

• I an I cast an eye pon de youth.

• Get out here.

• Seen. Seen.

• Easy now, white boy.

• Bought to rain down, boy.

• Nah.

• Wha gwan wit dat?

• Not de wheels, man. Not de wheels.

• Almighty.

• ???

• Messy.

• Bumba clot.

• Don't start no mash down, no.

• No, man.

• Ras!

• Praise be to the Almighty I.

• Cover me, bredren.

• Ja!

• Watch the righteous man now, bredren.

• Hot steppa cause me iration.

• Get a sorry caucus off my turf, man.

• Me got the itchy gun finger, me youth.

• Ease up, oppressor man.

• Bloodclot about to suffer now. Gwan.

• I man a rain fire.

• Push in, me brethren. Forward.

• Clean up yourself.

• Cha, me brethren. Whappen?

• Bloodclot!

• Leave and go away.

• Dis here rude boy turf, boxy boy.

• Me want number six.

• Ras clot.

• I hear that.

• Bumba clot.

• I make wit rubbish.

• All the way. Forward.

• Nuff respect to I.

• Soon come.

• Smokliness is ???, my youth.

• Me can't take it right now.

• Go on and talk. I pon de payphone.

• Seen. Seen.

• Cha.

• Nice set up, cha.

• Me gone.

• ???

• ??? like a mighty lion.

• Cha.

• Ya, man.

• Babylon a fire.

• G'wan. Get out of here.

• Me got the itchy ??? right now.

• Nuff losing.

• Bullet. Bullet.

• Ease up. Ease up.

• Ras.

• Rain a fire pon de man, bredren.

• Easy now.

• I an I no liar and seen.

• Rasta for I.

• Blind Devil need a ???

• What are you call that?

• Make it faster and ting.

• You cause enough vexation, man.

• Mash it, bloodclot. ???

• Rudeboy about to take a beating.

• ??? Gwan.

• Get up now, my youth.

• Ras.

• Oh!

• Ease up.

• Bloodclot.

• Keep your head down.

• Get down, my youth.

• Wickedness in your face, boxy boy.

• See it with the fist? ???

• Badness pon de oppressor.

• Curse on top of curse, wicked man.

• I an I be dancing pon your grave.

• De Devil is calling. Him boy be falling.

• Why ya mad?

• Ease up, bloodclot.

• It's a coffin next time, boy.

• Go on. Run boxy boy.

• Get outta here, bumba clot.

• I goin bust ya up.

• Back it up gwan, batty ride.

• Real wine, ??? gwan.

• Easy now, bumba clot.

• Nuff fuckery now, boy.

• Seen.

• Me hear dat.

• The bad boy 'bout to gwan, seen?

• Ras clot. Come take it, boxy boy.

• Downpresser seeking a beating now?

• True, true.

• Almight will judge the man.

• Were the honest days worker done now?

• I man a working man.

• Dis a mash down now, boy.

• I reclaim what is mine.

• Dis are mine, boy.

• Don't mess with the rudeboy.

• I come to conquer this.

• Do not downpress I and I.

• ???

• Shine ya girl. Shake it.

• Sweetness want a little badness?

• Nuff iration pon de city.

• Never nuff respect to this rasta man, my youth.

• We need a cali goin' pon de street.

• I question our faith sometime.

• That cali you didn't make I paranoid, my youth.

• Who are you?

• Respect.

• I.

• Cha.

• Yeah.

• Ras.

• For real.

• Wha!

• Ah!

• See him up there?

• Him right up there like the devil.

• I an I laid eyes pon the angels of the Almighty.

• Blood clot.

• ???

• Dis are evilness big time.

• Evil fuckery a gwan.

• Nuff badness on I, man.

• ???

• Hey, sum boy. Ease up.

• Suckle now. Gwan.

• Ease up. You surrounded, boy.

• Yo, cheechy man. We have you now.

• Get down, me bredren.

• Stand down, my youth.

• Nuff play now, white boy.

• No more fuckery.

• Ease up, bumba clot.

• For real.

• Give thanks.

• Where gwan? Let's go for a lickle drive.

• Dis here cracker like a swine skin boy.

• Dis make some noise, boy.

• Can ya hear me, rasta?

• Me hear too feisty from a crackling noise.

• Speak time, me bredren.

MM GJam Hi 2 Gang 1

• ??? corners.

• Aye yo, whappen?

• A long time we a wait for your fight.

• Why disrespect?

• ???

• Greetings, star.

• Scalp him up, rasta.

• ???

• Seen, seen. Yeah.

• Ya, me love some real dance reggae pon de radio, see me?

• Watch this man. He's trouble.

• What ya doing, boy?

• Get me back, rastas.

• We goin need more guns.

• Ya man, I doubt me a try tell ya from long time.

• I gwan kill you.

• Ya best be keeping an eye on him, seen?

• I gwan murder your wife, boy.

• ???

• You better hide that shit, man.

• You best get to steppin.

• Alright, bad man. You win.

• Over there.

• ???

• He's that way.

• ???

• Me see you. Me see you.

• Okay, okay. Please. No more.

• G'wan. Get to stepping home.

• Nah.

• Don't fuck with my ride.

• Hey. Don't pull no weapons here.

• No, man.

• ???

• Come on. Cover me.

• Me breda ??? gonna kill your mother.

• Yeah. We haffi make money, star.

• Yeah. ???

• We done pay often already.

• Get back to your mother.

• Watch the motor bike ???

• G'long. Move in.

• ???

• Hey, watch yourself, pusshole.

• Yeah. For real.

• Suck your mother, pussy.

• Let's go.

• Yeah, we some real hot steppers.

• Take care.

• Yo, the herb price going up crazy now, man.

• Seen. Seen.

• Ja, bless.

• Cut him up, star.

• Yeah, man. Me see you.

• Yeah, man.

• Way out the man.

• ???

• You better put that away, man.

• I fuck your mother.

• Yeah, man. Mash it up.

• Nobody gwan disrespect us.

• Yeah, you done now.

• You drive like a pussy.

• Open the eyes, star.

• Yo, move now, man.

• I are come now ??? man.

• Come now man. Move now.

• Hey, move your ass clot.

• You should try walking.

• What you doing here?

• ???

• Watch it!

• Come on now.

• Duck, ya dreadnuts.

• Get down now.

• If only I had me cutlass.

• You can't war with me.

• Dis a goin' be your last day, star.

• Oh, you wanna scrap with me? Ha ha ha.

• So you wanna rump with me?

• I gwan kick your ass.

• What you mean? Me not following you.

• You want a mashed up face, star?

• What's wrong, pussyclot?

• You get back to your ??? here.

• You best get to stepping, star.

• You looking for trouble?

• You 'bout to have plenty problem.

• Fucking ??? Watch out.

• We have a problem here?

• Hey. What you do, man?

• Yeah. You got it, star.

• You best to keep stepping.

• I'm watching you, mon.

• I ain't doing shit.

• Don't shoot. You're not gonna shoot me.

• Yes.

• You gonna give me my car back.

• I g'wan cut your throat. My car.

• You don't take my shit.

• Dat's mine, asshole.

• Shit!

• Bloodclot!

• He's going to the sky, man.

• He's up there.

• Pussy clot.

• Bumba clot.

• Me fucking leg, man.

• Why you shoot me leg?

• Hey. Shut the fuck up. Hear?

• I gwan stick that ??? up your ass.

• We got you surrounded, bad man.

• Fall back. Take cover.

• Duck down, breda.

• Remember me face, man.

• It's over. You're in my sights.

• I'm looking down the barrel, bad man.

• Give thanks, you hear?

• Give thanks.

• You g'wan regret this, star.

MM GJam Hi 2 Mini 1

• Give me some cover an ting.

• You fucking with the wrong rasta.

• Easy there, bredren. We cool, we cool.

• Step outta I's ground before badness start.

• Rhaatid. Only in America.

• What de hell was that, man?

• Cover me, seen.

• This ain't no place for you, brother. Get outta here.

• What de fuck, man?

• What you want from me, man?

• Move out me way.

• I got business to be attending to.

• Dis shit only happen in America.

• Forward. I got somewhere to be.

• Cha.

• Bumba clot.

• I'm going to mash you up.

• I'll box your head in.

• I fight jam down style. None of this pussy American shit.

• No one in this country fight like they do in ???

• You a bobo for picking a fight with me an ting.

• You going down, ya stupid ras clot.

• Hey. What's your problem, man?

• Watch yourself.

• Where you be driving dat ting?

• You trying to vex me, brother?

• You want some beef with me?

• I'm keeping an eye on this bloodclot.

• Dis ras clot don't be up to no goodness. I watch him.

• Me got me eye on this guy.

• How you like your own medicine?

• Dis is a taste of what you gave me.

• There he be.

• Alright.

• You ain't nuttin.

MM GRu 2 Lo 2 Full 1

• You are shit.

• Russian

• I haven't done shit so fuck you.

• I want one of those.

• Get the fuck off.

• Hi.

• Hey, I've taken more enjoyable shits.

• No fucking way.

• Hit him in the face.

• Fuck, I'm good.

• The best way to make to make an American agree with you is to use a baseball bat.

• You fucking idiot.

• I tell you, American girls give the best blowjobs.

• I'm not liking the look of this guy. Keep watch.

• Russian

• Hey. Fuck off.

• Russian

• Fuckhead.

• Do you know who you're fucking with?

• Russian

• Who is this? Watch him.

• You asshole.

• Asshole.

• Not today. Thanks.

• Put that away.

• Russian

• You are wise, my friend.

• You son of a bitch.

• Motherfucker.

• He is there.

• I swear, we are putting more chemicals in these fucking things.

• Over there.

• Russian

• Russian

• Fuck off before I kill you.

• Russian

• Ah. Fuck it.

• Get the fuck away.

• I'm so good.

• The table is not flat.

• Russian

• What the fuck are you doing with that around here?

• No.

• You piece of shit.

• I'm so good.

• Russian

• Give me one of those.

• Yes. How do you like that?

• Russian

• Fucking asshole.

• This is not a good place for you. Fuck off somewhere else.

• Fuck you. You got nothing on me.

• You better fuck off quick.

• You fuck.

• This is the truth.

• American girls will let you do anything you want to them. Anything.

• Russian

• I should kill you or that.

• This is a great game.

• Dickhead.

• Russian You're not welcome here.

• Don't sell your shit here. Fuck off.

• Get me a number twelve.

• Watch it, asshole.

• You speak the truth.

• Fuck off.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• A man always look better with smoke in his mouth.

• Not interested.

• Hi baby, it's me.

• I know exactly what you mean.

• I hate this fucking game.

• What a master.

• Bye.

• American are basically pussies. Just say to hurt them and they give you what you want.

• Fuck, yes!

• Break those fucking legs.

• You're right, my friend.

• Yes.

• Do you know who I am?

• If you want to succeed here, you can't think about the consequences. You just do what needs to be done.

• Russian

• Okay. Well done.

• You lucky fuck.

• Put that fucking weapon away.

• If you need somebody to do what you want, you give beating to them until they stop moving.

• Russian

• Yes. Gone.

• Russian

• Where did you buy your driver's license?

• You drive like a fucking retard.

• Run!

• You want me to knock you down?

• Hurry up, dickhead.

• Move your ass.

• Come on, fuckhead.

• Move, you son of a bitch.

• Get the fuck away from me.

• Fuck off.

• Russian

• Asshead.

• Fucking dick.

• You fuck.

• Motherfucker.

• Russian

• Russian

• Now you get to feel some Russian pain.

• Russian

• I'm going to destroy your face.

• I gonna knock your fucking teeth down your throat.

• Russian

• Russian

• What? I'm not fucking follow you.

• Watch who you fuck with.

• Don't fucking touch me.

• Get the fuck away from here.

• We don't want you around here. Fuck off.

• What the fuck are you thinking, asshole?

• Hey asshole, fuck you.

• Fuck you.

• You don't fuck with people here. Understand?

• Back up. Stop that shit.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• No. Drop yours.

• Fuck you, pig.

• Da.

• You fucking loser.

• Loser.

• Russian

• This is my fucking car.

• Next time I break your fucking hands.

• Get the fuck out of my car.

• I should shoot you for that.

• Russian

• Show me your ass, baby.

• Oh, great tits, baby.

• Russian

• I gotta do some shit with Mikhail.

• I know, baby. I wouldn't belong.

• I want you to wear those boots I like.

• I don't know about that. We'll have to see.

• Ha. I have got a present for you. You will like it I think.

• Hi, baby.

• Me too. See you later.

• Yes.

• Yep.

• Okay.

• Sure thing.

• Yes, okay.

• Shit!

• Fuck!

• He's up there.

• He went up there.

• Get me vodka.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Motherfucker.

• Ah! Ah! My fucking leg. Ah! Ah!

• Ah! Ah! The fucking ???

• Hey. Shut the fuck up.

• Stop that fucking noise, asshole.

• Hey asshole, you're surrounded. There is nowhere to run.

• Hey asshole, we got you now.

• Russian

• Russian

• I have you in my sight, asshole.

• Hey asshole, you are dead.

• Die, you sorry son of a bitch.

• Thanks.

• Russian

• Let me out of the fucking car.

• I forgot to tell you I need more socks. They all fucked.

• I don't care. Make whatever you want.

• Say it again, I got shit reception.

MM GRu Lo 2 Mini 1

• Cover me. I'm going in.

• KGB. Someone help me.

• You win, okay? Game over.

• Russian

• What are you doing? Russian

• You scared of me, yes?

• No. My boss is going to kill me.

• Stop shooting.

• I will kill you.

• No. No. No. Russian

• No. They found me.

• Russian Let's go. Russian

• Do not bore me. I do not like boring.

• Russian You're making me angry.

• Come on. I'm late for my blowjob. Move.

• Ah!

• You fucking fool.

• They call me the Golden Bear.

• The dance of death. Ha ha.

• These hands crushed a bear's skull.

• I have abs of steel.

• I will fart on your corpse.

• I will make love to your wife, dead man.

• Hey. Watch where you're going.

• Get some new eyes. Fool.

• Hey. Russian

• Don't play games. Russian

• Back off. Russian

• Keep your eye on that one.

• You see that fool? Watch him.

• Great. A troublemaker.

• Not in America. No way.

• Ha. I steal it back.

• Dasvidaniya

• Bye bye.

• Heh heh heh.

MM GRu 2 Hi 1 Full 1

• Some day soon we will take over this fucking town.

• ???

• Hi.

• I want a new fucking car with shiny fucking rims.

• Don't you fuck with me. I know people.

• Give me number two.

• Please, just fuck off.

• Fuck yous.

• ???

• This is garbage.

• Oh, shit.

• Come on. Yeah.

• Fuck me.

• I got it.

• My fucking car.

• Yes, for sure.

• I like this city. It's a good place to be.

• You see this guy over here? He thinks he some sort of big shot.

• What? How the fuck did that happen?

• You fucking bastard.

• Give me some cover.

• Watch where you go.

• These American's are fucking soft. We can do whatever we want. Ha ha ha ha.

• I totally agree with you.

• Do you know who you're fucking with, huh?

• How the fuck did I miss that?

• Looks like another idiot fucking about in our turf. Look.

• You will die painfully.

• Oh. You fucking idiot.

• No. Not with you.

• You want an accident? Put that away.

• Hey. What are you doing here?

• No. Don't kill me. I'm not a bad person.

• I will hunt you down!

• ???

• Always something happening around here. It's cool, yes?

• He's over there.

• You looking for trouble? Huh?

• Okay, now you talk sense.

• Please. No. I just want a normal life.

• Last chance.

• Uh uh.

• This is not my day.

• Hey. Get the fuck out of here.

• Okay, okay.

• Again. I fucking miss.

• Nobody smashes into my fucking car.

• Put that away unless you wanna have an accident.

• ???

• Fuck you, asshole.

• There it is.

• Cover me. This asshole's all over me.

• Give me a large one of those.

• Did you see that? I won.

• Oh yes.

• I will kill your fucking family.

• No. You must fuck off now.

• I... I like this place but I still miss my little town in Russia, you know?

• Did you see Yuri's new gun? I need to get one of those. Fuck.

• Hey. Watch it, cop. I know my rights here.

• Run away fast or we kick your fucking ass.

• This is a new fucking bike, asshole.

• ???

• What the fuck are you doing?

• What is wrong with me today?

• Are you fucking drunk or something?

• Hey, you. Yeah, you.

• Get the fuck away from here. We don't want you here.

• I want number two.

• Watch it, you fucking idiot.

• That is very true.

• Fuck off.

• I'm playing like shit today.

• Die, you fucking peasant.

• You know, I sometimes think "should've stayed in fucking Russia".

• So long.

• This city makes me feel alive, you know?

• Get away, you dirty whore.

• Hello, hello. Are you there? It's me.

• I know what you're saying. Yes.

• Shit.

• I like this.

• ???

• Yes, Okay. I win.

• Give that little fucking shit.

• Yes, yes, I agree.

• Da.

• Hey, you crazy asshole.

• Fuck. It's gonna blow.

• At least we don't have to work in some shitty factory anymore, eh?

• Well played... this time.

• I do not believe that.

• Put that fucking thing away.

• Go get fucked.

• Go on.

• ???

• You can't mess with American girls. One little hit and they're fucking run away screaming.

• That's fucking true.

• Get off the fucking street.

• Learn to fucking drive.

• Hurry outta my way.

• You hurry now or I run you down.

• What are you fucking doing?

• Why do you fucking stop now?

• ???

• You be okay. I bring you vodka soon.

• ???

• Hey.

• Fuck.

• Oh shit.

• ???

• Duck down.

• I can take you down no problem.

• You do not scare me.

• You ain't travel here, you understand?

• I'm hard as fuck, yes?

• Now you learn how we fight in Russia.

• ???

• Don't be fucking idiot. Me, following you? Pft.

• Hey. I don't want to have to hurt you.

• Be careful who you walk into, huh?

• You are not welcome here. Get lost.

• What the fuck you do around here? Get lost.

• What the fuck you blasted idiot?

• Hey. What're you trying to do?

• Fuck. Stop the car, idiot.

• Hey. Hey. Stop that shit.

• Hey. Don't be a fucking idiot. Not around here.

• I watch out for him.

• I got my eye on him.

• Who is this idiot?

• No. I don't drop this for no fucking cop.

• ???

• Okay.

• Get fucking job, bum.

• Join the fucking army.

• Go to Hell.

• Get the fuck outta there.

• This is my fucking car.

• Give me my fucking car back.

• Not so fucking clever now.

• You're lucky I don't fucking slit your throat.

• That was fucking stupid of you.

• Show me those fucking tits, baby.

• Woo! She wants me.

• Look at that ass. Oh my God.

• I don't want it for that much. One-hundred and twenty is as high as I go.

• What the fuck is wrong with you? Always you try this shit.

• When will you stop fucking around and just make me serious offer?

• You do not learn, do you?

• No, I don't wanna hear your shit. It bores me.

• Yes, what do you want?

• Bye.

• Okay.

• Yeah.

• Yeah, I know.

• Yes.

• Fucking okay.

• Fuck!

• Whoa!

• Up there.

• He's up there.

• Ugh. Fuck. Where am I?

• Oh shit.

• Shit.

• Oh fuck me.

• Fuck.

• Aw! My fucking leg.

• Ah! Fuck me. Ah!

• Hey, shut the fuck up.

• Hey, stop your fucking noise.

• Now you give up or you are fucked.

• Ha ha ha. We fucking got you now.

• Take cover.

• Careful! Get to cover.

• Now you go down.

• I got you now.

• I gonna take your head off.

• ???

• Thank you.

• Oh shit! Stop.

• Do you want me to have to come around and tell you again?

• I'm getting very bored with your shit.

• I'm tired now. Just make me an offer.

• I really don't understand. What the fuck is wrong with you?

• You already know what my final offer is. You fucking prick.

MM GRu 2 Hi 1 Gang 1

• I wish I could exchange the blood I have spilled for beer.

• Hello there.

• I got the meat grinder cheap off the internet last week. It cuts fine.

• Come find me without your uniform, officer.

• There is only one answer: Russian

• Russian

• Put your nails in their eyes.

• Shit. That was ??? from the show.

• You are not alone in that.

• These cigarettes are not harsh enough. I like a rasp in my throat.

• Who is this person? Watch him.

• Hey, you.

• Start firing for cover.

• I think it is time we became scapegoats for something.

• You are weak like woman.

• What are you doing?!

• I do not like the looks of this one.

• We will meet again. I will have knives.

• Russian

• This is not the place for that. Understand?

• Hey, you. Big man, what are you doing?

• You have got me. You have got me.

• He is there.

• This is a harsh world. It is hard to thrive.

• Russian

• Hey, you. Yeah, you. Funny looking man.

• Ha. What an assfucker you are.

• I'm yours. Please be gentle.

• Get the fuck out.

• No.

• Ha. Come to me, assfucker.

• Bad idea, my friend. Put that away.

• Russian

• Hell. You will regret that.

• Cover me now.

• Russian

• In this city, one needs a car. Whatever they say.

• I am drunk but not in a good way. I must drink more.

• For now you have power but be careful.

• You will leave here.

• I will grind your bones.

• Raaa!

• Hey. You want to be crab bait?

• Russian

• Russian

• That is the opinion of a shitlicker.

• Fuck yourself in the ass.

• It is time.

• I've started to make marks on my car to keep count of the people I kill.

• Russian

• Ah, the splitting of bones is like music to me, you know?

• You are right indeed.

• Goodbye.

• Grab and twist to break.

• You speak an assload of truth, my friend.

• Yes.

• There will be consequences for this.

• I wish I had been loved more as a child.

• I think you should put that away, eh?

• Eat your dick, assfucker.

• Remove the throat! Ha ha.

• I thought they would be more pussy this year. It has been slow.

• Ha. If you ever want a fight, man to man, let me know.

• You drive like one who sucks ???

• The wheel is for steering, not sex.

• If I run you over it would not dent my car.

• I will push you. Push you with a gun. Ha ha ha.

• Come on. We must be moving.

• Faster! Or I will break some legs.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Whoa. Duck.

• Get lower.

• We fight, then we drink, then I kill you.

• Beg for mercy.

• I will turn you into pieces.

• I will break everything.

• They call me the Grinder.

• Your body will be unrecognizable! Ha ha ha.

• You make me laugh. Why should I track you?

• What the fucking fuck?

• Russian

• That's it. Fuck off.

• Running away like woman. Ha ha ha ha.

• Hey, hey, no, stop.

• Oh, you think i'm intimidated so easily?

• Big man and his big car. Hit the brakes.

• You going to take that shit?

• I think this guy's not respectful, eh?

• I am on him.

• He will not leave my sight.

• Now who is this?

• You fucking pig. You think I'm a coward?

• You drop your weapon.

• Da.

• Be grateful I leave you with your limbs.

• My car. My car.

• I believe that this is mine.

• Resist and I will be crush.

• Ah!

• Wha!

• Russian

• He is above us.

• Ah, ass fuck.

• Shit fuck.

• My leg! Ah, the pain.

• My leg! Bring me a tourniquet.

• Russian or you will eat that horn.

• Be quiet or your screams will be louder.

• Ha ha. You are done like a chicken.

• Russian

• Get behind something.

• And now it ends.

• We have reached a conclusion, my friend.

• I have him. He's mine.

• Spasiba.

• I am grateful.

• This is the beginning of a Hell for you.

MM GRu2 Hi 1 Mini 1

• Come on, guys. Cover me.

• You will hear from the Russians.

• Okay, okay. Please don't shoot me again.

• Get the fuck out of here.

• Hey. Stop that now.

• Shit. I must stop drinking.

• Shit. Cover me.

• Better start running, dick.

• Someone will lose their teeth for this.

• I'll tear your tits off.

• What are we fucking doing here?

• This traffic is shit.

• I'm out of booze. Let's go.

• I'm going to get mettle soon.

• Gah.

• What the hell?

• Let's fucking do this.

• I'll make a coward out of you.

• Someone wants to wake up in the hospital.

• I'll rip your arms off.

• You should start running.

• Get ready to cry like a bitch.

• You've got a lot of balls.

• Do you know where you are?

• Hey, you looking for trouble.

• Come on. Punch it, asshole.

• Watch it.

• I'm on him like glue.

• Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

• This guys is fucking trouble.

• Big man, huh? You're too slow.

• I'm sorry. I have to kill you now.

• I got him in my sights.

• You are targeted, asshole.

• Don't move. I will pull this trigger.

MM GRu Hi 2 Full 1

• Russian

• You shit.

• Russian

• Russian

• What? What you say? Russian

• Number thirteen.

• Fuck. This is worse than Communist Party speech day.

• Russian

• Hello?

• Russian

• Russian

• Cripple the fucker.

• You motherfucker.

• Did you see that fucking shit?

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• That guy looks suspicious. Watch him for me.

• If you are cheating, I will kill you.

• Fuck off. Get away from that.

• Russian

• Are you fucking blind?

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• What the fuck is happening to me?

• Russian

• Russian

• Shit. My fucking car.

• Russian

• Russian

• Your weapon. Put that away.

• Don't kill me.

• Fucking asshole.

• There.

• Russian

• He there.

• Russian

• Russian

• You leave or I'll kill you.

• Russian

• Russian

• Get away from my vehicle.

• I could have invented this game.

• I don't believe this shit.

• My new car. Fuck.

• Russian

• No. No no show weapon around here.

• No.

• Russian

• Russian

• Give me some cover.

• Number eight.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• No. You leave from here. Now.

• Russian

• Russian

• I wonder how much money it would take to bribe you, you dumb pig.

• Leave now. Or I will kill you.

• Watch my fucking bike, asshole.

• Now you die.

• Russian

• Russian

• You stupid fucking American.

• Fuck you. No ??? here. Go now.

• Number twenty-five.

• What are you doing? Watch my bike.

• Russian

• Fuck off.

• I hate this game anyway.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Hi, brother. It's me.

• Russian

• Russian

• I hope you watching closely.

• Bye.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Yes.

• Fuck.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Put that away.

• Russian

• Yeah. Destroy them. Fucking destroy them.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• You drive like my grandmother.

• Learn to fucking drive.

• Russian

• Get out of the road or I'll run you down.

• Russian

• Come on.

• Russian

• Don't fuck with me.

• Stay the fuck away from me.

• Russian

• Mudak.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Stay down.

• Kill! Kill!

• I'll make you bleed.

• I'll fuck you up.

• I'll kill you.

• I'll break your face.

• Russian

• Come on.

• Ugh.

• What? You crazy Americans. I don't even understand what you want, you stupid fuck.

• Russian

• Russian

• Get away from here.

• Clear off out of our place.

• Russian

• Russian

• Hey. Get the fuck away from me.

• Hey, you. No fuck about around here.

• Hey, mister. You stop that shit.

• Okay. I got him.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Da.

• I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

• Russian

• Fuck off.

• You'll never fuck with me again.

• Russian

• Give back my car, asshole.

• You stupid moron.

• Thank your God you're not dead.

• If I see you again I will fucking kill you.

• You look like a dirty bitch. I like you.

• Come and suck me dry.

• Fuck. I want to suck your titties.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Hello.

• Russian

• Uh huh.

• Da. Da.

• Russian

• Okay.

• Russian

• Fuck!

• Ah!

• He up there!

• Up there!

• Where the fuck am I? I had the weirdest dream.

• Shit.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Ah. In the fucking leg, you bastard.

• I will cut off both your fucking legs, asshole.

• Shut the fuck up.

• Russian

• Russian

• Come out. We will only kill you a little bit.

• Get behind some cover.

• Careful. Take cover.

• I have him in my sight.

• This fool's about to die.

• Russian

• Thank you.

• Russian

• Let me out.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

MM GRu2 Hi 2 Mini 1

• Give me some cover fire.

• You motherfucker.

• Don't kill me.

• Get out of here, you fuck.

• Get away from there. That is mine. Get away.

• You hit me, you idiot.

• Cover me.

• You should run along, little doggie.

• Shit.

• Shit.

• Move it along.

• Get out of the way.

• Let's go. You're blocking traffic.

• Keep moving, you idiot.

• Aw, shit.

• Hey.

• I must break you.

• You will lose.

• You hit like my wife.

• I'm going to beat you like you were my wife.

• You hit like such a little girl.

• I'm not afraid of you.

• Get out of my way.

• Show some respect.

• Are you kidding me?

• You almost hit me, you son of a bitch.

• Learn how to drive.

• Yeah. I see him.

• Yes. He looks like trouble.

• This guy is up to no good.

• That is mine, you dog.

• Not on my watch.

• If he dies, he dies.

• Goodbye, asshole.

• See you in Hell.

MM GRu2 Lo 2 Gang 1

• I'm bored. Time to chase the dragon.

• Russian

• I need to steal more to pay the bookie. It's like work.

• I know where you live, flatfoot.

• I can't believe you say that out loud.

• Hello.

• You better not lose the ???

• Bastard. I'm bleeding.

• If you say so.

• I got to go back to the gym. It really sucks.

• We better keep an eye on this guy.

• Do not mess with that.

• Everybody shoot.

• I feel like shit. I'm going to kill that unreliable bastard.

• Be serious, you asshole.

• You are an idiot, you know that?

• Watch this guy. I don't like him.

• You have made many enemies today.

• Fucking motherfucker.

• You don't scare me. Put it away.

• If you don't have any junk, get the fuck out of here.

• Okay, okay. I'm down.

• Right there.

• I don't know why I smoke this. There is no rush.

• There.

• Why are you here. Go the fuck away.

• Are you serious?

• It hurts so much.

• Time is up ???

• Absolutely not.

• No! That is mine!

• Put that away. Now.

• No.

• Ow! My knee!

• Cover me.

• These city is not so large. I will find you.

• Hey. We could get a dice game together.

• I think we should let some Americans join the game.

• Arrest me or shut the fuck up.

• You gonna leave? No?

• I'll get you.

• This has gone far enough.

• Hey. Be careful.

• You are asking for it.

• This is the wrong place for you, friend. ???

• I guess you have a point.

• Fuck yourself with a dirty broom.

• I will kill you.

• They should shoot the ???

• Dasvidaniya

• No matter how much I wear, there is still a chill in my bones.

• Why don't you shut the fuck up?

• Goodbye.

• Remove the larynx. Use teeth.

• That is true. I suppose.

• Okay.

• What? What is happening?

• I'm itchy. I need some more stuff.

• Not a good idea. Put it away.

• Go pleasure a dog, you animal.

• Bite the ears! The ears!

• See those birds? Let's bet on which shits first.

• Yeah, very funny.

• You drive like you are steering with your ass.

• Stop checking me out and look at the road.

• Why you ??? like that?

• Is this suddenly a city of old people?

• I wish I had a tanker right now.

• Faster. This city does not sleep, yes?

• What? Are you a pickpocket?

• Stupid clumsy bastard.

• Bastard!

• Asshole!

• Oh!

• Down!

• Get down!

• You think you are big, eh?

• I am small but I'm fast.

• You will feel my strength.

• I feel no pain. Can you say that same?

• Come closer, you pussy.

• I will hit you like a mass rocket.

• I kill, I don't follow.

• What was that, huh?

• You starting on me, friend?

• Yeah. And don't come back.

• Ha ha. Look at him. He is fleeing.

• Hey. Back up.

• Meet me like a man, eh?

• What are you trying to do here?

• Somebody need a little help here?

• We have some trouble ???

• I hear you.

• He won't evade me.

• And who are you?

• Why not just end it here?

• Drop it and what will happen then?

• Yes.

• You fool. I'm not your victim.

• I have no patience for you.

• Didn't your mother tell you not to steal?

• Grind your thief's face in the dirt.

• Wa!

• Ehh!

• Up.

• Up there.

• Shit.

• Fuck.

• Ah! My leg! It is hit!

• You bastard! You shot my leg!

• I will shove that horn down your throat.

• You can make noise? How clever.

• Your goose is cooked, big man.

• Take cover.

• Hide.

• Time to meet your fate.

• This bullet has your name on it.

• I have him.

• Spasibo [Thank you]

• Thank you.

• To be honest, man, I'm kind of jonesing.

MM GTri Hi 2 Mini 1

• Cover me.

• This is gonna get you killed.

• No. You got the wrong guy.

• Get the fuck outta here.

• What the fuck do you think you're doing?

• I'll kill you, asshole.

• I need some cover.

• That's it. Last chance to walk outta here.

• You stupid motherfucker.

• Fuck. Are you from the casino?

• Move it.

• Get a move on.

• What the fuck are you doing?

• Get out of the fucking road.

• Shit.

• Fuck.

• Get ready for some nerve damage.

• Bet you a hundred I put you in the hospital.

• I run the show around here.

• I have the body of an eighteen year old.

• I never get tired of this shit.

• I still like to get my hands dirty.

• I'll cut you up, you rude motherfucker.

• Are you trying to get funny with me, asshole?

• There's a gun on you right now, motherfucker.

• I'm giving you one last chance.

• We need to teach him a lesson.

• Don't worry. I can make him disappear.

• That prick needs to be careful.

• Anything you can do I can do better.

• Learn to respect your elder, you motherfuck.

• I got you right where I want you.

• It's been a pleasure, asshole.

• This is gonna feel good.

MM GTri Hi 1 Full 1

• ???

• Chinese

• Try it. It's good customer to bang in Liberty. We are businessmen.

• You talk too much.

• I will take some of... that.

• Chinese

• Hello?

• Chinese

• You will regret, boy.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese smoke, eat and live forever. Smoking make you brave.

• Chinese

• You crazy. What are you doing?

• Chinese

• Chinese

• House always win. That's why I went into the house business.

• You make me proud.

• You be cursed forever.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• No. I don't pay for that.

• I will know when I see if you put it down now.

• Chinese

• Please. I'm ???

• Stupid monkey.

• He is there!

• Chinese

• OVer there!

• Chinese

• Ah, very intriguing.

• I'm hurt. I'm in pain.

• Leave now if you cannot face a warrior.

• No. Never.

• Stop that.

• Fucking bad luck car.

• Lose the weapon or lose your life.

• No.

• Dammit.

• Chinese

• I will try whatever that is.

• Chinese

• Get lost or I crush your eyeball.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• I will never obey you.

• Now is the last chance to run.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Take that garbage and run if you want to live.

• Number seven, please. Lucky seven.

• Stupid motorcycle.

• Chinese

• Suck my dick.

• Chinese

• Life is like gambling business: I do what I have to to win.

• Goodbye.

• You don't live longer if you quit smoking. It just seem longer.

• No. I do not want disease.

• Hello?

• I heard you loudly.

• Goodbye.

• Chinese

• Yes, I agree.

• Yes.

• You steal from me, you finish.

• It's gonna be a big one!

• Chinese

• Put a weapon away before you get hurt.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• This is the worst driving.

• My blind goldfish can drive better.

• You making me lose money.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Someone call the police. Remove that thing.

• Move. Chinese

• Chinese

• Apologize now.

• Chinese

• Ah!

• Ah!

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Idiot is shooting at us.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• I fight, make money. Wondeful American life.

• I teach you how to fight like a warrior.

• Pity you will die.

• Say sorry and I finish you quickly.

• It's going to be painful and you deserve it.

• I do not follow people.

• Chinese

• You pay for this in next life.

• You, leave now.

• Get outta here.

• You must be more stupid than I thought.

• What the fuck are you doing?

• Who do you think you are?

• That is enough.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• What? I no speak English.

• Yes, of course.

• Chinese

• You are a waste of human life.

• Chinese

• I believe this car is mine.

• You gotta pay to use my car.

• Chinese

• You touch my stuff again, I cut off your balls.

• And I never lose my money or my ride.

• Cats do not steal from a lion.

• Chinese

• So hot.

• Chinese

• Spirit of ancient warrior told me in a dream to invest wisely.

• Chinese Cluckin' Bell Chinese

• Chinese

• Good woman are like good food. Try not to pay for them and ask for more.

• Chinese

• Bye bye.

• Oh. Oh.

• Chinese

• Of course.

• Uh huh. Most definitely.

• Chinese

• Ah!

• Whoa!

• Look up. He is there.

• He is above. There!

• Chinese

• Dammit.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Quiet now. I'm order you.

• Enough car horns. I go deaf, I sue you for a million.

• You finished.

• Nowhere to go now.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Let me out, you idiot.

• What? What'd you say?

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

MM GTri Hi 1 Gang 1

• The symbol addition to money to a relationship clarifies much.

• I'm happy to see you.

• Truly my stock rose hungrier with age.

• You hide behind your badge like a woman.

• In time you will gain wisdom.

• Greetings.

• You must be victorious.

• How dare you.

• You should watch what you say before your elders.

• I value this moment of contemplation.

• Stay will this one. I'll serve him.

• That is mine. You will pay.

• Cover me while I move.

• At my age it is good to have many young women service me.

• Most interesting that you should say that.

• You will see that I have long teeth.

• There's a fox among us.

• Your family will suffer for this.

• No!

• Show some respect and put that away.

• Hey. You do not belong here.

• It should not end like this.

• There!

• This cigarette could only be better if it was ???

• He's there.

• Hey, you. Are you a spy? Huh?

• Ha ha ha. The young are so innocent.

• You have beaten me. Kill me quickly.

• My patience is at an end.

• Terribly sorry, but no.

• You fool. You will learn your mistake.

• You dare draw a weapon before me?

• No.

• What are you doing?

• Cover me.

• You bastard.

• We must dominate Liberty City.

• It is more pleasing to have many whores than one wife.

• Here. You are the powerful one. Owe me here.

• If you will not leave then I must strike.

• What? You challenge me?

• For my ancestors!

• Be more careful, swine.

• Ah! My head.

• Who are you? What do you want?

• Most interesting.

• Go convort with an animal.

• Die!

• I need a young yang to nurish my yin if you know what I mean?

• I hope we shall meet again soon.

• On this day, I truly feel like a man.

• Let us not argue.

• Goodbye and good luck.

• Make short work of this one.

• Yes. Yes, I see.

• Why, yes.

• I vow revenge upon you, swine!

• The flesh one buys is often the most succulent.

• That weapon will not help you here.

• Your ancestors were dogs and swine.

• Do not dishonor your brothers!

• Soon we shall be more powerful than you can imagine.

• Stop. Do not say foolish things.

• You drive like an idiot.

• Ha ha. You are utterly incompetent.

• Faster or I'll send you to your grave.

• Do you think this is funny? You laugh?

• Please. This is not acceptable.

• Can we please get this moving?

• Hey.

• Fool.

• Watch out.

• We must duck.

• Get down. He is accurate.

• It is long since I had to defend myself.

• You are not prepared for this.

• Now will you see what I can unleash.

• I am old but do not think me weak.

• Bow before me.

• Apologize and be spared.

• I would not waste my time on one such as you.

• Fool. Show some respect.

• I should strike you down where you stand.

• Away with you, inferior person.

• Stay far away from us.

• Coward. Leave your vehicle.

• Face me like a warrior.

• Do it. Do it now.

• I see that there is some trouble here.

• Such insolence must be repaid.

• No detail of his movements will escape me.

• I will observe him closely.

• The stranger bears watching.

• You think I'm a fool to stand unarmed?

• I will not surrender to you.

• Certainly.

• You lack the power of will.

• Huh? you have let an old man best you.

• Like a chess master, I defeat you with wits.

• Get on the ground like a criminal.

• Ah!

• Wha!

• He's up there.

• Up there. You see him?

• Shit.

• ???

• My leg! Shit.

• Ah! I've been hit.

• You have shattered my peace.

• Silence!

• We are all around you. You are defeated.

• Conceal yourselves.

• Seek cover.

• And now you die.

• The fatal shot is mine.

• Long have I waited for this.

• Thank you.

• I am most grateful.

• Today you sealed your fate: death.

MM GTri Hi 1 Mini 1

• Is somebody cover me or what?

• You're a fucking dead man.

• Fuck. Enough already. You made your point.

• I'm only gonna tell you once. Fuck off.

• I'll break your face, you fucking idiot.

• Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

• Here. Who got my back?

• Fuck off. Asshole.

• I'll fucking kill you.

• Are you outta your fucking mind?

• I'm five seconds from fucking somebody up.

• What the fuck are you doing? Move it.

• Hey, shit-for-brains, get a move on.

• What the fuck is this, retarded hour?

• Fuck you.

• Motherfucker!

• I can make this quick and just ???

• Time to sweat out that jar of mayonaise.

• A little bit of exercise. Just like the doctor said.

• Fuck. I'm one cheeseburger away from a heart attack.

• My chest tighter than a nat's ass.

• ???

• You want me to teach you manners, motherfucker?

• I'm the last person you wanna fuck with, bitch.

• You're gonna be in a whole world of shit.

• You got any idea who you're fucking with?

• Have you seen the size of me, motherfucker?

• Don't worry. I've got my eye on him.

• Yeah. Thinks he some kind of badass.

• That punk is really starting to piss me off.

• Welcome to carjacking master class.

• Now, that's how you jack a car, asshole.

• That's it. Stay right there.

• Time to put this fucker down.

• There he is. I love this job.

MM GTri Hi 2 Full 1

• Hello.

• I don't want therapy, but the lawyer says I have to.

• What's that? Can you say in Chinese?

• I need soda. A big one.

• You are repeating yourself.

• Hello.

• Keep it up. Keep it up.

• Big mistake, asshole.

• What the fuck was that?

• All you do is talk, talk, talk.

• Methols give me headache.

• He looks liek trouble.

• Back off!

• Keep shooting. I'm going in.

• Ah!

• I need to win the lottery. Big time.

• I know what you mean.

• Get your fucking hands off me.

• Hey. Look over there.

• That's a Triad car.

• Dio.

• Your breath stinks.

• Put that away. Are you crazy?

• Chinese

• Ah. That hurts. That hurts. Ah.

• You just fucked with a Triad.

• Chinese

• Coughing up blood is bad. Right?

• Over there.

• We don't like your kind around here. Go away.

• You told me this a million times.

• Chinese

• Leave now.

• Nah.

• You don't want to do that.

• Nah.

• Ow!

• Cover me.

• What? No ketchup? You crazy?

• The Triads will hunt you down!

• Did you clear this with the Triads?

• This doctor wants to sue me because I broke his finger. Can you believe that?

• I know. Speak English, officer.

• Go away or die. Your choice.

• You see me, huh?

• Die!

• Hey! Watch my bike, asshole.

• Hey!

• What do you think you're doing here? Get lost.

• Where's our tribute? Tell me.

• I need two number twos.

• Asshole!

• Yeah.

• Fuck off.

• I'll get you.

• Do you know how much that therapy costs?

• Chinese

• I need to quit.

• You look like a circus clown.

• Chinese My cell is dead.

• I know what you're saying.

• Goodbye.

• Watch his left.

• This is true.

• Yes.

• Fucking idiot. You know who I am?

• It's gonna blow!

• I need to strangle someone, you know? To work the stress out.

• Hey. Put that down.

• Screw you.

• Therapy is a bitch.

• All you do is talk, talk, talk.

• Hey. Ask your boyfriend to teach you to drive.

• Motherfucker.

• Chinese

• I'm getting fucking angry.

• Need to go. Hurry up.

• You are too slow.

• Chinese

• Shut the fuck up. I need to kill this guy.

• Ah!

• Watch out.

• No!

• Yeah!

• The fucking maniac.

• Chinese

• I'll pop your head like a zit.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Come here.

• You wanna fucking die?

• I follow Triads. Who you follow?

• Chinese

• Ha. You lost, little man?

• Get the fuck outta here. Run.

• Chinese

• Hey. What are you doing?

• Move back. Move back.

• Back up, asshole.

• You causing trouble?

• Hey tough man, you wanna pick on me?

• I see him.

• The ugly one?

• Chinese

• Make me, cop.

• Chinese

• Hi.

• Filthy idiot.

• You waste of life.

• Just overdose and get it over with.

• Give me that.

• You coward. Face me.

• Eat shit, motherfucker.

• I return.

• Come on.

• Chinese

• You beautiful. Baby bitch.

• I will love you like a mountain gorilla.

• Come here, baby. Where you going?

• Yeah. I did what you told me to do.

• No. He will not make it to the courthouse.

• Okay. I understand.

• Okay. I will try to be more gentle next time.

• Should I just break his fingers?

• Chinese

• Okay. Chinese

• Uh huh.

• Mhm.

• Yes.

• Okay.

• Not today. No.

• Whoa!

• ???

• Up there.

• Look up.

• Ugh. I don't feel too good.

• Dio.

• Dammit.

• Oh no.

• What the hell?

• Chinese

• Bastard! Ah!

• Too much noise. Stop.

• My ears are bleeding. Stop.

• It's all over now.

• Hey, tough man. There is no escape.

• He's shooting.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Look at me.

• Here I am.

• Thank you.

• Chinese

• Stop the car. The Triads will chop you up like a fucking chicken.

• Speak louder please.

• I need a new phone. I can't hear you.

• What?

• Hello? You still there?

• Say again.

MM GTri Hi 2 Gang 1

• I just love fucking those waspy chicks uptown. They're so fucking dirty, you know?

• Hello?

• American girls are so fucking easy. I love fucking them.

• You don't fucking scare me, cop. Fuck you.

• Fuck yeah.

• Hi.

• Rip those eyeballs out.

• My fucking car.

• You're fucking right.

• I'm fucking bored of smoking on the fucking street.

• Look out. Whose this character? You better keep an eye on him.

• Go fuck off out of here.

• Give me some fucking cover.

• This whole fucking place is gonna be ours very soon, you know?

• I'm with you, man.

• Get the fuck off me. What are you trying to do?

• Look at this fucking guy. Don't let him out of your sight.

• I'l get you, you cocksucker.

• Fuck.

• Put your fucking weapon away.

• Get off me, man. You got the wrong fucking guy.

• Look.

• Look at us standing out here like fucking hobos. They need to let us smoke inside.

• There.

• Ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

• I don't wanna die.

• Run away. Go on, you fucking bitch.

• No. No.

• Get the fuck away from me.

• Put it away when you're around here.

• No.

• Fucking asshole.

• Cover me, you assholes.

• I'll get you, you motherfucker.

• All this fucking pussy hanging around is making me horny.

• Nobody fights as good as the Chinese. Nobody can argue with that.

• What's your problem? Need some help with your kid's college? You fucking pig.

• Run away like the dog that you are.

• My fucking bike.

• I'm coming to get you, you motherfucker.

• You fuck.

• Get the fuck away from me.

• I'm with you on that.

• Fuck off.

• Now you're going donw.

• You should have heard last night. American girls scream like animals.

• Bye.

• They need to fucking let us smoke inside again.

• That's what I was thinking.

• See ya.

• Show that fucker we mean business.

• I know what you mean.

• Yes.

• Ah! What the fuck are you doing?

• We need to start playing Mahjong again, you know.

• Put that fucking weapon down.

• Screw you.

• Roundhouse kick. Roundhouse kick.

• I was up all night fucking. It makes me want to sleep all day.

• Oh, yeah.

• You should not be allowed on the fucking road.

• Get off the fucking road.

• Move yourself.

• Get out of the fucking way.

• Fuck. Not again.

• This fucking city drives me nuts.

• Oh, fuck off.

• Get the fuck away from me.

• Cocksucker.

• Fucking bastard.

• Motherfucker.

• Shit. Duck.

• Get down!

• You stupid fucking animal.

• I'll cut you in half.

• I can snap your leg with my bare hands.

• I'll twist your fucking head off.

• I'm gonna break your fucking legs.

• Prepare to have your bones broken.

• I am not fucking following you, you stupid asshole.

• Who are you fucking bumping into, huh?

• Hey, when you see me coming, back the fuck up.

• Clear the fuck away from here.

• You better fuck off. Go on.

• Asshole. You could fucking kill me like that.

• Stay calm. What's your fucking problem.

• Get the fuck away from me.

• What the fuck are you doing, huh?

• Do you want me to do that to you, huh? Stupid bastard.

• I'll watch him. Don't worry.

• I've got him covered.

• Shit. What's the fucking problem here?

• You know who I am? You don't fuck with me like that, pig.

• Get off my fucking case. You lucky I don't fucking shoot you in the face.

