User:Gta-mysteries/Phone Calls

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MF5AUD (153)

3186936874 ~z~Go home and get some sleep then meet me at the church for 10am.

4166487555 ~z~Good, NB. I'll talk to you later on.

2889203748 ~z~Her name is Carmen. I met her on Lovemeet.

3788993976 ~z~Niko, I'm getting married tomorrow. Can you believe it?

2829951388 ~z~Sure Roman, I'll see you at the church. I'm looking forward to it.

MF13AUD (130)

3343408298 ~z~Hello, this is Mikhail Faustin.

188667121 ~z~Liz is a bad gal fo' real, ya know?

3235356288 ~z~Sure, I was looking to branch out a bit anyway. I'll see you soon.

MF14AUD (120)

Niko: A place of my own, eh?

2178226847 ~z~A place of my own, eh?

G. L. & Shyster: All our personnel are busy making this city a better place.

1131890238 ~z~Alright man, I'll go find him.

Patrick: Anyway, listen you want to hang out some time, go for some drinks, give us a call.

Patrick: Anyways, I weren't talking about me. When are you making an honest woman of my sister?

3371137441 ~z~Come to Derrick's funeral. It'd mean a lot to the family. It's today at the Church in Suffolk.

1514216518 ~z~Don't worry, he's always being hauled in but the charges don't stick.

Patrick: Gerry said you did good by him - he's grateful. Says you're the first decent person I ever introduced him to.

3874684811 ~z~Go down and check on him? Me and Gerald will cover any expenses incurred.

Niko: Good idea. Let's hang out soon. I'll be in touch.

Gravelli: Good luck with that thing. Goodbye.

Niko: Good.

Gravelli: Goodbye then.

Patrick: Half my mates is dead and the other half is in AA so I'm kinda bored.

2539085905 ~z~He's in a bad way. Last I heard he was spending his hours in some park in Acter.

Niko: Hey.

Gravelli: I can't have my time wasted with calls like this.

Niko: I don't know. Did you get one of those cheap sluts you go home with pregnant?

Niko: I don't think I like it any better than you and your brother do. We gotta make a living though, don't we?

3431670405 ~z~I don't think I like it any better than you and your brother do. We gotta make a living though, don't we?

Patrick: I got a call from Ray saying Jimmy P wants to keep you close.

4027631587 ~z~I guess not, Gerald got arrested too. They got him in the Alderney State Correctional Facility.

2475855592 ~z~I just hope he was smacked out of his brain when it happened because it wouldn't have suited him to be jonesing when he died.

Patrick: I might come from a religious family, but I ain't gonna take some chick down the aisle 'cause she ain't looking after herself.

Niko: If they paid me enough and helped me find the man I'm after, I'd sleep in a basket at the end of Pegorino's bed.

G. L. & Shyster: If you have a complaint about a high ranking official, please leave your details after the tone.

Niko: I'll do my best

3159895418 ~z~I'll give her a call man, but I don't think she'll wanna see me.

1557342080 ~z~I'll stop by, man. I'll see you there.

Gravelli: I'm an old man and I haven't got long left.

226054075 ~z~I'm saying, would you take my sister, Katie, out for a drink or something?

Gravelli: It's done is it, Niko? You're a fast worker.

Niko: Kate and I are just friends. That's all Packie.

2523586956 ~z~Look, I ain't a pimp or nothing.

Patrick: Niko man.

3359199168 ~z~Niko, I got a favor to ask ya.

658417025 ~z~Niko, it's Packie.

Patrick: Niko, my man, how's it going? How you like working for those guidos?

3788066049 ~z~Niko, my man, how's it going? How you like working for those guidos?

Gravelli: Niko, you've done it then. Great.

Niko: No, it's not done yet, Mr. Gravelli. I'm working on it.

Niko: No, Mr. Gravelli. Nothing important. I'll call you later.

Operator: Please leave a message

Operator: Please leave a message.

Operator: Please leave a message.

1316489930 ~z~Remember to wear a suit, Niko. We can't have you dressed like a bum in the church.

3151212052 ~z~Remember to wear a suit, Niko. We can't have you dressed like a bum in the church.

Niko: Roman's going to miss me, but it'll be useful. Thanks, Packie, later on.

719806276 ~z~Roman's going to miss me, but it'll be useful. Thanks, Packie, later on.

398746705 ~z~She don't get out much and she sure as hell don't go on dates. We're starting to worry.

