User:Gta-mysteries/Unused Dialogue

MF5AUD (153)

Roman: Come on, NB. I do get it. Liberty is a crazy place.

Niko: Cousin.

Roman: Enjoy her, Cousin. Later on.

Niko: I don't know, I just met someone in the street. It was weird.

Roman: I hear you were seen out on the town with a sexy young girl. Who is she?

Roman: I hope you took her back to the apartment and had your way with her, Niko. Did she have nice titties?

Niko: I'll try to. Later on.

Niko: It wasn't like that. You don't get it.

Roman: It's all sport, NB. Have some fun with her. Later on, cousin. I'm proud of you.

Roman: NB, you are certainly my cousin.

Roman: Niko, man. What's up?

Roman: No connections to your friends no chance of your girlfriend finding out.

Niko: Not much, cousin. I've gone on a date with this girl I met on Lovemeet.

Roman: Remember to make it clear that you are a red blooded animal though and you won't be tied down

Niko: Roman, you are right about Liberty City. It is a crazy place.

Niko: Roman, you'd never believe it but I met this girl on Craplist.

Niko: She's called Kiki, she's a lawyer.

Roman: some of them want to fuck you. It's mad cousin. Enjoy the ride.

Niko: Some trust-funder called Alex. I don't really like her but it's something to do, isn't it?

Roman: That is a useful profession considering your job, NB. Good work.

Niko: That won't be a problem, Roman. We're not serious. I'll talk to you soon.

Roman: The best place to find a woman, NB.

Roman: There are all types of people here. Most of them ignore you, some of them want to employ you, some of them want to kill you,

Roman: to a monogamous relationship.

Roman: What happened to you, Niko?

Roman: Who is the lucky lady?

Roman: You are a Bellic, remember, and you can't help playing the field. You don't want her getting jealous.

MF11AUD

650269071 ~z~I ain't heard nothing Phil. Everything's cool. Just sit tight.

991197747 ~z~I swear, Ray's up to something. He's gonna get real hurt if he's trying to get me clipped.

3306917443 ~z~Niko, you heard anything from Jimmy P or Ray?

478100745 ~z~Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's easy for you to say.

MF13AUD (130)

Niko: All I know is that Dimitri is your friend, I do not think he would betray you like this.

Faustin: As an alternative, leave me a message.

Little Jacob: Boy, he's done a lot of growing up, ya know. He's a wise dread now.

Michelle: Business? Isn't it owned by some Russian gangster?

Faustin: But if you did, Niko.

Little Jacob: Call me soon, Niko. I and I should link up sometime, seen?

Niko: Did she kick your ass, man?

Faustin: Dimitri is not rat like Vlad, but no one can be trusted. No one.

Faustin: Don't forget that. Me. Remember that.

Michelle: Don't let anyone bully you because you're an immigrant.

Niko: Freak coincidence Michelle. This is only explanation for it. Is a real tragedy.

Little Jacob: Gimme a call if you want hang with Jacob sometime, seen? One love.

Michelle: Goodbye, Niko. Look after yourself.

Faustin: He is just another shit from the Old Country, running around with his boys.

Faustin: He only tries to prove he is the man with biggest dick.

Faustin: He will mourn for a time and then move on, he has chosen this life for his family.

Michelle: Hey, Niko. Did you hear that Vlad has gone missing?

Niko: His son is dead.

Faustin: I am in charge, Niko. Not Dimitri.

Niko: I do not know if Roman is wise...

Niko: I do not take kindly to threats or false accusations.

Niko: I don't know who this guy was. I think he's government deal or something. They're making me work for them.

Niko: I have no involvement with your daughter.

Niko: I hear he was actually successful with ladies even though he was such a pig.

Niko: I never took you for the jealous type, Michelle. I was just there on business. Do not worry.

Niko: I see you at the wedding, Jacob.

Faustin: I think I make myself clear.

Little Jacob: I was thinking you might get turned off with us and just wanna hang with your cousin.

Niko: I will try.

Niko: I would not know. Just making a delivery.

Faustin: If you even think about her in that way while you jerking off, remind yourself of what I am saying.

Michelle: If you guys need anything, just ask. If you guys had got caught up with some bad people, you'd tell me right?

Faustin: Is Dimitri giving it to my wife, Ilyena?

Niko: It is, man. I'm real happy for them.

Niko: Jacob, Michelle was into some strange shit. I got called to an office in Algonquin.

Little Jacob: Let's hang out soon, seen? Hit me up. One love.

Michelle: Michelle is dead, she only existed to serve a certain purpose.

Faustin: My man is down in Vice fucking City. Shit, you fucking incompetent.

Little Jacob: Nah, man. Dere ain't nothing going on at the moment, ya know.

Little Jacob: Niko man, Badman tell I ya help him wit some Russian bumba clots.

Little Jacob: Niko me man, Roman and Mallorie a get married. Big tings!

Michelle: Niko, a friend of mine saw you coming out of Perestroika the other day.