• Okay.

• Give me my fucking car back, fucking little bitch.

• I should fucking kill you.

• Fucking piece of shit.

• You're such a fucking cocksucker.

• Fuck me!

• Oh shit!

• Look.

• Up there.

• Oh, fuck.

• Shit.

• Ah! My fucking knee.

• What the fuck? Ah!

• Will you shut the fuck up? Now.

• Can you shut the fuck up?

• We got you surrounded, you fucking animal.

• Find some cover!

• Take cover!

• I'm gonna take this ghost down.

• Watch the fucker fall.

• Watch me blow his brains out.

• Thank you.

• Thanks.

• No! What the fuck are you trying to do to me?

MM GunNut 1

• You give guns a bad name, buddy.

• You picked the wrong American to fuck with, pal.

• Not from these cold, dead hands, buddy.

• Whoa. Watch it, pal.

• That's a thirty-eight caliber attitude you've got there, asshole.

• Hey. In America, we say "excuse me".

• Alright. This ain't the first time I had a piece pulled on me.

• The weapon's one thing. You gotta know how to use it.

• Mister, guns are for recreation, not intimidation.

• Aw, fuck! My leg!

• Shit. My leg. God dammit.

• Oh Jesus, that hurts!

• Thanks.

• Thank you.

• Thanks for that.

MM GunNut 1 Help 1

• Start a fight in a gun shop? What's next, rob a prison?

• Shoot to kill, boys.

• Hey, genius. You are seriously outgunned.

• You shoulda kept your receipt.

• Whoa. Look at this tough guy.

• You are ruining guns for the rest of us.

• You're dead meat, fucker.

• Ha ha ha. Alright. Some action.

MM GunNut 1 Help 2

• It's your funeral, buddy.

• Kill him before the cops get here.

• Nobody fucks with Steve.

• Good job. We got guns too.

• I never get tired of this.

• Damn, we get some difficult customers.

• Another happy customer, huh?

• Off this guy already.

MM HPorter 1

• Hello.

• Get the fuck out of here, you piece of shit.

• Hello.

• Don't shoot. Don't shoot.

• Somebody help me. He's got a gun.

• Stop that, you piece of shit.

• The sick fuck's got a gun.

• Yes.

• That was uncalled for.

• I make no trouble. Leave me alone.

• He's over there.

• The pig fucker went that way.

• Police! Police!

• How dare you, you, you motherfuck.

• Yes.

• I call cops. You are fucked, my friend.

• Who asked you?

• Get the fuck away from me.

• No.

• He's got a gun.

• Don't you have some yardies to shake down?

• That's him over there.

• Get me a number ten and don't spit in my food.

• Fuck you, you piece of shit.

• Get a real job.

• Goodbye.

• The filthy gypsie has stolen my money.

• So long.

• No.

• Eat pig shit.

• That fucker's got a gun.

• Get out of the way, you stupid asshole.

• Move, you idiot.

• Move it, you worthless whore.

• Get that fucking piece of shit out of here.

• Move your piece of shit.

• Will this fucking idiot move already?

• Get the fuck out of my way.

• Sorry.

• Oopsie daisy.

• Pardon me.

• Watch where you going.

• Have you tried looking up your ass?

• Motherfuck you.

• Hey.

• Watch it.

• Eat shit.

• Excuse me.

• Excuse me, please.

• Your mother was a whore and sleeps with pigs.

• I'm going to fuck you in the asshole.

• I will make you my prostitute, you worthless asshole.

• Fuck you, man. Leave me alone.

• Go bother someone else.

• I have no time for this foolishness.

• Get away from me.

• I not follow you, crazy asshole.

• Some scumfuck just stole my fucking car, buddy.

• He's up there.

• That's the son of a bitch up there.

• There he is, up there.

• My God.

• I owe you a great debt. Thank you.

• Son of bitch.

• Whoa.

• My God.

• You broke my leg, man.

• You shoot my leg.

• Son of bitch.

• Whoa.

• My God.

• Thank you.

• I appreciate it greatly.

• I... I don't want no trouble.

• Let me out.

• Get the fuck out.

• Get your own car, horsefucker.

• The guests here make me sick.

• Can I go on break now?

• I had sex with another guest.

• I am so bored.

• Get a real job.

MM KoreaCook 1

• Get lost, loser.

• Hey there.

• Don't push me. I don't care who you are.

• Get the Hell out.

• Stop or I'll make ya.

• Hey.

• I did nothing to deserve this.

• Go away before I kill you.

• He's got a gun.

• Out of here.

• You think I'm a pushover?

• Yeah.

• Tired of this shit.

• Don't shoot!

• Look! There he is!

• He's right there!

• You gonna pay for this.

• Yeah.

• Leave before I beat the Hell out of you.

• Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• He's going to shoot me!

• Absolutely not.

• That's a gun. I'm outta here.

• This is bullshit. I don't need to take this.

• He's there!

• I'll take number nine.

• Go fuck yourself.

• Nah.

• So long.

• Hey! I was just mugged!

• See ya.

• No.

• Screw you and your dog.

• You want me to use you for target practice?

• Who the hell is blocking the way?

• I'm going to strange the idiot blocking the way.

• Move it. You don't want to get me upset.

• If you don't want me to smack you, get going.

• I'm going to count to ten. You better move.

• Do you want me to kick your ass?

• Get moving, moron.

• Whoa.

• Hey.

• What the fuck?

• What's your problem?

• Moron.

• Not in the mood. Get lost.

• Hey!

• Watch it.

• What the hell?

• Hey, asshole.

• Whoa!

• Coming through, please.

• Excuse me.

• Come get me.

• Show me what you've got.

• Is that all you got?

• You can do better than that.

• I don't need that shit.

• No fucking way.

• Crazy motherfucker.

• Lunatic.

• Wacko.

• Not me.

• Look up. He's there.

• He's up there. You see?

• Up there. That's him.

• Oh man.

• Unbelievable.

• I'm back. I love this country.

• Ah. For crying out loud.

• Oh, man.

• Shit.

• Shit. Shit. Shit.

• Grunts of pain

• Oh no.

• Thought I'd seen everything.

• Unbelievable.

• Thanks.

• Hey, thanks.

• Thanks a lot.

• Stop! Let me out, asshole.

• You don't wanna take me with you. I have trouble dealing with my anger.

• Come on. Don't do this.

• Let me out. I got a wife.

• Let me out, you scumbag.

MM LoonyWhite

• Which are you: a lion or a dog?

• I've seen you before.

• You think I'm crazy. Well I am.

• I need you, you need me. I love you. Love me back.

• Why are you following me?

• Class, box, houses and your mortgages and your health worries.

• They have men made of chocolate.

• Hey, hey. Are you listening to me? You listening to me?

• Biology doesn't exist. It's a lie.

• Ah. I know too much!

• Ride the wave. You hear me? Ride the wave.

• You are building your own Hell. I've been to the other side.

• You are being harvested by a marketing machine.

• It's physics. That's all. It's physics.

• You're not free. You're slaves!

• This stuff makes you think those thoughts.

• I heard it when I was flying. And the voices liked my voice.

• I've been to the factory. I love you.

• Oh, you're good.

• You who don't even love themselves. You who live in shame.

• The governments lies to us. They put robots in the drinking water.

• He's over there.

• They have pizzas as big as this city.

• I am not and you can't make me be.

• I love you. I love you.

• I love you. That makes me crazy?

• They.

• The machine cannot be stopped.

• You are tiny rays of light. Don't be rays of darkness.

• Be like a lion. Loving its prey.

• Over there. Ya see him?

• I think that's the dude.

• Except it was saying strange words. And the words, they were...

• The television is a lie. The government is a lie. The government is trying to kill you.

• Hey. Hey. You gotta listen to me. You gotta hear me. Are you listening?

• Or you'll end up in darkness.

• They have a prize for the person with the biggest heart, not the biggest wallet.

• Okay, but I'm watching you.

• And your therapists. It's lies.

• Want to harvest your dead body and turn it into cheese!

• Don't be a... a... a... dog. Humping society's leg.

• They are lying to you.

• I have been there and it is incredible. They have flying elephants.

• Here me. When I say this, I have been to the other side.

• But it's not me. It's a voice. I heard this voice.

• The reptilians have come for me!

• You think you know the answers? With your dumb little lies. With your...

• Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm speaking to you. I'm talking to you.

• The world is not the way it seems.

• I've been there. It's not nice. It's not love. You want love don't you? Love!

• In a thousand years, the fish will rule again.

• You call me crazy. You're the crazy ones. You who hate.

• It's not real, man.

• There he is.

• I'm a lion not a dog.

• Come on. All of you. Come on. It's not too late. You can be saved.

• Beautiful. Really beautiful.

• I know which I'd rather be. I've taken the drugs. I know.

• Why don't you suck my cerebellum?

• Well you shaved be ashamed of yourselves.

• Get outta here while you still can.

• Be a vision of truth.

• It's a lie. It's all lies.

• Go. Before they see you.

• Freedom is a lie. They use drugs to control you. They did it to me for a long time.

• Love me. Somebody, please. I need you, you need me. I love you.

• You need love.

• They, they, they, they, they, they put spies in the toilets to watch us.

• Believe me. I love you.

• You are capable of loving.

• They want you dead. They. Them. They're putting stuff into the air.

• You think it's a joke. The joke's on you. They're killing you.

• I only hate lies!

• Stop messing with my head, okay?

• You're a probability wave. In space.

• Don't be a walking lie. Be a person of love.

• A subterranean super race is databasing our DNA.

• If I kill a dog and nobody sees me, does it really die?

• So much noise. Eating into me. Don't look at the man behind the curtain.

• You look but you don't see. Society is in decay. We are puppets.

• This is all too linear for me. My face is melting.

• I wanna be buried in space. Away from the black helicopters.

• Terrorists!

• Murderers!

• The revolution!

• Come on!

• So much bacteria. My intestines are rotting.

• My saliva tastes funny. They're trying to poison me.

• They are not your thoughts. You hear me?

• Look, man. Evolution and revolution must collide.

• One day you'll realize it's all been a lie, man. A dream.

• Listen, man. Without understanding, we're just leaves in the wind.

• There he is. I see him.

• Up there.

• Officer, it's the terrorists. They've come for me.

• Police. They're shooting. I... I know too much.

• They took me to their planet. A comet is coming.

• What the heck is going on?

• Everybody, run for the hills!

• Order is an illusion. Fragmentation is inevitable.

• Ah! Enemy fire! Enemy fire!

• No! That dictatorship is closing in.

• It's all gone horribly wrong. I must stay awake.

• Hey, man. Are you working for the government?

• This is the end. They've come for my organs!

• You think I don't know who you are? I see you watching me.

MM MidTown 1 BD1

• Don't shoot me.

• Fuck!

• Easy now.

• Are you kidding me?

• Oh, shit! Oh, shit

• What the fuck do you think you're doing?

• Where did you learn how to drive?

• Oh, he's got a gun.

• Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• Get out of the way.

• Get off the road, dummy.

• I should just hit you.

• Move it.

• Get that thing moving.

• Sorry.

• Whoa. Sorry.

• Watch where you going.

• Hey!

• What are you, blind?

• Watch it!

• Leave me alone.

• Yeah, like I'd fight you.

• Fuck off.

• Tell me I didn't just see that.

MM MidTown 1 BN1

• Look out! Psycho's got a gun!

• Run!

• He's got a piece.

• Relax there, buddy.

• Get outta the way.

• What the fuck you think you are?

• Shit.

• You crazy son of a bitch!

• You jerk.

• Get out my way.

• Don't kill me.

• I need help.

• Holy shit.

MM PHarbroN 1

• Ya'll cash is like a strip club. Straight booty.

• Yo, how you gonna play my ride out?

• Yo, whatup? How's it hanging?

• Man, what the fuck is your problem?

• Man, I did my time. Stop sweating.

• Yo, money. You got them sparks?

• Don't you speak English. Get out of my house-O.

• Ya'll suckers need a good manager like me to straighten ya'll out.

• Yo. Whatup? How you livin'?

• Why ya always stressing a brother?

• You think I'm a chump, chump?

• Ya'll need some policy from a hustler like me.

• Yo, how you gonna dis my car, G?

• Back the fuck up off me.

• Alright, big man. I'm out.

• Wish I could do more. I...

• Alright, G. I'm backing fuck up.

• This car put food on my plate, G.

• This cig was like a dollar bill in the pin.

• I'll beat the breaks off your ass, motherfucker.

• Be cool, G. Don't do nothing crazy.

• Man, I paid my debt to society.

• Yo, how you gonna dis my ride, G?

• I ain't going out like this.

• Oh, my car. You can't be serious.

• Stay off that shit, G. It's no good.

• Aw, my wheels. You can't be serious.

• You just played yourself, G.

• Damn, money. My car's jacked now.

• Yeah, I could dig that.

• I ain't no sucka to be jacking.

• Yo, you type foul, G.

• Nah, I gotta pass a piss test for my P.O.

• Yo, how you gonna play my car out?

• My car. Aw, how am I gonna make ends?

• Hey man, I ain't strapped, okay?

• You, you see him over there playing himself out?

• I could smoke more places in the bing than I can on the outside.

• Yeah, he over playing himself.

• Say man, just put the tooly down.

• It ain't much, but here you go.

• Back the fuck up off my ride.

• Yeah. That's all good.

• My wheels. Ah, how am I gonna make ends?

• Yo, how you gonna shit on my car?

• Do I need to say it in sign language? Get the fuck out.

• Yo, how you gonna shit on my wheels?

• Yo, bless me with some hand wipes, G.

• Fuck you. I ain't giving up shit.

• Oh, it's like that?

• No doubt, baby boy. Be safe out here.

• Yo, that ain't nothing to play with, G.

• A'ight, big man. We'll see.

• Have you lost your mind, G?

• Nah, I'm good.

• I ain't got no jammy on me. Just be cool.

• Yo, I know my rights. I ain't saying shit.

• Man, listen. He right there, G.

• These wheels put food on my plate, B.

• Yeah, let me get down with number seven.

• I'm trying to tell you.

• Stop talking, keep walking.

• Na, they testing my piss nowadays.

• See ya. Peace, G.

• Yo, this cat's running in my pockets, yo. Help.

• Man, trying to change your life around is no joke.

• Yo, I ain't got much change. What's the happs?

• Man, listen...

• I'm ghost, man. Be easy.

• Nah. I'm straight.

• Speak your mind, baby.

• Aw. You think I went soft?

• Don't even play yourself. Keep it moving.

• Alright, big man. I'm ghost, okay?

• My car. This is my only transport, G.

• Stop gawking, keep walking.

• I got a marketing class. Move it.

• Move, yo. Stop playing yourself.

• Yo, keep it moving. What the fuck?

• I'm making moves so move it.

• Yo, the light's green. What the fuck?

• Yo, drive. I got a marketing class.

• Stop ??? and drive, man.

• Drive, yo. Stop playing yourself.

• Make move, G. What the fuck?

• Give that hoopty some gas, G.

• You ain't diesel. Man, stop playing.

• Easy, you. You made close.

• Yo, chill.

• I don't go that way.

• Yo, get out my grill, man. I'm serious.

• Back the fuck up. For real.

• Yo. Help a brother out right quick.

• I can't do nothing for ya, G.

• Slow down, G.

• Get off that crack.

• Chill, homeboy.

• Stop playing, G.

• Get off that dust.

• Back the fuck up, G.

• Beg pardon. Sorry. Excuse me.

• Watch it, G. Coming through. Sorry.

• Let's shoot the fair one, G.

• What you know about fifty-two blocks?

• Yeah. I won twenty straight fights in the pin.

• You wanna throw hands? ???

• Yeah, whoop on they head, G.

• I ain't seen a good fight since I was in the joint.

• Body punches, man. Turn 'em out.

• Drop him like a bad habit, G.

• Fuck they monkey ass up.

• Ya'll fighting like some bitches.

• Fuck this. I'm still on parole.

• You're lucky I got business to attend to.

• Man, if it wasn't for my P.O...

• I'm going uptown to get my crew.

• You lucky I got a meeting in ten minutes.

• Following you? Stop playing yourself.

• Some white foreigner just played me out.

• I just got stuck from my wheels by a Russian dude.

• Yeah, man. I'm only getting fifteen points on those shows and deals. Right now I'm spending more than I make.

• I thought that street team hustle was the move but LCPD tear down my snipes, my posters and they fine me.

• Man, all I know is I need to show legit income to my P.O. and this under-the-table shit is whack.

• If our own crew could see me now, sucking off dudes just to get radioplay or a showday, it's a damn shame.

• I'm thirty-four years old. I ain't trying to be no motherfucking internet, G. I need that cheese, nah I'm saying?

• What's the happs?

• All goes, G. Stay positive.

• Word to mother.

• You know what I'm saying?

• Word up, money.

• Word. Word.

• Yeah, I acknowledge that.

• I'm saying, G.

• No bullshit?

• Damn, that ??? crazy.

• Yeah he up there. Playing himself.

• You see him up there? Playing himself out.

• Man, listen. He up there, G.

• I seen the light at the tunnel. It said keep following your dream.

• Aw, damn.

• Aw, fuck.

• Yo, somebody call wreck over here.

• Damn, they bunk wild out here.

• Yo, somebody wild the fuck out.

• Oh man. I hate this shit.

• Chill, G. I ain't in the street no more.

• Damn, money. My last pair too.

• Motherfucker. What the fuck?

• Aw, shit. G. These streets is fucked.

• Yo. Thanks. That's real.

• Yo. Thanks, G. Word up.

• Stop playing and let me out, G.

• I ain't jumping out no moving car.

• Let me out this motherfucking hoopty.

• Yo, stop bullshitting. Let me out.

• Pull over, G. This ain't my beef.

MM PHarbron 1 BD1

• Hey, hey, you the man up in this piece. No doubt.

• My car! Pull your head out your ass, man.

• Who's this blood pulling me out of my ride?

• Damn. What the hell's wrong with people around here?

• I'm too fat to run but I'll do it this one time.

• Don't be messing with a black man's car.

• Ain't you got no respect for a dude's short?

• Hey, look here, daddio. I'm... I'm gonna be on my way.

• Easy. Easy. You messing up my vine, son.

• If it ain't one thing, it's the motherfucking next.

• Yo, blood. Move it.

• Don't make me hit the gas. I'll do it, hear?

• Come on, man, move it. I got hot sex waiting on a plate.

• Hurry up, man. Got me a mmm young freak waiting.

• Don't step on the shoes, hear?

• Get your hand out my pocket.

• Ease up, son. I ain't gonna play with your ass.

• Damn, baby.

• Trifling mother.

• Ain't got no sense.

• I'm too pretty to fight but not to big to run.

• Fighting in the street? I'm a grown ass man.

• You lucky I ain't got my pistol, son.

• Whoa. High John the Conqueror, what was that?

MM PHarborN 1 BN1

• You fucking crazy?

• This don't make sense.

• Quit playing.

• I ain't fucking with no diet.

• The ladies love big boys.

• I can't fuck with no skinny bitches.

• Hey, you're crazy.

• You crazy fuck!

• Fucking asshole.

• I ain't got shit to prove.

• I'm no gangster.

• Let's not go there.

• Ain't that a bitch?

MM Pilot

• Somebody shoot me.

• Taxi.

• Hi.

• Ha. You do not frighten me.

• You cannot treat me like this. I am a German Airline pilot.

• Ugh.

• ??? dick. Get out.

• Hello?

• This sucks my schlong.

• I'm never drinking again.

• You dare to disrespect me?

• Get down!

• He's trying to kill me!

• I haven't slept for three days and I still drive better than you, imbeciles.

• You're crazy. Ha ha, I love it.

• You win this time but we will meet again.

• I'm not going to fight you. It's a rental.

• Ha ha. Take no prisoners.

• You will regret the day you ever crossed me.

• Ah! He's got a gun!

• Let me make it up to you the only way I know how.

• Get your hands off of me.

• Oh no. I'm not drunk enough for this.

• You had better sleep with one eye open my friend because I am coming for you.

• Ugh. That hurts. The curse of the stick shift.

• Yes.

• What have you got against the Germans?

• Do you really think I need to pay for sex?

• Take cover!

• I will hunt you down if it's the last thing I do!

• He's over there.

• Faster!

• There he is.

• I cannot die today.

• I order you to step away from that vehicle.

• ??? Until the next time.

• Ja.

• Schizer. I'm never going to make it to the airport.

• You dare to step foot on my property? Get out now.

• Drive like the wind.

• Ah. You dare to challenge me?

• And to think we gave this country the hamburger.

• This is getting a bit too real.

• Ah. That guy really fucked me over.

• No.

• I want to go home.

• Are you going to arrest me under the Patriot Act? Ha ha ha ha.

• German

• That ruben. Over there.

• Whoa. Kamikaze.

• My God. Where is your sense of order?

• A number six, please. And hold the ???

• My word is my bond. It was an innocent massage after the long flight.

• Get back here, you swine!

• Don't be like that, my little teddy bear. Let's make love one more time, full throttle.

• Random drug testing has ruined my life.

• Auf wiedersehen.

• Help! I've been assaulted!

• Farewell.

• Nein.

• This is my taxi German

• I wlil never surrender this vehicle.

• But you know you're the only woman for me, my German

• Keep in line. This is descending into anarchy.

• Schizer. Terrorist attack.

• You drive like I fly.

• Hey, you. How do you fancy getting involved in a three way?

• Ugh. Come in. I can't hold this chino and a hot dog for much longer.

• Get a move on. I'm touching the cloth in here.

• This ??? is suffocating.

• Ugh. Come on. I want to feel the wind in my hair.

• Move it. Those air hostesses are not going to seduce themselves.

• Get away. What are you, suicide bomber?

• Don't make me teach you lesson.

• Ha ha. I laugh in your face.

• German

• My loins burn for action.

• My hands are lethal weapons.

• Instinct is my compass. Fly by the seat of your pants.

• Nein!

• German

• Dive! Dive!

• For glory!

• Out of way. Pilot coming through.

• Make way. Get out of the way.

• They felt like little sissies.

• So much testosterone. I love it.

• Danger defines me.

• I live for this shit!

• I've never felt so alive!

• Why is this such an aphrodisiac?

• Why would I want to follow anyone when I exude such raw magnetism?

• Your stench offends me.

• In my country, washing is not a crime.

• I too sleep in my own filth occassionaly.

• I serve you notice that I have been the subject of a terrible crime.

• How can you suggest such a thing, Suzie? I mean, Sandra.

• Come on. Let me take you to ??? and back.

• How I long to bury my weapon of mass desuction in your Gaza Strip.

• Does my girth astound you? Is that what this is about?

• No woman can resist the powerful thrust of my jet engine.

• Hello. This is your captain speaking.

• Okay. So call me back later. You know you want to.

• Uh huh.

• Uh huh.

• Uh huh.

• Sshh.

• Mhm.

• No.

• How can I...?

• Nein.

• Argh!

• Ahh!

• That's the guy.

• He's up there.

• Look. There he is.

• Police. We are under the attack.

• A battle unfolds before my eyes.

• 911, help.

• Police, help me. There are people shooting.

• Nothing can defeat me. I live to fly another day.

• Schizer.

• Ah. I've got to get back to Heidelberg.

• This wasn't in the tourist guide.

• Schizer. My leg. Terrorists.

• Ah! That's really gonna hurt when I sober up.

• Ah. This city is filthy.

• Schizer! What was that?

• Thank you.

• Danka.

• Stop this car. I know Karate.

• Let me out. I'm German.

• Where are you taking me?

• What do you want? I only have Euro.

• Schizer. That was close.

• Hey. Are you trying to kill me?

MM Pilot 1 BD1

• A pistol. He has a pistol!

• Not my car. No.

• Don't kill me.

• Aw shit, my car.

• Don't shoot. I'm not American.

• Stop! Don't hurt my vehicle.

• Aw no, no, no, no.

• Oh no. No shooting.

• I just... I don't wanna die.

• What is this? This country is mad.

• Who is this idiot?

• Are you out of your mind? Please.

• What is this vehicle?

• Move that, please. Someone.

• Excuse me.

• You know you bumped me.

• Oh no!

• Please. Careful. Careful.

• Aw, no. Fucking no.

• Ah! No. I don't think so.

• No way.

• Holy shit. No fight for me.

• Oh, wow.

MM Pilot BN1

• Get outta the way.

• Help!

• He's got a gun.

• What are you doing?

• Don't push me.

• Oh, I'm sorry.

• Idiot.

• Watch out.

• Moron.

• Get the hell away from me.

• Leave me alone.

• I don't want to fight you.

• What the fuck?

MM PIndus 1

• Give me a break.

• Try working for a living, asshole.

• Cool out. I'm not an immigrant.

• I'm so hungry I could eat shit.

• Get the fuck out.

• Hey. Suck dick. You'd be better.

• What's up?

• What are you doing?

• This shit sucks.

• Watch it, hamster stuffer.

• Double welfare piece of shit.

• Please. I'm a republican.

• No. I have a family.

• Come learn why the war is good.

• Watch it, liberal shitheads.

• Come hear a conserative genius.

• Isn't it shit how the immigrants take our jobs?

• You want a gunshot wound, shithead?

• This country is screwed.

• I'm calling the cops.

• What illegal just hit me?

• I know more than you anyway.

• Please, I'd rather suck my own dick.

• Help! Poor person after me.

• My brother's a cop.

• I'm ready to start torching illegals.

• But I'm moving to Texas.

• Yeah, I reckon so.

• You just hit a real American.

• You're about to die.

• Hey. Check it out.

• You got anything American-made in here?

• Screw you. I don't like your kind.

• Don't shoot me, street trash.

• Reagan was right.

• Holy shit. He's gonna kill me.

• Easy, man. I'm a PBA member.

• One of you immigrants get me some food.

• I told my mom that the other day.

• That's trash for immigrants.

• Please, help. A dirty shithead robbed me.

• Can you believe the liberals?

• No thanks, slut.

• Hey. Is Steve the Bear there?

• It makes my balls go cold.

• Nah. I don't think so.

• You are so right on.

• You fucking illegal immigrant.

• Hey, sissy. Move.

• Dumb liberal. You protesting?

• Hey. It's America. Try moving.

• You union asshole. Outta the street.

• Hey. Rainbow dick. Move it.

• I got shit to do. Move.

• You are trying my patience.

• I'll kick you in the shit shoot.

• You brain damaged? Move.

• You high, stupid?

• Welfare queen.

• Someone wants a fight.

• Where can I get a hummer around here?

• Hell if I know. Buzz off.

• watch out.

• Whore.

• Limp dick.

• Rip some shit up.

• Kill that foreigner.

• Alright. Ass whopping.

• I'm going to get my AK.

• Stay there. I'll be right back.

• I'm outta here.

• Screw you, fucktard.

• You're paranoid.

• Hey, street trash. I work.

• I'd like to get shitfaced all day too.

• You're why America is failing.

• Hey. Nice ass, baby.

• You wanna come put that on my face? Ha.

• Let me draw your meat curtains. Ha ha ha.

• He shit in a doll house?

• Yeah. I fucking hate the homeless.

• Liberals are douchebags.

• If I see one more immigrant...

• She's horny. Her sister is too.

• Hey. How you doing, ???

• Cool. See ya at the show.

• No doubt.

• You serious?

• Uh huh.

• Yeah?

• That's insane.

• You didn't kiss me on the mouth, did you?

• Fuck.

• Eat my taint.

• Oh my fucking God.

• Oh, geez. Holy shit.

• What dirty foreigner left this?

• Wow. Like on TV.

• That's some crazy shit.

• I really appreciate that.

• Hey, I owe ya one.

• We going to your meth den?

• You're high on Spank, right?

• Hey man, don't ask, don't tell.

• Please, no. I got family values.

• Help! I'm gonna get raped!

• Watch the bike, Charlie.

• I'll sue your ass.

MM PIndus 1 BD1

• You can't do this to me.

• Get that gun away from me.

• My fucking wheels. You're dead.

• Let me go, asshole.

• Whoa. What do you think you're doing?

• Stop threatening me.

• Whoa. Stop fucking up my wheels.

• I'm gonna kill whoever did this.

• Ah! He's packing heat!

• Who do you think you are?

• Let's go. I got drinking to do.

• This traffic fucking blows.

• I'm growing impatient here.

• Hurry it up. My buzz is wearing off.

• Watch it, douchebag.

• You agging me on?

• You got some nerve.

• Jack off.

• Fucking dick.

• Douchebag.

• I'm gonna pound you good.

• These muscles mean business.

• You're in a world of hurt.

• You think you're tough?

• Show me what you got.

• I'm aching to kick some ass.

• I don't think so, asshole.

• Nice try, buddy, but you ain't jacking me.

• Holy shit. What the fuck?

MM PIndus 1 BN1

• Out of the way.

• Get outta the way.

• Move!

• Cool it down.

• Don't be a jerk.

• Don't be a prick.

• Fucking jerk.

• Asshole.

• Jerk off.

• You fucking jerk.

• I oughta take your head off.

• You ready for a cop punch?

• I'm taking you down.

• Back down, you stupid fuck.

• Watch this.

• Holy shit.

MM PIndus 2

• This is like a bad Salamander's game.

• Hey there, buddy.

• Man, what's the fuck wrong with you?

• I'm just earning an honest buck.

• Here, now let me get a large.

• I ain't invite you in, chump.

• I miss work for this?

• Hey there, buddy.

• I'm no troublemaker, sir.

• Hey, man. What is this shit?

• You're trash, chump. Straight garbage.

• You best have car insurance, chump.

• Hey. Hey! Let go motherfucker.

• What? You want hear a peep from me.

• Time to go.

• Hey, that's my vehicle, baby.

• You know, I like Redwoods over Cardiacs.

• Stop vandalizing my vehicle!

• Is yous driving high or what?

• Yous must be crazy.

• Last thing I need: a car accident.

• Yous messing with my vehicle.

• Thieving immigrant!

• Go to Hell.

• Yes siree.

• No, baby. I got good loving at home.

• Where the car come from?

• I'm a citizen, not a cop.

• Come back, motherfucker.

• Over there.

• Nothing like a square after a hard shift.

• Over there.

• Hope that's a paint gun.

• Hey, yous trashing my ride.

• Sure.

• Yous messing with a man's wheels.

• Man, get outta here.

• Fucking communist.

• Who the hell? My transport.

• Can you add some extra napkins?

• I'm tough but I ain't dumb.

• You crazy ???

• No siree.

• Hope that's a BB gun.

• Officer, all I do is work.

• Hey, that's my ride, chump.

• Yeah, um... let me get a number four.

• Yous got a point there.

• Fuck off, chump.

• I get high on Patriot Beer only.

• Alright, buddy. Be cool.

• Me? I smoke tobacco from the USA.

• I work too hard to be whore mongering, baby.

• Hey, it's me. I'm out in the street.

• Ain't that the truth?

• Be cool, baby.

• No.

• Hey man, who you telling?

• Get your fucking mitts off me.

• Fuck off, motherfucker.

• I'm tough. Not bulletproof.

• Learn to drive, tourist.

• Don't drink and drive, chump.

• Yous trying to run somebody down?

• Fucking tourist. Move it!

• Is you on heroin, or what?

• Stop lively, you freaking junkie.

• Hey. I'm on the clock here.

• Stop doing drugs and drive.

• I'm gonna be late for my second gig.

• Come on, I got parts to drop off.

• Stop gawking and drive.

• What, you on your cell? Drive!

• Easy, son. I ain't in the mood.

• Hey, tourist. Watch your step.

• I ain't the one to provoke, boy.

• Just trying to get to work, my man.

• Make a little room, okay man?

• Watch where you going, son.

• Can't help you, buddy.

• Be cool, baby.

• Hey. Cool it.

• Shit.

• The fuck, man?

• Watch it, chump.

• Watch out, yous. Coming through.

• Pardon me. Excuse me. Sorry.

• All I do is work and whoop ass.

• Time to meet the sandman.

• I got hands of steel, chump.

• Let's shoot a fair one, boy.

• You ready for a tune-up, chump?

• Whip that ass. Yeah.

• ??? baby. Yeah.

• Put some pain on him, baby.

• Oh, don't hold back now.

• The jab! Throw the jab!

• Beat it, you bum.

• Get lost.

• Hit the bricks, you moron.

• Get out. I'm on my way to work.

• Some Ruskie just stole my car.

• I ain't no chump, chump.

• This ain't communism, bitch.

• Don't try and play me, ofay.

• Fuck outta my car, boy.

• That's my vehicle, chump.

• Is ya high? Gimme that!

• Gimme my shit back.

• Yeah, I got three jobs now but I'm always looking for better work.

• I need a vacation bad or at least a beer.

• I'm strong as an ox but doc said I gotta cut out the salt.

• I know all the work is bad for my blood pressure but hey...

• Maybe I could stop by after my third job, huh?

• Hey, baby. What's you know good?

• Well, hey, duty calls. Talk soon, okay?

• Uh huh.

• Yep.

• Sure, sure. I hear you.

• Right.

• Maybe.

• I don't know.

• Okay.

• Up there skalking around. See him?

• See that crazy fuck up there?

• A real life resurrection.

• Fuck.

• Oh. Dead as Cluckin' Bell chicken.

• Looks like someone checked out.

• Scared to fight, huh?

• Wait. Let's shoot a fair one.

• Kiss my black ass.

• Honk at your momma, fucker.

• Yeah? Do something about it.

• Ah. Messing up my work boots.

• It's like Beirut out here.

• Heads down, soldier.

• Thanks a lot.

• Thanks.

• Look, I'm just trying to get to work.

• Shit's gonna get me fired.

• I got high blood pressure.

• It's my bosses car. Yous can have it.

• Let me be on my way, please.

MM PIndus 2 BD1

• No man. This car belong to me mother.

• Ras. A shotter. Easy man. No worries.

• Ras. Look how you mash up ??? car.

• Ras man. What you a doin?

• ???

• Rhaatid shotters. ???

• Get off of me transport, mon.

• An who is gonna fix me car? Tell me now.

• Easy, man, easy. Me no want no trouble.

• Yanking me out me car? You crazy?

• Oh look. You can't drive for nothing.

• Drive now. ???

• Cha. The road is for drive, you not see that?

• I tell you, man. Me no like people. None of them.

• Get out my rhaatid way, you ras hole.

• Don't test me, pussy hole. Go on.

• Ras. Move out me way, you pussy hole.

• You crazy?

• Ease up, mon.

• Watch out.

• You want touch ??? do ya?

• Me gonna break your damn neck, seen?

• You think this a game, man? Me no play.

• You want box with ??? now.

• Me gon mash up your damn face, seen?

• ???

• You crazy, man. Me from Jamaica.

• You tink you can take a Yardie car like so?

• That is pure dopey business.

MM PIndus 2 BN1

• I don't wanna be shot in here an ting.

• I an I not dying for this.

• Boderation. Me can't feel ma teeth.

• What ya doin?

• Step away.

• Move off, seen?

• Shit!

• Fuckin crazy.

• I. Watch the man.

• Cha. This be boderation.

• I'm gonna mash up an ting.

• Come on now, bumba clot.

• I an I gonna fight you good.

• You goin down, ras clot.

• You know I gwan kick your ass.

• Ja!

MM PItalian 1

• Can I get ya a drink, gorgeous?

• Aren't you the ??? at the Fanny Crabs in Normandy?

• Taxi! Over here.

• Hey.

• What can I get you to drink, beautiful.

• You are in so much trouble.

• You're just a gang now, aren't you? Thugs in blue.

• Let me get one of those.

• What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck outta here.

• And you'r mom wanted you to be a lawyer...

• Hiya.

• What happened to courtesy, professional, respect?

• Lay off!

• The dishes in the back are piling up.

• Who did that?

• Get off me, fuckface.

• Holy fuck. A gun.

• Here. Now try to get cleaned up and stay off drugs.

• Point that somewhere else, asswipe.

• Holy shit.

• It's okay. I'm not in that big a rush.

• Whoa. Take it easy.

• Are you kidding me?

• You fucking shitbucket.

• Someone's dead.

• Nobody gets any respect anymore. I know.

• I can't be seen with this guy.

• What the fuck?

• Yeah.

• I got feelings, ya know.

• You got it backwards, baby. I'm supposed to ask you.

• That's it!

• Watch out. He's armed.

• The shithead's over there.

• Watch it, you blind fuck.

• Logger, please.

• The asshole's over there.

• Things are tough. I know.

• What the fuck is this?

• Thanks. That was different but thanks.

• Yes.

• Damn it.

• Get the fuck outta here before I throw you out.

• Let's take a ride.

• I'll take that.

• Hey. Get away from there.

• Hey. Show some respect.

• I feel for you, believe me but those drugs will kill you.

• Shit. He's armed.

• Are you fucking crazy?

• Not now. Thanks.

• He's packing. He's packing.

• Hey. Show a little respect here.

• He's over there.

• If you've got logger, I need a big one.

• What do you think you're doing over there?

• Lucky number seven, please.

• You fuck off.

• Fuck off. My cousin died from that shit.

• Bye.

• Help. I'm getting mugged here.

• You new bitches are pretty forward these days.

• Hey. I can't get the cell to work.

• See ya.

• No thanks.

• You must have balls down to your ankles. This is my cab.

• You don't know who you're messing with.

• Get in line, chump.

• Go fuck yourself.

• These are human beings, you idiot.

• Come on. Hurry it up.

• Get outta the damn road.

• Lobotomy's that way, stupid.

• Go back to the nuthouse.

• Son of a bitch.

• I can't believe this.

• Why always me?

• Learn to drive, you assholes.

• Can't anybody drive these days?

• Hey.

• What's up?

• Watch where you're going.

• Come on. Use your eyes.

• Careful.

• I'm sorry. I really have no idea where that is.

• Hey.

• Whoa.

• Shit.

• Asshole.

• Jerk off.

• Excuse me.

• Excuse me, please.

• You are gonna be so sorry.

• I still got it.

• I'm not so old I can't kick your ass.

• I can take you down easy.

• Now we're talking.

• Right hook! Right hook!

• Let's see some action here.

• Finish it up.

• No pulled punches.

• I'm getting too old for this.

• No respect these days.

• I'm so done with shit like this.

• God dammit. Why me?

• Get the fuck away from me, asshole.

• I wish I had time to follow somebody.

• Police. There's some son of a bitch just jacked me.

• I've got friends. You hear me?

• You're gonna be sorry.

• You think you can disrespect me like that?

• If I was five years younger, you'd be dead.

• You like Italian sausage?

• How about some spicy meatballs?

• You like a logger in the can?

• Hey, honey. What's for dinner?

• We're meeting on Wednesday night.

• All the boys'll be there.

• Yeah, the usual crew.

• What do ya mean? It's always the same people.

• Yeah?

• Gotta go.

• Uh huh.

• Yeah.

• Right.

• Okay.

• Mmm...

• Sure.

• I know.

• What can you do?

• He's up there.

• That shithead's up there.

• The asshole's up there.

• What the fuck?

• Holy shit.

• Thanks. You one of the good ones.

• Shit.

• What the fuck?

• No way.

• My leg! My leg!

• My leg's shot!

• Son of a bitch.

• What the fuck?

• Holy shit.

• Thanks.

• Thank you.

• Thanks a lot.

• Are you crazy? Do you know who I am?

• You are getting in some deep shit, my friend, you know that?

• You people just leave me dumbstruck, you know that?

• People like you are destroying America, you know that?

• In my worst moments, I wouldn't stoop to shit like this, you know that?

MM PItalian 1 BD1

• Do not. I'm connected.

• Who's the dipshit?

• I'll fuck your mother.

• Joey's gonna kill me.

• Whoa. Hey. Easy.

• My fucking car, you asswipe.

• Hey, you're crazy.

• Phil's gonna kill you.

• The loonie bin open up?

• You mental or something?

• Hey dipshit, let's go.

• Hey. This traffic sucks.

• Shouldn't let idiots drive.

• You're fucking with my threads?

• What's the big idea?

• Ain't this some bullshit?

• Whoa!

• Easy!

• Let's watch it.

• I'll be back... with a gun!

• You know who I am?

• You're fucking with the wrong guy.

• That's some crazy shit right there.

MM PItalian 1 BN1

• You're gonna kill someone with that thing.

• You wanna go to jail?

• Put that piece away.

• Excuse me.

• Whoa there.

• Pardon me.

• Shit.

• Damn.

• Hey.

• You're nuts.

• I ain't falling for that.

• Next time, junior.

• What the fuck?

MM PItalian 2

• Hey baby, can I buy those tits a drink?

• Sure, whatever. You can hop out here.

• Jesus. Let me have a go.

• Taxi.

• How you doing?

• Hey, bitch. Wanna do a shot with me?

• Get the fuck away from me.

• Since when was this a crime?

• Two of those. Gotta keep my strength up.

• Get the hell outta here, you fucking punk.

• You could do better than this.

• Hey there.

• Give me a fucking break.

• What's your fucking problem?

• This is worse than last week.

• I've had it with chicks. Lap dancing, that's all they're good for.

• Somebody's about to get hit.

• I'll keep driving till the money runs out but then you're on your own.

• Don't touch me, you son of a bitch.

• You're making a big mistake.

• You're a fucking psycho.

• What the fuck's wrong with you?

• Are you crazy? Watch the fucking road.

• Here we are.

• No! That cab's all I got.

• I've taken dumps that look better than that.

• Fuck. Take it easy.

• You're in a world of shit now, dickhead.

• Hey buddy, where ya heading?

• I'll fucking kill you.

• You stupid fuck.

• You're out of your fucking mind.

• You're fucking dead, you hear me?

• You fucking idiot.

• Sure.

• Hey, what is this "Fuck with the Italian Day"?

• I'm not stirring some other guys' parage.

• Fucking women. We should take back the vote.

• Oh, it's on now, asshole.

• Sorry buddy, you gotta take the cab at the front.

• Somebody take this bastard down.

• What the fuck? I gotta get outta here.

• My wife. Shoes and handbags. That's all she cares about.

• You're mine, punk. Just you wait.

• Over there. That's him.

• Shit. You just nailed somebody.

• Beer and a chaser.

• That's the son of a bitch.

• Make your fucking mind up.

• What the fuck are you doing?

• Good job. Thanks for the ride.

• Yeah.

• Are you fucking blind?

• Son of a bitch. Get the fuck outta here.

• You're going to regret that. I fucking promise you.

• Hey buddy, you're gonna need to put your foot down.

• I'll go for that one.

• Hey. What the fuck are you doing?

• Why don't you shut your mouth?

• Why do I get all the psychos?

• Don't do it, asshole.

• I'm gonna break your face, you son of a bitch.

• That guy's a fucking lunatic.

• I'm gonna plant your ugly ass.

• No, thanks.

• Son of a bitch.

• What am I doing? Nothing.

• You think I'm running a charity here?

• You asked for it.

• Whiskey straight up.

• Well that should get you part of the way.

• You don't have to tell me twice.

• Sure thing. We'll be there in no time.

• Don't jump the line, asshole.

• Number seven, please. Make it large.

• Fuck you.

• And people pay millions for this shit?

• Fuck you. That shit's for pussies.

• Have a good one.

• Somebody call the cops.

• Get outta my face. You think I want your stink all over me?

• Hey Frankie, it's me.

• Looks like a fucking school project.

• See ya later.

• Nah.

• No fucking way. Don't make me knock you out.

• I'll beat your fucking ass.

• What a pile of crap.

• Hey. There's a fucking line here.

• Suck my dick.

• If that's art, I'm a fucking brain surgeon.

• This is as far as we go.

• Hey, you just hit someone.

• Move it, you dumb fuck.

• Look at this bright spark.

• You're really starting to piss me off.

• Hey fuckface, you want my foot up your ass?

• Hey, you stupid or something?

• Come on, I'm going gray in here.

• I bet that's a fucking woman.

• Move that piece of shit.

• Hey. Get off the fucking road.

• What's your problem?

• You wanna try that again?

• Hey. Watch it, dumbass.

• You trying to start something?

• Apologize, you stupid fuck.

• Never heard of it and I know this city better than my own ass.

• Son of a bitch.

• Fuck me.

• What the fuck?

• Shit.

• Asshole.

• Hey. Let me through.

• Mind your backs.

• You wanna fight me or fuck me? Bring it.

• Where do you learn those moves, ballet class?

• Come on.

• Fuck.

• TWenty bucks say I break your nose.

• Are you pussies or what?

• One headbutt. That's all I ask.

• Go with the left.

• Drop that sack of shit.

• Back of the knees. Never fails.

• I'll be ready for you next time, asshole.

• You haven't seen the last of me, dickhead.

• You fucking punk. I'll be back for you.

• Next time you see me I'll have a bat in your face.

• Are you fucking kidding me? Get outta here.

• People like you give the city a bad name.

• Lazy bum. I work fucking twelve hours a day.

• Why don't you stop feeling sorry for yourself and get a fucking job?

• Is that the cops? Some prick just stole my car.

• Hey baby, does the carpet match the curtains?

• Wanna know how I respect women? With one hand, baby.

• Bet you spend more times on your knees than standing up.

• I'm telling ya, if that bitch died tomorrow, I'd throw a fucking party.

• I work hard and I expect my fucking dinner on the table.

• She doesn't even fuck me no more. What kind of marriage is that?

• You're not gonna believe this, she asked me to do the fucking dishes.

• That cow spends more time in the bathroom than in the kitchen.

• Hey, Frankie.

• Good talking to ya, Frankie.

• I know.

• Yeah.

• Uh huh.

• Mhm.

• You're right.

• I hate her.

• That's the guy.

• There's the asshole. Up there.

• Hang in there. I ain't giving CPR to no guy.

• Don't worry, I'll talk ya through this.

• I'm sorry, buddy. I might have dozed off there.

• Thanks, Doc. I thought I was a goner.

• Fuck.

• What the fuck's happening to this city?

• This used to be a good neighborhood.

• Ah! Not the fucking leg.

• Fuck! The son of a bitch shot me.

• Ah, shit.

• Fuck me.

• What the fuck was that?

• Hey, thanks.

• Grazie.

• I don't want no trouble.

• Let me the hell outta here.

• This is fucked up.

• Pull over, you son of a bitch.

• Don't make me put you through that window.

MM PItalian 2 BD1

• Everybody get down!

• Fuck. I can't stop crashing this thing.

• What the fuck is going on?

• Did I just get hit?

• Stop. Please don't shoot.

• What are you doing to my ride, motherfucker?

• Shit. I think I just hit someone.

• Help. He's gonna shoot.

• Hey. What the fuck is this?

• Come on. Move already.

• Are you stipid or something?

• Whose got right of away here?

• Looks like an ambush to me.

• Is that guy trying to park there?

• Do I know that guy?

• What am I, fucking invisible?

• Hey. Open your fucking eyes.

• Fuck.

• Shit.

• What the hell?

• You must be fucking crazy.

• This is all too much shit for me.

• I'm not taking no shit from you.

• Fuck. What's going on today?

MM PItalian 2 BN1

• He's got a gun.

• Get away. He's got a gun.

• Don't shoot me, man.

• Does anybody have manners any more?

• Excuse me.

• Hey buddy, relax.

• Watch it.

• Ah!

• Asshole.

• What's wrong with you?

• Is everybody going nuts?

• I don't wanna fight.

• What the hell is going on?

MM PLatin 1

• Sure thing. I'll let you out here.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• I can't get anything right.

• Spanish

• Hey. No need to get violent.

• Just throw me in jail, man.

• Umm... I'll take one of those.

• Spanish Get out of here, man.

• Hey. They told me there would be strippers.

• Hi.

• You think you can push me around like some fucking Spanish?

• That's not cool, man.

• Spanish Get off the stage.

• Fifteen years of living Hell for a green card.

• Oh, I think I'm dead.

• I'll drive until the money runs out, man.

• What are you doing, man?

• Spanish He's got a gun.

• Spanish Help.

• Spanish

• This is it, mi compendre. We're here.

• Cono! Me taxi!

• Hey, what the fuck? Get away from there.

• You crazy man.

• Where you wanna go, heffe?

