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'''Roman''': Niko, you like it when I hold you on these motorbikes, don't you. Let's go.
'''Roman''': Niko, you like it when I hold you on these motorbikes, don't you. Let's go.
''(Niko in a helicopter)''
'''Roman''': Niko, you are really moving up in the world, no? I tell you we are going to the top when you arrive.


===Finishing an activity===
===Finishing an activity===

Revision as of 12:11, 27 September 2014

General

Calling Roman

Niko: Cousin.

Niko: Cousin, hello.

Niko: Hello.

Niko: Hey cousin.

Niko: Hey Roman.

Niko: Roman, what's up?

Niko: What is going on Roman?

Arranging an activity

Niko: Cousin, I shall be there soon.

Niko: Good, I will collect you cousin.

Niko: I am coming to get you, Roman.

Niko: I be with you soon, Roman.

Niko: I come to get you Roman.

Niko: I see you soon then, Roman.

Niko: I will see you soon.

Niko: Wait for me then, cousin.

Roman calling

Roman: Hey man, it's me.

Arranging an activity

Roman: Cousin, this is wonderful news. See you soon.

Roman: Great, Niko. See you in a while.

Roman: Okay, man. I will see you soon then.

Roman: We have a date, I am waiting for you.

Meeting Roman

(Niko on foot)

Roman: NB, my cousin. Why don't we find a car so we can go.

Roman: Niko. Good to see you. We need to find a vehicle.

(Niko in a car)

Roman: My cousin, is so good to see you. Let's do this.

Roman: My one and only cousin, except for the other ones. Let's go.

Roman: NB, the big man. Let's hustle.

Roman: Niko, good to see you, let's go.

Roman: There you are cousin, let's move.

(Niko on a motorbike)

Roman: Cousin, you now these things scare me. No matter, we go.

Roman: Niko, you like it when I hold you on these motorbikes, don't you. Let's go.

(Niko in a helicopter)

Roman: Niko, you are really moving up in the world, no? I tell you we are going to the top when you arrive.

Finishing an activity

Roman: Can you drop me off at home, cousin?

Roman: It is time to go back home, will you take me?

Roman: Let us go now, cousin. Take me home.

Roman: Okay, I am ready to go home. You will drive your cousin.

Roman: Take me back won't you?

Roman: Thank you in advance for driving me home. Let's go now.

Roman: You mind driving your tired cousin home? Thank you.

Taking Roman home

Roman: Call me cousin, I'll see you soon.

Roman: See you later, NB. Give me a call, yes?

Declining an activity

Roman: Okay, man. We shall do something another time.

Canceling an activity

Roman: Alright, Niko. We shall do this another time. Later on.

Roman: Don't worry cousin, I have hot bitches that are begging me for my company, see you soon.

Roman: Okay, Niko. We shall rain check this for a different occasion.

Roman: That is cool, cousin. We do this on another occasion.

Bowling

Niko calls

Niko: Want to go bowling?

Niko: Why don't we do some bowling?

Niko: How about we go bowling?

Niko: You want to hit the bowling alley?

Roman: Cousin, I am loving the bowling. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman: Haha, I love to watch the girls bend over and pick up balls, of course I will bowl with you. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman: Niko, this is a great American activity. We bowl together if you pick me up in next hour.

Roman: We bowl like two cousins in American sitcom. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman calls

Dialogue

(Niko and Roman arrive at the bowling alley)

Roman: Okay cousin, let's hit the alleys.

Roman: We're here Niko. Let's do some bowling.

(Niko wins)

Roman: Niko, good game. You are good at bowling and I'm good with the ladies. We both have skills.

Roman: Niko, you're pretty good. It's clearly those Bellic genes you've got. If we were a team we'd be unstoppable.

(Niko loses)

Roman: Do not worry about losing. At least you are better at stealing cars and shooting things.

Roman: Niko, how could you expect to beat someone as supremely skilled as me? It was foolish.

(Not finishing the game)

Roman: Maybe we will play a whole game the next time we bowl, cousin.

Roman: Next time let us finish the game, okay?

Canceling

Niko: Roman, sorry but I cannot bowl with you anymore. Another time.

Niko: I am sorry, cousin, but I must cancel our bowling.

Darts

Niko calls

Niko: How about we throw some darts?

Niko: I was thinking we play some darts.

Niko: Want to go play darts?

Niko: Why don't we go play darts?

Roman: Great, I would like to play darts with my cousin. I wait for you one hour.

Roman: I have won a lot of money throwing darts before, pick me up in next hour.

Roman: I would like to do darts. Come get me in next hour.

Roman: Just like in Old Country, eh? Collect me in next hour and we play the darts.

Canceling

Niko: Cousin, I am no longer able to do darts with you. Sorry.

Niko: Sorry, Roman. Something has come up. I cannot throw darts with you now.

Roman calls

Roman: Niko, I am thinking we should be playing some darts together. We have not done this in Liberty City yet.

Roman: We should play each other at darts.

Niko: Alright, man. Let's play darts. I pick you up in next hour.

Dialogue

Roman: Get ready to watch a master at work. I am to darts what Perseus is to clothing.