3725095130 ~z~She likes you, just as friends, I'm gonna send you her number.

Patrick: So when's the fucking wedding?

Gravelli: Speak to me again when it's done.

Patrick: Sure, Niko. Keep telling yourself that.

253025654 ~z~Sure...

Niko: That's not why I'm calling, Mr. Gravelli.

Gravelli: That's unless you want to listen to an old man cough his lungs out.

Operator: The owner of this Badger cellphone is not available.

1262636637 ~z~The owner of this Tinkle cellphone is not available.

Operator: The owner of this Whiz wireless cellphone is not available.

22997631 ~z~There isn't any good way to go though, is there?

3699581128 ~z~They took Gerry down?

Patrick: They're setting you up with a pad in Alderney.

1607747869 ~z~They're setting you up with a pad in Alderney.

Operator: This Badger cellphone is switched off.

Operator: This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.

Operator: This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.

Operator: This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.

Operator: This Tinkle cellphone is switched off.

Operator: This Whiz wireless cellphone is switched off.

4103085525 ~z~Trust me, she will. Call her, man.

Gravelli: Well, call me back later then.

2562420933 ~z~Well, you've been spending time with the rest of my family, I figured you may as well complete the set.

Gravelli: What is it, Niko? Something important?

Niko: What is it?

1746535659 ~z~What're you talking about, man?

Patrick: Yeah, I think you're doing too good for 'em.

1872590384 ~z~Yeah, I think you're doing too good for 'em.

Patrick: Yes - you better stop embarrassing me - if I lose my reputation as the family fuck up, I'll never forgive you.

416280812 ~z~You remember my brother Derrick, came along on the bank job?

MF14AUD (120)

324874288 ~z~A place of my own, eh?

2178226847 ~z~A place of my own, eh?

1131890238 ~z~Alright man, I'll go find him.

3571932020 ~z~Alright man, I'll go find him.

949795483 ~z~Anyway, if you're in need of extra funds I'm in need of a good man.

2098417961 ~z~Anyway, listen you want to hang out some time, go for some drinks, give us a call.

2634503744 ~z~Anyways, I weren't talking about me. When are you making an honest woman of my sister?

2956130102 ~z~Charges ain't gonna stick, don't worry. Anyway, it'd mean a lot to the family if you'd come to Francis's funeral.

710549014 ~z~Come over to me Ma's on Savannah Avenue in Meadows Park.

1405779608 ~z~Gerry said you did good by him - he's grateful. Says you're the first decent person I ever introduced him to.

3874684811 ~z~Go down and check on him? Me and Gerald will cover any expenses incurred.

3814786575 ~z~Go down and check on him? Me and Gerald will cover any expenses incurred.

2505015725 ~z~Good idea. Let's hang out soon. I'll be in touch.

2625966514 ~z~Good luck with that thing. Goodbye.

912671696 ~z~Good.

676155657 ~z~Goodbye then.

1870116338 ~z~Half my mates is dead and the other half is in AA so I'm kinda bored.

1457636501 ~z~Hardly - couldn't stand the bastard myself.

2539085905 ~z~He's in a bad way. Last I heard he was spending his hours in some park in Acter.

4250089971 ~z~He's in a bad way. Last I heard he was spending his hours in some park in Acter.

529552308 ~z~Hey Packie, I had other stuff to do. I'll get on it, alright? Speak to you soon.

Niko: Hey.

3351999432 ~z~I can't have my time wasted with calls like this.

1204628429 ~z~I don't know. Did you get one of those cheap sluts you go home with pregnant?

1574163101 ~z~I don't think I like it any better than you and your brother do. We gotta make a living though, don't we?

3431670405 ~z~I don't think I like it any better than you and your brother do. We gotta make a living though, don't we?

827520825 ~z~I don't want to worry about you not kidnapping some guido bitch like you've been asked to do.

4042779486 ~z~I got a call from Ray saying Jimmy P wants to keep you close.

3165805557 ~z~I gotta be with me Ma, Niko. She don't got much left other than me. And that ain't much... see you, man.

4181821786 ~z~I mean that my cop brother Francis McReary is no longer with us.

421154408 ~z~I might come from a religious family, but I ain't gonna take some chick down the aisle 'cause she ain't looking after herself.

3694140176 ~z~I never thought this would happen, Niko. I never fucking thought it. Kate, sweet, innocent Katie.