• Spanish

• Alright. Take it. Spanish

• Cono. I wasn't expecting that.

• Fuck. Spanish

• Spanish

• You called have killed me.

• Si.

• Everyday is worse than the last.

• Mi compendre, never get married.

• Spanish

• You gotta go to the front of the line, man.

• Spanish

• I can't believe that bitch. Spanish

• I hate my life!

• Mia. Over there.

• There he is.

• Spanish

• No problem. It's your money.

• I'm not too old to teach you a lesson.

• Yeah, sure.

• Why does nobody ever crash into my wife?

• Spanish Get out before I call the cops.

• Somebody stop that guy!

• I'm in trouble now.

• Ugh, give me a couple of those things. Whatever they are.

• I can't take much more of this shit, man.

• I'm outta here, man.

• Please, don't kill me.

• Spanish Get back here!

• That Spanish is fucking crazy.

• Spanish

• He's going to shoot!

• You police are all Spanish

• I'm not running a charity, man. Spanish

• This is gonna be fun.

• That's him! Look!

• I can only take you as far as you can pay, man.

• Get ready for a wild ride, man.

• Spanish

• Nobody knows this city better than me.

• I'll go for number five.

• Hey. Go fuck yourself.

• I can't, man. Doctor's orders.

• Adios.

• Help me! Spanish

• Spanish What's going on?

• Goodbye.

• No.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Fuck you and your mother.

• Spanish

• This is as far as I can go, man.

• Are you crazy? Move on.

• Spanish Shift your ass.

• Get outta the road you Spanish

• Are you trying to get yourself killed?

• Get a move on. Spanish

• What's the hold up?

• Come on. I wanna get outta here before I'm fifty.

• My wife is gonna bust my cajones.

• What are you waiting for, Christmas?

• Have some respect.

• Hey, Spanish Have some respect.

• Hey. Watch where you going.

• Ever heard the word "sorry", asshole?

• Watch it, pendejo.

• Fucking boraccho.

• Sorry, I can't help you. I don't even know where I am right now.

• Cono!

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Not again!

• Mierda!

• Spanish

• Excuse me, por favor.

• You picked the wrong Spanish to fuck with.

• This is fun.

• You ready to dance? Take your best shot.

• Okay. Let's get it on, Spanish

• Fucking terrorists everywhere, man.

• Spanish

• This isn't good for my blood pressure.

• I'm supposed to be taking it easy.

• Ten years ago I would have killed a pendejo.

• Oh Spanish You got me mixed up with someone else.

• Hey, is that the police? Some Spanish drove off with my car.

• Why would I want to watch strippers when I have 200 pounds of hate waiting for me at home?

• I already told you, Happy Laps is a computer store.

• Are you calling me a liar?

• I spent all the money?!

• Spanish

• Spanish

• I'm done with this. I'll speak to you later.

• Uh huh.

• Bullshit.

• Don't even.

• What?

• Cono.

• Ugh mmm.

• Si.

• What the...?

• Spanish Up there, man.

• That's the guy.

• There he is.

• Shit follows me around, man.

• Am I alive? When is this misery going to end?

• Cono.

• Shit follows me around, man.

• This town is fucked up.

• Put me out of my misery.

• Aye! Spanish I'm crippled!

• Spanish Why does that always happen to me?

• What was that?

• What's going on, man?

• Thanks.

• Thank you.

• Gracias.

• Ah! Why me?

• I've got no money, man.

• Where are we going?

• Just kill me and get it over with.

• I've got high blood pressure!

MM PLatin 1 BD1

• Watch out. He's gonna shoot!

• Spanish

• Hey Spanish

• No.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish Take it easy, man.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Typical lazy American.

• Spanish Get a move on.

• This country is one long line.

• You better watch your step Spanish

• You want me to teach you some manners?

• Spanish

• Carajo!

• Spanish

• Mierda.

• I'm a fucking veteran.

• You think you're a tigre? Spanish

• You need to learn some fucking respect.

• Spanish

MM PLatin 1 BN1

• Ah. Help.

• Spanish

• Hey. Put that away.

• Spanish Why you show off disrespect?

• Spanish Why you disrespect my space?

• Spanish and stop disrespecting me.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Fuck you. Spanish

• Spanish Fuck off, man.

• Spanish Enough already, asshole.

• Spanish

MM PLatin 2

• Is anyone actually enjoying this?

• Que pasa?

• Spanish

• You can't treat me like this.

• Ugh. Two of those. They look good.

• Spanish Get out of here.

• Are they paying you for this shit?

• Hey. How's it going?

• I pay my taxes. Spanish

• Nobody touches me.

• Boo! I missing the game for this shit?

• I'm gonna sue your ass.

• Spanish

• Help! He's trying to kill me!

• There you go. Buy some soap, man.

• Watch out. He's a fucking lunatic.

• First the Penatrators lose and now this.

• Eh, this is great. We get to breath and smoke at the same time.

• Get the fuck away from there.

• I'll break your face, motherfucker.

• Right. Where's the fucking baseball bat?

• Lucky you caught me on a good day.

• You ain't seen the last of me.

• Cono. I'm gonna miss the game, man.

• Yes, okay.

• I'm looking for something a bit younger.

• Spanish

• Ugh, come on you suck at small talk.

• He's gonna shoot.

• Ugh, Jesus, I'm gonna have to call you back, man.

• Spanish

• Over there.

• Give me something to take the edge off.

• Spanish

• Okay, okay. Just don't breathe on me again.

• Get your hands off my ride, bitch.

• Yeah. Whatever.

• Motherfucker. I'm gonna take you down.

• Get the fuck out before I call the cops.

• You're gonna wish you never did that.

• Want one of those... weird things, please.

• There. That should get you drunk for a couple of hours.

• Spanish He's got a gun!

• See you in court, motherfucker.

• You gonna get hurt, motherfucker.

• No.

• Get down!

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Ugh, I'll go for a ??? and a whiskey chaser.

• Number seven. Extra napkins.

• Ha ha. You don't have to tell me.

• Spanish

• Man, just beer and trans for me these days. Ha ha ha.

• Spanish

• I'll give up when the Swingers win the world series again.

• Ask me again when you had a shave.

• Go Penetrators! Go Penetrators!

• Quite the philosopher, aren't you?

• See you later.

• No way.

• Ah, sorry. I just cut a nasty one.

• You trying to fuck with me?

• Spanish

• Shouldn't you be in one of those special cars?

• That's not fucking true, asshole.

• Spanish

• Where's the white stick?

• Ugh. One ??? every minute.

• Spanish

• You move faster with my foot up your ass!

• Spanish

• Is this some kind of joke? Spanish

• Spanish Ten minutes till kick off.

• Try the pedal on the right.

• I can't fucking believe this.

• Don't test me, motherfucker.

• I don't take that shit.

• What a tough guy.

• Spanish

• You trying to mess with me, pendejo?

• Ugh, sorry. Do you know a place here round I can get a handjob?

• Ugh, sorry. Is there a massage parlor around here?

• I don't know and to be honest I don't care.

• Spanish

• Cono!

• Carajo!

• Tu madre.

• Carbone.

• Excuse me, people.

• Mind your backs.

• Come on. Spanish

• You call that defense?

• I'm gonna hit you ??? bitch.

• I'm gonna slam dunk your ass!

• You want me to make this quick?

• You having as much as me? Ha ha ha ha!

• Hey. Why are you up on me?

• Get out of my face, man.

• Are you some kind of pervert?

• I follow the Liberty Penetrators and no other fucker.

• Policia! My car's been jacked!

• Ha ha. Striked out!

• Thought I'd return the favor, pendejo.

• You fuck me, I fuck you harder.

• Spanish

• That's a lotta a culo for one girl! Ha ha ha.

• Mamita, you've been taking your vitaminas. Ha ha ha ha.

• Those things should carry a health warning! Ow!

• I'm gonna remember you all over again when I get home!

• Oh, man. I'd cut off my Spanish to get a ticket for that game.

• If they lose again, I'm gonna personally hunt down that fucking coach.

• Ah, I tell you my ??? could have made that shot.

• That pitcher couldn't throw an orgy in a brothel, man.

• The Penetrators are like my kids, a constant fucking disappointment.

• Spanish

• Uh huh. See you tonight, man.

• Uh huh.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Mmm mhm.

• You're telling me.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Ah, it kills me.

• Spanish

• He's up there.

• That's the motherfucker.

• Shit, man. I thought I was out again for a second.

• Aye carajo.

• Shit. What's happening to this neighborhood?

• Oh fuck. That could be me.

• Ah! That cabrone shot me!

• Aye carajo! My leg!

• That shit's gonna get you hit.

• Honk one more time. I fucking kill you.

• You want that horn up your ass?

• Ugh. I just step on something gross.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Thanks.

• Thank you.

• Gracias.

• Spanish

• Let me out! You lunatic.

• I'll kill you for this.

• Why do you want this piece of shit?

• Do you think you're a fucking gangster?

MM PLatin 2 BD1

• This pinchy gringo is stealing my ???

• Spanish Easy with the ???

• Spanish What you do to my ???

• Let go of me you pinchy Spanish

• Spanish You fuck my car up Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish Get the fuck away from my Spanish

• Spanish You hit my fuckin car, ese.

• Spanish I don't want no trouble.

• You got a lot of Spanish stealing my Spanish

• Spanish I'm late for a Swinger's game.

• This is Spanish I hate waiting.

• Spanish homies. I'm late for a Penetrators game.

• I'm trying to get to my Spanish to see the Swingers.

• Control Spanish homie.

• You a Spanish. Got Swingers tickets.

• I'm late for the game. No time for Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Enough Spanish

• One Spanish and you'll be asleep, puto.

• Think I'm gonna lose to you? Spanish

• Horale. I love kicking some puto's teeth in.

• What you gonna do?

• You beat me up Spanish

• Spanish That's my Spanish

• I'm not letting no pinchy gringo take my Spanish

• Spanish

MM PLatin 2 BN1

• Spanish

• Get down. Spanish

• Watch out, man. He got a gun.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Cabrone.

• Carajo.

• Yes. You want some of this?

• Spanish

• I'm gonna mess you up.

• I'm all about the offense.

• I got more game than Spanish

• Vamos. I'm late for the game.

• Spanish

MM PLatin 3

• This gonna be the fucking longest hour of my life.

• Que onda?

• Spanish

• Spanish One phone call and you're in traffic control for the next twenty years.

• Give me anything with some grease, man.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Hey.

• Don't get Spanish with me. I know where you live, motherfucker.

• Fuck you.

• Spanish Send me back to jail.

• No. I'm going to fucking kill you.

• What are you doing, man?

• Everyone's out to get me.

• Spanish This is all I got, man.

• Please don't shoot, man.

• Spanish

• I don't eve know why I do this, man. It doesn't even get me stoned.

• Spanish I'll fuck you up.

• Fuck. He's got a gun.

• You cops are assholes, man.

• Spanish

• Fuck. This is my brother's ride, man.

• Here. Try not to spend it all on booze, man.

• You gonna fucking regret that, asshole.

• You fucking asshole.

• Si.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

• Help me.

• Chinga tu madre, cabrone.

• Oye. He's over there.

• At least in jail I could smoke inside.

• They're over there, Spanish

• Somebody take this fucker down.

• Sure. Here ya go, man.

• Are you out of your fucking mind?

• Yes.

• Spanish

• What are you doing here? Get the fuck out.

• Somebody stop that motherfucker.

• What are you looking at? Just give me one of those, man.

• Life just keeps fucking me over, man.

• Yeah, sure. I know what's it like to be down on your luck, man.

• I just got outta the ??? man.

• Spanish

• Puta madre.

• Spanish

• Spanish Are you trying to break my probation?

• Spanish

• Orale, puta. Spanish

• Spanish

• Are you talking to me?

• Fuck you.

• No way. That shit makes me nervioso.

• Adios.

• Spanish Help.

• Fuck me, man. I really need this.

• Not my thing anymore, baby. Prison changes you.

• Hey man, it's me.

• Yo, stop screwing with my mind.

• See ya.

• No.

• Yeah, whatever you say, man.

• What the fuck?

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish

• I'm sure you'd move faster in a wheelchair, motherfucker.

• Get outta the fucking road.

• Are you sick in the fucking head?

• I'm about to fucking lose it, ese.

• I can't handle the claustrophobia.

• In about five seconds, someone is going to get hit.

• Move that piece of shit, man.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Oh shit. I need to lay off the cafe, man.

• Are you trying to fuck up my head?

• Mierda. Spanish

• Fuck. Shit, man. Why am I so strung out?

• Spanish

• Yo. Who are you? Why are you talking to me? Get out of my fucking face.

• Cono.

• Pendejo.

• Mierda.

• Fuck you.

• Spanish

• Excuse me. Give me some space.

• I can't handle all these people, man.

• This gonna fucking hurt you more than me, man.

• Motherfucker.

• Fuck probation. This is gonna be worth it.

• This is gonna hurt you more than me Spanish

• Spanish You're going home in a body bag.

• Orale. Come on. Let's see a rabbit punch.

• Spanish

• Yo, take out the kneecaps.

• Oh shit, man. Flashbacks.

• Are you making out or fucking fighting?

• Spanish

• I can't get involved within this shit.

• ??? I'm not gonna end up back in ???

• Fuck you. You're not worth it, man.

• It'll be a miracle if I make it through probation, man.

• Spanish You're more paranoid than I am.

• Police. I need to report a carjacking.

• You just need a driver? How much Spanish are we talking about?

• I can't, man. Spanish All the meth in the joint fucked me up, man.

• I know I need the money. But, I've done my time I don't want a ???

• I need to lay low for a couple of months and sort out my head, man. I get paranoid in the fucking supermarket.

• I gotta keep my nose clean for a while, man. My probition officer is a fucking chingon.

• Hello?

• Orale. Gracias, vato.

• Uh huh.

• Uh huh.

• Si.

• Si?

• No.

• Spanish

• Mhm.

• Manana.

• Mia. Up there.

• There he is.

• Orale. He's up there.

• Fuck. They better not try to pin this on me, man.

• Cono. That's fucked up, cabrone.

• Help. He's trying to steal my kidneys.

• Spanish

• Fuck. They better not try to pin this on me, man.

• Cono. That's fucked up, cabrone.

• Ah! Cono. That fucking hurts, man.

• Carajo. My leg, motherfu. I'm gonna fuck you up.

• Oh, man. That about sums up my fucking day.

• Oh, man. Spanish

• Puta madre ??? mierda.

• I'm jumpier than a ??? at Spanish

• Thanks.

• Gracias.

• Muchas gracias.

• Cono. Don't kill me.

• What do you want from me?

• This can't be fucking happening. Fuck.

• Spanish

• Let me out here, man.

MM PLatin 3 BD1

• This psycho's out of his mind!

• Who's gonna explain this to my wife?

• It's my wife's car. You can have it.

• No. My car.

• You're a fucking lunatic!

• No. Stop. It's my wife's car.

• She's gonna kill me.

• Careful. He's got a gun.

• Please, just leave me alone.

• Let's go. My wife's gonna have my balls.

• Come on. Get outta the road.

• Sometime today would be nice.

• Come on. This is ridiculous.

• Come on. Step on the gas pedal.

• Hey. Take it easy, man.

• Hey. Get outta my way.

• Watch it. You're gonna hurt someone.

• Asshole!

• Fuckface!

• Son of a bitch.

• I'm such a coward.

• Kiss my ass, fuckface.

• What's your problem, man. Leave me alone.

• Holy shit, man.

MM PLatin 3 BN1

• I don't hate life that much, man.

• My women will kill you for this.

• Not this on top of everything else.

• You some kind of moron?

• Oye. Don't pick my pocket.

• Hey. My wife has all the cash so don't ask.

• Spanish Fuck you.

• Fuck you.

• Cono!

• Cono. I better run to me madre.

• I'm a poor man, not a fighter.

• Spanish I'm outta here.

• Spanish ???

MM LoonyBlack

• So follow me. Follow me into the fiery pits, alright?

• Now, if you've been good, On Earth, you get a flier.

• Alright, don't pretend that, ya heard?

• I see that your soul is troubled.

• Listen, follow me...

• Uh huh. Not at all.

• Hello, sick child.

• The only way to be saved is to let me, personally, punish.

• Listen to me or die. Look at me. Look at me!

• You're doomed. You're all doomed.

• Listen, all of you listen. All of you listen: I am here to save you.

• You can repent and be punished.

• He will castrate you at the gates.

• You've been warned. All of you. You've been warned.

• See, only the chosen ones suffer.

• You will live waiting for hellfire. Be burned in the hellfire.

• Or you can take your chances in the worst, possible thing you can imagine.

• You see, it's either that or you get all of eternity.

• Alright. Now.

• Now, listen to me now. Hear me now. Hear me now. Ya listening?

• Ha ha ha ha. You have two choices, folks. You have two choices.

• You understand what I'm saying? The Beast is a problem.

• The bad bit is you die. And when you die you get exactly what you deserve.

• Hey. Alright. If that's what you want, that's what you get, okay?

• You're doomed. You're doomed. You're all doomed.

• You've been warned.

• Yes, please.

• This is not a year around offer. This is a once in a lifetime deal.

• Is that you living in a world of pain?

• Over there. He has the demon in him.

• You are doomed.

• Because if you die, you're gonna get it worse than you've gotten it now.

• Those of you who do not follow this message here will suffer the worst.

• I need for ya'll to follow me or die. Okay. I'm not messing around here.

• Listen here, people: no you do not, you do not, want the Beast.

• Alright, now people, listen now. Here, this is it.

• And the Hell that I put you in is not good at all.

• There is only one who can redeem you.

• You're not going to Hell. You're not going to Hell, you're living in it.

• What they do is they unleash the Beast upon you.

• You could be living with me, in the desert.

• Happiness is of the Devil.

• Yeah, yeah. You get extinguished and forgotten about.

• There he is. The fornicater.

• There's the sinner.

• Your life of sin is over.

• The consequences are not good. You will be in Hell.

• Hey, you. You, you, you, you, you, you. Hey, listen to me when I'm speaking to you. Listen to the words.

• Happiness is for the weak.

• That's what I'm saying to you people.

• You're in Hell already. Alright, and it only gets worse. It gets much, much worse.

• Yes.

• Uh huh. I don't mind being the lone voice.

• For a very, very, very long time. Half of eternity.

• Listen to me: you have on chance and one chance only. Follow me now or you will die.

• Listen: you need a leader. Look, I am a leader.

• The consequences are not good.

• Listen to me. I'm speaking, alright. I'm not messing around here. This message is important.

• You. Hey, you. Listen to me.

• So, hear me words, people. Hear my words. You're doomed. You're all doomed.

• Look at me when I'm speaking to you. You understand me?

• You will pay for this on judgment day.

• And how do you get saved? By being hideously punished, of course.

• Hey. Hey you. You. Yeah, all of you.

• This city here is Hell on Earth, okay?

• Yours is a life of sin. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're all evil.

• He will make you suffer for this.

• The day of reckoning is near. Repent.

• And that means... That means you. You. All of you.

• Alright, I'm bringing you the truth. Alright. A message. A message of truth.

• That's him. May he find peace.

• The beast here. The beast is the problem.

• Alright. Now don't think that Death is gonna let you off.

• Hey, you. You, you, you. Come on now. Come on. Listen to me. Alright?

• Understand. It's over.

• And the Beast... Woo! Is not a good scene.

• That's the way it is and that's the way it's always been, okay?

• You will fall on your knees and beg for forgiveness.

• Listen: repent of everything you've ever done right now or suffer the consequences.

• Be ready for a final judgment.

• Right now. Right here.

• And the truth is not good. The truth is not good. The truth is...

• But here, now if you've been bad...

• I will pray for you.

• Yeah, I don't mind being the voice in the darkness. Uh uh.

• You get exactly what you deserve.

• So listen here now. You can let me punish you.

• Look, look. Let me go and tell you. Look, I ain't pretending here. Look, I ain't pretending that it's gonnna be a good time.

• Yes sir, you are living in a world of pain and it only gets worse.

• Now, don't pretend that nobody told you when the fires come in here and start licking at your feet.

• When they let that Beast out, it will ride you like a redneck rides a farm animal and it is not good.

• Now, I gave you an option. I gave you all a chance to be free.

• Alright. Now those are your options. You've been warned. All of you have been warned.

• Covered in fire and scabies and other bad things.

• Listen here, people: Life, let me give you a lesson here. Life is Hell and that's the good bit.

• You've all been warned.

• No sir. Listen, you've been warned. Alright. You been warned.

• You will be cast into the flames for eternity.

• You seem happy but happiness... Happiness is not of this world.

• Or you can live waiting for hellfire.

• See, this is your punishment: leaving here, on Earth is your punishment.

• Know thy maker. The end is coming.

• This is an abomination. I've been sent here to save you.

• Burn in Hell.

• Masturbation is the eighty deadly sin.

• Yoga is the Devil's work.

• It is up to you to choose the right path.

• Repent and you will find your way.

• Fornicater!

• Sodomite.

• Pagan!

• Hedonist!

• Television is the Devil's box.

• I am your shepherd. Let me set you free.

• Your faith is weak.

• You have strayed from the path of righteousness.

• Feel his love. Come into the light.

• Repent. There is still time to save yourself.

• Up there. He's a lost soul.

• That's the sodomite.

• Police, help me. These men have the devil inside of them.

• Police. Murder and sodomy surround me.

• Ha ha. It's a miracle! I am truly blessed.

• Boderation.

• Indeed Hell will be well populated.

• He works in mysterious ways.

• Ah! It's happening! The end is here!

• No! Armageddon has begun.

• Satan walks amongst us.

• The end is near. The sky will soon fall.

• You will burn for this.

• You are full of evil.

• I cast light on your darkness.

MM PManhat 1

• Damn, you're hot. Can I buy you a drink?

• I've seen toxic waste better than this.

• Yep. Taxi.

• You piece of shit.

• You guys are overpaid assholes.

• Yeah, I'll have one of those with no sides, please.

• You don't belong in here. Get out.

• Why don't you kill yourself? You stink.

• Hi.

• You fucking loser.

• Did you go to acting school for that?

• How the fuck did you do that?

• Get the fuck off me.

• Don't shoot me. I'm begging you.

• Please don't kill me.

• Ugh. Just this, please.

• You gotta be kidding.

• That person needs help.

• The real estate prices around here are insane.

• What are you doing, man?

• Why you fucking up my shit?

• You fucker. I had to wait five months to get that.

• You're the worst driver I've ever fucking had, you prick.

• I hope you crash and die.

• Jesus. I don't believe it.

• You must be joking.

• Spare me, please.

• I hope you burn in Hell.

• I'm going to report you to the Taxi Commission.

• Ugh. I'll have a beer.

• Do you know in Italy they get three hours for lunch?

• If I could go and change what happened, I would.

• Here. Take this.

• Jesus Christ. What are you doing?

• Not bad.

• Yes, please.

• You gotta be shitting me.

• Leave now. I've already called security.

• Get moving. I'm in a hurry.

• Can I get something with lots of mayo, please?

• Hey. I'm in a hurry. Back off.

• Do you talk to your mom with that mouth?

• This is all I've got on me.

• Help!

• I can't believe this is happening to me.

• Ugh. No thanks.

• Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

• Hey. I paid your salary.

• One large cardiac, please.

• Yeah. I'll have a number thirty-four, please.

• The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you.

• You're so right.

• Ah, fuck off.

• No thanks. I don't buy my shit off the street.

• Ugh... Help. I've just been mugged.

• It's so hard to find a good maid these days.

• Ah. You think I'd go with some street whore? Ha.

• Ugh. Hello. I spoke to you yesterday about my order.

• Yeah. That's a sad truth.

• No.

• I know.

• I really think you're overeacting.

• Look, I need this fucking taxi more than you.

• You bastard. Do you know how much that cost me?

• Look, honey. What can I do? I'm really sorry, okay?

• Fine. Be that way.

• Leave the price tag on. I want them to know how expensive it was.

• Are you out of your mind?

• Hey, will you hurry up?

• Come on. This is worse than fucking Naples, Italy.

• Can you get outta the road, please, today?

• Come on. Do you even know what day it is?

• Come on. Time is money.

• Hey, get outta the way. I'm late for a meeting.

• I'm late already. Stop blocking the street.

• Hey, come on. I got people to see.

• Hey, come on. What's going on over there?

• Excuse me.

• Hey, watch it.

• Look out.

• Do you know where Lupis Street is?

• I don't know. Ask a cop.

• Maniac!

• Jesus. You're crazy.

• Mommy.

• Watch out. I do boxerecise.

• Stand back. I don't wanna hurt you.

• Not the face, okay? Not the face.

• Oh, now you're in trouble. I used to box at perp school.

• Yeah! Come on!

• Get a good punch in. Yeah!

• You fight like kids.

• Leve me alone.

• I've had enough.

• Okay. Enough's enough.

• I need to get to a hospital.

• Not following you, you psycho.

• Hello, is that the LCPD? Get me the chief. It's urgent.

• Nice meat curtains, honey.

• Can I crash into those airbags?

• Hey, baby. Bend over. Let me see that ass.

• Look, I need six cases and I need them this weekend.

• I don't care how many people are off sick. I need them delivered tomorrow as agreed.

• No, you can't fucking cancel it. My guests are arriving tomorrow so you're going to have to find another way.

• That doesn't concern me. We have a contract and you don't wanna find out what happens if you fuck me on it.

• Your wife has an enormous ass.

• Stop calling my mobile phone.

• Okay. Bye.

• Uh huh, uh huh. Yeah, yeah.

• Yes, yes, yes, yes.

• I understand.

• I got ya.

• Yeah.

• Okay.

• Yeah, okay.

• Yeah, I know.

• Police. There's gunshots going off all around me.

• Help. Please. You gotta help. There's people shooting each other.

• Ugh. I feel better already.

• Fuck it.

• Shit.

• That's a travesty.

• What a fucking waste.

• Typical. A new version's come out and now I've gotta buy that too.

• Hmm. That'll define my existence nicely.

• Can't people fucking clean up after themselves? For fuck's sake.

• What the hell?

• Jesus. What the-?

• Thanks. Thank you very much.

• Please. Let me out.

• Let me out of this car, okay?

• I need to get out of this fucking car.

• Shit. I can't feel my left arm.

• I'm gonna fucking die and it's all your fault.

MM PManhat 1 BD1

• Look out. That bloke's got a gun.

• You fucking twit.

• You fucking cock.

• Oh, fucking Hell.

• Watch out. Run!

• Hey. Clear off, you little shit.

• Oi, you prance.

• Christ. He's got a fucking gun.

• Oi. Fuck me.

• Come on. I'm in a bit of a rush.

• Come on, mate.

• Get a bloody move on.

• What you bloody doing?

• Oi. What we waiting for?

• What are you trying to do, you boke?

• ???

• Alright. Steady on.

• Nutter!

• Loonie!

• Menace!

• Get away from me.

• What are you picking on me for?

• I ain't done nothing.

• What the bloody Hell?

MM PManhat 1 BN1

• Yo. I'm out.

• Holy shit.

• No way. Wait. Wait.

• Yo. One love, kid.

• Peace, love, unity and respect, man.

• My bad.

• Yo.

• Ahh!

• Ya!

• Chill, yo, chill.

• Why you playing me?

• Come on, now. What's up with this?

• I must be tripping.

MM PManhat 2

• Get whatever you want. I'm buying, baby.

• You might wanna go back to school.

• Taxi!

• Hey.

• Only the best for my lady friend.

• I'm too young to die.

• I'll do anything you say, officer.

• I'll take a number four.

• Leave my property. Now.

• Get a real job.

• Hello.

• You don't have to tell me twice.

• I can't die like this.

• Find a new career.

• You don't deserve a car.

• Take the car and everything in it.

• Don't shoot. Think about what you're doing.

• There's no reason for this.

• Great. You wrecked my fucking car.

• You shoulda stopped.

• I'm not trying to be a hero.

• I don't want any problems.

• Look what you did!

• Stay away from my car.

• My life means more to me.

• You better have insurance.

• I have to go.

• Come back.

• Look what you did to my car.

• Sure.

• I don't appreciate that tone.

• Ow. Step off. Get away from me.

• You're a disgrace to all drivers.

• If you need money I'll help you.

• Sorry to rush but I gotta go.

• You've got the wrong car.

• He's right there.

• That's wrong.

• I'll take the most expensive drink you've got.

• There he is.

• Here ya go.

• Get away from my car.

• Thanks a lot.

• Yes.

• Fucking unbelievable.

• Get out before I call the police.

• That's fucked up.

• Let's go.

• Can I have a seven, please?

• Don't even try it.

• I don't deserve that.

• Take care of yourself.

• Cool out, man. I ain't flexing.

• It's a company car.

• Take it. Please, don't kill me.

• Please, no.

• I'll give you everything. Don't kill me, please.

• Whatever you say, officer.

• Give me anything expensive.

• There's a line for a reason.

• May I please have a number eight?

• I don't do drugs.

• Bye.

• Help! I've just been robbed!

• You'd have to pay me, bitch.

• How are you?

• See ya.

• No, thank you.

• I'm taking this taxi.

• The car's not worth my life.

• I won't stand for this nonsense.

• That wasn't right.

• Move or lose it.

• The clock's ticking.

• This is ridiculous. Move already.

• You're killing me with this shit.

• I'm late for a meeting.

• I'm running late as is.

• I can't afford to wait any longer.

• I'm forty going on fifty over here.

• Come on. Some of us have jobs.

• I just made partner at my firm, asshole.

• I'm really a businessman.

• What? You want my new business card?

• I moved out of the hood a long time ago, jerkoff.

• I don't listen to hip hop, dickhead.

• Do you know where I could find a good steak?

• I have no idea.

• Fucking dropout.

• Pay attention.

• Kiss my ass.

• Blow me, bitch.

• Asshole!

• I beg your pardon.

• Excuse me, please.

• Police. Somebody help me.

• I'm too old for this.

• I make too much money for this shit.

• I'm not a street thug.

• I have a lawyer to fight for me.

• No. I'm not following you.

• Help! I just got carjacked!

• Damn baby, you're beautiful.

• I got class, baby. Get to know me.

• You need a real man in your life, woman.

• I'm so late.

• The deal fell through.

• I can't just give out jobs.

• Don't worry about how much I make.

• I'm gonna look at a condo.

• Having a secretary is awesome.

• Hello.

• Talk to ya soon.

• Perfect.

• Amazing.

• Right.

• Absolutely.

• Sure.

• Fine.

• He's up there.

• Look at him. Up there.

• I just heard gunshots.

• I'd like to report some gunfire.

• It sounds like someone is shooting.

• I feel really bad about this.

• You just came outta nowhere.

• You weren't paying attention.

• I really appreciate this.

• Oh, fuck.

• Whoa.

• Unbelievable.

• Get an ambulance! Please!

• Someone! Help! I've been shot!

• I don't believe this shit.

• Oh, shit.

• Motherfucker.

• Thank you very much.

• Appreciated.

• I just got a promotion. I'll give you cash.

• I can't die like this. Please, let me go.

• I can get you whatever you want.

• Please. Set me free.

• I'm of no use to you!

MM PManhat 2 BD1

• I staying 'round here.

• Not the mother sucking wheels, man.

• What is wrong with this world?

• I suppose that was my fault, huh?

• This here is too dangerous.

• Leave a man's ride for Heaven's sake.

• You just wrecked my ride.

• The world's gone crazy.

• This contagion is outraging, man.

• You want my boot in your ass?

• Ease off the road there, friend.

• Please, remove your interference from my existence.

• Hey, I got places to go, you know.

• I'm in no mood for waiting.

• Didn't notice me, huh?

• You watch where you going.

• An apology's already overdue.

• Whoa.

• No.

• Hey.

• Damn assholes lost it, man.

• Mothersucker's going crazy.

• Help my sorry ass. Help.

• Whoa. Lord have mercy.

MM PManhat 2 BN1

• You ain't gonna die today.

• He's got a gun, Jimmy.

• It's okay to run, Jimmy.

• You mess up my threads?

• I'm just walking here.

• Don't disrespect me.

• Watch it, asshole.

• Whoa. I'm walking here.

• Look out.

• This alright. You okay to run.

• I'm a good guy.

• My face is too important.

• I gotta stop talking to myself.

MM POrient 1

• You are free to choose service.

• This very poor. Quality very poor.

• Taxi!

• I greet to you.

• Please leave car. It is much required.

• There's no trouble from this person.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• We are having much weather. Changes the driving.

• Chinese

• Money runs out. So does journey.

• Thieve of car. Stop thievery.

• Chinese

• Not ??? please.

• Chinese

• To be more careful. Please.

• You deliver it here.

• Much damage done to livelihood.

• You take car and not hurt, please.

• Chinese

• The car is yours. Very much so.

• Chinese

• Abandon transportation please.

• Where you go?

• Chinese

• You are insane.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Yes.

• Not nice thing to say. Very hurtful.

• Chinese

• I keep close your traffic reports. Never mind.

• You go front. This cooperative society.

• Chinese

• Triple be no time, you see? Quick, quick!

• You very terrible man. Curse you.

• Man. Over there.

• This is not good driving.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• We change direction now. Never mind.

• Chinese

• Thank you for successful delivery.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• You leave. You leave now.

• Please, to move.

• This cab for me.

• Chinese

• No money required. I go.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• You keep it. I retire.

• No.

• No shooting. No shooting.

• I'm good sir. Good citizen here.

• You broke ass. You make joke?

• I accelerate with gladness.

• That is him. Yeah?

• As far as you afford, I take. Yeah?

• I relish opportunity for speed.

• We drive this direction.

• Lucky number eight, please.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Bye bye.

• I am victim of crime. Thievery!

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• I not surrender cab.

• Chinese

• I go no further. You pay now.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Please make progress faster.

• Room for cars. You not car.

• Chinese

• This is not progress.

• Why always obstacles?

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Please avoid.

• Be watching forward.

• Less aggressive in walking.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Hey.

• Ah!

• Hey. Chinese

• Chinese

• Please, clear away.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Stop hitting now please.

• Fighting is not pleasure for me.

• Please not to chase. No chase.

• No. Not following. Simply walking.

• Chinese

• You lower property values.

• There's money to earn. You do that.

• Police. My car is taken. You will recover now.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Uh huh.

• Oh.

• Chinese

• Ugh...

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Oh.

• Ah.

• Chinese

• Please, look upward.

• Up there, I think.

• Police. Bullets come close.

• Help. There's bad gunning.

• Shooting happens now. Please ???

• Police. In danger from gun wounds.

• Disaster occurring.

• My new life has new life. Thank you.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Disaster occurring.

• Ah! Chinese

• Ah! Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Many thanks to you.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• You let me out. Let me out now. Out of car.

• Chinese Give money.

MM POrient 1 BD1

• Don't shoot.

• I don't wanna die.

• No, please.

• Please don't hurt me.

• Ah. My car.

• He has a gun.

• Damn you.

• Ah. Help me.

• I can't take this much longer.

• Stupid person stopping everyone.

• Who's stopping traffic?

• What's blocking the way?

• I am so tired of this.

• Why are people so rude?

• Am I invisible?

• Why?

• Careful.

• Watch it.

• Not good.

• No fighting, man. No fighting.

• Get off me.

• Oh God. Not me.

• Oh, no. Please.

• I don't believe my eyes.

MM POrient 1 BN1

• Oh shit, a gun!

• He's gonna shoot me!

• This lunatic's threatening me!

• Hey, these bones are brittle, you know.

• Sorry I couldn't get out of your way.

• I can't catch a break.

• Damn you!

• Go to Hell!

• You reckless idiot.

• Fighting's not for me.

• I'm too old for this.

• My fighting days are over.

• I can't believe my eyes.

MM Postal 1

• Please. I... I... I didn't take my pills today. Don't make me angry.

• Hey. I think you should leave.

• Lovely day, ain't it?

• Ahhh!

• It's a gun! It's a gun!

• Well, sure.

• You're not supposed to be here.

• He's gone crazy!

• Please don't kill me. I'm a mailman.

• Boys in blue gotta stick together. Right?

• Buzz off.

• Sorry. Got mail to deliver.

• Help! Anybody! Anybody! Help!

• No, thanks.

• Well, eat a wet sock.

• My mistake, good neighbor.

• Caught up in your own thoughts, eh?

• Excuse me.

• Uh, excuse me. Am I near Twenty-Three Church Tree Lane?

• Hmm. Should know that one... but uh, nope, nope.

• Ah!

• Whoa!

• Sweet luma lu.

• Hey!

• No!

• Striking a federal worker is a felony offense.

• Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow.

• Want a special delivery?

• I'm gonna stamp your ass.

• You following me? Cause I can run this route alone, okay pal?

• Just on my regular route.

• I dream of dogs and they're constantly biting my nuts.

• My life is just going down the same beaten path day after day, I mean. Well, yeah I'm a mailman. What do you mean?

• Uh, yeah. I think we can up the dosage.

• Aw. The letters. They just keep coming, and coming, and coming one after the other.

• Depressed? No, I'm fine really. I couldn't be fucking better.

• Hey. Hey how's my favorite shrink?

• Okay, talk. See ya.

• Yeah.

• Yeah.

• Yeah, but uh...

• Well, you know, okay.

• Mhm, mhm, mhm.

• Oh my God. I... I need to talk to my shrink now.

• Oh, tiddlywinks.

• Fudge. Fudge. Fudge!

• Oh no, no, no, no.

• No. Not a disaster. Not today.

• Hey, switch to decaf.

• Somebody needs a neckrub...

• Ha ha ha. No worries. Ha ha ha.

• Well, look at that.

• Well, in all my years...

• Well, thank you, good neighbor.

• I'm an employee of the federal government.

• You need counseling. I know someone.

• Let me go.

• But who's gonna deliver this mail? Huh?

MM Postal 1 BN1

• You'll get double time for shooting a federal employee.

• You don't wanna get your letters in prison.

• Shooting me is a federal offense.

• Attacking a letter carrier is a federal offense.

• Watch the uniform.

• My uniform is federal property.

• Psycho!

• Drunk!

• Sobre up!

• I'm eating your private parts for breakfast tomorrow.

• Bend over. Let me pull your colon out of your rectum.

• Open wide so I can rip your tongue out.

• First I'll eat your eyes then I'll vomit in the sockets.

• I can't wait to rip your fucking head off.

• Wanna taste your own knee caps?

• Now I smell everything.

MM Postal 1 BN2

• He's a madman with a gun!

• Ah, I don't wanna get shot!

• You can't shoot a mailman!

• You can forget about your mail now.

• Postal workers deserve respect.

• Young man, I can't hear you.

• Have respect for the mailman.

• I'm a federal employee.

• You better watch it, boy.

• Show me what you got.

• You think I'm a late mailman, huh? Huh?

• Think I can't kick your ass?

• Come on. Come get me.

• I'll show you my postal moves.

• Let me teach you a lesson.

• Oh. I thought I'd seen everything.

MM PRich 1

• I'm so bored.

• Taxi!

• Yes, I like this one very much.

• Hi.

• It's yours, please don't hurt me.

• You can't intimidate me like that, officer.

• I'm starving. Get me a large one of those.

• Get the hell outta my house. Get out.

• Boring.

• Hello.

• That sounds like harassment to me.

• Take whatever you want just don't kill me.

• This is garbage.

• The hell are you doing?

• Take it. Don't kill me.

• Help!

• That guy's got a gun.

• My car!

• Holy shit. You just hit somebody.

• Holy shit. Slow down.

• What are ya doing? No!

• What is wrong with you?

• Please don't hurt me.

• Hey. Watch my fucking car.

• You're insane.

• Hey. Careful.

• Sicko.

• For fuck's sake.

• Oh, yes please.

• Now don't get angry.

• Ugh. No, thanks.

• You hit my fucking car.

• He's got a gun!

• I gotta go.

• Oh, this would look fantastic in the library.

• Fucking bastard.

• Over there. I saw him with my own eyes.

• Did you just hit somebody? I don't believe this.

• I saw him go over there.

• Sure. Have this.

• Hey. Get away from there.

• Thank you.

• Yes, please.

• Yes. Such depth.

• Watch my car.

• What the hell are you doing in here? Get out. Now.

• Hey. Bring that back.

• Okay, let's go.

• Watch where you're going!

• Let me have that one and make it extra large.

• Excuse me, but that's my cab.

• Why so angry?

• Here. Take this.

• Run!

• PSycho!

• Please don't hurt me.

• No thanks.

• He's armed. Run!

• Hey, I know my rights, officer.

• What the hell is wrong with you?

• Hey. Get to the back of the line.

• Ugh, hello? Number four, please.

• Fuck you. I don't do that shit.

• See ya.

• Somebody help me!

• Don't be disgusting.

• Hello, darling. It's me.

• Goodbye.

• No, thank you.

• It's certainly not yours. I hailed it first.

• Mmm. Very powerful.

• Holy shit.

• Hey. There's a line here.

• Yes, now this one's interesting.

• Slow down, you're gonna get us both killed.

• Get off the fucking road.

• Learn to fucking drive.

• You shouldn't be on the road.

• Get a move on, asshole.

• Get the fuck out of the way.

• Can you hurry the fuck up?

• Would you mind getting outta the way?

• Hurry the fuck up.

• Can we please get moving?

• Hurry it up.

• What's the fucking weight?

• What are you waiting for?

• Hey. Look out.

• Watch it.

• Who do you think you are?

• Careful.

• Pay attention, asshole.

• Excuse me. Do you know the way to Gordon Street?

• I don't know. I'm sorry.

• Maniac.

• Fucking asshole.

• Holy shit.

• You're insane!

• Crazy bastard.

• Pardon me.

• Excuse me.

• Help me!

• Get this maniac off me!

• Call the cops!

• Somebody help me!

• Get away from me, fucking maniac.

• You. Are you following me?

• Hey, stop following me, you weirdo.

• I know you're following me. Do you want me to call the cops?

• What? I wasn't following you.

• Police, hello? I've been assaulted, my car's been stolen.

• Oh my God, I'm late.

• Darling, I can hardly carry on. I mean, what's the point?

• Is there all there is to life?

• I guess I thought there was more to life than this.

• Of course I remember what you said I just don't care anymore.

• All this money but I'm more unhappy than ever.

• Yes, dear.

• I'll be home later.

• Yes, dear.

• Of course, dear.

• I know, dear.

• Whatever you say.

• You say so.

• Okay.

• He went up there.

• He's up there.

• Police, come quick. It's like a God damn war down here.

• Help. Hurry. They're shooting each other.

• Get some God damn cops down here fast!

• I thought it was all over back there.

• God damn it.

• Holy shit.

• This is so fucked up.

• Oh my God. Call an ambulance.

• Ah! Get help!

• Oh, this is awful.

• What the hell?

• This is so fucked up.

• Thank you.

• Ahh... thank you.

• Holy shit, this can't be happening to me.

• Let me out. You may have a death wish but I don't.

• Holy shit. You gotta let me out of here.

• Please don't let me die. Somebody help me!

• Just let me out. I won't tell anybody.

• Hey. Careful.

• Hey. Watch where you're going.

MM PRich 1 BD1

• What? Am I in danger?

• Oh no!

• I knew I shoulda stayed indoors.

• Get off me!

• Oh. Time for a new car.

• I think I should be going.

• Hey now, that isn't yours.

• This is what I get for driving myself.

• Oh God.

• Hey.

• Excuse me. Will this take long?

• Thank the Lord for crossword puzzles.

• Maybe I should just turn around.

• This isn't very efficient.

• Sorry, what?

• Oh, dear. I'm sorry.

• Oh. Was that my fault?

• Whoa.

• Oh my.

• Too fast.

• I never did this before.

• This is fun.

• I'm going to whoop you.

• Ha. Hit me.

• Bastard. Bastard.

• Yeah. The pain is fun too.

• It was just like this, huh?

• This is fun. Ha ha ha ha.

• Oh my.

MM PRich 1 BN1

• Please. I've too much left to do.

• I just turned my life around.

• Don't shoot! I've got a new wife and a kid.

• Pardon me.

• My fault.

• Sorry.

• Hey!

• Watch it.

• Be careful.

• I go to the gym three times a week.

• I take kickboxing at the gym.

• My trainer says I have a body half my age.

• I'm not so old that I can't kick your ass.

• You'll be sorry. I got a personal trainer.

• I do this three times a week at the gym.

• Good grief.

MM SecurityMan

• You have no talent.

• Alright.

• I'm a law abider, sir.

• Number one, please.

• Get the hell out of here, you asshole.

• Hello there.

• Sir, please. I'm on your side.

• You must go home now.

• Oh no.

• Don't you point that thing at me.

• Oh, shit.

• I'm a big supporter of the police, sir.

• Yes.

• Forget it. I'm a family man.

• Please, don't.

• I saw him over there.

• He's over there.

• Put that away before you hurt someone.

• Yes.

• What the fuck are you doing in here?

• A whole lot of number three, please.

• Get that thing away from me.

• No.

• You're not going to shoot me.

• Come on, sir. I obey the law.

• I think he went over there.

• Fuck off.

• No way. I got kids.

• Alright. Bye bye.

• Goodbye.

• No, thank you.

• Fuck off and go home already.

• You wanna kill someone, idiot?

• Get off the road.

• What's the matter with you?

• Take a drving lesson.

• Excuse me, sir.

• Sorry, sir.

• Pardon me, sir.

• My fault, sir.

• Come on. Watch where you're going.

• Let's keep our eye looking forward, okay?

• Do you know where the titty bar is?

• I'm sorry. I have no idea where that is.

• Hey.

• What the-?

• Look out.

• Watch it.

• You nut.

• Cool it.

• Excuse me.

• Please, excuse me.

• You're messing with the wrong man now.

• You think you're gonna walk all over me?

• If you think I'm going to take this, you're crazy.

• Come on. Take your best shot.

• That's the best you can do?

• You're gonna have to do a lot better than that.

• I see you back there. Leave me alone.

• Give me a break already. Fuck off.

• I know you're following me. Go away.

• I'm not following anybody.

• I like to report the robbery of my vehicle.

• Oh no. Time to get off my ass.

• It must be super busy there.

• Liberty City is still as crazy as ever.

• I'm doing okay.

• Yeah. Still have the same job.

• It's pretty safe. Nothing ever happens to me.

• Hello.

• I'm going to go. Don't wanna waste your phone card.

• Yeah.

• Sure.

• Okay.

• That's right.

• Hmm.

• Yes.

• You bet.

• Uh huh.

• He's up there.

• Look. Up there.

• I see him above us!

• You saved my life, sir.

• What am I going to do with that brother of mine?

• Is working for a living really that bad?

• All my overtime is going to jail bonds again.

• I really need to get those kids over here and working already.

• When is that damned delivery service going to get here?

• Son of a gun.

• Oh, fuck. Damn.

• What the-?

• Holy smoke.

• Oh no.

• My leg's been hit.

• I'm hit.

• Stop honking already.

• Shut up. People live around here.

• Will you quit that damn honking?

• Ah.

• What the hell is that?

• Is that shooting?

• Thanks.

• Thank you very much please.

• Thank you. That's very considerate.

• What are you doing?

• Please. Let me go, sir.

• What do you want, sir?

• Let me go.

• Help! Somebody!

• Why are you doing this, sir?

• All clear.

• It's real quiet out here.

• Ready to transmit my lunch info on your signal.

• Check the lattery numbers for me tonight, okay?

• Patrol finished. All's okay.

MM Security Man BS1

• Don't shoot. That's an order.

• Chill the fuck out.

• Drop the weapon now.

• Rude motherfucker.

• Watch where you're going.

• Hey. Don't push me, asshole.

• Motherfucker!

• Stop.

• Shit.

• I'll teach you some respect for authority.

• This worse than it already is.

• Walk away while you still can.

• I'm gonna make an example outta you.

• This is the only language bitches like you understand.

• I'm only gonna tell you once. Back the fuck down.

• This company will be screwed without me.

• I don't care who he is. I ain't taking orders form nobody.

• Man, that fool couldn't organize a blowjob in a whorehouse.