Roman: Okay Niko, watch out for all the bullseyes I will be getting.

Roman: I could have beaten you with my eyes closed, cousin. I'm sorry but I'm that much better.

Roman: Niko, congratulations. It is not often that someone beats me at darts.

Drinking

Niko calls

Niko: How about we go drink some vodka.

Niko: How about we try to numb the pain with vodka?

Niko: You want to go for a drink?

Niko: You want to go drinking like we did in the old days?

Roman: Hopefully the booze will not make me lose my sight in one eye like that stuff back home. Get me in next hour.

Roman: I was thinking my liver was having an easy time. We drink together. Come get me in next hour.

Roman: Okay, man. Let's go drinking. Come get me in next hour.

Roman: Wine, women and my cousin, Niko. I could not say no. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman calls

Roman: Cousin, we should go out together. Open a bottle of vodka and drink it all like we did in Old Country.

Niko: Okay man, we go drinking together. I pick you up in next hour.

Niko: We have a date, I am waiting for you.

Dialogue

(Comrade's bar)

Roman: Ahh, Comrades. We shall raise our glasses to the late Vlad while we're here.

Roman: I like that place, now that Vlad is gone I can really appreciate the atmosphere.

Niko: Driving in this state - not a good idea.

Niko: I don't feel so hot, I shouldn't get behind the wheel.

Niko: I'm not exactly sober, I better not be driving.

Niko: I'm wasted. Maybe I better not drive.

Niko; You, if you drink and drive, Niko, you're a bloody idiot.

(Steinway Beer Garden)

Roman: Niko, this is just the place. I hear it is filled with girls with low self esteem.

Conversations

Conversation One

Roman: You see the way that man was looking at me? Did you see him?

Niko: An ex-boyfriend?

Roman: Fuck you. Fuck you, Niko Bellic. He was looking at me like he wanted to fight. Like he thought I was nobody. I'm a somebody. So what if I moved here. Everyone except the Native Americans are immigrants to this country and even they were meant to have walked here from Russia when the sea was frozen over.

Niko: I didn't know that.

Roman: Stick with me, cousin, and you'll learn a lot. About games of chance, about hard work and opportunity, about pleasuring women - you'll learn a hell of a lot. What did that scumbag think he was staring at? I'm a continental lager, he's just a domestic brew. Tastes like fucking piss. Everyone loves an imported and classy beverage. If I knew where he lived I'd go there and seduce his wife.

Niko: She wouldn't be able to resist you, Roman.

Roman: Not many women can, not many can...

Conversation Two

Roman: I'm sober. I had a lot to drink, but I'm straight sober.

Niko: Sure.

Roman: I am... listen, man... I'm seeing funny. I think I got spiked.

Niko: What? What is spiked?

Roman: I think someone put something in my drink. Evil people do it to women they wish to take advantage of.

Niko: And which nice sailor in there do you think wanted to take advantage of you, pretty lady?

Roman: Firstly, I wasn't in the fucking merchant navy. And secondly, cousin and friend, fuck you. And thirdly, people also do it if they want to steal your kidneys or your liver.

Niko: Who would want your kidneys or liver? They must all be shot through by now.

Roman: Fuck you, I'm an alpha male. I'm at the top of the tree...

Niko: Like a fairy.

Roman: Not that tree... the tree of life.

Niko: Oh, that tree. Stop talking shit.

Conversation three

Roman: Did you see those titties in there? I could have covered them with butter and syrup and had them for breakfast.

Niko: What about Mallorie's titties? Don't you like them?

Roman: Have you been balling Mallorie, cousin? How could you? She's the love of my life. The woman of my dreams. My own cousin is thinking about her firm sweet titties. You make me sick cousin. Sick to the bone.

Niko: You're drunk, Roman.

Roman: That is no excuse for giving it to Mallorie, Niko. Just because I might not be able to perform right now doesn't mean you should step into the ring for me. I'll be on fighting form again tomorrow morning.

Niko: Lucky Mallorie.

Roman: Since you have got to Liberty City I have shared everything with you, everything. But I won't share that, no I won't share that. I love you, Niko.

Niko: I know you do, Roman.

Conversation four

Roman: I'm drunk, cousin.

Niko: You don't say? As usual, one smell of the alehouse and Roman Bellic is about to vomit!

Roman: Piss off! I can hold the drink. I am a warrior. I am an animal. I am the beast. The beast.

Niko: If you say so.

Roman: A wild fucking animal. Ask any woman! Ask Mallorie!

Niko: I did - she said you were like a wild animal... like a wild pig.

Roman: Fuck you! You can't take me. I'm a maniac. I'm a beast. I eat! I sleep! I fuck! I drink!

Niko: You vomit, you cry, you read self help books. You are all man, Roman!

Canceling

Niko: Cousin, our drunkenness will have to wait. Something has happened.

Niko: Sorry Roman, you may have to drink alone. I can no longer join you.

Eating

Niko calls

Niko: Hey cousin, want to sit down with me and eat something?

Niko: How about we go eat something?

Niko: Want to go grab some food?

Niko: We should eat together like cousins?

Roman: Good idea cousin, we eat together. I wait for you for one hour.