102012319 ~z~If they paid me enough and helped me find the man I'm after, I'd sleep in a basket at the end of Pegorino's bed.

3533438021 ~z~I'll do my best

1557342080 ~z~I'll stop by, man. I'll see you there.

2768114540 ~z~I'm always in need of money. See you there.

2516881467 ~z~I'm an old man and I haven't got long left.

2306438532 ~z~I'm sorry, Packie. I was there, I tried to stop it...

2343677492 ~z~It's at the church in Suffolk today.

1801203545 ~z~It's done is it, Niko? You're a fast worker.

3234489381 ~z~It's enough, see you, man.

2941614812 ~z~Kate and I are just friends. That's all Packie.

3789204371 ~z~Niko, I don't know if you've heard it but my brother, Derrick's dead.

3359199168 ~z~Niko, I got a favor to ask ya.

3742953427 ~z~Niko, I got a favor to ask ya.

658417025 ~z~Niko, it's Packie.

2250200491 ~z~Niko, it's Patrick McReary. You and me did some work for Elizabeta Torres together.

167422089 ~z~Niko, I've got a grieving mother to look after,

957188369 ~z~Niko, my man, how's it going? How you like working for those guidos?

3788066049 ~z~Niko, my man, how's it going? How you like working for those guidos?

2665521647 ~z~Niko, you've done it then. Great.

Niko: No shit.

2822911158 ~z~No, it's not done yet, Mr. Gravelli. I'm working on it.

444708210 ~z~No, Mr. Gravelli. Nothing important. I'll call you later.

4011615056 ~z~Please leave a message

2710083011 ~z~Please leave a message.

2633382630 ~z~Please leave a message.

1316489930 ~z~Remember to wear a suit, Niko. We can't have you dressed like a bum in the church.

3151212052 ~z~Remember to wear a suit, Niko. We can't have you dressed like a bum in the church.

2465709284 ~z~Roman's going to miss me, but it'll be useful. Thanks, Packie, later on.

719806276 ~z~Roman's going to miss me, but it'll be useful. Thanks, Packie, later on.

1506448935 ~z~She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners.

992794860 ~z~She didn't Packie, you're right.

1111300940 ~z~Shit, is it serious?

871990310 ~z~So when's the fucking wedding?

3045740358 ~z~Speak to me again when it's done.

2157354335 ~z~Sure, Niko. Keep telling yourself that.

253025654 ~z~Sure...

2844394682 ~z~Sure...

1152393266 ~z~That said, the only celebrating Gerry's gonna be able to do will be in prison. He got hauled in last night.

1486653914 ~z~That's not why I'm calling, Mr. Gravelli.

2921051359 ~z~That's unless you want to listen to an old man cough his lungs out.

3511132496 ~z~The owner of this Badger cellphone is not available.

1262636637 ~z~The owner of this Tinkle cellphone is not available.

2523651215 ~z~The owner of this Whiz wireless cellphone is not available.

764965383 ~z~There's one less cop on the streets of Liberty City.

4033476555 ~z~They're setting you up with a pad in Alderney.

1607747869 ~z~They're setting you up with a pad in Alderney.

2016021531 ~z~This Badger cellphone is switched off.

3706779063 ~z~This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.

3108699781 ~z~This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.

2823327741 ~z~This number has not been recognized, please re-dial and try again.

1021252462 ~z~This Tinkle cellphone is switched off.

4003803975 ~z~This Whiz wireless cellphone is switched off.

3199227400 ~z~Well, call me back later then.

1040500075 ~z~Well, if I'd a known it was such a big deal to you, I woulda asked you to let them kill me.

2562420933 ~z~Well, you've been spending time with the rest of my family, I figured you may as well complete the set.

4203587260 ~z~Well, you've been spending time with the rest of my family, I figured you may as well complete the set.

1827978363 ~z~We're paying for that ourselves, she didn't have to pay too.

193474023 ~z~What do you mean, Packie?

70158540 ~z~What is it, Niko? Something important?

3436923736 ~z~What is it?

2860127298 ~z~What is it?

2536388556 ~z~Yeah, I think you're doing too good for 'em.

1872590384 ~z~Yeah, I think you're doing too good for 'em.

Niko: Yeah.

1620547634 ~z~Yes - you better stop embarrassing me - if I lose my reputation as the family fuck up, I'll never forgive you.

1725654152 ~z~You and Gerry must be very upset.

Receptionist: You have reached Goldberg, Ligner and Shyster.