• A team's only as strong as it's weakest link.

• Shit. And they say my job's not dangerous?

• Do I have to do everything myself?

• Just cause you're my boss don't mean I like you.

• Are you drunk, man? Stop mumbling.

• Your management style is a fucking joke!

• Take a page outta my book. Be a leader.

MM Security Man BS2

• Don't do it, man. It's not worth it.

• Get down. He's gonna unload.

• Somebody take this motherfucker out.

• Ever heard of sorry, asshole?

• Fucking punk. What's your problem?

• Are you trying to start something, motherfucker?

• Motherfucker!

• Fuck you!

• Hey. Watch it.

• Bitch, you going down.

• This is how we do it around here.

• All day, baby, all day.

• Don't worry. This won't take long.

• Where do you want it? Left or right?

• Are you having as much fun as me?

• Man, that second burrito was a mistake.

• Never a restroom when you need one.

• That's it. Right up the heartburn.

• Must be getting close to beer o' clock.

• Aw, shit.

• This is Special Unit 4126. I'm coming in. Over.

• Give me an egg and two cheese. Over.

• Look, tell Johnson to stay away from my sandwich.

• Area secured. I repeat, area secured.

• This is Special Unit 4126. Requesting milk and two sugars. over.

MM Security Man BS3

• Big man don't want no problem with ya.

• I ain't even strapped. Don't shoot, man.

• Not me. My wife is the one you want.

• You ain't pushing me out the way.

• Excuse you, you rude bastard.

• I know you see me.

• Watch out.

• Wait.

• Holy shit.

• My heart don't need this aggravation.

• Think you gonna pick on the big man, huh?

• I can't hit my wife but I can hit you.

• I pack a heavy punch, chump.

• I'm fast, motherfucker.

• I'm a work off some fat fucking you up.

• Doctor say no more sodium. I like salt.

• All the walking I do I can't lose no weight.

• I'm smoking this blunt come break time.

• Mmm. Wish my little jump off would come and visit.

• Holy guacamole. What the hell?

• Asset seven at a pointed post. Over.

• Base. All clear. Do you copy?

• Asset seven. Taking a little break. Over.

• Roger that, base. Over and out.

• 10-4, base. All good. All good.

MM Seller 1

• This is sending me to sleep.

• Hey. What's going on?

• Spanish Are you crazy?

• Why are you always picking on the Spanish

• Come on. I washed my hand.

• I'll go for a piece of that.

• Big cones. Fudge sauce.

• My nuts are famous.

• Get the fuck outta here.

• I hope this isn't your A-game.

• Spanish

• Oh, I feel so safe with you guys around.

• The best in Liberty City.

• This isn't my fucking car, man.

• You should stick to pumping gas.

• Chinga tu madre!

• Spanish

• Spanish

• This fucker's gonna shoot.

• How's that for service?

• Hey. You wanna buy a credit card? It's good for at least two hours.

• You know you want to. Free sprinkles.

• Please don't shoot.

• You trash my Spanish, man.

• Big bag of nuts.

• Tasty nuts.

• Big bag of nuts.

• Feel better about yourself. Buy a newspaper.

• Here you are.

• Nuts. Hot and salty.

• Don't touch my shit, you fucking asshole.

• Spanish

• Have you lost your fucking mind?

• Burgers. Fresh yesterday.

• My sausage will fill you up.

• For fuck's sake!

• Nuts. Get 'em while they're hot.

• Aw, man. I only went out for a pint of milk.

• Spanish

• Si.

• Come on. They're not gona throw themselves up.

• Spanish

• Vamos. Who wants my nuts?

• Another happy customer.

• Spanish

• Burgers. Forty percent beef.

• Lots of celebrity gossip.

• Today's newspaper: naked chicks and global warming.

• I can't take much more of this.

• Spanish

• News. And there's pictures as well.

• Spanish I gotta go, man.

• Spanish Get them here.

• Come on. It's worth the headache.

• Who wants my meat?

• Read about crime and corruption.

• Today is fucking me in the ass.

• Over there!

• There's the pendejo.

• He's got a gun. Spanish

• Interested in some alcho patches? Going cheap. Perfect for the office.

• What the fuck are you doing?

• Yeah, sure.

• Can't anybody drive in this fucking city?

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Who wants one? They're not gray when they're cooked.

• Ice cream. Whipped to perfection.

• There you go.

• Give me one of those things that looks like a penis.

• Who wants some? The creamiest in town.

• My sausage is the best.

• Spanish

• EVerybody get down!

• Somebody shoot out that fucker's tires.

• Hey, you wanna buy a pack of silencers? They put a smile on your face.

• Spanish Get off of me, asshole.

• Who's reading for an ice cream?

• Ice cream. Come on, I'm not a child molestor.

• No, gracias.

• Cono. He's gonna kill me.

• I just got a suspicious face. That's all.

• Eat my hot dog.

• Spanish That's the guy.

• Hot dogs. Hot dogs made of real meat.

• Sausage. Spicy and hot.

• My hot dogs have some crunch.

• Number four and a smile, please.

• Spanish

• Not unless you got anything for a dollar.

• Come on. They test better than they look.

• Hey. Take it easy.

• News. Read about the misfortunes of others.

• Somebody help me.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Nah. I'm okay.

• Don't put your hands on me.

• Hey. You wanna buy a cell phone? It's got loads of porn on it.

• Newspapers. Hot off the press.

• Hey. Delicious beef patties.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Check out these Perseus scarfs. Latest style, stolen this morning.

• Get your news here. Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish Move your ass.

• Spanish

• No wonder you got a fat ass.

• Nobody wants to look at you, retard.

• Fucking tourists.

• Get that piece of shit outta the road.

• Vamos. This is fucking painful.

• Move it, pendejo.

• Get a fucking move on.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Watch it, asshole.

• Fuck you.

• Fucking pendejo.

• That hurt, motherfucker.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Pendejo!

• Cajones!

• Spanish

• Watch yourself.

• Let's do this, bitch.

• Pretty fast for an old guy, eh?

• Tell me when you're ready.

• You ever seen moves like this?

• Next time I'll be ready.

• Spanish

• Fucking psycho.

• You about to have half of Cuba on your ass.

• I'm not even gonna waste my time with you.

• Why would anyone wanna follow you?

• So, we gonna go out and get some cocha tonight?

• Spanish

• If there's grass on the field, play ball.

• Maybe hit the clam palace after for some beer and titty.

• You know that Polish chick? She let's you handle the papaya for an extra twenty.

• Okay, man. Talk to ya later. Spanish

• Uh huh.

• Uh huh.

• Si.

• You know it.

• Spanish

• Mhm.

• Mhm.

• Mhm. Hmm hmm.

• There he is. Up there.

• He's up there.

• Wow, thanks. Liberty City can't afford to lose another street vendor.

• Cajones.

• Now I've seen it all.

• I gotta move back to Vice City, man.

• Aye! Spanish Help!

• Ah! Cono! Call the ambulance!

• Oh, nice.

• Spanish

• Carajo!

• Thanks.

• Muchas gracias.

• Thank you.

• You got the wrong guy.

• I'm not gonna suck you off, man.

• Breda, stop the car.

• I got no money, man.

• I'm just a street vendor, man.

MM ShortOrder

• Spanish This ain't your calling, bro.

• Spanish What's happening?

• Officer, I turned my life around.

• You crazy, bro? Spanish

• Don't quit your day job.

• Spanish What's good, my dude?

• Officer, Spanish I'm clean now.

• Whose that Spanish on stage?

• Mercy, please. Spanish

• Spanish don't waste my life, please.

• Hey, crackhead. Spanish

• Thank you Spanish

• Spanish why you acting so jacked up?

• Don't shed innocent blood.

• He went that way.

• Hurry. He's over there.

• You crackheads always fucking up me Spanish

• Spanish Thank you.

• That's messed up Spanish

• Spanish I'm a peaceful man.

• No.

• You have the wrong man.

• Officer, I don't score no more Spanish

• You see him? He's that way.

• Ah, let me get Spanish of those.

• Karma is a bitch Spanish

• I'm off of that shit, okay? Spanish

• Okay. Spanish Peace.

• Help! I'm being mugged! Spanish

• Spanish Be easy, okay?

• No.

• Spanish cocksucker.

• Rapido, rapido. Hurry up, asshole.

• Spanish You stupid or what?

• Get the fuck out Spanish

• Cross the fucking street already.

• Spanish Move that shit.

• Spanish

• Move it already.

• Spanish

• Watch it, stupid.

• Hey, bro. Spanish

• Spanish What's your problema?

• I'm clean and sober, bro. Spanish

• Spanish Ease up, okay?

• Sorry, pero. No se. No idea.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• You crazy, bro?

• Spanish

• Yo, you bugging.

• Spanish Sorry.

• Spanish

• You think you're macho, huh?

• Spanish Come on then, asshole.

• Oh, you wanna fight Spanish

• Spanish you tough, huh? Come on then.

• You think you're hot shit, huh?

• Spanish Fucking asshole.

• Spanish No more fighting, okay?

• Spanish No more, please.

• Okay Spanish You prove you're a man.

• Spanish

• Cono. You paranoid.

• Up there. Spanish You see him?

• He's up there.

• Fate dealt you a bad hand.

• The miracle of medicine.

• Spanish I guess that was fate.

• Fate dealt you a bad hand.

• Wait, bro. Spanish gangster.

• Spanish I'm fucking bleeding.

• Cono. This city's disgusting.

• Spanish That was crazy, bro.

• Oye. Gracias. I appreciate that.

• Thank you. Spanish

• Oye. Gracias. Thank you.

• I'm just a frycook, bro. Spanish

• I smell like Spanish bro. Not money.

• I ain't in the streets no more. Spanish

• Spanish

• What do you want from me, bro? Spanish

MM StreetFood 1

• It's time to consider other occupations.

• Hello. How are you today?

• My car.

• In my country, policia treats you Spanish

• The burgers are delicious.

• Did you wash your hands?

• Creamy ice for your hot mouth.

• Hot nuts is in the house.

• Leave me home immediately.

• You are as bad as the Devil himself.

• Hola, ???. I mean hello.

• Spanish

• Come on. Eat them burgers.

• Unhand my clothing.

• You are boring as a duck.

• Idiota.

• Let go of me, por favor.

• These dogs are hot. Come and eat them.

• You must be an assassino.

• Gracias for your business.

• Take a chance. It's such a deal.

• Ice with cream. Melting. Get it quick.

• Please, senor. Don't take my worthless life.

• You drive like a blind bat.

• You people cannot drive.

• We are letting nuts out of the house.

• Try my tasty, hot nuts.

• Taste my nuts.

• Read the dailies.

• With much taste.

• These nuts are hot. Come and eat them.

• Spanish

• Spanish he's going to shoot me!

• Spanish

• These burgers will make your day.

• Bite this plump meat for juicy explosion.

• Watch where you're driving.

• Open your mouth for the hot nut.

• Kiss my Spanish

• Look what you've done to my Spanish

• Spanish

• These burgers have you written all over them.

• Spanish So rude.

• Eat from where I house my nuts.

• Gracias. Enjoy this item.

• Quality merchandise.

• Put the burgers in your mouth, people.

• Liberty Tree. Daily Globe.

• Do not be ignorant. Read this, okay?

• Look what you've done.

• You are some kind of loco.

• Educated people, read these notices.

• Nuthouse. Nutty and nice.

• We have made cream of ice for you.

• You don't wanna miss my burgers.

• Current events for ignorants.

• You cabrone.

• Do you not see that idiota over there?

• Idiota.

• That imbecile is over there, amigo.

• You gun-crazy Americans are loco.

• This is a good deal.

• Get away from my vehicle.

• Yes, okay.

• Are you loco or what?

• I insist you leave at once.

• Spanish

• Hamburgers. We all like the hamburgers.

• Ice cream. For little ones and big ones.

• Another customer satisfecho.

• Did you touch the food?

• Have some nice cream of ice.

• Come and bite this plump chihuahua.

• So rude in this city.

• He's waving the pistola!

• Spanish

• It's risky but cheap. Buy these.

• You're crazy.

• Let the ice cream cream in your mouth.

• Lick some of my ice and cream.

• No.

• He's crazy with a gun!

• This is how the policia acts in your country?

• Try to beat our meat.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• My dogs is long and hot.

• Put this dog in your mouth.

• These dogs eat them, you cannot beat them.

• Let me get number three.

• Spanish

• Do I look like an imbecile to you?

• Take a bite of my hot chihuahua meat.

• Daily Globe. Liberty Tree.

• They are rubbing my things!

• Goodbye.

• No. Okay? No.

• I hope your mechanic is good.

• This car is belonging to a friend.

• Don't be an idiota. Buy it, my friend.

• Educate your ignorant self, people.

• Hamburgers. Hamburgers. No pork inside.

• Spanish

• Don't waste my blood.

• My friend, I'm selling you a favor.

• Dailys. Liberty Tree. Daily Globe.

• Creamy ice cream. Ice with cream.

• Get off the street.

• Asshole, move.

• Buddy, I'm late for work.

• You staring at the headlights like a deer.

• Move.

• Cono. You people drive like a turtle.

• Read the ???

• Spanish

• Someone. Drive, please.

• The lights is green.

• Something stinks around here.

• Excuse you Spanish

• Cono. Watch where you go.

• Spanish

• Someone needs to bathe themselves.

• Spanish

• Spanish No hablo English.

• Spanish

• Watch it.

• Spanish

• Imbecile.

• Cono!

• Spanish

• Watch it, okay?

• You wanna fight?

• I got ??? to hand out to you.

• I'll knock you out.

• Spanish I fight dirty.

• He's beating me with no mercy.

• You are so kind of ???

• You must be a ???

• I think I just shit my pantalones.

• Spanish

• Why would I follow a pedazo de mierda like you?

• Lately I'm feeling so homesick that I lack the bathing and the social skills.

• Sometimes I pick my ??? and plunge my finger right into the food.

• I don't know, this anger makes me wanna hurt people. Myself even.

• I stopped taking the medicina because I can't afford to buy it.

• Hola Spanish

• Spanish Thank you Spanish

• Spanish yes.

• Spanish of course.

• Spanish

• Spanish really?

• Seriously?

• Spanish

• No...

• Spanish

• That imbecile is up there, amigo.

• Do you not see that idiota up there?

• He's hiding up there.

• Why did you return me to this stupid life?

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Aye. Spanish I'm bleeding.

• Aye cono! Please don't shoot further.

• My shoes will smell like I do.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Gracias.

• Muchas gracias.

• Very kind. Thank you.

• I just want to get back to work.

• I think I'm having an attack of nerves.

• My ???

• Senior, please just free me.

• I think it's an attack of the heart.

MM Sweeper

• I'm hungry. Get me anything.

• This is private property.

• Hey. Good to see you.

• He's got a gun!

• Don't shoot! I have a family.

• Yeah, sure.

• Don't take another step, shithead.

• Help! There's a lunatic waving a gun around!

• Hey, I'm a good guy. I'm a fellow civil servant.

• I hate to swear, but fuck you.

• Nah.

• Suck a horse dick.

• Excuse me. My fault.

• Watch it.

• You might wanna watch where you're going.

• I'd help if I knew.

• Woman driver!

• Watch out!

• No!

• Slow it down!

• Watch it, punk.

• Can we talk about this?

• I'm gonna sweep the streets with your face.

• I'm old but I can still kick your ass.

• You have this coming to you.

• Let's go, fucko.

• Alright. Now you're dead.

• What? Are you with the CIA?

• Who? Me?

• I just had the strangest dream.

• Can you believe this shit?

• Stomp on my saggy balls.

• This is the apocalypse!

• Terrorist! Terrorist!

• Good thing I have cheap shoes.

• Aw, fuck.

• Holy shit.

• It's World War III. I knew it.

• That's mighty kind of you.

• Let me out. I'm a good guy.

• I think I'm gonna puke.

• I'm just a civil servant.

• My pension is only six months away.

MM Sweeper BN1

• Hey, put that down.

• What do you want from me?

• Are you loco?

• Penedjo.

• Oye.

• Look where you're going, man.

• Cabron!

• Pendejo!

• Spanish

• You're going down.

• You think you're better than me?

• Fuck you, man.

• Let's go, man. Come on.

• I'm gonna fuck you up.

• I'm not some dog you can kick around.

• Puta madre.

MM TaxiDriver

• Whatever. Get out of here then.

• Boo! I want my money back.

• You doing good?

• My medication is in there.

• Why you on such a power trip?

• I'll have the value meal.

• You want two barrels to the face?

• You suck, sucky.

• Here then.

• I got your badge number, boy.

• Aw jeez, I knew this day would come!

• Buy yourself some talent.

• I never get tired of meetin strangers.

• My neck!

• We'll go as far as you can pay.

• Please, my spine!

• Asshole's gone crazy.

• Aw jeez, I'm gonna die.

• Someone's gonna eat it.

• Okay, here we are, bucko.

• Aw shit, this is bullshit.

• Coward!

• Aw, I got a gun, asshole.

• I got a lawyer so cool out.

• Where you wanna go?

• My ex-wife owns half that.

• Whiplash!

• Foreign asshole!

• Come on.

• Guess so.

• Come on, I'm American.

• Seltzer with Lime. I'm an alchy.

• I gave up that shit.

• Police! The killer is here!

• Man, I whs Greg and Tony were still on the radio.

• Hey. Hey, what's the deal?

• Hey buddy, try the first cab in line.

• How am I gonna get ass now?

• It's a terrorist!

• Shift almost over.

• Payback is the best part.

• You're dead!

• There. He's right there.

• Hey. Give me a non-alcoholic beer.

• Right over there!

• Please. I'm a divorced man.

• Hey, whatever, man. Meter's running.

• What in the hell?

• Yeah.

• You thought I might forget, huh?

• Now my insurance is fucked.

• I will kill you if you don't get out now!

• My brother's a cop.

• I could eat a whore. Number two, please.

• Not me, please.

• You remember me, bitch?

• Help! Psycho in my cab!

• Freaking lunatic.

• Asshead!

• You're fucking outta your mind.

• Just let me get my medication.

• Nah.

• I quit smoking for this?

• Don't you have no ethics?

• Taxi's take money, asshole. Get a job.

• Police, I spotted the murderer!

• Hold on, I'm hauling ass.

• That's the one! See him?

• I'm high on anger, pal.

• I'm sober, give me a diet Sprunk.

• This ain't charity. We go till you run out of money.

• Hey, you pay, I'll speed all day.

• Police! I see him! I want my reward.

• On our way. Uh, don't play with the windows.

• Uh, give me a number three, uh, extra sauce.

• Eat shit and die.

• Ah, that shit'll kill you.

• Okay, bye.

• Later, alligator.

• Nah, thanks.

• Be good.

• Please, it's not my medallion.

• See ya.

• Yo, yo.

• You probably hate America.

• I don't wanna die.

• You gotta be jacked on meth.

• Can't get ya any closer, buddy.

• You drive like a bitch.

• Nice driving. You blind?

• Your mother's a whore.

• Typical crackhead.

• Another MP3 airhead.

• Another airhead.

• We're getting old here.

• Hey! You're taking all day.

• I got some pussy to get to.

• Time is money, monkey boy.

• Hey, I'm working here.

• This town is ruining my health.

• Is everyone a shitty driver?

• Where's a cop when you need it?

• Hey, you guy glaucoma?

• Anyone say I'm sorry?

• I got a bad back.

• Oh, why did I quit smoking?

• Jesus tits, you're rude.

• Say you're sorry.

• Hey, you know where I can get some pussy?

• Go buy a GPS, asswipe.

• You blind?

• My knees.

• Watch it.

• Lunatic.

• My hemroids.

• Oh no!

• Hey, pardon.

• Trying to get through.

• Little baby wants a ???

• Come on, pussy!

• Little girl wants to scrap?

• Yeah baby, let's go.

• I kick some ass.

• You got a fucking problem?

• You gonna miss them teeth.

• I will fist you like a bitch.

• Whoop that ass.

• Let's see some blood.

• Knock their teeth out.

• Kick him between the legs.

• Finish him!

• Hey, you a ghost? Leave me alone.

• You trying to hit on me?

• Stop following me before I bust your face.

• Why would I follow a loser?

• 911, my cab's been stolen.

• Guess what, asshole?

• You piece of shit.

• I've had pussy stronger than you.

• I don't think so, wacko.

• Come sit on my face, honey.

• Let's see those meat curtains.

• Hey, how 'bout I see some titties?

• Nice junk in the trunk, baby.

• Oh, I'll eat you good, baby.

• Pay them already.

• Well, check that drawer.

• Ah, she was the worst head ever.

• Ah, these hookers are killing me.

• Paying for sex is the way to go though.

• Okay, don't catch any diseases. Later.

• Oh yeah?

• Really?

• Uh huh.

• Carborator?

• How fat?

• No way.

• Shit...

• Yeah, yeah.

• That one up there.

• See him? Asshole's hiding.

• He's up there trying to be sneaky.

• I blacked out like in college.

• Fuck a coal miner.

• Fake stripper tits.

• Oh my Lord in Heaven.

• This is horrible.

• Terrorism. I know it.

• You shot a cab driver.

• Call an ambulance. My leg!

• Shut that shit off.

• We hear ya asshole.

• You're killing my ears.

• Oh, great.

• Call the DEA, FBI, and NSA.

• This town is outta control.

• Ah, thanks.

• Wow. Thanks.

• Man, I really appreciate that.

• Please, man. I wanna live.

• Oh God, I'm dead.

• Why ya doing this?

• Let me out, I'll pay ya.

• Oh no. Oh no! Stop!

• To force then raped by a stranger.

• Thanks, dispatch.

• Hey, keep your panties on.

• Can someone else please take that?

• Roger that shit. 10-4.

• 10-4, good buddy.

MM Taxi Driver BD1

• This guy's an asshole.

• Help. It's a terrorist!

• What is this shit? My car.

• May Poseidon swallow you whole.

• My car.

• This guy's insane.

• Who is this malaka assaulting my property?

• You stupid malaka.

• Malaka. He's got a gun!

• To Hades with you, malaka.

• Malaka. Get your shit moving.

• Come on!

• These roads are awful.

• I'm gonna start shooting.

• I'm Greek, you know.

• I'll bust your ass with some Zeus shit.

• Hey man, don't make me whoop your ass.

• Malaka.

• Stupid Americans.

• Shit.

• ???

• I'm gonna kill you.

• Putana.

• I'm gonna beat your ass.

• You don't wanna fight me.

• Yeah, that's my car, asshole.

• You don't fuck with the Greeks.

• Great Zeus.

MM Taxi Driver BN1

• Run!

• Call the cops!

• Help!

• Hey.

• Watch it.

• Careful.

• Damn you.

• I curse you.

• Asshole.

• You ready for my right hook?

• I could crush you with one hand.

• Don't be a fool.

• You'll be sorry.

• I don't wanna have to do this to you.

• I got you now.

• Oh my God.

MM Train 1

• Get off that stage.

• What up?

• Punk ass bitch. Get off.

• Whatever you say, man.

• Can you extra-size that shit?

• Bust outta here, man.

• You're embarrassing yourself.

• Hey, yo.

• Sure, sure. Whatever.

• You think you can touch me?

• You suck.

• Damn it all to fucking ah!

• You know who you're messing with?

• Yo, yo. Get down.

• Hell no.

• Hell no.

• Get off me.

• You blind?

• That ain't my car, asshole.

• Son of a bitch.

• Cool. Yeah.

• You got PMS or something?

• Not gonna get angry.

• Shit, man. Don't pop me, man.

• Yeah, you better run, punk-ass bitch.

• Check it. He's right there.

• Yo, he's right there.

• Don't make me bust your ass.

• Yeah. For real.

• Not now. Come on.

• Who the hell are you? Get out.

• You wanna test me? Come on, motherfucker.

• Don't put fucking mustard on it, alright?

• Damn, yo. Chill.

• Dude is packed. Dude is packed.

• I'm gonna find you!

• Shit.

• No thanks.

• No way.

• Yeah, yeah.

• Damn, I'm hungry. Yo, let me get two number twos.

• God damn leprechaun looking motherfucker.

• That's probably some oregano or something.

• Yo, I'm out.

• Yo, anybody see that? Anybody?

• Peace.

• Nah.

• Who the hell are you?

• Get the fuck outta here, you whack-ass, Frankensteined haired motherfucker.

• Damn homeless crackhead whackjob.

• I'm gonna run this punk over. I will.

• Yo, man. You in the road, you know that?

• Outta the way.

• Yo, you gotta be kidding me.

• This fucking city...

• Move. I got places to go.

• Move that piece of junk.

• I'm the only one that wants to drive around here.

• Damn, man.

• Pft. Whatever.

• Yeah, what's up?

• Come on now, man.

• Yo, chill.

• Nah. Don't know.

• Whoa.

• Shit.

• Hey.

• Watch it.

• Damn.

• Gotta keep moving.

• Excuse me.

• You want your ass whooped?

• You gonna take me back to the old me.

• You wanna test me, huh?

• I'm gonna berserk a motherfucking rage on your ass.

• Yeah.

• Ooh. Whoop that ass.

• Oh, shit. Did you see that?

• Hell, no. This is outta control.

• Put your hands up. Damn.

• Get the hell off of me.

• Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

• I'll whip around the block and kick your ass from the back.

• Follow me then.

• Peace out, asshole.

• Now why would I be following you?

• Look up.

• He's up there.

• Look. He's up there, man.

• That was fucked up.

• Fuck, man.

• I saw a bright white light and everything, man.

• Damn, man.

• That was fucked up.

• Fuck, man.

• That's my favorite leg. Damn.

• Ah. My fucking kneecap.

• Fuck.

• You gotta be kidding me.

• This is crazy, man.

• Nice one.

• Cool, cool.

• Thanks, yo.

• Big mistake.

• Don't make me go ninja on your ass.

• Pull this thing over.

• Get the fuck outta this car.

• Look into my eye and tell me what the hell is wrong with you.

• Yo, I saw a rat the size of a pit bull in the tunnels.

• That overtime was my overtime, you know what I'm saying?

• Quit tripping and get back to work, man.

• Telling you man, the dude was down in the tunnels for months.

• Tell her I'll talk when my shift is over, alright?

MM Telephone

• You want me to shoot you?

• Oh, hi.

• Can't we negogiate? I'm a businessman.

• Buttfuck.

• I have that one.

• Get out.

• Russian

• Go back where you come from.

• Shit.

• No. No. No.

• Russian

• Don't kill me.

• What did you do to my car?

• Hey. Stop it.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Ah.

• Oh, yes.

• Okay. Whatever.

• Russian

• I'll kill you.

• He's over there.

• There.

• I don't want to die.

• Don't do this. Russian

• Yeah, sure.

• Russian

• Get the hell out now.

• Hey.

• Russian

• Is that a real gun? Fuck.

• I know Russian mafia.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• He's right there.

• Russian

• I take number seven, please.

• Russian

• No. Not for me.

• Russian

• Help! I've been mugged!

• See you later.

• Russian

• Russian

• Go fuck yourself.

• Russian

• You want me to run you over?

• Shit. Who is this idiot?

• Move it. Russian

• Move it. Russian

• Time is money. Let's go.

• Come on.

• Russian

• Hey.

• Russian

• Russian

• What's your problem?

• Russian

• You blind?

• Can't help you.

• Hey. Hey.

• Shit.

• Russian

• Russian

• Coming through. Thanks.

• Russian

• I'm gonna show you some moves from back home.

• I have brains and muscle.

• Russian

• I'm an entrepreneur. No fighting.

• Oh no. No way.

• Russian

• No way. I follow nobody.

• He's right up there.

• Look up. There.

• Shit. Up there.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Thank you. Thank you.

• This is bad idea.

• Let's discuss as businessmen.

• No need to kill me, please.

• Russian

• Same old problem: wires, wires, wires, wires.

• Nothing exciting to report.

• I need a raise if I'm gonna fix this.

• You know, I'm not gonna be your phone guy forever. I have plans.

• Russian Big problem here.

MM Tennis

• Hey, good looking.

• Hello there.

• It's gonna hit me! The stray bullet's definitely gonna hit me!

• Um... okay. Yeah.

• There. Look there.

• I'm not hanging around here.

• He's over in left field.

• He's there!

• Yes, yes, and yes.

• I can run like a linebacker, asshole.

• I prefer seeing people killed on the internet. Not in person.

• Didn't they teach you racial profiling at the academy? Don't bother me.

• He's going long.

• Go away, will ya?

• Catch you around.

• See ya later.

• Please, just leave me alone.

• Hey, all those girls on my computer are old enough.

• Hey, can we work this out? I didn't know she was a working girl.

• You better not have scabies.

• You mess with my rhythm. What the fuck?

• When I go running, I forget all about that bullshit.

• I can't help you now. I'm in the zone.

• I'll sue your ass!

• I've got your license plate!

• My elbow!

• Whoa!

• Did you want me to follow you? I will.

• I wasn't following you. Why would I follow you?

• Channel Zen. Be still.

• Be still. This'll pass.

• I haven't been laid with paying for like... a year.

• You wouldn't kill a pathetic loser like me, would you?

• He's up there.

• Look. Up there.

• I hear shots. I'm under attack. Please help me.

• There's gunfire or something. I don't wanna die.

• Did I have another heart attack?

• Ah. Just great.

• Oh, shit.

• That's not cool. Shit.

• I'll never play tennis again.

• I needed that leg. Ah!

• The world is ending. I knew it.

• This is it. The fall of Western civilization.

• I'm hyperventilating. I need a paper bag.

• I knew this was gonna happen. I knew I'd be kidnapped.

• You can have anything, just please don't hurt me.

MM Tennis 1 BD1

• Stay away from me. Oh my God.

• God dammit.

• Damn you!

• Christ.

• Help. Help me!

• Hey. Get the Hell outta here.

• What the fuck?

• Stop it. Don't shoot me.

• Help!

• Come on. Move it.

• Hurry up.

• Get on with it.

• I'm in a damn hurry.

• Come on.

• Hey.

• Look out.

• Watch out.

• Bastard.

• Idiot.

• Crazy half-wit.

• Leave me out of this.

• Get away from me.

• No. Don't hurt me.

• What the Hell?

MM Tennis BN1

• Don't do it. Don't pull the trigger.

• Why? Why?

• No. Please. I have children.

• Hey, I'm here, man. I'm here.

• Thirty years ago, I wouldn't have taken that.

• Watch it. I'm no pushover anymore.

• Shit.

• Watch out.

• Help!

• Thank you, tennis shoes.

• I should stay and fight. What's wrong with me?

• I'm no kind of man. I know it.

• Wow. Game, set and match.

MM TrampBlack

• How about a little loyalty to humankind?

• Sup, family?

• I ain't scared of yous but yous scared of truth.

• Help the homeless out, pal. Give me number four.

• Get out, mommy and stop haunting my house.

• Sup, partner?

• You ain't nothing but pawns for the Illuminati.

• Mommy, I told you no one gives a fuck.

• Come on, man. She's haunting my dreams.

• You won't take me alive, reptilian.

• I smuggled this off the mothership. Buy one.

• Stinking alien lover piece of shit.

• No way I'm marching to that mothership.

• Oh, so what. You coulda did with the aliens already?

• You know, aliens visited us in ancient times.

• I'm the on fighting these alien bastards. Help me out.

• I need money to stop aliens from invading Earth.

• I know the truth about your alien masters.

• They done infiltrated the military. We got to do something.

• Mommy's haunting me right now, dead ass.

• A small donation for the anti-alien crusader?

• Help. They trying to take my sperm.

• You must be one of them. In disguise.

• Who put you up to this? The grays? The reptilians?

• See that gray alien there? He hiding next to them.

• I smoke so my mom's ghost can breathe the fumes.

• He's over there. Next to my mommy's ghost.

• You do want protection from the aliens, right?

• Sure, buddy. Thanks.

• Can you give a buck to the anti-alien rebellion?

• Illuminati scum. Where your search warrant? Get out.

• Mommy, you just gonna have to wait, okay?

• Have mercy on the homeless. Give me a number six.

• Maybe you ain't hear. Aliens invaded Earth.

• Mommy, I said I was sorry. Don't kill me.

• Hey. This'll keep you safe from reptilians.

• Don't do it, mommy. Please, no more killing.

• You know you really works for aliens, right?

• Listen up, you. I'm talking sense here.

• Oh, did the gray Reticulans tell you that lie?

• Fuck you, reptilian. Think I don't fucking know it's you?

• No, thanks. I already know the truth.

• Come on, buddy. It's time for humans to unite.

• Goodbye and beware the gray aliens.

• I'm homeless and I need to bury my mommy. Can you help?

• Aliens taught man how to harvest tobacco.

• Well, my momma's ghost strongly disagrees with ya.

• Take care, hear? There's reptilians among us.

• No, buddy. Thanks.

• That there's a lie spread by malicious reptilians.

• Can you donate money to fight the aliens?

• You could be homeless and haunted too, you know.

• With this, those gray aliens can't hurt you.

• Fuck off, you stupid fucking gray alien fuck.

• This is protection the aliens don't know about.

• If we don't stop the reptilians. Who will?

• My momma haunts me so I need to bury her. Can you help?

• Ain't like driving a UFO is it, Mr. Alien?

• Your driving blew your cover, Mr. Alien.

• What's wrong? Bad signals from your mothership?

• Siding with the aliens, huh? Human race traitor.

• Shoulda known. Damn shapeshifting aliens.

• No. No more medical experiments, please.

• Don't be passing aliens onto me, you sheep.

• Mommy, is that you inside that man?

• It's my sperm, not yours, alien.

• Mommy. I'm so sorry for killing you, mommy.

• Pst. Reptilians is taking over. Pass it on.

• That's a lie spread by conniving Venusians.

• Oh, did reptilians from Orion tell you that lie?

• My momma's ghost said yous dead wrong.

• We're allowed to stay homeless so aliens can hunt us.

• On the coldest nights, my momma's ghost keeps me warm.

• Monster aliens kidnapped me, made me ejaculate and cloned me.

• You want me to help you find a victim? No sir.

• Mommy, I'm sorry.

• The Illuminati?

• Mommy don't kill me.

• Get sober he say. After what I done witnessed? Ha.

• Oh, mommy. Look at me now. You proud?

• The reptilians done won. I'm a just drink 'til it's over.

• I can't believe I killed my own momma.

• Alcohol. Created by aliens to control man.

• You all need to wake up. Aliens is among us.

• Yous all sperm banks for aliens. A flock of sheep.

• I'm a beat that mask off your reptilian face.

• That's it, mommy. I'm whooping you back to the grave.

• It's time I stood up to you, reptilians.

• Stop haunting me, mom or I'll kill you again.

• You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien.

• I'm a beat my momma's spirit up out of ya.

• You ain't taking me alive, reptilian.

• Mommy, this is for all the years of abuse.

• Don't let the grays escape to they ship.

• Crush those reptilian before they enslave us all.

• Whoop him. Don't let him take yous to the mothership too.

• It's time. The earthly rebellion starts now.

• Don't let them aliens take your sperm.

• No. Yous aliens just want my sperm.

• The ship has descended. I gots to escape.

• I'll get you next time, reptilian.

• That you, mommy? Stop haunting me, please.

• I know what you're after, alien. My sperm.

• Oh no. You won't do alien medical experiments on me.

• I'm not following you. I'm on the alien's trail.

• He up there. Next to my momma's ghost.

• Next to the gray alien up there.

• What? Oh no. The aliens took my sperm.

• Cheesy vaginas.

• You see? Reptilian death ray. Gotta be.

• Oh no. They done killed another truth seeker.

• Aw. Man, you planting a tracking device in my leg.

• Aw. The mark of the Beast. It's my leg.

• Oh no. It's the reptilian mating call.

• You hear them horns? Gray aliens mating.

• Ow, mommy. Did you leave me a clue?

• The aliens are getting bold with they attacks.

• Mommy, is he trying to get my attention?

• Oh, gosh. Well, thank you now.

• Hey. Wow, fella. Thanks.

• Are you taking me to the mothership?

• Please, Mr. Alien. No more sexual experiments.

• You done froze the time on my watch.

• Yous gonna steal my semen, ain't ya?

• Okay, I'll stop telling America the truth about aliens.

• Yous aliens can't stop the modern Paul Revere.

• Stop the messenger but you aliens can't stop the message.

MM TrampBlack BN1

• Hey look, everybody. Life on a fucking superpower.

• Fucking smoking ban. War on Terror. More like a war on fun.

• Yeah. Shoot me, you fucking right-wing psycho.

• So I blow guys for cigarretes. That don't make me gay.

• Am I the only one in this country without a gun?

• Oh shut up. I should of never given you that speed.

• The more we smoke, the more money President ??? has to go bomb people.

• Oh fuck me. You smell like sewage.

• How did I end up hanging out with you?

• Don't you got a home to go to?

• Can't you see I'm urinating here?

• Oh. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dead pigeon.

• I blame the government.

• Ugh. Whatever, bro. I gotta go vomit.

• Why have I got an erection?

• I can't even remember the last time I washed my hands.

• Billions of dollars on war and we're still eating outta trash cans.

• Yo. They say you shouldn't chill on your own door step, but I don't have a door step.

• Motherfucker.

• Bitch.

• Fucking Republican.

• Yeah. This is what I'm talking about.

• I'm gonna knock you out and then I'm gonna French kiss you.

• I've got a belly full of petrol and I'm ready to dance.

• Those clothes are gonna look real good on me.

• Hell. What a day. I love this shit.

• Give me five dollars, you can do more than hit me.

• Fuck a duck. This is some heavy duty crack, man.

MM TrampBlack BN2

• I ain't hurting nobody.

• Don't never trust no bitch.

• i just get high.

• One hit have you high all day.

• You know this ain't right.

• True.

• I don't talk to police.

• For sure.

• A'ight.

• I just need one more fix.

• Can't find good dope no more.

• Fuck rehab.

• You damn right.

• Got that right.

• That's what I'm talking about.

• I love my pipe. They love me back.

• Police always fucking with me.

• I ain't never snitched.

• Fuck you.

• Ah!

• Mother.

• I been fighting all my life.

• I ain't taking no L.

• No way you gonna punk me.

• I ain't nobody's bitch.

• I'm fucking crazy.

• You sorry motherfucker.

• What the fuck is that?

MM Trucker 1

• Hey, sweetheart. Let me get you a drink.

• Hey. Get off the stage.

• Learn to drive, asshole.

• What's up?

• Hey, great tits. Can I buy you a drink?

• Hey. Get the hell off me, man?

• Yeah. I don't know what you talking about, man. I ain't done nothing.

• Man, I need a feeding. Make it a large.

• Hey, man. Get the fuck outta here.

• Hey. Go home, dickhead.

• Hey.

• Hey, my man. I didn't do nothing.

• No. Don't hit me. I just ate.

• You suck.

• God damn.

• No. No, please.

• Jesus Christ.

• Hey, hey, hey. You want a genuine ??? One careless owner.

• No. Not me.

• You made me spill my soda, you freaking idiot.

• I hate you all.

• What the fuck are you doing?

• Hey. This guy's crazy.

• My man, you can leave me alone. I'm innocent.

• That's the second time this week.

• Aw shit.

• Shit.

• Aw fuck it.

• Shit.

• HEy. Hey. Watch the road.

• Yep.

• Help me. Somebody.

• A nice cold beer for me, please.

• Hey, man. Fuck that. I'm all about the meth.

• Hey. This car wasn't cheap you know.

• I just got back from the body shop.

• Hey, man. Don't do it.

• God damn it.

• He's there. Look.

• Hey. I'll have a Patriot, please.

• Oh. Right over there.

• Hey, man. Don't kill me.

• Hey, hey, hey. Cheap smokes.

• No! Oh. Get off my shit.

• Yes.

• You crazy bastard.

• Aw, shit. Look what you've gone and done.

• Hey. Get the fuck out of my place, dickhead.

• You bastard. You damn bastard.

• Holy shit.

• I'll have a large portion of that, please.

• Ow. Get off me.

• Oh. Jesus.

• Hey. Gimme back my car.

• Hey, hey, hey. My man. You wanna buy a watch?

• I feel sick.

• Nah.

• Please don't shoot.

• I didn't do shit. I swear I didn't do nothing, man.

• That's him. Over there.

• That shit will kill you.

• Hey. Give me a beer.

• Christ.

• Hey. Give me a number forty-two.

• No. Fuck off, man.

• Hey. No way. That's how I got my old lady pregnant.

• A'ight, man. I'll see you.

• Alright, bye.

• No.

• What the-?

• Man, fuck Vinewood. Buy some pirate DVDs here.

• Go get fucked.

• Help. Help me.

• Damn maniac.

• Hey, hey. I got video games. Just two dollars, people.

• You drive worse than my boss.

• Hey. Where'd you learn to drive?

• You might as well just fucking walk.

• Hey. Hurry it up.

• Hey. Get moving.

• Hurry up.

• Hey. You're blocking the road.

• Hey. What are you doing?

• Hey. Move it.

• Hey. Hit the gas, buddy.

• Get a move on.

• Come on. I'm so hungry I'm gonna be sick.

• Move it. I'm gonna miss the start of the film.

• Move your ass.

• Hey.

• Yo. Watch it.

• Hey, yo. Watch where you're going, you dipshit.

• Dickhead.

• Asshole.

• Oof.

• Hey, my man. By any chance, do you know how to get to Bridge Street?

• Hey. What do I look like to you, a thesaurus?

• Dickhead.

• Jesus Christ.

• Holy fuck.

• No.

• Whoa.

• Asshole.

• Excuse me. Coming through.

• Excuse me. Coming through. Excuse me, please.

• Man, take this.

• I'll whoop your ass.

• You want one in the face?

• I'll take you down.

• You're going down.

• You're shit.

• Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• Yeah, do it.

• Come on. Come on.

• Fight! Fight! Fight!

• Oh yeah, man.

• In the face! Oh, in the face!

• Hey. What's your problem? Quit following me, asshole.

• Hey. Stop following me, you freak.

• Yo. Get the fuck away from me. You some kind of stalker?

• Nah, man. You got it wrong. I ain't following nobody.

• Hey. I left a six pack of Patriot in there.

• Hey. What gives you the damn right to take my car?

• So fuck you, buddy.

• You're a damn piece of shit.

• Hey, yo. You got some fucking balls on you.

• I can't believe you tried to take it, you son of a bitch.

• I oughta punch you.

• Woo. Show us your tits.

• Hey. Great ass.

• Yeah. I love your tits.

• Hey, baby. Baby, come over here.

• Man, you one sexy bitch.

• Nice ass, biatch.

• He's up there. Up there.

• He went up there. See?

• Hey look. Up there. You see him?

• I saw a white light and shit. And angels.

• Jesus holy shit.

• Ah. Shit.

• Holy fuck.

• Yo. You see that?

• Shit.

• Holy shit. You shot my fucking leg.

• Ah. That really fucking hurt.

• Shut up.

• Please stop that fucking horn.

• Hey. Shut up. Driving me mad.

• Dammit. My brand new shoes.

• Whoa. Fuck.

• Holy shit.

• Hey, thanks.

• Hey. Thank you, man.

• Oh, cool one.

• Please. Just let me out.

• Why don't you stop here and let me out?

• Hey, let me out, man. I'll just wear you down.

• I got kids, man. Please let me out.

• Jesus shit. Please.

• Oh, holy shit. This can't be happening.

• Yeah. I read you, dispatch.

• Yes, dispatch. On my way back in.

• I'm en-route. Quit your freaking bitching.

• Yeah. I made the pickup.

• I just made the drop-off. I'm heading back now.

MM Trucker 1 BD1

• And just who the fuck are you?

• Motherfucker's gonna cap me.

• I'll break your face, motherfucker.

• Don't you ever touch me, motherfucker.

• I'm gonna whoop your ass.

• Fuck. Dude's strapped.

• You're fucking with my ride, bitch.

• You're gonna pay for that, motherfucker.

• Take it easy, guy. I don't want any problems.

• You must want me to beat your ass.

• Yo. Who is this fucking clown?

• What's this fool doing?

• Hey, dumbass. You're blocking the road.

• Why you choose now to get stupid on me, huh?

• It's not like I'm hard to see, motherfucker.

• Ever heard of saying sorry, asshole?

• Bitches bounce right off of me.

• Asshole.

• This is gonna hurt.

• No fucking way.

• This is the most exercise I've had in years.

• Shit. I'm tired already.

• I can't remember the last time I broke a sweat.

• I'm gonna need to lay down after this.

• Shit. I'm working up an appetite.

• Who feels stupid now, motherfucker?

• Guess this gangster shit ain't working out for you, buddy.

• Fuck. That's some crazy shit.

MM Trucker 1 BN1

• He got a God-damn gun!

• Stop this guy. He's got a gun.

• Get this crazy motherfucker away from me.

• Hey, motherfucker.

• Push me and I beat your ass.

• Get your hands off me.

• Holy shit.

• Oh my God.

• Whoa, motherfucker.

• I'm a fuck you up.

• I was a boxer in my day so watch out, bitch.

• I can end this in a second.

• You sure you wanna carry on, motherfucker?

• You about to feel some real pain, asshole.

• Come on and hit me, motherfucker.

• Oh shit. What the fuck is this shit?

MO Busker

• Stay cool, huh?

• Hey.

• I just play jazz.

• Yeah. Please.

• There's the guy you're looking for.

• I'm sorry you don't like my music.

• He's over there.

• There he is.

• Yeah.

• I'm just an old jazz guy.

• Gimme a break. Please.

• You're the man. You pathetic square.

• That crazy guy. He's over there.

• You philostine.

• Goodbye.

• Bye.

• You awful square.

• I'm just a busker.

• I was only playing jazz.

• Careful.

• Look out, man.

• Where's your respect for the arts?

• I don't know.

• I'm a musician, not a map.

• You hethen.

• For fuck's sake.

• My saxophone. You prick.

• Me? Follow you? Ha.

• No way.

• Be cool, man. I'm a street guy too.

• Come on, man. I'm too old to run.

• Don't make me run. I'm too old.

• Aw. I ain't running. I'm too old for that.

• He's up there.

• That's him. Up there.

• Police. Some maniacs are shooting at each other.

• Police. There's a maniac firing a gun.

• Thanks.

• Fucking squares.

• Oh, man. That is not cool.

• Not cool.

• My leg!

• My leg! You asshole!

• What the hell?

• What is going on?

• Thanks.

• Thank you.

• Thank you very much.

• Give me a break. You're worse than my sons.

• Let me go. I'm just a musician.

• Give me a break. I'm just a musician.

MO EastEuro 1

• Hey. It's the old life, huh?

• Russian

• Taxi.

• Hello.

• Russian

• ??? okay.

• Can I get that hot?

• Who are you? What do you want? Leave.

• Boo.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• My dream is to have best smelling cab in all the Liberty City.

• Russian

• I will take you as far as you can afford.

• Ahhhhhh!

• Help me.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Okie dokie, friend. Here we are.

• Russian

• What a country, huh?

• You just hit that person.

• Please. I love you.

• Ahhhhhhh!

• Okay. Where to?

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Who will fix this? Huh?

• Absolutely.

• Russian

• You know, my wife would be very angry at me.

• You never have cab smell so good, yes?

• I go psycho on you, bitch.

• Russian

• I spray cab with my wife's perfume.

• Russian

• He's there.

• Russian

• I love a good cigarette.

• Russian

• Russian

• Ugh... okay. Russian

• Please, no. I love America. I'm good citizen.

• Good job, buddy.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Someone, please.

• Okay. I'm in a big hurry.

• It is fresh, yes.

• Excuse me.

• Hey. Russian

• Get away from me.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• No.

• Russian

• Yes, sir. Of course.

• Why you get in my cab with no money, huh?

• Late for a big date, friend?

• Well... then I will take you part of the way.

• You in hurry, huh?

• Hey. Okay. Russian

• Ugh... give me two number two's please.

• Ha ha ha ha ha.

• Russian

• I have vodka.

• Help! I am robbed!

• Liberty City. What a place, huh?

• Russian

• You said it. Yes. You said it.