Roman: I have a hunger, cousin. Come collect me in next hour.

Roman: This is a good thing for family to do. Collect me in next hour.

Roman: This will be a bonding experience. Get me in next hour.

Canceling

Niko: Cousin, you must dine alone. I can no longer join you.

Niko: Roman. I can't eat with you. This may help you lose some weight.

Roman calls

Roman: Cousin, we are family. We should be like family and eat together. How about it?

Roman: Niko, it's Roman. We should eat together.

Niko: Okay man, get ready. I will be with you in next hour.

Niko: Sure, Roman. We eat together. I come get you in next hour.

Declining

Niko: Sorry, man. I'm not hungry. Maybe another time.

Dialogue

(69th Street Diner)

Roman: Ahh, is this where we eat, cousin? Let's do it.

Roman: Okay cousin, let's have a meal here.

Roman: That served it's purpose cousin, my stomach is full.

(Burger Shot)

Roman: Niko, I could suck a Bleeder Burger dry. This is my favorite.

Roman: Nothing hits the spot like a Burger Shot, cousin. My fifth chin is all thanks to these guys.

Roman: Those are the best burgers in Liberty City. I promise you this, cousin.

Roman: What amazing burgers, I feel another chin growing on my face. Do you see it?

(Cluckin' Bell)

Roman: Ok we can fill up with good American food. I'm in the mood for a hormone and chemical hit.

Roman: We can get a quick bite here, cousin. Let's go.

Roman: American fast-food. Just think we could have the exact same meal in the Old Country.

Roman: That was quick, Niko. You would almost think you didn't want to sit down and converse with your cousin.

Pool

Niko calls

Niko: How about a game of pool?

Niko: Why don't we shoot some pool?

Niko: You wanna play some pool?

Niko: I did like to play some pool with you.

Roman: Two cousins playing pool, I like the sound of that. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman: Sure, let's go shoot some pool. Pick me up in the next hour.

Roman: You want to play pool with me, come pick me up in the next hour.

Roman: Okay man, pool it is. Collect me in next hour.

Canceling

Niko: Cousin, you will be shooting pool alone today. Do not place bets, okay?

Niko: Sorry, Roman. I cannot play pool with you anymore. I have another plan.

Roman calls

Roman: Cousin, how about we play some pool? Remember how we used to hustle those American soldiers back home when the war started?

Niko: Is a good idea, cousin. We shall play pool. I pick you up in next hour.

Niko: Sure, cousin. We play some pool. I come get you in next hour.

Dialogue

Roman: There is only one thing I'm better at than playing pool, Niko. And, as a man, you won't get to see me in action.

Roman: Niko, when will you learn? Your cousin is better than you at pool. You are no match.

Show

Niko calls

Niko: How about we go to see something?

Niko: Let us go out to see something.

Niko: Want to go to a show?

Niko: You want to join me at the show?

Roman: Good call, Niko. We go to show together. Come collect me in next hour.

Roman: I like to see something. Collect me in next hour.

Roman: Sure, cousin. I would like that. Pick me up in next hour.

Roman: This is a good idea. I'd like to see a show with you, Niko. I wait for you for one hour.

Canceling

Niko: Sorry, cousin. I cannot see the show with you no more. Hope that's cool.

Niko: Hey, Roman. You mind if we catch the show on another night? I have something else to do.

Roman calls

Roman: Cousin, you really want to experience America, you must see a show here. How about it?

Niko: Alright man? We go see something. I should be with you in no more than one hour.

Niko: Is good idea, Roman. I come to collect you in next hour.

Dialogue

Roman: Faustin's Club, eh? So this is where he hangs out when he's not shooting innocent men in their stomachs.

Roman: You are taking me to Perestroika. I hope that Mr. Faustin gives you an employee discount?

Roman: Niko, why you want to leave, cousin? We could have at least seen the end.

Roman: That would have been even more fun if I hadn't been fearing for my life. Your Russian gangster friends are scary.

Strip club

Niko calls

Niko: How about we check out some massive fake titties at a gentlemen's club?

Niko: You know I will dream of titties for many nights after this? Come collect me in next hour.

Niko: You want to go see naked American girls with me?

Niko: You want to go to a strip club?

Roman: If I could only touch those girls, I would be in Heaven. Come get me in next hour.

Roman: There is nothing your cousin loves more than titty, come get me in next hour.

Roman: You are a good cousin, Niko. This is just what we should do. Collect me in next hour.

Roman: You know I will dream of titties for many nights after this? Come collect me in next hour.

Roman calls

Roman: Niko, it's your cousin. Let us go to a stripclub together.

Roman: Is about time I show you some fine American silicon filled titties. You want to come to strip club with me?

Niko: Sure man, I could do with going to strip club. I come get you in next hour.

Declining

Niko: Sorry, Roman. I have no time for these women.

Canceling

Niko: Roman, I cannot go look at titties with you. I have to do something else.

Niko: Sorry, cousin. I cannot join you at the tittie bar. You can still go by yourself though.

Standing Roman up

Niko, what's going on? Why'd you stand me up? Drug dealing and killing more important than spending time with family? Rom