1279418854 ~z~You mean I saved your ass?

416280812 ~z~You remember my brother Derrick, came along on the bank job?

3897098803 ~z~You remember my brother Derrick, came along on the bank job?

MF12AUD (102)

Kate: And you found this guy, did you?

3518796194 ~z~Are you going to be at the funeral?

Niko: Can't do what?

3586279999 ~z~Come pick me up, I'm free now.

Niko: He was my family.

Niko: Hello, Kate. How are you?

3745496470 ~z~Hello?

Niko: Hey. What's up?

Kate: Hi Niko. You've been on my mind a lot recently. Are you okay?

Kate: I can't do this.

Kate: I don't know what to say... I know how much he meant to you.

Kate: I don't normally like the hoods who hang out with my brothers, but you seem different.

Kate: I don't want to know what you did to him. Just tell me how you feel.

Niko: I have been looking for a man for a long time.

489531195 ~z~I know, I'm just really sorry.

Kate: I like you, I like you too much, but I know you. I know the life you lead.

Niko: I still feel empty though. The void is still there.

Niko: I thought that finding him would make me whole again.

Kate: I was just wondering if you wanted to do something sometime?

3827711222 ~z~I'd love to, but I'm in the middle of something.

3530070395 ~z~I'd really love to Kate - but I'm in the middle of something crazy.

Kate: I'll send you an email. Goodbye.

Kate: I'm fucking awful if you must know.

Kate: I'm sorry about Roman. I'm sorry about the life you've led. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Niko: It is all I have thought about for a long time.

Kate: it means, I don't what it fucking means. I'm sorry.

Kate: It means, I love you, but I won't bring children into this world to be raised without a father...

Kate: It means... it means I'm going away.

Niko: Maybe I am different.

846529443 ~z~Niko, hi. It's Katie, Patrick's sister.

Kate: Niko, it's Kate.

Kate: Niko, it's me. I'm so sorry about Roman. I'm so sorry.

Niko: Please don't say that. Why?

Kate: See you, Niko.

Niko: Someone who betrayed me, caused a lot of my friends to die.

Niko: Sure, I'll be there in the next hour. I'll see you then, Kate.

Niko: Sure.

Niko: Thank you.

Niko: This is strange. Things have been weird recently.

Niko: What does that mean?

Kate: What's happened?

Kate: Yeah, I'll see you there, Niko.

MF4AUD (100)

2551732218 ~z~NB, what's up?

550624362 ~z~Roman, why're you whispering? Are you hiding in a trash can again or the trunk of a car.

4248812080 ~z~She was always saying she wanted to meet a mysterious man from the East. I thought she was kinky,

MF1AUD (98)

Elizabeta: Anyways, the can ain't so bad. I got a nice little cellmate.

Bernie: Being Deputy Mayor has to have some use, doesn't it?

Niko: Bernie - how are you?

Niko: Come on, Bernie. Don't be such a drama quee... a drama... a drama person.

Niko: Cryptic, Derrick. The suspense is killing me. Thanks.

Derrick: Don't mention it.

Elizabeta: Fucking prison payphones. Niko?

1836498252 ~z~Get over here before I run out of patience and start shooting.

Elizabeta: Have fun on the outside, Niko! Look after your cousin and Mallorie.

Bernie: He can't worry about losing me as well.

Bernie: He got the jealous face. The green eyed monster, jealous face just took over.

Bernie: He says that this Dimitri guy blackmailing him is stressful enough.

Bernie: He told me he'd do everything he could to find Darko for us.

3664621176 ~z~His car... enjoy.

Derrick: Honest truth is, I've been dosed since that meeting in the park.

Niko: How?

Derrick: I don't know if you'd heard Niko, but Kim, the Korean kid we brought into the country, got taken down.

Bernie: I don't know. I think he's tried everything he could.

3247728014 ~z~I don't think I've ever played peacemaker, but I'll be there in a bit.

Bernie: I have to make things work with him. He's my life.

Bernie: I pinned my hopes on this guy, and he left me. Said I was an embarrassment.

Bernie: I think he is worried I'm too much of a skeleton in his closet if he chooses to run for mayor.

1882789894 ~z~I wanted to give you something to say thank you from me and Bryce.

Elizabeta: If this is a business call then use the right fucking number. Adios.

Bernie: I'm a walking cliché, Niko. An embarrassment, to him and to everyone.