• Russian

• Mhm.

• Hey. This is my cab.

• Russian

• Russian

• Feed him to the circus bear.

• Hey. Go fuck, alright?

• Russian

• No time to waste, huh?

• Hey. Who are you?

• Russian

• Your American prison doesn't scare me.

• ??? mental patient today. Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Hey you and your daydreaming. Go.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Not now. Not now. Come on.

• Russian

• Excuse me.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• My apologies.

• Whoa.

• I ugh... I... I... I cannot help you, friend.

• Ah!

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Animal.

• Are you crazy?

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Ugh... my car is robbed.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Uh huh.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Hmm.

• Russian

• Are you crazy?

• Russian

• Russian

• My dearest apologies.

• Russian

• Move your head up. See?

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Thank you very much.

• I am good American. Please, let me go.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• This is not a movie.

MO EastEuro 1 BD1

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

MO EastEuro 1 BN1

• Help. He's got a gun.

• Gun!

• He's got a gun.

• Watch where you going.

• You are very rude.

• Asshole.

• Maniac!

• You almost kill me.

• Hey.

• Leave me alone, you animal.

• I don't wanna fight.

• Get away from me.

• Oh my God.

MO GRus Hi 1 Full 1

• I once robbed an old woman. God will forgive me.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• I have hunger. Feed me with your shit.

• Russian

• Russian

• Hello.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• I have my own whores. They have fewer diseases than you.

• Put weapon away before my hand is forced.

• I don't know what you want but you should leave.

• I am too old to put up fight. You win.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• This is not a safe place for you to be. Go now.

• Russian

• As a man, you must forgive me. Let me live.

• I have learned many tricks in my day. You do not want to push me.

• No.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Get rid of that thing. It's not going to impress nobody.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Come on. This America. Give me food quick.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Ha ha. I'm too old for this.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Get out of here, boy. I will not like to get physically violent with you.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• My whores are only for Russians. Get lost.

• You're asking a man who's bored with these chemicals.

• Get me some more of your shit American food. I have hunger.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• MY whores would be jealous if I were to fuck with you.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Farewell.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Yes.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Do not make stupid mistake. Put weapon away.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Damn American.

• I thought one could not buy licenses in this country.

• Get out of the throughway.

• Move yourself.

• Traffic flows more efficient under Communism.

• I have many young girls to be attending to. Move your car.

• Move your stupid American motor vehicles.

• Russian

• Excuse me.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• I am older but strong.

• I am an old man but I shall fight.

• Age has taught me many things. Beware.

• If it was a fight we must have, I do intend on losing.

• The last person I punched was an eighteen year old whore.

• ???

• This is a joke, no? Ha ha ha ha ha.

• Russian

• Russian

• You were fucking with the wrong people.

• You realize to screw with me was mistake.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Be cool. You must chill down.

• Step away from this situation, comrade.

• You will cease your shitface behavior, okay?

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• I no speak English. I can't understand.

• What you say? I no speak this American language.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Hello there, pretty lady.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Of course.

• Russian

• Russian

• Ah!

• Ah!

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• ??? no more of this honking.

• Cease your incessant honk honk honk.

• Russian

• Russian

• Take cover, stupid man.

• Get in cover.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Thank you with much kindness.

• Russian

• Cease this vehicle, sir. We will part company.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

MO GRus Hi 1 Mini 1

• Cover me now.

• I need my medication.

• Please. Get me a doctor.

• It would be wise for you to leave.

• Hey. Why do you do this?

• Look what you fucking done.

• Give me cover.

• To leave would be smart.

• You fucking idiot.

• Careful. I have a heart condition.

• Move, you piece of shit.

• Get outta the way.

• Fucking move now.

• You're making me angry.

• You drive crazy.

• Where are you going?

• You are only making it worse.

• Don't be stupid.

• I am not that old.

• I'm going to damage you.

• You'll respect me after this.

• I'll teach you what pain is.

• Show some fucking respect.

• You don't want trouble with me.

• You making a big mistake.

• Be smart and fear me.

• What are you fucking doing?

• I'll watch his every fucking move.s

• I'll look at every fucking step he makes.

• I'm watching you.

• You make me do this.

• It belongs to me.

• This is the end of you.

• You little shit.

• You deserve this.

MO Hasid 1

• You should learn to cook.

• Cabby.

• ???

• ???

• You're a big man going after me.

• Give me that.

• Get out of this household.

• It's time for a different career path.

• Hello.

• Look at the brave policeman.

• ???

• Get back to washing dishes.

• ???

• ???

• Ah!

• Get away.

• ???

• That was a human being.

• Use your eyes, man.

• This again? Why am I still not upstate?

• ???

• ???

• You're a desperate man.

• ???

• ???

• Yes, please.

• Why am I not upstate already?

• ???

• No.

• ???

• I saw that miscreant over there.

• You can't just run people over.

• The man you want is over there.

• Of course. Now go get cleaned up.

• What are you doing?

• This is the place.

• Yes.

• ???

• You are trespassing. Get out.

• ???

• We need to leave.

• Bring me that.

• I've got this taxi.

• Why do I live in the city again?

• Here. Use this for a good meal.

• ???

• ???

• Take a powder.

• Thank you. No.

• Stop him. Stop him.

• It's come to intimidating normal people?

• Hey. There's a line for a reason.

• Number one, you talking box.

• Get away from me with your filth.

• ???

• Someone help me.

• Hello. I finally found a payphone.

• Goodbye.

• No, thank you.

• No. It's mine.

• ???

• You think you're a special person?

• Are you blind?

• I should live long enough to bury you.

• I bet sorrow is all your mother ever sees in you.

• You have salt in your eyes or something?

• Move it, you damn slowpoke.

• Hey, ??? How about today?

• Move it.

• Come on. Move it.

• I don't want this engine overheating.

• You people are slower than humanly possible.

• Has the whole world gone into slow motion?

• I'm hating this city so much these days.

• There's no liberty in this city's traffic.

• Use your eyes next time.

• That was uncalled for.

• Control your animal impulses.

• You don't know where you're going.

• Three times today I've been bumped.

• Use a map. I don't know.

• Careful!

• Cretin.

• ???

• ???

• Lunatic!

• Excuse me.

• Mmm. Excuse.

• You people are disusting.

• Animals. Vermin.

• You can work this out peacefully.

• Vile, disgusting excuse for humanity.

• You people make me sick to my stomach.

• I'll run all the way upstate if I have to.

• You have no place in human society.

• I see you there. Go away.

• You think I'm blind? Get away, scum.

• You're the animal tracking me? Go.

• I don't follow any earthly person.

• A piece of urban scum stole my conveyance.

• ??? I'm late.

• I've been looking at real estate upstate.

• I'm sure we can hire a bus to drive us in.

• I'm worried about the children getting the wrong message.

• There's too many animals in Liberty City today.

• That scum will subvert the children.

• I got you.

• Yes.

• Mmmm.

• I see.

• Uh huh.

• Correct.

• Of course.

• He's up there like a monkey.

• I saw him climbing up their elike a spider.

• Police. I need to report shooting.

• Police. There's shooting going on.

• Police. I hear shots.

• This I can't believe.

• I owe you my life.

• Ah. Dammit.

• This I can't believe.

• What is this world we live in?

• ???

• I've been shot in the leg.

• What is this ??? I stepped in?

• Now what?

• Again with the nonsense?

• Thank you.

• ???

• Thank you very much.

• You people have ruined this city.

• I just want to live a good life.

• Why bother getting up in the morning?

• ???

• ???

• ???

• ???

MO Hasid 1 BD1

• Get off of me.

• My son. Don't do something stupid.

• Okay. Okay. It's just a dent. No problem.

• You're not an animal. You're a man. A man!

• See what you did, you animal?

• No!

• Stop this barbarism.

• ???

• Put it down.

• Why do you do this? I'm a human being.

• What's with this traffic?s

• Okay. I wait.

• Perfect time to breathe.

• I need to slow down a bit.

• Respect me. I'm a human being.

• Where was your mother during your upbringing?

• Hey!

• Wah!

• No!

• Watch out!

• No need for violence.

• What's with the anger? Calm down.s

• Treat me like a human being.

• Stop it.

• That was immature and thoughtless.

• What did I do to you, huh?

• What did I tell you, huh?

• Get outta my car.

• It's the end of the world.

MO Hasid 1 BN1

• Running at my age? ???

• Don't shoot. I'm going already.

• Come on, old legs. Run!

• What, are you bumping me now?

• Alright already with the bumping.

• Stop with the nudging, okay?

• Oy vey.

• What?

• Look out!

• Okay, already. Stop with the crap.

• You think I ain't seen this before?

• What's with the ???, ya putz?

• Watch out there, schmuck. Warning.

• First the sharting, then the fighting...

• Oh. Very clever. Look at me, I'm a clutz.

• ???

MO Hotel Fot

• Please to meet you.

• Whatever you say, officer.

• Hey. Get outta my place.

• Hello.

• I can't die. Not yet.

• Kill a scumbag, not me.

• Get lost, okay?

• Why don't they lock these scumbags up?

• Uh huh.

• That's just typical.

• Help me, someone.

• Look. The asshole is there.

• There. He's there.

• Anyone gonna help me here?

• Please, do not.

• Yes.

• You are not welcome here.

• Idiots. God damn idiots.

• That guy's insane.

• Nah nah.

• Why me?

• Hey, man. No problem.

• That guy. The asshole. He's there.

• Give me something real heavy.

• Go to Hell.

• Absolutely not, you loser junkie.

• See ya.

• Someone. Anyone. Please.

• Bye.

• Nah.

• Screw you.

• Oh my God. A killer.

• Hey, stupid.

• Can some idiot move that idiot?

• When will the world get outta my damn way?

• Hey. Let's all park in the damn street, eh?

• This is designed to move, you idiots.

• Move this crap. I need to go.

• Oh. Excuse me too.

• Watch it, stupid.

• What? No apology?

• Damn these kids.

• Idiot.

• What?

• Ask someone else, okay?

• Watch it, asshole.

• I'm walking here.

• In off the sidewalk.

• Hey, idiot.

• Hey. Watch it there.

• Move it.

• I use to be great at this.

• I'm gonna learn you a lesson.

• Idiot. Stupid asshole.

• Get off me.

• Shit.

• Asshole.

• I gotta get to work fast.

• This is your own personal route?

• I see him. Up there.

• Look. Up there.

• Look. It's raining assholes.

• Hey. Thanks. You're okay, you know?

• Dammit.

• Jeez. This city's going downhill.

• This is all damn bad.

• Aw. Jeez. My leg.

• Oh. My leg.

• Scum on the street. Now this.

• Whoa.

• Many thanks.

• Thank you.

• This is not your damn car.

• This is not yours, okay?

• I don't wanna die.

• Hey. Mister. You make a terrible mistake.

• Hey. I'm ready and waiting.

• What? You got something for me?

• Hey. I'm on a break here.

• That ain't my job and you know it.

• What now? Sheesh.

MO Janitor

• Do I have cook magnet on this thing?

• Uh... let me get ... uh... um... uh... that.

• Hey, man. Get the fuck out.

• Hey.

• Oh. No. Not again.

• Why always me?

• You're not conning my kids off, man.

• Why does this lemon always get best up?

• Get off of that.

• Oh no. Not again.

• How many times does this have to happen?

• Shit. I can't afford any more repairs.

• Call the boss and tell him I'll be late.

• My car.

• Throw your shit on the working man, why don't you.

• I'm blowing this joint.

• Why do I even bother with a job?

• Oh no. Not again. I just paid off.

• Si. Fantastico.

• What? Do I have a "hit me" bumper sticker or something?

• You trash passing. This is private property.

• Aw. Work is for chumps.

• No. No.

• Aw. Forget it.

• Get away from me. I got a family to support.

• Can you punch in for me on your way?

• Hey. Cool it. I'm on your side.

• Oh shit.

• Let me get a number six... uh no, a number twelve, please.

• Why don't you just fuck off?

• No, thanks. I can't.

• No. Not again.

• Fuck off.

• Some of us needs to get to work.

• Don't make me come over there.

• What are you doing?

• Get outta the way.

• I have to get to work.

• Some of us work for a living.

• I gotta punch in.

• If I'm late again I'll be canned.

• Oh, excuse me.

• Watch it.

• Careful.

• I have no idea where that is. Sorry.

• I don't know. Sorry.

• Shit.

• Dammit.

• Crazy man.

• Psycho.

• Lunatic.

• Killer!

• You think I'll be easy? Think again.

• Get a job.

• Wanna pick on a working man, huh?

• Think a working man is just a chump? Wrong.

• This people are crazy.

• There is too much of this shit.

• I don't need to see this.

• What a lunatic.

• Follow? I got a job to be at.

• Whoa.

• Yeah, baby.

• I know quality when I see it.

• Oh, shit, man.

• Damn it. I was in a better place.

• Son of a bitch.

• Holy shit, man.

• Damn.

• Oh no. These are my work shoes.

• Oh shit, man.

• Damn. That's loud.

• Muchas gracias.

• Please drop me off at work.

• You think it's cool to rob a ??? man?

• Please don't kill me.

• I'm a ??? man. Please.

MO Janitor 1 BD1

• Help me, somebody!

• Cono. You are an idiot.

• Ah! Ah!

• That was your fault.

• Watch out. He's got a gun.

• Hey. Get away from there.

• Spanish Are you blind?

• No no no. Please don't shoot.

• Hey, man. Watch it. Watch it.

• Let's go.

• Come on. Spanish

• Get a move on.

• Spanish Move.

• Spanish Let's get going.

• Hey.

• Spanish Watch yourself.

• Oye.

• Pinchy cabrone.

• Pendejo.

• Moron.

• What are you doing, man?

• Tranquilo. Tranquilo.

• What's your problem?

• What the-? Ah!

MO Janitor BN1

• Maniac on the loose.

• Arrest this guy, man.

• All Hell just broke loose.

• Why always me?

• Hey. Watch it there.

• Next time, man.

• Hey man.

• Keep on the road.

• Whoa.

• Cops. Cops. Get the cops.

• A stroll down here, man.

• Many crimes happening here, man.

• Jesus Mary. Holy shit.

MO PEastEuro 2

• Here. You can get out here.

• Be more funny.

• Taxi.

• Russian

• Take it. Just don't hurt me.

• I'll do whatever you want.

• I'll have one of those, please.

• Get out of my home.

• Get off the stage.

• Go away.

• You got the wrong guy.

• Please. I don't want any trouble.

• You are awful.

• This is just part time work for me, you know. This isn't career for me.

• Fuck.

• I can get you part of the way there.

• Don't hurt me.

• Run away!

• Help! Help! He's got a gun.

• Are you kidding me?

• You drive like maniac.

• Here you go, my friend.

• Oh no, my cab.

• I didn't see your face. Just take it.

• Even in Russia, I enjoyed American cigarettes.

• Please, take it. It's yours.

• Holy shit, man.

• That's mine, you American savage.

• Where to, my man?

• Don't kill me.

• I just got this out of the shop.

• I'm out of here, you maniac.

• Come back here!

• Russian

• Russian

• That was very hurtful.

• Get away from me, you filthy prostitute.

• I can't wait for my shift to be up.

• You have destroyed my car.

• Sorry, buddy. You should take the first cab.

• Don't shoot me.

• Holy shit. I gotta go.

• Do you know we have to pee in bottles? It's ridiculous.

• I hope you rot in Hell.

• That's him. He's over there.

• I can't believe you just hit someone.

• Cigarettes are becoming way too expensive.

• He's over there.

• Whatever you want, buddy.

• Here you go. Take care.

• Leave it alone!

• Thank you. Take it easy.

• Yes.

• You just hit my car.

• What the fuck are you doing? Get out.

• Help me. Somebody help me.

• Let's go. Move it.

• I'll have a number seven, please.

• What are you doing? This is my cab.

• Why would you say such a thing?

• I am not heartless. Here you go.

• Help! This savage is out of control.

• He's got a gun.

• Russian

• Help. This guy's an animal.

• Oh God. No.

• Russian

• This savage has a gun!

• This is all big misunderstanding.

• I don't do this for free, my man.

• Put on your seatbelt.

• I can't take you all the way. This isn't charity.

• No problem, my man.

• No problem. I will get you there, buddy.

• Hey. There is line here, buddy.

• Let me have a number eight.

• Right. You're right.

• Fuck off.

• No. I don't want your drugs.

• Goodbye.

• Somebody help me. I've been mugged.

• Cigarettes are much cheaper in Russia.

• I do not require companionship this evening.

• I think you are right.

• Farewell.

• No, thank you.

• Russian

• Get lost. I was here first.

• Oh shit.

• Get back in line.

• Go sit on horsecock.

• This is as far as I can go, my friend.

• Did you see that?

• I want to speak to a lawyer, pig.

• You smell like a pig.

• I'm innocent. I'm innocent.

• Move it.

• Get out of the way.

• Get out of the road.

• Move, you imbecile.

• This happens everytime I'm late.

• Get out of the way.

• Move it.

• Get that piece of shit moving.

• You're blocking traffic.

• Watch it.

• Learn how to walk.

• Get out of my way.

• Asshole.

• Idiot.

• I don't speak English.

• Hey!

• American savage.

• Stupid American.

• Watch out.

• Mudak.

• Excuse me.

• Russian

• I must break you.

• You will lose.

• You don't stand a chance.

• Is that all you got?

• You hit like a bitch.

• Please don't hurt me.

• I won't fight you.

• No. Please don't hurt me.

• Leave me alone.

• Help me! Someone please help me.

• It is merely a coincidence.

• Hello, police. Some savage just stole my car.

• I'm getting very bored of this country.

• Everyone makes jokes about buying blue jeans.

• They make jokes everytime I buy loaf of bread. It's ridiculous.

• The vodka is no good here.

• I liked it better in Russia.

• Hello.

• I have to go. Goodbye.

• Uh huh.

• Russian

• Russian

• Russian

• Mhm.

• Russian

• Give me everything you've got.

• Give me that. Now.

• Hand it over. Now.

• He's up there.

• He went up there.

• Boy oh boy. I am so sorry.

• I'm sorry. I didn't see you.

• Are you okay? I'm so sorry.

• Thank you. I thought I was going to die.

• Shit.

• Oh no.

• My leg.

• Help me. My leg.

• Disgusting.

• What the hell?

• Holy shit.

• Thank you.

• Russian

• Shit. Shit. Shit.

• This is really bad.

• Pull over. Please, pull over.

• Let me go. Let me go!

• Let me out!

MO PEastEuro 2 BD1

• But I didn't do anything.

• Ah. My leg.

• Get off me.

• Ah. My neck.

• No. Don't shoot.

• What are you doing?

• It hurts. Please help.

• Wait. You have a wrong man.

• Ah. My heart. My heart.

• I am a patient man. I am a patient man.

• I'm gonna run you over. I will.

• Look for God's sake. Look.

• Let's go.

• Ah. I'm sick of patience. I hate patience.

• Hey. Tough guy. Enough, huh?

• No manners. None at all.

• Ah. This immigrants.

• Ah!

• No!

• Animal.

• Get the hell away from me.

• Beat up an old man, huh?

• I call the police on you.

• Terrorist. Ah!

MO PEastEuro 2 BN1

• Crazy man has gun.

• Watch out, everyone.

• Hit the decks.

• You rude American.

• What is problem?

• Watch out.

• Ah!

• Asshole.

• Die.

• Oh man. Screw this.

• This worse than ???

• American crazies.

• Oh my Goodness.

MO PHarBron 1

• Your show does not elevate.

• That's a savage action.

• Do you all have something vegetarian?

• Get outta my castle.

• Your show lacks knowledge.

• Peace.

• Your show's garbage.

• That crash was not peace.

• Don't take the black man's car.

• Don't shoot the old man, G.

• The savage is outta control.

• That crash is now cipher.

• You got it, brother.

• Build, man. Don't destroy.

• You got a Devil mentality.

• Jive motherfucker.

• You non driving pawn.

• Why can't ya act civilized?

• Put on some clothes, girl.

• Don't send me to the essence.

• Fucking savage.

• You destructive devil.

• Yes.

• You dogged my car's physical.

• Step off my square, G.

• Respect the old head, G.

• Oh, shit. He's got the ???

• Theiving devil.

• This devil gonna shoot somebody.

• I'm a righteous black man.

• Let me order number seven. No pork, please.

• I don't defy my temple that way.

• Help. They've taken my cream.

• Get gone, you sexual savage.

• It's the old head calling.

• Nah, man.

• You moving out a turn, devil.

• Get a move on, pawn.

• Is you deaf, dumb and blind?

• It's your move. Come on, G.

• Now it's the traffic.

• You've got us all in check, huh?

• Your driving is now cipher.

• Show some jive and drive.

• Stimulate the traffic, G.

• You're blocking my move, G.

• Step out my square, G.

• Keep it peace, brother.

• Knowledge my square, G.

• I need proper direction.

• Can't help you, G.

• Savage.

• You devil.

• That ain't civilized.

• The wise know to retreat.

• No phyical justice for me.

• I'm too righteous to fight.

• Fighting is now cipher.

• I'm not copying your move, G.

• Get civilized, you bum.

• Wake up. You're mentally dead.

• You need knowledge, not money.

• Looking fine, my queen.

• Every cake needs a cream, baby.

• You wanna be my Earth, baby?

• I made 400 off that chest cane, G.

• Girl, I'm retired. Only work I do is in bed with you.

• See, each one gotta teach one. That's if we're gonna elevate.

• When I first got knowledge of self it changed my life.

• Girl, I'm the maker, the owner, the father of civilization.

• Peace. What's today's math?

• Stay righteous, G.

• Righteous.

• I can dig it.

• I knowledge that.

• Right on.

• That's peace.

• Cool. Cool.

• Word is bond.

• Word.

• His physical form is reborn.

• Son of a gun.

• Dog gon it.

• Wow. Return to the essence.

• A physical form destroyed.

• I stepped in the wrong square.

• That's a move I ain't see coming.

• You see that, G?

• Thanks.

• Thank you.

• I'm being hold in check.

• I'm not your pawn to capture.

• Free me, you savage.

• You kidnapping devil you.

• Nothing gangster about kidnapping an old man.

• Watch the black knight, G.

• Watch out. Black knight on the move.

MO PHarBron 1 BD1

• Oh my God. Help me.

• Son of a bitch.

• Holy mackerel.

• God dammit.

• Somebody call for help. This guy's gonna kill us all.

• Get outta here.

• Aw God. Not again.

• Are you insane?

• Hey. What do you want?

• Hurry up.

• Move it.

• Hey. Move your ass.

• Hey. Can you move outta the way?

• Come on, people. I ain't got all day.

• Didn't see you there.

• What am I, invisible?

• Don't push me outta the way, man. Have a little respect.

• Damn you.

• Son of a bitch.

• God dammit.

• Why don't you leave me alone?

• Get away from me.

• I ain't gonna fight you.

• What in the name of-?

MO PHarBron 1 BN1

• I'm against violence, man.

• This just ain't right.

• Let me slide, please.

• Love is the best motivation.

• Drugs cripple the community.

• Define yourself as a person.

• My God.

• Holy smoke.

• Holy shit.

• Get away from me.

• Think about what you're doing.

• Stop this nonsense.

• What in the hell?

MO PJersey 1

• Hey. What is this shit?

• Hey. Taxi.

• How are ya?

• Hi there.

• Asshole.

• Fight terrorists. Not old men.

• I got a coupon for half off a number three.

• I'll shoot your kneecaps off.

• Come on. This stinks.

• Hey.

• I look foreign to you?

• I'll kill your ass.

• I've slept through better shit.

• Probably a foreigner.

• Help!

• Terrorist.

• I'll be praying for you.

• Jesus.

• Oh. This is just great.

• Stop it. Help him.

• Hey. You gotta stop.

• I'm being rammed.

• Sure.

• You high or something?

• This city is insane.

• You do this to a retiree?

• I will tear you a new asshole.

• Tough to see a fellow American down.

• This guy's a terrorist.

• Come back you...

• Who's the fucking asshole? Huh?

• Yeah.

• Fine then, asshole.

• ??? please.

• I'm a vet, shithead.

• It's a highjacking.

• Asshole.

• That way. Get him.

• Look, we don't do that in America.

• Give me a scotch. Neat.

• They're over there.

• He's gonna kill someone.

• This guy's psycho.

• Don't buy drugs with this.

• Someone wants a problem?

• Nice job.

• Yeah.

• You hit me, asshole.

• Get the fuck outta here.

• Get back to your own country.

• You terrorists all drive cabs? Get going.

• I hope you're not a trainee. Number two, please.

• Hey. You blind? My cab.

• You got a real chip on your shoulder.

• I'm retired but I can help.

• Holy shit. He's got a gun.

• I'm calling the NSA.

• Foreign piece of asshole shit.

• Nah.

• Call the FBI.

• I fought for your freedom, asshole.

• Call the NSA.

• I'll have a whiskey and a Piswasser.

• Oh my God.

• That asshole's line jumping.

• A number eight. And don't skimp on the sauce.

• Go suck a terrorist cock.

• That shit finances terrorism.

• Later.

• Nah.

• Help! I've been mugged.

• Please, no.

• Hey. Let me talk to Arty.

• See you later.

• Nah.

• It's my cab.

• You terrorist piece of shit.

• Damn foreigners. There a line.

• Bye bye.

• Liberal pussy.

• Oh my God.

• What... what are you doing?

• You retarded?

• Try walking, jerkoff.

• I will run your ass over.

• Hey. We walk in this country.

• This is what happens with open borders.

• Probably an illegal immigrant.

• Move, stupid.

• Hey. Today asshole.

• Let's go. Come on.

• We walk on the right in America.

• Foreign prick.

• Try saying sorry.

• Learn to walk.

• This is America, stupid.

• Probably a terrorist.

• Buy a map, shithead. I'm busy.

• Watch it.

• I got your plate.

• Hey, shithead.

• Ow.

• Foreign asshole.

• Old man coming through.

• Make way, please.

• I killed a man in 'Nam.

• Come on, sissy.

• Hit an old man? Come on.

• I'll knock your face off.

• Chew their ass up, baby!

• Police. A terrorist took my car.

• Hey. Nice tits, sweet tits.

• Hey. Come here. Come sit on my stuble, honey.

• Hey, come here. Can I shoot a load on those tits?

• Nice guns, honey.

• You gonna burn the house down.

• Look, I'm retired. Don't bother me.

• Yeah. They're probably a terrorist.

• I saw it on Weasel News.

• Only conservatives love America.

• Let's see some blood.

• Alright. Whoop ass.

• Kill that foreign ??

• Rip their tits off.

• Screw this. I just retired.

• I ain't gonna die.

• You're a psycho.

• Run.

• Help.

• I don't follow freaks. Freak.

• I'm on my way. Stop nagging me.

• Fine. Whatever. I'm going to the bar.

• Uh huh.

• Yeah.

• Okay.

• Really?

• Wow.

• You don't say?

• Mmm.

• Sure.

• Hurry, hurry, hurry. Up there.

• They're up there, man.

• Holy shit.

• What the high, holy hell?

• My God. You saved me.

• Son of a whore.

• I knew it. Terrorism.

• Call the terrorist police.

• Just like in 'Nam. Shit.

• Ah. My leg's been shot.

• Dirty foreigners. Filthy.

• Holy shit.

• What the high, holy hell?

• Hey, thanks.

• Thank you very much.

• Much appreciated.

• Your kind is shit.

• Help me!

• Holy shit.

• Hey. I'm a vet.

• You gonna torture me?

MO PJersey 1 BD1

• That's not a joystick, you schmuck.

• Who's the blind fuck?

• My baby.

• You desensitized fuck.

• Help! Psycho!

• My fucking car, asshole.

• A gun is so much easier than a job, right?

• Get a job, you punk.

• Am I the only one who has to be anywhere?

• Thinking about something important, Einstein?

• What is this, the Swami meditating up there?

• Some of us have to work.

• Take your time. Don't worry about us working people.

• Excuse me.

• Excuse.

• Pardon me.

• Hey.

• Come on.

• Asshole.

• Punks today think fighting solves everything.

• Desensitized cretin.

• Go play a video game, sicko.

• Whoa. What's going on?

MO PJersey 1 BN1

• Don't fucking shoot me.

• I don't have any money.

• Gun! He's got a fucking gun.

• You ain't got no fucking manners, you know that?

• People today are so fucking rude.

• What a fucking jerk.

• Ha! You fucking jerkoff kids.

• Hey. You got some balls.

• You could fucking kill someone like that.

• Stop it. You're gonna give me a fucking heart attack.

• Aw come on. Do I look like I wanna fight?

• Leave me alone, will ya?

• Holy fucking shit.

MO Street 1 BD1

• Don't shoot me!

• What have you done?

• Ah! Leave me be!

• My car.

• Save me.

• Stop. What are you doing?

• Get away from my car.

• Help! This man has gone mad!

• Get off me. Get off me.

• Hurry yourselves.

• You must hurry, please.

• You must get outta the road.

• Hurry please.

• Come along everybody.

• You should not do that to me.

• Where are your manners?

• Have you no respect for your elders?

• Foul dog!

• Evil pig.

• Maniac.

• You must leave me alone.

• I've done you no wrong.

• Get away from me.

• ???

MO Street 1 BN1

• Don't shoot please.

• I'm a man of hard labor. Please no.

• ??? This man has a gun.

• Please ???

• You must be careful.

• Damn you.

• Watch out!

• Ah!

• Watch it, you ??? donkey.

• Please stay back. ???

• Go to Hell, stupid donkey.

• Stay away, you dog's ass.

• Fucking donkey.

MO Suited

• Please, let's discuss this.

• What happened?

• I'll call the police. Let me be.

• Oh dear.

• He has a gun.

• Excuse me. Excuse me, please.

• My car.

• I knew I shouldn't have come here.

• I say, what do you think you're doing?

• Oh dear. This delay is unfortunate.

• Excuse me.

• Please move on. I don't want to use my horn.

• Could we get this moving please?

• What seems to be the obstruction?

• Excuse me.

• Please be more careful.

• Some people should learn to pay attention.

• Please stop.

• Oh no!

• Watch out!

• Oh dear me.

• Please don't.

• This is unacceptable behavior.

• Oh my!

MO Suited BN1

• Call for help before I have a heart attack!

• Ah! He's after me!

• Get this maniac away from me!

• What? Careful.

• Be more careful, young man.

• You can't just knock into me like that. I could get a serious injury.

• Road hog!

• Crackpot!

• Lunatic!

• Don't hit me!

• Get off me!

• I don't want to fight you.

• Oh dear God.

MY AirWorker

• You suck, man. This is killing me.

• Hey. How you doing?

• Ow ow. ???

• Yo. Yo. You screw with me, you screw with the union.

• Give me something good in the biggest size you got.

• You ain't supposed to fucking be here.

• Hello. Hello.

• Get off.

• Fucking reckless.

• Hey. Hey. Come on, buddy.

• It's a gun.

• Yo. You wanna buy a camera? It's already got some great pictures of Vice City on it.

• No way.

• If you'da kept to the speed limit.

• Geez Louise.

• Yo. Yo. Hey. Do you have to?

• The fun started in the mornings.

• Yo. We got road rules for a reason.

• Yes siree.

• Why dammit?

• Get outta here.

• That was a union car.

• He's here.

• I got him.

• I don't wanna die.

• Hey. I got some almost new luggage for you.

• No you don't.

• Hit me with it.

• Oh, it's all fun and games til someone gets hurt.

• This ain't somewhere where you can be.

• Aw, man.

• Aw, shit.

• Good luck, buddy.

• You want some cheap duty free?

• No.

• Not for me.

• The union's gonna protect me.

• I see him.

• I don't want nothing fancy. Just food.

• Fuck off.

• Not me. I'm staying clean.

• Later on.

• Somebody. I'm being robbed here.

• Catch you round.

• No.

• Oh geez.

• Yo. You want a bag? It's already packed for a holiday.

• Up your ass.

• This ain't worth it.

• I can lift any kind of luggage you want.

• Jaywalker.

• Hey. Cross at the lights.

• Selfish is what you are.

• Let's get the traffic moving.

• Everybody stick to your lanes.

• One person fucked this up for everyone.

• Sorry.

• Watch where you're going.

• You're in my path.

• You ain't walking right.

• I was here before you was.

• Head up, sucka. Eyes in front.

• I can't even tell an ass from a tit sometime. I don't have a clue.

• Jeez!

• No way!

• Whoa.

• Ah!

• Hey move it.

• I'm walking here.

• This old fox trot.

• We gonna duke this one out?

• Nothing below the belt, right?

• I'm outta here.

• See yous around.

• Fuck that. I know when to run.

• Fuck that. There ain't no shame in running.

• Yo. It's all in your head.

• Oh shit. They better not be starting without me.

• He's up there.

• Look up.

• Hello? Up there.

• Aw, shit.

• Crap.

• Holy shit.

• Jesus.

• Ow. My fucking leg.

• You shot me in the leg!

• Aw fuck. I've to wipe this somewhere.

• I was seeing stars.

• Whoa!

• Thanks.

• Nice.

• Yo. Come on, bud. Be reasonable.

• I didn't buy a ticket for this ride.

• Where's the next stop?

• What the fuck? You taking me to dinner and a movie?

MY Airworker 1 BD1

• Don't shoot. I'll do anything.

• This should get me a month off work.

• Are you crazy?

• This is gonna cost you a lot of money.

• Help! He got a gun!

• Hey, asshole. Get away from there.

• One whiplash clean coming up.

• No! He's gonna kill me!

• Get off me, asshole.

• What is the moron doing?

• Hey. Wake the fuck up.

• How are you not dead already?

• Are you some kind of idiot?

• A road block? You've gotta be kidding me.

• Bite me, moron.

• I'm big but I'm not that big.

• What the fuck?

• Shit!

• Fuck!

• Hey!

• Stay away from me.

• I'm a lot faster than I look, you know.

• You're not even worth it.

• Holy shit. I didn't see that coming.

MY Airworker 1 BN1

• Call the police!

• I'm gonna shit myself!

• Call the Feds!

• You itching for a fight?

• What's up your ass?

• Don't screw with the union.

• That ain't safe.

• I drive better.

• You asshole.

• Hey. I'm a union guy.

• Gimme a break.

• You're a junkie.

• I gotta blog this shit.

MY Barman 1

• Is it just me or is this shit?

• Hey there.

• I'm not causing any trouble.

• Get the hell outta here.

• Who wants to see my dick? It's gotta be better than this.

• What's up?

• You ain't nothing but mouth.

• Someone throw something.

• Get down. He's gonna shoot.

• Police. He's trying to kill me.

• What's your poison?

• How can I be of service?

• Yeah, yeah.

• Man, I can't win for losing.

• Fill your boots.

• Served with a smile.

• Watch out. He's got a gun.

• Choose your weapon.

• There's the motherfucker.

• That's the guy!

• Yeah.

• Get the fuck out.

• You know it don't pay to hate.

• This'll take the edge off.

• He's gonna kill us all!

• No.

• Help! Somebody put this lunatic down.

• Yo, chill, chill, alright?

• There he is.

• What can I get you?

• The biggest number five you can manage.

• Let me guess: uh... pina colada?

• Fuck off.

• No. Not since that bad trip in '89, man.

• This'll sort you out.

• Peace out, man.

• Get that down you.

• Help! I've been molested!

• You look like you could use a drink.

• See ya.

• No.

• Satisfaction guaranteed.

• Fuck you.

• Watch out, man.

• Hey.

• So much anger.

• Watch it, big guy.

• You're lucky I'm passive aggressive.

• Sorry. Can't help you.

• Fuck.

• Son of a bitch.

• Shit.

• Watch out.

• Ah!

• Excuse me.

• I'm coming up your rear.

• You need to tighten up your game.

• There's so many ways I could fuck you up.

• I hope you like hospital food, motherfucker.

• Come on. Put some muscle in your hustle.

• I'm not gonna take this shit.

• I'll be ready for you next time.

• He's crazy.

• Racist.

• You need help, man.

• Lay off the coffee, freak.

• I don't care if she's sixty-five. As long as she doesn't expect me to go down on her...

• She needs some arm candy. It's win-win, man.

• How much are we talking?

• Tell her I'm gentle. Loving with a penis like a baby's arm.

• Beggars can't be choosers, man. At this point I'd marry a goat.

• Hey. What's up?

• I feel good about this. Call me as soon as you have news.

• Uh huh.

• Uh huh.

• Mhm.

• Yeah.

• Sure.

• Great.

• Sounds good.

• He's up there.

• Up there.

• Thank you, doctor.

• Shit.

• They're not gonna pin this on me.

• I thought this stuff only happened on TV.

• Ah. That asshole shot my leg.

• Ah, shit.

• Shit.

• Fuck me.

• Thank you.

• Thanks.

• Thank you very much.

• Come on, man. Just stop.

• Is this a citizen's arrest?

• You've got the wrong guy.

• Come on.

MY Barrier Cop 1

• Could you look any more like a terrorist?

• Shit. We got a live one.

• Nothing for you to see here, buddy. Move it along.

• You must be fucked in the head, son.

• What part of this barricade don't you understand?

• I don't think so, asshole.

• Hablo English. Surroundo, motherfucker.

• Are you outta your fucking mind?

• Oh, it's on now, bitch.

• You do know I'm allowed to shoot you, right?

• This ain't a democracy, boy. Back off.

• Don't make me give you a taste of the stick.

• Not on my watch.

• Somebody wants a cavity search.

• Don't make me go all second amendment on your ass.

• Illegal coming through.

• I'm taking you down, dumbass.

• Looks like we've got ourselves a smartass.

• Shit. This doesn't look good.

• What the fuck?

MY Barrier Cop 2

• Best find yourself a detour, shit-for-brains.

• Let's fry this cocksucker.

• Like I'm gonna let you through?

• We're under attack!

• Don't be starting no trouble. I'm warning you.

• Why do I get all the psychos?

• Don't test me. Back your shit up, bitch.

• This is charcoal-eight. I repeat, charcoal-eight.

• It's a fucking Jihad.

• The best way to protect freedom: take it away.

• Well, check out this swatty-face motherfucker.

• Another fucking tourist. Go home, asshole.

• We got ourselves a freedom hater.

• See. This is why we're a superpower, buddy.

• This route's closed, buddy. Mayor's orders.

• Shit! It's a God damn terrorist!

• Don't even think about it, asshole.

• It's closed buddy. Blame the Jingoism Act.

• I'm not trained for this!

• Are you fucking kidding me?

MY Barrier Cop 3

• Congratulations. You win moron of the day.

• Call the president! It's a Taliban!

• You wanna be going the other way, son.

• You're dumber than a bag of shit, son.

• Closed, buddy. Too many foreigners around.

• Fuck me running.

• So we got ourselves a troublemaker.

• This asshole's about to get shot.

• Are you fucking kidding me?

• It's closed. Read the news, asshole.

• And just where do you think you're going?

• This shit's closed.

• I told you this was a shitty barricade.

• Come to see your tax dollars in action, huh?

• I'm not in the mood for any bullshit today.

• You think you can fuck with America, boy?

• Tell me this isn't happening!

• What? You think this barricade's just for show?

• It's a democracy breach!

• I'm gonna lose my stripes over this.

MY Barrier Cop 4

• Hey, asshole. Leave this area now.

• You are now a terrorist.

• Haven't you heard Weazel News? This area is closed.

• This guy wants to die.

• You look like a terrorist. Turn around.

• Holy shit. Terror alert.

• Please. Leave this area now.

• Watch out. He's coming through.

• Call dispatch. He's coming through.

• This closed due to the War on Terror.

• Turn around now. This is not a freedom zone.

• This is a secure area. No crossing.

• Lock and load. We've got a terrorist.

• Observe the barricade, citizen.

• This area is closed, shithead.

• Illegal crosser. Fire.

• Call the choppers. They're coming through.

• No crossings allowed.

• He's gonna cross.

• Terrorist!

MY Barrier Cop 5

• Are you slow or stupid? Mind the barricade.

• A foreign attack!

• Closed for safety reasons. Turn around.

• He ain't stopping.

• This is a warning. Clear this area.

• Ah, he's gonna die.

• Step away from the barricade, jackass.

• You're in deep shit now.

• Kill him! Hurry!

• Where you going, shit-for-brains.

• You slow? This area's closed.

• Damn, another idiot. Turn around now.

• Aim for the face!

• This area closed due to the Jingoism Act.

• Sorry. Closed due to a terrorist threat.

• I've been waiting for this day.

• I'm bagging this shitbird.

• This dummy wants to push his luck.

• Shoot him in the head!

• Kill that terrorist!

MY BoHo 1

• Come on. Stop sucking.

• Taxi!

• Hey, homesickle.

• Dude, what's wrong with you?!

• You can't intimidate me.

• I'll have a number three if there's no trans fat.

• Hey. What are you doing?

• Boo.

• What's cracking, man?

• Help me!

• There's better shit on the internet.

• Oh. My MP3 player.

• Dude, what are you doing?!

• Run!

• Help me, somebody.

• Who's the asshole?

• Hey.

• Hey. Is this a TV show?

• Go over to somewhere else, asshole.

• Oh no.

• Come on, man, I'm straight!

• You broke my GPS.

• You're a psycho, man. I'm outta here.

• Shitwit.

• Oh. What now?

• Cool.

• Who shit in your cereal?

• Holy shit.

• I can track you.

• Over there.

• This is not cool.

• Hurry. Over there.

• You don't wanna do this.

• Hey. What the hell?

• Great driving.

• Yeah. Groovy.

• Halfwit.

• Dude. Wrong house.

• You can't do this.

• Stop jerking off and let's go.

• Number six, please.

• Don't even think about it, asshole.

• What happened? Mommy didn't love you?

• He's fucking got a gun.

• Your mom's a whore!

• No.

• Don't kill me, dude.

• Go ahead. Hit me. I got a camera phone.

• May I have the combo thing, please?

• Eat puss, fuckwad.

• Please. I only smoke the dank.

• Bye.

• Help me, somebody.

• Hey. Can I get an ounce, please?

• Bye.

• No.

• My taxi. Understand?

• Oh Christ, don't kill me!

• Bye-bye.

• Suck a dick.

• God no!

• What are you doing?

• Hey, noob.

• You're slower than my PC.

• Move at the speed of business.

• Get bipedal now.

• Guess I shoulda skateboarded.

• Use a GPS, stupid.

• Come on. I'm dying back here.

• Move.

• Somebody grow a brain.

• Oh. Just learn to walk?

• Asshole.

• What the hell?

• Watch it.

• Cool it.

• Try apologizing.

• Buy a GPS, stupid.

• Douchedrinker.

• Watch it.

• Cocksucker.

• Shit.

• I'll sue you.

• Pardon me.

• Excuse me.

• I use to know karate.

• Oh, you want some shit?

• Come out. Come on.

• That's it. Let's go.

• Yeah right!

• Please, I'm an artist!

• This ain't worth it!

• Screw this shit.

• You need help.

• Yeah right, creepy freak.

• Is this 911? Help!

• She doesn't have hepatitus.

• I love her tits.

• So what if they're small?

• Man, I ate so much X last weekend.

• I met her on Crap-list. Total hell.

• Broken condom?

• Dominique. Hey. How are ya, darling?

• Okay. See ya after the pitch meeting, babe.

• Yeah.

• Sure.

• Sure.

• Ugh.

• Uh huh.

• Yeah.

• Nah.

• Yeah?

• Up there!

• Above you!

• Oh my sweet Jesus.

• This is insane.

• You're my hero.

• Fuck butter.

• Oh my sweet Jesus.

• This is insane.

• Holy shit, my leg!

• What the hell? You shot my leg!

• Oh, man. These are designer.

• Fucking terrorism.

• Holy shit. This is worse than World War II.

• Thank you.

• Totally appreciated.

• That's great. Thanks.

• Where are you taking me?

• Oh, this is some shit right here.

• What do you want?

• Where are we going?

• Please don't, man. I have money.

MY BoHo 1 BD1

• This fucker's got a gun!

• Oh shit. I'm gonna be in so much trouble.

• Please don't hut me. Please.

• Dude. My mom is gonna kill me.

• Ah! I don't wanna die!

• Oh fucking hell, that's my ride.

• Come on. Watch it. It's my mom's

• He's trying to kill me.

• Oh. What are you gonna do to me?

• Let's go already. Geez.

• I'm sick of waiting.

• This traffic is killing me.

• Get moving. I got a hot date.

• I can't believe all this traffic.

• Watch the clothes, shitface.

• Show some respect, bro.s

• Careful, bro. I'm walking here.

• Fucker.

• Shitface.

• Asswipe.

• I'm not a brawler.

• Fuck this. I don't fight.

• I can't handle a fight.

• Holy fucking shit. Look at that.

MY BoHo 1 BN1

• Help! He's got a gun!

• Don't kill me.

• Don't shoot!

• Excuse me.

• Excuse me.

• I'm sorry.

• Whoa!

• Hey!

• Slow down!

• Get away from me.

• You're scaring me.

• Leave me alone.

• What the f-?

MY BoHoGuy 1 BD1

• Holy shit. Don't shoot.

• My ride.

• I'm famous. I'm famous.

• The porn mobile.

• I've got nothing to give you.

• Holy shit. The porn mobile.

• Holy samolians.

• Don't kill me. Please.

• Come on. Don't you know who I am?

• Come on. I can't be late to another editing session.

• Move it already.

• What are ya doing?

• I got film equipment to return.

• Hurry up. The camera rental place is closing soon.

• Excuse me.

• Sorry.

• Excuse me.

• Come on.

• Fuck.

• Asshole.

• No way.

• I've got my whole future ahead of me.

• You'll be sorry when I'm famous.

• Sweet mother of mercy.

MY BoHoGuy 1 BN1

• I ain't do anything.

• Violence solves nothing!

• What did I do?

• Get a load of Mr. Tough Guy here.

• Come on, man.

• Geez. Negative energy.

• Holy crap.

• Don't kill me.

• No!

• Fuck off.

• Eat me, cockface.

• Oh yeah. You're so tough, huh?

• Holy shit. Where's my camera?

MY Bouncer 1

• This fucking sucks.

• Hola.

• Fuck off.

• Blah blah blah. Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

• No way you're getting in.

• Give me two of those and hurry it up.

• Get the fuck outta here.

• Hey. What's happening?

• Hey. I'd rather listen to cats fuck.

• Ah! What the fuck?

• You know who the fuck I am?

• You pick which bone I'm gonna break. Come on.

• Someone gotta bleed for this.

• I can't let you in. You look like a homeless mime.

• You got a fucking deathwish?

• Get off me.

• I'll hunt you down and fuck your skull.

• Ah. This car's my woman.

• Yup.

• Lose twenty pounds and that clown wig and you're on.

• Get back here.

• Right there, numbskull.

• Never fuck with a warrior's ride.

• That dirty immigrant's over there.

• Back off, devilwhore.

• Hells yeah.

• You're gonna rue the fucking day, maggot.

• I'm telling you to leave nicely.

• I will find you, scumpuppet.

• What? No way.

• Oh. You're real tough with that badge, huh?

• Watch it, whorebag.

• Get on your fucking knees and beg I don't kill you.

• Why don't you go home and read your dictionary.

• Look. Right there. Get him.

• What the fuck?

• This place is classy and you look assy.

• Hey. I want a number seven.

• This bike is my old lady, asshole.

• We got a strict no-fuckwad policy.

• Fuck your mother, maggot.

• I oughta call the cops right now. You burnt out smackhead.

• Get lost.

• Get the fuck outta here.

• Later.

• Hell no.

• You stinking maggot.

• Get the fuck outta my face.

• Get off the road, grandma.

• Fucking woman driver.

• Ha ha ha ha. What a dumb fuck.

• Move it, retard.

• Move it or I'm kicking your ass.

• I'm two seconds away from kill time, fuckface.

• Anger. Coming on like a demon!

• Thor, give me patience.

• This is fucked. Fucked!

• Where's your walking stick, blind boy.

• Hey. Watch it.

• Welcome to Liberty, maggot.

• Hey.