Faustin: Niko, do not let Dimitri worry you about Kenny Petrovic.

Little Jacob: Niko, how's it going? Me hear ya be working for de Alderney boys, de Pegorinos.

Kate: Niko, I am so sorry to hear about those fires. Roman's two places burning down at once.

Michelle: Niko, I thought I'd call you one last time to apologize. I used you.

Faustin: Niko, you are my employee, you must answer my questions.

Little Jacob: Niko, you hear anything about dat gal Michelle? She put a lot of pressure pon ya me bredren?

Faustin: Niko... friend, listen you got any toot? I need some fucking powder.

Faustin: No, no, of course not. This was test.

Niko: Nobody will bully me, Michelle. Do not worry.

Michelle: Now that I've blown my cover, she has to die.

Niko: Okay, what's up man? You and Badman got some work for me?

Faustin: Please call when I can make myself available for all business or personal arrangements.

Little Jacob: Rhaatid. She be in dere wit a Babylon agent. A least dem don't send you back home, Niko.

Niko: Roman's my cousin, I get sick of him but I'm stuck with him.

Niko: See you soon Michelle, don't get so paranoid, yeah?

Little Jacob: Seen, me bredren. Roman's a good man as any man to be stuck with ya know, star.

Little Jacob: Seen, me bredren. Ya righteous. Badman ain't vexed as he usually is right now.

Little Jacob: Seen, Niko. De mafia dons are in Algonquin. Dem mascots over dere in Alderney.

Michelle: She doesn't exist anymore. The apartment has been cleared out, the phone is about to be cut off.

Faustin: She is too good for you. I will fucking castrate you.

Faustin: So you get rid of my daughter's biker boyfriend and now you think you can, how you say, ball her?

Niko: Sorry, my friend. I ain't got nothing.

Niko: Surely a man like you knows how to source some white?

Niko: Tell me about it. For now we should just worry about keeping out of prison. Speak to you soon, man.

Niko: Thanks, man. I just hope they don't try to get you into the same shit. Later on.

Niko: That's the impression I'm beginning to get.

Faustin: The only time he's calm is when he's taking his pills.

Michelle: The person you are speaking to is very different from her.

Faustin: The responsibility is on his shoulders. Do not listen to Dimitri's paranoia.

Niko: There seems to be a pattern emerging, doesn't there Michelle?

Michelle: Was it arson? Is Roman caught up with some gangsters or something?

Faustin: We have no worries about him.

Faustin: What fucking good are you if you don't got some shit for me?

Little Jacob: Ya need any help, me dere for ya.

Niko: Yeah, beggers can't be choosers, man.

Niko: Yeah, he's a friend of yours so I looked after him.

Niko: Yeah, is a real shame. Probably ran off with some woman.

Michelle: Yeah, maybe that is what happened. See you soon then.

Little Jacob: Yo, me tink she kicked every ass inna South Bohan, ya know star.

Little Jacob: Yo, Niko. How's tings?

Niko: You did, and now some guy in a suit is using me instead.

Michelle: You haven't been taking another girl there have you?

Faustin: You see anything, you will say.

Fixer's Assassinations

• Alright brother.

• Enjoy the peace and quiet.

• Fill your day with something other than killing.

• Handle this like you did the last one and we'll collect our money without problems.

• I haven't got any jobs for you right now.

• I'll give you the job. You need to be confident that it'll go smooth this time though.

• Just relax.

• Keep your head like you did the last time and everyone walks away happy.

• The city is at rest for the time being.

• There are files available, but they will need to be closed.

• There's a job.

• There's nothing on my desk, my brother.

• There's nothing out there right now, brother.

• This is a down period, man. I haven't got anything for you.

• Yes, brother.

• You cannot leave them open like you did last time.

Video games

• Cousin, I can't play no games with you just now. Sorry.

• Cousin, I cannot game with you the whole time. I go blind or something. Perhaps in a bit.

• Gaming, eh? Is a good idea but I would rather screw hot bitches. Sorry.

• Great, Niko. A gaming session with my cousin is just what I need. See you in the next hour, yes?

• Have you not got important people to kill, why you want to game so much? Maybe I play with you in a while.

• How about we play some video games?

• I cannot do the gaming now, Roman. I must be doing other stuff.

• I cannot play video games now, Niko. Must concentrate on games where money can be won. Okay.

• I think we should do some gaming.

• I wait for an hour, cousin. I look forward to beating you on the video games.

• I'd like to game, you want to join me?

• Let's play some video games, man.

• Niko, I will gladly kick your ass at the gaming. Pick me up in next hour.

• Niko, Mallorie don't like it when I game so much. Maybe in a while.

• Niko, you want to play some video games? They are much better than ones you are used to back home.

• Okay man, we do some gaming. I come get you in next hour.

• Roman, you need to play a single player game. I can not hang out.

• Sure, we do gaming. I will come to get you in the next hour.

• You are obsessive at this gaming. Maybe I game with you in a bit.

• You want do some gaming?

• You want we should go play video games together?