Bernie: I'm an old queen nobody loves anymore.

Niko: I'm here, Elizabeta. I was sorry to hear you got in trouble. I hope I wasn't something to do with it?

Niko: I'm sorry about that Bernie. You seemed so happy.

Bernie: I'm sorry, Niko.

Bernie: It was all a lie! I see that now. I've been an idiot all along.

Bernie: It was horrible. He says we can't see each other anymore.

Bernie: It's Bryce, he's broken my heart.

Bernie: It's Bryce, I told him about the car and he changed.

Niko: Must be hard, Derrick. But you didn't have a choice.

Bernie: Niko, I've got some good news. I told Bryce about everything.

Derrick: Niko, my boy, I left you something at your house. A token of me gratitude, should come in handy with your line of work.

Bernie: Niko, Niko, I'm sorry, I just needed to speak to a friend.

Bernie: Niko, Niko, this is terrible.

Elizabeta: Niko, Niko. You there? You there? Bet there are about a hundred cops listening to this shit and you can't even hear me.

Derrick: Nothing's gonna get rid of the truth, I may as well be wandering with a mark on me head. Later on, Niko.

Bernie: Oh I know. I'm just really heartbroken.

Niko: Really?

Bernie: Said he'd found religion.

Bernie: See you around. You're a great guy. I hope you find what you're looking for.

Elizabeta: She's in on a trafficking beef. We'll keep each other company for the next five years.

1575099939 ~z~Shut the fuck up, Jacob. Niko, I hear you can understand this rasta shit.

Derrick: Thanks for coming to the funeral, Niko. And for looking after me family. I was in no state to do nothing.

Niko: That's great news. Thank you, Bernie.

Elizabeta: This is Elizabeta's personal answer phone, please leave a message.

Elizabeta: too many assholes, that was my problem. I got what I deserved.

Niko: We are friends from the Old Country, nothing more. ~c~Can't he understand that?

Bernie: We got angry, we got sad, we yelled, we cried,

Bernie: we hugged, we laughed.

935160086 ~z~Well he doesn't know I'm giving you this but he gave it to me so it's technically from him.

3809836477 ~z~Well he doesn't know I'm giving you this but he gave it to me so it's technically from him.

Bernie: We've broken up. I've been dumped. I'm finished.

Niko: What about finding Darko Brevic?

3858744732 ~z~What is it?

Niko: What's happened?

459911279 ~z~What's up, Bernie?

Derrick: Yeah, I guess every immigrant's story, ain't the fairytale yours is.

Niko: Yeah, mine's a real fairytale, Derrick. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Later on, man.

Patrick: Yeah.

Bernie: You, what happened, Florian, Darko - everything.

Elizabeta: You? Those bastards were after me long before you showed up. Too many parties, too much coke,

Niko: You'll be okay. Go get a face pack, and stay in touch. I've got to go, see you later.

MF10AUD (96)

Niko: Alright, discuss it.

Dimitri: Come on, I put you in a position to make a lot of money.

Dimitri: Don't call when you have nothing.

Dimitri: Goodbye.

Niko: Hey friend, there's no one's here right now.

Niko: How can you be too good?

Dimitri: I don't know, I'm just surprised you have not found more success with your... talents.

Dimitri: I hope to see you there.

Dimitri: I hope to see you there.

Dimitri: I'll be on the Firefly Island boardwalk all evening. I hope to see you there.

Dimitri: I'll be on the Firefly Island boardwalk from 8pm until 1am.

Niko: I'm kind of busy right now. Liberty City's an interesting place.

Dimitri: Is it done yet?

Dimitri: It was a gamble and it paid off.

Dimitri: Mr. Faustin does not care about how hard you are trying, he cares about this getting done.

Dimitri: Mr. Faustin, does not like to be bothered with trivialities. Goodbye.

Dimitri: Niko, I heard you got the money. This is great. Everything turned out perfectly.

Dimitri: Niko, it is Dimitri. We have something to discuss.

Dimitri: Niko, you are doing very well for us. You are good, almost too good.

Niko: No thanks to you, you piece of shit. You fucked me and Phil with that stunt.

Niko: No, I'm doing my best though.

Niko: Not everyone gets lucky.

Niko: Nothing yet.

Niko: Only if no news is good news.

Dimitri: Then why are you calling me? Goodbye, Niko.

1033961404 ~z~There ain't no one here right now. Please leave a message.