• Look where you're going.

• You got a problem?

• You're asking the wrong guy.

• Hey.

• Shit.

• Hellspawn.

• Crap monkey.

• Move!

• Let's tussle, pipsqueek.

• Grah.

• I'll squeeze your fucking face in.

• I'll crush your fucking ears.

• Smash. Fucking smash.

• Let's play, motherfucker.

• Make that weasel bleed.

• Warriors locked in combat. I love it.

• I got ten on the little guy.

• Oh yeah. I love the smell of war.

• You don't wanna be trailing me, bitch.

• I don't know what you're doing. But fuck off.

• Me? I'm getting some fresh air, maggot.

• Fuck this. What now?

• Hey. What the fuck you think you're doing?

• Don't pull that shit on me.

• Put that away. You hear me?

• Yeah. That's right, motherfucker.

• I'm like a bloodstained boomerang.

• That's my car, bitch.

• Think you can steal Ole Bessy from me?

• Hey, fucker. Remember me?

• Time's up.

• Come here.

• Listen. You were giving me signals, baby.

• Yeah. We were both on mushrooms. So?

• Hey. You wanted to do it. I didn't force nothing.

• What? No, you ain't calling nobody. You listen to me.

• Listen, I can bag any chick I want, sweet tits.

• Hey. What's going on, baby?

• Yeah. Later, toots.

• Uh huh.

• Wait.

• Huh?

• You're kidding me.

• No.

• Ugh...

• Nah, listen.

• Listen to me.

• Oh, shit!

• Whoa!

• There.

• Look up. He's right there.

• Above us, asswipe.

• Thanks a lot, asshole.

• Aw. Shitcock.

• Holy mother.

• What the hell?

• Aw, fuck.

• Shit. My fucking leg.

• You want me to shove that horn up your ass? Fuckface.

• Stop that racket. Now.

• You got beeping a little horn, pussy? Huh?

• Aw, fuck.

• You gotta be fucking kidding me.

• Yeah, thanks.

• Yeah. Great. Thanks. Whatever.

• Big mistake, maggot.

• You cocky son of a bitch.

• I'm no one's hostage. Get me?

• I ride bitch for no man.

• I can't hear shit on this thing.

• Speak up, toots.

• Put your mouth up to it and speak.

• Say it again.

• What's that?

• Hey. I'm fucking driving here.

• Watch the bike. It's expensive.

MY Bowl 1 BN1

• Cool. Ha ha.

• Ah. I see a bowler before me. Go ahead. Choose a lane.

• No drunkery in Memory Lanes. No.

• You quit? Now?

• Who gave me this broken ball? Huh?

• We don't want you in here. You hear me?

• You'll never be able to live with yourself.

• You want to bowl? Choose a lane.

• Please. We do not want you here.

• My friend, we do not like the monkey business.

• Yeah. Ha ha.

• Goodbye, my friend.

• Hello, my friend. Welcome to Memory Lanes. We have a lane open just for you.

• Look at that. Look. Ha ha.

• Please tell me what you are doing.

• What was that? What was that?

• How will you live with yourself?

• Ah. No.

• Yes. Ha ha ha.

• Welcome to Memory Lanes. We have a lane open for you.

• Enough. Sit down or bowl.

• Thanks and have a nice day.

• You see that? Huh? You see that? Yes.

• Please. This is a good place for good people.

• Hello and welcome to Memory Lanes. Please choose a lane.

• I win! Ha ha ha.

• It's not worth it, man.

• You are as good as me.

• Stop acting like a fool.

• I can't believe my eyes.

• Come again, my friend.

• Someone put me out of my misery.

• You will come to Memory Lanes again, yes?

• Curse this ball. I curse you.

• No! What happened?

• Worship me, bowlers. Your God is here.

• I am the winner.

• Goodbye, fellow bowler.

• Ha. You are a bowler among bowlers.

• I am good. Yes?

• We are equals, yes?

• This cannot be. I do not lose. I will not lose.

• Not bad. Yes?

• You trying to hustle me?

• Ah. You do not want to lose, eh?

• Excuse me.

• My fault.

• Oops. Sorry.

• Hey.

• Watch it.

• Slow down!

• You're lucky bowling league is tomorrow night.

• Forget it. I need these fingers to bowl tomorrow.

• What are you doing?

• Wah!

MY Bowl 1 BN2

• Cool, man. Cool.

• Hello. This is Memory Lanes, the best bowling in Liberty City. Please choose a lane.

• We cannot have this foolery in Memory Lanes.

• Why do you quit?

• In the gutter. Same place I found my wife.

• My friend. My friend. Wait, wait. You can't come in here.

• I just want to go bowling.

• You like to bowl, yes? You have come to the right place. Choose a lane.

• This is a peaceful establishment, you understand?

• Sir, could you please not act like an animal?

• Boom! Yes!

• Hey. Goodbye.

• Memory Lanes welcomes you. Our balls are big. Please choose a lane.

• I am the strike king!

• Come on now. Act your age.

• What? No way.

• Please don't shoot me.

• Wait. No. Do-over.

• Woo!

• Welcome to Memory Lanes, my friend. We have a lane available for you right now.

• Stop that. You are not a child, you are a man.

• Okay. Next time you do better, okay?

• Ha ha. I'm the best.

• Sir, we don't want any trouble in Memory Lanes.

• You have come to Memory Lanes. Choose a lane and make good memories.

• Ha ha. I won, yes? I am the winner.

• Run! There's a man with a gun!

• We are tied, yes?

• We are civilized bowlers here, my friend.

• I kneel before you, majesty.

• Until next time, fellow bowler.

• Aw. Too many things on my mind.

• Our balls will be here when you return.

• My wife is in my head. I can't get her out.

• I play this game horribly.

• No one can beat me. No one.

• I cannot stop winning.

• Be safe out there. This is a crazy city.

• You are good. Very good.

• I am good, yes?

• It is a draw.

• Ah well. Back to my wife. Wonderful.

• Not bad, yes?

• Mister Big Man and his big balls.

• You cannot walk away. Not now.

• I am so sorry.

• Please. You should be more careful.

• Is walking so hard for you?

• Please avoid me!

• Do not hit me!

• Slow down!

• Please, no.

• I come to this country for peace.

• I am not a violent man.

• My wife will never believe this.

MY Bowl 2 BN1

• Yes.

• Ah. What's wrong with me?

• Ah. I'm not into fighting.

• Yeah!

• I am hot today.

• Ah, man.

• Don't hurt the fat man.

• Ah, no.

• All the way, baby.

• Please don't hurt me.

• Pretty good.

• I knew I could make that.

• They hate bowlers or something?

• I'm working out here.

• Don't mess with me.

• Hey!

• Crazy asshole!

• You're insane!

• Hey. I'm a bowler.

• My hands are important to me.

• This is bullshit.

• Holy shit.

MY Bowl 2 BN2

• Now you're talking.

• Why me?

• He's got a gun!

• Strike!

• Woo-hoo!

• Not again.

• No. Hold on.

• Ah. Just my luck.

• Looking good.

• Hey. Don't do it.

• It's about time.

• Nice.

• Hey. Watch it.

• Hey, man. What are you doing?

• Come on. That's not cool.

• Whoa.

• Holy shit.

• Hold it.

• That's not fair.

• Does anybody see this?

• Hey.

• No. This isn't real. This isn't real!

MY Bronx 1

• You sure, son? Right here? Cool.

• Yo. My artist is hotter than that whack ass shit.

• Taxi!

• My dude. What's good?

• This ain't over, motherfucker.

• I'm getting legal cash. Yo, stop hating.

• A number one. Ya heard?

• Oh, you high? Get the fuck out my spot.

• Ya'll some bums, a'ight? You gonna regret this shit, my man.

• You whack, son.

• Yo. What's hood, yo?

• Y'all hating cause I'm getting legal money.

• Yo. Get the fuck off me, son.

• That shit is garbage. My artist is hotter than that.

• One day you'll be like my cab drivers in some rapper's video.

• Come on, son. Not my car.

• We tearing it down tonight, kid.

• Alright, son. We'll ride 'til you run out of cash.

• You know who you fucking with, man?

• You got it twisted, son. Real talk.

• Let's make a deal, yo. Hot shit, man. Holla at me.

• Oh, hell no. Not the car, yo.

• Pop your brakes, son. You wiling.

• Here you go, my man. This is the spot.

• My cab, man. I should fuck you up.

• This music game got me stressed.

• Damn, son. You beasting right now.

• Hey, man. You fucking crazy?

• A'ight. Where to, my dude?

• Homie. You don't wanna do this, man.

• Damn, son. You hit my whip.

• Fuck this.

• Oh it's beef now, pussy.

• Hey yo, my car, son. What the fuck?

• Yeah, my dude.

• Hey yo. ??? on the rocks, my dude. Hook me up.

• I use to hustle mad drugs in Bohan. Now I'm doing music.

• My dude! What you did to my car?

• A'ight, son. You got the drop on me.

• This cab shit is tough, but it's legal.

• I'm coming to see you.

• Dude is right over there laying low. Look at him.

• Yo. You about to catch a case, man. What's wrong with you?

• Hey yo. ??? cola on the rocks.

• I smoked more with this music shit than I ever did when I was hustling.

• Homie's over there ducking the heat. Look at him.

• Damn, son. Make up your mind.

• I'm trying to do legit things, ma. You should be supporting me.

• I'm out here fundraising. Let's make a deal, son.

• Yo. This ain't your block. Fall back, son.

• I like that.

• Hell yeah.

• My dude. I just caught this whip.

• You trying to get ??? Get out, son.

• Yo. Don't come to Bohan.

• A'ight. Let's keep it moving, my dude.

• Add some more ketchup packets, dude.

• I need that car, homie. Come on. Give it up. Get out.

• Back the fuck up, man. This is my shit.

• I might buy out the whole bar tonight.

• I'm not fucking with you. I'm about to violate parole.

• Son. I put the street life behind me years ago.

• This ain't over, bitch.

• Get that hot shit, son. Come get it.

• Shit. I'm out, son. I got priors.

• Don't come to the South Bohan, you pussy.

• Nah, homie.

• You got the wrong dude, homie.

• Fuck you and your badge, pussy.

• Yeah. We in the building, son. Ya heard?

• Nah, son. You ain't got enough cash.

• Aye yo. My bike, son. What the fuck?

• Pedal to the metal. That's what's up

• Son is over there.

• Let me hold that car, son.

• Cardiac yack straight up. No chaser, ya heard?

• My man, I'll take you as far as your pockets can go.

• I'm a Bohan hustler, motherfucker.

• You want speed, my man? Let's go.

• Oh hell no. Not my bike, son.

• Say no more, son. We out.

• Don't ever run up in my crib. You heard?

• A number one. Ya heard?

• I was in the studio, ma. I told you that.

• My dude. I just copped this bike.

• Oh no doubt, son.

• Word? Well fuck you, pussy.

• True huslters don't get high. Feel me?

• Give it up. Come on.

• A'ight. I'm back on my grind. Holla.

• Damn, son. You hit my fucking bike.

• I'm managing artist now. They got me lighting up more than ever.

• Calling from the block. Make it quick.

• Oh that shit is bananas.

• Stay hustling, yo. I'm out.

• No thanks, my dude.

• That's real, my dude. That is real.

• You'd rather I'd be on the block, ma?

• Fall back, bitch. I seen this cab first, ya heard?

• Yo, money. What the fuck you doing?

• Ma, I'm on my music grind. Ain't no other hoes.

• Got them bargains popping. Holla.

• My dude, I need that car.

• My artist is gonna blow up the spot tonight.

• Suck my dick, ya heard?

• This is What's Hood right here. Come cop it.

• I'm too large for a whack ass spot like this.

• Here you go, son.

• You driving mad homicidal, man.

• You wiling behind the wheel, yo.

• Step your driving game up, homie.

• Yo. You need your license revoked.

• Why you hating on my grind, snitch?

• How you gonna rat me out, dude?

• Stool pigeon motherfucker. Damn.

• Yo. I wanna speak to a fucking lawyer.

• What, you mad 'cause I'm styling, you snitch?

• Son, is you retarded or something?

• Stop staring like a fan, son. Let's fucking go, man. Hurry it up.

• My dude, get outta the fucking street, man. You tired of living or something?

• Keep it moving, man. Come on. Hurry up.

• Come on. I'm late for my fucking meeting, dude.

• What's the hold up? Keep it moving, man.

• You ran out of gas or what, son? Damn.

• I'm late for sound check, yo. Come on.

• Yo. Why you playing me all close, man? You five-O or something? What's up?

• No autographs, homie, a'ight? No autographs.

• I don't take demos off the street, son.

• Oh, you trying to spit a high sixteen for me.

• Yo. I'm not looking for new artist right now, alright?

• Fall back, son. You all up on me, man. What's up?

• Nah, my dude. I can't help you, man.

• Yo. Fall back, son.

• Drive slow, my dude.

• You beasting, son.

• Yo, son is crazy.

• Watch it, man. Chill.

• Chill, my dude.

• On my grind, son. Excuse me.

• Hustler coming through.

• Dropping you, son. South Bohan style.

• I'm a dick, son. I knock out pussies.

• 'Bout to bust your shit Bohan style.

• My hands skills is mad lethal, son.

• I got that Bohan one hitter quitter.

• A fair one, son. Old school style.

• I need to get that shit on DVD for real.

• Yo. Tag that motherfucker, son.

• Someone get a video camera, man.

• Man, I'm a put this on my next DVD, for real, son.

• Keeping it old school with this fair one. Yeah, yeah, I like that.

• I said no autographs now step the fuck off.

• Step the fuck off, son.

• You five-O or something? Stop sweating me, son.

• You high or something? You paranoid, son? What's up?

• This is a Bohan hustler's car, bitch.

• Told you it wasn't over, motherfucker.

• Yeah, son. Knew I'd find my car.

• I warned you, pussy. Now what?

• Told you I'd see you, motherfucker.

• Let me hold that ride, son.

• My dude, I need this ride.

• Need that ride, homie. Give it up.

• This is Bohan hustler property, motherfucker.

• Remember me, bitch? Give me my shit.

• Yeah. I knew I'd find my ride, you pussy.

• I'm doing big things. Get at me while I'm hot.

• Yo, ma. You looking ripe.

• Come get with a real baller. Ya heard me, mommy?

• I'm not trying to sign away publishing. Fuck that.

• Son, we got three deals on the table right now.

• We sellout these first 10,000 DVDs, the label will come to us for real.

• I'm giving product directly to the bootleggers, you heard?

• I'm still sitting on cash from the hustling days. I'm spending rap music money now.

• This is your boy from Bohan. What's popping?

• Alright, man. I'm out. One, son.

• Yeah, son.

• Real talk for real.

• Word.

• No doubt, my dude.

• Hell yeah.

• Yeah.

• Oh that's me for real.

• Hell yeah, my dude.

• This is a donation to my record label, son.

• This ain't industry, son. I'm in the streets.

• Studio time costs.

• Homie's up top.

• My dude is up top laying low.

• Son is up top.

• Damn, son. You like a magician and shit.

• Oh shit.

• I thought that was my peoples at first.

• Fuck him.

• Alright. You got it. Let me live, son.

• Wait. We hustlers. Let's work it out.

• My dude, chill with that fucking horn.

• Stop honking that whack ass horn, son.

• Shut the fuck up with that horn, son.

• Damn, son. I love these kicks too, man.

• Oh shit, son. That's straight out of a movie.

• Damn, son. That's some wild shit.

• Good looking out, homie.

• Thanks, my dude.

• Man, you kidnapped the wrong dude, my dude.

• Son, you kidnapping a real street cat. I'm telling you.

• I got nothing to do with your dispute, son.

• Jack who you want, son. Just let me go.

• Yo. I'm a made dude in the hood, ya heard?

• How many units? Real talk, man? Damn.

• Tell him he's gotta commit to the ???

• Yo, why is your inventory fingers off, my dude?

• Tell son he'll be in the studio tonight.

• Son, is your girl doing the guest vocals or not?

• Watch the bike, motherfucker.

• Oh hell no.

MY Bronx 1 BD1

• Oh. You trying to get a rep, dickface?

• You got it, son. 'Til next time.

• My dude. You about to make me spaz.

• Now we got a problem, son.

• Don't make the hook lie to me.

• Get away from my ride.

• Homie, I had the right of way.

• I ain't ready to die, homie. Real talk.

• This ain't over, motherfucker.

• Damn, son. Why ya play a game?

• Dang you all. Anyone take Driver's Ed?

• Damn, son. You all bullshitting out here.

• Come on, yo. I got stacks I'm waiting to meet.

• Son, don't test me. Real talk.

• Homie, you don't want no problem.

• Son, stop playing. No bullshit.

• Yo chill.

• Chill the fuck down.

• Man, what the fuck?

• See. you brought the hood outta me.

• Been a long time since I shot the vibe.

• I use to live for knocking dudes out.

• Told you I wasn't bullshitting.

• Told you this wasn't over.

• Damn. Thought I done seen it all.

MY Bronx 1 BN1

• Yo. Someone call 911.

• Don't shoot, B. Please. Please.

• Yo. Run. He's got a hammer.

• What's up? You want something?

• I'm not no dealer.

• Open your fucking eyes.

• Fucking crazy.

• Fucking psycho.

• Yo. Get that tag.

• Knuckle up, motherfucker.

• I'm a ??? that face up.

• Let's scrap.

• Wanna start some shit?

• Throw down.

• This ain't no game, B.

• Oh damn.

MY Business 1

• Say something funny.

• Cabby!

• Watch the suit. It's Perseus.

• You can't do that. Look how I'm dressed for Pete's sake.

• Let me get that without any ice, please.

• I'll have you know this is private property.

• Hi.

• You can't do this to me.

• Oh my goodness. Please.

• How am I going to explain this to accounts payable?

• This is a company car.

• ???

• This will be perfect.

• This is coming out of my expense account. I know it.

• Wait. You need to stop.

• It's lucky global warming hit at the same time the smoking ban took effect.

• Oh my gosh.

• What do you think you're doing?

• Yo. Homes.

• I'm going to report you to the authorities.

• Honky!

• Aw, shit. The company car.

• Not tonight, honey. I've got to work tomorrow.

• Killer on the rampage!

• Cracker.

• This is hit and run. That's illegal.

• I actually do smoke less now that the smoking ban is in effect.

• Now I'm sure this can all be dealt with.

• Sure. I can help you out.

• Hey. That's a company car.

• Thanks for the ride.

• Yes, please.

• Goodbye, expense account.

• Hey. I'm calling the police.

• Let's get going.

• That looks good. I'll have that, please.

• Excuse me. That's my cab. Excuse me.

• Here. Take this and get some help.

• Look out, he's crazy!

• Jerk.

• Everyone, run! He's packing!

• Hey. Do I look like your typical perp?

• Number five, please. No ice in the drink.

• There you go. Never using your head.

• You got that right.

• Why don't you just buzz off, huh?

• Of course not. I'm not a burden to society like you.

• Who knew that there was a whole social scene waiting for us outside?

• Come on, baby. Give me a break.

• Hi. I hate payphones.

• Word.

• No, thank you.

• Yeah. I totally concur.

• We both just have to be reasonable here.

• Excuse me. I clearly had that cab hailed before you stepped in.

• This is an outrage.

• Come on. You're being irrational.

• Buzz off, okay?

• What an outstanding find.

• You hit that person.

• Come on now. You see what you're causing?

• Can't you do whatever you're doing someplace else?

• Really, this just isn't right.

• Can't you get that thing off the road?

• Call a tow truck already.

• Move that heep.

• Hey, you up there. Time for a trade-in.

• Sorry.

• Excuse me.

• Pardon.

• I'll mention that at the next board meeting.

• That's some useful info there.

• My people could really do something with that.

• If you know what's good for you, you want to get away from Ron Oil.

• Between you and me, Terroil has a bright future ahead of it.

• The company has switched to Alpha-Male now. LSD is for the birds.

• Can you tell me that fastest way to the subway, please?

• Sorry, but I have no idea where that is.

• Damn.

• Yikes.

• Whoa.

• Just what the doctor ordered.

• Ah. Now I'm ready for action.

• That's a mighty good cup of john.

• I'm gonna cut you.

• You picked the wrong puppet.

• I was on the wrestling team in college.

• Time for a bit of old-fashioned donnybrook.

• Going down.

• It's ass-kicking time.

• What a show.

• Great stuff.

• Better than the ostrich fights.

• I know you're following me. So beat it before I alert the authorities.

• Okay. You can stop following me now. I know you're there.

• What? I am a respectable corporate employee.

• Police. I'd like to report a carjacking.

• My goodness, you're gorgeous.

• You look like my blow-up doll.

• You're the reason I work so hard, baby.

• She did what?

• You're a bullshit artist, my friend.

• Is that even possible for a woman?

• Women can actually do that?

• You, my man, are the king of kings.

• Harry, dog.

• Wait. I think I see you. Hey, gotta go. Bye.

• Awe yeah.

• That's right.

• You know it, my friend.

• Yes sir.

• Totally.

• You bet.

• Absolutely.

• Fuck yeah, dude.

• You... you saved my life.

• Motherfucker.

• Son of a bitch.

• Oh my goodness.

• Fuck.

• I could use this in the loft.

• My loft needs some new stuff.

• It's illegal to honk like that.

• Read the signs. Excessive honking is against the law.

• Oh, no. My wingtips.

• Did you hear that?

• What in the name of milk crate was that?

• Thanks. I appreciate that.

• Mucho thanko.

• Yo, homes. There's no need for this.

• Come on, man. I'm down with you.

• What's your beef?

• Can't we come to some kind of understanding here?

• If you just stop and get out, I won't alert the authorities.

• Look where you're going.

• Careful, you.

MY Business 1 BD1

• What the hell are you doing?

• You just got a weapons charge.

• You hit a lawyer's car, dumbass.

• You ???, you asshole.

• Now that's gonna be a lawsuit.

• I'm friends with the DA.

• Hey. Theft is theft, sir.

• Great. Another lawsuit. Thanks.

• The DA is gonna hear about this.

• I know the District Attorney, you bastard.

• Hey. I'm trying to get to the gym here.

• I've got business to attend to. Hurry it up.

• I'm trying to get to the office. Move it.

• Move that crap out of my way.

• Hey. Watch the body, pal.

• Will you watch where you're going?

• Hey. Look where the hell you're going.

• Do you know who you're bumping?

• You're nuts.

• Hey. Reckless.

• I'll sue!

• Hey. You'll tire out before I do, pal.

• I'm gonna kick your ass.

• Legally, this is self defense.

• Your endurance is for shit.

• I'm gonna rear end your face, pal.

• How dare you assault me.

• Street justice. Not so bad after all.

• No one makes me late for a meeting.

• Oh my gosh.

MY Business 1 BN1

• This guy's packing. Get outta here.

• Aw. Fuck.

• He's got a fucking piece. Run.

• Don't fucking push me.

• Don't push me around.

• Easy, buddy.

• Fucking bastard.

• Loser.

• Bitch!

• I can bench 300 pounds, you know.

• Okay. Just don't hit me in the face or the nuts.

• Get ready for the pain.

• Watch out. I got totally ape shit in fights.

• You don't wanna get me angry.

• I'm gonna fucking own you.

• Oh shit.

MY Business 2 BD1

• Not worth it.

• Shit. Don't shoot me!

• This city sucks.

• Oh. Yeah. Sorry.

• Hey!

• Loser.

• Watch out.

• Yeah. Sorry.

• Excuse me.

• Pardon me.

• Whoa.

• Walking away slowly.

• I got the message. Gotta go now.

• What the fuck?

MY Business 2 BN1

• I didn't fuck her.

• This is a company car.

• My car is fucked.

• You can't shoot me.

• Hey. What are you high on?

• You asshole.

• I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

• Oh my God. What did I do?

• I'm having ADD issues.

• Hey. You're blocking everyone.

• Let's get some movement.

• Hey, idiot. Let's go.

• What are you doing, sleeping?

• Nice one, asshole.

• Don't fuck the suit.

• You are in the wrong town.

• Watch it.

• Asshole.

• This is an outrage.

• It's my ADD, right?

• Don't kill me. I'm a VIP.

• Did I sell you bad insurance?

• This town is so fucked.

MY Chinatown 3

• That's real sucky.

• Taxi! Hey.

• Hey. Stop, will you?

• Okay. I hear you. Now let me be, okay?

• Can you please go?

• Confuscious. He say that's shit.

• Hi.

• Hey. Leave me alone. Get off.

• Go away and practice, okay?

• Not again.

• I use to have to take my mom nightclubing.

• Yow! Bonzai, dude.

• What are you doing Chinese

• Out of my way. I'm too young to die.

• Oh my goodness. Help, someone.

• Shit. Chinese lapse at me again.

• Oh my. I think I knew them.

• Fine. I hate this eve.

• Sure, sure. Don't hurt me.

• Hey. You crazy or what?

• Help, anyone. I need help.

• No, no. Please don't take my new car.

• Goodbye Chinese bastard.

• Please don't crash it or anything.

• Whoa. This car's brand new.

• When will I learn? People suck.

• Ah! Help me, anybody.

• Hey. You hurt my neck.

• Watch the pros, man.

• But love conquers all, baby. Come on.

• This is my property. Not yours.

• Okay. I'm a fool but I can play this.

• Thanks. Prosper well, my friend.

• Yeah.

• Whoa. Watch the road, will ya?

• Whatever you're looking for, it's not here, okay?

• Excuse me, sir. Can we step on it?

• Yeah. Top of the world at this at least.

• For once, I'm gonna win. My cab.

• Just great. Why did I expect anything else?

• I hope this is better than usual. I get very depressed.

• Help! I nearly died.

• Why does this keep happening to me?

• This guy's ??? man. Crazy.

• Hey. I know my rights, you know.

• Another night, another line. Probably end up masturbating.

• Ah! Stupid F.O.B.

• Hey. You ??? bastard.

• Bad person, bad lover, bad at this. I so suck.

• Look into my eyes. I'm not lying.

• Ah! I knew this would happen.

• Yeah, yeah. Another setback. So what?

• Normally, yes. But I have a meeting at ten.

• Please, someone.

• Hey. Yeah. Can you talk right now?

• Why do I lose at everything? Why?

• You are looking at a winner, my friend.

• This is the best thing that happened all day.

• No, thanks.

• Okay. I'm sorry, alright? I'm sorry.

• Look. I got this cab. Just accept you lost.

• Chinese Get off me, man.

• Hey. What can I say? I'm innocent.

• Another thing I suck at. Just great,

• Next time you must focus, grasshopper.

• Did you, like, do that on purpose?

• Just drive carefully, okay?

• Hey, mooncake. Don't do this to me.

• Hey, you. Get off the damn road.

• Oh. Just hurry up, will ya?

• Let me through. I'm important, you know.

• Wake up and move, will ya?

• Chinese I've got a meeting for goodness sakes.

• The one day I got things going on...

• Hey. Excuse me, wet nose.

• I know some moves, you know.

• Would it hurt to apologize?

• Look, man. I got a lot on my mind. Sorry.

• Sparrowhead.

• Shit fucker.

• Stupid shit.

• Go for the eyes! Go for the eyes!

• Come on. Let's see some blood.

• Chinese Yeah. Come on.

• I gotta go. Business meeting.

• I can't deal with this, man.

• Today has been awful. Now this?

• No.

• Hey, baby. Wanna play with a winner?

• Hey there, angel.

• Ain't being funny, but I smell weird chicken right now.

• Have I got some top flank connections for you, sir.

• Chinese My Cantonese is a little rusty.

• I got rich ABCs lined up to Hemridge Cash as we speak.

• I told you. I got big crocs lined up ready to slide into the steel.

• ??? It's me.

• Well. Let's tie this up ASAP, okay?

• Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• That's... yeah. Totally.

• Well. Well. Uh huh.

• Mmm. Cool, cool.

• Yep. Uh huh. Nice.

• Ah!

• Ah!

• Oh my goodness.

• Oh no. Oh my.

• Wow. Did I die just then?

• Chicken cunts.

• Oh my goodness.

• Oh no. Oh my.

• Ugh. That's so my freaking day.

• What on Earth?

• Chinese That's crazy.

• Thanks.

• Oh. Thank you.

• Wow. Where are we going? This is so exciting.

• I'm an international executive. Don't hurt me, please.

• Like my life wasn't crap enough.

• Life dealt me a crap hand. Now this?

• This is really scary.

• FYI: I do not masturbate in restaurants, okay? What, what were you saying?

• Hello? I know you can hear me, so stop pretending you're not there.

• Okay. Note to self: get a better phone.

• Did you just say "buy your cell"? I didn't quite catch it.

• Buy before Friday. Hello? Did you hear me?

• Watch it, Chinese

• Hey, ??? shit.

MY Chinatown 3 BD1

• A gun! He has a gun!

• My car!

• Take the car. Just don't hurt me.

• Ah!

• No! I can't die yet!

• Why me?

• Oh no.

• I saw a gun.

• Please don't kill me. I'm not resisting.

• Just my luck.

• Who is this person?

• Who is that?

• I wonder what's going on.

• Oh. This is so frustrating.

• Oh. Excuse me.

• Oh. Sorry.

• Ow. That hurt.

• That's dangerous.

• Ah!

• Be careful.

• I'm not a fighter!

• I'm gonna die!

• Help! Help me!

• Wow. I can't believe it.

MY Chinatown 3 BN1

• Fuck. He's got a gun.

• Don't kill me.

• Oh shit.

• Oh sorry. ???

• My bad.

• Ugh.

• ???

• Shit!

• Hey. Come on. ???

• Oh my God. Leave me alone.

• You're such a jerk.

• Please. Leave me alone.

• What the Hell?

MY ChinVend 1

• I pay real money for this. Do better.

• Hey. How are you?

• Okay, okay. Calm down. Chinese

• Chinese

• Highest percentage of real meat on the block.

• Your lowest grade meat, please.

• Coldest ice cream in the city.

• Fuck off. Get out. I'm not kidding.

• Chinese

• I kill these cows myself.

• Stop. Please stop.

• Get your ignorant ass back here.

• Listen. Listen to me. Stop.

• Taste these hot dogs. Softest buns. Right here.

• Can I go two days without having a gun pulled on me?

• In the market for some tire irons?

• No. Not like this. Chinese

• Chinese

• They won't burn you if you careful.

• Almost twelve nuts for seven.

• What do you people want from me? Chinese

• Don't you idiots care what's going on in the world?

• Just so you know, I'm not liable. Enjoy.

• They taste nearly as good as they smell.

• Get away from there.

• No. Please. I have a wife.

• Hey. Come on. Let's talk about this.

• Doesn't that smell good? Hmm.

• That's not right. Give it back.

• What the hell?

• Hi.

• Why would you say that?

• Come on. Slip down my hot nuts.

• About fucking time. Pay me.

• You probably won't regret this.

• Read on the chain. Fill your brain.

• Somebody help. He got a gun.

• Will somebody fucking buy something?

• All the needles. Only one day after the internet.

• Chinese

• There he is.

• Over there.

• He's aiming straight at me. Help.

• I got a warehouse full of comfy chairs. You looking?

• Hey, asshole. Back off.

• Yes.

• Shit. That's all I need.

• Okay. Get the fuck out right now.

• Finally made up your mind, I see.

• Won't melt until you finish. Guarantee.

• Almost no face meat. Guarantee.

• Hey. That's not nice.

• I hate this fucking city.

• Hey. You can't do that.

• I got sharp teeth coming out my ass. You want one?

• Smell that vanilla? How can you resist?

• Not everybody's on a diet, motherfuckers.

• No.

• That's it. I'm buying a gun.

• Chinese

• Some of these are fresh, fresh, fresh.

• He's over that way.

• You motherfucker's think you're too good for these?

• Give me a number eight.

• Chinese

• I thought your prices are competitive.

• Most digestible hot dogs on the block.

• Chinese

• Help. Mugger.

• Hey, it's me.

• Okay. See you.

• Chinese

• No. No. Don't. Stop it.

• It was lies, lies. Read all about it here.

• Come on. You know you want a tasty burger.

• Chinese

• No. Not like this.

• Quality ground rhino horn. You in?

• Now with a free crappy number puzzle.

• Whatever the weather. It's ice cream time.

• For fuck's sakes. Move it.

• This isn't how it works, asshole.

• Chinese

• Move it. Time is money.

• Come on. I haven't got all day.

• Hey. Chinese

• Oops.

• Hey. Watch it.

• Open your eyes, man.

• Watch where you're going Chinese

• Fucking barbarian.

• What's your problem?

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Hey.

• Jesus Christ.

• What the hell?

• Excuse me.

• Coming through.

• Chinese

• Come on then. Do it.

• Try and hit me. Go on. Try.

• Not a fair fight.

• If you want me, come and get me.

• I'll see you in Hell.

• Eat my dust, motherfucker.

• Don't be so fucking paranoid.

• We really need to get some more carts.

• The competition has all the best locations.

• Just so you know, I'm prepared to go pretty far with this.

• Chinese

• We're just not doing as much volume as we could be.

• Okay. Tonight it is. I see you then.

• Okay.

• Mhm.

• Uh huh.

• Uh huh.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• He's up there.

• He went up there.

• Look. He's up there.

• My God, where is it?

• Chinese

• Only in Liberty fucking City.

• This town has gone crazy.

• Shit, my leg.

• Chinese

• Oh, man. That stinks.

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Chinese

• Thanks.

• Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?

• This can't be happening. Chinese

• What do you want with me? Who are you?

• Listen. We can make a deal, okay?

MY ChopShop 1 BD1

• We need peace in the hood, brother.

• This ain't even my car, homie.

• Shit, son. Your boys getting jacked. Help.

• I just took this outta repairs, B.

• Yo, violence ain't the answer, homie.

• Yo, stop tripping. Leave that car alone.

• Damn, son. You in my customer's whip.

• I'm conscious. I ain't with no gangster shit.

• Yo, help. This fool trying to jack a brother.

• What the dilio?

• Stop sweating the whip and keep it moving.

• Get off the bozack, man. Move.

• Come on, son. Go. Let's get it popping.

• Come on, yo. I gotta ge this back to the shop.

• Yo. What's good, my brother?

• Back up, son. Keep it real.

• Respect my gangster, ya heard?

• Yo. You tripping.

• That was mad close.

• Damn you grimy.

• Yo, why you hitting, B?

• Son. We need to stop the violence, yo.

• Look, fam. I ain't got no beef with you.

• That was off the heezy for sheezy.

MY ChopShop 1 BN1

• Whoa. I'm not feeling that, dude.

• Whatever I did, I'm sorry.

• So not cool.

• The club be cracking every night.

• I can pimp out any whip.

• My club gear is mad fly.

• Watch it, dude.

• You're whack.

• Fucking A.

• Give me a break.

• Back off.

• I don't wanna fight you.

• No way.

MY ChopShop 2 BD1

• You're a fucking psycho.

• Carajo. Me caro.

• Don't touch me, you son of a bitch.

• Spanish

• Don't pull on me, you son of a bitch.

• Spanish

• Nah. I just tricked this out, man.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Spanish

• Look at this fucking Spanish

• Hey shit-for-brains Spanish

• Am I the only one in this city who knows how to fucking drive?

• What the fuck are you doing?

• Watch it. Spanish

• Spanish

• Open your eyes, you fucking Spanish

• Carajo.

• Spanish

• Spanish

• I'll be back for you, pendejo.

• You'll see me again. I fucking promise you.

• Next time you'll be running asshole.

• Shit. What's happening, man?

MY ChopShop 2 BN1

• Stop waving that gun around. Shit.

• Yo. Chill. Chill.

• Yo. That gun looks serious. Stop playing.

• My dude. Watch it, okay.

• Hey. What are you doing?

• Spanish bro. Stop fucking with me.

• Spanish

• Fucking cabrone.

• Watch it, cono.

• I'll be back with my boys, motherfucker.

• Fuck you, pendejo. Suck my ???

• I'll be back with my brother, cabrone.

• Cono. That was fucking bananas.

MY ClubFit

• This some lame ass shit.

• Yo. Taxi.

• Yeah. What's up?

• Take the gun off and we'll talk.

• We're full.

• This ain't your crib, motherfucker.

• Hey there.

• Okay. Go ahead.

• You gotta go home.

• Just you.

• Welcome to the party.

• Have a good night.

• Aw. Fucking great.

• You blind or something?

• Your name's not on the list tonight.

• Hey. That's not cool.

• Okay. Now I'm coming to get you.

• I'm outta here.

• Do you see what you did?

• Yes.

• Not your friends.

• That's your boy there.

• Hey. I don't wanna get sued.

• He's over there.

• Oh no you didn't.

• In one piece. Who'd a thunk it?

• Yeah, sure.

• Just my fucking day.

• Hey. Get the fuck outta here.

• Hit it.

• Oh I don't think so.

• Uh uh.

• Is this because I'm black, right?

• Go home and change.

• There he is.

• Private party. Invited guests only.

• Hey, man. Get in line.

• A number forty-five. Hold the mayo.

• Not tonight.

• Fuck you.

• Gym candy or nothing, man.

• See ya.

• Hey, ramone.

• Bye.

• No.

• Look at me. Now back away.

• What the fuck? Get to the back.

• Hey. Go fuck yourself?

• Did you feel a bump?

• Hey. What you on, punk?

• This ain't a motherfucking rally.

• Hey. I think you need some lessons, asshole.

• I'm counting to three but then I'm moving.

• You better get outta the way.

• What's up? You tired of living? Move it.

• Hey. Get a move on, dickweed.

• You know you pissing me off now.

• I do not have all day.

• Excuse you.

• Watch yourself, man.

• Hey. Cool it.

• Don't push me.

• What? I'm made of glass or something?

• You drunk or something?

• Sorry. I'm lost too.

• Whoa.

• Hey.

• Hey. What the hell?

• Ah!

• Excuse me.

• Coming through.

• You 'bout to get pounded.

• There ain't part of you I won't break.

• You gonna regret tangling with me.

• I been training for this, motherfucker.

• I gotta tell you, I'm feeling mean.

• You ready, punk? Huh? You ready?

• Oh. That's what I like to see.

• Yo. Work the neck.

• Harder. Faster. Yeah, that's right.

• In the teeth. The teeth.

• Hey, back off. I'm dead serious.

• Stay away from me.

• You better stop following me.

• I got better things to do, alright?

• Hey, hey. Let's get real here.

• You sure you wanna do that?

• Why don't you put that away, playa?

• Hey. Nice piece. Where'd you get it?

• Hey. Let's calm down, alright?

• What? You think you gonna scare me?

• Hey. This ain't the time or the place.

• Bad move, man. Bad move.

• Man, get a job.

• Take some care of yourself, man.

• Have some self respect.

• Yo, it was weird. I'm just doing some curls and this guy is looking at me.

• Well this guy comes up to me and tries to play me some song from his phone. Crazy.

• People in that gym are a little too... friendly sometimes, you know?

• You gotta keep your ear to the ground, Ramone. Watch for this guy.

• Big dude. I gots to get some pump to some.

• Ramone, how's it hanging?

• Okay, Romane. Talk soon.

• Uh huh.

• Yeah, but...

• I know. I know.

• Okay.

• Sure.

• Ooh. I don't know.

• Alright, alright.

• Right, right.

• Yo. He's up there.

• Look up there.

• He got the drop on you.

• I was floating to a red light. That's bad, right?

• Motherfucker.

• Holy shit.

• What the fuck?

• Ah. My quads.

• I'm down.

• Hey. There's a fine for that, motherfucker.

• Hey. Keep it down.

• Hey. Go easy on that shit, huh?

• Aw, man.

• Jesus.

• Thanks.

• Hey, thank you.

• You had better be pulling this car over right now.

• There is no way you can think this is a good idea.

• Hey, man. Drive carefully.

• Look at me, man. Stop the car.

• All clear here.

• No problems... yet.

• Yo, I gotta piss. Anyone that'll relieve me?

• Everything seems normal here.

• You are some flirt, you know that?

MY Construct BS1

• Cool it, bro. Cool it.

• Please. I ain't worth it.

• This car is rented.

• Try not to drink on the job today, Marty.

• Someone gonna bring some sheet rock today?

• You don't need to do this.

• Shit, man. I got weed on me.

• Can we talk about this?

• My boss is gonna castrate me.

• Are you on drugs?

• Let's get this shit done.

• My nail gun is jammed. Can I borrow another one?

• This ain't over.

• I need some sixteen gauge nails.

• Five-sixteenths, Wayne. Five-sixteenths.

• Let's knock this shit out.

• Dude, I never touched her.

• When's the coffee truck here?

• I'm late for a party.

• Whose ass is blocking me?

• Weasel traffic is full of shit.

• You off your shit?

• Try taking your meds.

• Idiots in this town, man.

• That's true for this whole place.

• It's the joys of construction.

• Yeah. Makes you wanna get drunk again.

• Cha. Can't snap a line for shit.

• I hate doing sheet rock, you know?

• It's hard working when you're drunk.

• Dude.

• Whoa.

• Easy, buddy.

• I didn't touch your wife.

• This always happens to me.

• You the ex-husband?

• I ain't fighting you.

• Shit. That will make you think.

MY Construct 1 BS2

• Shit. Get away. What the fuck?

• Woo! What a rush. Let's get outta here.

• Shit. That was loud.

• Hey, when you're ready let's bring it around.

• Let's get this thing hooked up.

• Stop, man. Come on. I'll toss you for it.

• Man, what a rush.

• Come on. Russian Roulette, man. You and me.

• Now it's on.

• Boom. Bang. Crash. Ha ha ha.

• I can't wait for some hot broads to walk by.

• That's gonna be pretty high.

• Everybody run!

• Hey. You been practicing your wolf whistles?

• You got all the materials?

• You sure we should be cutting all these corners?

• Shit. Come on, man. Make a fight of it.

• I'm telling ya I just don't think it's safe.

• Come on. I gotta go. Move it.

• I wish I had whistle or something. Come on. Go.

• Aw, shit. This is torture. Move.

• You trying to spin me around, buddy?

• Okay. You got me that time.

• Sorry. I was somewhere else mentally.

• Grow up would ya?

• You really got something there.

• Come on. Let's get back to work.

• A bit of exercise, a bit of fresh air. You can't beat it.

• When you're up high you can look right down their cleavage.

• Sometimes I just really want a deskjob.

• Yee-haw!

• Chicken!

• Try harder, fool.

• Come and catch me, motherfucker.

• Chase me. Come on, man. Coward.

• You wanna dance? Come and get me.

• That was awesome.

MY Construct 1 BS3

• Hey, hey, hey. Don't touch me, pal.

• Is that real? Oh, shit. That is real.

• You see my God damn turn signal, huh?

• I tell you, she's busting my balls.

• Jimbo. You got that cross lot?

• What the Hell?

• Aw. Jesus H Christmas.

• Hey, buddy. Enough, alright?

• Hey, dumbell. What are you doing?

• Damn. Jimbo's gonna kill me.

• I need two anchor balls. Here and here. Capiche?

• Listen, I got an hour left. Don't start busting my balls.

• Hey. Easy, easy.

• Lift with the legs, you God damn jackass.

• Hey. You stupid scongelihead. Turn it off.

• How am I supposed to hear you from way over there?

• Get that shovel out of the way, Jimbo.

• God damn foreigners.

• Anytime you wanna move, sweet tits.

• Time's a ticking, alright?

• Screw your eyes back in, you lumbering gorilla.

• You walked right into me, jackass.

• You see me here or what?

• Yeah, bro. Whatever. Whatever.

• You been saying this all day, bro.

• Tell me something I don't know.

• He wants to drill through ten feet of bedrock by sundown. I can't believe this shit.

• That cross bridging ain't gonna hold. Trust me.

• I tell her I want bacon and she gives me tofu. What the fuck, eh?

• Whoa!

• Hey!

• Wait! Wait!

• Who the fuck?

• You got balls, you motherfucker.

• Hey. Hey. Watch it.

• You know who I am? Heh?

• Well fuck me.

MY Construct 1 BS4

• Take it. Take it.

• Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

• For the love of Pete.

• Where did they find the idiots we've got at this site?

• This job is for the birds.

• Just take it. Don't hurt me.

• For Pete's sake.

• Put that down, you psycho.

• This is all I need.

• This is all I needed.

• Anyone seen the number twelves?

• That's a gun!

• Can't believe they got us working weekends now.

• Who put this shit in my lunch pale?

• I smell something burning.

• Get off me you psycho.

• Hey, if they want overtime, it better be double, not time and a half.

• Come on. Let's go.

• You people are driving me crazy.

• Hey. What's your problem up there?

• Excuse me, buddy.

• Sorry, buddy.

• Hey, watch it.

• You got that right.

• Drives me nuts.

• That's another thing that makes me crazy.

• You can't compete with these wetbacks. They'll work for anything.

• What happened to all the Americans that used to work at these sites?

• You don't even need to know English in jobs nowadays.

• Killer!

• Whoa!

• Psycho!

• Get the fuck off me.

• Stupid freak.

• Get away from me, you asshole.

• Fuck off.

• Oh no.

MY Construct 2

• Watch out, you fuck.

• Motherfucker.

• You can't say that to me. I know my rights.

• Can you give me something without wheat? I'm allergic.

• Hey. You can't be in here.

• Hi there.

• This car's worth more to me than your life.

• Aw. Suck my cock.

• Put that away, you crazy son of a bitch.

• I'm gonna sue your ass off.

• You know, I don't even think smoking's bad for you.

• Don't fuck with my vehicle.

• How didn't you see me?

• Easy, bitch. Let's talk about this.

• You smashed my car up.

• You could've given me whiplash.

• Hey. Bring that back here.

• Hey. You blind or something?

• That ain't no way to talk to a human being.

• Aww. Get outta my way.

• I'll fuck your mother's ass.

• Can you believe the salaries of cops in this town?

• Hey, bitch. You best back off.

• Yeah.

• Any idea how much my car means to me?

• Yo. Get the fuck out, man.

• Watch where you're going.

• What is with you?

• Whoa. Hey, everybody. Get outta here. He's got a gun.

• That's my car. That's my car!

• He's packing!

• You cops are assholes.

• You fucking crazy bastard.

• Yeah, uh... gimme a large, uh... number seven.

• Man, I hear you.

• Go screw a donkey.

• Nah, man. I don't do that shit.

• Help me, I've been mugged.

• This country's gotten really fascist since the attacks.

• Hey, hey. Yeah, man. It's me.

• Man, ain't that the truth.

• Nah.

• Right on. Right on.

• Hey. Whoa. What the fuck?

• Get outta my fucking face.

• Hey. Fuck you.

• Hey. You better back off.

• Hey. Watch where you're going.

• Do you know the directions to the massage parlor?

• Hey. Don't hassle me.

• You crazy fuck.

• Asshole!

• Aw. Fuck me.

• Oh. What's wrong with you?

• Whoa. What the hell?

• Yeah. I'm gonna show you some pain.

• You're gonna get hurt like a pretty boy in prison.

• Now you gonna get fucked up, bitch.

• Oh. You dumb shit. who you messing with?

• You should run away while you still can.

• You are crazy. I'm outta here.

• This fight ain't fair.

• Fuck. Fuck. This ain't right.

• This guy's a psycho.

• Nah. I'm not following you, you psycho.

• Some motherfucking punk just stole my ride.

• Hey, baby. I'll make you my queen.

• Hey, girl. Can I look out your belly button?

• Hey, girl. I just popped a tent. Wanna go camping?

• Aw, shit. I better fly.

• Nah. I don't even wanna hear that shit.

• Speed it up, man. I'm getting bored.

• I know. I know.

• What did that bitch say?

• That girl's got a fat ass.

• Yeah, man. What are you doing?

• Look. I gotta go eat, man. Catch you later.

• Yeah.

• Shit yeah.

• Yeah, yeah.

• I hear you.

• You know it.

• Oh. My head. My head hurts, doc.

• Aw, shit.

• Motherfucking shit.

• Oh my God.

• Whoa. What the hell?

• Yeah, yeah. We hear ya.

• Quit that racket, you asshole.