Niko: They might want to make different decisions. Enjoy your life, I don't want nothing more to do with you.

Niko: This is Niko Bellic.

Dimitri: We need to talk in person.

Dimitri: We need to talk in person.

Dimitri: We need to talk in person. I'll be on the Firefly Island boardwalk from 5pm to 3am.

Dimitri: What have you got for Mr. Faustin?

Niko: Yeah, you should give people the heads up before you gamble with their lives.

Dimitri: You have good news?

Niko: You might want to check in jail or hospital. This city is full of crazy people.

Dimitri: You should have thought of that earlier.

Dimitri: You're right. You are lucky now though. This is a good partnership.

MF2AUD (84)

U. L. Paper: After all that trouble, you didn't even kill him. Remarkable.

Niko: Come on, Mallorie. Roman wouldn't do something like that to the love of his life.

Mallorie: Do you know where Vlad is?

Niko: For him, death would have been a release. For me, another stain I do not need.

Mallorie: Give him some of his own medicine - find out if he was serious about me.

Mallorie: He could be dead in the river for all I care. I just want to put that shit behind me -

Mallorie: He don't act like it. Piece of shit, when I get my hands on him I'm going to...

Mallorie: Hey, Niko. It's Mallorie. I've got a personal question for you.

Mallorie: Hey, you've reached the phone of the future Mrs. Bellic. Leave me or Roman a message and we'll get back to you.

Niko: I haven't seen him.

Niko: I looked at him and realized that revenge was not what I wanted after all.

Mallorie: I must be getting paranoid. Of course Roman wouldn't. Thanks Niko.

Mallorie: Listen, I'll level with you - I stupidly got involved with him to get back at Roman, for all his playing around.

U. L. Paper: Maybe you have learned something, Bellic. Goodbye and good luck. Try to live a good life.

Mallorie: Niko, tell me straight. Was Roman with another woman last night? I swear I'm going to cut his balls off.

Mallorie: Now these Russian putas keep calling me asking where he is, like I fucking know.

U.L. Paper: Now, you're useless to me. We need someone who wants something, someone with burning desires.

Mallorie: Puto, where are the scissors? Where are the fucking scissors?

Mallorie: Roman and I are getting on well now, and I don't want this shit to jeopardize anything. Thanks Niko.

U. L. Paper: So, you got your revenge. I hope it gave you the satisfaction you were looking for.

Niko: Sure.

Niko: What do you want, to make me do more "good things for your cause"?

U.L. Paper: You have nothing left. Goodbye and good luck.

Niko: You know Roman, he has these other women but you're the only one he loves.

MF7AUD (68)

Ray: Because of that I got Phil telling me that the Peg - Jimmy Pegorino - is pissed.

3691530207 ~z~Because of that I got Phil telling me that the Peg - Jimmy Pegorino - is pissed.

Ray: Dammit, Nicky. Cut the bullshit. You got 'em? Where are they?

Niko: Dwayne, it was her. She screwed you over while you were inside. She's dead now.

Niko: Dwayne, man. I bumped into your ex. The one that messed you around while you were in the joint.

Niko: Dwayne, she's no good for you. Forget about her. We'll hang out soon. Later on.

Ray: Getting too close to the skipper's wife.

Niko: Having man troubles. I helped her out.

Niko: Hey, Ray. I got some bad news for you. You weren't the only one who thought they owned those diamonds.

Niko: I bumped into her, man. I helped her out with a problem she was having.

Ray: I don't wanna see you get caught up in it, that's all. Just looking out for ya, pal.

Ray: I mean, you got a whole city full a potential lays and he's chasing the skipper's cooze.

Ray: I told you to take our half of the money, and I said let Johnny take the half and you hold onto the other half.

3319187001 ~z~I told you to take our half of the money, and I said let Johnny take the half and you hold onto the other half.

3493268122 ~z~Liberty City Dump... I don't know. They got thrown into traffic.

3237437137 ~z~Nah, man. Don't worry about that. She's not my type. We'll hang out soon.

Ray: Nicky, I got a piece of advice for ya - stay away from Phil. He's causing himself some problems.

Dwayne: Niko, man. I was out today and I saw this bitch coming out a nail place. She looked just like my old girl, Cherise.

Dwayne: Oh yeah, how she be?

Dwayne: Shit, man. I coulda sworn it was her.

Ray: Shit. Come to Drusilla's. And get here sharp.

2612916744 ~z~Shit. Come to Drusilla's. And get here sharp.

Dwayne: So, you ain't no item? It ain't like that, is it Niko?

Niko: Sorry, man. She's gone. Maybe things coulda been different in another life.

Ray: That fucking snake in the grass. When I'm done with that motherfucker...

598431528 ~z~That fucking snake in the grass. When I'm done with that motherfucker...

Niko: That is not my business.

Dwayne: The one you said you killed with Jayvon outside the arcade. You sure that was her?

Dwayne: This Dwayne. Don't know why I'm doing this. Nobody leaving me messages. You all fake.

Niko: Turns out a serious Russian called Bulgarin claims ownership as well.

Niko: Who are you talking about?

241577118 ~z~Who are you talking about?

Dwayne: Word.

3793199377 ~z~Yo, I hear you been rolling with Cherise, Niko. You two tight now?

Dwayne: You a good friend, Niko. She ask about me? You think she been thinking about this fool?

Dwayne: You all got love for a fool at the top and don't know a fool at the bottom. Out.

Ray: You got jumped by a white trash biker, Nicky.

1968678204 ~z~You got jumped by a white trash biker, Nicky.

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Francis: Actually, I ain't heard nothing. I've seen him walking down Vauxite Street in the middle of the day.

Francis: Alright already. You want me to turn water into wine as well?

Niko: And the problem with having a dirty cop for a kid is that he'll kill his own brother if he gets in his way.

Francis: But I'll be more of a wreck if any one finds out about this.

Niko: Don't make me do something I'll regret.

Francis: Easy there, Niko. You think this has been easy for me? I ain't sleeping nights. I'm a wreck.

Niko: Francis, I got some of your colleagues on me. Get rid of them.

Niko: Francis, your fellow police officers are starting to irritate me.

Niko: Frankie boy, it's time for you to get me out of trouble.

Francis: Fuck, I shoulda just shot him in the line of duty.

Niko: Gerry, what's this about?

Gerald: Great. Look, Niko. I've always been responsible for my family. Now, one of my brothers is dead and I'm on the inside.

Niko: He said he'd get outta town. I thought that'd be enough for you.

318260884 ~z~Hey Gerry. I heard you'd been locked up, I'm sorry to hear that.

Niko: Hey, Francis. I'm feeling the heat. Cool things down.

Niko: Hey, I don't like the sound of sirens. Tell your cop friends to stay away from me.

Niko: Hey, I'm playing this game of cops and robbers and it's getting boring. End it.

1394617618 ~z~Hey.

Francis: I guess that's the problem with having gangsters for kids.

Francis: I just heard that Clarence Jones - that no good, kid killing, drug dealer I paid you to whack - is still alive.

Gerald: I want you to look after 'em is all. Keep an eye on 'em. Make sure no harm comes to them. It's a fucked up world out there.

Niko: I'll do what I can, man.

Francis: I'll make some calls.

Francis: I'll pull some strings.

Francis: I'll see what I can do...

Gerald: In here too, for that matter.

Francis: Jesus. You're out of control. I'll do my best.

Francis: Keep your trap shut and I'll try to keep you outta the pen for a bit longer. See ya round.

Niko: Maybe at the next McReary family function. Whatever that might be.

4055715748 ~z~My brothers ain't no good, Niko. Trust me on that.

Francis: Niko, a gunfight at my brothers funeral? My poor, poor Ma.

751008298 ~z~Niko, Gerald McReary here. Calling from the Alderney State Correctional Facility.

Gerald: Niko, it's Gerry.

3823105326 ~z~Please hang up and try again.

Kate: She didn't need to say goodbye to Derrick with that going on.

Niko: Shit, Niko. You're gonna get me arrested. I'll try.

2024470567 ~z~So long.

Francis: Sorry, you've gone past my jurisdiction. Don't mention my name if you get caught.

Gerald: They're gonna need some looking after. Especially young Patrick and Katie, my sis.

Operator: We apologize for the inconvenience but this number has been disconnected.

1235301349 ~z~We gotta discuss something. I've put you on the visitors list here. Come down...

Francis: What, are you mental? You shouldn't even be calling me when you're this hot. I don't know you.

Niko: Yo, Frankie. The smell of bacon is starting to get on my nerves. Get these cops off my back.

Francis: You're a fucking Weazel, Niko. I trusted your word and you screwed me. Goodbye.

Francis: You're getting too much attention. I can't do nothing.