• Aw, fuck. Does anybody pick up around here?

• Aw, this whole town's on meth.

• Aw, that's crazy. I'm moving back to Cleveland.

• Hey. Thanks for that.

• Thanks.

• Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Slow down there, man.

• You crazy son of a bitch. Let me outta here.

• Oh, shit.

• This can't be happening to me.

MY Construct 2 BS1

• My car. This is some bullshit, son.

• Why you grabbing me? You don't know me.

• Ah, shit. Guns? I don't fuck with no guns.

• My car. Dog, are you serious?

• Man, what the fuck is you doing?

• Watch it. Watch it. Watch it.

• What in the hell is all this?

• Man, my wife is gonna shit herself.

• Dog, I ain't nothing but a construction worker.

• Yo, what you doing? That's my wife's shit.

• My wife's in my pockets already. Now this?

• I see you all had your Hercules this morning.

• Look out, man. Damn.

• Aw damn. This fool waving guns around.

• All that slacking ain't getting you no OT.

• Yo, keep your mind on your job, man.

• That's it. Nice and easy, baby.

• Come on, dog. Not my wife's car.

• Ya'll give me more headaches then my wifey do.

• Man, I fucking hate sitting in traffic.

• Probably just someone gawking at chicks.

• The city need to fix these traffic jams, man.

• Don't go starting shit with me today, okay?

• God, this is the wrong day to fuck with me.

• Man, stop bullshitting. I ain't in the mood.

• That's for damn sure.

• What? Seriously, dog?

• Yeah, you know. Man, listen...

• Punching out soon. Might even get some sex this week.

• Man, this damn woman got me working like a slave.

• All that OT and my whole check go to the wife.

• Aw fuck.

• Up yours, asshole.

• Oh hell no.

• Yo, man. What's wrong with you?

• I ain't trying to catch no assault charge.

• What's your beef? I don't even know you.

• I ain't trying to catch no case for battery.

• Aw damn. That was bananas.

MY Construct 2 BS2

• You got it, man.

• Please don't shoot.

• Look where you're driving.

• Safety first.

• Get to work.

• Don't worry about me. Take the car.

• Use your eyes, idiot.

• Don't shoot.

• You musta lost your fucking mind.

• You paying for that?

• All the spots are full.

• I could have lost an eye.

• Don't do it.

• I almost lost a finger.

• Order more hardhats.

• The break was long enough.

• I don't want no trouble.

• We're here again tomorrow.

• I got work to do.

• You need to get moving.

• Move it.

• Fuck a book.

• You can't get shit done in the office.

• My wife know the deal.

• Me too.

• I hear you.

• I feel you.

• My back is killing me.

• I'm asking for a raise.

• I'm going in the massage parlor.

• Fucking fool.

• Watch it.

• Chill out.

• Calm down.

• Chill out.

• Be easy.

• I'm not fighting you.

• Oh shit.

MY Construct 2 BS3

• Yo. I just paid for this.

• That guy's dangerous.

• This thing's just been paid off.

• Get that drill over to the south side.

• Is it quitting time yet?

• Oh hell to the no.

• Fuck. My car.

• He's packing. Get away.

• Holy shit.

• Why didn't I join Triple A?

• I'm telling you, there's no way those are natural.

• How much longer do I have to wait for you to get your shit together?

• He's gonna shoot someone. Run.

• I think it's time for a new hardhat, P.

• Aw. Don't they ever change the porta-potties around here?

• Who's up for Honker's tonight?

• Get off me.

• Did you see that girl?

• Can we go now please?

• Look at this now.

• Oh come on. I cannot believe this.

• Excuse me.

• Pardon me.

• Sorry 'bout that.

• I hear that.

• That's something.

• I am not surprised at all, my friend.

• Yeah, man. The wife is going out tonight running up credit card bills.

• The only reason I'm still here is so that the wife can go out gambling with her friends.

• I can't go to the bar tonight. Wifey will be waiting for me.

• Hey!

• Shit.

• Damn.

• Son of a bitch.

• Fuck off.

• You're not worth it.

• Get the fuck off me.

• Shit!

MY Construct 2 BS4

• Give me a break, son. I need this whip.

• Please, man. I ain't no threat to you.

• Just great. I was about to sell that.

• Woo-hoo! Nothing like some good honest work.

• I'm making me some overtime tonight.

• Can't you jack the next man's shit?

• Man, I can't afford no new car.

• Yo. Give me a break, man. I got kids.

• Give me a break, man. Leave my ride alone.

• Now how am I supposed to get to work?

• I gotta hop over here. Give me abreak.

• Real men don't need no gym to get buff.

• Yo. I got kids to feed. Don't do it.

• I sure could use a Redwood right now.

• Man, this shift ain't never gonna be over.

• Man, who the hell farted? It smells awful up in here.

• Chill, son. This my only way to get to work.

• Mmm. I keep thinking about an ice cold logger.

• Yo. Traffic ain't the place to play games.

• Man. This traffic ain't a game, for real.

• Come on. Stop clowning. Keep it moving.

• Yo. Come on, man. Ease up.

• Yo. Move, man. Serious.

• Stop playing. I'm trying to get to work.

• Damn straight, son.

• Say word.

• No doubt. I'm with you on that.

• We better get some OT for this.

• I think our foreman is mob connected.

• I'm sick of working this site.

• Yo. Chill.

• Ah!

• Watch out.

• Yo, man. What the hell's wrong with you?

• Man, you are bugging the fuck out, son.

• Gimme a break, son. Alright?

• Oh damn. That shit was off the hook.

MY Cop Black

• Let me guess, your inspection date is next week?

• You know how beat up your car is?

• The suspect's in a boat now.

• You're under arrest for concealing a firearm in your vehicle.

• Suspect is carrying a firearm.

• You're throwing your life away.

• You gotta pay the toll or you can't go.

• Hitting a police car is a crime.

• I'm still gonna get you.

• You're too dangerous to be on the streets.

• Keep him busy.

• This is a serious offense.

• Our suspect is currently in a car.

• Let's split up and spread out.

• You realize this isn't the bumper cars on Firefly?

• Don't worry. We'll nail this guy.

• Suspect is armed. I repeat, suspect is armed.

• Requesting immediate backup.

• Our suspect is currently riding on the train.

• Police. Put your hands in the air.

• Just gone.

• Let's nail this punk.

• The car's been hit.

• I'm going to need some backup.

• Backup required at my location.

• Police. You're under arrest.

• That thing's going up any second now!

• May I see your ID, please?

• Shit. I gotta get outta my car?

• You got any ID on you I could look at?

• Stop where you're going.

• I'm prepared to use this.

• You can't do that.

• Don't get distracted, we're a team.

• Get the hell away from that.

• Place your hands on top of your head so I can frisk you.

• I got a situation here. I need backup.

• Keep my ass covered.

• Suspect has boarded a train.

• Get outta your vehicle right now.

• You know the penalty for this?

• Suspect is in a car.

• Check the car for damage.

• Stop the vehicle and put your hands up.

• Now you done it. I'm gonna find you.

• Fuck it.

• The suspect's got a gun. So proceed with extreme caution.

• Don't get distracted, we're a team.

• Holt it right there. Police.

• I'm tired of this amateur hour.

• Suspect is in a boat.

• Everyone's got to go right now.

• My wrist. Shit.

• Put your hands on your head and don't move them.

• All units. I'm pursuing on foot.

• Hey. You've got to pay.

• Why do you people always do this?

• Don't say I didn't warn you. You're going down for this.

• Looks like there might be something there.

• My currence low and I need a donut charge. Stat.

• Stop and pay the fare.

• We can nail this guy together.

• This isn't a race track.

• You are in so much trouble.

• We need air support immediately.

• I pulled you over because you're a danger to yourself and others.

• Come on, people. No rubbernecking.

• The frosted swirl looks good today. I'll take one.

• Okay. Don't be a sicko. There's nothing to see.

• Is everyone alright?

• Okay, you can go. Just stay outta trouble.

• Stop right there.

• Do you even know how many miles over the speed limit you were going?

• We have a major situation here.

• We need everything you've got yesterday.

• Aiming a vehicle at an officer is a crime.

• LCPD. What's the problem?

• Cover me.

• LCPD. Who called us?

• The suspect's gone into the subway.

• Let's nail this punk.

• Come on. You know I have to ask you to leave.

• I'm gonna put you away for this.

• Thank you for your cooperation. You can go.

• This might be tricky. Checking it out.

• Have a nice day.

• I've been fighting punks like you my whole life.

• I know it sucks but you gotta go.

• Hands up. Don't move. Police.

• Requesting immediate air support.

• Hold their fire down.

• You can't threaten innocent people.

• Hey you. Hold it.

• Thank you.

• Come on, buddy. You gotta go.

• Suspect has entered the subway.

• Are you crazy? I'm a cop.

• All citizens must evacute the area at once.

• Stop what you're doing.

• Hold it right there.

• You can't stay here.

• I hope nobody was killed while we were cranked.

• Let's go! Get out of here, everyone.

• I think we can out-flank him.

• I'm putting you away.

• Thanks.

• You left me no choice but to use this.

• Clear the area. Let's go.

• Our suspect is riding a bike.

• Must have been a prank. Bunch of idiots.

• I'm gonna have to subdue you.

• You can't go on without paying the toll.

• Open your trunk, please.

• Ha ha ha ha. He messed with the wrong cops this time.

• Pop the trunk for me, please.

• LCPD. Responding to a call from this location.

• Suspect is on a bike.

• Suspect is outta control! Send all available personel to this location.

• The area's clean. Whatever it was is gone.

• He can't get away from all of us.

• Are you crazy?

• She's gonna blow!

• If you wanna go, you gotta pay.

• Okay. You asked for this.

• Try to head him off or I'll flank him.

• I don't need a car to get you, idiot.

• Split up. We'll have a better chance.

• You'll have lots of time to reflect on this now.

• I hope you're ready for the prison showers, idiot.

• If you know what's good for you, you won't move.

• You're under arrest, you freak.

• Hands behind your back.

• Call EMS.

• I've been hit. Call the paramedics.

• Tell my wife not to worry.

• Call my mom and wife.

• Police. Pull over to the side.

• Get outta the way. Police.

• Move over. Police.

• Let us pass right now.

• Are you blind? Move outta the way.

• You wanna go to jail? Get outta here.

• Move it.

• Get outta the way.

• Move aside. Police.

• Pull over and let me through.

• Police. Let us pass.

• You want a ticket? Move over.

• Be careful next time.

• You looking for trouble?

• Watch it.

• I see you.

• Don't throw your life away. Give up.

• You wanna run from the cops your whole life?

• You can't just keep running away from everything.

• Don't make me keep chasing you.

• I'll chase you from FIA to Tudor if I have to.

• Give up and I'll go easier on you.

• The more you run, the harder it will be when I catch you.

• Hang on. You gonna be alright.

• I need to commandeer your vehicle for police business.

• Police. I'm officially commandeering your vehicle.

• Come on. Fight. Fight.

• Hey!

• Stop!

• What the-?

• Stop that driver.

• Pull over.

• Okay. Freeze.

• Hold it right there.

• Don't make me use this.

• I'm not fooling around now.

• Stop what you're doing.

• Don't move a muscle or I will fire.

• Get down.

• Duck.

• Drop. Now.

• Get your heads down.

• Fall back!

• Let's back it up.

• Move back!

• You're making a big mistake taking on a cop.

• Don't throw your life away like this.

• Are you really gonna risk ruining your life?

• Let it go. It's not worth it.

• Get down on the ground.

• Freeze.

• You think I don't know you're following me? Move on now.

• Come on. I'm not a rookie. You can go now.

• You wanna get arrested? Then beat it.

• Okay. Gumshoe time is over. You can go now.

• You think you're in a detective movie? Get outta here.

• You wanna follow people? Get a PI license and get outta here.

• You seem to have a lot of different names on these bank cards. Huh.

• Concealed weapon. Okay, you're coming with me.

• Police. Everyone down.

• Get down for your own safety.

• We have a situation here. Get down, everyone.

• Get down.

• All civilians get down.

• I'm gonna ask you to get out and put your hands on the roof.

• Step outta your car and put your hands on the roof.

• Okay. Get out and put your hands on the roof.

• Please get outta your car.

• Get outta the car slowly.

• Get outta the car now.

• Get outta that car.

• Come on outta that car. No sudden moves.

• Step outta the damn vehicle and no tricks.

• Thanks for that. But remember, we're trained professionals.

• Come on. You don't wanna be a cop killer.

• Don't throw your life away by pulling that trigger.

• Think about it. What will you achieve by shooting me?

• Killing me won't solve anything.

• Are you really a murderer? I don't see it.

• You're not a killer. I can tell.

• You're not looking for trouble, I hope?

• You're here for a good reason, right?

• I'm not gonna have to keep an eye on you, right?

• Keep those thoughts nice and legal and we'll have no problems.

• Just a warning. I never forget a face.

• You made a big mistake.

• Never underestimate the LCPD.

• Now you're in big trouble.

• I'm taking you in for this.

• You think I'm gonna take any of your shit?

• Why'd he run? Why?

• This never gets any better.

• I hate this part of the job.

• What a stupid waste.

• All units, I'm pursuing on foot.

• Why do you people always do this?

• All units request backup. I'm out of the car, chasing him.

• I don't believe this. He's making me chase him.

• Where'd he go?

• Come on. He couldn't have just disappeared.

• He's just gone.

• Get off the street, everyone.

• We got an emergency situation. Clear the street.

• All civilians must clear the street.

• Officer down.

• Someone's been hit.

• One of our men is down.

• Call EMS. A civilian's down.

• A bystander's been hit.

• Shit. Someone's been shot.

• Get the paramedics. We got an innocent down.

• Please pull over.

• Pull over to the side of the road.

• Pull over. Police.

• This is your last warning. Pull over.

• Are you stupid? Pull over.

• Okay, let's regroup. This isn't working.

• Regroup.

• MVA at my location.

• Calling in to report an MVA.

• Requesting back for an MVA.

• Send in the usual MVA mop-up.

• I need to report an MVA.

• I thought I was a goner there.

• The judge will be more lenient if you come out.

• Give up and we can work something out.

• The longer you hide, the worse you're making it for yourself.

• Just come out. Why you ruining your life even more?

• Better get CSI on the horn.

• Forensics is gonna be busy.

• My leg. Can't put any weight on it.

• My leg's hit!

• We'll find him faster if we split up.

• Split up. We'll have a better chance.

• Let's split up and spread out.

• Police. Don't shoot.

• Don't do it. Put the gun down.

• You really don't wanna shoot that person.

• Drop the gun. LCPD.

• Hey. Put that down and put your hands up.

• Drop that weapon.

• Place the weapon on the ground immediately.

• Police. Drop you weapon and put your hands on your head.

• Give it up. You're surrounded.

• You're surrounded. Don't make things worse.

• You're surrounded. You're only making things worse by resisting.

• You're in an impossible situation. We're all around you.

• We're all around you. Come peacefully.

• Suspect is proceeding on foot.

• Our suspect is still on foot.

• Take cover.

• Everyone, take cover.

• Let's get some cover!

• We need some cover or we'll look like swiss cheese.

• We'll need some cover right now or we're goners.

• I'm taking you out right now.

• You ruined enough lives already, punk.

• You deserve this.

• You've hurt enough people for one lifetime.

• People like you never change.

• You brought this on yourself.

• Thanks.

• Thank you.

• Do you realize how much trouble you're in?

• What's your fucking problem?

• You just thrown your life away and for what?

• This is so stupid. Look at you.

• Acknowledge.

• That's a copy.

• Copy that.

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• I'm afraid this is not a roadworthy vehicle.

• Does this car look like it's in a safe condition to you?

• Suspect is on a boat.

• Well, well, well. Do you have a license for this?

• Suspect is armed. Repeat, suspect is armed.

• I'm gonna remember you.

• You gotta pay the toll or you can't go.

• That's too close.

• Jeronimo!

• Cover me. I'm going in.

• Oh no. You can't be serious.

• Suspect has a car.

• Having a little fun while driving, were we?

• He can't keep this up.

• This is serious.

• We have a problem. Perp is armed.

• Send backup.

• Suspect is on a train. Please advise.

• Hey. Stop that.

• Damn it.

• Can't keep this up.

• Not going anywhere now.

• Okay. Perp is armed.

• Requesting backup ASAP.

• What am I, invisible?

• Everybody down!

• Could I see some ID?

• Show me some ID.

• Hey. Look over there.

• Meat the silencer.

• You can't do that.

• He's not going anywhere now.

• You clear outta there.

• Place your hands on top of your head.

• I need backup.

• I'm going in. Keep him busy.

• Suspect is on a train. Heading... uh, shit. Where's the map?

• Okay. Here comes.

• Lay down supressing fire.

• Hey. Get your hands off me.

• Suspect is in a vehicle. Description to follow.

• You will not get away with that.

• You just made a big mistake.

• Suspect has a gun.

• Getting tired.

• Please put the gun down.

• Come on now. We can talk about this.

• I don't think you wanna do that.

• I can take him. I know it.

• This isn't gonna solve anything.

• In my sights.

• Suspect has taken to the water.

• Get away. It's not safe.

• Get your hands up on your head.

• Hey. You've got to pay.

• I know your face, asshole.

• Whoops. Here we go. In pursuit.

• Give me some cover.

• Give me the ones with the sugar on it.

• Stop and pay the fare.

• Ha. We got him.

• Do you know exactly what speed you were doing there?

• You did it.

• This is getting outta hand. Send air support.

• We have rules for the road. I enforce them.

• Move along. There's nothing to see here.

• I'll take some salad. Just kidding. You know what I want.

• We need everything you got!

• Keep moving please. Keep moving.

• Nothing this time.

• There. Over there.

• In a hurry? Sure look that way.

• This guy is serious!

• This is crazy! Somebody send somebody!

• Hey watch it.

• This is crazy! Somebody send somebody!

• Give me some cover.

• Suspect has gone for the train.

• Let's shut him down.

• It's now or never.

• We've had some complaints. You're gonna have to move.

• Enjoy it while you can.

• You're clean. Sorry for the inconvenience.

• I have a felon in view.

• Have a nice day.

• I'm going for it.

• Whoa.

• Nice gun. Can I see it?

• You're going down.

• Ugh. Looks like you ain't wanted, partner. Get moving.

• Are you blind or stupid?

• We need air support. Please advise.

• Lay down suppressing fire.

• It's now or never.

• I have visual contact.

• Jeronimo!

• What the hell?

• Thank you.

• Hey. You can't stay here.

• Suspect has entered the subway.

• Gimme.

• Please clear the area calmly and quickly.

• I see the suspect.

• Oh now it's on.

• I have the perp in view.

• Take it around the corner, buddy.

• Get out. Run.

• Come on. We nearly have him.

• I'm gonna take him.

• Thanks.

• You ready to cooperate?

• Please the evacuate the area in an orderly fashion.

• You should not have done that.

• Suspect is mobile on a bike.

• Always feels good in my hand.

• You can't go on without paying the toll.

• Pop the trunk. Do it now.

• Stand still.

• He's getting tired.

• I'm going in.

• Okay. Open up the trunk.

• I'm going for it.

• Suspect is on two wheels.

• Who is this guy? We need everything you got!

• Come on.

• I've got you now.

• Spread out. We'll cut him off.

• We are making a serious mistake.

• Stand clear, it's gonna blow!

• You will regret that.

• Cover me. I'm going in.

• Spread out.

• If you wanna go, you gotta pay.

• Shit. Now I gotta file a report.

• I'm taking the shot.

• This is for real now.

• Doesn't he ever stop?

• Dive.

• You're coming with me.

• Let's take a little trip downtown.

• Ha. Yeah. Another one down.

• Looks like you'll be away for a while. Ha ha ha.

• You're going away from a long, long time.

• Ah, I'm shot! I'm down!

• Officer shot! Help.

• Ah! Need some help, I've been shot.

• Oh God it hurts, I'm bleeding.

• Clear the way. Clear it now.

• Let's go. Move it.

• Come on. Get outta the way.

• You are hindering a pursuit. Move.

• Go around. Go around.

• Please clear the ???

• Keep walking.

• If you do not move faster, there will be consequences.

• I should probably do something about this.

• Okay. A little patience is a good thing.

• Please get moving. You're blocking the road.

• Please move or I will call backup.

• Don't make me turn on my siren.

• Excuse me.

• Please be more careful, sir.

• Hey watch it. I can bust you.

• Stop. You can't get away.

• I train for this, scumbag.

• You're gonna regret making me sweat.

• Perps like you never get away. You hear me?

• Just give up. It'll be easier.

• You can ride but you can't hide.

• I'm just toying with you, you know that?

• You think you can outrun me?

• It's okay, buddy. You're gonna be fine.

• Oh God.

• I need this vehicle. Police business.

• I need this. Go to the station and get a recipt.

• Come on. Come on, don't give up.

• Whoa!

• Hey!

• Watch it!

• Look out!

• Slow down!

• And out comes Rosco.

• You see what I got in my hand?

• Okay. Here we go.

• Man. I hate paperwork.

• You happy about this?

• Okay. It's over. You hear me?

• Whoa. He's shooting.

• That's too close.

• Somebody get him.

• Dive.

• Fall back. Fall back.

• Move back. We're exposed.

• Get outta here.

• There's only one way this is gonna end.

• You about to be in a world of hurt.

• Another day, another piece of scum.

• You will submit to me.

• I sure hope you have insurance.

• I love to clean scum off the streets.

• You wanna back up, sir?

• Please choose another route, sir.

• Are all these bank cards yours?

• This is a little dangerous to be carrying around isn't it?

• Get down.

• Hit the floor.

• Everybody eat dirt.

• Stay low.

• Down on the ground.

• Please get outta the vehicle and place your hands on the roof.

• Get out and show me your hands.

• Out. Now. Hands on the car.

• Please step out of the vehicle.

• Slowly remove yourself from the vehicle.

• Unfasten your seat belt and get out of the car.

• Get out. Out of the car.

• Get out of the car.

• It's over. Get out.

• Get out where I can see you now.

• Thank you. Good work, neighbor.

• Come on now. We can talk about this.

• This isn't gonna solve anything.

• Nice gun. Can I see it?

• Sir, please put the gun down.

• Do you think that makes you a big man?

• Scum like you can't fight like a big man, huh?

• Did you just look at me?

• Should I worry about you?

• You got a guilty look about you. Any reason?

• Why you look so nervous suddenly?

• You carrying? Drugs, weapons?

• You didn't think you'd get away, did you?

• Here's how it's done, motherfucker.

• I'm afraid I can't let you get away with this.

• What, you didn't see this coming?

• You enjoy a few seconds or pretending to be a cop?

• Yeah. Another one down.

• Aw shit. I hate being investigated.

• You shoulda just come in like I asked.

• Aw shit. You better have been guilty.

• Time for some cardio.

• I love to get my blood pumping.

• Aw man. I glad I work out.

• Dammit.

• Where is he?

• Shit. Now I gotta file a report.

• Officer shot. Officer down.

• Cop down. We need help.

• Wounded officer. Get an ambulance.

• Whoa!

• Yeah!

• We have a wounded civilian.

• We have a citizen down. Send help.

• Wounded civilian caught in crossfire.

• It is a pedestrian down. Send an ambulance.

• Pull over.

• Pull over to the side of the road.

• Park your vehicle and turn the engine off.

• If you don't pull over, I will pull you over.

• Pull over now or I will be forced to take action.

• Come on. Let's regroup.

• Get over here.

• We have an MVA.

• Just witnessed an MVA.

• We have an accident here.

• Oops. We have an MVA.

• There's been a collision here.

• Whoa. I thought I was done.

• You're just wasting my time now. Come on out.

• You can't hide. I know this city like the back of my hand.

• Oh my. This is gonna be fun. Yes indeed.

• Let's stop pretending. Just come on out.

• Everybody step back.

• Let me handle this situation.

• Ah. In the leg. In the leg.s

• My leg is hit.

• Okay. We're gonna split up.

• We'll cover more ground if we split up.

• Okay. Put it away.

• Don't do anything you're gonna regret.

• Are we gonna have a situation here?

• Drop the gun and step back.

• Put that away.

• Don't even think about it.

• Drop it.

• Do not use that.

• We have you surrounded.

• There's nowhere to run. Come on out.

• Okay. We have you in the bag. Surrender yourself.

• You are completely surrounded.

• There is no escape. Drop your weapon and step forward.

• Suspect is on foot.

• Suspect has no vehicle.

• Get down.

• Get outta there.

• Watch it.

• Take cover.

• Get outta the line of fire.

• I have him.

• He's in my sights.

• I'm taking the shot.

• I've got you now.

• Stand still.

• You're going down.

• Thank you.

• Much obliged.

• Pull over. Pull over now.

• You got balls of steel. I'll give you that.

• This has suddenly gotten a lot more interesting.

• In case you hadn't noticed, I am a police officer.

• Ha ha. All ladies love a man in uniform.

• Aw. You're just flirting with me now.

• So what do you look like, precious?

• You are one sexy dispatcher.

MY Cop Hispanic

• You do know it's dangerous to drive a vehicle in that condition?

• Drop the weapon or I'll shoot.

• Officers, take cover. Take cover.

• Fan out, guys. Fan out.

• I pulled you over because your vehicle is exhibiting some serious damage.

• I saw the suspect on a boat. I repeat, a boat.

• Put that gun on the ground.

• This appears to be a firearm.

• Suspect is armed. I repeat, suspect is armed.

• Ah! No way. The boards at the station will never let me forget this.

• I can't let you through without paying.

• My feet are really hurting. Damn.

• Have you any idea how much paper work I'm gonna have to deal with now?

• Do not make me get out of this car.

• Now he's going down.

• I need cover. Cover me.

• That belongs to the city, you idiot.

• Suspect is now in a car.

• Everyone, we should separate.

• You've been stopped for reckless driving.

• Can't we just shoot him in the back and say we didn't do it?

• Police. Halt.

• Dispatch, the suspect is armed.

• I need backup ASAP.

• On the train. They're on the train.

• Excuse me, sir. I think you better stop that at once.

• Where are you?

• Police. Halt.

• You just hit the wrong car.

• Put the weapon down.

• Take cover. Get down. Duck.

• Police. Freeze.

• Yeah. Dispatch. Confirm that. Suspect is armed.

• Send in some backup. I'm in trouble.

• You want me to take you downtown?

• Stop this at once. You're under arrest.

• Get down.

• Run. Run.

• LCPD. Show me your ID.

• Okay. You've asked for it.

• ID papers please.

• I got them. Right there. Stop what you're doing.

• This is gonna hurt you a lot.

• Come back, you fucking cheapskate.

• Police. Freeze.

• Stop that or I'll shoot.

• Place both of your hands up on your head, please.

• We got a wild one. Stay down.

• Give me my car back now.

• I can't handle this. Send me some backup.

• I need some covering fire over here.

• No doubt about it. Suspect is on the train.

• Do you recognize this uniform?

• I can make a move.

• Sir, step away from the vehicle and we'll pretend this never happened.

• Suspect is in some sort of car.

• Doesn't nobody know how to drive in this city?

• You just made me spill my coffee.

• You just made a big mistake.

• Hey. This is city property. Watch out.

• Suspect has a gun.

• Come on, guys.

• Ah! I just spilt coffee down my pants.

• Drop that gun now.

• Cease and desist your current action or I will take you in.

• I'll get him. Watch my back.

• That belongs to the city, you idiot.

• Going down.

• Dispatch, suspect is on a boat.

• Let's al move away now, please people.

• Now get your hands on your head.

• Dispatch, I'm continuing on foot.

• Spanish

• Officer proceeding on foot.

• Get back here right now.

• LCPD. Freeze.

• Dispatch, I'm reporting in on pursuit.

• Watch my back.

• Cover me. I'm making a move.

• Can I have one of the ones with the itty bits of chocolate on, please?

• Smile, motherfucker. You're on CCTV.

• Come on, guys. Stop him.

• Do you know how fast you were going back there?

• Damn.

• I'm a police officer. You're under arrest.

• I'm having trouble keeping up. Send in the bird.

• You were driving recklessly back there.

• Okay, people. Move along. Let's get on with our jobs.

• I'll have one of the ones with the sprinkles on it.

• We need a whole lot more help over here.

• It's all over, folks. Please disperse.

• Hey. Pay attention. You could have killed somebody.

• Take cover, boys.

• It's okay. You can carry on with your business now.

• Over there. Hey. Stop.

• You have any idea how fast you were driving there?

• We can't stop him. Send me all you got.

• That was incredibly unwise of you.

• We're almost there.

• Send me all you got.

• Cover me. I'm making a move.

• Ah! No way. The boards at the station will never let me forget this.

• Just stop running, okay?

• I'm the following the suspect into the subway system.

• Police. Halt.

• Oh yeah!

• Time to go. Come on.

• I'm gonna track you down, you degenerate.

• Okay. You're clean. Sorry to trouble you.

• Stop that or I'll be forced to stop it for you.

• Going down.

• Have a perp in view. Giving chase.

• Thank you. Have a nice day.

• Here goes!

• Going down.

• Okay, sir. Move along now.

• Stop that right now.

• I need air support here, dispatch.

• Pin him down so I can make a move.

• Oh yeah!

• This is the police. Stop where you are.

• Here goes!

• Thanks. Drive safely.

• You can't stay here. Move along, please.

• Suspect has proceeded into the subway.

• If you stop now, I won't hurt you when I catch you.

• Somebody just landed themselves in a world of trouble.

• Clear the area now, people.

• That's the perp. Stop. Liberty City police.

• You want me to take you downtown?

• Hey, you. Halt.

• Come on now, sir. You know you can't stay there.

• You can't steal this car. I'm a cop.

• Please stop running. I'm getting a stitch.

• It's all over. Nothing more happening here, folks.

• We're almost there.

• You're mine now.

• Gracias. Have a good one.

• Let's get it on.

• Okay, people. Please disperse.

• Stop that right now.

• Dispatch. Yep. Suspect is on a bike.

• You asked for it and now you're gonna get it.

• You have to pay to get through here.

• I need you to open the trunk for me.

• I think you better stop that at once.

• My feet are really hurting. Damn.

• I need some covering fire over here.

• Okay. Now I'm gonna ask to open the trunk so I can take a look inside.

• You're mine now.

• Suspect is currently on a motorbike.

• We need a whole lot more help over here.

• Come on.

• This guy's a pain in the ass.

• I'm a cop. You can't do this to me.

• Cease and desist your current action or I will take you in.

• Run. It's gonna blow!

• Step away from the vehicle and we'll pretend this never happened.

• I need cover. Cover me.

• Pain in the ass.

• You're in trouble if I catch you.

• I'm a cop. You can't do this to me.

• Sorry. There's a toll here.

• Oh shit.

• Now I gotta hurt you.

• Come on. We're gaining on him.

• You can run but you can't hide.

• If you farted in my car, I'll shoot you. I swear to God.

• LCPD. You're under arrest.

• Okay, guys. Let's split up and fan out.

• I oughta beat you for making me run like that.

• I told you there's no point in running. You're under arrest.

• Sir, don't move a muscle or I'll shoot.

• Not so smart now are you, sir?

• Now we got you on our terms. Here comes the fun part.

• Is that my blood? Oh, Jesus.

• Officer down. Officer down.

• Call for a medic. I'm dying here.

• Somebody shoot that bastard for me.

• Outta the God damn way. Now.

• Move. We're in pursuit here.

• I don't believe this. Get outta the way.

• Jesus. Will you get outta the way. Move it.

• Everybody stay quiet. We'll all get moving soon enough.

• I keep telling these folks at City Hall about these bottlenecks, but do they listen?

• Listen up, people. Stay vigilant.

• Come on, people. Let's get things moving.

• I must spend at least half my life sat in traffic.

• Those geniuses at City Hall can't even keep this damn town moving.

• Come on. What's the hold up here?

• If I had more energy, I'd sort this mess out.

• Careful. Mind out.

• LCPD. Step aside.

• Mind how you go there.

• Police. Halt.

• Stop running, sir.

• LCPD. Freeze.

• Please stop running. I'm getting a stitch.

• If you stop now, I won't hurt you when I catch you.

• LCPD. You're under arrest.

• You're in trouble if I catch you.

• Just stop running, okay?

• You're gonna be okay. It looks worse than it is.

• LCPD. I'm commandeering this vehicle.

• LCPD. I need this vehicle now.

• Breathe. God damn it. Breathe.

• Get the license plate.

• I'm a cop.

• Maniac.

• I'll get you one day.

• Stop him. Someone.

• LCPD. Don't move.

• Think very carefully now.

• Stop right there.

• Don't move or I'll shoot.

• Stop. I will shoot you.

• Don't even think about it.

• Keep down.

• Whoa. That nearly hit me. Get down.

• Stay down.

• Everyone down now.

• Guy. Fall back.

• Too much firepower. Back off.

• Let's get to cover and wait for backup.

• Get down on the ground now.

• Assaulting an officer is a serious offense.

• Back down now.

• You're under arrest. Cease your current behavior.

• Stop that right now.

• You're getting yourself into a world of pain.

• Do you know it's a criminal offense to follow a police officer?

• Desist following me now.

• Stolen cards, huh?

• Oh. What do we have here? Looks like trouble.

• Hit the deck.

• Police. Hit the floor.

• Police. Get down.

• LCPD. Everybody down.

• LCPD. Take cover.

• Please exit the vehicle and place your hands on the roof.

• Okay. Now get out and let me see your hands on the roof.

• Now get out and spread 'em.

• Step out of the car now.

• Now I want you to exit the vehicle.

• Slowly get out of your car.

• Get outta the God damn car.

• Now we got you. Get outta there.

• Now step out and away from the car.

• Move it. Get outta the car.

• Good work, sir.

• Put the weapon on the ground and back away.

• Put that gun down right now.

• This is an unwise course of action.

• Drop the weapon.

• Don't make me shoot you.

• I swear you'll wish you never pointed that gun at me.

• You wanna feel my baton?

• Don't look at me like that, prison meat.

• Hey, ugly. Walk away.

• You wanna find out how so many people fall down the stairs at my precint?

• You wanna have a nasty accident?

• Give me my car back now.

• Step outta the vehicle now, sir.

• If you farted in my car, I'll shoot you. I swear to God.

• You better not have taken a bite out of my donut.

• Get outta that vehicle right now.

• May you rest in peace.

• There's one less piece of scum to deal with.

• Not so tough now, are you?

• You see, punk? Crime doesn't pay.

• Dispatch, I'm continuing on foot.

• Officer proceeding on foot.

• I'm gonna follow him on foot.

• Where are you?

• Aw shit.

• Damn. I lost him.

• We got an officer down over here.

• Man down.

• We got an officer down.

• Dispatch, we got a citizen down.

• We got a pedestrian down. Repeat, pedestrian's been shot.

• Civilian down. Suspected gunshot wound.

• They shot a civilian. Send the paramedics in.

• Pull over. Now.

• I order you to stop that vehicle.

• Pull over now. You have been warned.

• Pull over now.

• Pull over the vehicle now.

• This is no use. Regroup everyone. On me.

• Okay. Let's rethink this. Gather round.

• Nice procedure. Good work. Thanks.

• Come out, punk. You don't stand a chance.

• If I find you, you're gonna have a nasty accident.

• I'm gonna find you and you're gonna have an uncomfortable night.

• I'm gonna enjoy interogating you.

• What is that? Oh Jesus.

• Everybody stay calm. I'm with the LCPD.

• Okay, guys. Let's split up and fan out.

• Everyone, we should separate and search him down.

• Fan out, guys. Fan out.

• Put the weapon down.

• Drop that gun now.

• Drop the weapon or I'll shoot.

• Put that gun on the ground.

• Put down that weapon.

• Drop it and move away.

• Put the weapon on the floor now.

• Drop the God damn weapon.

• There's no hope. Give up.

• We got you surrounded. There's no escape.

• Come out with your hands up.

• You're outta luck, punk. Now we got you.

• Give up now and you won't get shot.

• Suspect is proceeding on foot.

• Suspect is on foot. Uh huh.

• Take cover, boys.

• We got a wild one. Stay down.

• Officers, take cover. Take cover.

• Get down. He's shooting at us.

• Take cover. Get down. Duck.

• I've got him.

• Okay. Now he's mine.

• I got him lined up.

• He's going down.

• Okay. I got him in my sights.

• He's going down.

• Thanks.

• Thank you.

• You can't steal this car. I'm a cop.

• Ah! I just spilt coffee down my pants.

• Stop that or I'll be forced to stop it for you.

• Sir, stop this at once. You're under arrest.

• Dispatch say again.

• Repeat your last dispatch. I do not read you.

• Say again. You're breaking up.

• What? Say that again.

MY Cop Traffic Black

• I suppose you know how illegal that damage on your car is?

• Split up.

• Did you know your car violates at least two state laws that I can see?

• Suspect has obtained a boat.

• You always have firearms in your car? You're under arrest.

• Suspect is armed with a gun.

• You gotta pay the toll or you can't go.

• Might be trouble.

• ???

• Heads down.

• I've had it with this guy.

• Keep me covered.

• Officer under attack. Officer under attack.

• Suspect has a car.

• No. I got a wife and kids.

• Let's split up.

• I pulled you over because your reckless driving was a danger to others.

• He can't run from all of us.

• In pursuit of perp. Requesting backup.

• Suspect is armed and dangerous.

• That's five count.

• I need backup.

• Target on a train.

• Stop. Police.

• Shit.

• Spread out.

• Call the station.

• Ugh. Still digesting the donuts.

• Suspect is to be treated as armed.

• Backup requested.

• Police. Freeze.

• This looks really, really bad.

• Just take it and get outta here.

• Fall back and take cover. Standy by for detonation.

• ID please.

• Can I see some form of identifcation, please?

• Police. Hold it.

• I'm not resisting. I'm not resisting.

• You think you can get outta this?

• You can't do that.

• Ugh. Still digesting the donuts.

• Vehicle under attack.

• Place your hands on your head, please.

• Back up. Back up.

• Draw his fire.

• Suspect is on a train.

• Shit.

• This is public property.

• That's public property.

• Suspect is in a car.

• It's a trap! We're down!

• We're in trouble!

• Stop or I'll charge you further.

• Shit.

• Suspect has a gun and should be considered dangerous.

• Let's close this net.

• Could you please just knock me out? I can't tell the kids about this.

• Stop or I'll charge you further.

• Police. Hold it right there.

• His ass is mine.

• So long, dickhead.

• Suspect is in a boat.

• Everyone evacuate immediately.

• The car's hit.

• Okay. Place your hands on top of your head.

• Hit the ground.

• Ah! Don't shoot.

• You can deal with me now or a longer sentence later.

• All units, pursuing on foot.

• Hey. You've got to pay.

• All units. Leaving my vehicle for foot pursuit.

• That's five counts, buddy.

• You can't hide from me.

• He might be trouble.

• Cover me.

• Give me whatever's the freshest.

• Stop and pay the fare.

• Let's close this net.

• Whoa there, Nelly. You know this isn't race day, right?

• Damn.

• Back up. Back up.

• We need air support here.

• You realize you could have killed someone, driving like that?

• Everything is under control. Nothing to see here.

• I'll have the freshest donuts you have.

• No rubbernecking. Nothing to see.

• Call for backup.

• Thanks for your cooperation. You can go.

• LCPD. Freeze.

• You realize how far over the speed limit you were, right?

• Requesting maximum support to subdue suspect.

• Damn.

• Cover me.

• Stop running and get on the ground.

• You're gonna spend the rest of your life in jail if you don't come out now.

• Suspect has entered the subway.

• Spread out.

• You're going down.

• Whoa. I'm not risking my pension over you.

• You know you can't be here.

• That's public property.

• You're clean. You can go.

• Just leave a scar on my face. Throw me out and I'll let you go.

• I need backup. Backup.

• He could be a problem.

• Have a nice day.

• I'm gonna finish this.

• How many counts do you want on your arrest?

• You're mine, asshole.

• Let's go. Time to hit the road.

• Suspect has expired.

• Stop right now. LCPD.

• Requesting immediate air support.

• Keep 'em busy.

• You're going down.

• Hold it right there.

• I'm gonna finish this.

• Thank you.

• You're gonna have to leave.

• Suspect is in the subway.

• You just piling the charges on.

• What the hell?

• Suspect is deceased.

• Evacuate the area now.

• Don't move a muscle.

• I see you. Don't move.

• Come on, buddy. You can't stay here.

• Can you hit me and throw me out? It'll look better.

• You want another charge? Get over here.

• Everyone get outta here.

• People like that think they can escape from a whole group of cops?

• I'm taking you down.

• Thanks.

• Okay. Relax.

• We have to get out. Let's go.

• Suspect on bike.

• Calling off pursuit. Lethal force has been used.

• Don't force me to use this.

• You can't go on without paying the toll.

• Can you pop the trunk, please?

• Say bye-bye, asshole.

• We'll get him.

• Fire.

• Open the trunk, please.

• I'm taking you down.

• Suspect is on a bike.

• We won't get the suspect until we have maximum support.

• Can't run from all of us.

• You are going down, perp.

• I really wanna get this guy.

• This is a police vehicle.

• It's gonna blow. Fall back.

• Keep me covered.

• People like that think they can escape from a whole group of cops?

• Stop. Police.

• If you wanna go, you gotta pay.

• Suspect has evaded me.

• Okay, dickhead. I see ya.

• Look, calm down or I'll calm you down myself.

• Don't let him get away.

• The harder you make this, the worse it's gonna be for you.

• Duck!

• We'll cover more ground if we split up and search.

• You're going downtown.

• You like getting in trouble or something?

• Hold it right there, buddy.

• Hands over your head.

• Let me see your hands.

• Officer down. Officer down.

• I've been hit.

• Call an ambulance. I'm hit.

• Call for help. I'm shot.

• Pull to the side. Police.

• Pull over. Police.

• Police. Move aside.

• Get outta the way. Police.

• Hey. You wanna get arrested for loitering?

• Police. Move along.

• You are blocking traffic. Get off the road.

• Get outta the way.

• Move aside right now.

• Police. Move your vehicle.

• Move it. You are blocking the police.

• Move aside. Police.

• Damn.

• Watch it.

• Careful, buddy.

• In pursuit of perp. Requesting backup.

• I see you, buddy.

• You can't hide from me.

• You want another charge? Get over here.

• You just piling the charges on.

• The harder you make this, the worse it's gonna be for ya.

• Stop. Police.

• Stop running and get on the ground.

• Hang tight, buddy. Help is on the way.

• I need this vehicle. Police business.

• LCPD. I need your vehicle.

• Hey!

• Stop!

• Police! Stop!

• Hold it.

• Slow down.

• Freeze.

• Stop right there or I'll shoot.

• The safety's off, buddy.

• Hold it right there or I'll shoot.

• Get on the ground right now.

• Hands up. Knees on the ground.

• Duck.

• Heads down.

• Hit the ground.

• Get down until he runs out of ammo.

• Fall back.

• Regroup ten yards back.

• Move back ten yards.

• You picked the wrong Irish boy to tangle with.

• You think you got what it takes?

• Come on. Don't pull your punches.

• I know you've got the fire in you. So let's see it.

• Is that the best you can do?

• Night night.

• Call for backup.

• I need backup. Backup.

• Hey. I see you, buddy. Take a hike.

• Got a problem, buddy? Get outta here.

• Get your ass outta here.

• You either need to report a crime or be on your way, okay?

• Take a walk, buddy. I see you back there.

• You think I don't know you're back there? Get outta here before I arrest you.

• You got a different name for each card. You're under arrest.

• Why do you have this if you're not an officer? You're under arrest.

• Get down, everyone.

• Everyone down.

• LCPD. Get down.

• LCPD. Everyone down.

• Get down everyone and stay down.

• I'm gonna ask you to leave your car and put your hands on the roof.

• Get outta the car and put your hands on the roof.

• Step outside and place your hands on the roof of your car.

• Get out of your car slowly.

• Slowly get out of the car.

• Get out of the car. No sudden moves.

• Get out of your car.

• Exit your car right now.

• Open the car door and get out.

• Get the hell outta the car.

• Thanks for your help. We need more people like you in LC.

• What do you think you're doing anyway?

• What, are you some kind of troublemaker?

• We don't need any watchdogs around here.

• You think you're smarter than the LCPD?

• You got a problem here?

• Suspect has expired.

• Ssupect is deceased.

• I got him. He's dead.

• Calling off pursuit. Lethal force has been used.

• All units, pursuing on foot.

• All units, leaving my vehicle for foot pursuit.

• All units, I'm chasing him on foot.

• Shit. Lost him.

• Suspect has evaded me.

• Damn. I thought he was here.

• Officer down.

• We've got an officer down.

• Call an ambulance. We've got an officer down.

• Call for an ambulance. We've got a civilian casualty.

• A civilian has been shot. Get a medic here.

• We need an ambulance. There's a civilian casualty.

• A person's down. We need an ambulance.

• LCPD. Pull over.

• Pull over. Police.

• Drive to one side and park your vehicle.

• LCPD. This is your final warning to pull over.

• PUll over and stop your vehicle. This is your final warning.

• Regroup, everybody.

• Okay. Let's regroup and start again.

• We've got an accident here.

• Reporting another accident.

• Another accident. A lot of them today.

• We've got another accident.

• I've got a traffic accident to report.

• Thanks. My pension is worth nothing at this point.

• How many counts do you want on your arrest?

• Inmates today eat guys like you for dinner.

• You can deal with me now or a longer sentence later.

• You're gonna spend the rest of your life in jail if you don't come out now.

• Whoa. Backup. Backup.

• Okay. Call for backup.

• Ah. I'm hit in the leg.

• Officer down. Officer down.

• We'll cover more ground if we split up and search.

• Let's split up and look for him.

• We'll find him faster if we split up.

• Drop the gun.

• Release your firearm.

• Put the gun down.

• Police. Drop it.

• Drop your weapon.

• Police. Drop the weapon.

• Drop it.

• LCPD. Release the weapon.

• Police. Put the weapon down.

• We've got you surrounded.

• Drop it. You're surrounded.

• Give up. You're surrounded.

• Don't resist. You are surrounded.

• Are you gonna cme peacefully now?

• Suspect is on foot.

• Suspect now on foot.

• Take cover.

• Everyone take cover.

• Watch out. Take cover.

• Look out.

• Heads up.

• You're mine, asshole.

• I've got you, you son of a bitch.

• Okay, dickhead. I see you.

• You are going down, perp.

• Say bye-bye, asshole.

• So long, dickhead.

• Thanks.

• Thanks a lot.

• Can you hit me and throw me out? It'll look better.

• Could you please just knock me out? I can't tell the kids about this.

• Just leave a scar on my face. Throw me out and I'll let you go.

• This looks really, really bad.

• Roger that.

• I'm on it. Over.

• Copy that.

• That's a copy.

MY Cop Traffic Hispanic

• I pulled you over because your car's a wreck.

• Split up. We gotta find this bastard.

• Have you seen the state of your car? It's trashed.

• Officer 219. Perp is in a boat.

• Stay right where you are. You're under arrest.

• The suspect has a gun.

• I can't let you through without paying.

• You can't outrun us all.

• Spanish

• You about to experience pain on a whole new level.

• I don't tap dance for nobody.

• Who got my back?

• Don't you put your hands on me.

• Dispatch, perp is in a car.

• Don't you clip on me, Spanish

• Let's try splitting up.

• Have you lost your mind? You were driving like a lunatic.

• I can do this all day, pendejo.

• Suspect is armed. Repeat, suspect is armed.

• Officer 219 requesting immediate backup.

• Dispatch, perp is on a train.

• Police. Hold it right there.

• I must be losing my touch.

• Let's take this fucker down.

• I'm a bring the rain down on your ass.

• You know we'll break that ass up.

• Officer 219. This guy's packing some heat.

• Get some backup down here now.

• Freeze. LCPD.

• Have you got a death wish?

• Suspect is armed. Repeat, suspect is armed.

• Spanish Oh, you one stupid motherfucker.

• Guys, let's regroup. Safety in numbers.

• Get down. This thing's going up.

• Let's see some ID.

• Now you really pissed me off.

• Show me some ID.

• Stop. Police.

• Okay. I'm not gonna be a hero.

• I'll slap the taste of your your mouth.

• Come back, you fucking cheapskate.

• You know we'll break that ass up.

• You are going to jail, asshole.

• Put your hands on your head and don't try anything stupid.

• I need some backup down here.

• Spanish

• Suspect has boarded a train.

• Spanish

• What the fuck? I'll take you out.

• Suspect is proceeding in a car.

• Spanish

• Motherfucker.

• Already looking forward to the cavity search, asshole.

• I'm gonna bust your shit right open.

• The suspect is armed and dangerous.

• Spanish That's about to blow.

• You think you so hard?

• Are you crazy? Stop the fucking car.

• Spanish

• Time for you to lay down, cabrone.

• I got you in my sights.

• Suspect is in a boat.

• We need to clear this area immediately.

• You in trouble now, asshole.

• Please place your hands on top of your head.

• Put the gun down, man.

• Spanish

• I will personally hunt you down, pendejo.

• Out of the way. That's gonna explode.

• Looks like we might have some action down here.

• Just one donut. I'm watching my figure.

• Smile, motherfucker. You're on CCTV.

• You think you so hard?

• Ever heard of a speed limit? You could have killed someone.

• What the fuck? I'm a take you down.

• Officer 219. Requesting air support.

• I had to pull you over. You were all over the road.

• Nothing for you to worry about. Move along.

• Give me three donuts. I'm hungrier than a hostage.

• We need heavy ass artillery down here.

• Keep moving. Nothing's happening.

• Now you got a fucking problem.

• You're okay. On your way please.

• Police. Stay right where you are.

• You must be crazy. You were well over the speed limit.

• The shit's hit the fan. Send everything you got.

• You going down for that.

• You know you're not getting away.

• The shit's hit the fan. Send everything you got.

• Cover me.

• Suspect has entered the subway.

• Let's take this fucker down.

• You better not dump on me.

• Hit the water. It don't hit back.

• You ain't nothing but a fake ass wannabe.

• Okay. You're clean, but stay outta trouble.

• In ten seconds you gonna have the whole LCPD on your ass.

• Don't do it, asshole.

• I might need some assistance down here.

• Thank you. Have a nice day.

• Nobody fucks with me.

• Let's regroup.

• I've got you right where I want you.

• Go and loiter somewhere else.

• Police. Don't even think about running.

• Send a chopper.

• Give me some cover.

• Strap up, sucker. We about to do this.

• Hey you. Hold it right there.

• Thanks. Drive safely.

• Ain't you got a home to go to?

• Suspect is in the subway.

• Spanish

• Everybody's gotta leave right now.

• Police. Don't move a muscle, asshole.

• LCPD. Don't move.

• Come on. You can't hang around here.

• Spanish I'm a cop.

• Okay. Everybody outta here.

• You know you're not getting away.

• That shit don't phase me.

• Gracias. Have a good one.

• I almost feel bad about fucking you up.

• We've got to evacuate this area.

• Suspect is on a bike. I repeat, a bike.

• I'm a smack the living shit outta you.

• You have to pay to get through here.

• I need to take a look in the trunk.

• Say goodnight, ???

• You can't outrun us all.

• Can you pop the trunk for me?

• Officer 219. The perp is riding a bike.

• This guy's a fucing lunatic. We need heavy ass artillery down here.

• I'm gonna damage you.

• Spanish

• Give him a rope and he wanna be a cowboy.

• Are you crazy? I'm a fucking cop.

• Watch out. It's gonna blow.

• I can do this all day, pendejo.

• Sorry. There's a toll here.

• Slippery motherfucker.

• Time to put this motherfucker down.

• You gonna learn some respect.

• I'm gonna damage you.

• I'm that badass ??? your mom warned you about.

• Okay. Let's split up.

• You just won an all expenses paid trip to the slammer.

• I'm gonna make Sergeant over this.

• Spanish

• Stay down or I put you down.

• The boys upstate gonna love a tight ass like you.

• Spanish

• I've been hit.

• Spanish

• Get me a doctor.

• Get out the fucking road. This is a high speed pursuit.

• You want me to take out your tires? Get outta the way.

• You wanna get arrested? Move.

• Get the hell outta the way now.

• Wake up. You're missing a great day.

• Put some pep in your step.

• This fool's not all there.

• Okay. Let's haul ass.

• Spanish Move it.

• What's the hold up?

• What the fuck are you doing?

• Vamos. Let's go.

• That potion's gonna get you planted.

• The last thing you wanna do is test me, bro.

• I bust punks like you all day.

• I'm about to take you to school.

• You know what it is.

• Ready to get your ass waxed?

• This is how we do it 'round here.

• Let's do this.

• You look like you scared to me.

• I'm gonna bust your ass.

• I'm your worst fucking nightmare.

• They gonna sow you back up.

• I'm taking your wheels. That's why they give me a badge.

• I need your vehicle.

• Spanish

• Cono.

• Spanish

• Pendejo.

• Spanish

• Time to fuck some shit up.

• I live for this shit.

• Freeze, motherfucker.

• Spanish

• Don't make me cap your ass.

• And they pay me for this shit.

• Get down.

• Take cover.

• Spanish

• Get your heads down.

• Fall back.

• Move back.

• Okay. Retreat.

• Okay, motherfucker. It's on.

• I'm so bad I kick my own ass.

• Put your dancing shoes on. We about to tango, baby.

• You could bust a grape with combat boots on.

• Soft as baby shit dipped in baby oil.

• I hit you so fast, the blackout will get there before the punch.

• You know I'm gonna bust that ass up.

• I wear you like a new pair of shoes, asshole.

• You trying to get arrested?

• You seconds away from a night in jail, pendejo.

• Don't think I won't bust your ass.

• You want me to take you downtown?

• Spanish

• Don't fuck with me, punk. I'm warning you.

• Either you're schizophrenic or these bank cards aren't all yours.

• What we got here? Now you're in a whole world of shit.

• Everybody get down.

• Spanish

• Get down. I'm gonna shoot.

• If you don't wanna get shot, hit the floor.

• Hit the deck now. I'm a cop.

• Get out of the car and put your hands on the roof.

• Step out of the vehicle and place your hands on the roof.

• Get outta the car. I wanna see your hands on the roof.

• Step out of the car.

• Please get out of the vehicle.

• Get out of your vehicle now.

• Get the fuck out of the vehicle, asshole.

• You got five seconds to get out of there, asshole.

• Get out of the fucking car now.

• Step outta the car right now.

• Thanks, man. At least there's some good guys left in Liberty City.

• You think your shit don't stink?

• Sooner or later me and you gonna have it out.

• Are you looking for trouble?

• Are you eyeballing me?

• You look like you up to no good.

• You wanted it the hard way.

• You had it coming.

• I'm cleaning up this town one by one.

• Another notch on the headboard.

• I'm hanging by a very thin thread, motherfucker.

• Now you're screwed.

• I wanna take you back to the old school.

• I know he's here somewhere. I can smell his fear.

• He's a slippery motherfucker.

• Where is that guy? I must be losing my touch.

• Officer down.

• We got a man down.

• One of our boys is hit.

• We got a civilian down.

• Civilian casualty. I repeat, civilian casualty.

• We need medics down here right now.

• A civ has been shot. Send an ambulance.

• Pull over to the side of the road.

• This is the LCPD. Pull over now.

• Pull over. This is the police.

• Pull over or we'll shoot your tires out.

• Pull over or we will use force.

• Guys, let's regroup. Safety in numbers.

• Let's regroup. One of us has gotta spot this guy.

• Officer 219, reporting an MVA.

• We got an MVA. Need medical assistance.

• I've got an MVA. Better send someone out.

• Need some medics out here. We got an MVA.

• Reporting an MVA. Who's in my area?

• Thanks, Doc. So much for traffic duty.

• Give it up now and I try to get you a room with a view.

• You might as well come out now. There's nowhere left to run, asshole.

• Two choices: give yourself up, or go home in a body bag.

• It's the end of the line. You wanna do this the hard way or the easy way?

• Cono. They need to pay me more money, man.

• Spanish You never get used to this shit.

• Ah! My leg!

• Spanish That hurts.

• Okay. Let's split up. He's around here somewhere.

• Let's try splitting up.

• Split up. We gotta find this bastard.

• Police. Drop the gun.

• Police. Place the gun on the ground.

• Drop it. Now.

• Drop the gun immediately.

• Police. Drop the weapon.

• LCPD. Drop it now.

• LCPD. Hold it right there.

• Police. Put the weapon down.

• No way out, cabrone. Give it up.

• You're surrounded, asshole.

• This is your last chance to come out of this alive.

• You're fucked now, ???

• You're surrounded.

• The perp is on foot.

• We got ourselves a runner.

• Take cover.

• Get down.

• Run for cover.

• Take some cover.

• Everybody get down.

• I've got you right where I want you.

• I got you in my sights.

• One squeeze and you're wearing your balls for earrings.

• Spanish

• Say goodnight ???

• Time to put this motherfucker down.

• Thanks.

• Gracias.

• Spanish I'm a cop, man.

• Are you crazy? Stop the fucking car.

• In ten seconds you gonna have the whole LCPD on your ass.

• Have you got a death wish, man?

• Yeah. I'm not far from there.

• Sure. I'll take a look.

• I'm kinda tied up right now.

• Probably nothing, but I'll check it out.

My Cop Traffic White

• You steal this beat-up piece of shit?

• Everyone, split up and search.

• Your car's a little dinged up.

• Call the marine unit. Suspect in boat.

• Wow, a gun. Just like them hip hop boys.

• All officers, suspect has a gun.

• Oh, my back. Help.

• No pay, no pass.

• Dispatch, multiple officers are following.

• I'm gonna get sick time for that.

• I guess we're gonna have us a chase.

• Watch out.

• You're going down.

• Fire on my mark.

• Please. No. I'm close to retirement.

• Suspect is in a car.

• Let's split up. Don't get killed.

• You're driving like you're shitfaced.

• APB. Catch them.

• All officers, suspect is armed.

• I'm fucked. Call for backup.

• Call Transit PD. Suspect trainbound.

• Hey, civilian. I see that.

• Like a freaking chameleon.

• Come on, guys.

• Call in backup.

• First one to shoot gets a handjob.

• Suspect is wanted and armed.

• Cop in trouble. Request backup.

• Police. What are you doing?

• This is gonna be loud as shit.

• Reach for your ID slowly.

• I will chase you on foot.

• ID. Nice and slow.

• Suspect is in sight.

• Smell this. You'll know what's in store.

• You think you're gonna get away with that?

• First one to shoot gets a handjob.

• This is a bad movie.

• Hands on your head.

• Backup now. I'm in trouble.

• Covering fire that way.

• Suspect is on a train.

• Hey, biscuit brains.

• Oh no. Backup.

• Suspect is mobile.

• You got some balls.

• Assault an officer?

• I'll find your mom.

• That's city property.

• The perp is armed.

• Everyone, catch that perp.

• Right in front of a cop too.

• Outta the car.

• Let's fucking rock.

• I got a clear shot.

• Dispatch, suspect has taken to water.

• We're all gonna die.

• My nightstick, your ass.

• I'm gonna frisk you good. Hands on head.

• Let's get out nice and slow.

• Fucking duck.

• Get back here, you little son of a bitch.

• You're a douche.

• All officers on alert.

• Give me a donut with extra filling.

• I'm gonna ram your asshole for that one.

• Everyone, catch that perp.

• You late to the abortion clinic?

• Fuck. I'm under attack.

• Dispatch, call in air support.

• I pulled you over for driving like shit.

• Mind your own business.

• A donut, please. I'm so hungry.

• Get moving, you rubberneckers.

• My car, asshole.

• I ain't searching your ass. You're clean.

• There they are.

• You're driving a little too fast there.

• All units to this location!

• Your momma teach you to drive?

• APB. Catch them.

• Someone, cover me.

• Suspect is trying the subway. Ha.

• Come on, guys. Get him.

• Move along. Poor people are banned.

• You're an asshole.

• You seem to be clean.

• Dispatch, suspect is wanted.

• Have a nice day.

• Ha ha ha. Let's party.

• Right in my sights.

• This is a good neighborhood. Beat it.

• Out of car now.

• Misdemeanor in progress.

• We're gonna need choppers.

• Unload 'em, boys.

• I'm moving in, assholes.

• Officers, I've spotted the perp.

• Thanks.

• Come on. I told you, get going.

• Dispatch, call Transit PD.

• Hey, stupid. You blind?

• Get out.

• I have visual on the suspect.

• I spot the suspect.

• Go do that somewhere else.

• Leave the area.

• Beers to the cop who bags him.

• I'm going for glory!

• Paid in full.

• I'm gonna tear you up.

• Listen, people. Run for your lives.

• All officers, dork criminal on a bike.

• I call this baby Saw.

• Nobody gets by without paying.

• I smell something. Open your trunk.

• Get out of the car or I'll kill you.

• Dispatch, multiple officers are following.

• Let's take a look in your trunk.

• Dispatch, they're fleeing on a bike.

• It's World War III. Call in support.

• You can't outrun us all.

• I've got a headshot.

• All officers in pursuit.

• Holy shit. Help.

• It's gonna blow.

• All officers in pursuit.

• Nope. Gotta pay or you ain't going through.

• Where the hell did they go?

• Target in sight. One shot.

• You know what I do with this?

• You can't outrun us all.

• Don't make me sweat.

• Get down.

• Split up, boys.

• Ha. Thought you could outrun me?

• Crime loses today.

• Don't worry, your asshole with stretch.

• You're busted, asshole.

• Move and your head's in pieces.

• My God. Just like in the movies.

• I never even had a three way.

• Help. Someone. Mouth to mouth.

• My guts are coming out.

• I'm in pursuit. Move, assholes.

• Outta the way before I go mental.

• Move, fuckface.

• You are interfering with police action.

• Don't stand in the road, retard.

• You want a ticket?

• Hey, dummy. Get walking.

• Someone's gonna get a ticket.

• Move. I'm important.

• I've got a nightstick.

• Liberty City PD. Move it.

• I'm late to the donut convention.

• You got some balls.

• Want a nighstick in your ass?

• You wanna see God?

• I'm your worst nightmare.

• I'll blow your head off.

• Running is a felony.

• I'm in hot pursuit.

• This is how your mom likes it too.

• This doesn't have to be so tough.

• I'm calling in reinforcements.

• You've crossed the line.

• I'll take good care of your teen daughter.

• I need this. Liberty depends on it.

• Call the precint for a recipt.

• Holy shit.

• Hey, dickwad.

• Where's my gun?

• Get the plate.

• I'm a cop.

• I've got my gun out.

• You don't wanna hear this thing.

• I'll shoot your tits off.

• Hot shit. A firefight.

• Now we gonna kill.

• Been waiting to use this.

• Get down.

• Watch out.

• He's firing.

• Fucking duck.

• Retreat, like coster.

• Fall back. It's too much.

• Regroup. Fall back.

• We're gonna get violent.

• Bitch.

• I got immunity.

• I'll beat you and book you.

• I'm a cop, remember?

• Come on, fruity.

• You trying to get in my pants?

• These bank cards look stolen.

• Well, we found a weapon, huh?

• Everyone get down.

• Citizens, down.

• Get down.

• Run for cover.

• Stand back, everyone.

• Step out. Hands on roof.

• Get out slow. Hands where I can see them.

• Let's exit the vehicle. Hands up.

• Hey, shitdick. Outta the car.

• You hear me? Step out slow.

• Let's get outta the car, okay?

• Hey, numnutz. Outta the car.

• Out of car now.

• Get out of the car or I'll kill you.

• Let's get out nice and slow, buddy.

• Thanks. You oughta join the force.

• Ha. You ready for a rain of fire?

• Come on. One shot. Do it.

• Put it away before I kill you.

• You're about to have that up your ass.

• You ain't got the guts.

• You get that in a cereal box?

• You want a ticket for being an asshole?

• I think the boys downtown will like you.

• You think you're fucking smart, huh?

• You looking at me funny?

• Hey. Show some respect.

• Nice try, sweet tits.

• Ha. You're a fucking rookie.

• That's mine, shithead.

• Don't make me knock your teeth out.

• Sorry to ruin your plan.

• Ha. I'll get laid for that.

• I love killing animals.

• Call the meat wagon.

• Man. I'm a hero.

• I'm going to search on foot.

• Let's finish this man to asshole.

• Pursuit is now on foot.

• Dispatch, I lost him.

• Where the hell did they go?

• Like a freaking chameleon.

• Oh my God. We've lost a cop.

• Cop shot. Call in the Marines.

• This isn't supposed to happen.

• Dispatch, dumb civilian got shot.

• We're gonna need an ambulance.

• Dispatch, after your break call an ambulance.

• Idiot got himself shot.

• Pull that shitheap over.

• Side of the road, stupid.

• Get to the curb before I get angry.

• I'm warning you. Pull over.

• You're trying my patience. Pull over.

• All officers, let's regroup.

• Okay. Let's go to Plan B. Regroup.

• Oh, man. I saw a light and shit.

• I know you're around, sissy.

• Your momma likes hide and seek too.

• Come on, wussy. Hiding like a wussy.

• You fingerbanging your cornhole?

• I'm trained for this.

• Everyone, be calm. I'm here.

• Split up, boys. Search for him.

• Let's split up. Don't get killed.

• Everyone, split up and search.

• Hey. Put that gun down.

• It's not nice to point guns.

• Hey. You. Drop the weapon.

• Suspect is armed.

• Put the weapon away.

• Let's put that weapon down.

• You don't wanna hurt anyone.

• What are you doing with that?

• Hey, stupid. You're surrounded.

• There's nowhere else to go.

• We've got you covered on all sides.

• Don't move. We've got you.

• You got nowhere to run.

• Hey, boys. Suspect is on foot.

• This will be easy. Suspect on foot.

• Take cover.

• Everyone, hide.

• Watch out. Incoming.

• Duck, boys.

• Get down. Hide your assholes.

• Got him right in my sights.

• I got a clear shot.

• I've got him sighted.

• I've got a head shot.

• Permission to blow his head off.

• Target in sight. One shot.

• Thanks a lot.

• Much appreciated.

• Oh no. Just like on TV.

• Please, don't sexually assault me.

• I shoulda listened to the knife show.

• What do you want from me?

• Say again, dispatch.

• I don't know where my partner is.

• I failed my police fiscal?

• Why do I get all the calls?

MY Cop White

• This vehicle is not safe for the road, friend.

• You gonna fart out my dick?

• Careful, boys.

• This car's a little damaged. You having a problem?

• Boat chase. Just like Angel and the Knight.

• A piece. Is this yours?

• Dispatch, suspect has a gun.

• You shit-for-brains.

• No pay, no pass.

• Running don't work, stupid.

• Someone doesn't understand the law.

• You better stop running.

• This is gonna end now.

• Covering fire now.

• What? I'll murder your family.

• Suspect is in a car.

• Dispatch, suspect has boarded a train.

• You realize you're driving like a jackass back there?

• Call the media. Cops in pursuit.

• I can run all day.

• Call in reinforcements. Suspect dangerous.

• I'm gonna need some heavy artillery.

• Damn. He's on the train.

• Hey, come on. What are you doing?

• Ah. Little weasel lost me.

• Get that criminal.

• They gonna have to call a coroner, son.

• Holy shit. Don't get shot.

• Officers in pursuit.

• Dispatch. This one's going crazy.

• This one's crazy. I need backup.

• What the hell? Right in front of me. You gonna do that right in front of me?

• God damn, this is crazy.

• Hot hell. Hot hell. Fire in the hole!

• You got ID?

• I will pursue on foot.

• I need to see some ID.

• This is Eagle. I have confirmation on chickenshit.

• You know where a nightstick goes?

• Call in the choppers.

• You think you're gonna get away with that?

• Officers in pursuit.

• Oh nice. Yeah. Well, we're gonna have a war.

• Put your hands on your head.

• Watch it, boys. Lead is flying.

• I think you got my shit.

• Get me backup now.

• You got my back?

• Dispatch, suspect has boarded a train.

• No ambulance needed for me.

• Hey, fucker.

• Dispatch, they're in a car.

• Get the hell off my wagon, man.

• You know what sodomy is, asshole?

• Someone get that asshole.

• You just bumped cop ass, boy.

• All officers, suspect has a firearm. I repeat, a firearm.

• Call the media. Cops in pursuit.

• What the-? Is that worth wasting my time?

• Let's tango, cowboy.

• Target locked.

• Suspect has entered a water vessel.

• Think we wouldn't see you, asshole?

• Move it. We will arrest you.

• I'm gonna take a report.

• Hands on head or brains on street. It's your choice.

• Hey.

• Get back here, you little son of a bitch.

• Oh my wife's gonna kill me.

• Officer needs backup.

• Low level criminal spotted.

• Let's tango.

• Ooh. I can't wait to ram this donut.

• I'm gonna ram your asshole for that one.

• Shoot his kneecaps, boys.

• You were hauling ass there.

• God damn it.

• Are you outta your mind?

• I got a psycho on my hands.

• Look, you're driving like you're drink.

• Hey. No rubbernecking. Get moving.

• Just one more donut then I quit.

• Nothing to see here, folks. Move on.

• Damn.

• Someone dented my tin.

• Whoa. Take cover.

• Hmm. No guns, no drugs. Get outta here.

• Hey. I see you, fella.

• What? You late for a date or something?

• Will you stop running, you fucker?

• Call in heavy artillery. This shithead's outta control.

• That's it. Where's my service pistol?

• You can't outrun us all.

• Hey, guys. Cover me.

• You can't run from me.

• Dispatch, suspect is heading into the subway.

• Get that criminal.

• Get in close. Shoot to kill.

• You unemployed trash. Get the hell outta here.

• Grand theft! Grand theft!

• You're clean. Beat it, stupid.

• This is gonna end now.

• I've got a perp here.

• Have a nice day.

• Guns don't scare me.

• Okay, I got eyes on shithead. Eyes on shithead.

• I got you in my sights.

• Get off my streets, you stinky piece of shit.

• Hey, you got a record? You got one now.

• Dispatch, we need air support.

• Fire now, ask later.

• Get in close. Shoot to kill.

• Okay, I got eyes on shithead. Eyes on shithead.

• Guns don't scare me.

• Thanks.

• Okay, stinky. Get moving.

• Suspect is taking public transit.

• Let's end this now.

• I got whiplash.

• Everybody, get outta here now.

• Think we wouldn't see you, asshole?

• Come on. Get outta here. Go look for your teeth or something.

• Perp is on foot.

• Come on, people. Move outta here now.

• You can't outrun us all.

• Move in. Fire.

• Paid in full.

• I'm gonna brain you with this.

• Attention, citizens. You must evacuate this area now.

• The dipshit, I mean suspect is on a bike.

• This is Eagle, I have confirmation on chickenshit.

• See, this here's gonna be up your ass.

• Nobody gets by without paying.

• Okay, let's open the trunk nice and slow.

• Running don't work, stupid.

• Let's see if you've got dope in the trunk.

• Move in. Fire.

• Suspect is on a bike.

• Call in heavy artillery. Call in heavy artillery.

• Get the plunger. Time for fun.

• I've got the shot. I repeat, I've got the shot.

• Let's kill this perp.

• Holy cow.

• It's gonna blow! Run!

• Let's kill this perp.

• Stop.

• Nope. Gotta pay or you ain't going through.

• Suspect has evaded arrest.

• I've got you in my sights.

• Don't make me use my nightstick on your head.

• Get the plunger. Time for fun.

• I'm coming after you.

• I don't think so, shitheel.

• You and me. Come on. Keep running.

• I got you, babe.

• If you run again, you're fucked.

• Oh you got some trouble, asshole.

• Another thug outta Liberty City.

• You are under arrest.

• Cop down. Shit. Cop down.

• Ah, I'm hit!

• Gah!

• You shot me! Asshole.

• Cop in pursuit, stupid. Move.

• Out of the way now.

• You are impeding a chase.

• Move or I blow your tits off.

• Haul ass, good buddy.

• Haul ass and move on.

• Come on. Officer needs to get by here.

• Move them God damn hogs.

• Come on. Wagons ho.

• Move them steers, buddy.

• Hey. The parking lot is that way, man.

• Would you quit jerking with Mr. Tin Star here?

• Hey, stupid. You drunk?

• I oughta book you.

• Hey, stupid. I'm a cop.

• I can run all day.

• You can't run from me.

• Officer needs backup.

• Perp is on foot.

• Let's end this now.

• You and me. Come on. Keep running.

• Stop or I'll shoot your ballsack.

• Will you stop running, you fucker?

• You're gonna be okay, buddy. Just... just, just come back. Come back to me, man.

• Sorry, citizen. LCPD needs this.

• Out of the way, citizen.

• Shit. Come on. Breathe. Breathe.

• Woo. Call backup.

• Get back here.

• Woo!

• Hey, don't mess with me.

• You methhead.

• LCPD. Hold it right there.

• LCPD. Freeze, asshole.

• Stop now or I will blow your God damn head off.

• Hold it right there, friend.

• Get down. They're armed.

• Come on, boys. Take cover.

• I said cover, boys. A psycho's shooting.

• Holy shit. A firefight. Take cover.

• Fall back, people. Fall back.

• Let's get outta here.

• Holy shit. It's too much.

• You'll be in jail soon.

• Oh, I'm gonna cornhole you good.

• This is gonna be fun.

• Hope that's worth time in the pen.

• You fucked with the sheriff?

• Oh, Suzanne. Finally someone who wants to play.

• I'll call Homeland Security, asshole.

• You a terrorist? Beat it.

• Nice. Stolen credit cards. Scumbag.

• I have found weapons. Guess who's going to jail?

• Everyone, get down.

• Everyone, on the ground.

• Citizens, please take cover.

• Get down, numnutz.

• I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the vehicle.

• Okay, let's get outta the car nice and slow.

• Are you on drugs? Get outta the car now.

• Get out of the car.

• Get out.

• Out of the car now.

• Out of the car, asshole.

• Let's go. Out now.

• You wanna die? Outta the car.

• I'll pulverize you. Out now.

• Thank you. You ever think about becoming a police officer?

• Oh, I like a good firefight.

• That tiny shit don't scare me.

• Oh, that'll look nice up your ass.

• Ooh. The inmates'll love you.

• You got a pretty mouth.

• You shitting me right? You call that a gun?

• You want some fucking trouble?

• We gonna have to get nasty?

• I'm a cop and you're a dickhead.

• Looky here. Another shithead.

• I think you got my shit.

• I don't think so, shitheel.

• You gonna fart out my dick, son.

• You don't take a cop's shit.

• That ain't your style, shitheel.

• Call the media. I'm a hero.

• Everyone, the streets are safe.

• You know, I wish this made a difference.

• Shit, another waste of life.

• Oh shit, I gotta run?

• On foot. Call the chopper. We've got a runner.

• All units, I'm on foot.

• Ah. Little weasel lost me.

• Suspect has evaded arrest.

• God damn it. I lost him.

• Officer down. Officer down.

• Hey. Johnny's hit.

• We have a cop casualty. I repeat, cop down.

• We've got a civilian down. Call the medics.

• Dispatch, I've got a civilian on the ground.

• Dispatch, you better call in the medics.

• Get the medics down here now.

• Pull over, asshole.

• LCPD. Let's slow it down.

• Pull the car to the side.

• Last time. Pull over.

• I'm not fucking kidding, asshole.

• Okay, regroup and destroy.

• Okay, everyone. Back on me. Let's regroup.

• I thought I was heading for that big precint in the sky.

• Hey. Your mom's on the phone.

• You hide like a sissy. Come out, sissy.

• Hey. Where you at? I've got a present for you.

• Hey, what's going on back there? You playing with Mr. Spanky?

• Hot damn.

• What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?

• Split up.

• Let's split up, boys.

• Everyone, split up.

• Put down the gun.

• Do not do this.

• Drop that weapon now.

• Drop the gun.

• Suspect has a weapon.

• I'm gonna stick that weapon up your ass.

• Weapon has been spotted.

• Put the weapon down.

• Surround him.

• You ain't going nowhere.

• This is gonna end badly for you.

• We have you completely surrounded.

• There's no way out. We got cops on all sides of you.

• Dispatch, suspect is making a run for it.

• Dispatch, the dumbass is on foot.

• Whoa. Take cover.

• Watch it, boys. Lead is flying.

• Careful, boys. He's psycho.

• God damn, this is crazy.

• Holy shit. Don't get shot.

• I got you in my sights.

• Suspect is targeted. I'm taking him out.

• I got a bullet aimed right for your balls, bitch.

• I've got the shot. I repeat, I've got the shot.

• Target locked. Can I kill him?

• I've got you in my sights. One more move and you're a dead man, you hear?

• Much obliged.

• Thank you.

• This some kind of joyride?

• Look, this is my town, asshole.

• Partner, you're a shitheel.

• Listen, you need therapy.

• You're all static. I can't understand a God damn word.

• Get your mouth off the mic, son.

• You ever use a walkie talkie, stupid?

• Okay, so let me repeat your message: blah blah blah ???

MY Cop White 2

• I pulled you over because your vehicle's severely damaged.

• Split up and stay frosty.

• Your car is pretty banged up.

• The suspect is traveling by boat.

• I suppose you'll say this isn't your gun?

• The suspect is armed. I repeat, the suspect is armed.

• You are the dumbest person I've ever met.

• Everybody get down!

• No pay, no pass.

• Send backup.

• You know, running's only gonna make it worse.

• I might have a problem here. Hang tight.

• Get down.

• I guess I'll move in.

• I'm gonna try to flank him. Cover me.

• Are you outta your mind?

• The suspect is on a bike.

• Suspect's in a car.

• Let's split up.

• I pulled you over because you're driving like you're shitfaced.

• Come on. Keep up.

• The suspect is armed and should be considered dangerous.

• I need immediate assistance.

• The asshole's on a train.

• LCPD. Hold it right there.

• Damn it.

• We're never gonna hear the end of it.

• Come on. Keep up.

• I have spotted a gun.

• Get me some backup here now.

• Alright. Stop it right there.

• Let's regroup and try again.

• I think it's gonna blow! Move it! Move it!

• May I see some ID, please?

• Don't even think about making me run.

• Could you please show me your ID?

• Hold it. Police.

• You ready for some bruises?

• You think you're gonna get away with that?

• We almost have him.

• That's a pretty dumb thing to do.

• I'm gonna need to frisk you. Please put your hands on top of your head.

• I need some backup now.

• I need suppressing fire.

• The suspect's on a train.

• What the hell is wrong with you?

• You jacked the wrong person.

• I have eyes on the suspect. They are in a car.

• God damn you.

• I'll see you again real soon.

• The suspect is carrying a weapon.

• Last one to this punk buys the first round.

• Come on. Put the gun down.

• Don't do anything stupid. Put the gun down.

• It doesn't have to go down like this. Put the gun down.

• Police. Stop what you're doing.

• This guy's mine.

• Be cool.

• Suspect is on a boat.

• Please leave the area at once.

• Put your hands on top of your head please.

• Get down.

• I would like to search your trunk. Please open it for me.

• Get back here, you little son of a bitch.

• Come back here, moron.

• This guy might be trouble. Send backup.

• I would love to have a donut, please.

• I'm gonna rame your asshole for that one.

• Last one to this punk buys the first round.

• You know. You're way over the speed limit.

• Step away from the vehicle, please.

• I need air support now.

• You know, you're driving like a lunatic.

• Come on. Keep it moving, people. There's nothing to see here.

• I would like a donut, please.

• This fucker isn't going down. Send everything you got!

• There's nothing to see. Move it along.

• Nothing here. You're free to go.

• Hey, you. Hold it right there.

• You know, you're going over the speed limit.

• This guy's a maniac! Call in full support!

• Hey. Watch where you're going with that thing.

• Getting away.

• Call in full support.

• Cover me.

• The suspect has entered the subway.

• We got him now, fellas.

• I guess I'll move in.

• I'm sorry but you're gonna have to leave this area.

• I am gonna hunt you down.

• You're clean. You may go.

• You're not very bright, are you? Pulling a gun on a cop.

• I might have a problem here. Hang tight.

• Have a nice day.

• Somebody's gotta put a stop to this. I'm moving in.

• Super.

• You don't wanna do this.

• You smell like feces.

• Stop that right now.

• Send in the chopper.

• Cover me. I'm moving in.

• I'm gonna take him down!

• LCPD. Stay right there.

• Somebody's gotta put a stop to this. I'm moving in.

• Asshole.

• Thanks.

• Go take it someplace else, pal.

• The suspect just went into the subway.

• Hey. How do you not see me?

• Everybody remain calm and leave the area immediately.

• Hey. Stay right there.

• What the hell were you thinking?

• Freeze, police.

• No loitering.

• You are not safe here. Move.

• He's getting away.

• I'm moving in.

• Paid in full.

• Let's go, punk.

• Please, evacuate the area.

• You know you fucked up, right?

• The skell is on a bike.

• Don't make me use this.

• Nobody gets by without paying.

• Could you open your trunk, please?

• We've gotta catch this guy. We're never gonna hear the end of it.

• I'm moving in.

• The skell is on a bike.

• The suspect is on a bike.

• This fucker isn't going down. Send everything you got!

• Come on.

• He can't outrun us all.

• Really? I mean really?

• Get outta here. It's gonna blow!

• That was a pretty dumb move.

• Can't outrun us all.

• Nope. Gotta pay or you ain't going through.

• I'm never gonna hear the end of this at the station.

• I'm gonna break the stick off in you.

• Come on. Stay with him. Stay with him.

• Come on. Don't make me chase you.

• Get down. Get down.

• We'll cover more ground if we split up.

• When we get back to the station I'm gonna beat you with a phone book.

• They are gonna love you in lockup.

• Stay down, punk.

• Don't even think about making a move.

• Stay on the ground and don't move a muscle.

• I've been shot. Please call and ambulance.

• I need help. I've been shot.

• Somebody please help me. Call the paramedics.

• I'm losing a lot of blood here. Somebody call 911.

• Come on. Come on. Get outta the way.

• Get outta the way. I'm losing him.

• Move that thing.

• I'm in pursuit of a perp. Get that thing outta here.

• Get outta the street.

• Get your ass outta the way.

• What? Have you got a death wish? Get off the street.

• Let's go.

• Move that thing.

• You're holding up traffic. Get moving.

• Come on. Get a move on.

• Move your vehicle immediately.

• Sorry.

• Excuse me.

• Watch your step.

• I am on you like white on rice.

• The heat is on, punk.

• You can't outrun the law.

• Man. I've been eating way too many donuts.

• You... can't... outrun me.

• Get back here.

• You're going down hard.

• I'm pursuit of a suspect and need backup.

• It's not too bad, buddy. You're gonna make it.

• Police. I need this vehicle now.

• I need to commandeer your vehicle.

• Come on. Don't die on me.

• Look out.

• Whoa. Slow down.

• Damn it.

• Hey. Slow down, you maniac.

• You almost killed me.

• I don't want to but I will shoot you.

• Freeze. Police.

• Put your hands in the air.

• Don't do it. Don't make me shoot you.

• Freeze. I am not fucking around.

• I'm getting my gun out.

• Get down. Get down.

• This guy's out of his fucking mind. Get down.

• This guy's shooting to kill. Get down.

• Everybody get down!

• Everyone, fall back.

• Get back here.

• Let's drop back.

• Now I'm pissed.

• You're gonna need a lot more than that to bring me down.

• I am gonna beat your face in.

• Is that supposed to hurt?

• Are you sure you wanna be hitting a cop?

• Here comes some blunt force trauma.

• Sir, please stop following me.

• Please cease and desist from following me.

• Look at this. Stolen bank card.

• I knew you had a weapon on you.

• Please get on the ground and remain calm.

• Everybody get down and stay down until I say it's okay to move.

• Police officer. Everybody please get down.

• I need everybody to get down now.

• Everybody get down and stay calm.

• Please step outside of your vehicle and place your hands on the roof.

• Could you please slowly step outside of your vehicle and place your hands on the roof.

• Slowly get out of the car and put your hands on the roof.

• Out of the vehicle. No sudden movements.

• Slowly exit the vehicle, please.

• Out of the vehicle now.

• Get outside your car now.

• Exit your vehicle immediately.

• Get out right now.

• Couldn't have done it without you. Thanks for the hand.

• Don't do anything stupid. Put the gun down.

• Just be cool, man. Be cool.

• Come on, man. You don't wanna do this.

• Come on. Put the gun down.

• Doesn't have to go down like this. Put the gun down.

• You're not very bright are you? Pulling a gun on a cop.

• You look like trouble to me. Are you trouble?

• I don't have to worry about you, do I?

• You look like a dipshit.

• You know, I can get away with anything I want, fucko.

• Stupid.

• Give me that back.

• Hey, that's mine.

• Not so fast.

• Get away from there.

• You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?

• You made me do that.

• Damn. Did it have to go down this way?

• Killing people's kind of fun.

• Eh. Better them than me.

• I'm gonna search on foot.

• Officer's pursuing on foot.

• You know, running's only gonna make it worse.

• I can't believe I lost him.

• How'd he get away? I'm never gonna hear the end of this at the station.

• Damn it. He was here a second ago.

• Ah shit. I lost him.

• Man down. We got a man down.

• Call this badge, tell them we have shots fired and an officer down.

• We got an officer down.

• Shit!

• Ah!

• Send an ambulance quick. I have a civilian casualty.

• Get me an EMT. A civilian's been shot.

• A person's been shot. Get an ambulance down here now.

• Police. Please pull over now.

• LCPD. Please put your vehicle to the side of the road.

• Pull over. Pull over now.

• This is your final warning. Pull over now.

• I will use force. Pull your vehicle over now.

• Let's regroup and try again.

• We might find him faster if we regroup.

• Thanks for the patch up.

• You're only making this harder on yourself.

• I'm going to find you eventually.

• The longer you make me look for you, the worse off you're gonna be.

• Only pussies hide.

• That is awful.

• You don't see that everyday.

• We'll cover more ground if we split up.

• Let's split up. We'll find him faster that way.

• Split up and stay frosty.

• LCPD. Drop the gun now.

• Place the gun on the ground and step away slowly.

• Police. Slowly place the gun on the ground.

• Drop it now.

• Drop that weapon now.

• LCPD. Drop the weapon now.

• Place the weapon on the ground and step away.

• Police. Place the weapon on the ground and don't make any sudden movements.

• Give it up. We got you surrounded.

• We've got you surrounded. Don't do anything stupid.

• We've got you surrounded. Don't make this any worse.

• You're surrounded.

• There's nowhere to go, shitdick.

• The suspect is fleeing on foot.

• The suspect is on foot.

• Get down. Take cover.

• Take cover. Take cover.

• Grab some cover now.

• Find cover.

• Everybody, cover your assholes.

• I got you dead in my sights. Give it up now.

• You're going down.

• This is so gonna hurt.

• Hey. Catch.

• Game over.

• Goodbye, dickhead.

• Thank you very much.

• Thanks.

• Wow. You are dumb.

• Are you outta your mind?!

• You just stole a cop car with a cop in it.

• Make this easy and pull over to the side of the road.

• Roger that.

• Say again?

• I won't be able to do that. I'm sorry.

• Tell that bitch I want a divorce.

MY Courier BD1

• Put de toy down.

• Where de ras?

• You got it, boss.

• You goin pay me now or later?

• Me nah want problem wit you.

• Me a gon bust your head for dat.

• Bumba clot.

• Dis ain't far, man.

• Take de ride, man.

• You gettin me vexed.

• Fucking move.

• Get out me fucking way.

• Bloodclot move.

• Ras clot. Move already.

• Me gettin a hybrid car.

• What ya fucking problem?

• You a idiot dem dere?

• Pussyhole.

• Batty boy.

• Rude man.

• Me nah want rump wit you.

• Me nah want fight nobody.

• I an I against violence.

• Me ras!

MY Courier BN1

• Peace, mon. Me no needs no trouble.

• Dis is fuckery. Chill out.

• Jah know me no wan fight.

• No worry about it.

• Irie.

• One love, mon.

• Cha.

• Easy, man.

• Rhaatid.

• Chill, man. This no cool.

• No need to fight, bredda.

• I don't want no trouble.

• Kiss me neck.

MY Dealer

• Hey, slut. Can I buy you a drink?

• Hey. I got some nice blow, man.

• Stupid dull shit.

• Taxi!

• Yo.

• Can I get you something to drink, hot tits?

• Hey, cocksucker.

• I'm crazy, man. Don't push me.

• Get me enough to puke on.

• This pan is private, asshole.

• Get stuffed.

• Hey.

• I'm just fucking walking.

• Not the damn wheels, man.

• Boring fart.

• Hey. You wanna buy some blueberry?

• Get outta here, man.

• Hey. You wanna get fucked up?

• Even the ugly bitches make more than you.

• I'm carrying shit, man. Fuck off.

• I got quality shit. Want some?

• Don't freaking answer me back.

• Fuck you, dickwad.

• That's awesome. That dude's totally bleeding.

• Watch out, bro.

• Hey, no you freaking don't.

• Stop pissing me off. I'm high as it is.

• Free market don't mean free. Now get to work.

• What the fuck?

• Hey, you freaking asshole.

• I'm getting outta here. I'm gonna throw up.

• Death wishing asshole.

• Hey, asshole.

• Yeah.

• Whatever. Come crawling back when you're jonesing.

• Hey, an idea: shut up.

• Mind the metal, man.

• You're scum. You hear me?

• The asshole's over there.

• You drive like you're high.

• Get me some strong whiskey, man.

• The trash is there.

• Hey. I got some top grade heroin. Want some?

• Hey. You wanna smoke some meth?

• Good, cheap DVDs?

• Whoa. Get lost, freak.

• Suppose I should say thanks, huh?

• Yeah.

• Geez. What is this?

• This is my castle, asshole.

• Five, four, three. I'm warning you.

• Try to drive easy. I'm whacked.

• Hey. Just get me easy to swallow stuff.

• What are you squacking about?

• Get the fuck out.

• Hey. Go shit glass, dude.

• Just shut up. I got shit to do.

• You fucking cockbreath.

• Quality products, man?

• Don't take my shit, man.

• I will fuck you and I don't mean in the ass.

• Nah.

• Hey. Screw you, pig.

• Not the damn wheels.

• Whatever. The uppers are now peaking anyway.

• No discussion. Just get out.

• Something harsh, man.

• I'm moving in, bitch.

• Go shit a brick.

• Hey, cocksucker.

• What's the smallest shit you got?

• Hey, man.

• How about I kick your dry, lazy ass?

• Go drink douche.

• High as fuck already, dude.

• It's mine now. So shut freaking up.

• Later.

• Shit, dude. Shit.

• See ya.

• I'm not even listening to you.

• Nah.

• Get outta my face.

• Who the fuck?

• Hey, you wanna buy some stolen video games?

• Quit whining, scumbag.

• There's a line, dude.

• Just call me when you get a sore ass and lots of cash.

• Fuck you.

• Go back to washing dishes, bitch.

• Wanna buy some stuff, man?

• Hey. Quit hitting those people.

• Aw. I can't hear you.

• Gas pumper.

• Assdriver.

• Cockjockey.

• Wait. I didn't do anything.

• I'm freaking innocent.

• Fuck you, asshole.

• Get the fuck off of me.

• Hey man. I got shit to do, ya know.

• Kill the fuck.

• I don't stop for losers. Come on.

• Get off the asphalt, spunkhead.

• Hey. Fuck off the road, man.

• Hey. I got shit to do.

• I got people waiting on me.

• Hey. I got business. Move.

• Move the shit, dude.

• Are we in a parking lot or what?

• Hey!

• Excuse fucking me.

• Jackoff.

• Screw you.

• Oi!

• Get your freaking ass to work, baby.

• You want my shit you gotta earn it.

• Hey. You got ass, honey. Now use it.

• I hate you. Fuck off.

• Hey.

• Fuck.

• Whoa.

• Geez.

• Shit for brains.

• Coming through.

• Excuse me.

• I'll whoop your fucking ass.

• Skinhead power, asshole.

• Raw power. Yeah.

• Freak the fuck off.

• You're gonna get fucked.

• Eat crystal fist, bitch.

• Yeah. Let's see some blood.

• Whoa. Yeah. Break something.

• Hell yeah, bitch.

• Go for the eyes. The eyes!

• Hurt their shit, man.

• Hey. Shit glass, cocksucker and stop following me.

• Hey. Just fucking piss off.

• Hey, screw you. I'll go where I want.

• Hey, is this the pigs, man? I've been jacked.

• Next time you freaking die.

• Don't steal from a deathhead, man.

• This fucking thing is mine.

• Out now, pissbreath.

• Get someone else's.

• This is mine. Fuck you.

• Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard it all before.

• You don't take my shit.

• Not this time, dickweed.

• Go shit glass.

• Nice tits, slut.

• Hey baby, bring that ass over here.

• Jack me off, honey.

• Wanna play hard dick, sweetie?

• You asshole. Inject it into your eye then.

• Use the adrenaline, it'll bring her around.

• I got twenty milograms but it definitely shrinks your cock so maybe no.

• Just dropped another ounce. So I'm coming up. Make it quick.

• Meet me tonight behind Cluckin' Bell and I'll show you how to inject it.

• Hey man. You got my kilo?

• Catch you later, dude.

• Yeah.

• Okay.

• Right.

• Right.

• Yeah.

• Got it.

• Yup.

• Okay.

• Hand over your stuff.

• Hey. Give me everything, asshole.

• Bleed money, bitch.

• Yah!

• Ah!

• He's up there.

• Chickenshit is up, man.

• Dude, you totally saved me.

• Fuck.

• Ouch, man.

• That shit sucks.

• Ah! Bitch.

• Geez freaking shit.

• Shut the fuck up.

• Find a new addiction, freak.

• I'll shove that horn up your ass.

• Aw come on.

• What the-?

• Hell freaking fire.

• Thanks.

• Thanks.

• Thanks.

• Okay. Fucking drive then, bitch.

• This is a freaking joke, dude.

• Wait up. I need to get out, man.

• Insult to fucking injury.

• This is not cool, man.

• Okay, if she don't die in the next ten, she'll be fine, more of less.

• I took this shit with my uncle and he's still fucking drooling.

• It's like a meth up but an acid down.

• So I said not all skins are cunts. I am but not all of them.

MY Dealer BD1

• You're making a big fucking mistake.

• I'm gonna fuck you up.

• I'll put a blade in you, motherfucker.

• I'll break your face.

• Hey. Get the fuck away from there.

• I'll fucking kill you.

• You're a fucking dead man.

• This is making me very fucking anxious.

• Don't fuck with me. I'm warning you.

• Don't make me get out of this car.

• Somebody's about to get hit.

• Suck my dick, bitch.

• Watch it, you ugly fuckface.

• Touch me again and I'll fucking cut you.

• Shit.

• Fuck you.

• Asshole.

• You think you can fuck with my shit?

• I don't like the way you're looking at me.

• I know what you're trying to do, asshole.

• You're playing a dangerous fucking game.

• I can't decide whether to kill you or just hurt you.

• It's no coincidence I look like an evil motherfucker.

• Do you even know how to use that thing?

• Don't point that shit at me.

• Oh look. The tough guy's got a new toy.

• Put it away. You haven't got the balls.

• Fuckface.

• You better not have fucked with my mirrors.

• Shit. I'm too messed up for this.

MY Dealer BN1

• Easy, dude. Don't go doing nothing stupid, okay?s

• Hey. Hey. Chill there, buddy.

• Whoa. Cool it, buddy.

• You don't wanna be shooting that thing, man.

• Fucking push me, bitch.

• What's your fucking problem?

• Nobody fucking pushes me.

• Shit!

• You prick.

• Fucking asshole.

• You ready to get smacked?

• You really want me to waste you, huh?

• You're fucking going down.

• I'm gonna take you down.

• Don't fuck with me.

• I'll rip your fucking head off.

• Ah. Fuck.